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Abenomics edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>62429521
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I am irrationally exuberant and it feels good
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BUY BUY BUY
(rolls royce)
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Almost nothing can stop this rally.
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>>62430409

>UMAC what's the play

I dunno man probably just realize the gains. its a shitcoin it has +15% or -15% day like 3 times a week.

I think 18-19 is the new floor until proven otherwise.. upside is clownish infinity
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> nows
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What kind of return should I be happy with on a 0dte spy option? 5%? 10%? 50%?
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Needbis pump kind of makes me want to get in on Coreweave
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>he thought they were really going to let the market tank during the week of America's 250th birthday
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>>62430428
You will never be happy, so just be reasonable.
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I'm not gay
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>>62430422
allright thanks, I'll keep it in mind.
I wish I could shill you something to return the favor. but everything I am betting on is either up a lot or a bit uncertain right now.
>>
what is on sale that I can buy with my goodgoyim fiat dollars?
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>>62430431
A big V dip would be a great happy birthday.
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>>62430430
why is it pumping lol it was literally 250 an hour ago
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>turns out brokerage actually did have leveraged sandisk instruments they just were completely hidden only findable through search
For fuck sake
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
>RETVRN TO GREEN edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
>>
>>62430437
unironically gold
>>
does anyone else watch 5min candle charts and try to guess the optimal entry and fail like me?
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>>62430428
as long as you panic and sell 3 minutes after you buy every contract you're doing it right
then just tally at the end of the day and maybe you got lucky
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>>62430441
Which broker did this?
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>>62430442
Very nice, broseidon.
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>>62430444
if i wanted boomer rocks I'd go to /pmg/
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I'm making money
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>>62430447
The secret is to use 1m and 5m, draw straight lines and watch the RSI. Goes hard on oil. Praise be to Allah!
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>they never listen
>they hate making money
>they wont buy MSFT

>UMAC +20%

OOOOOOOoooooo
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After last weeks bogs I needed this pamp.
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>>62430428
Why not just buy regular options? Too relaxed and low cortisol?
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>>62430440
Only news I can see is just that Coreweave got more clients desu, aside from that it dumped hard last week so this is more a ridiculously fast recovery
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>>62430456
>tfw no qt Jap wife with inflatable breasts
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>>62430452
3x leveraged ETC
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How the fuck… War in Iran still ongoing and we have a fucking closed strait. The actual fuck going on?!?!?!
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When is the euphoria gonna wear off. Can we get a bad headline or something?
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>>62430437
You missed NVDA's drop by one day. What a shame.
>>
>>62430450
Nordnet, largest one in Scandinavia but shitty compared to what American chads get
>>
>>62430428
5%. Don't tab out, just keep the screen open and sell within like 3 minutes.
Anything more than that is gamma gambling rather than riding some small momentum wave. Don't do that. Or 0DTE in general
>>
>>62430467
2 more weeks for them to sign the ceasefire
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>>62430458
All drone makers are up bigly because AVAV earnings.
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up 25k today so far. hitting the road, still a long way from soxl headquarters. be good babe.
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>>62430467
what am i looking at here
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This is the future. This is where you will live because your neighborhood was bulldozed and replaced with a coal powered data center while you wank in your 4x4 pod to ai generated gf eating grasshopper and sawdust mixed with glue.
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>>62430462
I feel like I need to be rushed and stressed if I'm making money!
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My puts are printing.
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>>62430475

>buying any other drone maker that doesn't have the presidents son on the board

why
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>>62430467
China saved the world by a mixture of downscaling demand and releasing strategic reserves.
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>>62430463
I'd check the volumes before making that call
this is an ape market after all
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>>62430467
Iranians will keep fucking with Trump until the elections. They've done this shit before. This administration was too retarded and inexperienced to realize what they're stepping into. Or maybe it's all intentional, who knows.
>>
>>62430481
Brandon owns RCAT too to be fair
>>
You’d think MCD’s was a seafood joint with all this crabbing.
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Jesus christ I hate etrade. Lmao they will glitch you. Hold deposits all kinds of shit so you miss trades die.
>>
>>62430468
idk, it's TACO tuesday innit? I suspect some bad news after today's market closes
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Am I doing this right?
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>that one crazy fucker who was seething yesterday that people buying the dip were making money when it bottomed and went back up
Why are there so many psychotic bears in this thread
>>
>>62430478
Wypipo don't season they water sources
>>
Not even the slightest micro pull back, just green candles
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Bobo, are you okay?
So Bobo, are you okay?
Are you okay, Bobo?
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what do we think of TRLV
>pic unrelated
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I reckon the market tanks once the Supreme Court repeals the 14th amendment and retroactively revokes citizenship from all the anchor babies boss.
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What' ssomething good I can buy for less than $9.80/share?
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>Sell UMAC shitcoin +20% realized
>Park realized gains in PG -2.5%

its really that easy
>>
ACK-man better be right about MSFT
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>>62430508
Dead ass. Perspective is everything.
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>>62430511
>He trusts billy boy
Enjoy being exit liquidity.
>>
Refining crack spreads are fucking crazy right now
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>>62430502
Sorry the bear got distracted. We will return to a bear market tomorrow.
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where do i park my money for the next month? i tire of day trading
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smiggers we've never been so back
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Sneeddisk will never go below $2000 ever again, for realsies this time
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>>62430502
Considering that every second they take the foot off the gas we take a huge shit?

Yeah.

Im feelin pretty good.
The Fed will capitulate.
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>ELF
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>>62430523
SPCX shorts
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>>62430523
ROLLS ROYCE
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>>62430523
SPY if you're feeling okay, VTWAX if you're feeling paranoid.
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>>62430523
XOM
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>>62430532
We've seen the bottom already, but what's the top now?
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>>62430478
I own the datacenters, so no, I will not be the underclass that actually needs to be breaded/circused that way.
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>>62430478
>what productive people
>we should import them by the millions!
I fucking hate this timeline.
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>>62430521

the only timeline we aren't neon green all the way to the 4th of July is if Iran or Israel does a terrorism. unlikely. trump would probably actually consider glassing them if they messed up Americas birthday
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>>62430468
>bad headline
a synonym for rate cuts
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>>62430544
what about the probability for a TACO tuesday?>>62430494
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>>62430536
It looks like it's close to peaking and calming down, no? Not overbought yet but almost there. Wouldn't wanna baghold the tippy top.
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TOTAL BOBO DEATH
>>
i'm buying into TQQQ
this is YOUR top signal, thank me later
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>>62430497
Kek, he got buckbroken by top analyst guy posting.
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>>62430534
>>62430536
>>62430537
>>62430538
thanks i bought MSFT
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>gap up giga pump
>immediate dump
>gap up giga pump
>immediate dump
>gap up giga pump
>immediate dump
>gap up giga pump
>immediate dump

We're nationalizin boys!
The entire economies getting nationalized!
>>
>>62430555
How brown are your hands?
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>>62430559
Im loading up on MSFT calls you have to be stupid if you dont !!!!!!!
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Why's MU fucking crabbing?
>>
Come on pump, don't be shy. Don't be a timid pump. Don't be a cautious doggy pump.
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>>62430564
>catching falling knives
Good luck with that.
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>>62430566
Accumulating power before the next leg up to 1200, it’s going to try to break 1250
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>>62430555

based trips

MSFT to 700
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>>62430571
baggie!
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>>62430559
pale as snow, im from the north.
if you dont buy jeet youd have missed out on the MU giga bull run
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tell me anon, what do you see
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should i get out of my nasdog short? -150€ and it hurts..
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>>62430503
i would not invest in cannabis
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>>62430571
Like in my favorite animes
\o/
>>
>>62430505
Kek are you trying to summon the CLF anon
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>>62430559
this
I hope he crashes and burns
>>
>>62430580
worrying gappin up and down. volatile
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>>62430566
because two anons called me a retard for selling my MU at 1250 last week
but don't worry, your luck will come back <3
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>>62430572
i have never in my life seen a bigger top signal
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please trump post some retarded shit
iran
tariffs
insult kevin
SOMETHING
AAAAAAAAAAA
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>50 shares at $383.59
what sort of microbags are you guys holding onto?
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>>62430569
AMERICAS 250TH!!!!

AS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LITERAL COMMUNIST DIRECT STATE PURCHASE OF OPEN MARKET ASSETS FOR WINDOW DRESSING!!!

GUESS IM THE ONLY ACTUAL CONSERVATIVE LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY WHO FINDS IT FUNNY BAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>>
>>62430581
Yes? Why would you short the whole index instead of just shorting a dogshit company?
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Why is the Australian index such a waste of time compared to almost any other developed country? I put 4k in there last year and I'd probably have made a better return leaving it in the bank.
>>
>>62430597
ok, but what's your portfolio?
>>
>>62430566
People are buying and selling at roughly the same rate. Hope this helps.
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>>62430580
zoom out (to 2028 when it's $10,000/share)
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How can NFLX right the ship? Are they going out of business or some shit?
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>>62430598
>dogshit company?
like?
i only fuck arround nq recently
companies are unpredictable
>>
>>62430603
what do they even do in australia besides mining?
isn't their economy also heavily corrupted by china?
>>
>>62430580
RSI peaks getting lower as the price peaks keep going up. Possible bearish divergence.
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>>62430606
shut up faggot 1pbtid
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META YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH
I'VE ALREADY AVERAGED DOWN TWICE
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME
>>
DONT BE SHY
JUST FUCKING DIE
NASDOG CHAN
AAHHHHH
>>
>>62430581
>minus 150
>euros
>short American tech
Isn't Europe already a dystopian tech nightmare where you goys get arrested for LIKING posts? Why would you short that?
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>>62430580
WHAT CAN YOU SEE
>>
>>62430612
Adobe or whatever.
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CREDDOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62430594

>one of the largest growing tech companies on the planet
>"too big to fail" endorsed and used by the glowniggers
>2x revenue since 2023 and at the same price
>19 p/e and 1% div lmao

its the bottom dude
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WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT DID MSFT JUST PULL GOD DAMNIT I HATE THIS FUCKING COMPANY
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>>62430591
You said one yesterday. Are you gonna end up with the whole board in 2 weeks? Loser.
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Silver and silver accessories
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Fuck this market
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>>62430618
apparently, even more sunken costs
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>>62430622
>MUH MURRICAN
dont care
rate hikes
war
trump is an idiot
oil shock
nq should go down chart wise and fundamental wise
so i short
>>
>>62430566
It's not normal to to +10% every day especially when you're being sued.
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>>62430629
you are a dumb gorilla nigger. The customer perception of microjeet (azure aside, I don't know about that) is as much in the shitter as adobe, and look how that's going.
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>>62430611
Put King of the Hill back on.
Seriously, biggest mistake they have ever made.
>>
Looks like we are rotating from utilities and back into tech after this prolonged bear market (1 week)
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>>62430631
That anon simply got too cocky and must be punished for it
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>>62430631
lmao what kinda pattern is this
I remember I read some schizo post which looking back wasn't so schizo but it basically outlined how MSFT was being used to park HF funds because of how liquid it is or some shit
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>>62430616
>>62430580
As soon as I sell hoping it goes back to 1600 it'll rip to 2400
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>>62430580

I see a gap that's not filled at like 800. I'm bullish on SNDK at 800
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>>62430642
>muh tech
jews are stupid dogs
>>
>.42% so far
MOAR
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>>62430633
>an increase of 100%
you wish any of your stocks did that
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>>62430629
I don't know dude. Microsoft may be on the way out and KMB is on the way in. The first post generation alpha generation, generation beta, so far has no interest in using desktops or laptops and just wants to shake a rattle and shit into their diapers. If that trend keeps up, they could spend billions of dollars over the course of their lives buying KMB products.
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>>62430629
>buying something which is under 200 day SMA
No thanks
>>
MSFT red again, it was almost 1% in the green and basically fucking died in less than 10 minutes, I'm laughting and slapping my big round belly. I think I would not be able to fumble my company this much even if I tried.
>>
>>62430631
get gangstalked by your broker nerd lmao
>>
>>62430629
if michael burry has decided to voice support then i'm out
it's the sign that next year is when mass migration to some kind of linux starts taking place and microshart begins to collapse
it should have happened a decade ago
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>>62430640

>the perception is bad of agentic and data centers

no shit.. its why they had their worst month since 2000 dotcom bubble pop

>short the bottom instead of bullish at the bottom

NGMI go buy pico tops of MU
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>>62430631
MAM NO
NOOOOOOO
>>
damn it really is gonna dump and close lower
I almost sold some calls earlier too s m h
>>
Fuck you market maker I bought expiration 6 months out. I HAVE TO MAKE MONEY HAHAHA
>>
my doomed bags are having a good day at least.

im thinkin i should sell soonish. just eat a huge loss.
>>
>>62430655
True.
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>mfw retards holding microjeet are seething
burynice.desu
>>
redpill me on nebius
why is it moving like memory stock even tho its software crap
>>
>MSFT will never NOT spill its spaghetti
40yr old virgin stock
>>
>>62430671
Contents?
>>
>>62430674
dumb bobo I dead timed the bottom at 350 I'm still up 6%!!!!1
my other bags are feeling kinda heavy though
>>
I can't help it. My dick really is that red.
>>
>>62430641
They don’t cater to conservative men as a guiding principle
>>
I have become a Microsoft bag holder
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>>62430665
the perception of agentic and data centers is bad, yes, because consumer babies now pay more for tech toys.

But, msft's particular implementation is amongst the most hated. Chatgpt is not as hated (hell, some people got emotionally attached to certain models) , and everyone glazes claude.

And yes I know there is also a crowd that hates absolute anything related to AI/"slop" , but it's balanced by people who love it. Copilot - everyone fucking hates.
>>
>>62430680
Don't worry fellow MSFTfag, it's already falling again, with a bit of luck you will be able to join the bagholder club before the end of the week. Never underestimate the jeetification.
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Neetbux Trader!
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>>62430678
100% fakemeat heavy bags
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>>62430555
The touch of . Nice work.
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>>62430695
im happy to report that i didnt manage to open my broker yet and click buy, im safe
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>>62430691
I shorted at 400 so I'm fine bag holding for a while
the stock is perfectly fine I don't care about the company
>>
It's really not hard to imagine a world where Microsoft dies - nobody is happy with their products anymore and the only reason for their pseudo monopoly is convenience and perception.

If the host of applications which require Windows began a migration to open source platforms, which would ultimately be better for them anyway, and consumers recognized this then the cascading effects would spell doom for Microsoft as other companies would be forced to follow suit in order to chase consumers. Only native Windows apps would remain as the anchor to the platform but these are increasingly shit and have increasing competition. That or Windows emulation became very commonplace and accepted.

Linux has already long since arrived at a place where you can effortlessly install a user friendly OS just like Windows. It's only perception and culture which anchors everyone to Windows.

I would love to see them die: the first goliath casuality of a company being jeeted beyond repair. They have done nothing good for computing in 20 years anyway.
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>>62430687

I understand exactly how hated agentic is right now because my girlfriend has to sit in on meetings all day where everyone requests the spyware be turned off and stop monitoring/recording the meetings

i just don't think there is much downside from here. they could just scrap the shit and they would pump but they seem pretty insistent to shill this shit for the time being. some faggot jeet from Google works for her company and is forcing them to use it even though even the owner doesn't like it. I don't really understand why tech fags are the way they are but the current narrative is insane

>chips worth infinity but the product of chips is worth 0

if MSFT dies so will SOXL/DRAM. doesn't really make sense for you guys to say "MSFT go to 0" while simultaneously buying 100x leverage chip/ram shit
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What can we do about the msft shilling menace itt?
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>>62430650
I wish SNDK had filled that gap back in april when i had my buys set there.

>>62430587
Didn't he manage to turn 50k into 1.2 million and then lost 900k shorting the pump in 2022? Kek.
>get mega miracle run
>could retire
>fall for the 10 million meme
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>>62430702
There's other software and operating systems besides MS.
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>lunch time futures incoming
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Stocks to buy if you have a red dog dick?
>>
Ahhhh eto

Doesn’t line need to go down sometimes for capitalism to like.. work?

How does evolution work if no one ever dies, if instead all the animals, even the extremely retarded and gay ones, are fed endlessly by the game warden?
>>
>>62430702
msft goes to 0 if their software continues being ass (again, azure aside because I have no idea about it). The current trajectory is all their software is ass
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>>62430631
Don't have a cow man
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>>62430709

>if a 3 trillion dollar company that buys all the chips tanks then chips will keep pumping

(X) doubt
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>>62430702
wrong. AI will run on magic software that comes out of nowhere (AI makes it itself only when required). the value of current software is zero ($0)
>>chips worth infinity but the product of chips is worth 0
correct
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>>62430720
>Only Microsoft is buying the chips
Anon...
>>
I’m betting on SPCX being below 170 dollars by Aug 21st. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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>>62430638
>war
It's Joever, we won chud. Iran will NEVER have a nuclear weapon. And it's all thanks to one man who is simultaneously SAVING CHRISTIANITY around the globe. LET FREEDOM RING CHUD, LET FREEDOM RIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG
>>
MICROSOFT HAVE MANY MAN MAMMA NOOO
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>>62430727

>chips are going to infinity but MSFT is going to zero

DURRR FUCKING STUPID FUCKING NIGGER DURR I EAT FUCKING PAINT IM A FUCKING IDIOT
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>oil
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HOOD will pump in approximately 5 minutes
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>>62430742
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Our overseas friends don’t seem to realize that pushing their free advice even more forcefully is annoying and comical. Izzat
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>>62430629

Why make 0 money staying in MSFT if you could do many money literally anywhere else?
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>nows
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>MSFT
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>AMD
>SPCX
TO DA MOON MY NIGGAZ
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>Iran’s Diverging Priorities Are Jeopardizing US Peace Talks - WSJ

You just know the US will be bombing Iran this 4th of July weekend.
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>>62430701
Yeah totally but if they pump just a tiny 8% before all that all the way better.
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>>62430746
I've been making little jabs at it, averaging around $50/day. It ain't much, but it's honest work, and I'm doin it on top of an actual office job.
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>>62430757

safe place to park infinity money. guaranteed play longterm. not gamble. at peak fud. limited downside. cost basis has been green every day since I've shilled it/never been a bagholder.
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>>62430762
Iran is going to have a state funeral for the Ayatollah on July 4th. (Not joking.)
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>>62430770
TRIPS
AND
THE
FUNERAL
GETS
BIPPED
AND
THE
MARKET
DIPS
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Okay, all my puts have got kaput, so I'm going to buy calls now.
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>>62430777
top signal
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>>62430776
Bobos on suicide watch
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>>62430776
>off by one
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>>62430748
haven't seen Jay in a while, that's a blast from the past
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I've got terrible news boys

The vibrant red hue of my penis appears to be fading? Quick give me a stock to buy to keep me dog dicked up.
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FUCKING DUMP HOLLIE SSHIR CANT BE THAT HARD
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>>62430769
Now that clankers are much better at text I ought to generate some more NNN slop
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>>62430703
Laugh at his weak ass gains even as it goes up
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>>62430777
was about to do the same nut i bet it dumps then
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>AVAV
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>Portfolio margin
>risky positions only
>zero buying power because I just now broke even on the cost basis of the portfolio, after last week's bog parade
JUST UNLOCK CAPITAL FOR ME, FUCKING KIKES I NEED TO BUY
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Why is DRAM barely moving at all when semis are pumping +$100?
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can btc just stop this slow bleed and hurry up and wick down to 40k so I can close my inverse ETFs
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>>62430614
The only other market is India, US/Europe is much further away.
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>>62430799
Lad, that's why you have a properly diversified portfolio:
50% semis sans memory, 50% memory.
That way, you weigh correctly how much horsepower each subsector brings.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I am losing money do something AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62430806
Just don't buy stocks that lose money
Its that easy blud
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>>62430784
don't look up what he looks like now
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>>62430748
Del Ray misfits or am I trippin?
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>euphoria and greed
the top is in, just bought SOXS
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reminder to share your luck
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>>62430805
I wanted exposure to memory since every stock is minimum $1k and I am fully priced out so I thought DRAM woukd be a good way to get in on it. If not though I might as well just sell it off and get like 3 shares of micron or something lol
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>Shilled UMAC last two days. Pumped 25%
>Shilled selling UMAC and parking it in PG
>PG up 1% since I shilled it

God damnit just hire me already JPM I wanna do coke and insider trade with you guys
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>>62430799
>STX - 1.09%
>MU - 0.34%
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What's going on with Tesla? Absolutely no news on the pump
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>>62430819
They say that while a bigger percentage of middle class income goes to good causes than their percentage
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TQQQ is ascendant
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>>62430760
did she died
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>>62430828
seen alot of instagram traders shill its future potential due to robotics, so its now turned into an AI play.
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>>62430816
it sick
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I KEEP LOSING MONEY
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>>62430823
>your post history and what you shill
>pic on your post
>nearly got Whore in your ID

there's something about you, I like it.
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>>62430835
We can only hope so smigger, for her sake.
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>>62430837
That's been the case for months already. The sudden pump is yesterday and today
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In 2-3 months everyone is going to say Microsoft was the most obvious buy in history
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>>62430799
>Micron Technology Inc 25.99%
>Samsung Electronics Co 24.63%
>SK hynix 24.21%
It's mostly just gook ram, not semis as a whole. My actual semis ETF is 3% up.
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>>62430844
well from the chart it touched the double low of around 365-368 after a massive spike down, and then had a massive spike up. standard stuff no?
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>>62430812
I just looked up the channel due to nostalgia, I didn't know Big Lenny had passed away, damn that's sad. Couldn't find anything on Jay.

>>62430816
I used to binge watch Delray all the time when I first got into lifting at 17. 29 now and still trying to be a sick freak. I've slowed down a little because life gets busier when you get older, but damn time flies.
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Do you cup your balls when you pee?
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>>62430855
I guess TA traders could be the reason. Really no news at all otherwise
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>>62430842

Im a main character. Most people here are NPCs or bots or 2 digit IQ
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Asking again, should I sell AMD at 580? Help a retard out.
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>>62430858
No I pay someone to do it for me
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>>62430858
If there is no one else around to help, then yes I do it myself
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>>62430862
No, you hold until at least Q1 of next year.
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>>62430858
yes that's all I can hold down there since my penis inverted
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>>62430861
>I'm a main character
>"A" main character, not "THE" main character
you believe in yourself but still got a good portion of humility. ygmi
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>>62430858
No, I drop my pants all the way down and sit on the toilet seat. I also use a bidet to hose my asshole clean anyway.
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Sharting
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>>62430746

>OIL
never selling
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>>62430867
I mean sell and rebuy after a dump.
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>>62430854
Which semis ETF are you in?
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>>62430880
Well, good luck trying to time the market.
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>Saylor getting ready to refinance
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>head and shoulders
im ready.
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SPCX bros how we feeling?
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>>62430853

>Burry bought $700 MSFT calls
>Bill Ackman bought MSFT
>Jeremy Grantham bought MSFT
>Cliff Asness bought MSFT

I'm feeling good
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>>62430885
True dat, homie
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What ETF can you buy at ATH's and not worry about the AI bubble crash?
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>>62430884
ShakeMyHead
But it's European accumulating one with different holdings rather than the distributing one.

It's got a decent chunk of AMD and INTC, which I do like. I also am exposed to Gooks and Chinks with Prime Emerging markets and South East Asian ETF-
https://www.londonstockexchange.com/stock/BAKA/van-eck-global/company-page
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>>62430892
>mfw I am smarter than famous asset managers for seeing a value trap
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There's no way we keep pumping into the weekend, right?
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>>62430901

I shilled it at the pico bottom and its not a trap. cya at 500 faggot
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yo kevin pump it again!
just for funsies!
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>>62430904
im gonna pump your mom tho
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>>62430898
The 2x leveraged grrr etf
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I only boughted 150 shares of SNXX instead of 500 like my usual system during yesterday's dip and now that tiny lot is up 32.90%, god dangit
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>>62430904
>doubting America on her 250th birthday
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White Kid Is Sneaky Boy!
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i am financially raped
MAKE THE PAIN STOP
MAKE THE PROFITS COME
AAAAAAAA
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>>62430904
Why not? Because hormuz is open/closed? Because it's up too much?
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>>62430918

what's your portfolio look like? you and the Taylor swift guy are the the most certified mentally ill people here on /SMG/ and I always like to get their perspectives on the market
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>>62430915
Nice
The sneed dick puts I sold are getting graped today
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>>62430915
I’m going to be a leveraged sanddisk chad in the near future. What price is /our/ buy price anon?
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>>62430904
>QQQ in your id (all in :rocket:)
Lots upcoming:
tomorrow:
Warsh at 9am
Manufacturing PMI at 10am
Thurs:
nonfarm 8:30
factory orders 10am

But to answer your question, I think up and to the right as vix grinds lower into the thurs closing bell is the most likely
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i forgive you MSFT now just go up
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>>62430867
Why Q1 of next year?
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Korea is gonna help celebrate America's birthday with leveraged pumped markets. Are other countries gonna pitch in for the party?
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>>62430890
wondering if i want to cash out when i break even then wait a few months before jumping back in.
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>>62430919
IT'S YOUR TURN NOW ANON bwahaha
>>62430922
damn anon, that's horrific timing LOL
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Neetbux! Stocks Pumping!
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>triple top on soxl
Uh oh
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>>62430915
I should have leveraged my entire profile in the dip
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Time for a tea break. What are you anons drinking?
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MU sissies???!?!
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>>62430924
aside from our last trip past $2,300 where i unloaded a bunch, i have boughted SNXX at $33.33, $30.97, and $29.97 (yesterday's lot) plus I have my old pre-split lots that used a different buy/sell spread
I was gonna buy at $27.97 if we reached it yesterday- set a limit order while i was out shopping but i only caught the $29.97 lot
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Japanese Yen Plummets to New 40-Year Low Against US Dollar

The Japanese yen has collapsed to a 40-year low, plunging past the 162 mark for the first time since 1986 amid a widening interest rate gap and Middle East energy shocks
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>>62430932
? I sold puts, I didn't buy them
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>>62430928
It should take at least a couple of quarters for AMD to get close to their margins cap, pumping their stock price heavily. After that there probably won't be that much more room for growth, so it'll start become choppy and possibly dropping, making it safe to rotate from. Kind of similar to how nvidia is now already, but could be a sell late Q4 this year, possibly at least a trim.

Also the longer you wait, the bigger the chance you'll be holding heavy bags as it's almost inevitable that semis will drop like a rock, so trying to squeeze every last big of value may not be worth the risk of a loss.
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i took the 200 euro loss on puts and turned it to calls
let the great crash begin
you will all get fucked along side me now BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
WE ARE ALL GETTING FUCKED
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>>62430947
Can’t wait to be a sanddisk chad, I’m going to go in with x5 leverage
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>>62430950
oh sorry, i misread your pooost (happens a lot, catastrophically bad at multitasking)
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>>62430946
Nyes?
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>>62430957
whatnare you waiting for
go in and get fucked
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i get very excited at the thought of company layoffs because it will pump my bags
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im up 2400% on the soxl
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>>62430966
i was down 25% on micron and sold
if i held i would be up 200%
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>>62430926

max pain on MSFT this week is 367.50. its why they are trying so fucking hard to crab it all week. probably flat week and then gap up ON NO NEWS at some point
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>>62430970
We forgive you, you can still hop on with us now to reach new, even higher, highs.
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>>62430945
Taylor's English breakfast.
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>>62430970
RIP, you'll get over it
>t. bought PLTR at around 20$ and sold it for 7$
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i just set up a reoccurring $200 bi-weekly into ftec and voo each. how many years must i keep slaving away until i can retire?
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>>62430957
based for wanting to use the free money machine, but i would not try to 5x leverage a 2x daily etf if i were you; might be a bit too bold
>>62430940
noice borgar, wait for the next sub-$1,965ish dip equivalent if you're jumping into SNXX
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>>62430988
Why would you ever want to stop working?
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>>62430966
screenshot
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Are you guys daily trading snxx? Or just holding?
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how is oil relatively cheap but with hormuz still closed
>pic unrelated
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>>62430961
I’m already in micron x5 with my money
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>>62431005
>>
>tfw missed the tasty dips in my longs and couldn't average down because I was sleeping
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How do (you) determine contract length? I'm looking at msft, I'm thinking late July will be its' time.
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what is a good buy right now? it physically hurts having liquidity just sitting there
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>>62431002
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>>62431014
Based snoozemaxxer
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#PrayForJapan
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Does AI actually hold any future value? Isn’t every company invested in it just burning money? What are they hoping to find in the end?
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>>62431019
unfathomably based and kino cost basis, my average is a whopping $212.92 after selling 2/3rds of it this month
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>>62431016

if you want leverage MSFU is 2x and you have less to worry about if your entry gets rugged on options or there is a happening
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>>62431019
Nice. Too bad you didn't invest more. I routinely kick myself for missing $8 soxl.
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>>62430999
I want to go back to work
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>>62431016
Never more than a 12 months, just wasted capital. Never shorter than 2 weeks
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>>62431004
both
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>>62431016
Stop gambling.
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How the fuck do you guys even hold SOXL longer than a week with all its pullbacks
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Another day of getting paid to surf 4chan and Vidya while getting paid $150k… how do I build empathy towards my fellow neets?
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today i bought a dutch company
wtf?
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>hold rklb
>win

Is it that easy?
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Chevron corp has been found dead in its home this morning. Police say the cause of death was a self inflicted gunshot wound to the dick and balls.
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>>62431025
>>62431027
I initially had 100 and then sold 50(at $122) when it first hit $130 as it started drilling a bit and I saw you know who posting which always meant the top is in for it
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What the fuck is this gay nigger market doing?
Go down
FUCK
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>>62431036
literally how
everything is a gamble at this point
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>>62431033
>>62431026
good advice

>>62431036
what makes this a gamble? on paper this genuinely looks like a good trade to me.
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S&P taking a run at 7500. Will it make it?
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NEW

>>62431060
>>62431060
>>62431060

NEW
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>>62430456
>Type 99 155 mm Self-Propelled Howitzers
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>>62431017
greggs



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