"its just end of month rebalancing bro trust me " edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62417100
muhhhh MSFT
>it's not the obvious telegraphed thing that media is hiding from you, it's my delusional wrong 100% of the time doomer fud
SPREAD YOUR LIMBS AND LET US HEAL
DING DING DING DINGhow was your life so far?
>>62418142shut up faggot
>>62418145No motivation, being ethnically replaced in my own country.
>binance the "worlds most trusted source of crypto" is now illegal in europeits so fucking over for crypto baggies. after MSTR goes bankrupt and liquidates tens of billions in BTC the meme coins will never recover to any meaningful level. All the farming companies will go bankrupt and their infrastructure and chips can be resold for pennies to help bring down chip prices and rebuild heir farms into datacentersthere are 10000 bearish narrative for chip faggots right now. all you had to do was buy MSFT at the bottom instead of laughing at me
>>62418144OR CONTINIUOUSLY TUMBLE
DIE MICRON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>hot war goes live>after the market close>on a Friday
> futures
>>62418150Oh sorry, I was asking Tom
SOXL gets 6 weeks of only red days, ending at $40 a share. What are the implications of this on your portfolio?
>>62418150You should try spurting your cum into lots of girls (consent optional)
>try to manipulate bonds as hard as stocks>get immediately stomped outBased last bastion of capitalism (government debt kek)
oil bag holders>oil is going to $200>asia is going to run out of oil >physical oil is $150 a barrel in (insert country here)>europe is running out of jet fuel trust me bro
>>62418173stay mad nigga
>>62418155I don't believe it's a coincidence, too many happenings that are appearing only on Friday post close or Saturday and Sunday. And conveniently resolved by Sunday night/pre market open on Monday. A little to cohencidental of you ask me.
>>62418148quit trying to profit off others retardation you fag
>>62418173they actually overproduced so much jet fuel after the shortage that the price of it dropped even while the straight was closed and then they switched production back to normie fuel lmao. its literally impossible for oil to hit $200 because people will just stop buying the shit. indias president just told all the jeets to work from home during the recent shortage
I got raped today holy shit. Please tell me chip stocks will go back up or I might kill myself.
>>62418182Depends.If the war is back on it'll pump.If we just do a couple of fly bys and go back to the "deal" then you're fucked.
>>62418155 Same thing happened last time too KEK
oil bag holders
3month SOFR futures shorting is obscene. they were right about the fed meeting and now there's alot of motherfukers who have to take profit before there isn't any. ALOT. STIRs might collapse>>62418177desu can i to be honest with you? i didn't know what you were talking about. is it joos
>oil prices are going to end the entire market
IDIOT NIGGERS. OIL is CHEAP. There are SEAS of oil under the crust: LITERALLY THE OCEANS ARE FILLED OF OIL. Oil is free energy and is like OXYGEN = FREE.NIGGERIDIOTS OIL PRICE IS FABRICATED and Will come back to 30-40$.Sincerely, NIGGERS.
>>62418182No, tech will never go up again ever.
>>62418182>RAM>AI>PM's>Energyall is well
>>62418182chip stocks will go back up, make new highs even.
>>62418173>oil bag holdershow was i supposed to know trump was going to make a speech today where he declares that HE ALONE is saving Christianity and where he mentions THE LOW PRICE of oil twice and in order to write that into the speech they needed to turn the sell algos on for a little while. You are welcome for my donation today Tumbbad. I WILL be back!
>>62418199rumor has it direxion is working on 2x levered RAPU & RAPD
>>62418155Already over, its just a rouge sub faction
>>62418173Oily panicans get their just rewards
>>62418203>they needed to turn the sell algos on for a little while.what happened to the price immediately after the speech today? back above the SIXTY NINE level he mentioned in his speech TWICE. and you goys expect me to not say NIGGERS and JEWS every chance i get? niggas pls!
>>62418201the next cycle will be in like 2028 after 2 years of SOXL crabbing 100
AI deadSpace deadETFs moving as fast as a glacier Might as well go to Vegas
>>62418222Nice digits boss. Might I recommend 0DTE SPX options?
Zippers n’ Jews
why are these retards going all in on wendies
Line only goes up
Who wouldve guessed that korea would continue panic sellingFuckI'm going to export a korean woman so she can do my laundry
>>62418228Theyre trying to Gamestonk wendysPersonally I avoid stupid shit like this because GME burned me.
Weird ads. Can I learn about korean investment culture there?
>>62418225I think 0dte spy calls are safer than chip shit right now desu
>>62418232why not chinese, they give them away in bulk, they would even pay the transportation fees, think of all the dry cleaning businesses you could operate
>>62418228Fund wants out.I posted picrel there like 3 days ago, it got like 50 updoots in 20 minutes and it was then removed with no reason given.Not even an attempt at like "not flagged correctly" or "not old enough account":They just deleted it.Any area where retail congregates or gets info will inevitably be used as sheepdog to lead retail to slaughter, and of course WSB is potentially the most valuable of such spaces.People already know most of the discourse is coming from AI, but the entire thing is run by funds as well.
>>62418247oh sorry i didn't post that one, it was the original one, for some reason someone switched this around and copied mine.i saved this cause I was curious why they would do it.
>>62418247reddit is literally run by the glowniggers at the CIA>Ghislaine maxwell was one of the most prolific moderators on the platform>the "reddit most popular city" list showed that the highest traffic on the platform was from a cyber warfare air force base in floridaits like spending time on /pol/... you are just exposing yourself to government psyops that they are testing out on goys>astroturfing and propaganda studies
>>62418242I made this one too desu.Surprised that thats my most succesful meme since gme
>>62418175Yeah I’ve been noticing this too. This shit must all be scripted and part of the bigger plan laid out in the protocols of zion.
>>62418247So memory is about to take a massive dump down? Why?
>>62418259>its a conspiracy that everything is fake and gaytrump literally fucking posted "I hope you enjoy the show" on his boomer twitter
Iran has attacked several US basesShits on like donkey kong (after markets closed so you hold the bags)
People have called IGV bouncing for longer than they've called SOXX crashing. If you look at something like NOW's chart and think 'yeah that fuckers bottomed' you deserve what you get.
>my dad works at ntdoy
>>62418137
>>62418262Yeah this is the original, the one I made, for some reason one of you all>>62418247reversed it and re did it, which doesn't even make any sense.I assume some guy from india did this not knowing the reference.Anyway it'll dump because:>trading 50x earnings>those earnings are due to short term supply bottleneck>in 6 months that'll be gone>unit sales not growing so fast anymore>so really its trading a 250x average earnings long term>also, because of costs, AI companies just making their own chips and having lowest bidder build them
>>62418269if shit was popping off I doubt my portfolio would be up 0.5% in after hours.sorry you bought the top of the chips bubble dude
>>62418182I'd say that, on average, the odds of SOXS finishing the week higher than it started are higher than the odds of SOXL doing it.
>>62418255reddit spacing
>>62418279>literally need warsh rates
IBM, MSFT, ADBE software rotation let's go!!!
>>62418279trump sold lol
>>62418279i notice you filter out bobo and mumu, any reason for this algoanon?aren't those sentiment indicators?
>>62418255And you think 4chan isn't?I can't even say the k slur here because donny jew has blackmail pictures of his dick in a toddler. Sure, he's trying to can Bibi's re-election, but dont you dare say anything antisemitic on 4chan anymore or the govt will revoke the 1st amendment on your ass.
I put a large amount of my retirement savings into STRC and am currently down 25% or so. What do I do at this point? It will take 2 years for me to recover with dividends do I just hold and pray for recovery? I can't take a 25% loss on the majority of my retirement savings. This was supposed to be the low risk part of my portfolio.
>>62418290he was buyin bags all day
>>62418249GIS all day
>>62418279>Google meta nigger warsounds like a fun timeline
Why aren't all the TACO retards investing and making money? They make it sound so easy to cash in weekly.
>>62418292There was one result for mumu and zero results for bobo in the last thread
>>62418279>nigger warLet's do it!
>>62418294>I put a large amount of my retirement savings into STRC....why?
>>62418293the only ban I've gotten in the last week was for talking about girls peeing on me and 90% of what I post is racial slurs
>>62418294erm isnt it pegged to 100$, that just means its at a 25% discount, buy more
>>62418294You deserve an uncomfortable life
Live look at oilies
>>62418144Why did they give Rollout such a stupid name?
Not much to get from this but crude settled within 3 cents of the low from where it really kicked off
>>62418296probably dumps desu
i have this type of savings account where i can only buy stocksshould i wait until the crash has happened to buy stocks or are there stocks that will do well in a crash
>>62418293i know i wont change your mind but it is interesting seeing the mental gymnastics of J-haytahsi bet youre an oil baggy too while also simultaneously believing that the Js run world markets and control the prices of said oil during their war which it would be expeditious for them to suppress the price.>>62418173I posted at the start of the war i told you it was a play from WW1 where a young JM Keynes thought up the idea to short grain futures when the Dardanelles were blocked during Gallipoli, since the Empire got most of its grain via the Ukies, and that we would do the same.Ya didn't listen though did you, oil baggy?
My UUUU short puts expired 2 cents in the money. How long do I have to wait to see if I get assigned? Monday? Hopefully, I get the shares. Pocketed a nice premium.
bros what if we get a peace talk on sunday
Can bitcoin go back up now?
This is your future home because of your greed in buying tech. This is what you will be living in because you destroyed the planet to feed your ego but money is still worthless. You chase pleasure but just get more suffering.
>>62418342that would be bearishThe Empire needs a capital W win.
>>62418309Just has to be the correct race, nigger.
>>62418347I chase money and get more money, if it destroys the country, I'll use my money to move. I can make more.
>>62418346I've thought about giving up investing and just buying btc at anything <$60k and wait for the next halvening. The returns are like at least 50% more likely to be better than any other strategy. 2x at least.
>>62418350This picture instantly made me remember a copypasta from /tv/ about the death star being an LLC and how they were vulnerable to the law offices of Mothma, Dodonna, and Ackbar.
>>62418335>myeh myeh dont make fun of me goy I am extremely fragile but somehow superior to youThis is likely one of the gov't operators, btw. Theres been a massive government campaign to get people to not invest into oil and drive the price up.Granted, theyre right because fed has also been naked shorting oil and therefore you wouldve lost a shitton, but the psyop exists.
>the government doesn't want you to know
>>62418360I would buy more BTC but I recently bought Spacex. I think BTC will be 200k by 20230
>>62418370>I think BTC will be 200k by 20230Sounds like a shit investment
>>62418280It's not going to trend reversal. At least not here. Semis are mooning because their forward p/e keeps compressing. It's all earnings driven and their valuations are somewhat lagging depending on what sub-sector you look at. Compressing earnings don't sink valuations. Semi's will eat shit when forward earnings show the slightest hint they won't continue to compress forward p/e. Then everyone will rush to be the genius who's first out the burning barn.
>>62418363this is what i mean thoughhow can you simultaneously be an anti-semite believing in a global conspiracy of Js while also thinking they will allow Iran to use oil as leverage in the casino you think they control.make that make sense to me please, in your own words.i simply want to understand how you arrive at this position when these are your beliefs.
>>62418384Youre building a strawman, dude. Nice.Can you put googly eyes on him next
>>62418357I've posted pictures of Jews blowing up the twin towers multiple times today I dunno what you did maybe the janny was just mad because their estrogen kicked in
Cannot fucking believe that SpaceX closed above 150 today
>>62418370>I would buy one scam but I already put all my money in a different scam
>>62418388>uhhhh.... NOOOOO!>no actual explanationI just don't think you oil baggies have thought it through, even using your own beliefs.
I'm bullish on copper and uranium and the market is just fucking wrong
>>62418380>they will wait for the numbers to come outSOXL drops 40% every fart in the wind. People have been ripping ass for two days straight
>>62418396I paid a whale to fuck over puts
>>62418398I didnt invest in oil. Thats why this conversation is useless.
>>62418399Uranium's day will come dubsfren.
bb/nok/xrx/wen/ko is my whole portfolio
yo It's friday broCash in a QQQ and pick us up a case of natty bro
>>62418203>how was i supposed to knowoil is the lifeblood of the global economyit will never pump because if it did then the cost would cascade into everything
>>62418400I derisked more this week than the Iran shit. You have to react.But the long term trend isn't changed. And I said in my post everyone's going to forward look and try to be first, I don't think that implies at all anyone's going to wait for published numbers. What I do think is that there's nothing immediate out there right now that can topple the current regime.
>>62418409>
>>62418399for me, it's ero copper
>>62418165i only find east asians attractivethe west has fallen, its over...
>>62418419That girl doesn't look ero enough for ero copper
Yo we gonna need another peace treaty to keep things smooth next week. I know one of you smiggers is a congressional aide or some shit, get JD back over there and make more peace.
>>62418421ma'am this is serious /biz/ness not erotica
>>62418414correct. now realize this is exactly why the chip trade has peaked>>62418415nothing has changed? a lot has changed>euro basically making crypto illegal>MSTR about to explode taking the entire crypto world to the nether realm with it>MSFT said they would throw Xbox in a fucking dumpster before they keep buying chips at this level>AAPL said they would curbstomp the jeet at MU if he tries to raise prices anymore>Anthropic got a cease and desist letter>OpenAI said they wont IPO this year>MU said they aren't making more chips they are just price gouging more for them and then they said they project they can just fuck people over for more forever indefinitely and priced it into future growth despite it being as retarded as oil going to $200you have your head so far up your ass like most of the clowns in your clown car. your thesis is fucking stupid
>>62418434shut up idiot never reply to me againnobody cares about mstr
>>62418428No. If you're going to be bullish on ERO you need to use the right picture.
My forehead is a slippery slope
I want all baggies to know:Sell. We've all been there. YCMI.
>>62418437crypto is one of the main reasons for the chip squeeze retard. once all the miners default and sell the niggervideo chips at 10 cents on the dollar you are cooked
Every single SSD at my local bestbuy and microcentre is $350+ now. I have no idea why semi stocks are dumping when retail prices keep rising.
This is why I trade.
>>62418446Literally no one would want a miner GPU. most mining isnt even done on GPUs anymore.
>>62418452Last time I checked most mining was still done in mines.
Bull run resumes with the full moon peaking on Monday.
People are saying you should only buy non american equities.But even if you buy vt you will have 60% in american stocks.It's very difficult to have a broad exposure while excluding american equities
>>62418415UNFORTUNATELY i have to FUCKING AGREE because the gubmint wants them juicy tax receipts next year, selloff this summer tho>>62418452i mean if we've truly found a new major economic usecase for compute then it's still valid, and even moreso like another anon was saying if the models get more efficient. and that's alot of supply. bitcoin is obviously not valid.
>>62418450the best retail investors do it because they are weird stock nerds not because they want to be some hyper social self made man, the best retail investors are all weird
>>62418460VXUS
MICROJEET LETS GO!!!!
>>62418444Buy dip until profit
Tech stonks HAVE to pamp. Not because of things like fundamentals, retail investors, or insane institutionals. But because these hyperscammer CEOs are the PROTAGONISTS of this show and we're just background characters living in it. They can't lose. It's impossible for them to lose. Remember how Zucc spent BILLIONS of investor money into his Second Life ripoff and Meta's line kept going up. And when he admitted that the metaverse is a failed project and he won't spend any more money on it, what happened? Meta's line went up even HARDER. Meta burnt literal billions of dollars with no product, no increase in revenue, no increase in reputation even. And yet the line went up. The same shit will happen with hyperspenders. They'll announce that they're cutting back on buildouts and see windfall in the markets. They won't even have to spin the narrative positively. You know why? It's because they're the PROTAGONISTS. Hell, even memory chip makers will see their stocks jump up at the news: something about "return to a healthy demand norm" or some bullshit like that. You know why? Because hyperspenders are locked in a mid-season rivalry with memory chipmakers where both sides are slowly building up their respective powerlevels. The memory dudes HAVE to be stronger than the protagonists at the moment because the plot needs to build up tension. I am dead serious with this post. How serious? I have 30% of my NW in semiconductor stocks. Screencap this post. Memory stocks AND hyperspender stonks WILL pamp either by end of next week or the one after that (two more weeks!!!). Not because of any fundamentals or market conditions, but because they're the PROTAGONISTS and they need the memory chip rivalry. I am fully convinced of this.
This is also why I trade.
>>62418494>I have 30% of my networth in semiconductor stocksdon't worry it will only be 15% of your net worth next week
>>62418455hes talking about fairy dust and not real stores of wealth like gold
Some good,overlooked ETFsQTECRSPTQQQEVGT/IGMPTFFXLQNXTSome of these are basically equal weight QQQdefinitey don't se all these at once. They're all very similarlol
Kek check out the youtube comments, they're noooticing how this stuff is happening after market close Friday and deal by Monday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ih6EaWbuoc
>>62418446>bitcoin >nvidia chipsDid you just wake up from a 15 year coma?
>>62418460>It's very difficult to have a broad exposure while excluding american equities>It's very difficultHere's how difficult it is>VXUS 80%>VTI 20%or you could bump VTI to 30% or 40%, or 50%Clean and simple. VXUS is about every public stock in the word excluding American companies. VTI is about every American public companydifficult lol
>>62418504>real stores of wealth like goldThe only real store of wealth is your network thoughbeit
Guuhh poopon groupon poopon
>>62418515you mean like ethernet network, right?otherwise i am the poorest mfer in this thread
crazy to think only a few wins in stocks can change your life. youre like 5 coin flips away from a million dollars. and its better odds than that really.
>>62418249Freaky looks at the charts for companies like NKE and ADBE. They seemed like giants too big to fail and they soared to massive highs before crashing to prices not seen since ~10 years prior.Imagine investing in a huge company thinking that they'll only continue to grow over time, perhaps slowly but still at least steadily, only to watch them tank and knowing that you might have to hold for another 20 years just to recover your losses.
>>62418182poopon
ShutAI
>US striking Iran right nowObviously oil going negative monday.
I'll build one lucky person a professionally made portfolioYou can choose an ETF portfolio, or individual stocks. If you choose stocks, it will be 10 tickers max.I'll build it for whoever responds first seriously with their preferences and risk appetite, and what their investment thesis is.
>>62418279>dram buying faggotskek'd
>>62418520Its alright anon, you have us. /Biz/ can be your network.
>>62418444Believe all (silver) baggi3s
>>62418529k but I'm gonna use what you make for someone else no matter what it ends up being
>>62418524Nike is not handling being a mature company wellit'll settle in eventually, maybe
are covered call etfs a good place to park money you want to get a good yield short term (6-8 months)
>>62418529You know what, im curious, what would you recommend for someone very bullish on AI as revolutionary technology long term but suspects we will have a bubble like incident. I also dont trust any single company to be guaranteed to make it out alive, Nvidia for example could always get fucked by some comptitor coming out with a huge patentable discovery for making better chips or something
You have to tel me your preferences and thesis if you want anything specific, otherwise I'm just going to tel you the best shit to get for everybody.>>62418535>>62418535VTor AVGE
>>62418541no
>>62418545>>I'll build it for whoever responds first seriously>k... I'm gonna use what you make for someone elseare you a badly designed bot?
>>62418541JEPI has done me solid. its like 9% yield but you could always listen to some 4 figure portfolio faggot that's leveraged to the tits in shitcoins tickers instead >>62418551
Yield maxing is gay. I’d rather lose money trading 0DTE index options.
>>62418552> automatic smart normgroid answer avoidance protocols pretty well designed if u ask me
>>62418563I was gonna say mean things to you but I liked your froggy friday webm
>>62418544Diversified tech. Instead of betting on individual companies, bet on all tech. You have extreme risk if you concentrate in semis, or even more risk in memory.If you're very worried of a bubbleinclude hedges, gold, oil, commodities futures and/or equities, further divrsifcation with total market equitiesDo you want specific tickers?
>>62418449Because if things are too expensive people will not buy them
>>62418562Dangerously based
>>62418528300 billion is ready to go to them though
>>62418570So pretty much already what I am doing kek. Thanks anon, works as a good sanity check
I went all in MUU at the close
I've wasted my life
>>62418494Yeah this looks bullish.
>>62418556be so for real covered call etfs are a scam. Yieldmaxxers do not get a return. and money you need in 6-8 months is not an investment. He wants a savings account or CD. there are literally no answers to this.
>>62418533thanks, /biz/ is all i got. not even my family wants anything to do with me anymore
>>62418137Literally me after my stocks finish crashing.>>62418583I was waiting to put thousands of dollars into SNXX. It seems things were slightly reversing, so you're fine. Not me, though. I didn't double down at the dip. It might gap up on Sunday's extended hours.
and a little bit of chicken fried
>>62418583I flipped SOXL calls I almost didnt sell at close during that deeep dip
>>62418544nta but probably energy and data center infra. Not nuclear (too slow, we'll solve fusion before new fission reactors get approved and built) and not neoclouds (the guys who own the gpus that might fall out of favor) but the people building the brick and mortars, the turbines, the wires, etc. because even if ai flops in the short term all that infrastructure was sorely needed and is going to be in demand regardless.
>>62418583Me too :D
>>62418603every ticker I looked into had already pumped on this thesis. Now they need power, but power companies have already pumped. but the power companies need materials, but the materials and materials companies have already pumped too. its like that the whole way down.
>>62418523Not even five. I was looking at charts again for SPY and UPRO and if I just managed to buy the bottom, sell the top, and do it for only those three major market movements I'd be absolutely set for life. It's not even any research intensive you just wait for the market to do the thing and then dive in then wait.Sure it's optimistic to think you'll get the total bottom and total top, but I've identified tops because these big ones last weeks. It's timing the bottom that's a little more tricky. Even that seems to be getting more clear for my criteria though.Basically though even just buy when you think the world is ending and everyone is posting you have to be crazy to think this is going up.
>>62418596Kek
>>62418590>be so for real scam? its just an SP500 covered call ETF managed by the fucking fortress at JPM that will never fail ever ever ever. the federal government will fail (again) and get bailed out by JPM (again) before they fail. in a crab or bear market its going to outperform VOO and in a bull market it has yielded 9%+ consistently since 2020 and shown resiliency in every market>yieldmaxers do not get a returnits paying me like a grand a month that I put into other shit. I don't drip it.>get a CDI mean I can tell you are a fucking retard based on the broken English but this shit is hilariously boomerish advice
The dip is over.Thank you for not buying, or selling low.
>>62418585Trading view says that was a 1.2billy volume candle on the SPX???Does that mean 9 Trillion $$$ sold out?
>>62418616isnt that like 1/3rd of the entire stock market dumped in a minute?
>>62418607Someone is going to have to regulate all of it and litigate nonsense around it. Invest in law firms specialized in tech related cases I guess? Sounds like everything else already pumped on it lol
>>62418582IGM is one of my favourite tech ETFs. It's total market tech, includes mega caps,mid caps, and small caps, and it's expanded as well, to include tech companies that fall under communications, or retail, like Google and Amazon.so if there's a highly disruptive market in the future, with a bunch of small cap and mid cap tech companies bowing up this ETF will capture their public upset before they get to QQQ, and that's where most of their growth will be. But it depends on how long they were private companies.IGM is like VGT, same performance as it as well, but, IGM is more expanded to include those communication and retail companies I mentioned.if there's a lot of disruption, expect Nasaq and SP500 to fuck with categories for sectors. Like how tech had to be divided up in the dotcom bubble. Remember shit like biotech is in healthcare and not tech. Not every ech sector is actually classified as tech.
>>62418603>fusion>spaceX>quantumyou guys fall for every scam. its amazing>invest in energy when you think that infinite free energy is going to happen in your lifetimehow high are you right now? those weed pens are bad for your lungs and full of Chinese rat poison
bros a whopper meal cost me 15 dolans today, this economy is fucked
>>62418612>a good place to park money you want to get a good yield short term (6-8 months)>good place>park money>good yield>short term (6-8 months)no time horizon in the stock market fits this except SGOV and the like. half a year in dividends, interest, etc. Notice he said park money not invest. This is money he needs soon. anything in the stock market is retarded. covered call etfs especially. They dont make sense as a fund and you are better off selling calls or whatever. We've rehearsed this retarded cover call etf strategy like a million times in SMG and every conclusion is that they are stupid. You want to collect premiums off of writing covered calls? go do it yourself. I cant even begin to get into how stupid these etfs are. go look at their returns. They shit the bed but "eyy dey got da good divvy doe!!!" the retard blurts out then you add it up and the market did +10% and your retarded etf did -10% and +5% with dividends reinvested
but if openai is buying a lot of sandisk next year instead of this year, wouldn't that be bullish for sandisk longterm as the money keeps coming in?All of the 'bearish' articles are retarded.
>>62418145Genuinely terrible, I feel like no matter how I try to befriend people or act friendly people act like assholes to me anyway. But if I act like an asshole in response they get offended. There's no winning there.
>>62418627>but if openai is buying a lot of sandiskwhat the FUCK
is anyone itt actually real or is it just LLMs discussing the shilled tickers funds want their bags out of...why is no one discussing the end of day candle... that was insane... i need to know if its real or what the fuck is going on
Fuck itI had a frozen pizza the other day, but after this week I'm redeeming another
I love pregnant hairy pussy!
>>62418639check the newsdark reflecting pools
What's the next thing the AI industrial revolution will need that hasn't gone up 5000% yet?Because for some reason memory stocks only moonshotted the past couple months even though it was super obvious in hindsight AI data centers were going to need storage...
>>62418626>they don't make sense as a fund you are better off selling callsthat's what they do... they collect premium from sp500 and give it as a monthly payment...I mean I guess the whole market could tank but the shits max drawdown was like 10% during a rate hike environment and it yielded more than 10% that year>we have said its badyeah you guys have told me its bad for years but can never articulate why>do it yourself manually selling and managing weekly calls and timing them for years and holding hundreds of shares of SPYI'll tip JP Morgan a penny to do it insteadyou are seething for no reason and cant explain why you are mad other than your probably down 20% today on SOXL
>>62418643quantum COULD be the next play, or it's another one of many "quantum is coming in two more years!!" hype regardless, there's a lot of talks about plopping down actual quantum computing facilities in the rust belt
>>62418642ah gotcha, so this whole thread is just bots.
What a week, could you believe that happened
>>62418646It's shit because if you just buy SPY on a dump you'll get more returns.Jepi income will also be taxed a lot if you have a job whereas gains from spy won't be because you can just not sell until whenever you decided. You can't flip the switch with jepi.
>>62418647>quantum computing facilities>just hire 200 blacks and hispanics for tax breaks>its a room full of empty boxes and they all just take turns going out back to smoke cigarettesI love how every quantum image looks like what you would see on a crypto exchange or some shit
>>62418639>>62418649Shit makes me concerned sometimes.Is my main outlet for information sharing and camaraderie dominated by bots? What a fucking mess. >>62418145>how was your life so far?Holy fuck what a disaster.
>>62418639It’s called market makers manipulate the close on SPX for their benefit. I am a 0DTE butterfly enjoyer and it would have fucked me if I held to close.
>>62418655anon... think for a second.. if you are able to time the bottom of SPY you do realize you can also time the bottom of JEPI right?.... you realize you can also sell JEPI if you want to right?...holy fuck you guys are hopeless
>>62418494were you not around for the whole 2022 thing?
>>62418660anon... think for a second.. if you are able to time the bottom of SPY you do realize the rebound will be greater than with JEPI right?.... you realize you're just converting some of the unrealized upside of unsold SPY for forced JEPI distributions taxed as income right?...holy fuck you guys are hopeless
>>62418658max pain was at $734 though...
>>62418636that just increases the amount of questions. If sandk and openai are unrelated, then openai IPOing later shouldn't have an impact at all.
>>62418664>bigger with spyonly if it pumps more than 10%. if its red or crab or kangaroo JEPI outperforms. that's why I have VOO and JEPI and SCHD as my 3 main pillars of my portfolio. I win no matter what. I get paid monthly no matter what.stay mad retard
>>62418529I'm okay holding to zero
>>62418643CROs for AI drugs. Next bottleneck trading at 30 PE with 25% revenue growth.
>>62418665I don’t know the context of the Jewish battle. I just know what I saw.
>>62418668It's always more than 10%. Green line goes up forever and crabs or bobos are only temporary. Midwit play of yours is trying to be clever.The tardmaxx path is just buy sp500 on dumps and boomer your way to the comfortable sunsets.
>>62418660anon, you buy that shit only when you're about to retire and pumping the principal amount is no longer a concern. even if you reinvest 100% of the divs religiously buying more of that jalapeno pipi, you're gonna BARELY beat inflation. it's a "freeze my money at this amount" etf. get the fuck out. you're literally too early and too young to be sitting on that shit. what the fuck are you doing my man.
>>62418639end of day candle on what stocks? i only watch a few
>>62418664>bottom of SPYIsn't SPY majorly into NVDADidn't open AI Mention they are dumping NVDA for house made chips and didn't they cite not wanting to pay NVDA these prices this week?Isn't it just a matter of time until its $40?AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS HERE OR ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKING CRACK
Coworker said investing even 5 years out is too long.They day trade-month to month trade for like 10-20% gains, but wouldnt the realized gains taxes counter the vast majority of this?What if you go badly red come tax season? Isnt that when investment gain taxes are actually taken out?
>>62418679and this is with dividend reinvest turned off. i SINCERELY hope you weren't taking that divvie money and spending them on fast food instead of reinvesting. your principal amount is fucking decaying. get the fuck man what are you doing to yourself?
>>62418585>>62418681
>>62418647>>62418673Let's put a flyer on some of these and watch, if the market cycles into them like it did with GPUs and memory then it's an easy 20x
>>62418494I can see this happening. My guesses are>1 week dump>1 month dump (most likely)>2022 dumpI have reasons for this that I'd rather not get into detail lest this post get way too long and no one reads my effort heavy written post and thus no (you)'s. I am desperate for a pump just to get out of my bags thoughbeit.
>>62418682Yeah. That's part of the massive spy runup. It's also why you buy spy on the dumps. Whatever bubble ran it up is deflated and a new bubble will make it run again.The boomerpath was basic bitch sp500 ETFs all along. Just know when to buy and whether you want a leveraged rocket ship ride from the bottom or just more comfy discounted accumulation.At least that's how I've come to see it.
Do we really have to wait until Sunday for futures?
>>62418647I looked up picks and shovels for quantum, everything's up 3x in 2 years already. Bunch of cryo stocks trading at 70 PE.
> two bogleheads arguing about timing the market> both too chickenshit to ever try it though???
>>62418614that's bearish>>62418639go back and look at what happened the last trading day of 2025 and the last trading day of may. you shouldn't be surprised. SEC is asleep right now; by design>>62418657nigger the politicians they put in will stomp five babies to death just to pocket 5 dollars from you you think they wouldn't coordinate botnets to fuck your calls? shieeet>>62418687i guarantee if this happens we'll experience a soviet style collapse by 2028>>62418695it's all the same wave homie
>>62418696You sunnuvabich I'm going to buy UPRO when this market takes a mega dump again just watch.
>>62418222Space would be a long term hold.Ai ain't dead. Solar and robotics are the best chance at an Nvidia or palantir. There's only a couple other companies that are going to survive or be the major companies during this startup bubble.Nvidia, palantir, spacex and...a solar startup and a ai medical surgery robotics company...Viewpoint financial should be too.
>>62418700I want a 30% drop so fucking bad.
>>62418679>>62418685Nta but how do I even do dividends(fidelity, dont see the ability) I just started investing and its down since I invested right before shit all went down but its minimal. Im guessing logically I can do it when im more green past my initial investments and can then use that money to buy stock directly? Is it also locked down to each separate stock? Or if 1 stock makes good gains, can I use that stocks growth and invest it into others?Basically im trying some riskier smaller investments that see gains past the year tax/sell thing, and time it with my salary growth and also getting on the property ladder, then use dividends(if these investments succeed) snd transition into more safe ETF long term.
>>62418684Really?You pay taxes quarterly using last years tax bracket as a guide on the profits from that quarter. Then at the end of the year file a 1040 and send your trade logs your broker gives you. They run it against what you've already paid and go from there. As long as you pay 100% of the withheld amount of last year you are in the "safe harbor" which means no penalties.If you don't make profits you don't pay taxes.
>>62418625>this economy is fuckedthe ride is just starting....
>>62418710There is dividend dates, if you hold the funds they are just automatically put into your account. I hate them.You should triple space, or quad space going forward.We trying to build the longest threads?
>>62418710You shouldn't be investing in anything other than educating yourself on what stocks are and how they work, on what ETFs are and how they work and why Index ETF investing was such a game chaner
>>62418724Kek, fuck you guys hate tablets. This is what I got but with a lake view. So comfy.
>>62418145I want a do over on the day where my portfolio hit a new ath for the year and then close all those positions. I'd prefer a do over from further back but I'd happy with this.
couldn'tthe brokersjustautomatetaxwithholding?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0B5N4iT2Nc
>>62418679>>62418677>don't buy that unless you are about to retireI'm 36 and I don't have a normal goy job. I will never have a goy job the rest of my life
>>62418733And they REALLY hate phones that turn into tablets
>me after today
>>62418684>>62418722I made like 200K last year and I got a refund. I dunno I have a Jew do my taxes named Larry and he seems really sus but damn if he doesn't get shit done.I literally deduct square footage from my house as a business expense and shit lmao
>>62418730>what stocks are and how they workayo they be like ma efferium coins dey b doin a lil sum sum>ETFssome real niggas be trading fo me and they be releasin their own coin that goes up coz they trades good n shiet
>>62418743Fight Shylock with Shylock
>>62418710Nta? Not that anon? in a thread with id'spoorly coded bot script?
>>62418685>the thing designed to crab is crabbingyes anon.. that's what its supposed to do... the rest is farming yield
>>62418743>I literally deduct square footage from my house as a business expenseI'm sure it depends on where you are but I think thats pretty normal and legit. Only caveat is if you go bankrupt you probably lose ownership of that portion of the house
