Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStBbkG5bEQ&list=PLI3O4xzO1lyeor4n41lJNb0WC4oyEtuKtMy name is Xavier Ronald Pullman, and I am a verbose XRP shill. I used to be a normal, well-adjusted and hardworking ubereats delivery driver. That is, until I stumbled upon /xsg/.I never paid XRP much mind before, but for some reason I felt drawn to the XRP Schizo General on biz. I didn't understand why there had to be thousands of threads about some retarded altcoin from 15 years ago that is the same price it was at ten years ago. What could they even talk about? I was curious, and this will end up being the worst mistake of my life.Upon opening the thread I noticed it was completely dead, save for dozens of posts from a retarded attentionwhore the other users call "Spammy". But even the last post from Spammy was made hours ago. As I was about to leave, however, my browser refreshed, and a new post loaded onto my screen.It was a verbose, insane ramble about how xrp will be thousands of dollars because the crown prince of dubai bought it or something. It was such an obvious shill it had to have been paid for by brad garlinghouse himself. It also heavily utilized the infamous gish gallop technique, that involves delivering a barrage of attacks on your opponent to overwhelm him in debate.Unfortunately, this gish gallop had a grave effect on me. I became extremely, dangerously bullish for xrp. I was obsessed, so much so it consumed my life fully. And I began to spend my entire life on biz, bullishly gish galloping at xrp and owning linkies. Any perceived attacks made against xrp met my gish gallop. Soon after I went all in at xrp, and took out large loans just to buy more xrp. And I lost my hair due to stress and bullishness. Now, I've been reduced to another verbose faggot doing brad's bidding.Let this be a warning to you all, do NOT browse /xsg/ at 3 AM. And NEVER read a verbose xrp shill post in its entirety. This advice could save your life.
didn't read, kys.
