mixed signals edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62421679
>>62423464>mixed signalsrotation. sell chip sellers and buy chip buyers.MU -30%SNDK -30%INTC -40%SOXL -60%DRAM -80%MSFT +30%AAPL +30%AMZN +30%META +30%simple as
> futures
>>62423473Kek, it's the retard. Also posts a fake made by the so-called the russia. Figures.
>>62423464NLST WILL GO TO THE MOON SIR!!!! MU ALREADY OWES OVER 500 MILLION USD FOR JUST 2 YEARS OF INFRINGEMENT AND THAT WAS FOR BEFORE THE AI BOOM! Now imagine todays prices with sales being 100x higher and rents accumulated.
>>62423478how much do they pay you? or do you do it for free?
I am still making money off of sneedisk>the anal rape may continue Monday editionthank you for your attention to this matter
should I go all in on quantum like XNDU?
>>62423482They pay me in MU stocks.
If your folio is less than 500k your posts should contain a clown emoji
>>62423492if it makes you feel better about it I'm bullish for MU at $700
>>62423496Why would it go back up if it falls that much?
>>62423496After the split
>>62423473>>62423478>>62423494Did I not tell you that /smg/ gets real queer on sundays? Observe.
>>62423499it always goes too high and then it always goes too low. its just how human emotions work.just like oil right now is going to be below the price it was prewar and you guys will be confused instead of buying the bottom in the 50s
>>62423509OK, Zigmund, do you have a single fact to back that up?
I remain invested in Google
>>62423515you are at denial right now for the semi bubble
hi anons whos ready for black monday
Google seems like a clear 3rd in LLM’s and 1st in world models
>>62423526Blacked monday
>>62423526fellow retard reporting in
WHAT ARE WE BUYING NEXT WEEK????
So... oil down, right?
Space Marines...Brace for $130
>>62423537Its berry good to leave a sinking ship
>>62423539SPY PUTS, FULL PORT, 0DTE
WEN n chill
>>62423473>INTC -40%betting against nancy?
>>62423560its a trap to follow Nancy because they only report 1 time a month. you don't know when they enter/exit positions. if she buys calls and then it pumps 20% and then you buys calls because she bought calls you are what's called a stupid fucking goyim
>>62423473>MU locked in several 5 year supply contracts at their inflated 80%+ profit margin >-30%LMAO retard
>>62423576>he thinks any of the numbers matterlol>he thinks something that drops 25% every week cant drop 30%lol
>>62423578Nuh-uh! I'm totally not down 16% on Polish gamedev companies. It's just a long-term strategy!
I'm getting a lot of "boomers are rich and basically you suck" articles.
>>62423504You can call me queer but you didn't say I was wrong
>>62423479too many "buy micron" articles right nowAlways do the opposite of what the n(j)ews tell yo to
>>62423571i dont think she goes for 20% plays, and she bought at 114, its all shown on quiverquant. regardless you can just buy shares.
>>62423499Fair value 1400 but it's mostly because>hurr I will buy THE DEEP DIPPERINO and ride it to RICHESIs very appealing.
>>62423600Let's see the articles during NVDA's boom.
>>62423482>IT'S AFRAID
>>62423593You're gay, retarded AND wrong.And fat and ugly.
>>62423605I didn't save them
>>62423603>up 472% ytd>somehow most of /SMG/ probably still bagholds it>buy the dip its going to pumpno thanks
>>62423608Holy fuck how do you know so much about me?
>futures will open during this very thread
who buying sk hynix july 10?>>62423616
>U.S. AND IRAN AGREE TO HALT STRIKES AND MEET THIS WEEK, AXIOS REPORTS CITING U.S. OFFICIALS1 hour before futures... hmm..
>if you bought the top in 2000 you didn't break even until 2026
>>62423627stop noticing also FUCK this administration god damn i fucking hate dirty don the pedophile
>>62423627funny the markets still go for the same fake play every time..
>>62423627>>62423633But the people enjoy the punch and judy pantomime performance, it is something grandeous to talk about to break up the monotony of their lives
>>62423627Based
hey anons, is etoro still a buy? i haven't been keeping track of the markets since january
>>62423628Damn, and if you bought the top of Microsoft in 2000 you didn't break even until 2018. I guess that means Microsoft is dog shit
>>62423627>Barak Ravid againIt's all so fucking tiresome.
>>62423648>I guess that means MSFT is dogshityeah but the difference is you are buying a bottom of MSFT not a giga parabolic moonshot forever top retard line.
You bobos properly fueling up for Monday?
>us and Iran agree to what they already had agreed to, again, markets saved!
>>62423657But on the top rope! Oh my God! IT'S ISRAEL!
>>62423654>i put some blackberries on ur salmon lole bon appatit
>>62423627watch the market retard pump again for something it wasn't even open to dump on in the first place
DEVIL TRIPSAND THE MARKETDEVIL RIPS>:) MWAHAHAHAHA FUCK GAY BEARS
>>62423627every damntime
>>62423666It's as easy as that folks
3 more hours.
>>6242367153 minutes actually
Ermbros there's no peace deal today are we ficked?
>>62423662Food has come along way, you could be one of the richest men in the world 70 years ago and all you get extra is just one type of meat stuffed into another like some sort of medieval king an underappreciated improvement of modernity
>>62423657the market likes to pretend everything is priced in, but in reality nothing is priced in look at how they reacted to apple's price hikes despite apple literally saying they might have to do exactly that multiple months ago
I have AMD but I'm scared to touch Intel, the dotcom collapse makes me fearful of it happening again desu
Just never sell low lmaoItsthatsimple
>>62423644>hey anons, is etoro still a buy?It's a Israeli company, thus the answer is obvious. With Israelites you win.
>>62423653You're right, things that go up a lot can't possibly keep going up. It's just basic math
>>62423663the market cant do that, the market is efficient
>>62423688buy the friday iran war dip sell the monday iran ceasefire pump don's donors are doing exactly that so might as well join the train
>>62423612I sold 2k shares at 20 to buy the SNDK spinoff
>>62423691>MSFT p/e 19>INTC p/e: SORRY THIS IS CURRENTLY UNAVAIABLE IT IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN -200 and +200>INTC is gonna moon apeslmao
>>62423684idk how anyone here is afraid of a dotcom like collapse. anons panic sell on the 1 second charts the dotcom bubble was a 3 year long slide where you could have sold at any point in and cut losses unless you were the 1 guy who bought the top no doubt you were
I feel nothing anons. I have to prepare to make money on Monday but my mind and emotions are blank.Am I dying?
>>62423482is this achievable natty?
>>62423702>unless you were the 1 guy who bought the topThat's the fear with Intel desu, I don't want to be that guy, I got AMD during that 250 > 200 drop since I felt safe it'd go back up
NEW PEACE AGREEMENT DONE.ART OF THE DEAL.FUCKING ZION DONALD TRUMP DID IT AGAIN!https://x.com/i/status/2071329892726149592
>>62423690i've bought a tiny bundle back in mid january, its up by some 26%, i think its quite good enough
>>62423690oh yeah, where's my manners?thank you anon
>>62423700And what is Microsoft's future? Oh right, continuing to buy chips and capex so they can be in last place on AI and second place in cloud services, with their flagship Office Suite getting replaced by AI agents that can replicate its functions for free
>>62423722monday: gigapamp tuesday: israel strikes lebanon again, iranian delegation walks out, market gigadumps wednesday: vance says "talk is still on" on friday, market crabs up thursday: another israeli chimpout, market crabs down friday: vance says "actually no, iran must stop attacking israel or we walk", market gigadumps market close: strikes resume we know the schedule by now
>>62423735Don't forget the forever increasing negative customer sentiment due to enshittification.
>>62423735>MSFT is going to die but chips are going to moon>AI mattersAI is gay and cancelled until next year dude. Sorry we don't need your chips that you already projected you were going to sell. No refunds
>>62423694*kisses you*
> 30 minutes
>3 companies are worth 1/3 of the US GDP
>>62423411>>62423430this guy is very correct. in fact the US banking system going full chinese style capital allocation is pretty much inevitable in my opinion. they already kind of did this during covid. problem is now it's unlikely to work because of how insanely corrupt every institution is so it'll fail miserably and maybe irreversibly ruin society forever and ever
>>62423753>10% of the nasdaq is going to be two Elon musk scams one of which loses money and the other is like 400 p/e and only makes money because it sells cyber trucks to the other scam company
>>62423722PHEW!I was sweatin mumu.I was worried that we would abandon the deal and gigapump, but if its over the patriotic against the grain pump is cancelled dumping on semis/ai can continue
Open the markets Kevin
>>62423627
>>62423741>AI is gay and cancelled until next year dude no, just co-pilot kekLet me guess, you're also long oil?
>>62423722I hope they don't buy it and we have a circuit breaker day so they quit with this fake and gay bs but they will so we'll get more fake and gay bs you reap what you sow have fun getting dumped on repeatedly done fake pumps
Where'd the OpenAI IPO go?
>>62423758Someone's gunna have to take the blame for the crash.Democracies always banish Themistocles.
>>62423738Markets closed friday, but otherwise yes
>>62423768I'm buying oil under 60. PBR specifically is my ticker of choiceIm referring to openAI saying its not going to IPO this year. this is a hugeeeee bear signal and you can ignore it if you want but its going to rape you. these companies assumed they were gonna get giga infinity IPO money from anthropic/openAI and that shit isn't happeningno refunds
>brent rugsthis has to be a joke
Futes in 20
>>62423778never bet against insane people during insane times
>>62423776Open AI is dog shit and always has been. It is the Myspace of AI. Anthropic is absolutely going to IPO
>>62423758seems like i've been missing out on a lot, but im still just in time for fun times ahead
>>62423783musk took all the dumb money already. neither will IPO this year. this is the year of space bags. AI bags have to wait. it might be a while before retail even wants to get rugged by the "new thing" after cerebras and spaceX fuck them all year this year. they waited too long to IPO and it was dumb as fuck on their part. Musk is the better conman for what its worth he ipo'd on the best possible day he could all year at peak euphoria
>>62423633>trades based on his emotional stateYou deserve to be poor and stupid
Why is everyone glorifying compound interest so much if it doesn't apply to stocks.
>>62423788i've said it before, but SPCX price will be tested hard on monday when retail wagies have to sell their share to make rent payments
Going all in on Anthropic at IPO, could massively crash and I won't give a shit, will be diamond handing it for the next decade
>>62423791How's the weather in retardsville this time of year champ?
>>62423788>they waited too long to IPOit was never supposed to IPOits the marketing wing of TSLA, which has always been a proxy product/ticker for redditors who want to live in space, but with Chinese bootleg exploders taking over Europe regardless of the fact that driving one means just about certain death, its time for him to dump both.
>>62423788You went from openai is dog shit and therefore AI is dog shit, to retail is holding Space Bags and thus companies will not have IPOs. Do you even recognize how deluded you are?
Real talk, are 15 eggs/week too much or am I good?
>>62423791Compound interest and compound returns are the same. 10% return on 10k is 1k, 10% return on your new 11k is 1.1k, so on and so forthRedditors sqoze wendys meme
>>62423802what? eggs are awesome. eat a dozen a day
>>62423802No faggot it's ok
>>62423802>zoomer is affraid of eggsJust buy them already sweety.
>>62423766Finally, the chocobussy
>>62423811I'm 33, basically on my death throes. Have to be careful about such things
>>62423802egg boy
>>62423802this dude ate 36 eggs a day and lived until he was 80 while blasting steroids"eggs are bad for you" is literally government propaganda they started to lower egg prices
>>62423760what i tell you.war is bullish.peace is bearish.
not so fast mr. axios
>>62423802when I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs
>>62423829When I was a boy I stole my mom’s underwear and jerked off with it for years
Bid ask is green!
>>62423832
GET READY
ready for the crash?
>futures
Oh shit we're red af
Up or down?
Wife says we should buy gold
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry Bobo
...Flat? Really?
SOAP DROP
>war>green>peace>red???????????
BONK
>picrel, last week's results>What will markets do next week?>https://strawpoll.com/GeZAR5qKPyV
>nothingburger
>>62423846Mega pump this summer
e-emergency bobo meeting
>Futes
OIL sisters, why is it going down?
>>62423846holy top signal.... I don't want gold to dip lower anon....
what are you guys yappering about? The noise before the real market open has HISTORICALLY been nonsensical
>>62423861this makes no sense at allwhy green?why 0.7% up in 3 minutes?
>>62423862>white swarn event>>62423864i literally filled car up today expecting giga pump
There's nothing to fear, but fear itself
YEEEEEAHYOU PUSH IT
Gotta work again tomorrow and I wanna cry
Wild card on suicide watch
Bobos I am so tired of thisWe are never getting our bloody Monday are we
>>62423872i work every day though i didnt work today
>>62423703 (Me)Am I?Does anyone have experience with this?
>>62423876literally who is buying? what tranny jew?
>>62423876S&p is down 3% this month if youre a bear how are you not winning?
>>62423883Make money on stocks? At your job? Revenge trade bc u r a bobo? I think emotional bluntness is good for trading
>>62423464anyone in cash waiting for the PIK BSD to resolve? or is it just more tranny michel burry nonsense.what are we lookin at.. -50%, -60% on all non tech stocks?
>>62423885Well you see the market went down a lot which is called a dip, and so people are buying the dip because they think the market will go up
>>62423872Bruv just show up clock in a few hours take your lunch break, shit on company time and do the bare minimum the rest of the day. It's literally that easy.
>>62423802Taking out leveraged 0DTE puts on your heart as we speak
>>62423890at 12 in the night? when no major market is open???? you are dumb bro sorry
>OIL. Never Selling>TECHNever buying>TranniesNever touching>JanniesAlways doing (it for free)Esto es
>>62423896>who is buying rn?!?!??!?!?!?Uncle.
>>62423899>Trannies>Never touchingYour biggest mistake.
Where do I watch the proto-futures?
>>62423889not BSD, i meant BDC. private credit defaults amassed. unknowable how deep the hole is.
>>62423888>emotional bluntness is good for tradingBut I am sitting here staring at my wall.
>>62423913You can watch a delayed feed on google finance if you can't watch them through your broker.
Keep your voice down while I’m talking , you don’t know who I am
>DXY flat>Bonds flat>giant gigadump followed by scam wick up with huge selling at the exact same priceCome're mumu, that's it, everything is fine.
>>62423921Nice I found them, thanks btw
why is nothing happening bros?
>>6242391999% of the human population couldn’t manage to stare at a wall for 5 minutes because everyone’s attention span is shot. That is something to be proud of
>>62423931can you send me 30k?
>>62423931>Technical analysis
>>62423934Because something is about to happen
>>62423938Let me check the chart…
>>62423934Things happening costs money, and no one is willing to give it
>>62423931good god. you can get a certificate in delusional line drawing? and they all meet up and draw lines together?what happens at these meetings? ...i must know.
>>62423931>
even if aussies pumpeven if asians pumpeven is euros pumpamerimutts will dump
>>62423938Sent ;)
What price do you guys think DRAM will be by the end of this Summer?
Uh, bear bros? It just keeps pumping...
>>62423946his career counselor told him to become a professional lineman but the message got mixed up in translation
>>6242395282
>>62423952Same as it is now.>after the split
>>62423953just like last week, green futures, red weekim sure it will be different this time
The weekend sucks because the market is closed.
>>62423803Ok but if I buy a stock for 10k and it increases by 10% in value. I now have 11k worth of stock. But to re-invest this 1k I need to sell some stock. But once I sell it i cannot buy any more if it than I had before because it now costs more on the market. Compound interest doesn't apply to stocks.
I knowIt’s only rock and rollBut I like it
Is the future 25 bepis rate hike priced in now?
>>62423952why wont these indians make the self sucking golem tchotchke leaner. its making the thinking sand too expensive. >a quadrillion at least.
>>62423965>Compound interest doesn't apply to stockNigger it's called compounding not compound interest
Always bet on green
>>62423970i've been red for an entire month now....
>>62423972Invest in some sunscreen maybe?
>>62423970line always goes up
>>62423972Youre supposed to buy stuff that goes up
>>62423668this is hilarious
>>62423910What’s it like with a tranny? Do you feel disgusted after ?
Also once again want to thank the SPCX bros for letting me dump on them close to the picotop, I financially invested in a switch 2 and new star fox, metroid 4 on the way
Wait is black monday canceled
>>62423931I have a certificate in Astrology and forensic palm reading
>>62423967i think it is not. no one would believe it if it was 50. but i bet all of my internet tokens its 50 and it fucks the market for the inbreeding cuckholded slopshitter IPO. i think we get a sunset summer and a fresh green winter.>thats why im investing in comfy.
>>62423988So how often do you get your disability check?
>>62423965what the fuck are you on about why do you need to sell if the VALUE of the thing you're holding increases
>>62423987Another crab week it would seem
>>62423992My disability unironically ran out last month. I’m fucked
Muh bitch done left meNow I gots the bluuuuuuuesAll my money on MU callsOh Lawdy don't let me looooooose
Nine and we fineZero and we an hero
What percent of biz are millionaires?What about over 500k? 100k? Id guess 90% are under 100k.
Buy memory stocks
>>62424011Kek, you'd be surprised. The average age is probably 37.
GREEN ON MONDAY CONFIRMED
haha bears keep ignoring the charts>pic rel
>>6242401536, $1.2m invested
>>62424014Oh but haven't you heard? People will just stop buying memory, because they don't need to outfit their AI infrastructure anymore. Because reasons
>>62424018i feel like i saw that headline before.
>>62424011I'm rich in experience and that's all that matters :3That and the millions upon millions that comprises my vast estate!
My Philosophy was going to just be by voo, vxus and Avuv. I told myself I was just going to dump all my money into that and then I saw Amazon was down 14% on Friday and I bought $5,000 worth and broke my newly created investing system. I can't stick to anything
>>62424022Main reason is the only people paying for compute are two companies that have no path to profitability and are going to run out of venture capital eventuallyIt won't happen immediately since there is still a huge hole in the memory market but something is bound to happen once data centers start being cancelled.
For everyone asking how to view futures type in the names and add them to your watch list and you can see them from Sunday 6pm to Friday 8pm!
>>62424014>>62424022honestly, if they would stop the bloat they would cut the hardware cost in half and make this mafia crumble.>which will happen becuase inbreeding.
>>62423846I knew a dude in highschool whose house looked exactly like this (but with holes punched in the wall). obese stay at home wife. piles of shit everywhere. dad was a drunk that lived in the basement.some people live very strange lives
>>62424018War wouldn't have made it red, and peace won't make it green. No one cares about that little spat anymore
smiggers what are your thoughts on quantum plays I need my validation that it's a long term hold with large payouts at cheap prices please and thanks
>>62424032>infinite value proposition.
oils green stay mad niggas
>>62424035It's also in the OP, my nigger with a hard R.>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/
>>62423867>>62423869>>62423864they did the thing where they ran a story that "hundreds of boats were just allowed to exit the strait"
>>62424011I'm barely over 100k, probably not for long with the dollar getting stronger. Not a bad result for not being 1st world or 30 yet.
>>62424052Total meme/joke
>>62424052I think its a scam and no way in hell that IONQ or RGTI will crack quantum before GOOGL does, INFQ may be somewhat useful one day as a quantum security play.Quantum will also render BTC to 0. If BTC is still trading well above 0 then we are nowhere near cracking quantum computing.
>>62424055>$69Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
>>62424056you think people here are smart enough to know the us 30 500 and 100 are Dow, s&p and Nasdaq?
>people in this thread shorted indexs before Americas birthdaylmao
I'm going to tel you guys a cheat code ETF again incase people missed it in the last threadNTSDI'll explain what it is.It's 1.5 leveragedbasically, SPY + international futures, monthly reset, not daily. Fees are .35%. Yes, a leveraged ETF with .35% feesBecause it uses developed market futures instead of trading equities directly, it saves on financing costs. The US portion isn't futures, though, but still leveraged ike any other leveraged ETF like UPRODrag is almost non existence because of the monthly reset, and using developed market futures. You can expect less than 1%, with fees, combined with drag losses. Less than 1% losses. Maybe in extreme zigzag markets with big drops and big rallies it might top over 1% lossesThink of it like 90% VOO/SPY, and 60 VEA for a total exposure of 150%. Biggest blue chips in the worldBecause it's 1.5x, with developed market blue chips as a huge chunk the volatility of it is around what it is for QQQ. It's stable. Not as stable as SPY but you're getting 1.5x leverage here.Almost for free.You could full port it, and everything would be great.Pros>1.5x leveraged>diversified as is>low fees and almost no drag>low volatility for a leveraged fundCons>monthly reset but could be a huge pro if drag is your biggest concern>not broad market, just blue chip only but could be a huge pro as well depending on how concerned you are with volatility>large cap onlyI tried hard to figure out cons but there's not really any.
This week will be a good week, bros.
If you want a strong, clean bet, TLT leaps are still cheap, Around $1 for 100 strikeWith yields nearing 5% and a new fed chair who is in favor of reformations, it wouldn't be crazy to assume that the real problem here is rates are too high, they are stunting growth by making borrowing dollars too expensive. If you look at the TLT chart, its been knocked down quite a bit, and a 5 year mean reversion is in order, placing us around 110-120. This would place yields near a more stable 2-3% percent, where they should be to par ((((inflation))).Even a 50% reversion here will make you some bank, and I calculate a full run back to ATH will net you $6k for every $1.00 leap.>but MUH-hameds oil???That trade is well over and played out like a textbook Wyckoff.>The US will pump oil ad infinitum. >The Saudis will pump oil ad infinitum.Both have said soThe US (By bessents words) is also actively shorting oil prices along with Japan.Have you not noticed the strength in the dollar lately?A buy for TLT is a bet on warsh and bessent turning this shitshow around and thier economic plan succeeding. We saw what doge did and its affects on usaid, which seems to be creating a red sweep this year, because all that bad money is no longer funding these corrupt fraud programs. If warsh and bessent can reform thier respective institutions, the dollar will grow even stronger, but everything else (assets) will grow in value as well.The other countries that dont comply burn as their respective currencies devalue vs the dollar even further.Ideally, in my head, the raping of America is slowly being stopped, and maybe even reversed.Tldr;Follow the money man,Buy bond leaps, its worth the $100
>>62423947oy do you have a license to draw those lines?
>>62424052fuck off commie shitskin
>>62424083If I was interested in long term investing I would buy this. But I’m not. I appreciate your research and have many (you)s>>62424083>>62424083>>62424083
Let’s see.>Nasdaq is jacked to the tits.>Musk has introduced himself stage right as the scape goat.>Mystery new guy Kevin Warsh put into place to “surprise everyone” and execute the planned bailout.The pieces are all in place so… Any idea when the giga crash will actually happen?My bet one of the tells will be when all the Israeli startups on the daq suddenly and mysteriously get a bunch or short selling activity.
>>62424084WE WON WE FUCKIN WON
>>62424097Two weeks from now
>>62424090give me a break I already missed ai and memory I just want to be early for once
>>62424101Nah it’ll be way longer than that. At the minimum they’ll wait until after December.
Bros you told me it was African American Monday
I was hoping for a bear monday
>+0.4%It's over, the crash is tomorrow
>>62424097all i can tell you is that my algo, that has been holding tech index for a very long time just decided last week to sell the top. i cannot, disclose what and why it made that decision. but it never loses money and has MAJOR downdraw tolerance. so, uh. something is definitely going to shit very soon my friends. if i knew how to short the market i would. but erm...im not responsible enough to trust myself to do that timing.
>>62424052we are so far away from quantum being useful for anything its not even funny
>>62424116It knows
>>62424116what are you even talking about?
>>62424027>Happy endings aren't re-
>>62424114KEKI sincerely hope you already placed those leveraged puts
KOSPI OPENNING SOON
>>62424129
>>62423984Prime 4 sucks, I'm sorry anon.
Bears are so fucking dumb, it's feasible to assume small scalps here and there, but betting it all on 1big crash everytime the news shakes your composure is a damn fools game. You have a better shot at the lottery.
Should I sell my sneed disk for micron? I keep hearing DRAM will be the bottle neck going forward and not NAND
>>62424129Does KOSPI even matter for Sunday evening here? Their markets are just going to follow US markets from Friday, no?
>>62424116Your bot sounds a little early desu.But it’s definitely more likely than last year or the year before.Basically as long as Powell was in charge it wasn’t gonna happen because they need ‘their guy’ to be in the hot seat.
Nice futures for tech, bobo is getting raped tomorrow
>>62424134The greatest irony is that bears think stocks are overvalued and the market has topped, they think anyone buying at these levels is a fool.But when they are forced to cover their failed short it is they who buy the tippest toppest, and once they capitulate that is when you get a dip. Bears make senseBulls make moneyCrabs make a nice cinema snack
>>62424118I don't know what that excerpt means because I don't give a shit about bitcoin desu other than it's really complicated
>>62424116>>62424120>they don't know about Toy Story 5
>>62424120it do be knowing and i bet against it anyway like a sucker. right into risk assets, i want a crumble. but i only have an upside swing. due to my backstroke being fucking terrible. i cannot for the life of me call a downwards. my entrances are always manual but my exits are automated. if i had balance. i could go on vacation earlier. i think thailand might be pretty cheap right now after the earthquake or whatever. or korea, the won is so tasty right now. >>62424138
>>62424069I should probably sell my oil puts, this is basically back to normal at this point so no point waiting for longer.
>>62424128No, i was going to buy market open
>haven’t had a successful trade in weeks>thought I was finally going to make some insane money with puts>trump makes sure to pump the market right before it opensI’m so tired. It’s all so tiresome. I just want it to stop. This is like the 40th fucking time the market has pumped on essentially the same news. Fucking hell. And I’m sure we’re be down again by the time my puts expire.
>>62424134>>62424143I'm feelin pretty cocky mumu.
>>62424145i do go to the grocery store to see the price of bread, but i also go to the grain silo. 1 ton of processed grain somehow equals one grocery basket. something is odd. the bread factory is also within 30 minutes. it seems dilapidated, filled with temp workers mostly. quite odd...
>>62424154If you get off by having bulls fucking and cumming in your ass so much bobo stop shorting and just become trans.
>>62424153God himself has gifted you an opportunity to not be retarded and actually make money tomorrowLong GRRRListen to his word, for it is the truth
>>62424167>pls pls pls pump my bags
>>62424154>short the bottom>buy the top>for months of the most predictable fake and gay news ever>shorting America before the 4th of july>shorting America in general everthis shit isn't for you dude...
>>62424064>Quantum will also render BTC to 0Quantum will effectively halve the bit strength of the algorithm>128 bit becomes 64>256 bit becomes 128>512 bit becomes 256etcetcetc. Your fantasy about what it will do to crypto is fucking retarded.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jFk8OPWaZJsHow can i profit off the culling of niggers?
The more fear and despair you feel the more you should buyThe more you believe you are gonna make it the more you should sell. Even more if you are just coming off a massive green candle and the line is tapering off
>>62424154Perhaps trading isn't for you?
i have this dream where all the illegal migrants and niggers live in the shanty town beneath a jetson style town house. every so often i introduce a doo-hicky machine that lets niggers and the odd people eat small bugs for profit before it gets big enough to be liquidated by my private equity company and everyone is let go becuase they are only temp workers that are hired by my temp agency.>will i make it bros?
>>62424180BTC is going to 15K crab forever after saylor goes bankrupt. sorry about your bags dude>quantumlol yeah nvm I hope you lose everything
We will be fine. Surely the Koreans will sell.
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>62424185>>62424189
bake at 400 plz
>>62424187Isn't schiff literally a grifter?What grounds is there to sue Strategy? This is a standard grifter lawsuit, and the company is fine. Bitcoin would have to go under 30k to actually be in a bad spot. This is total market manipulation.
baking
>>62424198are you an autistic janny? why are the jannies so anal about the /biz/ board being less than 1% stocks and 99% crypto scams?
>>62424189Mein smigher....Mein smigher the Koreans have remortgaged their houses to go balls deep into leveraged calls.There is no selling action today, it will be blood green. A veritable bear massacre.
>>62424199bro got mogged and hes so mad lmao
>>62423627"The world's a stage and you ain't in it"-Korge Jarlin
>>62423994Aren't I supposed to sell high
>>62424156Do you think you've got some secret,esoteric, insight, that fuckall nobody else is looking at?
>>62424206Sub-400 bake is paperhands and ngmi
>>62424187I don't own any crypto, so I don't give a fuck what it does. I wad just pointing out a mistake from another post, doomfag.
>>62424212No that's my job, you buy my bags and panic sell them back to me at a discount
>>62424204>is Peter schiff a grifterhe is a metal shiller. I dunno metals are gonna be around after BTC is 0 so there are people that shill worse bags I guess>what grounds are there to sue strategysaylors "stable fund" that is a "digital fortress" for dividend investors became unpegged last week. people are going to lose everything>BTC would have to go under 30KI mean it crabbed under 30K for years... he is already in trouble his cost basis is like 76K and BTC is at like 59K. he has like 12 billion dollars of unrealized losses and barely enough cash on hand to pay dividends this yearstay away from this shit dude... this isn't a dip you try to catch
anyone else either buy or hold cash. I never short, it feels risky
Oh, it's coming. The worst bear market of all time. GUYS, AMD bought MEXT, a glorified swap-file offering but now it's AI!!!! THEY VALIDATED IT!!!!! INCOMING -89% GAP DOWN!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S MU OR SNDK!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
>>62424208i dont know how you could be korean and not overborrow, like, they do have a near miss every other week. lol. when their credit shits the bed i have my eye on this one apartment across from this place that does 2 at time.
0.7% breached hard
>>62424222I was going to say the market will pump anyway because AMD is a money printing beast, but trips confirms. I kneel.
>+1%Bobo you ok?
>>62424213Nah I'm just a stupid bobo whos NGMI.Good luck there diamond hands, hope you'll let me wage in your chain of McDicks once you 100x on leveraged ETFs and semis.(Don't look at the bond or dollar computer.)
>>62424228
>>62424228Shut up shut up shut the fuck uup
i'm gonna convert my entire Roth IRA to VGT, sit on it for 10 years, and see what happens my IRA is currently like 10% of my current NW so this is technically a very safe play
KOSPI IS ABOUT TO OPEN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62424236If these fucking slopes rug us....
NQ1!
>>62424214Fuck you and your dogshit shitcoin threads but I do agree with you
>>62424214>>62424240I'm gonna keep posting 30 times a thread and never bake and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
Why are they buyering
I think it might be neat to have the bake timed for exactly at the KOSPI opening bell :3
>>62424084Back in medieval times countries would usually treat the winter as a time to pause fighting and maybe try diplomacy because moving around in the winter just sucked ass. Glad we kept the tradition but instead focus it around the stock market open and close.Lmao at this clown war
>bobo's thought the wat wasn't priced in with all the downward movement we just had kek, always one step behind stay poor
>>62424253No let KOSPI open, the thread react thoroughly, THEN bake with the edition being the reaction to KOSPI
>>62424014I swear over the last year I've heard China is going to flood and crash the RAM market.
>>62424229I know you dumb fuck,but I ain't holding shit, im a short term trader as well,But Im smart enough to not get married to any fucking ideology,That's for goddamn sure,let alone fight the full mon trade.NIGGER
>when you buy the dip but the dip keeps dipping
Is VOO still a good buy?
>>62424018>>62424048I still see retards say it's manipulation, even though it happened over the weekend when markets are closed.For some reason I don't see any posts or claims about major purchases of options or stocks before the weekend.
>>62424251its Americas birthday!!!PEWPEWPEWPEW fireworks PEWPEWPEPWnew schizo story of the day:Oliver Tree posted a rant on social media saying he left Atlantic Records and his helicopter crashed killing him the next daybullish for WMG? I dunno... they will murder people so that seems kinda bullish
kevin pleasejerome pleasebessent pleasehow do we finish the bobos?
>two minutes
>>62424264Full moon/July 4th trade*
>>62423962the weekend is great because i get a break from the stress of trading
>>62424266It was never a good buy.
>>62424234i came back from the future just now. very well done sar. however, it was eaten by another 60% inflation and the portfolio was not leveraged enough into software, so you nearly have about the same value as you had when you transfered. boomer.
ITS CRASHING MAKE IT STOP YOU GOOKS
I BAKED >>62424282>>62424282>>62424282HERE : >>62424282>>62424282
>>62424264>to not get married to any fucking ideologywhich ideology do you think i subscribe to?the signals are all terrible short term, so i short.simple as.
ITS NOT EVEN MOVING WTF
>listening to random song>kospi opens>same moment the song says down it goes>mfw
>>62424284AIEEEEEE JANNIE BAN THIS MOFO
>>62424285Do you think they're going to allow you to see beyond the veil?What makes you think you're smarter than than the world's brightest white and asian men, let alone high frequency quantum computers.They throw you these signals to throw you off dummy, while they bye with retard strength, I'll be sure to check back in a overnight to brag about nq being up another .5%The kike trade in moon cycles and institutional trade the 200ma, and tonight is full moon....
>>62423497So is Nike gonna fall and is it going past 38?
>>62424314Nike already failed. Look at their chart. You could've bought like 9 years ago and you'd be FUCKED today. That's insane.Nobody wears that shit anymore. All of the middle-aged Jews around me in the world are wearing shit like Brooks or Hoko or whatever it's called. Wearing Nikes these days is basically hipster tier.
>>62423654>>62423662Salmon and blackberries is actually a great combination surprisingly, together with onions sauce
>>62424335Yes but for the earnigs report (the spelling mistake was intentional)could go to 37 yes? certainly not to 45 with their prospects
>>62424310damn he wasnt kidding. they really do worship the moon.
>>62424338Sounds pretty fucking gross to be desu. Onion sauce sounds great but fruit and fish sounds like a terrible combo. It's like tards trying to combine chocolate and other shit like nougat and caramel. What the fuck is NOUGAT? Chicken nougat?Nike might get a tiny pump courtesy of algorithms. Same for the likes of shit like CENX and ADBE. Strictly for day trading. But it will tank shortly after the pump. As far as I'm aware, they burned bridges with a lot of retailers. The only attention that I see them getting now is from niggers and wiggers trying to trade Jordans like Pokgaymon cards.
>>62424196>tfw arby's management never even offers me sex let alone barebackngmi
>>62424347You couldn't have sold me either but I'm a sortof restaurant chef and I tasted it at a tasting, I was smitten.You think it will pump? Only crocs really is making gains in the sector, I predict it will drop at least at the 2nd to 38, a crash nah
>>62424385By pump, I mean maybe up like 5% in one day before it resumes dumping. Virtually everything does that when certain conditions are met but it's meaningless and not worth trying to time.I think whether or not Nike does well after the earnings report is meaningless. Several stocks did well during their earnings release and then proceeded to tank the following day.
>worst korea>shitting it up againKorea fucking shits
>>62424052>quantum playsThe quantum technology does not need to work to make bank on a quantum stock, you just need to get in early and 10x then get out. Lots of q stocks have volatility, so you can 2x over and over at least.
>>62424204Schiff hasn’t even owned a major position in gold in years.He’s been collecting gains from other assets the whole time while playing to his audience as ‘the doom gold guy’.I not even sure he really has a choice at this point. The character is basically a part of him now, like how bruce wayne is stuck as batman.
>>62424418is it gonna be us tomorrow>>62424385