>be a hospital janitor>slack off all shift that because I'm tired as fuck>learn an hour before my shift is over they are having a surprise inspection tomorrow morningWhy the fuck does this shit keep happening to me bros? It's almost like clockwork.
>>62438003Are you the guy from Scrubs?
>>62438003Contractor here.I wouldn't worry about it. They're paying you $17 per hour to do work contractors charge $150 per hour to do. You're cleaning up bodily fluids for one tenth the cost of a dedicated HAZMAT team, they're not going to fire you unless they can find some other sucker to do your job better and that's unlikely. Nobody wants your job. It's one of the very worst ones out there.
I sense the words 'corrective action' and maybe 'mentoring' in your HR file but the worst part will be acting like you're ashamed and contrite.
>>62438003respect to you anon.May the gods favor you with plenty high quality puss from time to time and your forty cup be overfloweth with cheap ale
>>62438003And what did you do in that last hour?
>>62438003fuck the inspection, fuck the hospital, fuck your bosses, just don't give a shit, it's called a surprise inspection for a reason, stop playing their shitty mind games, stop being humilliated like that, I bet a woman came up with the idea. They just want to fire you and feel justified in their decision
>>62438076this OP and if they even try to give you any shit, just emphasize how little they pay you to clean up literal shit and piss, youll be fine I ghosted a janitor job for weeks bc I got a job somewhere else and they were full on begging me to come back
>>62438003I need Lis gf
