Top is in edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious: >>62431937
Haaayy Guyyzzzz!!!!! My Stocks Look Healthy!!!!!!
I am still making money off of sneedisk>worst korea at it again editionthank you for your attention to this matter
DING DING DING DINGI'm gay
if you're always making the wrong move just do the opposite
>>62433119i just stopped making movesi bought a bunch of shit and just hold it now and hope for the best
this is a continuation of the 50/50 TQQQ & TMF idea that was posted few threads backhttps://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3722318since TMF is fucking dead in the water and i fully expect NASDICK to pull another 15-year rug right when i'm about to retire, i wanted better tickers. i did more playing around with the configurations and arrived at this one:>50/50 UPRO & KMLM>14.9 CAGR, 38% max drawdown, 0.65 beta >turtle mode: 100% T-Billsrules are a bit more complex than the original paper:>if S&P's closing price is less than its 200-day SMA, sell everything and turtle >if S&P's closing price is 5% less than yesterday, sell everything and turtle >if neither conditions are true, keep the 50/50 portfolio>rebalance every quarterapparently, a variant of this strategy was also independently produced by a bogglehead, of all people. but his strat was going 40/60 on TQQQ & TMF and letting the invisible hand guide it through with no interventions except quarterly rebalance. needless to say, with TMF in its current state, passive strat is dead.
>>62433120there you go, the opposite
This episode is brought to you by the letters, "N and J."
Zipperheads n’ Hebrews
I have a lot of recently expired beef tallow that I have to use. Now I have to go to the market and buy things to fry up.Ugh so annoying.
>kospi -0.7%Today looks like a crab day.
>EU Slaps €3 Fee On E-Commerce Parcels In Blow To Shein, Temu, AliExpress – BBGNOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR NEW EARPHONES
>(REUTERS)>In the broader market, the dollar was on the front foot, as it rode an overnight jump in U.S. Treasury yields.>The rise in the greenback came on the heels of a 9-basis-point intraday rise in the 10-year U.S. Treasury yield on Tuesday, before it ended the session some 4.8 bps higher.>Analysts said there was no clear catalyst behind the moves, though they could have partially been driven by some month-end positioning.
DEAD NIGGERS>>62433145
>>62433146shit TLT status?????
>>62433146>we don't know whythey know exactly why. I know exactly why. they are so full of shit.today there was a "peace meeting" for the "totally real peace with Iran" that is "imminent" for the last 3 months>iran didn't even show up>not only did they not show up they said "fuck American pigs we will never come to any peace meeting ever again"despite this the headlines when I checked this afternoon said>progress in peace talksthey held a meeting about peace with Iran without Iran even at the meeting.>you are just a bear blah blah blahnah man I just know everything is fake and fucking gay and bears are never ever ever allowed to cum because they will just lie and lie and lie and lie forever to keep line green until it randomly gaps down "for no reason at all" at the most obscure time possible
>>62433103>NKESo, their earnings were garbage, weren't they?
>>62433134It can make good face cream/lotion. Though probably not if it's expired. Maybe a good use for the next fresh batch.
>>62433172they were projected to have like -4% revenue and they "beat" with -2% revenue. some shit like double digit decreased sales in Asia.
microjeet bros!
>>62433172its over for Nike. they will never recover.
>>62433182saar please buy microsoft shareswe code very good and our stock price is a bargainpraise vishnu
>>62433173>It can make good face cream/lotionyummy
>futures
>>62433187>in 2000 retards were "sneaker heads" and used their entire mcdonalds check to buy the new basketball man sneaker even though they already have 50 pairs>sports betting legalized and the sneaker heads start gambling on sports>sports in general have gone to absolute dogshit with legalized gambling and its blatantly rigged/fake/gay like everything else to the point that athletes regularly get caught betting on the games they are playing in. all of the zoomers blow up their gambling accounts so many times even they start to notice its rigged>then they start buying other shit because they need to make money the McDonald's check isn't enough anymore>start gambling on crypto get rugged 100 times>maybe they got rugged on NFTs>do dumb shit like buy Pokemon cards>now they are buying SOXL/DRAM>they stopped buying sneakers and/or don't have expendable income for sneakers and/or don't care about sports anymore because its shitMark Cuban has been the ultimate top signal.>sold all of his BTC over 100,000>sold the Dallas Mavericks at the top of sportsball hype
>>62433161btw there was some news yesterday that Iran seems to refuse to meet with the US. lolIt seems like Iran just wants to drag it to cause an oil crisis so they can achieve better terms.
>https://youtu.be/NL0uoVFT69M?t=748Kek, watch Howards reaction to that question.Gave me quite a big smile.
>>62433202imagine someone showed up in the middle of the night. kicked in your front door. took a shit on your couch. killed your dog and then told you to meet them in Switzerland next week to sign papers saying you are sorry you exist.that's the state of the "peace treaty" right now.>we wont have tolls>we will have transit fees
>>62433207I wish they would just say it>dude there are like 200 million retards gambling with leverage on a meme bubble right now that make more money clicking lines than going to work LMAO
Lol! Stocks Keep Pumping!!!!
>>62433107
>>62433211I did see that labor force participation rate was on like page 2 today for FREDs most popular KEKI look through pretty often, never seen it that high.And it is a dumpin breddy hard.
>OWS2.0 right now for keks from our meta-cognition AI local server BattlestationsWell, we have all these AI local servers capable of meta-cognition, Ai-in-the-Middle capabilities, Smart ones can IDCaller spoof, and a huge global shitlist and the Email folders declassified. Work with Anthropic, Alphabet and X Corp. Let the other AIs do their things.Never forgetti (((They))) killed Westworld Season 5.Remember to stay hydrated and have fun!>Wouldn't that bee the day.>Business? FINANCE?INTRACORPORATION SABOTAGE! LONG U.S. CDS's AND BULLETSWAP AGAINST BRENT OIL! DISCORD AND SKYBLUE ARE REVVING UP FOR SOMETHING BIG ON THE INFLUENCERS THAT INFLUENCE INFLUENCERS TRAIN>Zoom in on Gendo's mask for an Easter Egg.
>>62433213jeez I thought Jews were bad with their usury
>>62433225>Never forgetti (((They))) killed Westworld Season 5.>THE JOOS!>THE JOOS! >THEY KILLED MY REDDIT SHOW THAT WENT FROM DEEPLY INTROSPECTIVE AND PHILOSOPHICAL SCIFI TO GIRLBOSS FEMAKE WRITING STAFF SELF INSERT SLOPPA IN SEASON 3!I sometimes wonder if you guys go into the service department and are like "a Hebrew threw sand in my transmission"
KIMCHINIGGERS
>>62433229*"a Hebrew threw sand in my transmission, is that covered under OEM?!"
>>62433213>guidlines
>>62433229>THE COUNTERPARTY SAID THEY WERE GOOD FOR IT, NOW GOLDBALL SACHS SAID THE LIQUIDITY IS GONEEEEE REEEEEEEEEh, sometimes.
TV!
>>62433141I got some decent headphones on Amazon Haul. Worth a try if you can find enough additional stuff you actually want to qualify for free shipping.
>>62433213Financial nostalgia commercials.
>>62433213You think anyone pays back a $5000 payday loanReminds me of when i sold cars.When the bank comes back at 27.99% its because they know you aint paying that shit, and you know you aint paying that shit, and me selling it to you knows that both of you know shit aint being paid.Its a short term rental at an AVIS rate for a few months until the repo man comin.
>>62433229
At what point is the US strategic oil reserve too gay to keep the oil price fake?
>>62433245We're reaching levels of gay that have never been faked before
>>62433241Nah thanks, I'm not buying at Amazon and I only want some cheap "Chi-Fi" 10-40USD range max with diff tuning for DIVERSITY. You know, stuff like BQEYZ, Tangzu, Tripowin, 7hz, Truthear and what else there is
>>62433244okay polniggerregardless, the show went to shit.if you haven't noticed, the model for streaming services is to have someone with real talent seed and germinate shows for two seasons, and then abandon them in season 3 to go make new shows to bring in more subscribers and expand the cataloguebuzz about new shows is what drives subscriptions, not rewarding existing fans with good content.when the creator leaves, the usually hand it off to DEI. check the writing credits next time you notice your favorite show falling off a cliff in S3.
>>62433245Already hard gay.(CCO War Room);[AMERICANA]: Are you bringing down the U.S., Kai?[KG]: No, U.S. survives OWS2.0.[AMERICANA]: ...[KG]: In Fact, the U.S. does not survive if OWS2.0. does not happen.[AMERICANA]: Okay then. *Disappeared in a puff of logic*Okay then.
>>62433097hormussy status?
>>62433258>[ADF + GEMINI]: Minesweepers on Standby ready to help![KG]: Trump wants the straight closed. U.S./Israeli will friendly fire USS Liberty style if mines are cleared. Hold for now.
>>62433253I don't watch goyslop. You are correct about the marketing strategy but that doesn't make Jews hate you less or make them any less subversive. Not sure which of these topics is more important, what do you think?
You guys will NEVER make it. There's no fishhead wife at the end of the tunnel, it's joever.
>>62433253>there are writers>its not just AI slop>its not just the same 7 archetypes1) rags to riches2) overcoming the monster3) the quest4) voyage and return5) comedy6) tragedy7) rebirththat's it.. they just recycle one of those 7 narratives with a trans/brown/female person in it and with "current thing" surrounding itusually they don't even bother making a new IP they just remake the exact same shit again>fast and the furious 9>Jurassic Park 10 (the dinosaurs are bigger now)>super hero movie 147
>>62433261If I were that dude and my case was falling apart I would plead not guilty for reason of gay insanity and that my homosexual insanity causes me to hate all women including my fish head wife and my boss with the big cannons that I will never have as an angry gay man.
>>62433265>gets his dick sucked by force>sues his boss for getting his dick sucked >will ultimately wind up getting paid by his boss to get his dick sucked
should I invest in casinos? The elevate disadvantaged groups to upper class status
>>62433200so since nike is gonna go out of buisness soon, is now the time to collect their sneakers like pokemon cards
>>62433267>will ultimately wind up getting paid by his boss to get his dick suckedIf his boss sucked his dick, then by definition he is getting paid by his boss for said dick sucking. He will getting a bonus though
Alright I haven't checked in a while guys, is Worst Korea dumping my stocks again?>>62433213This shit makes me kek. There's another one with an Indian dude as well. I will say this though, she's very pretty, still wouldn't take a fucking loan though lmao!
>>62433278he sued his boss for millions for getting his dick sucked by his fellow employeehe will get millions for getting his dick sucked by a coworker
>>62433283They're naked shorting the fake and gay Brent Oil with Russian oil! And synthetic paper Brent Oil! It's so gay and fake! Even the Red Sea is locked down and showed BlackRock's hand.
Just Shat!
>>62433284there seems to be a lot of dick sucking going on over there, but I am not confused as to who is sucking who's dick. His boss sucked his dick, some co-worker sucked his dick, did he suck his own dick sometimes? Is there anyone who did not suck his dick?
Does anyone know why Japan is dumping Kioxia?
Yeah Man! Stocks Pumping!
>>62433275just buy ICE stocks to own the real casino
>>62433292THEY ALL SUCK EACH OTHERS DICKSITS JUST ALL A HUGE DICKSUCKING CIRCLE OF GETTING THEIR DICKS SUCKED!!HAVE YOU NEVER HAD YOUR DICK SUCKED BEFORE!? IN A CIRCLE!!?IT REALLY SHOWS!!!
I am kinda amazed how this guy has been making bear porn videos for the past year now.
>>62433292his boss will foot the bill for getting his dick sucked by their employee. simple as
>>62433295it's usually safe to blame the koreans
spcx is green overnight
>>62433304It's annoying I'm tempted to sell at a small profit and buy again at a lower price the next day, but I'm sure that it will skyrocket as soon as I sell.
if micron crabs for one more month im about to sell it all
this small peninsula controls all markets in the world by leveraging themselves to an insane degree
>>62433299Just two more weeks. But honestly, what's the audience? Obviously there are permabears that would be into this sort of stuff and I guess it may have some entertainment value, but if you keep calling immediate crashes and emergencies every other weak, then how can anyone take it seriously?
Stocks Are Pumping!
>>62433319
>>62433315
>>62433299It's gonna burst eventually but no point being fearful. I'm just making aggressive plays then taking the profits in to more resilient things like ETFs. If the SHTF is bad enough to zero those then I'll probably just kill myself.
>>62433320I watch some "china is over" youtubers just for the fun of it even though I don't believe in what they are saying.
>>62433299>bear porn videosits either 'its over' 'its starting' ' we're back' 'buy every share you can' and some stupid shock face. NPCs just click on the vid as its their programming.>>62433335>I watch some "china is over" youtubersGordon Chang has predicted the last 28 China implosions in the last 20 years.
>>62433299Two more weeks
Noob question, but is there any downside to swingtrade the intraday volatility of a stock if you're convinced that it is inevitably going to go up and youre already invested in it anyway.
>>62433344>(Emergency Update)kek
>>62433259>hormussy>himWTF, my imagination! Redo this whole conflict.
success soxs
>>62433352>"Uw* Block my Hormussy, Trump-Sama"All according to the Schizo Sea Scrolls.
Tell me honestly! Will SOXX go up or down tomorrow?
>DRAMI can't wait for the day I'll be fully divested from fucking South Korea
soxs to the moon!
Took some acid and ive got the fucking shits right now... ffs ffs
soxs has good fundamentals
Lol! Scooping Up The Sink!
>>62433333smg doesn't get it..
>>62433341very helpful
>missed the generational soxs dip
Any stocks that will give me exposure to fish head wives and fish head wife accessories? I'm bullish on the fish head wife sector
>>62433299He is pumping. Almost 10m views on just the videos he posted in the past 6 months, which means income of 100-300k during the period. Being a fearmongering bearish cunt is great for his finances.
oh no no dram sisters
>>62433097Been gone for a month. Back to check in. As you know I told you all to get out of PMs and stocks and liquidated my final positions in the last week of may in tech, energy and PMs. I told you all excatly how you would loose money, when you would loose money and how you would loose money.I'm curious not about the idiots still in. How are the smarter ones in cash money market funds for the alst month doing?Some of my metrics for when this market is worth a fuck againTargets: S&P 5600Gold : 3500MSFT 250Meta -20% (still not buying though)Tesla -75% (still not buying though)SpaceX 50 (still not buying though)XOM: 80Wallmart: 50https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
its literally over for DRAM, the koreans are dumping too hard and MU is crabbing like no tomorrow
>>62433389>How are the smarter ones in cash money market funds for the alst month doing?Are you actually retarded?
>>62433390MU is an inane buy right now unless you want to baghold until you die,
Space marines?Tomorrow.Lift off.
>>62433390More like it's over for Koreans. Hyper-leveraged gamblers getting liquidated and btfo.
>>62433371Eat grapes
>>62433397those gamblers are the reason why the price is where its at, if they get btfo its over
>>62433393Stop projecting. If most in this general had listened they would have saved themselves from substantial losses. I'm only interested in the psychology of morons like you, not what you have to say.
I'll stop back to say hi when nvidua is back in the 120s screencap this.
>>62433385>make youtube channel telling things will go up>make another youtube channel telling things will go down>profit no matter what happens in the marketgenius play
>>62433408You get more viewership with doomer vids proclaiming the next big crash every week. Normies who avoid investing like to hear that.
>>62433410You ARE the normie as are youtube watchers.
>>62433413>guy proudly declaring he told people to be in money markets while MU did a +20% month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXfh65sFvMQ
>>62433418You will loose everything because you are not smart, the opposite, you are a compulisuve gabler with no insight, no ability and no understanding and like all your kind you will die poor and desperate. The kind of fool who engages in leverage, margin trading, multipliers, options, random shortiing etc etcThere is a reason I have 81 million and you do not.
>>62433422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDk
>>62433424Line le up!
Got My 8Check!
>>62433424>loose>I have 81 million
>>62433435Retards can have money too.
>>62433435stay retarded you are the person who hands me money, thank you.MU 650
>>62433424The solution is shrimple:Post a screen shot of your portfolio or kindly fuck off.
>>62433440Have fun with your 81M rupees kek
>>62433299I had enough with the this kind of speculation and analysis, when it will happen we will know
GTA6!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are space data centers priced in or is youtube/reddit fudd so powerful they wont believe until the first one is complete?
premarket is much more tame to start than I'd thought
feels good to be a rollschad
>>62433454All of the above.
>>62433454Just Food!
I made a bot that scours 2000 different reddit scoursit gets the sentiment, if the sentiment is too and the stock is highly volatile and the stock is closer to 52wk low compared to 52wk high I buythis strategy hasn't lost a single trade yet btw
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I'M STILL STUCK HOLDING SPCX BAGS! ELON MUSK OWES ME MONEY!!!!
>>62433454
>>62433466buy the dip you say?
Please sign my peace deal.
>>62433470yeah it is slurp bot basically
>>62433122Turtle mode exit triggers?
>short yesterday >lose good money! turn them to longs>stopped going up since then and goes down now instead>lose money on 2 daysthis world needs a reseteverything needs to be destroyed
lmao, the market is completely broken, and it's showing up. Long refiners.https://x.com/HFI_Research/status/2072212211515445657
>>62433459I can't figure out premarket at all. It's just pointless crabbing wrong the trend rarely holds up. I've seen stacks regularly go up decently to just dump on the open.
>>62433172I’m glad I was right with my ‘thesis’ last saturday Now if it stays under 40 Till 2/7 end Imma be right definitively
>>62433480The only thing I know is if something has pumped 20% premarket then it will eventually dump that day.
anyone here buying puts or shorting michael saylor? puts on MSTR just keep printing as the stock goes down in a straight line since 6 months ago. is this literally free money or whats the catch here?
The selloff in minors and monetary metals is WAY overdone
>>62433484Everyone on Youtube who was reverse-cowgirl on Bitcoin around last December with their click-bait videos of Bitcoin and the Golden Alt Coin Bull Run are oddly quiet or nuked their channels.
Just sold my SNDK
IT'S GONNA BE A MASSACRE
if we run out of minerals we'll mine asteroids
>>62433485copper and gold doing me dirty I never seen no price action this dirty since at least last march or sum
It's over for sndk
>unpopular opinion Supergirl is kinda hot (with the right makeup)>>62433497Its the most ridiculous awful sentiment (unfounded) ive ever seen. No reason why it cant crawl along better with stocks up and oil down.
MUbros, how are things looking?
>>62433485Let it bottom. Rebuy.
KEK SIVERS
>>62433485it is, people say to way for 3.5k-3.6k gold to buy more though
>>62433097Coping mar a lago tranny pretending this is healthy market lol never change
>>62433454Space data centers just aren't realistic yet. It makes much more sense to build them at the poles than in space.
>>62433454space data centers serves the same purpose as bitcoin propaganda (currency of the future!): Tricking rubes
>>62433518won't poles will steal copper from datacenters though?
>>62433518Still cheaper than replacing the copper the Mexicans steal in space.
>>62433522Nope, those are the Lithuanians. But they´re pretty close to each other.
Calculate how many stadiums-wide worth of solar panels you'll need to power a memespace data center.The results will be funny.Fucktards everywhere.
>>62433526but how else will we host mountains of child porn away from jurisdiction?
>>62433526Exactly. Such a thing is only useful if you're already a K2-tier civilisation.
>>62433526bullish for FSLR
>>62433424i'll give you a loose asshole, bitch
Wow so stocks religiously follow Stoch RSI's movement huh? I close my SPCX short on 155 because 1D chart of Stoch RSI bottomed out, even though i wanna hold that short till 100 or something. But ill rebuy it anyway on that price and lmao it recovers to 170 now.m8 if i know stock is 100 times easier than crypto i would have play on stock for years
Ok, time to day trade
>>62433544
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>TFW solded everything yesterday :3>I'm going to slurp so hard in a few weeks time :D
I AM GETTING RAPPED FINANCIALLYYYYYYY
>>62433551Ayo dis niggas spittin bars
Uhm trips and it like really dips :3
>>62433544Found you nigga. I’ll be there in 10 minutes with my katana. You’re dead meat baggy.
>>62433544I’m here mother fucker. Drop the bags and show yourself. Your final red candle will stain my blade.
>>62433561Come on up man it's pretty cozy
>>62433350yesit's called learning the hard way not to do stupid shit like thatdont give up a good position because you get greedybuy more or continue to hold
MSFTbro gonna hit 400 todayJealousy is a horrible emotion
>>62433350>is there any downside to swingtrade the intraday volatility of a stock if you're convinced that it is inevitably going to go up and youre already invested in it anywayWhat the fuck does that even mean?The risk of daytrading on new positions is independent of you being already invested
Gooks are insufferable. They rugged my 3x SK Hynix again. I hope the white mans dollars after the NY will save SK.
>>62433568ACK! bobo-san got me...
im never going to financially recover from the bobo run on memory
>>62433526It’s not a giant warehouse you fucktard, a space datacenter is family home sized satellite .
This is the kind of turboretard that is buying RAM shit, btw
>>62433540>Stoch RSIhow often has that indicator worked for you
AAAAAAAAHHHH FUCKING KOREANS
>>62433588In playing BTC, more often than not (in 1D chart). I use regular RSI to buy bulk, Stoch RSI to short-term DCA, and TA/meme lines to time my position. Thats for my trading accountFor investing, i just buy every month and sell when i reach my buy target
>>62433526>memespaceShit I skipped this partThat's even worse! Calculate the amount of radiators and how big of a surface you'd need to dissipate heat.
>Husband you sucked dick for money but forgot to collect the money so now we are homeless. It's ok, I still love you anyway
>be me>not retarded enough to setup a Raspberry Pi with Adguard Home and Unbound>go to update my Raspberry Pi OS>too retarded to write down my password to SSH>too retarded to resolve Java runtime erros>too lazy to simply do a fresh install of the whole fucking shitThis is probably bullish for AI Space Data Centers and MSFT.
why am i still umprofitable after 3 yearshow can one be this retarded?
