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>>62440882niggers
Panic sell everything. It's fucking over.
>>62440882Actual previous>>62440192
It’s only money Saar
>>62440882I sold. It can go up now.
>>62440892Should've ported into MSFT....
>>62440887, jews and no news
SCHD = UPJEPI = UPDIVO = UPSPYD = UPFeeling good today bros think I’ll use my divvies to buy some SOXL on the low
So this is it then, huh? I got left holding the AI bag. How long until SOXL $10?
... AND JEWS!
>down 5.44% todayThat's what I get for having too much in chips and semis. I'm not selling though. Im riding this out to the end whether that's poverty or luxury.
Immigrants boost the economy in many ways. How do I invest in Casinos and gambling?
>Another orange nigger post on his shitty social shit about MicronI've seen third world stocks exchanges more serious and better regulated than this clow shitshow. We're reaching peak fake and gay clown levels that are theoretically not possible.
>>62440905let me know when you sell. I need an indicator to know when its cheap but all the "I'm never selling" posters today make me think SOXX has like another 10% down
>>62440620>What happened to the Chinese movie industry? I grew up renting shitty dubbed kung-fu triad VHSChina took over Hong Kong and everything went to shit, essentially.
>>62440913>casinosgoing out of buidness>gamblingbooming. buy HOOD they will get prediction market money and its the best gambling app on the market
>>62440914so you bought puts and
Real UUUU bros like days like this. Makes you feel alive.
QQQ tested 4hour 100ma, bounce monday, tuesday (i bought INTC & MSFT puts, you're welcome) likely into wednsday reversal i think. MSFT is a shortbitcoin is a shortmemory is a shortgo fuck yourselves>>62440921profit
So what now? Is it over? Do we have to wait another 15+ years for the next great bull run?
>>62440925Wonder how deltas gonna turn out since apparently they're the new nigger filter after spirit airlines shut down
>>62440929Yes, when there isn't a bull market you just sit in stocks that constantly lose money for years.
>>62440925>HELEfucking die already
>>62440926>my lines predict the future not if Iran does a terrorisms for the 4th of julyyou will just redraw your lines when they are wrong
spx will pump Monday from trump accounts. that's gotta be a sizable chunk of change entering the markets
>>62440935The only sizable chunk of change is the chunk moving into Trump's personal account
its just moneythere is more to life
>>62440937No it's going into spym per the agreement $1k for every child born Jan 1 '25-'28 that's a lot of money going into broad index funds
>>62440935Let me guess. And patriots are in control? You absolute rube and a mug.
>>62440902I don't think it will go that low but you could sell now and buy it back at $10 if you think it will go down that much
>>62440923I don't know why I keep buying this shitcoin stock
Money is my ticket to having a life, i want to be able to cut all ties and burn every bridge and lose nothing, depending or being at the mercy of others disgusts me.I dont plan on going full hermit but knowing that i am able to do it will grant me inner peace
>>62440947I mean they are extremely patriotic they just don't have the same flag you have
>>62440947you're straight retarded my guy I'm sorry you chose the wrong side not sorry when you rope you won't be missed
Bought near the foot of the hammock. Some were saying in the last thread that I should hire a jam boy.
>>62440934i don't do TA. it's just a moving average and the nasdaq sold heavily then bounced on that line intraday so it might have continuation which i'm expecting because i got short today
Funds are safe-u
My penis is doing things...
> futures
>>62440923thats what happens when you buy without Frierens blessing
>precious metal baggies won, just once on this dayI shouldve bought gold
>>62440882When are my DRAM CALLS going to stop being RED
>>62440923Y'all niggas actually buying that shit?I thought the people shilling it were just cheeky baneposters.
>>62440939Like what
>>62440992BBQ ribs and beer
>>62440976I don’t get it
Bobo lost
>>62440992cumming deep inside of a girl while she pisses on you
>>62440993You need money to buy those
>>62440997first mention of girl piss ITT award
>>62440992Putting on a fresh pair of Depends in the afternoon after a big stinky morning always keeps me going
>>62440997how do you do that without paying?
guys it's just mercury retrograde. bobos always have a story to tell on the down days because they like to feel right, they never are and you should never listen. we are going much higher and i hope you slurped heavily today, i sure did.baby i know you feel good right now, you had a green day while everyone else lost money, but think back, every time this happens things turn around again and you get left in the dust, you have a moment of joy and finger wagging and then it's back to underperforming. i wanna see you succeed and i wanna see your mindset change, and i want you to trust me and love me again.
>He fell for the bear trap
>>62440995Are you from the alternate timeline where we invented cold fusion before ai? I have some cheap uranium stocks to sell you.
>>62440992A little bit of chicken fried
>the Mexican version of Dubai is building the tallest building in Latin America >coworkers openly bragging about their portfolios and showing me their six figure positions This is all very reminiscent of 2007. The crash is going to be spectacular.
Sold half my SPCX puts for 55% profit. The implied vol expansion is just silly.
>>62441024We already had 2 generational crashes the past year. Were you sleeping?
>>62441024what country would that be?
>>62440952wow so this is what you get for being economically and socially liberal?
>>62440902I said H*CK it and entered SNDQ really late at $3.09. Should've sold when it was $3.11. Now I'm in the red and going to get raped by both decay and the mandatory pump.
>>62441013you should take that bell off your neck
>>62440979The tide has turned
>>62441013If another retard pump is coming I think there will be time to buy back in Sunday before market opens. A lot of folks will be away not trading over 4th July weekend. This way there's no risk holding in case the dumping continues. If all the pumping occurs Sunday then you probably don't want to be holding a retard dump will follow. Those are my thoughts. Buying the dip will pay off eventually most likely but if you're risk averse you could've waited until Sunday.
WHERES THAT ELF NIGGER I WANT HIS HEAD
>>62441038Maybe some money is flowing from DRAM into PMs
How are the midterm elections in the US going to impact the market. No matter which party comes out on top it’s going to be a shit show of everybody accusing each other of cheating which could lead to instability.
>>62441042Backtest completed
>>62441047Wouldn’t it make more sense to use the futures contract? Minors aren’t really 1:1
>>62441043Theres only one party who cheats, anon.
>>62441035breadth was positive (again, i can't count how many days in a row it's been) and the dow had an up day and ended on highs. it's still a bull market they're just doing some juggling
>>62441043Republicans are going to lose a bunch of seats for sucking off Israel and not deporting people, will be replaced by niggers and spics who let more browns flood in. The real question is what to invest in when the country gets flooded with more brownoids.Side note, it's insane to think drumpf had the house and the senate and didn't do jack shit. Nothing ever happens.
>>62441028I am simply observing things. I have never seen this level of blind faith in number continuing to go up. It's just not sustainable. The sell off were a warning sign.
>>62441056What do you mean did nothing? He’s been the greatest president Israel has ever seen. He just said so on CNBC
>>62441054yeah juggling the fuck out of AI. more to come
>>62441059Yeah, we did start a distraction war while Israel got more land for condos out in the desert.At least my rent went down because Pedro got shipped back to his home country
You guys saw that shit? Something just hit brent like crazy. Went 71.55 to 70.35 and then jumped up to 71, all within like 10 minutes.
>market closed tomorrownigger
>>62441069At least we get futures until lunch time
>>62441062>juggling the fuck out of AIOh, but I found out the hard way they're pumping these back up.
>>62441043In 2018 we rallied hard each day until Oct 1st right in every smug democrat face. Once Dem messaging was set in stone to healthcare, that very second we dropped 22%Odds of 2026 being any different: Up to you
>its not enough that it dumps during hours, it has to also dump after hoursKill me
>>62440992dont ask mei just try to cope
kekthis shit always happens to meI had my sndk buys at 1631 because the gap is there, but then I got discourged because it kept trying to pump to 2400, so I bought at 1950~ instead and am now down. HahahaThis shit always happens to me.
>>62441056His main goal was always to use the second term to make a gigafuckton of money and pardon himself kek
Currently thinking about how rich I'll be in 2 fucking years when the market recovers.
>>62440993>>62440997>>62441007>>62441022they cost money
>>62440925Is WDFC an AI fatigue play?
>>62441085Happened to me as well past 3 days but on something else. Was up 6k and now I'm sitting at 0.
>>62440916NEVERSELLINGSNDK projected to be 411 eps by 2028 in a bull market and 237 eps in a bear meerkat.
>>62440932Thsi is my strategy.
>>62441085i shorted nasdackkkk the day it giga pumpedcut the giga loss and turned it to longs and it crashed since theni am also getting raped
whew holy fuck for a second i thought voting mattered. what got into me>>62441074market has yet to price in the capex deceleration. that said if the altman bailout was in the works why would they delay? suppose they could if dump sees a -3% day. but it would take the -3% day imo
Have a good weekend anons. I'm going to smoke some dino ribs on Saturday.
AI is deadbut AI is also back and good (for meta and pltr, companies which only lose money)
>>62441085My strategy works but this happens to me too. Just gotta remind yourself greed always wins. Your buy targets will hit as a result. Taking profit happens every time.
Once again I am asking you all, how do I get rich in 6 months. (4-5 months realistically as I am physically fucked up and stuck in bed for a month or two)
>>62441101I'm waiting for the day they just resort the sheer honesty>stocks up, stocks down, make it make sense, news at 11
>>62441074>"capex deceleration"People are refusing to understand the profits are already baked in.
>>62441103Become extremely lucky>6 monthsIf I wasn't a coward I would have held all my leveraged shit in december and would have gotten rich in 6 months.Can you do it? Maybe. But it requires The Next Big Thing.
>>62441106>news at 11on what news!?
>>62441103Use AI to change your face to some celebrity and do a shitcoin rugpull.
>>62441107beats can't be baked innew deals can't be baked in
>bought the top again
sorry guys i went full port into a leveraged bullish position just before market closure
>>62441103september puts then january calls
>>62441103my best bet would be vcx. anything noteworthy happens with palantir or openai in that timespan you got a 2x minimum and that's more likely than about anything
>>62441090WTF WDFC is shitting on KMB.
>>62441122>palantir*anthropic
>>62441115I'm too honest to do shit like that.>>62441110>The Next Big ThingThat's the catch, kek.
>>62440902we all knew this was going to happen.
>>62441119i slurped 350 units of soxl on margin today
>>62441126Same. That's why I'm not rich and just an office wagie.
>>62441107Yes, yes, obligated to pay because of contracts, not just upfront payments or whatever, but because I shorted so late and didn't sell when in the green, now they will understand. Someone, I'm sorry. Please bail me out.
>>62441043It'll end up with gridlock that cripples the government's attempts to find new ways to (financially speaking) fuck you with a cactus.
>>62441121>>62441122>>62441125I'm confused. Am I getting real advice?>>62441133 ̄\_ (ツ)_/ ̄
>>62440951Ktim
AI stocks insiders have been selling all they can and I'm sure they know more than you
>>62441151CRWV is an egregious offender
>>62441133i feel too psychotic to work in an office. but my degree is accounting so what else is there LOL
>>62440882>house money editionMoney is money.Never fuck with leverage when you are new.
>>62441161zoomers got in to this at their poorest. 10% return on zoomers poorfolio is like 400 bucks. you cant hardly do anything with that. How am I supposed to make it without leverage?
God fucking damn it FUCKI lost almost everything today on callsEven though I knew the market was extremely overbought, I didn't think they would dump it the last trading day before July 4th.
>>62440925>PenguinThankfuly bought the generational dip, it went to 76 last week and dropped again to 59.
>>62441161OP here was referring to positions after realizing a portion that covers your basis, never ever fuck with leverage
use leverage until your life is in ruins and nothing else matters but material concerns like money and sex
>>62441178so true.
>>62441157I'm an engineer doing OSHA stuff so besides being autistic in front of the monitor typing legal docs and analyses and designing machine modifications I have to talk to people. I kind of delegated most of it to others but sometimes it has to be done.
>>62441159I am targeting rich, I am starting with some, kek.>>62441164Are you fine with a negative balance (debt) if you lose your leveraged bet?
Top is in.https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/worlds-largest-data-center-campus-verge-collapse-after-blackstone-unexpectedly-pulls-out
>>62441180im not excited about it tbdesu. are you using ai in your work flows yet?
>>62440923The key is to trade the schizo action on leverage
>>62441175>positions after realizing a portion that covers your basisHeh, that is a carefree position.
Ed Zitron cut a promo on CNBC this morninghttps://youtu.be/TtmPccUTDP8?is=DeoR2cwekyKrE399
How much does it pay to be a hitman down in some thirdie country? fairly sure im the best shot at my range im qualified
>>62441181Don't you guys have regulations against that? Here in the EU the position autocloses on 50% of deposit level so idiots can't ruin their lives.>>62441187Yeah, but it hallucinates a lot. I'll be trying to build an agent with PDFs of all the relevant acts and regulations plugged in directly so he doesn't have a choice but to go off of those.
>>62441151Just a little insider portfolio rebalancing.
>>62441199>Here in the EU the position autocloses on 50% of deposit level so idiots can't ruin their lives.absolutely fucking disgusting i didn't think i could hate europoors more
>>62441128>Trees don't grow to the sky - Netanyahoo Bernanke
>>62441198You might be a good shot but how well can you ruck and camp?
GLW bros, looks like the crablegs just got a bit bigger.No matter
>>62441199im trying to put together one for trading. its kind of interesting tbdesu. It can recall trades I made years ago that i dont even remember the exact details of, if at all. ive been using an obsidian vault for a bit. ill probably let claude access it. they loooveee proprietary data.
>Bag7
The market is controlled by gay nigger faggots.I'm so mad I could vomit.
>>62441101the narrative now is>how the fuck will this shit make any moneyany company that can answer that question (even if the answer is fake and gay) will be rewarded
Currently holding some value, tech value large cap (Microsoft and funds), and energy.
>>62441186Nah, it's immediately recovered now that I have a lossy short in.
>>62441237We had Microsoft representatives ask us to let them do a talk about AI like half a year ago. That's when they were pumping user numbers up by randomly adding it to TVs and shit. During the presentation they offered 0 use cases besides being a glorified search engine. And I'm already using Claude for that.
>>62441056>The real question is what to invest in when the country gets flooded with more brownoids.AI
>>62441254Do you use dynamics or powerapps? I've heard mixed things about AI in those
>>62441260Nah, my department just writes extensive legal docs, audits health&safety and scams injured workers out of insurance.
>april 11th 2025>TLT low 85>july 2nd 2026>TLT close 85.51they don't want to go back there. what's a little fed song and dance?
>>624410242007 was a real estate and credit bubble and it was boomers flexing boats and rv's, there wasn't a massive run up in bear sterns and aig stocks. have you considered the possibility that your coworkers are just wiser than you, owning equity during the largest economic expansion of their lifetime?
>>62441254Microsoft OWNS GITHUB for fucks sake. They literally have the best source of data for training code monkey AI if you also include all the windows code before the place got infested, yet they STILL GOT THEIR LUNCH EATEN by a fucking startup. Absolutely PATHETIC.>>62441251As someone that owns both KMB and Chevron I appreciate your edits a lot.
>ELF Execs selling shares after hours WHERES THAT FUCKING ELF POSTING NIGGER YOU FUCKING PROMISED
>>62441280What if he was an insider looking for exit liquidity?
>>62441285Probably
BND is ripping in afterhours. Uh ohhh
>full ported into mu/sndk a month ago. >Didn't sell during q2 earnings pump>20k currentlyBags are starting to get heavy
>>62441254>>62441276MSFT is glownigger shit. they just want spyware in all the offices and executive meetings so they can record all of the executives and blackmail them on Epstein island
>>62441297Sell after this July pump.
>>62441291Probably just some pension plan wagie doing some rebalancing that they forgot to do before the end of the month. It's probably nothing.
>>62441300But then I'll be green
>>62441299Oh definitely. If I wasn't lazy I'd be using Linux right now. I did debloat and despyware my home PC as much as I could though, and I'm still on Windows 10 because the EU got a deal where we can use it for 1 more year with updates for free.
>>62441167And you were in here calling people idiots who warned you. Pottery
>>62441304yeah just a few hundreds of billions of dollars of rebalancing at 4:30pm into government bonds. no biggie probably means stocks are a good place to put your money short term
Dont worry guys the gooks are going to take loans once again to gamble it all on this "bottom".Expect a pump on monday, just dont expect it to last
>>62441251isnt texas an independent grid that cant even handle providing power to its own people during a winter storm, why are they giving out more power
>>62441189I've just been trading contracts on the stock itself, maybe I can juice it a little with this. Thanks, anon.
>>62441311Oil was doing something weird too. Not sure if a sudden 1.25$ down line that went right back up means war is back on the menu or not.
>>62441311He probably just forgot it was a short work week and remembered that he had to do it today. You're being paranoid.
>>62441313god damn i am so hungryplease refrain from food posting
>>62441313They at least made some attempt to fix their grid after they got shitted on by 3/4 inches of snow and mild ice. idk how well it worked out.
>>62441318whatcha gonna have for dinner anon
>>62441323Thinking about putting some creme fresh on a dog turd and smokin it like a cigar.
>>62441307Literally me.>AHH it's dropping I don't even want to look at it>Oh it's pumping, don't want to buy now
>>62441316>>62441317you guys want another schizo indicator?Mitch mcconnel was one of the republicans that opposed war with Iran and he just got dealt with
>>62441314Just be careful of geometric decay(tldr if it crabs you lose money slowly)
>>62441336He just got stuck on his back, no conspiracy
>>62441336Maybe it has to do with him being older than the milky way
>>62441339>>62441341AHHHHHHHH
>>62441323WEN4 crispy chickens add tomato and a large fries
The narrative is not visibly rotting. And the smell has met nostrils.
>>62441348This is uPuts on your heart
>>62441352That's an expensive bucket, I'll stick with roundmeals
>>62441349
>>62441352Fuck soda water only
>>62441323I have no idea. I've already redeemed two frozen pizza investments this week, I might make spaghetti and meatballs, again
>>62441343TLDR over 1% of your money in SOXL is just tipping jews for the pleasure of holding itIf you long SOXL they tax you so hard it performs like a 2x instead of 3x just form how much they are taxing the goys>wow really jogs the noggin that the "make it" meme is longing SOXL>wow really jogs the noggin the other "make it" meme is DRAM that is even worse with taxing goys on swaps>wow really jogs the noggin they are fudding it at the top
>>62441116If their profits mog all the other companies around them, the marketcap should grow. But I understand this hurts feelings since logically tesla should eat shit.
>>62441366Try pesto with red pepper flakes. Great combo
>>62441367That's not taxes retard that's math
>>62441376no its literally over 1% fees
>>62441367Why would leverage come without a cost?
>>62441374i just make penne and microwave meatballs, throw some cheese on top, eat that 2 or 3 times a week
>>62441359This dude is genuinely evil
