Weather futures edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.v2ph.com/album/NS-Eyes-212-Yoko-Minamino?hl=enhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious >>62470759
Friendly reminder to not engage with poltards. Report and move on.
Panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.
what should i buy tomorrow
>>62472504Oil futures.
just asked Fable to create a report on how existing memory makers have a moat against CXMT. ama
>>62472178The best part is how you have ships being de-capsuled, one even supposedly sinking, and you have the CENTCOPE right now that just said le memestrait is open and safe, and UKMTO literally begging the ships to make a Death Stat trench-run.What kind of fucking prompted alt reality do they fucking live in, holy shit.I'll say it again, those are clear signs of panic. They're panicking in the WH. And if they're panicking, you should panic too.Meaning Scotty Bussy and his Japanese fuckbuddy will activate their oil shorts and it will do -5% Monday. Sell.
>>62472509i dont know how to do that
>>62472504XOMDRNSOXLGDXUTRLVCANEOptional: Roll 1d6 to decide which one.Non-negotiable: Using margin when going with XOM, CANE or TRLV
> futures
second senator to have a "sudden illness" recently. the last one I posted about people here told me to take meds.inflation data comes out on tuesday. I'm glad I am cash right now everything is looking pretty gay short term desu. Iran shit is actually getting kind of retarded now and not sure trump is going to be able get his hand out of the cookie jar without looking like a faggot
Planned ObsolescenceFeature CreepRental ModelVendor Lock-InPrivacy Control IssuesCritical Feature RemovalAlways On Internet DependencyAccessibility and EquityMassive centralized targetsTelemetrySecurity ConcentrationLatency Issues and Service OutagesEnshittificationMisaligned IncentivesProhibitive Switching CostsFuck AI. We built an empire over 35 years. You're really telling me all of this could go away tomorrow because "AI will just write what we need when we need it"? Please tell me the glory days are not really over SaaS bros
>>62472504GUSH
>>62472521yeah bro the AI that cant even Google video game tips for me correctly is going to be God soon and make all the decisions for usthe internet has gotten worse in the last 20 years and it will keep getting worse the next 20 years with a infinity more money spent. just more ads. that's all we are going to get out of this is the ability to get more ads on your washingmachine that records your conversations
>>62472520Russia accidentally blew up Lindsay Graham and both sides are covering it up because Graham was a shithead loser and not worth causing WW3.
>>62472525yeah dude was a huge faggot I'm sure it wasn't an accident
>>62472500Thanks janny but I'll insult jews if I want to.
>>62472525>>62472527>in Ukraine on July 10th>dead by July 11th supposedly back in DC
Strait of Hormuz status: OPEN.I'M SORRY SHORTNIGGERS, TOMORROW IT'S A GREEN PUMP DAY.Also with that demon Zion Don TOP guy dead, there's a real chance of JD get a deal with Iran.
>>62472531He said he wanted to meet the dem and rep leaders and introduce sanctions against russia to win the war.Doesn't sound as if Ukraine is interested in him dying.
Reminder that nothing ever happens and this time it's not different.
Lindsey Graham is deadScore one to the good goys
>>62472531can we please attack ukraine?
>>62472520How many more are we gonna get and who's next? Nancy Pelosi? Marco Rubio? I like where the market is going kek
>>62472542I hope oil opens red so I can buy some cheapies while they pretend Hormuz is open but every boat gets bombed and all of Russia's refineries are on fire and they are importing oil now
>KOSPI
>COSBY
>>62472548remember when they said someone broke into nancy pelosis house and beat her husband with a hammer and then she had an exorcism at her house in 2022 to cleanse the devil after the attack?
I would like to request one dump trap at open followed by a snapshot up to 760 please and thanks~!
>>62472561>TSM>ASMLJuicy.
>>62472561Nigger tuesday>CPI data>will be hot>they are actually projecting inflation decreased last month we all know that's fake and gay>followed up with banks all saying they are overleveraged as fuck like alwaysprobably buy cheapies Wednesday 10am
Not so fast bullbros
>>62472561>its already been 3 months since I last lost money on NFLX earningstime flies
>>62472566He doesnt DO bear rallies, anon...
>>62472521>you're telling me AI will just replace it ALLL!?yes.
>>62472566just wait until 6:29 am tomorrow
After much consideration for the fact that Webull doesnt allow you to split your holdings into two seperate portfolios (I want a dividend boomer portfolio with GLD for good measure), Ive decided to just use Robinhood for that and keep Webull as my high risk portfolio.Fuck China in general I guess.
>>62472521Why do you want to be a CRT monitor?
>>62472600Maybe he's always wanted to be degaussed
>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, vote in the next pollfag>https://strawpoll.com/BJnXV3B9dZv>https://strawpoll.com/BJnXV3B9dZv
I feel very positive rn. Do with that information what you will.
>>62472496Rate my portfolio 85% Savings account7.5% SGOV4.5% VT3% BEDYI am just learning investing and i don't want to lose money because I am retarded. AM I doing this right?
>>62472611Top signal.
>>62472613If you are just learning then yes, don't put in too much at once. Although that's just bonds and ETFs, which are unleveraged and somewhat safe, so putting in more wouldn't hurt. Compounding interest and all that.
>>62472585>$50 a year for the gold card>spend 1667 on the card and the 3% cash back covers the annual fee>3% cash back that you can put directly into your brokerage account and buy voo or transfer into your other accountsI mostly use IBKR but I fucking love the gold card man. I don't think there's any way they keep the cashback that high, but if you use a credit card and you know you'll never miss a payment, it's fucking dope.
bros do you ever wonder if you'll be just as good as people with talent
>>62472613Look up JP Finance on youtube. Basically this isn't risky enough and youre about to make the same mistake I did when I entered investing in my 20s, which is being so scared of the stock market that you lose out on some serious money when you have all this time to make it up anyway.In short, Id recommend about 20% savings or even less
>>62472626most people around me that I personally know are more """talented""" and smarter than me but yet they have less money. really makes you think how the world works.
>>62472620>>62472627Thanks guys. Ill consider more things and learn.
>>62472613Oh and broad market etfs are king.
>>62472613>>62472627I think things are expensive ATM and cash is the right play but you are picking a really weird time to start investing right now. nothing wrong with parking it somewhere boring and paper trade/watch the market for a whiledon't take advice from faggots and retards. if you don't know who the faggots are then you are NGMIany "investment" right now is high risk with the current macro narratives, interest rate/inflation decisions, oil, wars etc... anyone that tells you anything is guaranteed is one of the faggot retards I was telling you about
>>62472626I was that 20 years ago. Now I'm worse than people who aren't burn outs.
>>62472626if you aren't as talented then you need to be disciplinedjust be thankful talented and disciplined people are rare
>>62472626My talent is not spending money. I have friends buying overly expensive clothes, phones and vacations while in debt. They don't spend beyond their means, but they don't save. Even when making bad investments I still come out on top compared to them, and it's not like I live like a rat. I still travel, drink and whatever, just not to that extent.
>>62472632god rewards his silliest clowns sometimes
>>62472613Consider slowly dollar cost averaging into index funds. If you're in your 20s you will buy some highs, and you will buy some lows, and on average you will come out ahead. And in 10-20 years you will be glad you did.
I am still making money off of sneedisk and sneedisk accessories>one more day editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62472637>oh ill just wait for the market crashThis is mathematically retarded and I suspect youre trying to subvert the goyim just by saying it.
>>62472520Old people are old and they sometimes die
>>62472520>S
This is a weird time to invest
>>62472652>you have to buy no matter what its the only way goyim>don't wait for the line to go down to put coins in>don't sell the line when it goes up you have to leave it in foreverlook dude if you think active trading is a myth then why the fuck are you here?>>6247265371 and no illnesses traveling the world to start more wars and kill more kids isn't old retard
>>62472503I wish, it just hit me. We aren't getting a dump. Choppy Crab for life.
>>62472660violent crab is the best market to swing trade. you niggers buy on +20% and then baghold -20% and then AHHHH post then crab back to flat after holding a 3x ETF for 3 months that did nothing but tip Jews management fees
>>62472659>i'll just completely ignore taxes
>>62472663exactly
>space sucks nowIs it time to buy?
>>62472637based and real
>Markets>https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/2076270137926156382
>>62472666it looks like spaceX could end up buying a telecom company possiblyEchoStar/spectrum/boost mobile ECHO is going bankrupt. it has no cash to pay dividends and like 10 billion in debt. its only hopium it has is SPCX bailing them out because they already do business with each otherI dunno I'm not touching this shit but might be another random bag of tricks SPCX adds to the portfolio to pretend like its a real company... it will have all the nigger cellphone plans for boost mobile managed by Elon musk lmao
>>62472661Yes, that is 100% me.I like it when TQQQ goes up 100%. I dont think thats much to ask for.
>average smigger when the kospi moves .005% in either direction
I would literally rather lose money than hold cash.Nothing worse than being on the sidelines
>>62472684>average DRAM holder
>>62472684I wish. I look like that and act like that and do that dance but I dont have that BBC rythem. White boi can dance!
>signs your client is about to make a bad investment>they can’t name 3 things that could go wrong. Nothing is a sure thing, even if the promised return isn’t spectacular. A sign that the investor is using emotional System 1 thinking is that they can’t think of much that can go wrong. They aren’t engaging their System 2 brain. Even Treasury Inflation Protected Securities (which I consider the safest investment on the planet) have risks. A TIPS ladder can produce a 2.6% real inflation-adjusted yield, yet things can go wrong. Some examples are: 1) the government can change the way inflation is measured, 2) it can change TIPS taxation, and 3) our national debt that is approaching $40 trillion keeps on climbing, so it’s not completely risk-free. You niggers are system 1 brains. System 2 brain chads farm you for theta
>>62472684Why do these soibois all look and act the same? I'm a huge video game nerd and I don't do that cringey shit at all.
>>62472711Low t males combined with the stomp clap hey generation of overly positive performative male feminist mindset
>>62472711>>62472714the faggot mouth gaping thing is to let predators know you aren't a threat. its literally submissive behavior in their genes. their great great great great great grandfather was the tribe cuck that only reproduced because a fat chick gave him pity sex after her husband died in battle
>>62472705>farm you for thetaDon't get cocky, theta has major risks. You are still system 1
>>62472718I mean no not really. Pity sex and fat women are both 20th century inventions.
>>62472722when I sold my puts last week the risk I was taking was a cash covered agreement that I would buy nasdaq at below a 4 month low.some faggot retards gave me their McDonald's bucks to gamble on the end of the world last week
>had sex with a hooker >realize sex with a hooker is dumb since they don’t want intimacy and have restrictions >still lust Thanks for reading my blog
Wait so you're telling me I can literally just sell OTM calls/puts that are so ridiculous they will never be exercised and some complete retard out there will donate money to me? Where's the risk?
How do I profit from the total collapse of AI stocks?
>>6247265971 is pretty old for a closeted homosexual republican. Imagine the stress
>>62472742Name 3 things that can go wrong
>several russian tankers downed by ukraine>strait of hormuz still closed>my CORN options barely budgedFfs the fucking apocalypse could happen tomorrow and my CORN would still be worthless.
>>62472740>i want intimacy with my prostitutessounds like you wanted a man anon
>>62472726>talks about having superior thinking >makes 14-20 dollarsyou have the ego of a nigger
>>62472756Hes back and cornier than ever
>>62472754>I miss out on profit if underlying goes UP up (the call would be written well above expected moves anyway)>Nobody buys the option>My brokerage account gets hackedI like this risk ratio
>>62472761I just want to hold someone is that too much to ask
>>62472705It’s kinda overkill to worry about this. Your cash is at the end of the day, theirs. If you want to keep cash “safe” and draw interest, you gotta buy their debt. Eventually you accept cash is an illusion like the schitzos.
>>62472740I will pray for you anon, you must eschew such degeneracy and quell your prurient desires in order to fulfill your true potential in life
>>62472767the real pill is that you think you want that but once you have it you wont care about it anymore>>62472754>>62472746lmao
>>62472767>cuddle? what a fag.
>>62472770I'm always buying something man but if I'm going to keep it real with you flipping Coach handbags the last month has outperformed VOO/QQQ long chopping sideways 1%.. not that I would ever be some faggot that just afks index fundsmarket is dogshit right now. I'll buy when its cheaper. all you niggers look in the mirror and tell me we are "going to new ATHs soon"lmaomaoyou fucking know the shakedown is coming soon
>>62472788>look in the mirror and tell meWhat, so you're standing behind me and I'm talking to your reflection? What are you doing in my bathroom?
I am making money. But being respected for making money is rarer.I bent my knee to the influencers and thought leaders. People who write trillion dollar PDFs
>>62472767GFE Prostitutes or just like lower your standards on Tinder/Hinge. It is stupidly easy to touch up your photos with AI now there's no excuse to not have a decent online dating profile, the trick is to get off the app as soon as possible, exchange instagram or numbers ASAP and meet quickly before she gets bored. Financially speaking of course. Also long GRRR :3
>>62472742>Where's the risk?1) Opportunity cost tying up that much capital for a small percent return in premiumOther than that it's just the usual, the stock moves against you.
Ok what about boomer stocks aka blue chips?Isn't it better than voo and spy?
Crab until July 24 because something something astrology
Anyone want to take bets on the price of oil when futes open?I'm going to say gap up to 82 then crab down to 78
>>62472695Damnnnnn OH-kay player alright you can move, for a whyte boi ;)
>>62472742Charles Schwab if you buy MMF SWVXX, after 30 days these monies can be used as collateral to sell options while still collecting ~3.5% interest on your monies.Hood, fid, etc. at least that I'm aware of stop earning interest while the cash is actively being used as collateral. Sell OTM puts on big drops to successful businesses. Market moves against you roll down and out, or worst case you get assigned and you're bagholding a good stock. Don't sell covered calls below your purchase price. More interesting way to play the market than buy and hold, made good $ this way.
i need MSFT to do the needful and go up this week or its over
Lindsay Graham is burning in hell at this very moment.
>>62472858MIC stooges usually make enough money to buy their way into heaven
>>62472844It's honestly pretty insane what a head change it is getting into theta. Don't even have to look at the fucking chart, just look at the Mark Price and then the options chain and find the balance between good premium and impossible bet that has the volume to fill the order.Then just walk off if you want. Even chiller than the most conservative boomer index. Everyday you check the price and laugh as it hasn't moved hardly at all relative to your short strikes.Being non-directional is max comfy, hard to put into words.Am working my way up to being a full port theta chad
IT HAS BEEN ORDAINEDAI Bublé is going to BURST next week.This has been your warning
>>62472862He’s burning for being a faggot
>>62472890This plus an additional week
Is dumping everything into QDAY and just reinvesting the dividend a retarded play or a gigabrain play if I think I might need the money later
>>62472894gnaw man, no additional week
>>62472844you still get interest on cash collateral on HOOD
>>62472858
>>62472900You have to pay the tip ($50/year) to get the interest on cash collateral.
>>62472566>PRAISE BE TODid he do it again? Is this a humiliation ritual?
>>62472573I just can't bring myself to be bullish on netflix because there's so many competitors in the space and all the content they create is egregiously expensive wokeslop.
>>62472632The smartest people I know are the ones willing to admit what they don't know instead of pretending like they know everything. The biggest idiots I know always have an arrogant and condescending opinion on every single subject.
what are the cool kids buying lately?
>>62472684That s0yb0i OOOOOO face is extremely repulsive.Why do they all do it?
>>62472742The risk is you can get heemed if they actually do land in the money. But you can address the risk by selling spreads and capping your losses. The other issue is people won't buy far out of the money options on stuff with low volatility. But yes there's a lot of money to be made by being the casino instead of the gambler.
>>62472929Fidelity pays over 3.5 on cash collateral
Your predictions when AMD will hit 5T market cap?
>>624729922076
>>62472992Not anytime soon even if AI won't shit the bed. NVDA will have the largest part of the pie, eating up AMD's potential share.
I'm such a retard for buying DRAM. I'm selling it tomorrow unless somebody can convince me it's a good idea to hold longer.
>>62473109bottom signal. I will buy tomorrow.
They discontinued sora bros. Where is the best place financially and businessly speaking to make AI webms?
>>62473109It's trash. If you want to play memory just buy individual stocks
>>62473131No one (in the market) cares about Iran anymore
>brent @ 79 on hyperliquidFutures are gonna be interesting. Wonder if they'll dump the price and pretend like there's no problem or let it rise.
>>62473131so two more weeks?
I just shaved my pubes and left them in the bathtub. Then my mom went to take a shower.She said "OMG, I thought you just shaved yesterday!"I had a smirking grin and told her next time I'm going to hang it from the ceiling like Christmas decorations...
>>62473131Oil will plummet sub 60
Pool status?
>>62473171Closed. But Donny keeps saying it's open. So market will price it as open, simple as.
>>62473131muslims killing other muslims. now explain to me in detail why this isnt bullish?
I am all in with all my cash in the SkHynix GDR (because I am a retard, and thought I could just hold for a day, ride the hype and then sell, but it dropped on friday lol)If the koreans circuit break and go -10% again would you sell at loss to diversify or just hold long term?
>>62473169Based quasisexual hijinks with your own mother. Bullish.
>>62473181are you the retard who went all in with his 100k from the previous general? you funny lol
gayest war in history, halved my mining portfolio too
>>62473182You probably think I'm joking... but I'm not.I was actually going to shower first, but she came home from swimming and wanted to shower first. I warned her before she entered.I smelled her dumping bleach in the bathtub, lmao.
watch oil only jump 2% on future open :|
>>62473188oil is going to $0
>>62473183It's 70k so I dont think so. I would appreciate advice/your opinion on this issue. I admit that I am a fucking retard no need to discuss it.
The less oil available, the cheaper it is. Basic chudonomics
>>62473191The government will start paying us to burn oil.
>>62473198
>>62473196kek
>>62473181i think memory still has some space to pump. at some point though the music will stop and there will be a major dump with no recovery. if the volatility accelerates your balding then i recommend moving to something else with less risk. if you can bear the hits then i would hold on for a few months.
>>62473209Man those were fun times, I made 10k on USO leaps when I saw that happen, should have bought more
>>62473211>at some pointThat's the million dollar question.
Shorting oil to $60>but <reasons he should be twice that>Valid but this is a midterm year and there are still enough boomer senators to do crippling long term damage to the US with the reserves to make $60 by the midtermsAlso Trump is going to TACO 2.0 by market open to help his daytrading position.
>>62472896Yes.
162 minutes until forex opens for the week, LFG!!!
>>62473251What class are you?
>>62473251I’m going to need more time than that to lube my bussy
>>62473216Micron is priced as though demand will collapse next year while sk hynix just said memory shortages will go into the 2030s, MU is a no brainer buy under 2T market cap IMO. When additional supply eventually comes online they'll sell all that too
>>62473257We shall see. Would be kind of nice if true. I sure hope to see a at least one more nice leg up this year.
>we're going to have an oversupply bubble>when it takes two years for there to be more production I understand if you're calling waning demand catching the dram cartel with their pants down in the middle of big capex but the people claiming there's a supply supercycle at play are out of their minds.
Idk if I want the market to pump or dump tomorrow. I'm like 20% invested and I would like to get my money back up high but at the same time I wouldn't mind cheapies.>>62472684Why do these creeps ruin the things I like. Leave my nintendo games alone you freaks!>>62473213How cheap were USO leaps compared to how much you sold them for?
>>62473257>When additional supply eventually comes online they'll sell all that tooWhen is this likely? With the AI play being years in length I don't want to buy and it ends upbeing a year long crab before it just randomly starts pumping because le trading bots decided now it is valuable.
>>62473275I think that the first major supply increases are meant to arrive around 2028.
I thought GRRR was Gorilla Glue
>>62473284it is?
You're all pretty calm for what is obviously the beginning of a multiple year downturn.
>>62473292I've been pretty calm about the looming multiple year downturns every year since 2010.
>>62473292my mom shorts the market
The NUMBER#1 NETANYAHOO TOP GUY IS DEAD.This is supposed to be BULLISH right? Like one step away from more jewish tricks on Iran, right?>pic unrelated
>>62473292Again? We've already had at least one this year.
