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Monday - Dump or Pump?Call it now.
>>62443051doompa
>>62443051I suspect a dump. Wonder if orange man will shoot some rockets after the funeral.
>>62443051Gigapump to exit.
>>62443051If you think we are pumping on Monday, you need to be placed in long term inpatient care.We held it flat yesterday in honor of the nation.
>>62443051who even cares anymore
>>62443056The funeral last until the 9th, with like 25 millions attending. Nothing will happen until next weekend, at best.
>>62443020 #There’s definitely a whiff of panic in the air now. The refiners on the west coast are running at running very hot at about 98% utilisation. About 90% of the east coast. So the US isn’t just exporting its SPR reserves to support the world. It’s having to run refineries for gas, diesel and the rest with NO cushion for a hurricane or outage. The loss of not just gulf oil is being felt. It’s the gulf REFINING CAPACITY.So it’s a double countdown. It seems like the market stain will become undeniable in 1-3 weeks. And if there’s any sort of refinery capacity outage (they happen that’s why they keep spare capacity). Then it will happen fast
>>62443051Pump. But it’s showing signs of nearing a heart attack. The market knows there energy issue is looming fast.
Happy dead sandnigger day
>>62443059Yesterday was the first time I ever saw Bussys pumps fail. And not once.But over and over and over.Not in 5 bailouts (in 12 months) have I seen that happen.Its joever.
Oh I'm proud to be an american, where I can watch some damn tv. And I won't forget the ones who died to give me a ps3.
Goddamn I forgot it's a holiday in America. I've been running errands and glancing at my options like a retard trying to figure out why shit ain't moving.
Since it's already over, where do I invest my money now, robotics? Space? Quantum?
>>62443063That's a long time, and in the summer too? Hope that coffin is refrigerated.
>>62443065That, and some refineries around the world that went in fire after running them at 100%. It was just headlines that got totally ignored in the last 3 months, but the market is retarded like that. Not to mention the elephant in the room about Russia having its refining capacity obliterated. What dumb headlines will tell you is that, logically, they thus export more crude and it makes crude price go down, sure, but without telling that crude has to go back in Russia but refined. Thus adding more pressure to the refining capacities. tl;dr the medias and, moreover, the market, are completely retarded. But enjoy your fabled ''oil glut'' when nobody fucking consumes crude directly.
>>62443047I was following AI for a while but it went down a lot. I lost like 3% of my portfolios highest point.Meanwhile giga money chad I personally know says "when expectations are highest, prices are highest, and future returns lowest. There are two choices.""One, Get the risk of next earnings call then ride the wave, then escape.""Two, Play safe. eat the loss, go for other things like DIA for USGOV making life quality going up to get more votes or SHLD to invest in entire western defense. Trump said he will massively increase defense budget soon, and euros are already doing that."I am contemplating about is suggestion. Maybe i should sell half my ais and get money in DIA/SHLD. He said AI 99% has wonderful futres, but AIs wonderfulness made price high. every good news are already baked in. when bad news comes out? itsover. I don't know what to do.Any thoughts?
>>62443065>The refiners on the west coastThey announced theyre closing due to ca being gay as fuck.
>>62443077Lead, canned beans, and lean hogs.
>>62443051>day after short week>well, let's see here>*flips thru playbook*>*double checks the checks*So looks like we got a PM pump into a open sell off, little bounce, then a slow bleed to break even and a V recovery in store for us.
>>62443085>lean hogsgot me some ribs for tomorrow, very bullish.
>>62443085Based
Any good stocks to gamble on for the food price increases after fertilizer shortage catches up? US Foods? Aramark?
>actually AI is totally back nowlol
>feds dumped on wednesday >august rate hike cancelled (88% chance) i hope you bought
>>62443096It may be hard for the average nigger to understand but we have plentiful food in the US for everyone and currently spend less than 5% of our disposable income on groceries on average.If you want, you can buy some MREs and canned food. I like the actual field ration ones they issue to the army/natl guard.
>>62443008>>62443019they told you oil prices would come down and you laughed at them and now you are surprised its all fake and gay. I don't know why you guys try to actively fight against something you know is fake and retarded. oil is going to be cheaper than it was before the war even with the strait closed while you guys blow up your gambling account and act confused.they can make the price of paper oil fucking negative if they want lmao.
>>62443051green. bull trap runup until FOMC at the end of the month then warsh hikes rates 25bps
>>62443083>Play safe. eat the lossyou see, this only works if you're already a giga money and making 10% of what you would've made going pure index literally doesn't matter. for you, playing it safe in garbage like defense primes nets you a bus fare in 6 months, if you're lucky. "eat the loss" in a bull market is the dumbest fucking possible advice you could adhere to. also, don't go into defense, all the tales you hear about how "this yuropeon defense giant QUADRUPLED in market cap in two years!!" are truly unforeseen cases and those who benefited from it are mere incidental bystanders who made a dumb bet that paid out
Monday is going to pump because I say so. Simple as.
Monday is gonna dump, because I say it'll pump. It just works that way.
Monday is going to crab because deal with it nigger
> futures
>>62443085So you're saying long RGR, KHC and Lean hog futures and take delivery?
>>62443104>feds dumping>you think they are going to prop up the clown car any longerseems like a really bearish signal imo. I think the chances of hike are higher than 20%. basically I'm saying you are all wrong. I will damn sure make sure I have a large cash position before the FOMC>worse case scenariono hike. it pumps. I'm a little late>best case scenariothey do hike. everything drops 10%+ but chip shit drops 20%+. I am cash and buy cheapies while people here post pictures of their wrists bleeding
>>62443051exit pump
>>62443114>dumbest thing you could dothe dumbest thing you can do is have most of your net worth tied up in bags that you are emotionally attached to
>>62443141Never selling my heavy bags. They're MINE.
>>62443047why the fuck is this piece of shit market closed. It's not even the 4th
>>62443128rate hike is not happening for augustwe've got a loyalist cuck who's afraid to even mention rate hikes and keeps beating around the bush with the whole "price stability" messaging this is on top of irrationally plummeting oil prices, weak jobs report, and recently dipping PMI even if you wanted to play it safe, not catching the upside and then exiting one week before the rate meeting is a stupid overcautious move
>>62443151you will convince yourself they are a good company and watch them crab down for 6 months and then when you think its the bottom you will double down and then they will announce they are printing more shares and tank another 20%. the millisecond its the actual bottom you will capitulate and sell your bags to me at a huge loss and then watch them pump
expectations for monday?
>>62443163Expectations for Monday? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
>>62443163Metals pump, tech dumps
>HGRAFSell, hold, or buy more ???I'm thinking hold. I only put in a few thousand. I know theres at least a few of you on here that hold this stock.
>>62443159its a 50/50. like you said trump would be pissed as fuck at giving warsh a job and then watching him raise rates instead of lower them like he has been shilling. it will be interesting to see if warsh does his job or if he cucks to trump. if warsh cucks I'm bearish as fuck for the future of America in the medium term like next 4 years. it proves that even the fed doesn't give a fuck about the country or inflation they just want to pump the presidents stocksI think he wont be able to "we are looking at the data just two more weeks and price stability" bullshit again if we roll into the end of the month and Hormuz is still closed 3 months after they told us a peace deal was imminentif that faggot goes on stage and says "look oil prices are down!!!" after they just blatantly rigged the shit then its third world as fuck management of the macro.either one wouldn't surprise me at all
>presents
>>62443175Imagine the smell
>>62443159>not catching the upside on the way into the meetingI am. I think I'm getting out the week before or whenever it feels remotely exuberant
>>62443175I get absolutely nothing from feet.Post armpits
algorhythm
>>62443104>feds dumping
>>62443160You seem more emotionally invested in this worldview where you're always right and perfectly time everything than you're invested in making money.WHEN I sell positions I likely never sell to you, Mr. Sideline.
It’s beautiful day to be an energy investor
>>62443183any time that line goes down its basically the Holocaust. all it ever does is go up with infinite debt with them spam buying bags all day long every day to prop up the clown economy. if they actively sell anything its insanely bearish
>>62443183>>62443104This is the same fed that "just found out" that the caymans is the largest holder of US debt and that they "missed this" due to an honest mistake.They're buying off the books.
>>62443187>always rightnah but I get out when I'm wrong and delete the shit from my watchlist forever. fuck netflix
>>62443191Is this a new conspiracy theory to explain why you lost 5 grand yesterday
>>62443196>its a conspiracy theory to mistrust the institution that "miscounted" trillions of dollars of its own securtieswhatever retard.stay poor.
>>62443170>markets crash>everyone is shitbucket broke>cityfags moping with signs in the streets>rednecks turn corn into toot juice and run it down to TN/NC fags for $$$$$$ on the weeklyahhhh to be 16 with a decent car in the 30s, man...
>>62443198Answer the question. What tipped you off to this? Did you make it up?
>>62443201>a whole generation came up on selling illegal liquor>they make it legal and kill an easy hustle>a whole generation came up on selling illegal weed>they make it legal and kill and easy hustlenow kids just buy fentanyl pills from niggers. insanely bearish.
>>62443174i'm VERY interested in what financial alternative snakeoil medicine they have cooked up for keeping prices under control while resolutely refusing to raise rates >goes on TV >complains bigly about "big oil is increasing prices, very bad!!">announces nationalization of major petroleum companies
>>62443204it was in the news, look it up
>>62443210Nobody seems schitzo enough to realize that a bust in the casino would take care of inflation, and it’s ominous that Warsh decides not to give forward guidance at this point in time
We're pumping Monday
>>62443225yeah if they kill the chip bubble and rug all the goys that are speculating they don't need to raise rates. it really all comes down to what happens heading into the meeting. if they beclown chipshit for the next two weeks they can probably get away with holding rates flat but if chipshit is mooning with "apes" gambling on it again getting rich on clicking meme stocks instead of going to their mcdonalds job then I think rate hikes will happen
>>62443207The was before the War on Drugs that lets them illegally confiscate any and all property that they can even remotely say was used in any way for drugs. That's why weed is still illegal at the federal level in 2026, Year of Our Lord.>but point taken and yup, that's where it's headed
>>62443225you aren't schizo enough to know the government likes inflation, it reduces the debt burden, businesses like it too. and the dollar is very strong right now so nobody cares internationally either. the only people that care about inflation are poor people. interest rates aren't even there to control inflation, it's the vigorish we pay to the real rich people living in european castles, an insurance premium to keep them from crashing our markets or doing another plandemic. the inflation control is just a side-effect.
>>62443239Speculation has reached unironically 1928 euphoria if you read news clippings from then and now. A bust would probably result in immediate deflation at a convenient time when nobody has any money. I am unironically not looking forward to something like that
>>62443242every single small town in America has a cannabis store now but its not real weed. its weird Chinese chemicals they dissolve in a spray bottle and spray on hempCanada legalizing weed and producing more than can even be consumed absolutely obliterated any profit margins on attempting to grow and sell the shit in 2026. its why every weed stock is down 97%. Canada literally just destroys as much weed as they sell because they overproduce it and all they can really try to do is make more vape pens that are sitting in a warehouse somewhere collecting dust
>>62443246I’m schitzo enough to realize the booms and busts are a feature and not a bug. And the hyperinflation narrative is a psyop
>>62443229A shotgun shell through my skull?
>>62443257and we just had 3 busts in the last 6 years. we're long overdue for a boom and it's happening, and they've already raised rates to keep the lords happy, apparently they're even winning in ukraine too. all is well babe.
>>62443246>>62443257they want controlled inflation where a 70 year old finally notices a burger costs 20% more after a decade. uncontrolled inflation is spooky as fuck they definitely do not want itthey are not lieing about their 2-3% mandate. its a necessity to continue running the ponzi scheme long term. boomers (((noticing))) prices can cause civil unrest and market collapse so fucking fast
>>62443250in 1929 over 50% of "stocks" were literal scams, fake trusts and bucket shopsit's not really comparable
they have to do the hawkish thing for leeway in the bond market before they print. >>62443246>>62443263insufferable moron
>>62443268>he thinks 50% of stocks now aren't scamslol...
>>62443266big macs went up 50% in a year and all you people did was elect the first jewish president and shout lets go brandon. bravado aside the public is easily dealt with.
>>62443211No. Show me.
>>62443250Nah man, secret esoteric predictions said a week or two ago we'll have about 12 months of huge volatility in the market, but overall line will continue going up.
>>62443273Zion Don is hardly the first Jewish president. He's just continuing the tradition
>>62443273if they ignore inflation I'll full port TQQQ and start looking for which country I am going to immigrate to.Brazil probably I could have a walled compound where I make sextapes with 20 year old whores that do it for way cheaper
>>62443272current shitty stocks aren't "scams" compared to what went on back then, by any measure or metric. there might be some, but not 50%
>>62443271why would people buy bonds if rates are going to rise? you don't even understand cause and effect much less the bond market
>>62443288entire sectors of the market are completely fake and gay>space>robotics>quantumI could link you 100 tickers that are literal Chinese money laundering like JEMwe probably live in the fakest and gayest period of time that has ever existed in the stock market
it's different this time because the government will save lehman brothers>>62443280that's the whole decade>>62443294because you're a fucking retard
>>62443303and you're a loser. enjoy the fireworks show in front of your tv set, i'll be in manhattan and a week later london
>>62443309nobody cares faggot
>>62443309ever go anywhere nice?
>>62443309>flexing that youre a jewEnough
>seeking alpha shilling DRAM as a slurptop signal lmao
>>62443299JEM is 0.0000055% of the total us stock market capsome money laundring in the cayman islands isn't going to crash the market
>>62443318>got a targeted ad on my phone>the image for the news story is literally a fucking rocket blasting off>DRAM is cheap!!! we moon apes strongJesus fucking christ
>>62443316no, i just got rich. but it's anything i want from here on out
i always though $dram was like one word but now i heard tom lee call it D-ram and it has me shaky
>>62443321the fact that they openly operate for months/years proves that there are no regulators worth respecting running the shitcoin market that stocks have become.the shit is literally named JEM - 707 Cayman Islands and randomly pumps 900% saying they are headquarters in hongkong and making "AI clothing" lmao. its so fucking third world that shit like this even gets listed they tried to be as in your face as possible
>>62443332that's fuckin stupid. they should make AI shoes.
>>62443326>NYC and londonI've been all over and you picked the shittiest places in the world to visit. Swing by Detroit next
>people think our markets are reputable>the president has a stock ticker so you can gamble on the president>our president sells dog coinsLOL
>>62443077Energy energy energy
>>62443051Crab Market. So we pump
me? balls deep into energy until first commercial fusion planthttps://youtu.be/LDx50UqQNs4plain x
>>62443051>>62443059Well, the KOSPI stayed up, and SK Hynix/Samsung kept their pumps. I foolishly left a late short over the weekend and can't get out until 7:00 am. There will be a big gap up and I'm going to get raped. It's going to pump big time and I'm going to be raped until I'm left with less than half of what I started with when I opened my brokerage account. I will never recover before the investment bubble really pops. I really shouldn't have been greedy and just taken my late .+10%.'Oh, Meta? We overreacted, actually. Lol!'
>>62443370**7:00 am Monday.
>is extremely comfy
glickman out as CEO of ZIM and the aquistion has gotta be getting down to the wire. jews probably getting into position for whatever the plan is
>>62443370Well, Kospi will be up on Monday also before the open, so we'll know whether the huge pump will continue or we're on for a dump, but if something like 30% pump on Hynix/Samsung happens during NADAQ being closed, then it's kind of difficult to imagine at least part of the sentiment not transferring to the rest of the chip space/stocks in the US. Like DRAM may be flying.
>>62443392I hope DRAM flies. I got in 200 shares at $60 so not the end of the world. But every time I see MU/SNDK/SK pump by a hundred dollars DRAM goes up by like $1. But when they fall like $10 DRAM just gets dumped by $10.
I'm balls deep in memorycoins
>>62443399I think that gooks are correcting up, but, well, we shall see. Could pump $MU.
>>62443356>Crab Market. So we pumpi bought some soxl and mull yesterday, if it falls again monday i'll buy twice as much. there will be another spike, probably to ath
>>62443399I sure hope you guys dump slightly so I can exit cleanly. My family has me like this over the idea of depositing more money to hastily buy the discount before it's gone on Sunday, IF Sandisk and Micron don't just gap up to $2500 and $1600 respectively in an instant...
i really fucked up with dram so i'm going to keep buying it out of defiance
>>62443370how do you feel about the impending gapening and what's the potential damage
I sold my DRAM puts on Thursday because a bounce is almost guaranteed after a fall that steep:
>>62443414Ew are you getting off on this?
how big port to be allowed in the synagogue?
>>62443418ignore my erection, it's just reacting clinically
trump account will pump the market
any other racists like me that has racism fatigue?i think im getting tired of it
