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What are some low risk ways to turn $300 into $1400 by the 3rd? This is urgent.
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No such thing as a low-risk way to get a 4x return kek. 8% yes, 400% fuck no.
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>>62428192
Pick something that has an almost zero chance of going down, like spacex and buy calls. NFA
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>>62428192
Bet on Ivory Coast beating Norway
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0DTE very risky.
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>>62428192
spend $100 on mint mobile and call your parents and ask them for the money
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>>62428192
suck 50 cocks and charge $22 per cock
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>>62428192
There is no risk-free method to do what you want anon. The way you framed your post will only invite scammers or casino recommendations (technically scammers too)
Posting bossman jack is probably no coincidence. Other than gambling you have no real way
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>>62428192
you might have a 20% chance at a casino but if you fail you lose it all. or there's always begging (not here).
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>>62428192
29.99% APR nigger loans are your best bet, sorry bro.
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>>62428192
Buy a $300 set of kneepads and suck 1400 dicks.
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>>62428197
>quality kneepads
>neon sign with arrow and letters S, U, C, K
easy
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>>62428308
>0DTE very risky.
How much money have you made or lost doing this?
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>>62428453
I bought one call contract today for $200 that sold at the end of the day for $1,400

Now imagine what I mean instead of one
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>>62428192
3 NVDA 185 july 8th puts thank me later.
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>>62428456
Based.

>>62428459
Why 8th july?
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>>62428192
Invest in Seagate when I did a year and a half ago.
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>>62428456
This happened to me before too with 0dte calls but I got burned doing the same thing on another day and lost all my gains
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Codx & imrx.
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>>62428192
STRC call options short expiry
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>>62428192
>low risk
this doesnt exist for people like you
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>>62428192
Buy a nice costume like in pic and whore yourself to truck drivers on highway gas stations.
Might be able to get 1400 until the 3rd but you might have to do some extra stuff like letting truck drivers pee on you.
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>>62428192
20x leverage on wendys might work too but there is no adventure in that.
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>>62428192
threeway parley on ufc
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>>62428192
Live poker
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>>62428192
suck 2200 dicks for 50c each
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>>62428192
The memecoin casino. Godspeed.
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>>62428303
Did you listen to me?
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a 5x in just 3days.
come on op, this is bait!
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>>62428192
rent a used elephant and sell 100 rides at $14 each
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>>62428340
dunno the guy, search for him.
>He isn't really down anything, ever.
>People send him money to gamble with, including the casinos themselves.
>And he loses it in minutes, no matter how much it is, every time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1rl2pxn/comment/o8p256c/
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>>62428192
lmfao
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>>62428334
That's still $300 short. Anon would have to suck 14 more cocks.
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Gay for pay is your only way. Go to a gay bathhouse and open those cheeks homie.
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Only option is to 0dte trade qqq or spy, make many small plays 50 each and hope you dont get fucked by wash sales later on.



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