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> nows
If spy gets to 746 I'll make 100 dollars today
>>62468017*756
>>62468017Can I borrow one?
AAAAAAAAAH I'M GETTING SQUEEZERED
Don't hide, just buy.
I am still making money off of sneedisk and sneedisk accessories>CAM ON editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62468009Menbros, much as I hate to say this, are we the niggers of gender?
>>62468023ok
why is shitvidya only pumping crap today
Has operation FLUSH LOO commenced yet?
I will move to Kazakhstan
Anyone want my RORO model?It signals risk on and risk off, and severity of risk offIt's not bulletroof but nothing is. In real choppy markets you can get false risk off signals, or false risk on signals before more downside.It's right more than it is wrong.
Bros where is the volume
next week on /smg/
>>62468049Uh oh, tsm is going to beat like crazy and make the entire semi sector dump 10+%
>>62468031I dont know. I was out with some cokeheads thiscweek. Bitches were smoking pot in the crowd instead of the smoking area, mouthing off bouncers, puked in the middle of it all, and budged every line. They were 31-36... As a respectable rich educated white male I was floored what pretty privilege allowed them to get away with.They made fun of my ear plugs :(
>>62468049>ASML>TSMLooking nice>NFLXOh boy, will it dump even lower? Surely their financials aren't actually that poor?
Always buy Sandisk on every dip. It'll always pump for some GODDAMN. FUCKing. Reason.
Once I'm rich from retardmaxxing I will travel to Kazakhstan and take pic related as my wife.
i don't like these candles
>>62468049>NFLXSELL NOW
> le Black-Scholes> why are my hecking contracts on leveraged asset BUTTX not fair value?!
Exited all my DRAM my positions and rotated into 50/50 into skhy and amd. Just gonna delete my portfolio app and reopen it in December. If I lose it all then it is what it is.
Test
>>62468041>>62468062Don't let your dreams be memes. All in TQQQ next dump. Ride with the Khans.
This market is so fucking boring, man.
>>62468062Kazakh women DO NOT look like that
>>62468062beautiful kazakh women are super cutejust becareful because i heard kazakh men beat up foreginers who go there to steal their woman
spy pls do the needful
>>62468066>AMDGood, I approve.>SKhymenNot too sure here, but it'll be probably fine. Wish you luck.
I was pretty sure Skynix would dump on listing and rape all tech stocks even more. Huh.>>62468061Don't buy immediately though or else you'll be waiting for it o go back up lel
>>62468083Even space niggers had a decent first day or two
>>62468066even though you keep making bad callsthis one will be right for sure
>incels have found out that there are basically wasians on this planet alreadyFUCK KHAZAKHSTAN I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
>>62468066I realized a -9% recently and rotated into boring-ass divvy ETFs. Can't be asked, I make enough to put 3k in each month, it will sort itself out.
>>62468062CUTE!!!
>>62468070you know what passive income means, right?
Why doesnt the stock move towards my price target faster?? God this swingtrading nonsense is taking forever>bought 4 hours ago
>>62468065I doubt his parents would have issue with neeting if hes making that much money in a single month.>inb4 boomers who demand you be useful to societyYet market makers and hedgefunds are?
>>62468092instead of continuing to make stupid decisionsyou can just go 100% VT
>>62468087You only need to be right a couple times to make it, anon
Enough low vol pumping, ready for the trumptweet in 2 minutes?
>>62467925Epsteinfag got me banned for the day.I remain gigabullish overall, though it is clear we still have some faggots who refuse to get with the program who are fighting quite hard.I expect they will get phone calls this weekend and work something out.I am surprised at golds resiliency, though I suppose bussy is busy with other matters at the moment and doesn't need to care too much while the dxy is strong.
>>62468065my experience of trading while sleepy is that I make really shit decisions that fuck up my trades.
>>62468105Oh fuck I forgot it's Friday. We all know what that means...
this market is so boring, can we have a happening?
>>62468110That a whole civilisation will die tonight?
>>62468060NFLX is on the road to valuations similar to cable TV companies. I was bearish on them like 4 years early kek.
>>62468062I cannot understate this enough but I desperately want this women to be mine (willingly, it's no fun otherwise)I'm neither rich nor have this woman. How can I go on? Retardmaxxing is not even getting me wealthy fast enough.
>>62468107My theory for today is that yesterdays behavior will be punished quite severly.And it looks as though they are trying it again today with a violent late day upside move.I have had a good day today though, and am not willing to risk much more on it.
>>62468116More strikes/peace deal once markets down and the weekend starts. Not a second earlier.
Theta play is so comfy, by far the most chud coded trade.You are LITERALLY betting that nothing ever happens
>>62468107I'm supposed to inverse you if I want to make it right? I'm confused. What would you suggest?
>>62468122The only way to make her love you willingly is to take her unwillingly. That’s the paradox of women. Especially true for Khazak girls
>>62468091this?
>>62468132To inverse me you would by puts around 310 to 315.Good luck.
>>62468136sexo
>>62468135Works only if you're attractive. Otherwise it's just Stockholm syndrome.
What a waste of a day. Should've just gone to sleep or full ported SNXX at open. Or gone and done my exercise, showered, and then go shopping.
>>62468151Nothing is more important than the casino, anon
>>62468154What about his loved ones?
>>62468151ngmi>>62468154this guy fucks
>>62468159Loved ones come and go, casino is always open.>>62468160You know it, fellow frog poster
>>62468095Fuck passive, I wanna retire before age 40. Fuck this world.
Ze shorts will be fine. Ze volatility will resume next week.
>>62468046For anyone interested,here is my RORO model https://filebin.net/2enza3rplsuo53moYou act according to if the model says it's a risk on or risk off day. If it's risk off, you hedge, rotate, or do whatever your strategy is to reduce or eliminate your risk.You'll make money if you follow it most of the time. It's an alpha generating engine. Just keep in mind, it's not always right. There's an instructions text file in the archive as well that details what the various modes do.
>>62468167>casino is always openTell that to the weekend. Shit's closed.
>>62468144Whoever made this reversed the haircolours on the girls, lmao>>62468136Not the classic kazakh phenotype, but what caused the recent hype
>>62468170It actually will. Memory and semis have lost all the steam pumping the market and we're about to enter a full bear.
>>62468168This is unironically the right mentality. Everywhere on earth is becoming a brown 3rd world shithole, you're better off trying to hit it big young and living your life than be 60 surrounded by niggers coping with a large bank number
>>62468136I dont want to be the 2/10 guy, but those tear ducts creep me out.
>>62468176Please I’m coping pretty hard rn tbdesu
>>62468184>>62468176I want this so bad but I've given up. 8% dump at best.
>>62468176>ASML and TSM earnings next weekPretty bold words.
>>62468191Korea doesnt care. Give us all your money foreigner scum
>NVDA edging all dayMy dick is fucking blasted.
>>62468196The post, the pic, the filename. Perfection.
CRAB EVERYTHING AT 0.00AHHHH FUCK AHHHH
>>62468196I dumped that fucking garbage when I was up slightly.
>>62468194Well, if you're shorting gooks, then it may work out.
>>62468187>CryptoGoos
>>62468200I have more.
>>62468203Kek just dumped the last of my DRAM and shifted it into something else. Vague on purpose so market maker bots scraping this place cant get as much alpha off me
I think once you're below the big anchored vwaps off the initial opening like SKHY(V) is you're pretty much done for the day unless you want to try to short it.
>>62468216TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS
AH MY 0DTE IS DECAYING POWER HOUR PUMP JUST GOOO
>pre weekend dump commences
My (female) advisor wants to schedule a call to go over my retirement account investments... I've been dodging her for like 3 years.
>>62468227
>>62468238Does she intimidate you?
>>62468238Tell her you guys should merge your 401ks and get married for tax purposes
>>62468220Do you like wendys?
>>62468242Kek
>>62468238Just tell her you were trying your bestest
>>62468244No, I don't consume junk food if that's what you're referring to.
>>62468238Under no circumstances apologize for what you did
>>62468238>I see here that you fullported sonicobamacoin for a while in your Roth.
>>62468241She's a woman, so yes, they all do>>62468246>>62468250>>62468251Well I don't manage that account, so I don't do anything (other than occasionally deposit some cash). The system does (which she kind of controls I guess). It did like 13% last year and 12% in 2024. It's up 12% this year already, so I'm fine with it.Last time she asked how my self-managed portfolio was doing, but... I don't want to talk about that now.
>>62468251HFW
>>62468244>he put it into a memestock>a memestock where almost all of the actual shares reside with the company and CEOits over
>NVDA is responsible for 65% of all of this special data center ram companies like micron are pivoting toouhh
>>62468052>>62468085>sk hynix cool for a few days>semis recover to pre-fucked levels>TSM beats but it didn't beat "enough">semis violently dump again as gooks and chinks scramble for the doorsThen it'll recover, but Kioxia and the FOMC both happen around the same time and it'll dump again as japs join in the dumping.
>>62468107so we make new ath before giga dump? was this the bottom?also i shit in epstein mods mouthxe is either a mod or a jannyxe announced report and didnt got banned
Buy ccl
most boring day since weeks today ey?
>>62468216What about alpha scraping fleshies trying to wriggle through the bars of their wage cages?
>Check MAG7 YTD out of curiosity>AAPL +16.21%>AMZN +8.48%>GOOG +12.84%>META +3.02% >NVDA +11.18%>TSLA -6.55%>MSFT -18.50%Magnificent? My ass, what a shitload of fuck
>>62468052It's kinda funny how that works.>what the fuck, you beat the guidance only by, like, 15%? SELL SELL SELL, DUMP
>>62468277the day of nothing ever happens
>>62468269No, i just think there will be a pump here before the EOD, rather than what everyone assumes, which is a dump off closer to max pain.While the war is on, this is the bottom or relatively close.Afterwards we will dump. But I expect that given the Iranians were basically given all they wanted and still couldn't see reason, that the war will continue for some time.
>>62468282But chuddha... what if....
>>62468277Not even a good afternoon for spy calls. Power hour is shaping up to be crab hour. Guess I'll just do my stupid job.
>>62468280but once you understand how gay they are you can somewhat plan around it.
>>62468287Double down on deep itm calls and take tiny profit no balls
JUST FUCKING DO IT
should I hold my nvda for next week?
>>62468290Maybe, I'm not brave enough. At least not for now. I'm sure once I attempt something similar it'll just reverse or I'll miss the timing. I just buy and hold.As always you are your worst enemy when it comes to trading/investing. Apart from gooks that will just keep dumping on your with their 100x levered ETF's.
>>62468300Graveyards are full of people who thought they had more time.
When's the next penis inspection day so I know when to skip?
>>62468310Right now. Drop em.
>>62468310Penis inspectors now come to your house and you have to show them your portfolio, too#BidensAmerica
>>62468300>As always you are your worst enemy when it comes to trading/investingme as I try to schedule an interview at the local clinic near my house for an accounting job while thinking about how I would have had 200-800k if I wasn't a pussy with AI.
>>62468305Perhaps I'll pull the trigger one day, but it is not today. I'm all too aware of many of the traps I'd likely get caught into. There's a good reason why so many people lose money.
>>62468320What's worse, wondering what if, or knowing you at least tried
Slurped some palantir today, what are you guys buying?
>>62468321Worse is probably losing money over something I expected to lose money over. It's not all that tempting unless I at least feel like I can make some positive returns.
POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAnyway micron is moving like I thought, money is shifting to SK Hynix because their marketshare of HBM is greater than that of micron. Micron will lag and dump harder than the wider market until their next profit report in september.
It’s all so tiresome
>>62468329As long as you can live with it, anon. I've won it all and lost it all in a day. But at least I'll never have to wonder what if. Best of luck regardlesspussy bitch lol
>>62468332MU is like a combo of SK Hynix and sneedisk they make both memory and storage
my MSFT leveraged etf far otm calls are FUKT.
>>62468319>if I wasn't a pussy with AINo use crying over spilled milk. If you didn't build enough conviction to get into the space, then you would've possibly paperhand sold at the first signs of volatility. That's often how it goes. Next time try doing your due diligence and build a thesis you have a conviction in.
>>62468017nvm had strike at 755 and I did it hooray
>>62468286
>>62468285>>62468132Right again.Suck my cock.
We're actually pumping on peacetalk stuff again aren't we
>>62468337I'd rather be a pussy than do retarded stuff I know is retarded and will cost me money.
>>62468348Sure thing anon. Sure.
holy shit... we are so back
One of the worst days on the market. What happened? All that just to go approximately 0%?
>>62468352Bought SOXS calls for Monday.
Its a beautiful thing watching market makies get punished for that horseshit yesterday.A beautiful beautiful thing.
Nvidia's glory days will return and this is merely the beginning
Theory, once no new option orders can be made for today, price action will suddenly speed up
would SOXL just make up its fucking mind
>>62468341>>62468339According to SK Hynix, they control the lion's share of the HBM3 market. Micron and Samsung are trying to break into the HBM4/5 market.https://news.skhynix.com/2026-market-outlook-focus-on-the-hbm-led-memory-supercycle/>Effective HBM4 Market Share: Alliance 31% : Samsung 69%According to a post I read on >reddit, samsung has 69% of the HBM4 market thoughBroadly, Micron is the retarded third kid between samsung and sk hynix who are dominant while Micron struggles to catch up.
Went long on oil futures Someone do something stupid already
>>62468363So why has samsung been dumping?
Very well done Don and allies on the SPY.Now beat their asses on the QQQ and the SOXL, especially the SOXL, since that was the greed driving them. Bust em up.
>>62468355Checked and same
OK but how do I invest in a kazakh wifeBuy a horse and just grab one and ride off with her??Kazakhstan sounds like a cool place to visit, are they too russified to like america?
>>62468285but how long will the pump continue before we go bearish again?its ups and downs recently
>>62468382They're quite Russified but not politically. If you came and said you're American they'd probably be more bewildered that you came to their shithole than anything.t. Euro that's been in Mongolia
>>62468373It only did 19x when people were expecting 20x, but samsung is the market leader in the HBM4 market which is recently launched and will become preferred over HBM3, but SK Hynix is the current leader over micron making it a preferable investment. Micron is the number 3 laggard, which is why it will lag for months until it posts record profits in september, the point of maximum opportunity.
CAAAHHHMMMM ON BUSSSY FLATTEN THOSE MARKET MAKER DICKSSTOMP EM OUTSTEAL TOE BOOTS
>>62468292I took a shit and made $30 before wiping. Was fun. Thanks anon.
>>62468382Kazakhstan is an advanced country now you can't just kidnap women you have to bribe them with kitchen equipment like nice blenders and air fryers.
>>62468396How many air fryers for kazakh wife
>>62468389I still don't understand why you expect MU to pump on its next earnings report when it dropped 30% on its last two.
