>work weekends as night security >do nothing on my shifts, spend them playing vidya on my steam deck>come home to my autistic wife we get neetbux for>make $4000 a month doing this, rent in my shithole is $650>invest $0my life is good.
>>62467033>autistic wifedoes she at least have big milkers? otherwise you probably ngmi
>>62467033The average millennial, everyone
>>62467049I'm a zoomer thoughbeit
>>62467033>>62467055I work night shifts as well, but I work in a giant warehouse that produces one thing and one thing only. Don't worry about what it is, but it's the only thing we make so everything is very specialized. I actually make $8000 a month doing this but after taxes I take home $5K-$6K. I can't say I don't do anything all day, but I do get to play around 3 hours of video games during my shift because of the way we take our breaks. I invest a large percentage of it into stonks, precious metals, and crypto because I'm not a fucking retard like you. Get on my level. Have fun being poor in your future.>inb4 you buy crypto therefore you're the retardI've made so much money from crypto, you wouldn't believe me if I told you the amount. Stay poor and stay retarded.
>>62467126rude desu
>>62467033>rentNGMI
>>62467033Can I come over?
>>62467033>autistic wifeI couldn't risk the autistic children, dude.
>>62467126unironically this guy will come out way ahead of most college graduates or guys trying to move up corporate ladder. income isn't as important as committing to saving a good portion every month.