Crab Market Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62460037
Thought the last thread was the end. Believe it or not I think I enjoy being a part of /smg/ more than trading
>>62460983>>62460989I just bought 200k of VEEV and HALO. Please now pump it. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
POWER HOUR PLEASETHANKS FOR THE VBUT NOW WE MUST PUMPKEVIN
You did buy Nebius at sub 200, right anon?
>>62460974 Producers, in all sorts: oil, gas, fert, transport. Every part of the energy hub.And damn. Why would you smiggers make another thread. Is this purgatory?
>>62460983>insiders are frantically buying ahead of the prescheduled afterhours taco
Hey my lil Nigvideo is actually doing something today, I only just now noticed
>>62461000I appreciate both you and your posts Anon. You make this place better and should know that.
>>62461001i sold at $195
AI ADOPTION STAYS AT RECORD LOW LEVEL>The first chart below shows that so far there are no signs of profit margins rising outside the tech sector. This is ultimately what we are waiting for, because the value of AI companies today rests entirely on the promise that margins in the S&P 493 will eventually climb.https://www.apollo.com/wealth/insights-news/insights/daily-spark/ai-the-roi-runway-could-be-long-outside-the-tech-sector
>aymd almost in the greens
And even if they get prices down for midterm, Europe will freeze right after. So Im not bothered.That said, I will keep the stocks and drop the options. Depending on the coming two weeks that might be sooner than later. Earningseason is starting and I don't wanna get IV crushed.
PUM PUMPUM PUMPUMFEEEEEVERRRRRRRR
I am still bagholding SNXX>down bad editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62461011My state company already ditched le copilot meme lmao
Super low volume in the semi bounce. I don't really trust it.Regardless my shorts are stalled so I lose.
>>62461011Top kek
>>62461009Why?
>>62461011The profits are in the share price pumping retard
>Iran StatusDEFEATED>Strait StatusOPEN
>>62461027And how long is it going to do that?
Wtf why is SPCX still moving every second? It's like there's some silent war between dumpers and slurpers. It has been jittering between $145 and $146 for about an hour now.
It's open in my prompted reality
>He didn't buy PENG>He didn't buy NBIS>He didn't buy GRRRLOL. LMAO. WTF DID HE EVEN BUY?
NEBIUS IS PUUUUMPING
So what would you guys call today over all? Red, green, or crab? Need to apply it to the chart
>>62461007worth the 4x ram prices desu
Hormuz more like HOMOZ amirite lmao gottem
>>62461033>And how long is it going to do that?For as long as it takes. AI is more than a business, it is national security and a race to birth god, with a small g. They will make sure that they win, no matter the cost.
>>62461044TBD
> nows
>>62461051Ok ill specifically ask you once the market closes so don't go anywhere
>>62461036the sbr caves collapsing will be the ultimate bull signal
Oh! Shit. Sandisk just got stable at over $1679. Time to buy :DDDDDD
>>62461048Lol oh
>>62461051total baker death
You can do it AMD ganbarre!
The AI experiment is over. REPENT NOW or forever lose your gains.
>>62461022It should go up with sk hynix going on nasdaq this week. Then again the inverse could happen since samsung and micron recorded record profits and future forecasts but the entire semis sectornstill tanked.
>>62461046>straight of homos
DISK is better than DRAM. Less kospi exposure but enough to capture upside.
>>62461048>For as long as it takesDelusional baggie in the euphoria stage oh my goodness.
>>62461040I'm not trusting the markets inevitable reaction to Iran's response. I already made money this week. No point in risking it on schizo market conditions
>SpaceX (NASDAQ: SPCX) holds an estimated initial index weighting of roughly 0.75% within the Nasdaq-100. Because only a small portion (~5%) of its total shares were floated during the IPO, indices weight the stock based on its available free-float rather than its massive $2+ trillion total market capitalization
>>62461062
— Pakistani army chief Field Marshal Asim Munir contacted Iranian leaders to contain rapidly escalating Tehran-Washington tensions, prompting Islamabad to demand both sides exercise maximum restraint and adhere to commitments under their signed memorandum of understanding — Al-Arabiya/Al-Hadath.Pakis ruining the fun for everyone again— Pakistani army chief Field Marshal Asim Munir contacted Iranian leaders to contain rapidly escalating Tehran-Washington tensions, prompting Islamabad to demand both sides exercise maximum restraint and adhere to commitments under their signed memorandum of understanding — Al-Arabiya/Al-Hadath.Tactical TACO started, this time the Pakistani's are "begging" orange migger to deescalate. Same script as a few weeks ago
>BABA>Xiaomeme>+10%who the fuck is buying this
>>62461043>+8%>On negative news about it dropping premarketWhat? Why? What's wrong with this gay market?>>62461044I call itTRIBULATIONCHINAGet it? Because the media is hallucinating China isn't price-matching the competition or worse again.https://www.benzinga.com/markets/tech/26/07/60342567
will the caliphate of japan close the strait againdo I >>62461066get oil calls for tomorrow
>>62461088Bullish or bearish
>>62461088Oh WOW, yet another Al Shitarabya "Pakistani source", surprised it's not yet mentioned as an "from an Arab source" by David Axios
>>62461089>I bought at 97Got filled premarket at higher than I wanted. I will take that.
>>62461093Oil is even more schizo than the broad market. You want to gamble on a giant short not obliterating your calls? I wouldn't.
>>62461088Waiting for the inevitable axios peace deal imminent news drop
Do the MMs really think they can stop the pomp that's comin before EOD?We're closing green.
>>62461096ZOMG U have such lyk pretty eyes :3 <3
Got 200 dollars liquid in my account, what can I toss it into
>>62461084Good because it's going to continue to shit itself. At least it won't have a large effect, then.
>>62461092It hit the 180 mark and bounced off it instantly super early pre market and now it’s trying to hold 200+
!!!
>>62461103GRRR $20 July 17 call
>>62461103Nebius
>>62461000It's going to pump after 4pm.
Can we retardpump already my balls are so full.Stop this edging.
>SPCX is trading at ALL TIME LOW What's your move, space marines?
>>62461111HOLY FUCKING CHECKED BLESS YOU SMIGGA, OH BLESS YOU!
>>62461109Nigga give it a rest>>62461110I'm priced out
We need to pump and then dump right before 345 so they can sell their calls, then gigapump last 15
>>62461111kospi is due it simply can't go down more. ez money. buy ewy, flkr or koru
power half hourplease
>>62461120I won't rest until I've printed a gorillion gorillionaires. I won't rest until my brokest smigger is financially free.
>>62461096I lost 300k on baba buying at a cheap 130. Watch the fuck out, beautiful numbers but you are one Xi and Trump tempertantrum away from bags.ADR fags are right, thry are as good as stocks but any country that has to use them are clowns.
Bought SOXS calls for the end of next week. I guarantee the chinks will do something stupid as usual and another dump will commence.
>>62461116Sell the competitor for 158% gains and jump into biotech.
Clawer hour confirmed
nah nah that aint gunna work market makie you gotta pump it to like 746, then dump it to scare em out right a 3:44:50 and then gigapump it.you guys should let me run the market making department ill show you how its done.
Penguin saved my ass today.
>>62461130loaded up on SOXS yesterday, im more than certain we are going to keep going down
>>62461142The balls on you! Good luck.
>>62461142I wouldn't do it now. I shorted two days ago figuring a 50 day sma test was coming. If you short now you're betting on the 50 day breaking.
didn't you boys hear?The Crab is in town
>>62461101I like green, I like red. Anything but grey/yellow.
NIGGERS
>>62461084>$2+ trillion total market capitalizationLMFAO so even their capitalization is FAKE? It's PROJECTED now based on 95% stocks they never released? Fucking grifters OMFG
>>62461027That's not profit, that's expectations of profit
Should I be buying the diaper dip?
WTFWT JUST FLEW OVER MY FEMALE BROKER
>>62461159Please tone down your rhetoric or I will need to get the ADL involved
>>62461159SpaceX sucks but you seem to not understand any of this.
>>62461147I'm starting to think bobos genuinely have a point when it comes to semis. Niggers rush to buy, Koreans rush to sell because they are paper handed as fuck and scared of losing their rice fields to the white man
>>62461138okay perfect you got the shape, now dump it into 345.then gigapumpim glad the MMs here are taking notes.
broadcum
>>62460952 #What they did was block organic residential traffic from known white nationalist /pol/ posters so they could flood the zone with pro zionist and jew agitprop. What you are seeing is internet censorship and false consensus being propped up for ziocuckery. Those same posters who were giving organic opinion also posted elsewhere so the whole site went dark where they didn't need to push their bullshit
>>62461161It looks like the 200% profits we could have gotten from going bear briefly had we sold 3/4ths to the top are gone, but if I were that bold, I'd buy just 1 share at a time and wait for a lower entry. Something's fishy.
DENNIS QUALCOMM!DENNIS QUALCOMM !
>>62461161I'm investing in physical diapers myself
Some "red day". I would expect that the collapse of worst korea + no gas/fertilizer/helium would give us something more substantive than a letter-N into crab. Boring!
>>62461185
>>62461185The chart predicted a red day just saying
i ate a huge loss. i need some wins nowi think i can take like 2 big losses till its over.oof
>>62461173>Broadcum>Microsoftcock>Nutflix>Qualcum>Visagina
>>62461194It hasn't even begun. Wait until Korea dumps AGAIN tonight.
What is the point in trading? There are so many stocks that you can just buy and hold and double your money in a couple years instead of spending all day looking at charts just to lose money anyway.
>SNDK about to pump back to $2000 for no reason>Micron is the only one to not truly recoverNice one, m*rket.
>>62461197Do you think they do it consciously or gooks are just pussy faggots who dump at the drop of a hat
>>62461198The excitement
>>62461198Graveyards are full of people who thought they had more time, anon
>>62461200They’re all giga leveraged because the only way to escape the toil of a failed society is to become obscenely wealthy in the stock market. Hard to imagine I know.
>>62461200They're turbo leveraged gambling with their life's savings, or so I'm told
>>62461197And this >>62461202The only reason I actually wake up early is for the market to open, otherwise I'd just sleep all day. Even if I'm losing at least it gives me the motivation to get up, talk to you niggers, and feel like there's a future if I get lucky enough
>>62461147im counting on there not being any drastic upward movements when we are still up 300% from april, might lose some but it wont be that much compared to the very tangible risk of another 50% downwards movement which already happened oncethis "recovery" stalling so quickly and crabbing 2 days when SOXL should have gone back to 200 shows the upwards momentum is at best keeping the bear at bay
>NEBIUS AT 215AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>62461205Fucking rights, buddy. I'm buying as much as I can every week, every month, every whenever I have money. Fuck slaving.TQQQ.TO$213,09224.5%SSO$132,54615.2%SPXU.TO (2x S&P 500 bull)$82,3049.5%GGLL$76,4978.8%QQU.TO$71,8778.3%USD$49,8855.7%MSFT$46,9355.4%Cash$43,3295.0%CNDU.TO$36,2184.2%GOOG$30,9823.6%SOXL$30,5123.5%FNGU$19,4762.2%AMZN$12,2261.4%
aaaaaahhhhhhthere she is
>>62461199SNDK always had faster rise and falls desu, I'm thinking back to it having 10% days back-to-back before a massive fall
>>62461214What is the .to?
>>62461199>>SNDK about to pump back to $2000 for no reasonSNDK will be 600-700 in 2-3 months
>>62461219CAD version of the fund
>>62461216Well, I'm betting it will suddenly dump massively to $1613 again today or tonight. I'm not buying the top again.
>>62461216>>62461199Honestly I might just pull out of DRAM entirely of Friday isn't good and reallocate into DISK instead. MU has been a complete drag and I think it is better to weight SNDK more heavily. The only thing holding me back are samsung and sk hynix; the former is shitting itself despite the great earnings and the latter might be a wet dud.
>>62461054I’m going with crab if the SPX is up or down by .25% or less
>>62461224Love it. I want a midtetm dip so bad do I can just buy a bunch of tqqq like you and forget it.
>>62461229Appreciate it
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
What are the chances you are all buying into a bulltrap and get dumped on during the Friday morning sky hiney open
>>62461231It’s close. Tech green but sp500 slightly red. I’d call it a crab.
>>62461233Made back like 1/10 of what I lost yesterday
>>62461233Realizing it's a long way to the bottom.
I am once again proven correct.I will accept all bobo apologies forthwith.
>>62461233Today: -0.25%This Week: -0.16%This Month: -2.35%This Year: +24.56%From Peak: -5.51%12 Months: +17.12%meh, still forming a wedge
>>62461233-0.01%
>>62461233Up 0.22% today. I was expecting to be in the red again so this isn't too bad actually.
>>62461233Suck my god damn dick I'm down only .5% today.
>>62461233Didn't enter. Stuck just watching Sandisk go to $2000.
>>62461233Today wasn’t as painful as I thought it was going to be considering Don said the Iran deal was off
>>62461233-1.01%
>>62461003Is something like the MSCI World Energy Sector too broad or good enough if I like your strategy?
I’m cool with the crab. My bobo positions are mostly short options premium.
>>62461205Okay but trading doesn't work. >>62461211Same desu but I can fill my day researching fundamentals instead of BS technicals.
Bend over bobina time to get fucked!
>>62461085What happened to DLSS bimbo filter? Is it out yet or was it memoryholed?
>>62461234None can tell. Caution is indicated.
>>62461233Check'd+2.56%Not checking midweek because I want to end the trading day on a positive note
I'm about two green days from breaking even. Asians please don't fuck with my stocks, burgermen you did good today.
>>62461233I lost less than I did yesterday. At this point it will be months before I lose everything.
>>62461233Huh?!
>>62461233+0.23% can't complain as long as I beat the SP500
AMD closed green. We are so BACK.
>>62461258Post how much MU you have Mr. so called MU anon. I would wager that this Gorilla smigger has more MU than U. (I have 50 MU)
>>62461233up 0.40% today, down bad this week
>>62461233Today's Performance SummaryTotal Daily Return: -0.65%Total CAD Change: -$33,143.14 CADYour semiconductor and networking tech positions, ANET (+8.79%) and CRDO (+4.99%), had massive days and tried their hardest to keep the portfolio afloat. However, broader market drag on your core index holdings (VOO and SSO) combined with minor pullbacks across your mid-cap biotech selections pulled the daily metric down slightly.
>>62461036It's open in my mind and my life is going great too
>>62461260They're coming for you. Gooks will do what they always do.
>>62461267I wish you all the best. I am beginning to verrry slowly rebuild my positions in memory stocks for the third time this year, and that's about as much of my financial information as I'll disclose in a forum monitored by the FBI.
>>62461233ate a 8 month loss
>>624612331d - +0.46%1m - +4.76%1y - 68.18%Maybe orange man bomb oil country and stock go up!
>>62461233+0.30%
>>62461254>researching>the stock market Nigger it's a god damn casino run by jews and more recently chinks. You either win or you don't
>>62461233Man, down like 5%, this week has been ba->+.16% gain todayWe are so back
>SOXL +5%lollmaohahaha
>>62461159Bruh, you're now only understanding the entire market is fake and gay? How all those "gazillion capitalization company" are completely fake?Look, SpaceX is the perfect example of this. You have a company that is 4% floating in the market and 96% in the hands of Musk and a few employees. They IPO that shit, which with 4% floating means something like 75 Billions. That's it. That's all the money that was was exchanged into the free market. And then you have the goy cattle buying that shit, making it go +10%, or +15%, whatever, it's rather easy to do over 75B. And then you end up with stupid ass headlines like "Musk is a gazillionaire, his fortune made +15% yesterday" "SpaceX is worth 2 trillions, it gained 300 billions yesterday". When in reality all that happened is the goycattle making that 4% floating go up +10 or +15%. Which makes the remaining 96% go up by the exact same percentage. That's the jewish trick.This is the equivalent of a 25x leverage. You just have to push up those 4%/75Billions just a little bit, to 25x the other remaining 96%. Even some of Musk's pal, but probably himself considering the SEC is an absolute joke, can make these movements by themselves if they want to, and make Musk a trigazillionaire.Welcome to the Burger economy, it's all fake and gay with "company worth gazillions" fake paper shit.
>NEBIUS SOON AT 220 AMOOOOOOH SHIT THIS MIGHT BE A MASSIVE PUMP NEXT FEW DAYS
>>62461233+2.7% day
>>62461233+0.94%
>>62461283Don't call it a comeback.We've been here for years!
>>62460983
>semis mostly green>almost everything else pretty redDead cat bounce. I expect semis to shit the bed hard tomorrow.
LEVI miss
>>62461260Reminds me of when I bought MU in august
>>62461292itll got to 760 and beyond tmrw.
>>62461293IT'S OVER
>>62461292AI told me to expect a choppy summer with a 8% dip in the fall followed by a big bull run in the winter. That is now my thesis with a 50% conviction.
>>62461260Gooks are panic selling every day until we ban them from the markets.
>>62461292There you go with the negative waves, man.>>62461297'It?'
Next round of bombs in 30 minutes btw
>>62461292Every day semis are red I load up more on it. You might be right but I'm gambling my life savings that it makes a comeback. Hope it works out.
>>62461292I don't care. NVDA finally did something. I am not letting go. They will bury me with my shares.
>>62461084>Look up QQQ holdings>Space Exploration Technologies Corp 1.27%??????
>>62461293jeans?
AI shmay-I
>>62461307Yeah. Stocks dumping on a double beat. I was just watching the price.
>MUanonwe are dumping hard tomorrow, bottom is whatever stop-loss he set now
>>62461246So do you think it hits this resistance point and DCB's and dumps or do you think it'll be not totally fucking gay and keep trucking up?One thing about sneedisk is that FOMC is on the 29th, but earnings are 2 weeks later. I wonder if it'll be a horrid violent shartological dump again.
>>62461303I just want to suck on some big fat zoomette tits. This forever not war in Iran where nothing ever happens bores me.
>>62461233+3.36%. I went bonkers on options on EU Oilers.
>>62461196invest in nutfucks fo sho
>>62461312I don't have one yet. Not until the little green numbers get up around 15-20%.
now let's look at some naked oil future shorts...
>>62461305nvidia is breaking outsugoi
>>62461302He means SPY dawg
>>62461316So you have chosen death.
Tea and a show tonight. Almost in profit on my 700 soxl, breakeven 178. How is the fit? Somebody on the street asked me how's business LOL
>£50k payout coming soon>Donnie chimped out and crashed the marketWow this is lucky. How long have I got until the next "deal"?
>>62461305they will Michael burry you with you're share
Just dropped a big deuce
>Gooks immediately start dumpingLmao fuck them seriously.
The US is bombing Iran, as I said they would as soon as the market closes
>>62461330I figured out the combo of black ginger + hmb is key to gigashits. It's ironic that hmb is both ram and a nutrient don't ya think hahaha yeah invest in hydroxy methyl butyrate
>>62461327You unironically look like a Jew.
>>62461328Bout tree days, Uge deal over the weekend.Slurp now, don't wait for cheap to get cheaper, you WILL regret it.GRRRPENGIRENNBISMUPOETAll a smigga needs
>>62461334based
>>62461333How much more can they dump? Surely they must be running out of steam?
>>62461326Thanks for the giggles Anon. Maybe I laughed a bit too hard on that one.
>>62461327
>>62461334source?
>>62461334They usually waited an hour longer so futures would close as well.>>62461344CENTCOM.
>>62461233ayo santa, 1.82, negative
>>62461327Get a belt
>>62461327Thats what Id wear to work, not to the bar. Needs to be ironed and than brought to a tailor and pulled in.Shoes and pants are great though.>t. At a EDM concert with a bunch of cokeheads a decade younger than me last night, getting hit on by a chubby paki well simultaneously getting rejected by a polish girl with 1/60th my net worth, so opinion means nothing.
oilbros we are going to be okay
I can't wait for Korea to gigadump and punish the people who went long today.
>>62461314I believe the only one who'll be punished will be Micron. Not that I hate Micron myself, I prefer Micron. They at least reward holding with dividends. Micron's ceiling will be $1200 for the rest of this cycle. Meanwhile, Sandisk will suddenly get pumped by $1000 and get support. Still not buying the top. I was too cowardly.
>>62461327Unkempt beards are povertyloser fashion. Trim it. Fit's not great, trousers ride too high and need a belt, shirt doesn't fit your broad shoulders and narrow waist. Try a shirt meant to be left untucked, or put on something over it to cover up the poor fit.
>>62461353I'd like to just short it down to 72 but every US strike meant to keep the strait open makes the price higher. Ironically Iran's strikes on the boats didn't make it shoot up that much.
>>62461341Glad you got it, between degenerates like us, hockey fans, and mathematicians I always switch it up and nobody knows what Im rereting too.
>>62461353Donny better get this shit wrapped up before the midterms, or he is going to lose them. His business in 100% right here at home. He seems to have forgotten that.>>62461356I still have some lingering faith in Tim Arcuri and the phalanx of analysts behind him.
>>62461353has anyone informed the orange retard that the more he bombs the strait the fewer ships will cross it
>>62461363Well, not bombing hasn't worked.
>>62461353how long is this conflict against the shintoist empire of Iran going to last?
>>62461365>bombing hasn't worked>not bombing hasn't workedWhat was Obama thinking getting us into this quagmire?
SOON
>>62461333the gook equivalent of the sec chair said earlier he should have done more to stop leveraged ETF approval
>>62461365More ships were crossing the Iranian side before he chimped out.
>>62461370>this_is_fine_dog.mp3
>>62461371Boots on the ground!
Boomer bags finally got their comeuppance
>>62461358Philosophers all wear beards. Kind of agree about the shirt, but i am traveling with a small wardrobe and didnt want to repeat an outfit. I know belts look nice but i dont need one, if you are wearing pants that need a belt they wont fit snugly
>>62461377Thanks Imam
>>62461369Until the physical oil runs out and the US goes bankrupt, or the US runs out of ammo, whichever comes first
>>62461353>oil was in a fine range of 90-100 for weeks before the MoU fake shit>starts dumping to fucking 68 with that gay ass fake MoU that obviously wouldn't last if you have more than double digits IQ>falls apart as expected>situation back to pre-MoU again>actually worse, as SPR are now lower are are reaching operational thresholds>oil struggling to get to 75 instead of being back at 90 like it shouldTired of this gay ass clown market and Scotty Bussy making it reach gayness level thought to be theoretically impossible.I hope I'll see everything crash and burn, that's all these faggots deserve for distorting the free market.
>>62461371Because Obama was the one that pulled out of nuclear deal, right.
>>62461377
>>62461353>david axios reports that the strategic love taps against Iran's non-essential facilities have achieved quantum copulation for both parties, oil falls 15%
>>62461011what is the point of AI? what is the goal for all this spending?
>>62461353People are still longing oil?>>62461360This guy was arguably more important than Einstein and Newton yet no-one knows who he is.
>>62461385Just joshin around m8
>>62461389To generate more photorealistic high-speed pornography.
>>62461389Replace the goyim
>>62461385I swear Trump went there because he hates Obama and wanted to undermine his legacy. That and Bibi bitching of course.
>>62461382Kek. Now that I know your British I have so many more questions, but thats enough 4chan for me this week. Fuck this place is a time sunk, meant to check in for 20 minutes on veev and Halo, here 4 hours latet.WAGMI
>>62461327You look like a gay jewish schizo
>>62461387>File nameKek
>>62461372soon, my ursine brother
Ollies just got a shout out on CNBC kek
>>62461395When you consider that the main three driving factors for trumps brain are sucking Israeli cock, seething about Obama, and corruption all his decisions make more sense
>>62461390They named a hockey team after him in Edmonton.
>>62461389My company is using AI call center agents, the goyim will be replacedAnd honestly we saw a demonstration and it was actually really good
>>62461402Kek
This day was inconvenient for my puts
>>62461384Has bussyent figured out that his head will be on the chopping block when the reserves run out and prices quintuple overnight?
>>62461391Fair enough. It's kind of hard to tell, since there are some that would type that unironically. It's kind of funny how pretty much the main goal become opening of the pool, when it was open before the conflict. There's something about that that just tickles me.
I'm actually short-term bullish. bullish on the USD compared to the Jap Yen and equity prices
>>62461356>I was too cowardlyI was too cocky and bought between 1750-2050 and then didn't buy under 1700 kek. Now I want to buy more but am too cautious of another overnigght reversal from g**ks dumping for no reason.
>>62461383the US is just like the USSR in the 80's, ran by a gerontocracy
>>62461362The near term option skew is heavily towards puts for MU, this ironically is a cushion for the stock. I sold 1100 strike 7/17 calls and my shares will likely be called away. Always remember that over 90% of people lose money, shorting micron has become the crowded trade and low 900s seems to be all they got
>>62461395If Trump just came in and didn't fuck with tariffs or geopolitics and just sat his ass there and fixed the border, deregulated, and did some tax cuts, I honestly think we'd have that 5% growth year. Still have a fuckhuge bubble but we'd get some fucking gains first. All he had to do was nothing and he fucked it up.
WHOS READY FOR SOME KOSPI BREAKERS TODAY
I remember all the memory chasersscreaming at me, calling me retardedsaying I have no clue what I'm talking aboutthat I'm wrong, stupid, fucking retarded, gay, Memory is now down 30% from its highsLMAODOWN 30%I bet when it's down 80%, there won't be a peep out of any of you.And I was in memory, but got out over a month ago. If the reaction to Samsung's earnings isn't a signal for you to get the fuck out you already deserve what you get.
>>62461418Of course he does. He also know exactly what will happen shorting with YOUR tax money. And he doesn't care because he knows he will get away with it for free, much like the architects of 2008.
>>62461418He doesn't care, you just rotate into a job on one of the news networks when you get fired
>>62461427ME! ME! ME!But honestly, how long can this go on and how will it be impacted by hynix listing on NASDAQ?
>>62461427kimchigooks finally delivering
>>62461420It was the biggliest own goal in geopolitics since Putin invaded Ukraine and they started kicking his ass. This would be hilarious if it wasn't fucking with the markets.
>>62461233+85.94% today+47.71 week+7% from last monthFinally turned green for the month.
>>62461418retarded gay narcissists don't care about all that
>>62461389>CEO types/bellows out some dipshit 2 sentence idea and demands their Jarvis send it to their secretary/hr as a real full page document>they filter it through their AI and send it to management>management filters that through the AI again and sends it to the jeet prompt slave caste>they hit the prompt button and send the results back up the pipeline to be reinterpreted by the AI every step of the waythe dream of every industry leader
>>62461428Trust the FUCKING cult I will still hold this same shit happened in February
>>62461430The banks paid back all the money + 1.5 trillion dollars of interest. The 2008 bailout was the smartest thing the US government ever did. Keep seething lolbert.
>>62461442Yeah, meanwhile it destroyed many lives, while the architects got away for free. Kill yourself 1pt by id jew banker, before you get the rope.
>>62461441when I see people screaming and mad about their picks being right. I know it's time to get out. The kind of people that get mad about someone disagreeing with them are the bottom of the barrel.
>>62461449Eeehm but I've been screaming about this for months doe
$4k is the iron support for gold r-right? We can finally let out a breath of relief, our miners won't tank any more, r-right?
>>62461436Agreed, but it's kind of why it's such a self-own. If it was something inconsequential with low stakes it just wouldn't hit as hard. "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah" is just so unhinged I thought it's not genuine at first.
>>62461437Are you like full port short dated calls?
>>62461365Recently, Iran only bombed ships that tried to circumvent the Iranian-controlled route
>>62461452>potential of oil prices risingGold minors are fucked. I expect a plunge into the depths of the Earth.
>>62461409I keep forgetting there's a city in Canada named that.
>>62461452Inflation is only going higher which means gold is going to go lower, not just because of oil but AI spending and Trump is about to reimpose the tariffs that were deemed illegal, properly this time using Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974
>>624614560DTEs, yes.
>>62461233-0.02% what a crab day
>>62461448Boohoo nigga. Name 1 person who got hurt who didn't deserve it.
>>62461465Invest in resource equitiesoil equitiesgold futures
>>62461452What is the point in buying miners? Why not just buy gold?
>>62461442In some European countries it just created a spiral, to afford bailing out banks, some states stopped paying services to private companies in time, forcing those companies to take out bank loans to keep themselves afloat... and that's why you can never go wrong investing in any decent european bank
>>62461469My port was innocent he didn't deserve this, he was only a six figure child!
>>62461452Anon, I...
>"I'm number one on the kill list for Iran"Who is number two?
>>62461483I am.
>>62461452there's no support if the pools closedA rabbs have to sell something for FX when they cant sell oil.If shitcoins, silver, and diamonds didn't clue you in, you generally don't want to be holding alternative currencies when your home countries currency is facing a challenge.If you don't want to be in the market and you dont wana hold dollars, you need to pick something undifferentiated and yet so inconvenient it can't challenge the dollar. Like show dogs, or pre ban ivory, or physical bismuth, or shrunken heads or African masks.
>>62461487>shrunken heads or African masksWhere can I trade these?
>>62461475Leverage. Gold can double and go to $8k. If that happens, many miners will go up 5x or more.
>>62461483You, anon. Better start running!
>>62461487I like Persian rugs.
>>62461492>gold can double and go to $8kWhat college in India did you get your economics degree from? The New Delhi Institute of Good Morning Saar?
>>62461439Trump will blame him when he is no longer able to magically keep oil prices low, loyalty means nothing to him
lets say im the head of the SEC, and i am out of my mind like trump, what unhinged strategy could i force to make US markets no longer be exposed nor influenced by south korea?
>>62461489im not tellingthe whole point is to find a thing you can store value in that will never get popular due to inconvenianceeverything has a price. if you dont wana pay inflation you'll have to pay with time to deal with the bullshit of your value sink. if its something that is to easy/good and gets popular, bussy will just add it to the list of things to short.art is would be the ideal but its such a schizophrenic market with the chinese in play that i'd say stay away. you'll just have to think of your own, or buy CDs/debt and get raped by the printer.
Just threw 100k in TSLL , buying TSLL when Tesla is under 400 is basically free money
>he thinks it's outlandish for gold to reach $8k within few years
>>62461500I don't know if there's much he can do aside from maybe making Dennis Rodman the official ambassador to South Korea, which could be seen as such an insult that SK voluntarily bans market trading by their citizens on US equities.
>>62461508Should have 100k in SPCH
10yr yield YET AGAIN above the level where trump backed down after liberation daybought TLT calls at close
>>62461518Yeah fuck them bitches
>>62461518So Persian rugs?
>>62461500im so jealous of them.just think of it.you could just wait for a few sane +2% days until the wine aunts trading there get bored, buy 0fte strandles deep ootm, and make 30x.
>>62461426The economist had an article a month or so ago agreeing with you
>>62461518GUSH
>>62461523>Persian rugsI hear they're having a FIRE SALE on them
>fail to make millions on easiest bullrun ever 2023-2026>listen to zooer talk about majoring in "AI medical devices">this didn't exist 10 years ago when I was in college>no one cares about my degree, at allShould I kill myself? Or take someone with me when I do? It feels like the system not only is designed to outmode you, but to also give free shit to everyone coming after you.
I hate being a poorfag and not having any money to slurp the dip anymore
>>62461500clear international trade directly instead of with fiat
>>62461518they basically begged him to do it.
>>62461521Except it's not just about Trump and his actions, Iran is also a player and can't be controlled, you can't TACO out of a war
>>62461508I wish I was a millionaire who could afford to do retarded shit like this.>>62461492It won't do that though.
>>62461531Brutal
>>62461502fine, heavy, artisanal furniture bought at well off rich fuck estate sales for literally tens of dollars because nobody can move it.
>>62461535orange man could have just given up instead of continually getting humiliated by iran
>>62461531>>listen to zooer talk about majoring in "AI medical devices"What the fuck did you even learn in that course? Sounds like a retard man's bioinformatics course
>>62461531you sound like a woman brother.man up.you could have been born in africa.
>>62461500excessive foreign securities trading fees
>>62461542Boomer
>>62461535much like oil prices the past couple of months there's alot of levers left to pull for yields. unlike oil i think they kind of ran through alot of their ammo already. could get ugly. not holding TLT by any means just an attempted flip, could lose -25%>>62461539he won't
>>62461542T. Millenialboomer who got everything handed to him.Your generation was so lucky
>>62461539I know you're a dumb thirdie, but the 1 job that the US Navy does that is good is police the entire worlds international waterways. Iran really shouldn't have attacked those civilian shipping vessels, dumbest thing they could have done.
>>62461544im not a boomer, but quit your bitching for sympathy in the money making thread.i got my own problems.
>>62461548Arguably the best thing they can do is keep inflicting as much pain as possible against the US until after midterms.
I always mess up the math when i am tipping -_-New york is alright, but i gotta be honest i like sf more, the weather and the bay and the fresh air. The women are prettier here tho
>>62461542If I was born in africa I would just get a free ride to europe and fuck all the white women I want, r-tard.
>>62461550sir this is the female broker pickup artist thread
>>62461550Like what?
>>62461548Pretty smart actually since all they need to do to control the strait is fire a missile every now and then and have some speedboats on standby and all the US chimpouts have not stopped Iran from being able to do that
>>62461548probably a kike falseflag anyways to drag the golem back into war
>>62461548maybe they could've never had the incentive to close it in the first place?
https://www.ft.com/content/08a93f45-24fe-4ea3-9b1e-ecfb68ee309dhttps://archive.vn/phVdM>HSBC is halting lending to riskier private credit clients, after high-profile bankruptcies cast doubt on underwriting standards in the sector and pushed banks to cut their exposure.>Europe’s biggest lender told clients in recent weeks that it would not renew their facilities after deciding to stop lending to private credit funds that did not provide sufficient returns to justify the risk, according to three people familiar with the matter. Instead, HSBC will focus on lending to less risky private credit funds, the people added.>A person close to the bank said its interest in private credit remained strong but it was “adjusting its risk tolerance to the sector”. The bank would no longer be providing back leverage — the term for bank lending to private credit funds — to a number of clients, this person said, but would continue to provide other services to the funds.>HSBC is the latest bank to cut its exposure to the riskier end of the private credit market, which has been rocked by several corporate collapses. CS Venkatakrishnan, the Barclays chief executive, said in April that the bank was “constraining lending to certain structured finance counterparties”.Say it with me lads: PRIVATE CREDIT IS CONTAINED
You're about to witness some collapse of Rome shit over the next 12 months, starting today. Yes, today.
On another note, STX is sold down 30% on this dump for little reason
Their next EPS should be around 6 bucks a share, nearly double the current. Too bad they're trading at 189 billion, if they were half of that they could do a wild SNDK-like run.
Iran should finally start hitting gulf oil now in retaliation, that’s the only was orange nigger will stop these gay lawncutting strikes
Market doesn't seem to give much of a fuck about the current special military operationerino
>>62461578Our fate is in the koreans tiny but nimble hands now. May god help us all.
>>62461578The market had assumed that this whole thing would have to have ended in May because of economic collapse, but the market did not account for retards calling the shots, or maybe the market is retarded, or both
I'll never understand how people looked at chatGPT in 2023 and didn't sell all of their worldly possessions to buy like Nvidia or Google or whatever.Like you must have had a very high standard of what amazes you. (Or you were a moron who didn't understand what you were looking at).
nebius 11%why for what purpose?did they save the world or some shit? everything is red why they are not
>>62461584Market had the strait fully reopened and traffic flows normalised by the end of June at the latest, it's also good how JD Vance openly says the US is using the MoU to get as much oil as possible before resuming strikes, US is run by big mouth retards
>>62461518stop right now
I'm around 25% in PMs, 25% in broadly diversified ETFs, the rest cash for now.Other than oil, is there anything I could put 5–10% into that has a realistic but unlikely chance to go through the roof and otherwise just crab along but overall retain its value for the next few years?
>>62461582What can the Koreans do with these tiny but nimble hands?
Stock prices are determined by the federal reserve on a daily basis
>>62461591Did you do that?
>>62461593Nebius had bearish divergences on its 3 consecutive peaks at about 300-280. Then the fake meta news came and it crashed 15% in 1 day, followed by another brutal crash from 230 to 207. Then finally yesterday and today early in pre market it had a quick nibble at 180 and then it started to pump back up due to algorithms.
>>62461591I would have done what you said if I had in 2023 any shekels -- but I personally was only impressed in the latter half of 2024 for the first time by the tech, when I found out you can hold actual discussions with Sonnet 3.5.
quite few /smg/s rn
> futures
>>62461578no shit. bobo delusion and mania over 3rd worlder twitter news are bottom signals
>>62461603>fake meta newsHoly COPE
SOXL DAYS
>>62461591first time i put on an Oculus I was totally blown away.it was like pure science fiction.Meta wrote off the verse as a 100 billion dollar loss a couple of years later.
I'm going to remind everyone again because it's not too late. You missed the bounce on oi, but it's not too late to get into oilAlso, it's a good time to get into gold. There might be a little more downside with gold left to do, though
>>62461610the next high will be lower than the ATH. the high after that will be lower than the one before. and the one after that will...
>>62461610At least post the cozy version thats too creepy 4 me :3
>>62461617>help me fight the United States Treasury (with money) so that I can prove I was right all along.
>>62461617>Get into gold with rising inflation and interest rates about to riseLOL
Does the euro anon with eastern euro wife who was deep in metals and minors still post? I am worried about him. I hope he made it
>>62461631those two things are almost certainly mutually exclusive
>>62461601Sort of, I already had 50% of my net worth in Nvidia, and another 30% in other tech.
>>62461615One of my friends in college worked at oculus vr and had a prototype and I brought my wheel and tried project cars and it was mental with headphones I was sweaty afterwards
>>62461636Gold does poorly against near term inflation and against a stronger USD
>>62461553(You)This isn't your fucking blog faggot.
>>62461639>racing sim VRi want this>>62461641>gold does poorly in a risk off environmentoften. 3500 and below is accumulate for me. i was more commenting on rates
>>62461636not necessarilyif you're printin more, people are gunna want a higher rate on a loan.needs to actually outpace the printing to slow it.
>>62461626>all that worthless gold in Fort KnoxI am actually completely insane and believe gold trails the housing market.
>>62461646So you're just illiterate and don't understand what "mutually exclusive" means then and you actually meant "mutually inclusive"
>>62461547>T. MillenialboomerImagine being a millenial who is barely surviving with broken bones, two black eyes and insane levels of trauma. Imagine sacrificing so zoomies don't have to suffer as much as they did.Imagine being called a Millenialboomer "who got everything handed to him" and "lucky" while you wait to dieDamn anon I hope you were joking
ExxonMobil corp has changed its name to ExxonMobil holdings corporation
>>62461653>Imagine being a millenial who is barely surviving with broken bones, two black eyes and insane levels of trauma. Sounds like growing up in Russia to be qh
>>62461648lower rates is the printing from here imo. they'll force the treasury onto the commercial banks psuedosimilar to covid where they told everybody to lend and the fed did the whole fakeout with credit markets>>62461652fucking idiot
>>62461651im not sure what you mean.my point, as it was earlier, is that money is the treasuries business and also a primary means of collecting tax these days.its as serious as the irs that no one fuck with that, so you're just gunna get them cheeks busted trying to hold other forms of money, and at the end of the day, they can just make it illegal or seize it like the last two times they had a similar issue.
DEVIL TRIPSAND KOSPIDEVIL DIPS>:)
>>62461665all things are godly
>>62461646It was fucking wild I was doing laps around nurburgring in a sauber c9 and managed 5:51, my wheel was a logitech g27 with no assists, you look down and your hand siwtching gears is the same
>>62461653>im a sad insecure faggot please stop making fun of meWhy dont you post this to facebook where someone will give a shit, dumbass?
>>62461665>>62461666Kek
>>62461659You said rates rising was related to inflation rising but said they were "mutually exclusive" you're an illiterate nigger
>>62461668>fun of meLmao. You missed the point entirely
>>62461665
>>62461659im just saying in a hypothetical scenario if you have inflation at 14% you would see rates out in the economy rise to double digits, but so long as they dont exceed 14% inflation, they wont stop it.in fact you could imagine market rates of 12% going 13% actually making inflation worse, since it would push up costs but with it that high everyone just expects the diff will be made up.there are scenarios where you can have both on the rise, so long as inflation outpaces rates.
>>62461536Millionaire? I have 270k net worth. TSLL is 2x leverage, its not a 0DTE or a 10x position.
>>62461665how many times have you invoked satan and failed now.ive seen it at least thrice.maybe he just don't like you no more.
>>62461665Dont worry anon, itll happen anyway
>>62461617>Also, it's a good time to get into gold.No it's not, I'll make it simple: closed strait means everyone has to buy dollars to buy oil from the US which means strong dollar, bad for gold. Check the USD FX crosses since the Iran shitshow started.Open strait means gulf states taking dollars from all over the world yes, but they use USD to buy gold because they're not stupid.And that's 90% of it.
>>62461508I wish I had the courage to do this stuff. But 100k is almost my entire portfolio
>>62461683Satan is on the side of big oil now
>>62461656I'd go drillin' in her for oil, with my penis, if you know what I mean
>>62461516I would never enter a bullish SpaceX position
zion don wanna tank my portfolio, i hope iran embarrass this faggot so bad he gets kicked out. not like he done shit for americans anyways.
>>62461691if by satan you mean bussy and by one side you mean about to bumblast your port then yes.
>>62461693no
>>62461678But isn't it scary to hold such a position?
>>62461690I was full port yoloing into NVDL in 2024 when my net worth was 100kAs long as you have a good stable job, with decent income and already put 10% into your retirement account, who cares? This is play money
>>62461704The retarded among us have no fear
>>62461687Imagine being born as a kot who doesn't even understand what he's looking and when he sees a car
>>62461703>>62461703>>62461703
>>62461704Tell yourself its just money and treat it like a video game, im not buying leveraged positions with my yearly takehome income, im just flipping a bandos chestplate on the GE
>>62461671no, you're a feminine cunt who has to turn an innocous comment into a shitslingening because you're emotionally attached to a particular view that was marginally questioned. lower rates is the printing. higher rates means everybody lower than top 20% turns into a fucking peasant = deflationary and western dominance basically collapses so far as i can see. which one do you think policymakers will go with?>>62461667i played dirt rally on xbox controller so much i had to quit because i was afraid of carpal tunnel. sounds like crazy fun>>62461677exactly, negative real rates are inevitable imo. but the crux of the argument with anon is that the higher risk shit gets heemed regardless of real or nominal = disinflationary because of >200% market cap to GDP. not always, but the current backdrop implies lower nominal rates (from here, higher in the long run probably) with sticky inflation. mutually exclusive
Iran will launch a massive attack on us bases
>>62461717scratch that, we have negative real rates. they're gonna go more negative
>>62461631every retard, like you, is betting against gold and betting for rising interest rates
>>62461717This was winter 2014 I can only imagine how things are now, thanks for awakening that memory I'm gonna sort out a rig now
>>62461707Not retarded, just really really dont want to retire at 55+
>>62461591literally how you bastardliterally how did you connect the donts to nvidia
>>62461656GAT DANG
>>62461636Put DXY and gold/silver side by side. I love silver, but i sold once I got the rumors of no rate cuts. Its just how it is. There's no magic in the rocks.
