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We’re gonna hit 7600 for the 4th aren’t we
>>62431945based chronocritters poster
dont put any stock in this moon rune reading, but this doesnt look great unless we make a new high pretty soon
>50% cashWhat is there to buy besides memory and chips? I already have some msft.
>>62431952I think so. :D
I am still making money off of sneedisk>it was Bobo's choice to cry editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Newfag here. Who are bobo and mumu?
Schwab, I know you're in here. Let me sell spreads you piece of shit
>>62431955Based on your drawing, I'd lean about 70% bullish flag / descending channel and 30% falling wedge, since the lines appear mostly parallel.Overall, this chart still looks like a bullish continuation setup until the lower channel support is decisively broken.
Mr. Bobo's Big Gay 4th of July Adventure
>>62431965lol 5figlets wn
>>62431937As a trader I fear more pumping.As an American on my nations 250th birthday, I short this red communist MAGA pumping and price fixing that would make the founding fathers and Adam Smith vomit. I consider cynically buying calls, and then an image of Ben Franklins contorted disgusted face flashes in my minds eye, buying on the pomp of a man paining the town in gold leaf with taxpayer money.And of the day, still a patriot, still ‘ate commie populism, still ‘ate gamblers. I can do no other.Makes me sick boss. But if I gotta go out doing what’s right, so be it.
>>62431956WEN and KMB
MU- REDMSFT- GREEN
>>62431956SOXL is going to $1600/share
>>62431963Based sneedisk poster. I bought a bunch of SNDK shares back when it was $329 and sold at like $560. I feel like such a retard for that. Crazy to think some people got in on it at $40. >>62431956Why not just throw it in an ETF?
It's crazy how people think sandisk isn't a memory stock but more power to the holders and I guess I'll go back to writing puts on it even if I think streets lost the plot on this one.
>>62431886wew lad look at the libs seethe. FIVE INLINE CITATIONS? keek>>62431918me when youre a consumer based economy which means growth needs more consumption so you have to feed your satan engine with people>>62431984me blowing my account on SOXS calls
DIGITS AND IT SHITS
I've been reading this and I gottta say it fucking shit. Basic common advice.
Ze shorts will be fine. Surely we dump after the 4th
>>62432000losing weight and climbing to new heights?
>>62432004Any financial best seller is going to be obvious advice people's dads should have taught them growing up.
>>62431993>Why not just throw it in an ETF?My risk tolerance is a little higher. I like stock picking and did well with MU and UAL. I've been looking at defense stuff recently because the military is budgeting for drones a lot more. >>62431987thanks frend
>>62432004Well yeah, it's common sense
>>62431955That pattern is a bull flag, and macros point to a bull continuation as well
>>62432011If you want exposure to drones for military shit maybe ONDS? It's been crabbing for the best part of a year now while they've gone on a spree of acquisitions. It should start paying off sooner or later.
>>62432004>pro tips>name yourself david>tell people you are rich>be a faggot (you can tell he is gay instantly by looking at that shit eating sassy girl smirk)>put fake quotes from randoms saying "BEST THING EVER"if you bought this you are NGMIif you read this you are definitely NGMI
>>62431952>>62431955>>62431966july rally
>>62432019I pirated it off of Anna Archives.
>The US Transportation Department is proposing to roll back a requirement that airlines display total ticket prices more prominently than individual components, such as taxes and fees, in their advertising>what do you mean you want to know easier what the total price is so you don't get accidently scammed
Thoughts on Rolls-Royce?
>>62432032I wonder if John Rocker is still alive or if he drank himself to death
>>62432032If SMR's actually work it will moon
>>62431955your gay ass lines hold no power over the market.
>>62432018That looks pretty good, I've been looking at AVEX too
>>62432032I meant to add them to my port and haven't yet. I should get on that.
>>62432032you're 3 years late.
>>62432037its 19x'd since it was first shilled here years ago at $1 and you are waiting for it to moon>>62432042this
>>62432032Just waiting for trumps big iran poopoo to flush and will pump
>>62431993>bought at 237 sold at 270/biz/ saved me from the gains
>>62431988I found out who she is... she's beautiful, why can't I have a big titty WWE larper wife?>>62432028Kek seems like oil prices arent going down. How long can the oil stay cheap snyways? I may need to reduce my holdings to avoid getting heemed. Riding SOXL down to $200 is not fun when holding
Y'all need to buy the fuck out of ASTS and HYLN. Only two stocks I own.
>>62432038That's it I'm reading this manga tonight
>>62431963>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmjapU29GKE>marcoMarco is living proof that just because something is great doesn't mean they will moon.He is infinitely superior as an entertainment product and chef to Gordon in ever way, and yet Gordon ended up getting the spotlight.
/smg/ seethed when I bought INTC and seethes now when I buy MSFT
we pumped because it's the end of the quarter/month end. bloody july fuck you
MSFT is going to be 380 by open tomorrow. I feel it
>>62431956Go all in on msft and grrr to make many lakhs
>>62432068A tech rotation is possible
Gemini just bailed me out big time while trying to fix a login loop caused by the dumb jeets behind Windows 11. Would've been completely fucked if I hadn't managed to get that done before 5PM. Bullish as hell for GOOGL and bearish as fuck for MSFT.BUILD THOSE DATACENTERS IN MY BACKYARD. INJECT AI INTO MY VEINS. LET ME BLOW JENSEN
>>62432068more like 280
>>62432076It’s helped me solve some annoying shit too. And it’s also caused incidents kek.
>>62432046>its 19x'd since it was first shilled here years ago at $1 and you are waiting for it to moonWho the fuck needs to shill RR? One of the most famous company names on earth that has been publicly traded since 1987? Did they send their shill posts to you on your Atari ST?????
Bitcoin is going to blow up soon
head and shoulders on micronShould have been swing trading that shit since april 29th
>>62432081doubt
>>62432060Isn’t Bateman based on Marco?
>>62432048Been going up ever since the original "peace deal" desu, was crabbing for ages before thenUnless us rolley enjoyers are due an even bigger pump for an actual war end
>>62432081
>>62432068225-250 is the bottom here.
>>62432080>thing up 1900%>its so good thing is so goodit was 1 dollar and the consensus here was it was going to go bankrupt and be delisted not even 3 years agoyou guys are 100% goytards that only buy green and fud red
>>62432085more doubt = bigger jump
CONFESS YOUR SINS>I bought a speculative 1000xrp about 5 years ago
>>62432082Yeah. Nearly time to bail mefeels.
>>62432096define "blow up" then. I doubt we'll ever see below $50k again.
>>62432068I saw someone walking down the sidewalk the other morning carrying a bar with what looked like a 45 on each side. I wanted to yell>lol crossfitat them as I drove past
But Chudda
>>62432099ALL MY GRRR IS PAPER MONEY
TRLV>pic unrelated
>>62432060I admire his skills as a chef but he always come across like a giant pretentious cunt. If I wanted to watch a pretentious cunt chef, might as well go all the way and make them French to get fully immersed. Gordon might be a bit of a tit at times but he has his human moments too which makes him likable. >>62432094>the company that makes airline engines bottomed during the covid pandemic when no planes were flying and international travel was essentially bannedNo fucking shit, oil also went negative during the pandemic. Anyone who genuinely thought RR was going to go bust during the pandemic was a mong. I wasn't investing back then so I missed that boat sadly.
>>62432017>macros point to a bull continuation as wellnot sure i agree, the only real and consistent macro indicator that never fails over the years is the fed. they just unexpectedly went more hawkish. last time that happened was before the 2022 bear market. the rest of the macros are pure noise
>>62431778I just wanted to say I appreciate the end of day ding ding poster and all the responses, I tend to get myself into a bad hdadspace where I compare myself to highest performing shitstock on my watchlist or to soxl and if my whole port isn't up by at least as much then I feel cheated and angry at the world. Like I was up 11% today but soxl was 13% and robotic shitcos I was looking at yesterday were up 20-30% so I was still mad at my performance. All the replies put things in perspective and help me feel happy about the gains I've made even if I didn't beat every other trader on the planet on any given day
>>62432119>no shitthen you bought it at $1 right?... of course not... you wait until its $19 and now its "such a great thing"you guys always make me laugh... what's your portfolio? let me guess...>DRAM>SOXL>MU>INTC>AMD>SPCX>BTC
>AH SPY <700$ candles are back again today.
>>62432130I just said, I wasn't investing back then. I didn't start until October last year. But I absolutely would've bought RR at £1.And no, I'm full ported in KXIAY.
>>62432081>>62432102probably short liquidations. It goes down long time, rhen pumps. It did that in 2022 and 2018 too.>>62432099I should have taken out a loan to graduate from college on time and then joined the military not because it's a good job but if I lived through a deployment it would have been consistent pay and allowed me to buy the next big thing.I also shouldn't havep ussied out in march when the market was at lows and fear I am puyssing out now, but the market looks like it could either jump higher or crash lower.Seasonal data tells us to prepare for nasdaq at 28,000 though, then a september dump to 25,000.
>>62432111True good insight how normies work.Yes, he's not a normie in the subcultural sense, but he's in the brain power senses
>>62432122 The hawkish turn has been priced in.
>>62432111Crypto faggots keep talking about altcoin season like it was some amazing thing when it was just shit like this
>>62432081>sub $59k
can I get a +10% HOOD day tomorrow?
>>62432081Blow up as in go even further down? Yes I agree
>>62432154Buy signal.
when will the degenerate leveraged gamblers in the far east next do a panic sell lads?
>>62432099i was super late to SOXL, i entered with 20k and went red again last week, i got out with a quiet slice of 10.23%i have entered SOXS with 22,000 USD at $3.2 per share btw
Remember when people thought Bitcoin tracked the market? Suddenly it doesnt? Why is their excuse now?
>>62432163tonight. they will sell so hard seeing semi pump
I bought ORCL todayAVGOand GEV
>>62432163They tried.Lee-sama stepped in with Uncles moeny.
>>62432081$40,000 eoy
>>62432167Korea tonight, huh?
>VOO's YTD: 8%whats the point of buying this, 5 years for a 2x?
>>62432183Zero stress or work
>NIGRXwdtmbt?
>>62432189zero money too
>>62432151yeah thats what they said during that big initial dip in 2022. this was a pretty severe shift in policy though
Bought spy puts today
>>62432081Good god how hard is it for 4chan idiots to learn the cycle? It’s been known for a decade or more.>dump until this winter>climb until peak in 2028
>>624321972x in 5 years isn't zero money unless you had zero money to begin with
what was that low drag nasdaq-100 etf some anon was shilling here the other day?
>>62432203Based money loser
>>62432183You don't buy VOO or boring boomer etfs.You watch the put call/ratio on stuff like VOO for volume ration spikes along with KRE.That's what I do anyway.Luckily for me, I caught a couple.
>NASA selected three more companies to send robotic landers to the moon as part of efforts to establish a lunar base before the end of the decadespace RACE war NOW
>>62432210NTSD?
>>62431778+1.2% I broke the +100% and the six fig mark todayReady for the crash.
>>62432206>2x in 5 years isn't zero moneyno, it literally is zero money. negative money going forward
>>62432219You have a retarded sense of inflation based on a couple crazy covid years.
>>62432139you would have bought RCEY at 1 and watched it go to 70 cents then sold and told everyone its trash and then sat on the sidelines after getting burned>full port 1 meme bubble stockwhatever dude
>>62432214>more money with the cadre of insidious rockfags who subverted and captured the agency in the 1970sNone of you will believe me, but this is actually the biggest (real) conspiracy in the world today.
>>62432163I can just see it now when they see markets on Friday absolutely flat on the American side>mr lee wu! the americans are absolutely flat. the stocks are eerily still!>ms jong pong sell it all now!!!!!>*gets on the phone*>this is lee wu, quickly get mr leung tiem on the line!>tiem, sell it all now, the american market is spookyily still!And just like that they doomp it on us.>muh 4th of July rallyNew paradigm, Worst Korea so leveraged they will dump a rally
>>62432166people said it was a real asset but it turns out its just dog coins
>>62432215nevermind, its QNDX, he was shilling it over QQQ which he called a waste of moneylooks like a cheap buy
>>62432206i mean 2x after 5 years? wow my $100 is now $200>case of soda, $1.99 in 2021>case of soda, $9.99 in 2026lol idk man but that doesn't sound like a great deal>>62432183to larp as a protrader 20 years ago and that you will beat everyone else to retirement by 2 months will spending all your weekends researching stocks.
>>62432230the markets will certainly be flat on Friday on the American side anon
>>62432223he is just a trans 18 year old that wants to fund his bottom surgery and reddit told him chips are going to infinity. they have never even experienced a bear market in their entire 3 month investing career where every line is none green every day. he will end up red ytd holding stocks that are up 400% but he is -50%
>>62432236Got it. You have no money and live in one of those nigger infested "food deserts" where there's no legitimate grocery options
Darsh
>>62432241And yet, they will continue to Japan it and buy and intervene at levels unseen before in Western Civilization history in any case bobo.there will be no bear markets.
a helicopter just flew over my house and did EIGHT passes
Uh. Bitcoin's coming back, right guys?
>>62432247Two more weeks. I mean years.
There is someone out there who bought STRC on margin and will get margin called on the ex dividend date.
>>62432240But Mrs Lov Yeu Leungteim doesn't know that>>62432223>he believes the inflation numbers
>>62432246>he accidently bought an etf that requires filing a k-1>he didn't file his k-1sThat's why you don't fuck with k-1s nigga. Only chance you have is to get completely naked and flee into the woods.
>>62432254Damn that is exactly how I imagine every voo boomer.
>>62432244>I'm a bearI have zero bearish positions. I just don't hold memes that are up 600% in three months and expect them to do another 600%
>>62432246i fucking hate when they fly in my area. literally doing nothing, just flys in circles for maybe hour and flys away usually late at night. seems to be joyriding/making an excuse to continue a bare minimum of funding. i've looked at that website that tracks planes and such. does this in other areas too.>>62432256will it get back to $100 a share? it's chart seems to show it trying to peg itself to it. is this an easy buy or am i missing something?
>>62432223you ARE a retard>>62432241who the fuck are you talking about? i made a quip about inflation. take meds faggot
Mr. Trump, now is the time to shill Nike. Nike is a core US brand. Everybody around the world knows Nike. It's like Coca-Cola. You wouldn't let Coca-Cola fail, you won't let Nike fail. We need Trump Sneakers now.
>>62432256>is called Strategy>actually has none???
+35k today and should be in nyc by the 4th
>>62432273>buy at 120k>buy at 100k>buy at 80k>sell under 60k>tell people not to sell>scam retail for billions twice in 25 yearsno refunds
How far can SOXL and tech in general go by the end of the year? Do you think it could double?
>>62432280yeah man my dad works at Intel and he said chips are going up 1000% next year
>>62432274for the fireworks or for your job? there is an anon going from seattle to nyc for work i think. alot of anon in seattle.
>>62432261kek i bought options in one such stock earlier this year. think i almost bought shares but didn't. screw that, i don't want to do weird filings.>>62432274uhhh wait babe poster is a femoid???
>>62432281many such trues
>>62432283Oh man I hope your dad is right! I could use some 1000%
>>62432223>a coupleBull markets like the 1980s or the early 2000s literally had these kinds of pumps, it's the retarded bearish boomers in this thread that convinced most people to sell chips low because "they're already up a lot". You have 1 million in voo after 20 years? Good for you. Stop giving people shit advice when the wage economy sucks for anyone who got into the workforce after 2008.
>>62432076past the last turn to memphis earlier and thought of you. we could have stayed at the marriott by central park for the 250th
>>62432278How does this guy have that much money to begin with? Did he lose it all and if so how did he get rich again?
>>62432267but why not?they printed their way out of April 25, October 25, January private credit, wars start, and the chip crash?Don is going to buy the entirety of all 3 indexes before he's done rather than see -10%.We literally fought a war where military strategy was subservient to market hours.There is no limit.Its MAGA socialism now.Price controls, government handouts, direct intervention in markets on the smallest dip, etc.You holding cash is the same as holding securities during a correction in terms of losses.There is no limit.What more evidence do you need?
>>62432295they already priced in 1000% increase every quarter until 2030 its in the bag man>>62432296the government will print to keep VOO from crashing its not going to print to keep your meme stocks up
>>62432278>Stock plunges 140 pointsWTF does that even mean?
>>62432285>jobick>>62432287i just have lovely hair
>>62432183Mega caps are underperforming this year by a lotand they haven't had the outperformance they had historically since the covid bubbleVTI is up 10% YTDso is RSP
>>62432295He lost his "share networth" and then used the same company to buy bitcoin and used many ways to raise capital to buy even more bitcoin.Worked great while bitcoin went up. Is not working so well right now.
>>62432274Is that a human girl?
>>62432287It's crazy how there's one special type of stock that will give you tax nightmares and fuck up your life and no one tells you about it.
Space marines...We are so back
>>62432301and yet this thread is full of literal unemployed rainbow socks wearing crossdressing trannies who couldn't tell you what a straddle is that are up 500% this year on commu-dons pumps, while a roofer cant buy half the truck he used to.time to receive the memo boomersama.
>>62432316Are any of them up? They sound angrily poor.
>>62432105>lol crossfitmore like crossfag!
>>62432311thats a dwarf u dummy
>>62432316>everyone will be a billionaire off of SOXL callsthis is called FOMO and only faggots get it
the government won't let LTCM go under
>tsmc new athLFG. just own the picks and shovel and you'll be pumping too except nigvidia.
efferiums
jew insect market
>>62432333Checked & witnessed.Many are saying this.
>>62432311Sweet summer child...
>>62432338i want to kill all jews so much browhere is our superhero that kills the evil and saves the world?
>>62432287>>62432307>>62432311>>62432324>>62432339 tranner pass trap and you all failed.
>>62432344this is real life pal. you will pay for child sex change surgery with your tax dollars and you will like it
If you went to sleep only to never wake up would you really mind?
>>62432362depends on the market really
>>62432357>child sex
did anyone heard about sharonAI?
>>62432362I don't know, I wouldn't be conscious brother
now that AI hype has run its course what happens next? crash and burn the entire world econ/markets. do we see another bull market in our lives?
>>62432362>only to never wake upIf only you knew how bad things really were.You were "dead" before you were born too.That whole unknowing void thing?Yeah, it's impermanent, otherwise you wouldn"t have been born.That's what "permanent" means.The ride never ends.
>>62432378Hopefully next life I’ll be more bullish
>>62432362Brother I would pay you. Tickers for this feel?
Grrr I'm losing money and am still holding grrrrrrr
Reminder no bully Korea
Does Robinhood have a method to create a separate portfolio from your main portfolio? I want to create the R.A.P.E. ETF and see how it performs along with monthly rebalancing of the stocks held.
*grabs bobos wiener and puts it into a chastity cage*I will not let bobo cum this summer.
>>62432398What will be in this portfolio?
>>62432398yes they have this feature. you can create multiple accounts
>>62432247Did MelaniaCoin do e back?
Man I need to score a HUGE profit from stocks someday, I want to move to Japan and marry some cute Japanese girl with tits as big as Hitomi Tananaka's.....
>>62432183Holding VOO and chill is decidedly not what someone who follows markets should do.
FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62432404RAMAIPM'sEnergy
>>62432425>he sold?
>>62432404R - Rare earth miners and refinersA - AI adjacent stocks eg. semis, memory, and techP - PhotonicsE - Energy producersNo decision on the stocks or weightings atm.>>62432406Shame I want it all in one without having to use the "Add Account" feature. Idk maybe I will, maybe I won't.
>>62432429literallywhy are they watching me so closely?
>>62432394should I try to catch a SOXL 1 second gigadump or buy koru
>>62432427Huh I remembered it wrong, idk which I want to use now. I could move photonics to the "A" and switch "P" over to precious metals.
>>62432440photonics and PM's are interchangable they're both daily plays based on momentum
>>62432434Go for it, what's the worst that can happen?
>>62432362Yes i do mind a lot, i want to get out of this life on a high note, not this bullshit>here lies anon, he never made it
>>62432432its not actually opening a new account its just a button you click and its like a new brokerage acc under your name
>>62432443I could lose 20% of my money in seconds
Huh, I would be nice to get my speculative holds out of my options account
meme lines and such
>>62432443I AM LOSING MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62432390WAIT A SECOND I'M ACTUALLY MAKING MONEY WTF OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Diversifying your portfolio is such a load of shit. Everythings red except big companies and ai shit.
>>62432459>he buyed botted the diversification memeYou only "diversify" in stocks to not create slippage
>ywn never have to call your broker on a telephone or fax them your orders>you will ywn never have to pay $50 for a trade>ywnywn have to tell your daughter to get off the line while you yell and scream profanities at your brokerfml>picnotrel
It WaS tHe BeSt oF tImEsiT wAs ThE WoRsT oF TiMeS
>>62432460This is a nothing statement
I remember Sandisk hitting $80 and thinking who the fuck would would buy that overpriced shit who even buys Sandisk drives
>spcx AHUhh...
>>62432455
>>62432467OKAY WAITHALTTomorrow it dumpsDON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW but it WILL(I read the whitepaper)
>>62432469SPCX below 170 on Aug 21 or I kill myself
Chip prices will come down>howdemand destruction>howthey will stop buying them at "any price" and you guys already projected being able to charge higher pricesthis is bullish for MSFT and bearish for chips
>>62432470Lmao. You fucking redditors really made hating a dude your entire personality.
>>62432471>bargaining phase
>>62432472It’s called investing (gambling) on a thesis boss
>>62432472After June 30th pre-ipo investors are allowed to sell their stock.Theyre allowed to sell EVEN MORE stock if the price is above a certain threshholdSpcx investors are fucked.
>>62432461I still do this because I like to talk to a human, I'm not nervously checking an app every five minutes and the $50 fees discourage me from constantly panic selling. Honestly I am starting to feel that the low fees are a scam for this reason. They just encourage you to trade a lot and you end up paying the same or more anyway.
>>62432471what is MSFT business plan even? software is obsolete, OS is going to be obsolete, datacenters are everywhere now. do they have a single moat?
>>62432483Cheap labor? Rajneesh works for pennies.
>>62432483No MSFT will return to the background like during the Ballmer years
>>62432476so you're saying I should buy sspc now?what about the spx boost it will get over the coming days
>>62432476Yeah yeah 2 more weeks yada yada SPCX goes to 0 uh huh yep. Anyway, don't forget to dilate.
If someone offered you $70,000 to come off disability would you take it? Being on disability sucks but $70k can be lost fast and if it does disability is a nightmare to get re-approved for. I have a few stocks in mind (JPM, RYCEY) and gold/silver.
>>62432487Yeah David SOXL has to buy it for the reconstitution
>>62432483Azure
>>62432499The worst cloud provider by far
>>62432490Feds stop replying to my posts.>>62432487Close to market end tomorrow will probably be fine.
just closed out a soxl trade for 14k profit
>>62432445Yeah I noticed. Apparently only one of the portfolio's can be margin based, but supposedly switching is easy, idk if instant. Now whether I can actually maintain the R.A.P.E. ETF or if I get bored 1 week later and abandon it is another thing. Thinking about maybe $15k to drop on it but need to set up the weights or if I lazy-maxx eg A - 60% SOXX/30% RAM/10% QQQHmm idk, I'm kinda lazy/greed-maxxing to the point a dip happens and I'd probably liquidate the portfolio if I want to all in
SHOULD I TAKE THE 70K AND GO ALL IN ON RYCEY OR STAY NEET???????
What if...the market just crabs for a year like nvda did?
When will North Korea do an IPO?
>>62432512Chad
>>62432521not an ideal situation money-wise, but crab market threads are also kinda comfy
>>62432520Disability beats that paltry amount
>>62432542Yes that's obvious, over a lifetime the disability payments add to hundreds of thousands but as I said disability sucks. Constant assesments, threats of government cuts, capital limits.
Futures FLAT as my DICK
>>62432521Hopefully it crabs with some volatility so I can scalp SPY 0dte's
>>62432521I have this paranoid feeling that Micron is going to do just that. Imagine buying the April 2025 bottom only for your gains to get capped by July 2025?>>62432523I want Best Korea ram producers now!>>62432557This your wife?
save me koreaman
Let's goooooooKoreaaaaaa
>>62432563>This your wife?No, I divorced her because she was FLATTENING my DICK.NOW I'm going to have to divorce FUTURES for this SAME REASON
save me japanman
Ay yo, my muskX be doin somethin.
>KOSDAQ
This is one of the best generals and boards even i've seen on 4chan. Generally on topic, knowledgeable and minimal /pol/ schizobabble. However my one criticism of /biz/ is that it's full of out of touch richfags. You ask a question about escaping min wage or welfare and you get laughed at for not already having 500k liquid.
>>62432578>He doesn't have 500K liquid>He didn't buy GRRRI'm LMAO'ing at your life :3
>>62432578>you get laughed at for not already having 500k liquid.That's based though. That is exactly what causes you to escape min wage and welfare.Embrace their ridicule. Realize they are right and that you are wrong
SK Hymen doing a lil something
>>62432578The answers are gambling or boring work and saving. Nobody who asks wants to hear either answer. You deserve to get memed on.
>>62432578It's just banter m8.
>>62432578>minimal /pol/ schizobabblelmao
>>62432578There's a difference between being broke and poor. You sound poor
>>62432578you're not wrong, but thats also not saying much since most other generals are just 30 or so guys who are too proud to make a discord server.
>>62432483They should just go all in on Office. Try really hard to not fuck it up like they did everything else, and stick to that.
it's over, asians are dumping memory again
>Those who didn't sell their MU
im reading the kurumi chan manga and its clear one of you did the fan translation
>>62432603I sold MU put spreads to inverse myself
>>62432483holy fuck you are retarded post your 4 figure portfolio
>>62432578Jews tongue nigger anus
>this week>Fed decreed fourth branch of government>millenials and zoomers giving a taste of the day of the pillow to Boomers with SPCXkek
>>6243257850% of them are 58 yo quasiboomers whose opinions are worthless and 50% are lying pajeets who want you to buy their course on getting rich.
>>62432582secret technique
>>62432578>This is one of the best generals and boards even i've seen on 4chan.95% of /biz/ is literally Calcutta and Mumbai trying to scam you with shitcoinsHint: they are all shitcoins>Generally on topic, knowledgeable and minimal /pol/ schizobabble.Off hours and especially the weekend belongs to the rambling /pol/ facebook boomer on /smg/
>>62432616I lied about my income to get a ~$345,000 loan for when Micron dips back to $990. It didn't happen, though, so I just went all-in at the current price. Oh- WHAT? Marvell pumped for no reason.
>>62432484I've worked with indians and the managers commonly will play politics to try and get others promoted and raises while being really shitty workers. They try and squeeze what they can for each other. That's more inefficiency since they're probably expensive relative to their contributions.
>>62432640>I've worked with IndiansI'm very sorry.
>>62432620fed desperately needs to swing its dick around. The entire US gov is deadlocked on just about everything. made fed can actually change shit around here. >>62432636well to be honest day time is filled with adult daycare wagies, all the actual people who made it can post at 1am because they have no bedtime.
>>62432636>they are all shitcoinsthis is what the newfags will have to learn the hard way. hearing kids say things about chips like>priced in until 2028>line cannot go down>why is it only up 10% this weekis such an obvious sign they are absolute newfags. they don't understand they wont be given a chance to exit their shitcoin they are just going to see it gap down 40% one day on earnings and then cope post and try to DCA a dip that crabs sideways for 2 years while some other meme pops off
>>62432672Telecom rotation
>>62432578Are there really rich people on here? My net worth is 1.8m and I feel like that's on the high end of the spectrum here. I'm 47.
>>62432680Guys were posting 20 mill and 200 mill portfolios here two days ago
>>62432683yeah there was also a 1 trillion dollar portfolio guy here too
>>62432680bant /SMG/ used to have a lot of trust fund kids and tech fags with 7 fig yolo ports. the SOXL trade has been going strong since 2022 and a lot of those guys (myself included) made insane money off of the last SOXL cycle. pretty sure all of them killed themselves or made it a long time ago. bant is unusable now its just like 3 German schizos that make up 400 of the posts in a 450 post thread and zero of it is about stocks just pictures of Taylor swifts feet or whatever
Yeah it's hard to verify, but I often think they are fake chrome dev tools edits since I don't see screenshots like that consistently. There are a few people that share screen caps that are regulars. You start to recognize them after a while. I'm one of them.
>micron +1%>sneedisk +10%stop fucking joking around micron this aint funny
>futures
SK Hymen sissies... not like this
>>62432703Just relax and let it happen
>>62432659i post at 1am because i occupied mums living roommy net worth? $10k
>>62432696We will pump to 1250 soon
>>62432713im tryna make you look good here anon
Japanese yen is crashing, cheap OLs for everyone soon!
>>62432728Sex with japanese women?I'm american btw
why are stocks red?also why do american stocks go on vacation all the time
Korea is a shitcoin
>>62432728largely contained to the yen but if vol breaks out it may cause problems in mammary land>>62432732guess.
DRAMiggers why are you selling again sars
>>62432743forex vol
>>62432728traded some USD for yen today, but I keep reading that structurally it's just going to continue to slide because of the carry trade
>>62432747ITS FUCKING KOREA AGAINHOLY SHIT
>>62432728>beme>cancel crunchryroll>niponconomy anheroesIf I could go back and do things different, I would. I'm sorry.
>>62432754Dude I'm over here buying as many RAW books as I can to pump Kadokawa you gotta help
Damn Korea be all like death to America and shit
korean sars don't be doing these things..
>>62432753Wait does this mean cheap korean girls too?
why don't investment companies show their portfolios on their website, yapping about philosophy
I just had a very pleasant bowel movement with perfect form and minimal clean up required.
korea literally crashing the nikkei again aaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaa you metal chopstick rice niggers
>>62432728Don't forget to check ticker SPIKING BOND YIELDS also
why market dump
>>62432756Bru, I got this. Deploying the bailout package.
Korean brokerages should be set to buy only for American financial instruments
oh yeah that was it, the bottom candle on bitcoin. moonshot mission here we go
I deserve an uncomfortable life
>>62432786You jewish?
>>62432787I wish
>>62432762As a gringo, can i do it for $50? But I want a thin filipino girl
>>62432805>thin filipinobased
Why are some people against puts?
SOXL 300SPACX 300SILVER 300
>>62432822>SOXL 300I'm holding out for $333.33, already sold most of mine last stop at $300.33 I think (don't have ATP up right now)
>>62432822you know when you have the retarded ai bull poster who is probably brown chimes in youre getting dumped on
been playing a gook game and i keep seeing this, why do they do this?
>>62432830Nigger please, Im whiter than Charlie Daniels torque wrench.
Ain’t no Korean ever called me smigger
>>62432830Forgot pic faggot
got some divis just now
>>62432842Do you have physical spacex shares too?
Was this wick one of you guys?
think semis going down. finally.
>KOSPI rape trials again man what the fuck is wrong with this smalldick country
>>62432696>kospi continuing to crashHAHAHAHAMICRON'T
am i gonna lose it all tomorrow?
>>62432878Not if you don’t sell
>>62432878no you should buy more instead
corea why
looked at my stock why is it dumping! is it the koreans again???>>62432696i'm gonna kek if micron ends up crabbing like nvda, i exited it for a safer trade. i'm not getting sidelined like the one anon bagholding nvda while other stuff pumps>>62432762what the flying fuck!? just how many women are complete dumbasses? be a virgin, don't be fat, be attractive, be feminine, and submissive. that is all i ask and she can be a stay at home mom of our kids. but nooooooo they will take ~$1100 for sex with a random man!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i hate women so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all in on the kazakhstan index!also 1 more requirement, have big boobs>only reminded because i looked her uplook at those bazoongas!
>>62432332GOT EEM
I really fucking hate gooksGood thing these retards just won't exist eventually since they are incapable of breeding
>gold dumping>bond dumping >equities dumping what the fuck is with US futures too fucking worst korea should be removed from international markets
Can someone explain the logic of holding and not selling when the price goes lower?
>>62432894
and what the hell is this?
literally how can one refuse a DRAM 5% overnight dip
Kospi is making me racist against gooks. What a miserable race.
watching bloomberg in my hotel room, they have a girl on named minmin low :|
what pattern is this
>>62432894A stock has never gone down before going to an ath. Youre so right queen
If Alan Greenspan were here, he’d say you were all irrationally exuberant.
YELLOW NIGGERS
>>62432909compress me up real good bro squeeze my dick right in
YIGGERS
>>62432912trannyfish
NELLOWS
hello mr kim can we get a circuit breaker thanks
Based Koreans helping my puts but killing my actual account
>The Worldwide Islamic Global Equities Fund aims to produce long-term returns by investing in a concentrated portfolio of Sharia-compliant stocks, constructed with little regard to an index.lmao
KOSPI dumping means we will pump super green tomorrow
BALLS FULL OF MICROPLASTICS
Not this shit again
I take microplastic degrading probiotics
SOXX
>>62432894>oh no it dipped>better sell
yeah this dump probably going to snowball. Might get some cheapies by end of day though
I'm 100% cash and just got paid my monthly yield on cash feels good man
>>62432696It's always been like this, Micron has been the most hated stock of this crisis. The average bearish narrative that talks about both thinks Sandisk doesn't manufacture memory. If you open the average intro to programming book, it will tell you RAM is considered internal memory and storage drives, like HDDs, external memory. Of course, nobody wants to call storage memory.
Plunge protection team deployed to keep DRAM over 70
Why is korea linked to us at all? can we remove the gook influence over our precious bags?
its gonna be another violent crab monthisnt it?
now we find out if koreans know how to V
>>62432942This dump only happened because I actually spent all my dry powder while it was green, but back then we didn't have the factor of the Korean's mad, aimless dash.>>62432947IDK, maybe it's DRAM's fault (the ETF), but it's American.
>>62432948Think it might be a bigo poomp, desu f--a--m. For a few weeks.
>>62432952We did, they don't. They broke Micron's $1200 support.
>>62432946I'm doing my part
>>62432931Will this be on Robinhood?
>>62432946Is DRAM just forever capped at $70 now? Feels like it's been there for months. Maybe AI doesn't need memory anymore?
>>62432931lmao>fuck a index
>>62432956Awful movie.
I think the markets will go up for two days since the 4th is here. SOXL tomorrow at 9:35.
>>62432931surely someone must've come up with a Sharia & Halal 500 index by now the demand is clearly present
south korea is healing
>>62432952they can't koreans are broke AF and margin maxxed to get where we are.
>>62432972I worked in IT for a an investment firm 10 years ago and we had those benchmarks. They’re great because they charge higher fees for worse performance. There were accounts with tobacco alcohol and firearm screens too.
>>62432959>>62432975The V'd yesterday you dweebs
>>62432977It was a very weak one.
the V is underway thoughbeit
It’s ok the on call at the treasury trade desk got paged and we are so back. Happy 4th everyone
>>62432964Actual memory stocks seem to be going up. Look at Sandisk which has been massively pumping. It's just DRAM overweighs Micron for some reason and Micron is crabbing. I might move over into the new Tera ETF and see if it does better.
>>62432999tera ETF?
oh you mean disk ETF nvm
What this pattern called?
disk ETF distribution is maybe better than dram but it's still shit. just invest in a few memory stocks
housing prices are going up again despite the high interest rates. looks like more rate cuts aren't necessary yet. maybe next year.
>>62432903Short squeeze. Probably done so dont go jumping into it on open.
Tomorrow will be red because I just found out that I need another green day and THEY would never let me have it
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