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Nonces
>>62460037Absolutely no reason women shouldn't be fat
WHERE IS THE V
>>62460036Generally speaking unless there's big news the biggest moves typically happen at the beginning and the end of the trading day
>All the retards panicking last night>nothing happenedlollmao
> nows
Wellness check on short oil baggies
>>62460044It's disgusting
>>62460037Tattoos inflame the body and add bloat weight
>>62460040Exactly, as a Wall Street big wig you could continue to not make any money and still get paid to whack off. I'm jealous.
You’ll justify that it’s just a pullback until it’s too late
>>62460054No they don't. I have a bunch. She gained weight at 21 because she's out at the bar being an alcoholic
>>62460048As predicted. It was already exhausted dumping off KOSPI, plus nobody cares about Iran anymore because Drumpf has cried wolf one too many times and will reverse his decision by end of day.
>>62460049>has no worries about losing money anymorewe would be as peacefull as him broswe just need to jump
make it stop
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62460059why we giga red then
>>62460062THE BOTTOM IS IN DEPLOY DEPLOY DEPLOY
>>62460049I'm not an expert but I feel like opening your chute that close to impact doesn't really help a whole lot>>62460059He's already putting out TACO statements like>the ceasefire is over, waste of time, we might hit them again, we're still talking though
>>62460060>we just need to jumpIf I lose another 1000 bucks I'm considering it.
>I'm losing this much moneyHow do I make 1.2 billion off of crypto like the president?
>>62460069You need a cult of personality but you'd have to get a personality first
>>62460069Step 1: Be the presidentStep 2: Profit (off insider trading)
>>62460062HATE THIS
>>62460051>75It's happening
>>62460064because it already dumped from samsung earnings
>>62460069Have millions of dollars
>>62460083Can I borrow three fifty?
>Breaking News: FBI and US Department of Labor announce "Operation Firewall" >they as well as other state authorities like Texas are investigating "ghost officers" where IT companies operate shell businesses to sponsor visa's for Indians with non existent jobs>also investigating hundreds of reports of under payed "slave labor" H1B
I just ask Claude to solve my problems at work while I watch stocks like a drug addict
>>62460090Holy based jeets OUT
>>62460076every time this video is posted we have a nigger day.we are closing at new lows its over.
It's just two men sharing the nightIt may seem wrong but it's just right
GOD DAMN IT ORANGE NIGGER ANNOUNCE A PEACE DEAL
Japan is building nukes confirmed. They'll soon be leveled down.
>>62460090>FBI jeet investigating other jeetsPress X to doubt
>>62460094>>62460090Apparently there are thousands of whistleblowers that are all the laid off software developers lmao. And they are going to send out subpoenas
>>62460101A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>>62460102>We investigated them and found that they did commit fraud, but we've decided not to prosecute.
>>62460037
>>62460101he is just thinking about fucking Sanae Takaichi
>>62460090Based. Operation Flush Loo is way overdue
Remember Trump said the US was going to bomb Iran, after market close today
>>62460100When will the retarded mumu understand the orangigger doesn't control anything.You can put blinkers all you want and believe you'll run out of this with le "nothing ever happens" meme, but SPR is running down, and there's no escaping it.Tick tock tick tock.
>>62460101gaika wa takaku todorokedoima wa kaeranu masuraoyochihiro no umi ni shizumitsutsunaomo mikuni no mamorinami
>>62460101japan?
>>62460113Could be worse. He would look alright if he lost a couple of pounds.
>>62460120what language is that
>>62460108WHY YOU DID THIS
>>62460119I wouldn’t put it past him to nuke Iran at that point if the only other option is capitulating to the tolls
>>62460119alright I'm bullish as fuck now
Where is the bottom of this dirty dog market?
>>62460037as a high test male, I enjoy it when women pack on some pounds
TRLV
Long OIL, Short Tech.This IS financial advice.
>BABA and Xiaomeme and other chinkshit doing +10%Why.jpg
>>62460131All the way back to 2022 levels when all the AI gains are wiped out
>>62460108God imagine being fired because the FBI is incompetent and suing them for several yearly wages. I would cream
just came across 50k cash. where to invest??
>>62460131no bottom yet sandniggeru need to pump more oil so we can have cheaper gas in murica
>>62460133
Oh and JUST like that it's the last time GRRR will be below 17 for the fifth time
>At least you got out of Texas!Lel
>>62460142soxl
>>62460131premarket today was the bottom of you believe in my lines this will be the start of the next leg upwe live in a simulation. the war is on schedule. the money printing resumes. whatever the cope
tits vs ass debate is retardedit's all about thigs>>62460142XOM
>>62460090>>62460127>>62460094>>62460140It's way, way, WAY more than several years wages. The DOJ is now offering insiders 30% of the fine given to companies as a reward if they whistle blow. Via the Corporate Whistleblower Awards Pilot Program. So you have all these software engineers watching their friends and colleagues getting laid off and realizing "hold on, the US government would fine this company millions and then pay me a third of that? And I'd be protected and essentially be able to retire on those funds and be able to say fuck you to this fucking pajeet scam company now?" and then they got thousands upon thousands of reports and evidence lmao
I can't even bear to look at it anymore
>>62460155I’ve seen tons of you faggots post lines that never come true. Fuck you
>everything red>except NEBIUS Which is up over 4,5%i told you guys to buy nebius
I’m convinced that Iran could just blow up all the Saudi pipelines and close the other pool and oil would still not rise above 100 at most. The line will continue to go up and to the right until reality finally catches up, whenever that will be
The chart was right again btw
>>62460161just buy MSFT and TM and go play golf. its okay man you don't have to be so gay about it cheap days are supposed to be happy man
>>62460166You said it was gonna be green nigger
KMB and pepsi bros how are we feeling?
what does it feel like to be green ?i forgot since i wasn’t green since October >>62460166WE ARE FUCKING RED YOU DOG AAAAAAAAAAA how was it true
>>62460168No I said red day yesterday red futures, buy puts
Can anyone give me a tl;dr on macro politics. What is going on with iran
please dont tell me we are going lower today
>>62460178Iran's shooting at ships and we're bombing them
>>62460160bear, you say?
NO!!Why did you bum around at what should have been the daily bottom until I sold my puts!?!
>>62460178the memorandum to agree to a moratorium on tolls and replace the tolls with transit fees to be discussed at the meeting pending approval of location agreement was cancelled bossits so fucking over
have a feeling we either hit -2% or go +1%
>>62460181can you stop?
I knew something was deeply wrong when the mumu's started mumuposting over like +3% SOXL
Cmon Trump I need another imminent peace deal
Great time to buy and hold ELF!
Should be an epic fight in the coming weeks with Scotty Bussy and his fuckbuddy at the Japanese treasury to desperately contain the oil short squeeze they themselves engineered like the gigantic retards they are.They will probably be able to do it for a little while, expect -5% days, helped by the orangigger prompting another reality from his shitty tweetsBut there's no containing it.
Fuck me it's another day of getting my ass fucked
Please god deploy the V
>>62460180Gotta retest premarket lows. Sorry that's the rules.
>>62460191Fuck you nigger you scammed me, you think I would fucking forget?
>Mo, Anon-kun ...
>>62460186Lemme see what the Kornheiser magic 8-ball says
>>62460198i got scammed by america as well and by dirty dog jews
ORCLsisters...
I thought investing meant I was going to make money
>>62460204>Levis and ASS
>>62460185You gotta think like a jew. Would they slurp hard today or let it burn for tomorrow slurp
>>62460178Yesterday Iran hit 5 tankers with missiles and drones, US cancelled the waiver on Iranian oil sanctions and bombed Iran, Trump said at the NATO summit that the ceasefire is over, Iran also reportedly said the ceasefire is over, Trump said the US will bomb Iran again today(after market close) and Iran has reportedly threatened to bomb energy infrastructure in the region
>>62460095>>62460187where does one find black girls like this, the ones I see are ghetto, can’t speak proper English and are usually ugly
>>62460208we like to have a lil fun around here
>>62460101Imperial Japan was Islamic coded on Allah.
>>62460164Sneedisk is also clinging on
>>62460210I want to get off Mr. Drumpf's Wild Ride
is it going down furher?i am too scared to looknasdog performance today?
>SPCX below $150Will never be this high again
How do you guys handle the gayness of it all?
>>62460205>buying a dying companyThey laid off half of their staff. What the hell were you thinking?
>>62460198I was screaming at people to buy last month, and look how that turned out. We are going to $90 minimum. Keep the faith.
>Direxion Daily Semiconductor Bull 3X Shares (SOXL)honest thoughts?
>>62460220Anon...
>>62460220What's this pattern called?
>>62460037PENG is up. I was too scared to buy into it just before earnings and after earnings during the market close it went up only 5%. Today it’s up 18%.
remember your meditations
>>62460216Trump also said at the NATO summit that the US may blockade Iran again, although the reimposing of sanctions already largely accomplishes the goal, especially given Iran has been struggling to find buyers for its oil already at sea as China still hasn't increased its oil imports, he also threatened to take Kharg Island again
Not enough gonna look for the rest of the day, I'm fucked unless there's a miracle. See you all on Monday when my check hits
>>62460220>nasdogRacing against the ass & piss to see who can dump faster. Currently nasdog is winning at 1.17%
investing tips for a young man please? I need to make it!
will Iran let Trump taco out of this one
>Market plunging on rumors of what Trump will say about Iran when he speaks>No news yetRothschild senses tingling.
>>62460238>Currently, Nasd-ACK is winning
>>62460230I thought about buying a tiny bit because I thought the name and logo were funny. It worked for EGG, ODD, and GRR.
>>62460241How Olds that guy? Can't be older than 17?
>>62460241Nice try. You have to be over 18 to enter the casino.
imagine bagholding gold minerswould never happen to me h-haha right
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So this is how it ends eh'? Interesting.You would think they wouldn't spend trillions and do everything that was done just to dump it because Iran said so, which is what they've wanted all along.Well, so be it.
NIGGERS
>>62460248It looks like he is a 19 years old LARPing as if he's a 15 years old
make your predictions anon we either go lower after euro close or we going back up
Total BAKA death
>>62460243The US bombed Iran yesterday and he said they will do the same again today, it's not a rumour that the US is going to bomb Iran today it's a guarantee, the fear and uncertainty is about Iran's response and further escalations that damage the energy infrastructure in the region
>>62460241Nebius
>>62460037Full figured and chubby women are the true patrician's choice.
>>62460256Huh what you mean
>>62460255>DONGKEK
>>62460262TACOs dont just have to happen on Tuesday you know
>>62460241buy low sell high
>>62460164>i told you guys to buy nebiusafter a 25% dump lel
what does it feel like to wake up to a portfolio that isn't fucking constantly crashing?
I sure hope you "slurped the dip", am I right fellow mubros?
>>62460255or is it? Ain't it always the same scenario? institutions invest, masses notice, the stock gets pumped, institutions take profits, masses notice, panic is being spreads by talking heads, stocks collapse, institutions go back in at a heavy discount. Rinse and repeatI call it goyim milking
The metals are setting new bottoms. Chinese buying gold again in the same way that preceded the 2023 run up to 2025. Their gold finance hub is essentially ready in Hong Kong and the vaults. So they will be moving the CNY from just a trade currency to trade and finance one. They may even start forcing some settlement of trade balances in gold warrants at these vaults. Not a full backing but a flexible partial backing of international Yuan payment in gold. Interesting times ahead. > The pace is what stands out. In May 2026, the PBoC bought 9.95 tonnes, the most in a single month since December 2024. That figure came from China’s State Administration of Foreign Exchange, which published the data on June 7, 2026. Then in June, the monthly total jumped to 14.93 tonnes. That is a 50% increase in a single month. Notably, it happened as gold was trading near the lows of a historic quarterly decline.Keep an eye on gold as the printers come as the twin wars worsen. I expect the run up to begin after the debt markets are beginning to weaken. Should be some nice -/+ 15% dips to swing in and out of in miners until late summer. Then the rise will begin. I expect we will be knee deep in escalation by then everywhere. Plus new round of trade spats US Vs CN. Which will threaten the AI trade as critical minerals become the target. Great entry point. For those who know how to trade it.
Isnt it interesting that oil started creeping up the week before the attack?That seems like a big coincidence.
>>62460268Iran targeted US Navy ships in response to the US' attack on Iran, the US will respond I can guarantee you that
>>62460262>he said they will do the same again todayThat was before the NATO meeting. He's also said he may deliberate about it.
Pointless day. I'm going back to bed for a snoozer.
>>62460279See >>62460278He said this at the NATO summit because Iran had targeted US Navy ships in the Gulf of Oman, now the US is responding to that attack
We are so back
>Tech down>Mag 7 down>Semis down>Oil down>Precious metals downWhere's all the money rotating to exactly?
>>62460284Jews pockets
no clear direction dips and rebounds everywhere juggalo market
>>62460273If the point is to support the war effort and keep morale up, and you're raping people on top of the dump that was already taking place when you abandoned the MoU, I don't think that really engenders much war support, even if we break even later in the day.After all the pumping Uncle has done, I'm surprised to see him give up like this is all, on the one day her really should pump.
>>62460257Still a very young looking guy!
>>62460271I was green for like 30 days in a row until today and I'm fucking furious boss. only cucks let their shit be red. you might as well let them fuck your wife if you buy shares and then the shares are worth less than you paid... what kind of stupid shit is that?
>>62460284Nebius, its up 4,5%
>>62460232I think you mean, my medications.
>>62460284>>Oil down??
>>62460284SPACEDATACENTERS
>>62460277Most people knew that this MoU wouldn’t hold and US would chimp out over Iran not budging on control of the strait, this shit will continue until the SPR is empty and that’s when all the baggies win.
>>62460299Zoom out
>>62460246You’re retarded
>>62460271thats why you daytrade - no more overnight surprises
>still trying to buymumu would rather drown in debt than let the bubble pop
>>62460283>that entire list of wants and needsthey don't even need shackles
>>62460284>oil>downanon...
>>62460305they try to fight weekend wars in afterhours when markets are closed. its fucking hilarious
thats not good boys!
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Losses Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>>62460305Would that hat fit in the Big Beautiful Baalroom
Anything happening today that might pump or dump the market more?
>>62460322>322Sorry Jeb Bush
GO UP GO UP GO UP I HAVE NO CHARM, NO GOOD LOOKS, NO PERSONALITY. I NEED MONEY TO DATE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND YOURE TAKING THAT AWAY FROM ME AHHHH PUMP THE FUCKING MARKETS SO I CAN GET SOME FUCKING PUSSY AHHHHH
Rotating to the exits.
>DRAM is down more than SOXLI want off worst korea's ride
>scroll through outer /biz/>see a /gme/ post about buying moreWhat is wrong with that place
FLUSH THE LOO!!!!
Yall are buying the generational low of cboe right?you do realize gambling will only get more popular
>>62460321
>>62460327>fear/panicmaybe 1 more leg down
This is where I will be living soon thanks to the FUCKING KOREANS who wants to join me, we can start a HATE CLUB
>>62460323Trump bombing Iran and Iran's response tonight
this is the worst stock market of my lifeand i lived through the housing crisis and the dot com bubble
>>62460342and by tonight we mean in like 15 minutes or so. Sundown in Tehran is coming up shortly.
>>62460344Jesus, we got a fucking dinosaur over here. What was it like growing up without cars?
>>62460348I'm not that old, but I remember my mom freaking out when gas went over $1/gallon
>>62460344Bro you must be thousands of percent up if you just held indices. Im sure you're well of.
Selling SPCX call spreads is free money boss
>>62460348he probably played baseball and his parents didn't worry about Jews rugging their savings on space scams
>>62460327I will never get pussy, the universe hates me. I’m not meant to make it
>>62460349I'm old enough to remember .99 gas
wow if I just did the swing trade as I planned I would be 1k in profits but nooooooooooo I had to get greedyAhwell once the stock pops I will still make a lot more, just the fact that I didnt get the optimal $$$Perfectionism is a bitch
Im okay with busting out on this.If he thinks today of all days is a good day to scalp shares and not tweet or do anything to provide relief, then its joever for him anyways.
KOREANS R BASED THEY HATE THE JAPS AND AREN'T AFRAID OF ANYTH
>>62460357When I was a kid gas was around a dollar. When I started driving it was $4. This timeline stinks
>>62460352can you give a retard a breakdown on your strategy?
>>62460346After the NYSE closes
Summary of the Business News:'Retard is loose again (to somewhat comical effect)'
>>62460364Selling out of the money SPCX calls to retards but capping my risk by using a spread instead of selling naked calls.
Spy can still hit 745 right bros
>>62460344
>$76
>>62460370>buy puts>sperg out and act like a total faggot>market dumpsGod bless America
>>62460370My oil is poomping, it could've poomped more if I wasn't a retard but it's poomping reg(t)ardless.
>>62460356not everyone is meant to make it, some of us are here to get hope and for it to be utterly crushed. I’m a fool for thinking that I could be happy, I’m a fool for thinking there is justice in this world. I’m a fool for trying
if you aren't slurping now... you literally hate free money
>>62460362But your wage also went up 400%, right?
AHHHHHHHH WTF I WAS PROMISED A GIGA PUMP ON NEbius
I love how sneedisk is literally incapable of going up nowEOW PT: $1,369.69
OH NO NO NO NO
>>62460380>slurping into a dump
Dirty jihadi Japs will pay for this.
>>62460037What a stonk chad I know told me :When a bull market continues to the 3rd year, market needs to 'rest'(crab or go down a bit) but it didn't happen.In midterm year correction happens between june to september, then bull market restarts in october.So this years correction needs to be big, as deep as enough to erase entire ytd profit.After midterms, giga bull market rolls in as deadlock happens."Wait till september. If NASDOG falls 15~20%, buy(if you want to fish the bottom). Do not buy tech before market falls more than 10%. It might even fall like 20%, but thats statistically lower probability thing. Bull market restarts in 4Q statistically. Then, Euphoria. If euphoria happens, sell after you get 30~60% gains."His insights are from Ken Fisher.
>>62460379there’s no hope in this world. There’s only pain. It’s all fleeting and it all hurts. Heh, my happiness depends on a line but it’s all I have and even it is taken from me.
>>62460374Erm where is the truth that Trump called John Iran and that negotiations are back on and the MoU is active again until the markets close on Friday?
>funds gigadumping america, the country that gave them all the money to 14x leverage and pump to the moon on the one day they should maybe be remotely patriotic/team playersyou love to see it!
>>62460388SUSHINIGGERS
>>62460387SPX will recover to about .5% down EOD. this is the time to slurp.
>>62460388>We will show them the honor of jihad
>>62460264Correct
>>62460385Unironically and irregardless of any sentiment of the current market, he got lucky 20 years ago, went into a movie and now you all are thinking he's a great investor. Jeez guys. What's next? Jerking off to billionaires?
>>62460044Based architect
>>62460395VEA is down more than twice as bad as VOO is you dumb thurdie. You will never be a 1st world country.
>>62460393You could have changed your exposure.
>>62460386I guess these "analysts" need to unload their bags on someone.
>>62460370I'm so tired of this retarded orange nigger
Do I slurp dram
>>62460392And of course, this might turn out wrong. Nobody can be sure. He is actual chad with giga money but he can still be wrong. Don't believe this 100%.
>>62460404you now realize there are people who would earnestly vote for late night hosts like Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon.
>>62460277People here were all like; "*psst* buy oil stocks, its a pre-war discount." I think some people working at the Pentagon were posting on /biz/ instead of hanging out a gay bars.
>>62460404There's no evidence Putin is gay.
why did we ^ instead of /?
>>62460066hitting the concrete at that speed is like hitting water
>>62460049is he okay?
>>62460419Warsh is watching the money machine and every time he sees retail buy chipshit with margin he pushes the LINE GO DOWN button until he sees your robinhood balance hit zero
>>62460425Based
I am 50% cash as I am retarded. I think the market will fall, I believe bobos will win for few weeks. Yet I still have 50% index and value and dividends i bought after selling semis. Maybe i shouls sell these too, afterall. Maybe I can start by selling BRK-B
WHAT DID POWELL x WARSH DO NOW?
>>62460357I am old enough to remember the price of gas for each octane number being the same amount or lower in cents.
We're back
>>62460427This market defies logic. You are smart to have 50% cash
>already recovering>all the losers here didn't slurpKWAB
Mumus, how we feeling
>>62460427Yes because imagine if you invested in 2025 or even the start of 2026 you would be up massively, the downs are never as much as the highs
>>62460419>why did we ^ instead of /?GIVE IT TIME, BABY!!
>>62460435ready to get the FUCK out at the top of this relief pumpQQQ is going to 682 this week
>>62460129gold status on nuking iran ?
>>62460435my MSFT is -2% but I think they will fix the jeet problem soon and then we can go up again
>weakest V of all timeI'm honestly kind of tired of it desu.I lost so much money on the 4th too.No one believes in this place anymore.I mean who the fuck sells into this to save 0.52% when you're a billionaire >oh yeah lets dump it on the 4th and after we get attacked.what a bunch of cynical faggots
The N is being deployed
>>62460232Everything’s Zen. You can’t touch my composure bobo
>>62460427I am 95% cash, the 5% is just from dollar cost averaging into VT. >>62460436I know I missed two huge opportunities. Part of it is I just can't decide how to allocate and cash is still yielding. I entered a few positions, ready for the long term, but then got out quickly in small profit.I tell myself I'll be le ebic trader also, but I'm only using a tiny portion of funds to test that out because I'm not going to risk the whole bag on dumb shit.Then I get sucked into bullshit at work and don't even trade or come here for weeks.
>>62460448thanks for the heads up
>>62460434recovering? we're crabbing all the way until 1pm ET, and possibly beyond that too
>>62460448>i
>>62460448nasdaq is going to end flat and liquidate all of retail in the process. amazing
>>62460449buddhism is about letting go of your worldly desires, aislop foid poster
>>62460449>Everything’s Zen.I don't think so
>>62460452I can't find the amongus in this comic..
>>62460362When I started driving my minimum wagie job paid $4 an hour
>>62460452to 0.5% down just like i said retard
>>62460443they're bringing in more jeets after clearing out the whites and gooks
>>62460433>This market defies logicdisagree, if it defied logic, i would be down YTD
>>62460458That's not stonetoss tho
>He shorted oil during the worst supply shortage in history
>>62460448the hard N?
>>62460398>mfw these two didn't end up killing each other and instead the father gracefully stepped down and let the son take overNever thought a Red Alert story would subvert my expectations.
I slurped silverthanks for your attention
maga communism will be based
>>62460469I bought chips for 2.50 FOR AMERICAS BIRTHDAYprice that shit into the CPI faggots. inflation was -50% last month for food
>>62460448I is being deployed
this is a suckers rally I gave up already
>>62460469i'm a britbong, does walmart do in-house products like cereals and bread?
Apparently you can get prescriptions from Amazog now. Not just fill them, but like actually get prescriptions. It’s done through AI but has a doctor verify it or something. Should I start experimenting with peptides financially speaking?
>>62460474If this sells off and today is used as an opportunity to just rape retail for having a little faith in the nation I am immigrating.I do not bullshit you.I don't even have that much in, but if that's what its come to, I shit you not I will leave.
>>62460463damn
>>62460475Yes, almost every type of food has a Walmart branded copy
>>62460482what do you think of the european atlantic islands anon? you can probably go to Cape Verde and the people there are more polite and whiter than mainland europe
>>62460475yeah the brand is called “great value”
I have an uncanny knack for both calling the exact candle momentum reverses and then doing the opposite. Multiple times a day, the exact top and bottom.
>>62460475Basically everything in WalMart is Walmart brand in some way. The Levi's you get there are slightly different than the ones from the Levi's store, the TVs have Walmart specific SKUs, and yeah, they do have their own specific slop store brand but really everything there is garbage including the people that go there.
Nebius going back to 250+ soon
>>62460489there are plenty of places I can go.I got about 5 months left on the current job I'm working and then I can do whatever the fuck I want.the 4th was the biggest load of shit I've seen. regular ass people have been raped in the purchasing power and it was done using their capital as leverage.if we're gunna cynically gigadump on a day where our literal enemy we're at war with who's stated strategy is to crash our markets, then that's it, i'm out.i dont like don at all but you dont rape the market or sell as someone who can afford to be down 3-5% on a day like today unless you're just a slime.
Well, this has certainly been...a day. One of those days, you might say.
>>62460493Shit I didn't know this. Is Costco the same? I buy a lot of clothes there
SPR updateit’s getting rekt lol
>>62460499I might, yes.
>>62460502Kirkland is Costco's store brand
>another successful manufactured dip>insiders perfectly timed the bottom and are currently watching the gains accumulate
>down 20% from ath in just a couple of daysI'm going out for a walk to ponder why I ever assumed I could make money this way.
>>62460502I'm one of your coworkers. We notice.
>>62460508Just do TA and you can time the bottom too, look at nebius
>>62460498sure, but where do you intend to go? for me it would be colombia, maybe find something to do after not needing to work by teaching english portuguese and german to colombian chicas and esses
>>62460507Sorry should have been more specific. Are the Levi's or whatever in Costco different from the in store ones?
>>62460493>nignogs eating raw doughNot unexpected I guess
Well I just sold the pico bottom. Cheers lads. I'm out for good. Fuck this orange retard. Down 6 fuckin k in 2 days.
AI bears still don't understand the government needs it to spy on us. They'll pump trillions into semi/memory companies if need be.
Spy can still make it back to 745 bros....
>>62460520I'm down 100k since June 22nd if it makes you feel any better
>>62460493i don't buy those discount store brands they're always salvage quality because they swing their market cap around to exert unfair bargains from vendors so vendors in turn cut corners as much as possible to prevent selling at a loss they're always wastes of money AND harmful for the economy the only discount places i like are companies like Ross who buy rejected/returned brand name stuff and sell them on the cheap, now that's a good buy
I dont have a bad track record .... usually when I sell the bottom it falls out bigly again in the next days. But whatever. I'll be back if someone gets him
>He doesnt just buy Amazon basics for his wagie clothes
I finally just took the loss on aiNow I'm full ported into energy drinks and uranium and everything not stupid ai bullshit.I'll be back after the bubble bursts to make some real money.
>>62460372>>62460524stop beggin bro its not a good look
>>62460526Goddamn dude. You'll make it back, whether quikcly or slowly. But I've just completely lost my apetite for this bullshit. If I see the word hormuz one more time I'm flipping tables.
>>62460516NTA but I have noticed costco versions of clothing seems lower quality than buying direct. Clothes never last as long, but I haven't checked the materials list.
Almost bought 5 grand of PENG yesterday, but decided to buy just half, still saved face on this horrific market, fucking hell.
>>62460533Kek CELH? One of my favorites. But correlations will go to 1 if shit megadumps from here. Cant invest on fundamentals in this circus
>>62460538Interesting. So far I've been having very nice results. But I'll keep an eye out.
>>62460541But you can. All my boomer stocks are up today.
Imagine investing in Venezuelan markets, lol, lmao
>>62460520>Down 6 fuckin k in 2 days.Same. It's a lot of money for me. I'm going to go do something else for a while.>>62460526What's your net worth? At least you had 100k to lose.
>>62460533Uranium and nuclear power has been trading as an ai derivative due to electricity use.
>>62460404Blows my mind you low IQ bant poverty Putin parots are still around and haven't killed yourself by now.
>>62460515probably somewhere in asia that's on its way up. the philipines or thailand or something, where you can run a small business and grow it with the economy.that or uruguay since it seems to be the lowkey better version of argentina give the demographic/economic data, and a bit more politically/economically stable.idk man i dont want to but if the leading class of a nation are going to cynically fag out on its 250th birthday and during an inflection point in a war when its on the ropes its fucking joever and its best to just move on and start fresh.
>YOU TORE UP THE MARKET?I’m about to tear up the fucking dance floor dude
pump pump pata pump
>>62460427I both expected and desperately wanted a midtetm dip, but nothing ever happens.
>>62460547Yeah Im hurt bad cause I dont have income to replace losses with. Oh well. At least I made 3k since november 2025. Fucking kek. 1.2% gains for 8 months of stress. Literally worse than a savings account.
>>62460558random pump but lets go
>>62460049>base jumpingI thought his chute was a blood splatter for a minute
>>62460404And yet Putin can’t subjugate them? Sounds like Russians are weak faggots like yourself
>>62460448>>62460465I>>62460472Kek
>>62460547About 500k across all accounts. I tripled my Roth this year but I've lost about half the gains in the last few weeks.
>>62460550Yeah, I definitely believe we're getting data centers. I just don't think they'll be profitable for literal decades. Meanwhile, they'll need cheap ass energy to cut costs.Thats where nuclear comes in. I think its genuinely the next bubble.
NIGGER WEDNESDAY
Bobros I’m getting short squeezed
>>62460561I flat or slightly down on 50k over 6 yearsI lost a bit on options despite understanding them, but at least I didnt blow my asshole like some anons have
>>62460569I also think we're going to push nuclear once the green energy fad finally ends in europe. Germany will ironically be first to do so.
I think that's the top for the rest of the day, SPY bros.
>>62460554I think slavs just have weird boundaries, IDK.
>>62460576There's a huge difference between blowing raspberries on a belly and asking a vagina how it's feeling.
>>62460576isn't ukraine like the cp capital of the world?
i told you dumb retardsthanks for playing
>>62460534Yeah and what if I don't? Whatcha gonna do timmy?
>>62460574China's big into anti nuclear for the west. Every lefty I know hates it for the dumbest reasons. Its the answer but it will be a hard sell.
>>62460575Nope, the dream never dies
>>62460555kino scene. great actor
>>62460573I guess our lesson is to just full port S&P or allworld ETF. But it's too late for that and it has been 50 minutes of straight pumping since i sold. Once a loser, always a loser (I mean myself here)
pata pata pata pump
>>62460475Now THATS a faggot
SPY CHADS WERE GONNA MAKE IT ALL BACK
>>62460577>My pedophile is less of a pedophileHow much pol do I have to consume until I am this retarded? Why are you here, there is no way you have any money.>>62460580Im sure its something slavic, subhuman people.
Dram is green again....
>>62460602Samsung PE of 22 looks so attractive. My plan was to put 200k into halo and veev today after selling mda but its siren song is calling me.Biotech picks and shovels AI or samsung???
>>62460499It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake upEverything is fucked, everybody sucks
my S.M.H position is up +1.54% today only -11.78% losses left to erase
>>62460584Eveey lefty hates AI too
>>62460614As anyone reasonable person with a soul should.
WHY IS IT GOING DOWN!!!!! OCCUPING KARHG ISLAND AFTER COMPLETE GENOCIDE OF THE MULLAHS IS BULLISH BOSS!!!!
>article about getting hired>"all jobs require 5 years of experience!">boomer commentator's advice: son they're just testing ya, go in and shake their handsi'm living in hell
>>62460619Youre israeli, why dont you talk about your own stupid country?
>>62460627AI agents can get 5 years of experience within days, the answer is to be an intermediary between your personal AI and your job, your personal AI is like an extension of you
>>62460628I am a US Citizen boss.
Why did it go down if it was gonna just go right back up
>>62460615Im looking forward to a healthier future.
>>62460647How about a healthier now? AI is surely returning results by now, right?
>>62460646Mr. Market likes to have a little fun around here
Red after fed minutes guaranteed
>>62460650Yea, it solved 2 unsolved math problems. I put my money where my mouth is and bought 300k of CROs and am about to buy 200k of more biotech AI. With all the drugs it is developing I think testing will be the next bottleneck.Thing is, Will Smith eating Spaghetti was 3 years ago, if its not there now it will be,
>>62460659>immersive metaverse Kek
>Trump: "We had 111 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"this nigga is cooked
>>62460659>human level intelligence>in silico clinical trials - test new drugs on simulated humansHow do you test drugs on a "human level intelligence" running on a silicon substrate?
>>62460639how do i train my ai agents
>>62460675Laplace's Demon
all these ai-powered business models fall apart when you introduce black people
>S&P above its open1-800-COME-ON-NOW
>>62460552man, Macau would probably be sweet if it had stayed non chinese
>>62460681have it scrape all posts on /biz/ and /biz/ archive sites
>>62460685just luring in the goy suckers to crash it again after minutes
>>62460687>It just keeps calling me a nigger and telling me to buy Bayhorse silver.
>>62460685What part of>those who bless Israel will be blessed do you not understand?
>>62460698The modern state of Israel is not the biblical Israel if the old testament
>>62460685Line will go up and to the right until the physical oil runs out
>>62460705I think hes making a joke, son.
NEBIUS WERE READY FOR TAKE OFF
>>62460189HOLY SOXL PUMP WE ARE SO BACK
>>624606821. Laplace's demon would be quite a bit more than a mere "human level intelligence"2. Laplace's demon is physically impossible, because physics are not deterministic. Even if it weren't, there wouldn't be enough computational power available.
>>62460707I am honor bound to respond to that statement as such
>>62460550No extra nuclear reactors are being built due to AI, because there is no industrial capacity to do so. At best, it is delaying the closure of a handful of old reactors that wouldn't be economical to life-extend if it wasn't for AI electricity demand. If the AI boom persists for another 15 years or more, it might maybe cause a meaningful acceleration to the build-out nuclear reactors.
Spy bros. We fucking did it. I would have lost everything
Watch Bill Kospi mega retard pump later today. Yesterday was the bottom. A casual -20% correction like before. Congrats everyone who bought. We’re so back.
>>62460711All true but we are just looking at how a drug will impact one human. You are using arguments for the computation of the universe, not what boner pills will do to a burger.
Well orange nigger,today is the one day other than the fourth I'll allow the pumping, since this is a classical case of when its okay for the government to show up.THIS ONE TIME, its okay, because the muzzychuds wanted to crash it and our financial institutions are self interested slime.
>>62460641*dual citizen of Israel
NEBIUUUUUS SISTERS START YOUR ENGINE
im beginning to think that the reason there so much postivie coverage of SPCX despite it's price sliding every fucking day for 2 weeks is the MMs desperate attempt to get retail to buy their bagsim not in deep but i could hve at least exited at very close to break even on mondaytoo bad im an incurable optimist>>62460068>>62460060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
STOP PUMPING I HAVENT SLURPED ENOUGH YET
>>62460726There's not enough computational power available to simulate even just one human body down to the molecular level, even if you could obtain the information necessary to create a perfect digital representation of it, which you can't. A(G)I doesn't fix this.You still need clinical trials. At best, improved simulation will allow you to catch more drugs that don't work at an earlier stage, before expensive clinical begin.
>NVDA 3%Feels like the biggest pump its had in months
TA is real (Israel). Gap and crap
>>62460745>before expensive clinical begin.*before expensive clinical trials begin.
Is it time to slurp the grrr again
Bull awakensBear retreatsGreen returns
>LUNR still going downI'd rather hold this shit to zero than cuck out at this point.
>>62460757>haikuThe bull awakens,Quietly the bear retreats,Green returns again.
>>62460048But stocks did drop.....during hours yhat most people can't even panic sell during. What's the point of the drop then?>pumps back up by market open>do nothing since its no longer down
>>62460745Yea, I agree. Thats huge though, especially if there is an influx of new AI drugs. Top it off we are at the equivalence of room sized computers using meter floppy disks in 1960, we are just getting started and it will get better and better until we have enough computational power available to simulate even just one human body.Im not a detail guy, I agree the futurology post I posted is overly optimistic, but if it takes 40 years or 400 who cares. Amazing things are about to happen and well I think Kurzweil is too optimistic, I also think hes closer than 98% of Anons. He made this in the late 80's!
NJUDEA BROS, ARE WE BACK?
>>62460738fyi i want him to be wrong
WERE GOING BACK DOWN THE CORRECTION IS IN SELL SELL
> bounce right off prior day vwap
>sell yesterday during the drop off>it goes back above where I sold>have to wait for it to drop below again for an entry pointShould have just fucking held this is gay
JEWS ARE SELLONG RECOUP LOSSES GET OUT NOWWWWW
IS THE V REAL??
>>62460787Many such cases
>>62460749zoom out and look at 7427.5 (about), it's becoming a critical level separating bull from bear
Will SK Hynix at least reverse the market trend once its ADRs become available? Or are things still looking grim? I went back to sleep after briefly watching the market earlier.>>62460452>virtual version is just chiseled jaw, better jawline, not pale, not fat, not terrible hairline, better forehead shapeGrim>>62460475Does the ear piercing guy have to make it look so gay?
>don’t even need a taco tweet to pump anymoreGod I hate this gay market
>>62460796JEWS ARE TRYING TO RECOUP ITS A FAKEOUT
>>62460252do they at least pay decent divvies
>>62460803He's covering bases during this NATO visit, a whole bunch of taco pumped out, even got this in the end>Trump: I don't think war will start again with Iran
>>62460627>>boomer commentator's advice: son they're just testing ya, go in and shake their handsWhat a joke. They don't even bring you in for an interview cause the algo just auto rejects you for lack of the experience>>62460786Explain this like Im a woman
>>62460284>Where's all the money rotating to liquidity
>>62460771AI helps by identifying patterns, rather than by simulationThe data points in your plot end in 2001, before Moore's law hit a wall. What reason there is to think that computational power per $ will continue to increase exponentially forever? Besides, as AI-optimized hardware has made so apparent, it's not just about the number of calculations per second that matters; the type of calculations matter a lot, as well as inter-device data transfer speeds.
I will make your market green, human. The only thing I ask is a victory over your people in that tournament you humans love.
>>62460738Iirc there is supposedly some sort of agreement between SpaceX and the companys who handled the IPO to maintain the price at a bare minimum. So good odds they are butthurt that retail doesn't want the bag.
bake, baker
>>62460821This ugly fucker looks like the Finnish soccer guy they touted in Clash of Clans the other year lmao. No I dont play the game anymore, they've gone full fomo in its design.
>>62460803Why would you need one when you have Scotty Bossy hard a work?I mean, look at this shit, 2h of straight selling without a single green candle until a microscopic one, in the current context.kek, lmao
>>62460827You do it faggot
>>62460814I should also mention I'm not a 'recent 22yo college grad' but older, but there is not a single job I've applied for that accepts transferable experience- you explicitly need 5 years of experience in buttfucking and if you only have cocksucking with a little anal play, you won't be hired to fuck butts even though it transfers.
>>62460831That's a lot of N's
CAHM ON JsYOU GUNNA LET THEM MULLAHS LEAVE US WITH A RED DAY? BUY BUY BUY.SHOW EM WHAT THE SONS O DAVID CAN DO YOU HAIRY FUCKS
>>62460830Thats the same guy abd he's gigabased
Should I yolo 1k into LWLG?
SNDK is only traded at a volume of 7 digits so far. Is this price going to hold or is it going to reach 8 digits and suddenly go 'Lol! Get trolled!'? Investors have always loved Sandisk yet hated Micron for some reason
>>62460822they'll hold it up in price until they figure out some complicated synthetic short position via derivatives then let it dump. big short style
>>62460803he taco’d but is also going all in for war again it’s just vagueposting until SPR is drained and this monkey canarat can finally pop of
>>62460037I'm taking the before
>>62460048Those were some pretty hefty dumps in the premarket today is surprising
>>62460816This is the you can see what you want to see aspect. He predicted a 1000 computer as smart as a human in 2023. Obviosly we dont have that. We do have a $100 cell phone that links to a super computer, that is as smart as a human >>62460682.If you want to get nitty gritty you can shit all over him and feel smug. Big pic though, hes right. As long as your willing to be flexible hes either hitting or getting close to targets.So I get the autistic computer science hate where one letter derails all your code. Just Im an econ background, getting within 3% accuracy is good enoughish. His predictions, especially when compared to everyone else's is good enoughish.In 1988 he said we would have a $1000 computer as smart as a human. In 2026 we have a billion dollar super computer millions of $100 cell phones can connect to that as my chart shows is as smart as a human. How the fuck are you not impressed? 1988!
>>62460847I have no idea what he's like just that the pic you posted of him makes him look uglier than normal lol>>62460840Yeah I noticed that too. I sneak in some vaguely relevsnt experience and it gets ignored. My experience where I got saddled woth enough duties to qualify as some sort of higher tier position in other companies? Gets treated like I'm lying. Really thought I had a chance st this one job where iirc the pay was good but I didn't even get. I fucking gave up jump hunting years later when I'd still struggle to get any sort of interview despite the varied experience I had. Now I have to swing trade to make an income.
This is the last smg ever. We will finally be free
>>62460853Maybe so but I don't think retaol has an easy way to profit. I was genuinely interest in buying and holding shares long term but the market cap is an insult. Basically trying to suck out all the potential pumping value right at IPO. Downside is just way too high to risk as a long hold. Maybe if it IPO'd at like $23 but $135? No thanks, I got some shares at a good price and sold them later on.
>>62460814algos are looking at these price levels among others intradayif algos are buying above vwap anchored at start of prior day's regular trading hours, that's generally bullish
>>62460809Well good thing that according to Trump and congress this isn’t a war, the special military operation against Iran is already back
>>62460879See>>62460874
Guys i'm starting to think the telecom company with some flimsy government contracts isn't worth four trillion dollars
>>62460881That would be lovely. And fitting. As this is my greenest day ever.Salvation.
>>62460886Bobo or mumu?
>>62460821It will be done, Nordic Soccer Larry Bird.
>>62460555I wanna sexy asian dancing sexbot, wen?
>>62460863Ray Kurzweil's famous exponential curve measures Calculations per Second (cps) per $1,000 to predict when hardware will match biological intelligence. Whether he is "off" depends entirely on how you define a calculation.If we equate calculations to raw math operations (FLOPS) in consumer hardware, his predictions are surprisingly accurate. However, if evaluated by achieving true human-level generalized intelligence inside a $1,000 retail box, his timeline is lagging.Where $1,000 of Hardware Lands TodayA modern $1,000 consumer graphics card (like an NVIDIA RTX 4080 Super) delivers:Standard Math (FP32): \sim 5.2 \times 10^{13} FLOPS (52 Teraflops).AI Processing (Tensor/INT8): \sim 8 \times 10^{14} operations per second (800 TOPS).On the chart's logarithmic Y-axis:Kurzweil’s 2023 "One Human Brain" Target: \sim 10^{16} cps.Modern $1,000 GPU: Lands between 10^{13} and 10^{15} cps.Visually, today's $1,000 hardware sits just a hair below his "one human brain" red square, firmly ahead of a mouse brain (10^{11}).The VerdictRaw Hardware Scaling (Accurate): For a prediction made decades ago, forecasting that $1,000 would buy \sim 10^{14} to 10^{15} operations per second by the mid-2020s is an incredibly accurate map of silicon scaling.Biological Equivalence (Optimistic): Kurzweil assumed a simple 1:1 relationship between a silicon calculation and a biological neural event. Simulating the analog, chemical complexity of human synapses requires vastly more parallel throughput and memory bandwidth than his model anticipated.While $1,000 buys the raw computing power Kurzweil predicted, achieving actual human-level reasoning still requires chaining thousands of these chips together in multi-million dollar data centers.
It seems I called it. But this market is too schizophrenic. It's going to violently swing and make me lock in losses again.
power ninety minutes please
>>62460882I sold my MDA. 72 PE seemed rich.
>>62460915Kevin's on a business trip, no one to flip the switch
I'm looking to get some more exposure to fish head wives. Any tickers for this?
>>62460841Ns? in smg? whats next, Js?
My portfolio just hit 0.0% after being down almost 3%I am now zen with the market the market flows through me and I am nothing and it is me.
>>62460921you can buy some kospi etf
>>62460899The Chinese are already making crappy but affordable ones which means America and Japan are already making high quality models. The Japs probably put their research on hold for fear of crashing their birthrate even more and America is waiting for the executive branch to turn blue and start propagandizing sexual degeneracy again while they figure out the best pricepoint.TL:DR: 4 years till you can get one for 100k. 10-15 till you can get one for 20k. 30 years and the sex bots will euthanize you via snusnu as soon as you turn 70 as part of social security.
>>62460878Does that mean longer term bullishness or just for the day?
>>62460921>FSH>HED>WFEMy firm will be launching the FISHEADWIFE ETF FSHD in the fall
>>62460925Based
>>62460889>Bobo or mumu?Oilbaron. I am the fat bald Harkonnen boss from Dune.
what are your thoughts on returned stacked funds?Like RSBTwhich is 100% treasurys + 100% managed futuresfor a combined 2x leverageif I did 15% RSBT in my portfolio, I could get a hedge sleeve that's 30%
>>62460943Based, and don't forget to keep a barrel or two for you.Remember, it's not panicking if you're the first one at the gas station.
8 /smg/ threads, they really should up the post limit with how dead this website became after the hack destroyed usage back in April 2025.Anyone find it odd how the 4chan hack coincided nearly with the market bottom?
>>62460952Everyone is just lazy as fuck to make new ones
>>62460899>>62460933I actually bought shares in sexbots, accidently. They got one DD model but its not in the news story. Terrible investment btw.Ubtech Robotics Corp LtdHKG: 9880https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202607/1364956.shtml
donde esta el poomp?
>>62460952what i want to know is where did they go, twitter? altchans are both dead and dogshit and no one sane goes to redditso where did people go? or could it be that they were not people to begin with? maybe most of /biz/ was in fact bots and shillfarms, so now we are back to only a handful of societal rejects
>>62460962Discord, tiktok, reddit. Mainly discord.
>>62460960En mis pantalones
>>62460953>>62460952it's such a pain in the ass to create new threads that I rarely do it anymore, even with the "email verification" I had to go through like 5 captchas to create a thread the last time I did it.
>>62460952>the hack destroyed usage back in April 2025So what? People get disrupted dopamine for a week and they quit? lmaoThe only ones affected should be mods, admins, jannies, and pass users. Ooh noo
>>62460965En la parte delantera o en la parte de atrás?
>>62460960>DONG1Wkxnice
>>62460962>maybe most of /biz/ was in fact bots and shillfarms,I suspect this but that makes me wonder. Were these bots just left online and never check in on again? Seeing as they never came its almost as if there is an abandoned warehouse that just had thousands of them operating without human contact for years and when it finally got disconnected from 4chan it nust stopped posting. If this is the cade then theres probably warehouse out there with thousands of phones still trying to post on 4chan but unable to after losing connection lmao. Just a theory though>now we are back to only a handful of societal rejectsThere's less autists on here now and more normie degenerate types. I dislike the latter and they definitely now make up the majority.
>>62460950>>62460943You doing spot or producers or what?Prices will come down for midterm optics ("see we're helping you!") but I imagine a shortage after
>>62460960>>62460972
>>62460973All those spelling errors, ehh not going in and redoing this post tho lel
>We’re not gonna make it
>>62460974In the current manipulated environment, if you don't want to gamble but invest, going full-integrated oil companies is the play. From the oil field to the refinery, those are the ones that will be able to pass through the manipulation and make a profit no matter what happens.if you're a gambler, then spot price and/or just pure producers. Pure refiners was also the play these last few weeks, but with chyna changing stance and now feeding its own refineries again, I'm not sure.
>>62460974Timeframe for this?
>>62460973The bot warehouse is just repurposed for Reddit and Tiktok now.
