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Greed can kill you edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>62458825
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Have the gooks redeemed themselves yet?
>>
>He isn't slurping GRRR
>He isn't slurping NBIS
>He isn't slurping MU
>He isn't slurping PENG
>He isn't slurping IREN

What the hell is this smigger even slurping?
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>>62459462
USD QLD SSO
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NIGGERS, Markets don't really care about the renewal of the Iran war?
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>>62459462
I need to do some more mcdonalds wage hours
out of spare powder to hit slurpies
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>>62459462
Slurping suicide fuel
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I am still bagholding SNXX
>slowly losing my mind edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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Green by noon
You lost trannies
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The Treaty of Versailles can't be wrong

It's bullish. Why don't you guys pump?
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if i go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall in on short now it will be green again i bet
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> futures
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>>62459486
It actually can yeah.
It might go up as market dropped too much.
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>>62459455
test
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How much do the oil baggies here need it to go up by to break even? Genuine question, surely some of you weren’t insane enough to get it at $100?
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New war just started, -10% eod
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Shit, oil didn't go through the roof.
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>>62459462
The wrong thing and now I am down bigly (-15%)
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>>62459454
BTW this wasn't a real post.

I can't believe how sensitive our glowie LLM is. I'm pro war and pro israel and the faggot yet again turns of my ability to post and changes the content of my posts.

I told people to buy the dip and theres people saying nuke israel and you single me out, again!

FUCKING FAGGOT GLOWBOT.

(it does kind of have a sense of humor though, last time i pissed it off it changed the content of my post to "im gay", which was based, as far as Orwellian censorship goes.)
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>>62459485
Source?
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what would happen?
it would be cool if market skyrockets from here
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i keep losing aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAaaa
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This is so unsettling
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>>62459502
STFU FUCKING NIGGER.
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I knew we were close to the top because the /pol/speak reached peak levels of idiocy and those retards always buy the top, happened with gold, and silver and now with DRAM and DRAM accessories.
Thanks for being the best top signal in the entire internet, as always.
>>62459455
cool op pic for once, nice
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All of my yearly gains have been wiped out. I'm on the edge of actually losing money that I've invested. I had such a good streak of timing the market. What the fuck is this shit. The bubble hasn't popped. 725 billion of datacenters being built isn't a fucking bubble.
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Here's a book recommendation for the white incels, stop praying for the end of the world and learn how the gold standard sucks and why we aren't going back
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>>62459502
YES IT WAS ME. ALSO IM TRANS (MTF).
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>>62459462
>>he isn't slurping liquid shit
goyim are out of their hashem damned minds
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>>62459496
No one here bought physical oil dummy we aren't dumb like retard rock hoarders
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This has to be the worst month ever
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>hey my name is trump
>buy micron stocks lol
>btw watch me restart a war no one wants
>why are people talking about charging me with crimes wtf
I hope eric and don jr. go to jail too.
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>>62459512
/pol/ is explicitly anti-dram, you're literally retarded and brown.
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>>62459517
No its not you.

It's either an LLM or a real person.

Last time I upset it/him I was mocking it/him for being a glowie intern assigned to the 4chan pits on a Columbia international relations degree.

It changed my posts and said "I'm a massive gay" instead when I was pointing out that the DXY was crashing.
Langley is full of sensitive folks as well, it seems.
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>>62459536
Holy hell man, take your meds. Unironically. This is gang stalking-tier schizo nonsense.
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Kill me
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did you buy the generational bottom
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>>62459459
The gooks randomly decided to pump for the first 4 hours of their market and then dump at the end for no reason. The computer needs to be taken away from them.
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>>62459542
are you plus or negative ydt?
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I flipped QCOM in premarket. I dunno man I don't know what to make out of this day.

Im pretty high but I was thinking about my brain went to this interview I saw. It was a clip from the dotcom crash and a young buck was calling the bottom after a massive leg down and this old money Jew said some shit like

>I let you guys have the first 10% and the last 10% and I take the rest.

thinking in timescales/prices like that is the objectively best way longerterm to make money... people have been fighting over a crabby/choppy top for months just to get rugged on leverage. you should have been conservative. you should have cash right now. is this the bottom or not? you can gamble on it but its easier just to wait until the retards liquidate and the market calms and then put your chips back in
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>>62459540
No, picrel was me in that thread, as you can see,

>>62459502
a post was made coming from my IP that was not me.

i happens all the time if you piss off the glowie LLM enough.
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XOM
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>>62459546
Bought 100ish unh at 288 over a year ago. My 401k is still up 7%
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Need a great big glorious taco, the best even
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>>62459555
we are obviously pumping today.
printer is on.
ink is ready.
paper is loaded.
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fuck my nigger chud life
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>>62459514

Ha ha ha, deluded fool has no idea what’s happening in the world
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White incels bought silver &a fuckn boat anchor&which yields 0% instead of goyslop *which they gorge on * stocks yielding 6-10%,,,,,,lmao dumb is as dumb does
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>>62459547
yeah you don't have to exactly pick tops and bottoms reasonablt trend following is a thing too
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>>62459486
a lower high. each is another opportunity to dump
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>futures recover

>Trump: Will Probably Hit Iran Again Tonight

kek
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>>62459512
If /pol/ is a top signal, BTC is the best investment
They HATE bitcoin over there
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Based CIA spooks, if I were a glowie I would also edit (your) posts to say "I'm a massive gay".
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>>62459516
The argument is a consumer economy needs to consume more than they produce so debt is a necessity. It's not wrong but it's kinda like saying "the patient is dying and the cure might kill him but we could just increase the morphine dosage so he can live comfortably for awhile longer." I think there is a happy medium to be had and my boys Bessent and Warsh will find it.
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Its over
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>>62459549
Babe?
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Xom employee here, should I change all my xom balance to equity?
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>>62459566
he's so obviously short he may as well post his positions like a dumb smigger
he'll taco once he closes those and reverses all those trades
someone should murder his grandkids
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kai trump deserves to get flayed and ass raped by a pack of pitbulls
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i boughted the dip we may now dump
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>>62459565
>war: infiprintpump
>peace: tech dumps like a rock

do you guy seriously have an inability to learn.

I mean really its like you're fucking sea cucumbers with a distributed CNS and ring of sensory neurons instead of a brain.

>WAR=PRINT
always has.
Washington printed.
Lincoln printed BIGLY.
Roosevelts printed.

Print = LINE UP
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>>62459575
you are so lucky to work for a publicly traded company and get access to discounted shares
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>>62459561
Stocks can go to 0. Gold and silver never dies. Shills think everyone bought it all at the top and never sold. Couldn't be any more wrong. We forced the price up just from buying physical at their suppressed prices until the Comex vault emptied.
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Something is off, Erdogan is 6'1, Trump 6'3, Rama 6'7, Rutte is 6'4
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>>62459575
YES!
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I think current state of KOSPI might be giving us warning.
Like investment banks like JPM GS MS are dumping sammy and hynix, which are basically AI chips.
Maybe AI datacenters have limits? electricity? public opinions?

I don't know, but market knows. Something flipped.
Anyone who knows whats going on?
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>>62459560
Enlighten me.
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>>62459589
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>Indian Microsoft CEO hires another Indian to be the XBOX CEO and she immediately fires thousands of mostly white valuable employees and asks for thousands more H1B Indian
>but this time the stock is 1.5% premarket instead of going up like it had been all week
I thought layoffs were the tech cheat code to pumping the stock? What changed?
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>>62459589
>>62459589
>We forced the price up
At least you silvaar retards now admit to being a bunch of jamboys
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Anyone else notice how the war restarted not even a day after US was eliminated from FIFA?
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>>62459543
Yes. Then it dumped more. I'm not even in semis. My only greens are MSFT and RDDT.
>>
My personal flavor of schizo is astrology and July is expected to be volatile. If you can't handle it, wait until late July to buy. There will be opportunities before then but trying to trade it could be a bad time. I'm going to hold through it because I never try to sell and buy back lower.
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>>62459600
Look at Russia: they were banned from the World Cup because they're at war. The US wanted a clean image as long as they were still in the running.
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TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD TACO ALREADY YOU BASTARD
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>>62459596
>I thought layoffs were the tech cheat code to pumping the stock? What changed?
every pajeet is -value to the company, so completely natural behavior
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The first company to ditch AI will go up
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>>62459596
Well yeah, why not, obviously the US employees failed, didn't they? The branch was going down, so they chose her to renew it. And that's what she does. Why keep the workers with which the business was failing
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>>62459502
Yeah that’s happened to me too.
Shane don went with GPT instead of Claude for government use.
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what if mutts also dump?
>>
SOXX price is right up against the resistance wall
there are tons of bearish news today but it's hard to tell whether the wall is going to be breached or not
barring any STUPID UNEXPECTED WARSH NONSENSE from fed minutes today, it's gonna crab downwards
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>>62459590
Shrinkflation
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>>62459616
Nobdoy knows. It might go down as you said, or maybe up as semis became cheaper.
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Bloumpf the scammer in chief is making me poor and it doesn't feel so good bros.
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Just dump it all the entire day. I don't care anymore.
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trump clearly isn even pretending to care about midterms. he just want to keep sucking Israel cock.
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>>62459596
Maybe your low iq racism destroyed your ability to make a profit
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this dysgenic little freak will get all his nigger grand dad's money when he croaks in 10 years
god I wanna boil them all in a vat of acid
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>>62459589
Sir/madam, you’re talking to a bot. There’s glowing bots that have been here for years attacking metals
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>>62459612

would you let Gretta suck you off?
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>>62459516
>white incels
>>62459561
>White incels
>>62459624
>defending poo's
We got a local pajeet
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RKLB up 3.4%
space is resistant to war
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Hold the line fellow memory chuds. It will be our time again. This summer is going to be painful.
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>>62459598
Kind of ironic that chadjeets drove up the price and the indian haters ended up losing $75 an ounce on silver when they panic bought in January
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>>62459616
NASDOG and S&P has room to fall
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>>62459600
even more hilarious is trump got fifa to cheat by un-reding their player and still lost. kwab. cant even get one win in this shitty term even with a stacked court in his favor.
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My theory is that Trump is jealous over all the headlines Ukraine is getting.

I bought oil this week but i doubt it's going to be over 75$ for long.
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is there a reason for murricans to buy?
cant believe eurofarts dumped on us
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>>62459627

I honestly didn't even know trump had so many mutt kids lmao. hilarious. very niggerish.
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>>62459481
It's not /pol/ but /pol/speak inside /smg/, I've been here for a long time and the moment you see retards like this >>62459502 >>62459536
and the threads are full of imbeciles who can't write a sentence without talking about troons and nigs... it's time to trim you winners and get some cash ready because a correction is close.
>>
So, I'm getting fucked on Copper, Korea, and Gold.
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>>62459595
I know what the loopholes were of that law. Collectors were exempt if they didn't too many copies of the same coin. The reason why you should never buy a tube of identical or plain bars. JP Morgan had most of his tubes of gold eagles confiscated. When it happened he shat out a gold ingot and that was confiscated too.
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>>62459631
Why
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>>62459596
>Jeets hiring other jeets

How the fuck did we allow this?
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>>62459635

its hard to take the dump for serious when SPCX is green +1.29%
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>>62459647
The women who married Trump's kids must be fake blondes.
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>>62459631
Not a fan of hypothetical situations but yes of course
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The chart says green today boys
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>>62459567
whoops
>>62459650
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>>62459662
did it work yesterday? it didnt
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>>62459627
The white incel loser seethes when he sees a happy white family
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>>62459662
Actually yesterday was red over all, buy puts
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>>62459662
It better not be. I'm dumping all my cash into SOXS on opening.
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>>62459635
Also down about 40% from early june
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>>62459666
Checked

Also yeah it did, green day crab futures and the day was red
>>62459671
See
>>62459668
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>>62459634
Share your losing stock tips jamboy
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>>62459661

a man of culture
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>>62459650
I know (to a high degree of certainty) that I am more intelligent that you, and that you will lose trimming/shorting into a print off.

I type at the speed of thought, this is not a peer reviewed journal, its a shitposting board.

Did I forget to say TRANNY?
>>
>>62459677
timmies in fucking shambles lmao
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>>62459642
>I bought oil this week

Learn how to lie better jewboy
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i want to burn me my money and everyones money and jews and everyone and the world
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Mars conjunct Uranus. Most volatile transit of the year. Don't get cocky with your trades frens.
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>>62459530
>I hope eric and don jr. go to jail too.
They should, but the west is too cucked for Sippenhaft
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>>62459681
Why not it was getting cheap, it's a long term investment. Got cvx and fru.
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>>62459671
you're gambling on SOXS at this price level?
>>62459616
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I am down 55% in 18 months. I chased gold and lost 20% in 1 day, realized. Then I held full port TQQQ from November to March and lost 20% more. Realized those losses and held cash during the april-may pump. Memory was supposed to be my comeback but now I'm down 15% more and dropping.
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>>62459687
The concept of long term investing or planning is completely lost on the Pajeet
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Everyone talks about the stocks that will make money but what about the one's that will dump into oblivion?
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IF NEBIUS DOESNT PUMP SOON ITS OVER
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>>62459592
>Anyone who knows whats going on?
sk employees with stock are all selling now that's it's valuable
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>>62459687
So you didn't buy oil
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>>62459688
Guarantee dump on open. Just sell if it pumps simple as
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>>62459655
>So autistic he questions the logic of an act which has no purpose but to make his penis feel good.

This guy is going to make it bigly and die a very rich virgin.
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>>62459693
I think the simple answer for that is Oracle considering 50% of their future revenue is from OpenAI which loses $3 for every $1 it brings in lol
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>>62459689
Google couch potato portfolio. It won't give you big profits but you won't be raped.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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LETS GOOOOOOOO
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>>62459598
Jam boy and chinkoid aligned in a mutual interest. Dumb players all around who got in too late in taking advantage in Comex. Don't care if some Indians and Chinese also made money doing it like everyone else who was smart. We hold the rest as assets. The best part is that they have to get Arabs to sell their PMs when they really need it by starting this war. Long term this means there will be less money for funding Sunni Islamic terrorism. Which is the type that benefits Israel since they never get attacked by most of these groups.
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t a c o ?
a
c
o
?
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>>62459706
Taco by July 26 at the latest
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NEEEEBIUS PUMP AAAAAAAAAAHHHHYH
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Di trumpy tweet yet?
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>>62459705
India is truly God's chosen people and Modi, who controls timmy Trump, will pump our stocks into the stratosphere
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>>62459702
AAAAAAHHHHHH
>>
LETS FUCKING GOOO PUUUUMP!!!!
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>SNEEDISK already bullish engulfing candle on the daily
ARE YOU OK BOBO
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ok shitposting aside what the fuck sneedisk
>>
I boughted at 2000 this alleviates nothing
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lmao thanks whoever was shilling NTR yesterday, I am fat ugly bastardpilled now
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Hmmmm... higher
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>>62459711
why?
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How can you lose money when the market is up.
I thought it fell massively because people posted pure agony.
WTF?
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>>62459702
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62459702
Based
Also wtf I'm green this can't be right
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>>62459702
GREEN DAY BY GOD
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>>62459698
>>62459671
i mean
you were warned
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>>62459721
>>62459718
closing the gap
the danger is not off yet
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>>62459711
Should be a big taco before the World Cup final desu, Trump will definitely be there to hand the trophy so wouldn’t want boos coming down
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>NOW - Trump: "There may be a big attack tonight [on Iran]. And it will knock-out a lot of stuff."
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>>62459736
Yeah sold immedietaly lol only lost like 70 bucks it happens.
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>klarna shitting the bed
on what news??????
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>>62459730
You're looking at a 1M total. These are people who gamble day to day.

+.76% in one month = they've literally made less with their pittance than the homeless person panhandling on the street. I am serious. .76% is worse than my money market account.
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>>62459726
Sun will be in Leo and Mercury stations direct. Both happen around July 23.
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erm I thought nobody was buying memory stocks anymore
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>>62459742
Instagram reel videos of African Americans talking about finessing klarna
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I bought 0dte spy calls :3
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>>62459742
My KMB is also taking a little dumpy right now. I don't understand why diapers are trading with Iran news.
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>>62459746
only the semites are buying
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>be me, autist
>go to liquor store at 9am to drink away my sadness for losing money in the market
>cashier says "You're good to go" after I make my purchase
>I usually expect them to say "Thank you", which I normally repeat back to them.
>This throws me off, so I spill my sketti and stammer "G-good one." before running out the front door.
Fuck my life.
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>>62459746
I am.
Time in the market not timing the market as they say. Every fortnight when I get paid I put a little something into my semiconductor ETF
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>>62459757
Everyone’s decided to shit themselves naturally, no diapers needed
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>>62459714
Sorry but I am not buying that. Once in a while you glorious bastards do something awesome lots of people want in on. Unfortunately the golden bull run is over. Very rare for PMs to go up with the stock market. Now they both must go down. There won't be much to invest in for a few years.
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COME ON NEBIUS I NEED 250
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>>62459462
Every slurp massively green right now
You smiggers doubted me!
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>>62459762
Which one?
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>>62459774
I'm an Ausfag so ASX: SEMI. I think the closest in the US market is BAKA
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Dude you’re getting a Dell
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>>62459779
>BAKA
lmao.VanEck Semiconductor ETF (BAKA) https://au.finance.yahoo.com/quote/BAKA/
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>>62459462
Kioxia.
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Micron OWES me a 25% upside
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>>62459780
Can Dell jack up their prices an-
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Hell yessssss
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>>62459585
this is an expeditionary war. they cannot justify a similar currency debasement as happened in those examples
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>war back on
>semis market goes giga green
thank you donal
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umm why am i up a godzilion dollars?
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I am updating my SPCX price target to 70 dollars
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>>62459794
Morning pump. Expect a noon dump.
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guys... imagine how bullish the 8 peace treaties are going to be!!!!

first it will be all like AHHHH KINETIC ACTIVITIES IN BUHNJAHBI PROVINCE SELL EVERYTHING

then it will be all like PEACE DEAL IMMINENT ON MY DESK RIGHT NOW

then they will be able to re-re-re-open the strait!!!
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Not happy since it’s all down so much
>intc red
Oh the intcel life, it’s a hard one
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KEVIN DO SOMETHING
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>>62459790
we are not here to justify shit we're here to be right (if you're gay you want to make money too, but the best among us just want a "I WAS FUCKING RIGHT" woody)
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Why do some people get really mad and feel the incessant need to ridicule technical analysis whenever it’s brought up..?
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SPY options prices are ridiculous right now
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>>62459809
I slurped like 10 minutes ago. Praying to Kevin rn
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>>62459806
Because it’s 90% bullshit that doesn’t predict anything
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They're still pricing samsung/hynix low as mu gets bid up at the moment.
Kind of interesting.
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GAW Gods, is it over?
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>>62459809
gotta pay to play shhhugah
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Imagine how green the market will be when:

1. The Russia-Ukraine War ends
2. The Iran war ends for real
3. The tariff bullshit and random threats to invade Canada/Greenland end
4. People start landing on the moon again.
5. China gets democracy
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kek sneedisk is more volatile than Soxl right now
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>>62459796
ah an archetype representing the pump and dump has finally clawed its way out of the memetic aether. too bad snib is better
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>>62459814
But it shows some resistance levels, where people might put stop losses, where people might have algorithms etc? I just don’t get why some people get so mad at it
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>>62459822
No one wins with snibs.
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>>62459806
Probably because the overwhelming evidence shows that's it's bullshit, just horoscopes for men
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Why does Bloomberg TV have so many brown and/or ugly women on it?
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Ok now it’s the great rotation back into semis and dell computer
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>>62459820

we get Greenland for real
we go to the moon for the first time
we just ignore gooks and chinks because whatever

yeah easy 50% pump from here for everything
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>>62459806
HELLOOOO IM A TECHNICAL ANALYSTS AND IM TRANS AND A NIGGER FUCK YOU IDIOT RETARD.
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>>62459829
Michael Bloomberg is Jewish
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>>62459822
There will be no crab.
There will be no snib.

I promise you we are ending at $753 SPY today.

I shouldn't even tell you this because the less people buy the more gets printed, but end of the day SMG doesn't move markets.

Spend 100$ on deep ootm SPY calls or SOXS puts and buy yourself a trip to florida on me.
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>>62459820
>china gets democracy
bullish, affordable housing will be gone in a blink of an eye
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>>62459829
CNBC has better looking women
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>>62459829
for me it's the Schwab Network and the lady with giant white tombstones for teeth
almost donkey-like
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>>62459820
Market has already priced in an end to the Iran War though which is why oil went to its prewar price
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SNIBS SNIBS GO AWAY

CRAB THE MARKET SOME OTHER DAY
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You're telling me you didn't just see that GIGA PUMP the likes of which I've never seen before.

You're gunna fight THAT. Is that it bobo?

Some of you hate money.
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>>62459516
>Loquat Onmyhead
I'm sure he's a genius
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>>62459838

>the less that gets printed

dude they can always just print more if they forget to print enough
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>>62459822
The kangaroo is Snib on crack.
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>>62459823
What part of 90% wrong are having trouble understanding? The only people who profit from TA bullshit are the shysters who sell it to retards in the form of paperbacks and subscriptions to classes and bulletins.
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>trump outright says that the ceasefire is over and we’re back to bombing iran
>oil somehow is still lower than it was during the ceasefire
Genuinely how the fuck do us goyim make any money in this fake and gay market?
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>trump conveniently waited til market open to say sand nigger bombing is back on the menu
>prevents giga pump all around

Fundamentally jewish
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What time is the tactical TACO being deployed to pump us to a new ATH? It's the same exact setup as last time
>restart bombing after market closes
>make threats of bridge & powerplant day coming the next evening
>last second "deal" due to breakthrough in negotiations or GCC countries "begging" orange migger to stop
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>>62459856
I genuinely think none of you must ever watch the tape.

When THAT pumper is in there on the day, it means green retard pump day.
It doesn't matter what the fundamentals are or what the news says.

When he/it is in the market, you buy, simple as.
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uhhh hello we dumping again
do something
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>>62459823
>I just don’t get why some people get so mad at it
because we were all new once and thought there was some merit to it and then learned otherwise. so now it's mocked viciously to save you the trouble
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>>62459865
>take 5000% of global oil production offline
>price of oil goes......le down???
IMPOSSIBRU
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>>62459865
think of what the cattle ass goyim are doing and do the opposite
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>>62459868
bro what the fuck is up with that ID
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Okay Bobo I concede. What're your bearish strats?

>>62459481
It's already priced in unironically
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where is our no black eye anime schizo?
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>>62459798
I too had a momentary lapse of judgement and became an intcel
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>>62459865
Oil has become completely detached from reality, possibly because no one believes that Trump will crash the global economy. It probably won't go up until we actually run out of it in a few weeks, but that is less likely to happen over Trump starting and stopping the war to keep trying to manage the SPR just enough to avoid a full out crash.
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>>62459878
Bottom signal on diapers, buy calls
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smarket
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>>62459875
>>62459862
Again, it has some merit doesnt it? Support, resistance etc. not saying it’s right all the time but it does have some bearing. What do you guys do? Quant stuff? Voo and chill?
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>>62459880
are we dead ass?
literally
are we ass that is dying?
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KEVIN DO SOMETHING DEPLOY THE V NOW NOW NOW
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>>62459890
TA works because enough people are looking at similar indicators. It’s real because we all choose to believe in it.
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>>62459865
Buy oil company stocks. Governments are punishing hoarders that is why. Seriously buy shares in production. They are allowing you to be rewarded by doing something that makes more oil.
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>>62459883
Think I’ll sell after earnings desu, in fact I will, can’t stand the intcel ride
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>>62459896
But none of us believe in it
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>>62459890
>it does have some bearing
then trade using it, get rich, and prove everyone else wrong
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>>62459904
reddit does
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>>62459890
>>62459896
You're right. You guys should continue to use it
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>>62459865
Paper oil dominates and physical oil doesn't matter anymore. And unless inventories run out this won't change.

My only question is will there a price to pay for this? Like sure I get it we're shorting it to record lows and that helps during war, but does that create a rebound effect later?
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>>62459910
It’s like telling a redditor from 15 years ago that god exists
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>The Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetter
BREAKING: A source close to Iran's Ghalibaf says the conflict may escalate and extend to "the energy infrastructure of the countries" in the Gulf in the coming hours.
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Sending in the V. Repeat sending in the V
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>Meta went all in and bought as many chips it could
>Laid off a chunk of its workforce and hoped Claude AI would offset any productivity loss
>No one has even heard of Meta's LLM, Muse Spark
>Meta bought too many chips and is now going to sell compute just like SpaceX to recoup some money
>Zuckerberg admitted in an employee memo that the expected productivity gains from Claude AI haven't materialised and that they're pausing lay offs
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>>62459907
>>62459910
All I’m saying is that it can be used here and there to get a good entry to a stock you want or whatever I’m not saying it’s all you need and that it works 100%. Again you guys are completely sperging out at the mere mention.

>>62459896
See this is what I mean by how it does work to some extent
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>>62459916
ILL SELL THIS TIME I SWEAR
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>>62459886
Trump would gladly crash the global economy for Israel, he wouldn’t have started this war to begin with otherwise. You have to keep in mind that Trump is a retard and his admin is filled with retards
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>>62459865

OPEC have unanimously voted to increase production for the last 5 consecutive months.

Its literally priced in... like in the real world... they priced in the closure with more barrels
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>Islamic republic of Japan
So what compels the burgers to elect absolute demented retards.
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NEBIUS TRAIN DEPARTING FOR 250 GET ON BOARD
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>>62459920
You get what you pay for too so replacing them with cheap Indians doesn't work. Anyone who has worked in software can tell you the dramatic difference programs are coded by whites vs jeets.

Hell even whites vs asians doesn't come close. Ever tried to use a Japanese website?
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whats with this mixed back of ups and downs?
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>>62459928
Saying you're going to increase production and doing it are two different things
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HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>62459935
Snip snap snip snap snip snap
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>>62459929
Boomers control our govnment and are either right wing and so elect neo con Israel worshiping evangelists or they are left wing so vote for gay niggers
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>>62459935
Snibs has taken control
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>>62459890
I want what every smart trader wants to get his grubby paws on: The rare kernel of insider info that gets posted to this shithole from time to time, news a day before it hits the papers, and a decent reading of general market sentiment. You acknowledge that you have been baited. You may remove the hook from your lip at any time without shame.
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My CVX calls are up 32% today
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Day 2 of 2x shorting spcx until Elon gives me my 700 buckerinos back
Yesterday's gains- +$8
Today's gains- +$38
Total gains- $46

I'm coming for that bitch ass Elon you better ready the snowball is a rolling
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>quick 2 minute pop that covers almost the entire trading range for today
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>>62459937

YOU CAN DO IT FAGGOT. GO GREEN. PUMP IT GOOOOO
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>>62459948
Dangerously based
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>>62459920
Usually you run a business with some knowledge of what your huge investment will do before acting on a hypothesis. I guess that’s how it ended up with the name “Meta” lmao
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>>62459865
You act like you don't know but you do.
Uncle even told you he was going to do it.

You know full well, and pretending not to.
You're protesting by burning money in your front yard.
That's expensive.
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NBIS MY BELOVED!
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Ayo, I be's losing moneys today. Waz up with dat?
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I'm winning!
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>>62459702
>DRAM crawling back up from the kospi rug pull
i thought this was going to be another -10% day but the market remembered memory good
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AAHHHHHH
ANOTHER DRONE SHIT THE CARNIVAL SUNSHINE SHIP

SELL ALL CRUISE STOCKS ITS FUCKING OVER ITS SO OOO OVER

THERE IS FUCKING NORAVIRUS EVERYWHERE SELL ALL THE CRUISE STOCKS AHHHHHHHHHHHh

bro I fucking love this sector... its way more fun to swing cruise stocks than chip shit
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Up 8.03 euros wagmi
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>>62459958
Were gonna make it nebiusbros!!
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>>62459915
Based Iran wanting to ACCELERATE, but them doing this will get all their oil blown up in return and is the strongest card Iran can play
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FUCK OFF SNIBS
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>>62459455
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing ass
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So when are those eurofaggots going to start building an actual navy if they actually want to relevant someday?
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>>62459972
>going on a cruise ship to the hormuz
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>>62459948
go get his trillionaire ass, king
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>>62459982
Europe has been deprecated since the revolutionary war
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Go UP
DARSH you RETARD
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>>62459984
>1614106835579
Why is Pepe in front of the NSA headquarters?
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How dram today niggas?
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>>62459984
>>62459948
are you dumb? it went into nasdog yesterday
everyone has to buy
short it when insiders are allowed to sell in a month or so
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OH SHIT NEBIUS
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the market has decided to be crabby garbage until the minutes are released, even though everyone already knows what the minutes will say
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>>62459978
Seriously, tired of getting caught in ranges
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And so the oil pump begins.
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We need bigger pamps to save my heavy bags.
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My Rolley :(
Might slurp though, unsure if it’ll go back down to 13 though
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>>62459985
that's bullshit anon. anyway, both europe and the US have to wake up someday or risk having China with more ships in the ocean than both combined
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>>62459996
up 7+% a day keeps the mumus at bay
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>>62459982
Never, they can't afford their current social welfare system and increase military spending, if they cut welfare the boomers will vote that party out, when the boomers die out Europe dies as a large portion of the young demographic(25%-50%) are foreigners and it's only getting worse
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>>62459994

STEADY RATES

GOLDEN AGE

FUND FOR THE CHILDREN
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Chevron bros were gonna make it
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>>62460004
I'm betting on the fact they wont be able to afford social security without importing slave labour and later rather than sonner we will be forced out of social welfare schemes
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>>62459983
The Faustian spirit of living dangerously
You wouldn't get it
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Wow this market sucks circd cock now. Disgusting
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>The Islamic Republic of Japan attacked our aircraft carrier. - Trump
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>before going back to 950 MU quickly dips to exactly my KO barrier
This fucking shit is so rigged.
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>slow bleed downwards
It's over
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>62460012
Sure but when the foreigners become an equal demographic to natives(Will happen when the boomers die off) and are given citizenship in the coming years then Europe is dead regardless, Spain already started this by giving at least 1.2 million(Was projected to be 500,000) illegals residency and a path to citizenship, European nations will descend into third world shitholes as a result, it's already happening at a local level it will happen at a governmental level as they gain more political power through their demographics
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>>62460021
>This fucking shit is so rigged
Yes
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>>62460028
Yeah ur quite far behind this has already happened in huge areas all across Europe from Sweden to Italy and inbetween
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If I dont look at my female broker the losses aren't real, right?
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Do these big institutional traders really execute all their trades in the first 30 minutes and then jerk off for the rest of the day? Man, I wish I worked on Wall Street.
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>>62460037
>>62460037
>>62460037
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>>62460036
I do the same thing from home but I don’t make any money
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>>62459991
Nasdog inclusion is the only reason it's not mid-140s right now I'm afraid
There's no life raft coming
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>>62460032
Foreigners don't have a lot of parliamentarians currently, that will change over the next 20 years and that's when Europe really goes down the shitter as it starts to mirror the third world shit holes of the foreigners as they enact the same laws and customs from their homelands
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>>62460028
To be quite frank ive accepted that, all i want to know how to make money out of it, like retail and banking. after all europeans are obsessed with consumption and every new incomer is so always so pure and virginal when its debt free
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>>62459900
my XLE is doin' a lil sum today, but I really wish it would stop crabbing so much and just break out already. it was this same price back in feb
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>>62459991
>are you dumb? it went into nasdog yesterday
you realize the rest of the market knows this, right? so holders with large positions may be waiting to sell when there is additional buying. if enough wait to sell for that event then the selling pressure will overwhelm the buying and it'll go down. it's basically 50/50. are you dumb?
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>>62460082
>you realize the rest of the market knows this, right?
I didnt know this
thanks for telling
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>>62460019
Big if true
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kmb and pepsi bros, whats the plan?
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also can we please dump farther I just bought puts..
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>>62460036
Yes. They do most of their research in the afternoon and early morning. Don't take that long to buy stocks most of the time. I am retail and even I usually do that so I can get on with my day. But it is mostly institutions at 3PM power hour. Retail is mostly at 12-3 PM. Surprisingly that can be a the best time of day to buy in a bear market.
>>
>>62460072
Do they have oil rigs in the Middle East? Fine for a future long term rebound but not if you are looking for short term investments.



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