World in flames edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious >>62469348
>>62470758why so dismissive?
> futures
ALL GAPS WILL BE FILLED WITH MY PENIS
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
I am still making money off of sneedisk and sneedisk accessories>can't wait for Monday editionthank you for your attention to this matter
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
>>62470789>tfw missed the 67 ID by onebruh>>62470769>>62470792based
>>62470794Based on what?
>>62470786Christ is king.
>>62470824King of what? La La land?
"Market sentiment research" is just scraping r*ddit and 4chan and performing statistical analysis on the strings the more bullish you are, the bullish market becomes you're nothing but a slave to an omnipotent egregore of your own creation
VIX is the GCP dot of finance
>>62470833King of Heaven.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783797267919272.webm
>>62470860So actually a king of La La land. Good to know.
>>62470839>caring about the sentiment of people with no money
>>62470877fucks sake what a faggot you are
So err... about that deadline the US set for Iran, where they have to announce that they won't target shipping anymore or else... that's about to expire in a couple hours.
>>62470905My body is ready.
if things work out well I could make another 200k this year.
>>62470905Ah, so what you're saying is that in about 2 hours Donald Trump will announce a revolutionary Peace deal thanks to his strong leadership
>>62470905Iran basically said that it was a small group of hardliners attacking ships and it won't happen again
>>62470933That was CNN or Axios (I forget which) quoting an "American official" who claimed Iran had said this. The Americans are demanding Iran publicly announce that they're not going to target shipping anymore and won't impose tolls.
>>62470937That was aljazeera quoting an Iranian diplomat
How many people have liquidated their DRAM positions? I've got 0 holdings in it after closing out the remaining positions yesterday. Fuck that shit stock, I may as well just manually invest in the individual stocks.
I wonder if things will escalate tomorrow and if there will be a historic peace agreement Monday morning
>>62470944Nope>Behind the scenes: A U.S. official said the Iranians reached out to the administration after two days of skirmishes earlier this week and sought further talks to resolve the dispute.>"They told us, 'We screwed up. We made a mistake. Let's keep talking,'" the official claimed.>Baghaei denied on Friday that Iran had requested negotiations with the U.S. and claimed Iran only agreed to a request by the Qatari mediators to discuss the matter.>"We want them to publicly say that they will stop shooting at ships and explicitly, or at least implicitly, acknowledge that they screwed up. We are working on that now," one U.S. official said. "We expect the Iranians to say ... that every channel in the strait will be open and that it will be toll-free."https://www.axios.com/2026/07/10/iran-strait-hormuz-attacks-mou-deal
>>62470957Yeah I don't care what axios says to bagpump. The escalation was a nothing burger with the same predictable outcome.
>>62470946I also got out but a day earlier
I hope "the AI bubble" pops and I can finally afford computer parts to run a nicer local LLM on my computer.
>>62470973>Make money on AI stocks>Use some of that money for your expensive computer partsOnly the real world dealers suffer.
>>62470957Kek, kick the hornets nest expect to get stung. This is what happens when you have too many generations not dealing in the real world
>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week>new pollfag>https://strawpoll.com/BJnXV3B9dZv
>"wider tech and SaaS is dead" they said >"semi stocks will suck up all the capital" they said i should've stuck to my guts instead of listening to korean transplants posting trend-hyping shit in here i halved my VGT position for a shitcoin disguised as an etf (soxl)
>>62470998Why didn't you sell at 300?
>>62470998I capitulated and accept I am too dumb for anything other than DCAing index funds. At most I play timing when I DCA my paycheck by a couple days
>>62470957Not a trustworthy source. He-said, she-said secondhand reporting from outlets with an angle, without primary sources.@mb_ghalibaf@araghchiactual twitter handles or iranian representatives.
>>62470973Can't afford the $2400 graphics card to upgrade your waifubot?
>>62471008koreans broke into my house, tied me down physically, and locked me out of my brokerage account just as i was about to sell at the june peak don't look up "talmud in korea"
digits and middle east is sent to the void and we all go to a better dimension with our gains
>>62470998>i halved my VGT position for a shitcoin disguised as an etf (soxl)ain't SOXL basically VGT on steroids? what you complaining about
>>62470759Based edition. When they give you the same golden generational opportunity to buy like in march 2020, you just take it.
>>62471055>anon tells anons to buy the top of crack spreads when all they know is the buy button on robinhoodBait
This guy was a gold bear the past 6 months and traded short gold successfully. He's been more neutral last few days, now turning bullish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7jXqmJRqjY
>crack spreadIs that a goatse reference?
>>62471065Non-issue when you buy fully integrated oil companies. And if you're a gambler, at those price you can buy producers instead, and ditch refiners. Plenty of plays to do. But even there, day after day, refiners are currently a pic related species, so yeah.If you're not sure and want to win either way, you just buy integrated, which would be the equivalent of buying an index ETF. Simple as.
>>62471071invest in CRAKCRAK to the moon
>>62471055I don't know what this means. Do I buy oil or not?
>>62471099yesyou buy oil equities with leverage
>>62471099yes buy XOM on leverage
Are there any businesses built around the murder of loud obnoxious wiggers with regional accents?If so I would like to invest.
>tfw CRAK baggie
>>62471037kek, I looked it up
>>62471037Fucking CRYPTOJEWS. EVERYWHERE is filled of MASONIC, JEWS, NIGGERS OR CRYPTOJEEEEWS.
is screening stocks from ai bullish or bearish?
it's so boring without markets open
>>62471037>Rumor has it that every home has a Korean copy of the Talmud and that mothers teach it to their children to give them wisdom. It is also a required part of the school curriculum.>The Talmud is a bestseller in South Korea - even the government insists it is good for you, and has included it on the curriculum for primary school children.>"Reports of the Talmud being a national classic in South Korea have been floating around for several years, but it's now official," announced the online newspaper Arutz Sheva.WTF
>>62470759What if Kevin raises the rates later this month? What if he doesn't but says they're definitely on later this year? What happens to SOXL in either scenario? Will pic related be my reaction?
>>62471038nice try, mormon I'm going to go drink a caffeinated soda just to make a pointlong KO
I sure hope Micron goes to $2000 while I'm holding it rather than crap out again.
>>62470905tariffs are bearish. if Trump is too busy with war, there's a lower risk of tariffs. therefore, war is bullish
>>62471190You'll be lucky if you dont look like pic related once Kevin is done with you
>>62471037It all makes sense now
>>62470792Based
>>62471195We need less new about the files so trump doesn't do a distraction from it
Do we like etfs here?I'm looking for some higher risk ones. So far ive got SPMO and VUG.Yes I already asked a damn ai.
>>62471240As long as it's not a memecoin ETF or something.
>>62471240SPMO is great. Not a lot of risk but more volatile than sp500. SGRT is the higher upside version of SPMO. I'd go 50/50 SPMO/SGRT or just pure SGRT. SGRT is an actively managed monthly rebalancing momentum earnings growth based etf. It's unique not seen anything else like it. It's an automatic winner picker imo.
>>62471246Are you on cokeThis post reads like youre on coke
>>62471037>For adults, the text is frequently marketed as a self-help tool or guidebook for business strategies, financial success, and overcoming adversity.kekkk
>>62471240yeah, I like SOXL, USD, TQQQ, and SSO.
>>62471248I use a THC tincture for sleep otherwise I don't do drugs but I've done coke. It's great.
>>62471256handpicked tastes better, you know, like when your mother slices the apple for you
>>62471262That's correlation not causation.
>>62471262mmmm brown person poop fingers
>>62471256Alright hotshot, whats your percentages?
>>62471279Allocation % i mean
>>62471274>That's correlation not causation!How many cocks did you suck today.
>*pulls down /smg/‘s trousers and underpants*>*exposes /smg/‘s defenseless /smg/ussy>*begins to PUMP and DUMP seed directly in*Ughhhhh YEA!!! WOOOOO!!! Thats some good /smg/ussy!! (I yell in delight)
>>62471313gay
>>62471313Furfag
>>62471313HOLY YUMOLA
>>62471262I hate my mother, she unironically is a raging narcissistic bitch that made it her life goal to make everyone around her miserable and never seeking therapy for her mental illness despite being told by people around her to get help. Cutting the apple myself would make it taste better.
>>62471337Why did your father procreate with her if he knew that she was going to be a terrible wife and mother?
>>62471337>never seeking therapy for her mental illness despite being told by people around her to get help.That's based though.
Which American or European companies can I invest in and forget for 5-10 years?
>>62471340He says she flipped after marriage and kids. He is a hero in my eyes for sticking around to try and make it work and being there for us but he is terribly naive when it comes to women. Me personally, I know women switch up their behavior once they feel like they have locked you down but I'm sure there were red flags along the way he just didn't see because he was wearing rose tinted glasses.
>I keep spending money on dumb shitIf this K shaped economy is real then i am keeping it running.
>>62471343No it's really not when you are genuinely mentally ill and are threatening to kill people. I hate to say it but some people really should be mentally checked into institutes but the mental institutes should be like in the old days where the crazy people spent all day walking in circles in a room, I'm sure she would like that.
>>62471337>unironically is a raging narcissistic bitchThat's 70% of men and women in my family. My wildest fantasy is dying and never having to deal with any of them ever again.
>>62471349I have lost count of the number of times that I've heard stories like this and it's sad. I don't understand how any guy can feel secure in his relationship these days. You could be together for 30 years and fuck like rabbits when she wakes up the next morning and says that she needs to go find herself, abandoning you and your kids.It's like you just have to accept that there's a 99% chance of getting your heart ripped out of your chest if you decide to hitch yourself to a woman and best case scenario is that you get to share equal custody while hoping that your kids don't end up hating you because your ex-wife is poisoning their brains.
>>62471349>He is a hero in my eyes for sticking around to try and make it work and being there for us but he is terribly naive when it comes to womenYour dad is an enabler. Unfortunate.
>>62471353If you were the black sheep in a family of narcissists then I hope you are doing better because those childhoods can be hell.
>>62471359>because those childhoods can be hell.It doesn't end there for some of us.>hope you are doing betterThank you.
>>62471357Yeah but he is part of that generation that really got brainwashed by the tv to think the retarded shit most boomers do. It's hard enough to define what being a good man is without ever asking if all we are is just a product of the times.
>>62471363>It doesn't end there for some of us.Yeah that's true it gets brutal when a narcissist gets closer to death.
>>62471364If the narcissist in your life is a present danger you need to understand the role that their enablers play. Not to blame them but to protect yourself in the future.
>TSMC misses investor expectations by .02 hundred>Doesn't raise projections>AI died again>HAHAHAHA I told you not to invest in memory, retard, signed anonymous>Adult diapers
>>62471356These situations normally happen around the 7 year mark. You have to constantly be on every single issue she brings up even if its a money sink or wrong. It's a horrible way to live and they will still complain about "Doing all the Household Chores", "Emotional Labour", "Mental Labour" or whatever dumb terms they want to make up for trying to reciprocate in a relationship that they actually don't want to work for. Had a buddy working on his degree, certifications, cleaned the house and just straight up divorced his woman when she got mad at him for not cooking/cleaning, this is when he had spent all day on his holiday 4 day weekend installing a fence that saved them 15k$ with contractors who will fuck it up by spending 4k$ on high quality materials and doing it himself. Older relationships she would've been out there helping him out and still have a meal ready for him after his shower.
>>62471370Did diaper companies promote widespread anal scenes in porn?
I did the same shit back in march where I said I'd put 10k into the Micron lows on March 10th but pussied out. Did the same thing with sandisk lows on the 8th. FUCKI have to go to an interview on monday. I could have made literally fucking 20k a month for the last 6/7 months. At least the job is at an office 2 minutes from my house so I won't have to endure a fucking 50 minute commute.
>>62471380I did the same thing, except I was already in and took $6000 losses. I got tricked into believing AI was really dead again and took bigger losses than if I held, or shorted too late.
>>62471371I got so badly burned by a woman who switched it up overnight after just two months of dating but several months of talking. I guess that I should be lucky that it didn't last year and that I didn't have a family with her (she was too old to have kids anyway) but it still hurts to hear stories like this over and over. I know that there are couples out there keeping it together but I feel like I have a better chance of hitting a 20x in stocks than I do of finding a woman who won't leave me worse off than I already am.
>>62471356I have just learned to not take women too seriously and to see them all as practically the same. Women get mad at prostitutes because it exposes too much of how the intersexual game is played between the genders. Women are the unserious gender and men have to be the serious ones or everyone as a whole suffers. Know your boundaries and be firm with them. If she doesn't respect your boundaries she can leave or you can ditch her. You can always get a new girl. I think the problem is a lot of men are too much of romantics and they will even over romanticize their own pain. My dad isn't an alcoholic, he rarely ever drinks, but I have seen men drink themselves to death over a bitch that would never pick up his calls or show up to his funeral after he busted his ass for her. Fuck that. When you realize how naturally self centered women are then you really shouldn't feel bad sticking up for yourself or thinking for yourself because no one else will.
>>62471371how did you find this pic of my grandma's computer 20 years ago?
>>62471370I think this is gonna be a crab month for AI. TSM earnings on thursday, AI can go up all week until that point. Then we go down for a few days. Then it recovers again and we get Kioxia and FOMC on the same day, then it dumps into August.
>>62471389As my dad warned me when i was growing up. "if she takes half your money and ruins your friendships then count yourself lucky" a woman can do much worse than that out of spite.
>>62471240hell yeah, i like SGRT but i went all in on FMTM just on the basis of safetySGRT objectivly makes more though, yet i'm worried how it would perform in a crash and i might start going with some margin as i want to min max my gains and having shit fall is no bueno for margini'll take the slightly less gains for more stability and therefore more agility to use margin which translates into more gains when compared to non margin SGRT
>>62471037holy fuck i hate the gooks even more now, that's actually insane
>Go back home from work>Bro tells me our dog warned them of a fireCollies really are special
>>62471416FMTM sounds too much like female to male
btw iran struck another ship an hour ago, closed the strait, mined the omani route, and the us is currently doing another round of bombing in responseoil won't even go above 80 in response to this btw
>>62471451The oil market will continue to be totally fake and gay right up until the moment we have physical shortages and then it will be a catastrophe.
is there gonna be a reversal here or did faang just give all their capital to taiwan and sk for lolz
the BoJ is running out of options. they will have to unwind the Yen carry trade
>>62471475ok but how does that affect me personally?
Thinking of investing in a solar power battery bank because the local datacenters and massive population moving into town are gonna blow up power demand.
Hey burger bros, whats the average weekly time you work over there? I hear its around 40? But some of you have the mindset to work overtime?
>>62471527Don't work anymore so it's 16 hours a day doing whatever I want. Suppose that means I work for myself 112 hours a week.
Are there subscription models for mobility scooters in the US? That could be a HUGE untapped market.
>>62470759Oil will open lower because of the ceasefire falling apart. Non-negotiable
>>62471531Well i mean, im trying to figure out how hard It might be working 6 days each week for a few years now that im mostly done with college
>>62471544Jews will never let there be peace.
Alex Karp on AI survival
I just had an argument over dinner over ratings being an opinion and thats why no ratings agencies got into any trouble.
lmao
Damn house down the street blasting some big fireworks
>>62471253>read talmud>leverage your economy to shambles >drag everyone else down with them I mean, are they victims or perpetrators in this case?
>>62471581You're chinese?
>>62471577Videos like this have made me insanely paranoid about debt. Everytime I watch stuff like this I get stressed out for these people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGoQXEVgjs
>>62471583The perpetrators because I hate them. You do all the work in the world to make sure they arent forced to starve by some big baby with a communist starvation regime and they complain about the west.
>>624715546 days and 8 hours each day? If the workload is anything real that's a great way to burn yourself out. If it's mentally easy or there's a lot of downtime at work then that's a great way to make tons of overtime.
>>62471567so I'm still being targeted, but just not completely for exclusion this timegood news I guess>>62471581I love this country
>>62471590I guess it cant hurt trying it out. Had a great time before college when i was working abroad for an year, ended up leaving precisely because of that, my company would find us a place to live, but during the summer they couldnt keep any place for long and we had to spend our weekends packing
Pretty good video. I laughed at the part when people bought the dip before black Tuesday and jumped from buildings.https://youtu.be/MY1JsJluSSA?is=7zgZbPNYttir7vCF
>>62471587how the fuck...
>>62471574And they called you a retard for daring to go against the experts?
Artist bros...
>>62471455All paper markets are fake and gay, they were literally invented for the purposes of price suppression. Traders finally figured it out and are staying away. I imagine by the time the physical shortage hits they will be fully into some other kind of engineered crisis which keeps everyone from driving.
>>62471587>>62471606>how the fuckPlace with outrageous prices attracts a lot of people with poor economic sense. Makes sense to me. Look at the sort of people who own new cars, most of them have tons of debt and no assets.
SOXL SMIGGERS READY FOR MONDAY
>>62471587>debtmaxing but not for gainsngmi...
>>62471618idk why people spend money on stuff. Everything I need to keep myself just happy enough to not kms, I have at home. But then I just remembered my mom guilted me into going on a vacation with the family this summer...
>>62471622I don’t look like this
>>62471615I'm gonna develop a manga with AI that makes me coom harder than anything from those lowly japs.
no more peacedeals, its over for dram....
>>62471631Peace deals aren't necessary for the future.
>>62471615>even if you're right it's your faultreddit moderators...
>>62471631By the end of this term Trump will survive more assassination attempts than many dictators put together
>>62471636The assassination attempts are all kayfabe
>>62471631Owari da... ayatollah-samu...
>>62471625Women mostly
>>62471626We know youre fat just based on what you say on 4chan
I made a quantitative model with GPT 5.6 SolIt has everything it should have. It could even be plugged into an automated trading system.• The project is feature-complete for its approved scope, but the model is not yet prospectively validated or ready to be treated as proven investment guidance. What it currently does: - Produces a daily advisory U.S. equity exposure from 0%–100%. - Combines 21/63/126/252-session excess-return trends with EWMA volatility and a 12% risk budget. - Supports exact-date, latest-session, weekly, monthly, yearly, and full-history analysis. - Performs point-in-time replay, walk-forward evaluation, transaction-cost variants, benchmarks, sensitivity analysis, and artifact verification. - Includes GARCH, regime-switching, drawdown, trend-only, and volatility-only challengers. - Fails safely when data is missing, stale, or insufficient. How to use it: - Run analyze --latest once after a completed trading session and an explicit data refresh. - Use last-week to understand a recent change. - Use last-month to see stability and possible whipsawing. - Use last-year or all for research—not as a substitute for today’s output. - Rerun the full research experiment only when the dataset, model, configuration, or experiment changes. I would not add news sentiment, macro variables, sectors, or machine learning yet. More inputs could make the model appear deeper while increasing leakage, data- mining, revision, and licensing risks. Evidence quality is the best next investment. I added docs/MODEL_USAGE_GUIDE.md, linked it from the README.md, corrected the operations workflow to use the five-session v2 experiment that produced the verified run, and updated CHANGELOG.md. Verification remains clean: 62 tests passed, 3 live-provider tests skipped, Ruff/mypy/compilation/architecture checks passed, and coverage is 90.14%.
>>62471637"hey sport. I see you're an ActBlue donor. We're already leading massively in the polls, but we need you to hop on this roof and take eight shots, graze his ear and come within an inch of a lethal shot before your brains blown out by secret service. Oh and no one will remember you or think you're cool. Good luck"
>>62471606In my childhood I was neighbors with people like that. They were fun, but genuinely retarded to the point where even me, an 8 year old, could understand they were fucked. I remember my friend bragging about getting their grandmother's inheritence and being able to buy dirtbikes. Then 2008 hit and they went homeless.
Anyone here tried the Buy, Borrow, Die method? Watched one youtube video about a guy doing it and gotta a bunch more recommended to me.Basically you put all your paycheck into the brokerage and invest it and use your margin to pay for your life.I saw three main strategies being deployed using that method. First one was pure growth, you buy a growth ETF and let it ride because the growth should be faster than the interest. This is the pure play as you never pay off the debt and let it ride until you die.Second was some income and mostly growth. You pick growth type fund that pays some income like SCHD or anything like that and then you also pick a growth index. You use the income to pay off interest and then let the growth do its thing. This one is a way to not let interest grow out of control.Third one was to go heavily into income and focus on the ones with higher yields as long as they are sustainable. The idea is to use the income to pay off interest and some of the principal and pocket the spread. Because the income grows fast and your monthly expense don't you can also reinvest most of it instead of paying off the debt, it's a personal choice how much you pay. This strategy focus more on a target monthly distribution as you can pay off the debt faster when you get there but you can keep it going for as long as you want to.What do you guys think of it?
>>62471591Shit, i only noticed it now >>62471600>>62471637You only need a real one
>>62471645Nobody voted for kamala. She never not once during her campaign or even bidens campaign leaded grumpf in the polls. This was from words from her own campaign team and harris's shitty autobiography.C O P E
>>62471653To be perfectly clear I imagine Harris voters with tears streaming down their face every time they complain about their democratically elected leader.
>>62471650Sounds like the guys who were putting too much in MSTY thinking it was an easy ticket to retire with huge income.
>>62471657Oh come on it's only down 90% with a shrinking dividend.
>>62471648My parents were like that most of my childhood. They most spent on my sister, not me. I think the only thing that saved us from going homeless was my dad getting laid off a couple years before 2008. He found something else, but they had a head start in learning to cut back.
Brent going for 78+ on Hyperliquid after the news. If it opens lower than 76 on Monday then there's some perverse kikery going on.
>>62471625>idk why people spend money on stuff.Consumerism, trying to look rich or fashionable or cool. If you just focus on buying what you need to be comfortable rather than trying to impress other people you start to understand that a lot of the money being spent by the working class is being wasted to try and impress other people. I think if people understood the advantages of investing and the quality of life they could actually afford if they lived within their means then they'd be less wasteful than they are.
BROS LOOK AT KOSPI WTFWTF
>>62471671oil has been so absurd for the past few months.I honestly think its been totally taking over by HFT firms that are whipping each other around to skim 1% from each other every day
>>62471698WTFWT AAAAAAAAAA
OH SHIT KOSPI
>>62470779>you know these charts that have gaps spanning decades right?
The kospi/nikkei will open bright green. I am heavily invested in east asia
I'm dumping my entire MU position the second I can start writing options for SKHY.
i fucking hate this market. anybody who isn't completely retarded understands that we're in max bezzle territory and all this "growth" will turn into a ship anchor for the next decade. but of course deflation can't be allowed to happen. i hate it so much that i know spoos are going to 10,000
>>62471726Invest in an organic potato farm then.
>>62471698>>62471702>>62471704What does this mean for my bags?
>>62471736if you couldn't tell from my bitching, i'm broke
>>62471747Small scale then.
>>62471726https://youtu.be/0KMaxWXMIIw?t=82
/smg/ movie nite startingTonite is "XX: Beautiful Hunter" (1994)
>>62471616>>62471455>if the market were as smart as me i would be profitingGoop people are like lead traders in 1849
AYA TOLL AH
Ever since I started trading the market again and coming to /smg/ I have stopped going on /pol/Such a better way of interacting with the world and using my time. Feels good desu
PUBLICANI SUNT LENONES, ET CUM BESTIIS FUTUUNT. VESTRA MATER EST LUPA! FILIUS PUTA, FILIUS PUTA, FILIUS PUTA!
Serial question.Let's say VOO has dropped 70%, is dead, and closing its ETF. Do I get refund by the market price AT the moment of closing (taking the L and potentially triggering a taxable event)?
>>62471851If you're taking an L why would you get taxed?
Death to Iran
>>62471861You won't but once you get back on track and restore your initial net worth, you'll get taxed for that because you won't get to use that sweet capital gains offset in some states.
Im shaking my hips in hajeeb for u… /smg/… ;)
slow
uhhh ohhh cease fire girlies im not feeling so good
damn this next peace deal is probably gonna be like the biggest ever, possibly the greatest
I feel bad for all the persian cuties suffering in this horrible war. Where can I go to buy one and save her from this suffering?
>>62471933Sub mid
>>62471933Persia, duh
>>62471657a good friend of mine went full port into those bitcoin income ETFs when bitcoin first started to dip last year, so when was around 110k, after falling off from 120k highsi tried to discreetly advise him to reconsider the proportions he was investing, since normally he is a more conservative investorbut he was showing me the numbers "if you hold this stock for x-many days, then you get so-and-so returns" but i tried explaining they can always change those numbers and that bitcoin is an asset like anything else,it can do anything it wants- go up, go down, there are no guaranteeshe is down six figures
>>62471933Good luck, I'm still waiting for my Ukrainian bride
>>62471950That's why I invest only in safe assets with guaranteed returns, such as DRAM and semiconductors.
>>62471950If it's the one I'm thinking of...Do you know if he reinvested some of the distributions? I looked it up and he should be down 50% in price if he didn't reinvest anything. The distribution is pretty sweet but since bitcoin price has melted down they keep going lower and lower in dollar amounts. Because it's an income fund with the upside is capped he also only get about 60% of the upside and that's assuming it will ever go back up.Good luck to him.
>>62470973>i hope i make it so i can become a localshitterWith a 5090 you will still struggle to run a 30B gguf.You'll wait 3 minutes per reply to get responses inferior to to GPT 3.There is never a reason to localshit, unless you're talking about image/video generation.
>>62471587Thanks for posting this vid, makes me feel much better about myself in a particularly dark time
Are we sure Peter Schiff and Michael Saylor aren't secretly having gay buttsex? It would be a pretty smart setup, one badmouths the stock to squeeze it to its low point while the other buys it back at its cheapest.
>>62471959i know i'm preaching to the choir here on /smg/, but i'd much rather trade leveraged tech/semi positions than anything to do with crypto. that doesn't mean i don't think AI and tech and semis aren't in a bubble. they probably are. but hey, make hay while the sun shines.
>>62471972uhm it's hetero buttsex
the nasdaq looks so shitty right now it's crazy. It is one long straight symmetrical triangle heading into DUMPTEMPER and we are about 1800 points/6% down from the top. I fail to see how this doesn't break the pattern and fall down another 10% once the full brunt of the oil catastrophe hits.
>>62471959it's weird you said this in a cheeky cunt way except those are the only assets that have offered real returns in the last 3 years and all the ultra bears calling the top fuded everyone here out of it.>>62471977crypto..... doesn't even pump. SNDK is up 60x in a year from 30 bucks to 2400 bucks. Most crypto goes up like 20% and then crashes 50% when the baggies are desperately selling.
I'm due to inherit $26M in the next year or so. How badly will I be raped by taxes?
>>62471999It depends on what state. Some states have no taxes. Some will take a lot of it. Some vary based on your relation to the deceased.
>>62471037>talmud in koreajust evangelicals doing evangelical things
making money is just evidence that you helped someonewhen framed like that, rich people are the most helpful people
>>62471851bump
>>62472025Yes, wealthy people are actually the job creator whose wealth trickles down to everyone else. Thus the less they are taxed the more wealthy everyone becomes.
The AI bubble will never pop. That's just an objective fact. It's too important, it's like saying the US Military bubble will pop.
>>62472008>Some vary based on your relation to the deceased.What the fuck?
The game is over.
>>62472040Bears eternally btfo'd
>>62472038similar to how the german wehrmacht, ottoman, and english navy bubbles never popped
>>62471989>SNDK is up 60x in a year from 30 bucks to 2400 bucksI didn't even realize it had already been up by that much. Why do people think it will still grow? Seems like the shortage is already priced in to perfection
>>62472043Correct. They all ascended to the ultra elite level and rule behind the curtain alongside the Jews.
>>62472040WTF someone call PETA
>>62472040This is animal abuse.
>>62472047that... uh... well...
>>62471919The markets aren't buying it anymore. They haven't flinched over the last several of these similar events. They're only going to respond to full blown war resumption or a final done deal.
>>62472045People were claiming the semis have topped 2 months ago already. P/E's are still low with capex possibly still increasing with shit towards more memory/CPU demand from graphics cards.
>>62472065>They're only going to respond toflows.
KODK
>>62472065Bottom signal.
>>62472098Well I wish. That'd make my future moves easier. If anything the markets are trending kinda bearish rn. I hope that changes.
>>62471464>In South Korea, Talmudic studies are integrated into the high school curriculum for graduation, and "Jewish education" centers operate to help students improve their cognitive abilities. >In Taiwan, the Talmud is best-seller material found in bookshops and vending machines, and has inspired commercial ventures like the Talmud Hotel in Taipei.It appears the student has become the master.
WTF Lindsey Graham JUST FUCKING DIED?What does that mean that demon died for the US stock market?
>>62472066Won't this require some really bullish news? Then again, what caused the April/May pump on semis? All I can remember is getting screwed over after MU earnings where MUU lost 50%+ of its value and then a week later it's like whatever caused it no longer mattered and 2 months later it was 10x. Really still bitter about this. Feels like it was dumped just to screw over short dated options. I was holding some. I also missed the boat on jumping back in on some other options. I could've made over $500k if I full ported MUU that week. Still bitter and it feels like I missed the boat what with AI news coming to a screeching halt. Where is the innovation that would pump it today? Instead I see negative news, "too expensive" "lawsuits over the price of ram" "we are going to loan out our stuff since idk we're behind or something"I would like to reposition my holdings but right now I'm just trying to recover back to my peak in June.>>62472112Kek!
>>62472092Kek, weren't you shilling this shit 2 months ago?
Iran JUST FUCKING KILLED Zion Don TOP GUY?
>>62472125This means the war is over. Iran won. The biggest warhawk died before Iran lost.
>>62472130oh shit, graham's dead
>>62472126>April/May pump on semisEarnings season. Big profit = big price increase to semis companies. If meta memo were to be believed, the trend may just continue for some time. To what degree it'll convert to stock price increases is debateable, but profits may still be increasing in the near/foreseeable future. I would expect at least one leg up from now.
>>62472125rot in heck
Has McConnell outlived Graham? It's unclear.
LMFAO
>>62472125May Allah judge him mercifully, though he does not deserve it.
>>62472142He's just so nonchalant, it's remarkable.
>>62472142>"is dead" >instead of "died/passed away"damn>So sad!mockeryposting
>>62472150chief he's a narcissist, it's about him
So... Do we PUMP on Monday or WHAT?
>>62472134How much of a leg up do you think will happen. Or are you expecting just a return to SOXL highs before it ends up crabbing up there and then plummeting back down.
I kinda think SillyTavern and local AI models suck but I'm determined to bash my head against these settings until I have something that produces reliable results.
>>62472142I was just reading as well. Weird exclamation point to put there...And its not like he can't be respectful when he wants to be.I guess they had their disagreements behind closed doors.
>>62472158I just told you that bitch.Localshitting is worthless.There are three reasons to localshit>you're brand new and don't know any better/how to use APIs>you're an AI researcher with 3 A100s handy developing his own model>you're a pedoIts just that simple
>>62472142
How do you become rich? I have more than 300k in stocks, but holy shit, it's a slow process with 10% a year. There hasn't been a market crash, so I am not buying 3x leverage like I did with oil after covid19.I'm just waiting patiently for another market crash, but nothing is happening.I do have a europoor job, but that is also a slow fucking process
>>62472156Dunno honestly, like I don't have much of a clue or expectations. The one thing that I'm expecting is for revenue to increase, but how much it'll push specific stocks is tough to say, since so much is about the market sentiment as well, which tends to have sky-high expectations and tends to sell off for any given reason. Still, so far the capex seem to be increasing/steady and supply isn't improving much until like 2028, where someone like MU has agreements and cash deposits in advance for years to come. It's plausible some stocks will do fuckall and then crash eventually, but it might be worth the risk for the bull/base case. I'd still probably recommend AMD the most, but there are plenty of preferences with MU bulls being somewhat populous.
>>62472127Yes and it was great for 2 quarters in Dec and march. I've pivoted to selling naked calls on it
HOLY FUCK MONDAYS GONNA BE SO RED
>>62472173The first 300k is the hardest.>>62472162Abliterating local models is morally correct and APIs aren't the "high skill" option.
>>62472178V recovery by midday into market green on close.
Just woke up. Feels like a great day already.
>>62472040Fucking kek someone loop 0:40-0:48Bobo looking at his puts
>>62470759I've got about $20K sitting in my savings account doing nothing. I've got about $6K each in MU and AMD should I get more or get into SKHY, NVDA or INTC?
>>62472178Insanely bullish
>>62472178>mfw magatards are drafted to open the hormussy upcan't wait for the fpv drone footage
>McConnell Dead>Graham DeadAdd Schumer and Trump to the list next.>BUT MY LE CULTURE LE WARNo, Boomers must be removed.The Age of the Pillow is HERE
>>62472142RIP You gay war loving fuck
>>62472142HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING JEWISH FAGGOT, IT WAS FUCKING AIDS I´M TELLING YOU!
I saw that furry futa post you didn't delete it fast enough.
>>62472203hopefully schmuer won't make it to 2028 and his replacement will have a hate boner for israel
>>62472142>Lindsey Graham ... is deadHe used this same phrasing when he responded to Fidel Castro's death, minus the embellishment in the middle.>He was always working and was a true American Patriot.He couldn't think of any positive attributes beyond "always working" and "patriot" which are vague enough that they could theoretically be applied to almost any Senator.>So sad!Trump definitely hated Lindsey behind closed doors.
>>62472112East asians are fascinated by jewish chads. They have thousands of books like <how to think like a jew> <jewish education method> <jewish secret of how to accumulate bennies>.All of them have good relations with jews.Chinese, Japanese, Koreans. All of them.Jews helped building china and jews are allied with chinese MSS(chinese CIA), Jews helped south korean fascists on national industry and defense strategy, jews helped japanese rights on industrialization.They have no reason to hate jews as jews helped them endlessly.
>>62472175I see. What are you top 3 picks and why is AMD #1 for you?
>>62472142Now SC can elect another strong black DEI nigger to the senate
>futuresStrap in, boys. This is the big one.
>>62472142They usually close the markets over a death, right? I remember they did with McCain and Bush Sr.
Why is my shit always crabbing. Every time I hit YTD like 24% something happens and I go back to below 20%.
>>62472178Holy shit hormuz is closed? This is HUGE news holy shit unprecedented
>>62472221Probably AMD and INTC. The move towards agentic AI should increase the ration between CPU's and rest of the components HEAVILY, meaning there will be natural massive increase to CPU demand that didn't seem to be fully reflected into the margins and stock prices yet. INTC also are being owned by the US government. For the 3rd one possible MU. The demand for memory isn't likely to stop anytime soon and we got 3 main players, 2 of which are tied to the gook ape market and 1 is USA based, so they should be shielded a bit more from geopolitical happenings comparatively speaking. Their strategy supply agreement are also a good indicator for future demand, though the gooks have plans to manufacture components directly for their own goverrnment.
>>62472043Historically internal rot always exposed one to external enemies. Post nukes the rot has to be so bad no one even believes you can set them off. It's a brave new world, for the Great Powers at least.
>>62472267i don't think authoritative cohesion or perception thereof has anything to do with it. we just don't have a large enough sample yet (what's one human lifespan between friends?). and there are (((those))) that seem to be eager to experiment.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRZ91t7B0I
>>62472219East Asians are honorary Jews.https://m.youtube.com/shorts/PBwwavJe6WU
ok, just open the market
>>62472286Please don't. I don't want to be subjected to another Kospi rape.
Stupid question:For convenience, let's say you have a round number to invest, like $100k.Is it dumb to mirror an ETF of your choice, like VOO, while distributing your capital? Don't play smart trying to cut out what you think are losing stocks, simply mirror what you see.One difficulty I'm thinking of is distributing your additional capital, but you can round it up and invest it every 6 months instead of monthly installments.
ai is le over
>>62472295>Is it dumb to mirror an ETFYes
>>62470824king of what
>>6247223>>62472178bullish?
>>62472295stop trying to be smarter than the market. voo and chill. trying to cut out certain companies means you think you have information that the rest of the market doesnt have either that or you have a crystal ball. both sounds retarded if you ask me.
>>62472331That's what I said doe.
>>62472323We all knew that AI really stood for "Always Indians" instead of Artificial Intelligence, because why would companies keep on grabbing 3rd world shitters for pennies on the dollar if AI was going to replace human workers??
>>62472233Thanks. Also what is this about?>the gooks have plans to manufacture components directly for their own goverrnment.
>>62472350https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/south-korean-president-unveil-massive-ai-chip-investment-drive-2026-06-29/>In addition to chips, science minister Bae Kyung-hoon said South Korea is aiming to invest 550 trillion won in AI data centres by 2029 and more than 1,000 trillion won by 2035, while decentralising infrastructure to support regional growth beyond the capital.
>>62472323tokenmaxxers btfo>>62472327based
I will just be binge watching Pokemon Horizons while watching the Korean markets shit the bed again
>one market fighting for its life while other just line go up teeheeHas this ever happened before?
>>62472375no vagueposting
>>62472378Kospi keeps dumping, US stock market keeps trying to pump.
im using ai as my screeneris this retarded y or n?
>>62472394Only if it's not Grok.
>>62472394As long as you fired somebody it's smart.
>>62472323Do Indian h1b's count as human workers?
>>62472408No not really. Jeets dont even consider themselves human because at any time they could turn into some kind of insect from karma
Mangos.The six firms that matter.Agents have made software a commodity.You should not hold any SaaS positions.
>>62472416kwab @ shitflix, what a fall
>>62472416>indian-tier ceo worship Youre the cancer killing investing
>>62472040white women will do anything except have children
>>62472421Erm thats literally the only oppression worse than chattel slavery
>>62472421Would you want a woman to do that to a child?
>>62472203>The Age of the Pillow is HERENo one is killing them though, all those fuckers are living theirs dreams of reigning over millenials and zoomers literally until their natural death.
>>62472400why not grok? >>62472401only myself from searching
Hold the phone, so these fags avoided AI, ok fine, then went with OpenAI in the end and now they're suing OpenAI who they've already entered a contract with
>>62472425Even if youre jesting some people literallt think this. As if the only reason youre alive today ISNT that someone gave birth to you.
>>62472437All life is oppression that's why we must support the void.
>>62472434it's just about suing everything in sight because they know that someone who is actually a retard (lawyer) and does not at all deserve this will get life changing money from this and he couldn't otherwise
and who pays for it? the shareholders
but who benefits? those that steal from the shareholders
"remember when you got rich off that case I organized you?"
>KORUis this real?Can I really buy options to get 100x, on a 3x index funds, trading 30x leveraged korean underlyings?
>>62472437I wouldn't call white women people but I'm not a libtard
Anyone know how the Sk hynix gdr and adr will behave? The gdr is currently way cheaper. Also will the koreans get an instant +13% stock boost on open or how does it work?
NEW>>62472496>>62472496>>62472496NEW
>>62472125F
>>62472045>priced inby what metricThis is why you guys don't make any money. I made 50k in january and 200k in may because of SNDK and that shit's going to keep running.
>>62472142>lindsey graham is deadgood, fuck that piece of shit.
>>62472596With how much you buying and with what leverage?( If you use it)
>>62471999Checked. Unfathomably lucky. From your dad?
>>62471999>How badly will I be raped by taxes?That depends on how smart the person you're inheriting from is with their will. A good accountant or lawyer will know what to do. Something like a trust might help protect the money, maybe get some of it in your hands now rather than later too.
