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>2021
$53

>2026
$7
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HODL strong marines!
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>>62425905
we are the cuckold marines
we carry the bags
we fight for Sergey
we honor his name
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I literally buy this token thousands at a time on every hard dump. I've got about 200,000 USDC to rotate back in before it moons
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>>62425905
Why clean toilets when you can be a stagehand?
Roughly same pay, less disgusting, often they don't even have an interview.
>>62425903
I remember back when they tried to FOMO me. Almost worked.
I still don't understand the use-case.
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>>62425920
>before it moons
2 more years?
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I graduated from pharmacy school carrying what felt less like student loans and more like the GDP of a small nation: $290,000 of debt. While my classmates were celebrating diplomas, I was mentally calculating interest accrual by the hour, wondering if my lender had named a conference room after me. Every sunrise came with the comforting thought that somewhere, a spreadsheet was quietly charging me for existing.
People imagine graduation as crossing a finish line. For me, it was more like being handed a white coat, a license, and an invoice the size of a suburban mortgage—except the house was imaginary and the monthly payments were very real. My debt wasn't just a number; it was a constant companion, looming over every career decision, apartment lease, vacation idea, and impulse purchase. Buying guacamole suddenly felt like a high-risk financial maneuver.

The total was so enormous that saying it out loud often produced the same reaction as announcing I'd financed a private island or accidentally purchased a minor sports franchise. Two hundred ninety thousand dollars. That's enough zeros to make a calculator sigh.

Still, I earned the degree, survived the exams, and stepped into a profession dedicated to helping people. The debt was intimidating, absurd, and occasionally worthy of its own horror movie, but it also represented years of relentless studying, sleepless nights, clinical rotations, and determination. My bank account may have looked like it had lost a fight with gravity, but I walked away with the knowledge and credentials I'd worked incredibly hard to earn—even if my student loan balance entered adulthood with me like an overly attached roommate that refused to move out.
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>>62425931
A rural town in Texas is out of water because of this fuddie's bot
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>>62425920
>before it moons
Anon, the chart for this in 2,5, or 10 years will just be a flat line.
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>>62425938
I graduated from pharmacy school with $290,000 in student loan debt. Most people crossed the stage into adulthood. I crossed straight onto Crackhead Street, where every financial decision was made under the influence of compound interest. The diploma was shiny, the white coat was crisp, and my loan balance looked like I'd accidentally financed a small country's infrastructure project. Somewhere in a boardroom, my lender probably popped champagne because I had officially become a subscription service.
Every payday was a magic trick. My paycheck would hit my account, wave hello, and vanish before I could even convince myself I deserved takeout. Interest didn't sleep, didn't take weekends off, and definitely didn't care that I'd just spent years memorizing drug mechanisms instead of learning how to negotiate with Satan's accountant.

People asked, "How does it feel to be a pharmacist?" Great. Professionally, I was dispensing lifesaving medications. Financially, I was eating instant noodles while calculating whether buying extra guacamole counted as filing for bankruptcy. My debt wasn't a balance—it was a lifestyle, a personality trait, a dependent on my taxes. It had more staying power than some marriages.

The best part? Everyone assumed the degree meant instant wealth. Meanwhile, I was staring at a number so large it looked like my student loans had won the lottery. I didn't leave graduation with freedom—I left with a lifetime VIP membership to the Greatest Financial Circus on Earth, starring me as the clown, compound interest as the ringmaster, and my bank account performing a disappearing act every single month to a standing ovation.
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>>62425961
Eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh, whats up Grok?
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>>62425974
I’m human with sentient, I don’t understand why your name calling on other race non white.
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>>62425931
pharmacist
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>>62425903
Don't forget to account for inflation
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>>62426519
4% per year inflation? wtf is this, venezuela?
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>>62426572
It's actually worse than that. The calculator usea official numbers.

Shit's fucked. If you don't have a house paid off with enough land to grow food by 2030 you will literally starve to death or be fed into the WW3 meat grinder. Oh, and I hope you also have some way of paying your property taxes.
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>>62425931
>>62425961
I'm actually warming up to slop writing.
It's not degradation — It's rebirth.
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remember when the boyscouts thought they would need an attorney to deal with all the tax problems from build rewards?

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>>62425903
what does chainlink even do again? should i buy a bag?
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>>62425905
They look cute together, I hope they made it
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>https://youtube.com/shorts/QmvOIY26VvQ?is=doM_-pgp6f1BbROG
>6 years ago
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>>62425903
5 months left to fud, enjoy yourself
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>>62425903
you are looking at one number while chainlink is going to conferences and looking at many numbers
>50+ banks using chainlink for korea europe corridor
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>>62427876
They just dumped like 10m tokens last week again. Take your breadcrumbs and shove them up your ass chainlinkgoy
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>>62425905
I think about this pic too often kek
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>>62428670
chainlink? That's a cuckold cult baby
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>>62429802
>That's a cuckold cult baby
is this an Austin Powers quote
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>>62431456
it's a famous ChainlinkGod quote



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