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Suffering edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>62476848
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Im high on profits today.
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I am still down. not hugely so, but still
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Chips are gonna rise again.
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I was too pussy to make my intraday skhynix short on Friday an over the weekend one.
By the way the memory stocks will go back up because the current most prominent bear case is not grounded in reality. Now if 300,000 gooks have to kill themselves as we test new low levels for the next three months to get there, that won't change that.
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I am once again bagholding SNXX
>anon has enough friends edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62477520
Chips are over. The abacus will return. Screenshot this.
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The cult will win...
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>>62477527

I fucking hate kikes releasing shit on a Friday. that shit makes me so fucking mad I wish the Holocaust was real
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>>62477520
Ya, tsmc earnings soon, hyperscalers too, but nobody wants to buy right now
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>>62477527
>Now if 300,000 gooks have to kill themselves as we test new low levels for the next three months to get there, that won't change that.
how do i invest in TGD, financially speaking?
>>62477532
lol'd irl a bit, thanks anon
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KMB down to 110? Why we losing steam? What happened to my favorite amine?
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> futures
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>>62477527
Actually a believable thesis. Anyone have the leveraged Korean suicide story from this morning?
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>>62477541
Diapers are made out of oil
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>>62477541
>KMBFUCKINGGOD
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>>62477532
insane bush. need a gf with a bush like that.
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how much did you buy in with and how much have you made?
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>>62477467
>>62477476
there is some downway space still but it's getting limited, any lower price at here for long term is decent buy

>>62477460
boomers xd
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>>62477520
WTF
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>>62477520
>kospi says no
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>>62477545
Need this
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Smg laughed when I said sell in May and go gay for pay well who's laughing now faggots
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>>62477566
>lets you rape me
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>>62477569
Bearish for heterosexuals
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>>62477569
ppl arent getting less gay thats for sure
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>>62477569
Im back on Tinder, started well but now dead. We needs to get way way more men into faggotry.
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>>62477561
>boomers
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>>62477569
>theyre calling the worlds most jewish stock
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>SPCX
congratulations on this, guys
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>>62477576
Kek
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>>62477569

>the faggot illuminati that run the world have been using GRNDR stock to send signals for when the top is in

diabolical
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>>62477569
Nice profit brother. You selling?
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>>62477569
Smg laughed when I said buy NOG and get payed 10% dividend well who's laughing now maggots its up 10% today . I got NOGged
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if its good enough to screenshot, its good enough to sell
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>>62477591
>tfw no NIG ticker so you can hold NIG and NOG right next to one another in your portfolio
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>>62477591
Congrats on making $200 today Darjeet. I hope that allows you to do the needful.
>t. Down 55k today.
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>>62477604
How about if it's good enough to screenshot it's good enough to buy?
>>62477607
>down55kGODS
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>>62477591
Very cool. Reasonable play, too. You targetting 30 or 40? Or do you really plan to hodl this for decades?
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I bought the ORACLE (ORCL) record low 52 weeks MEGADIP.
What about u?
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>>62477607
>t. Down 55k today.
based
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Ok, how do I start investing?
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>rugged by the day trading rule change
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>>62477614
*re-rates ORCL's debt to sub investment grade at you*
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>>62477618
Walk into your bank in a tailored suit and with a briefcase and say you need to open a brokerage account.
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>>62477527
I really hope we don’t bleed for 3 months or my EWY calls are going to get raped. Fuck Iranians I hope Trump blows them off the map or pulls some TACO shit to save the market. Who can navigate it when it’s gone full schizo like this. A peace deal is announced and then a week later the market tanks because those rag heads drone strike a boat agin fuck this
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>rugged by spcx index inclusion
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>inflation report tomorrow comes in hot
>warsh says "muh price stability"
>mfw
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>rugged by Korean grandmas
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>>62477618
Ive opened two accounts in 3 days becuase Moomoo doesnt do Honk Kong trading. Just log into robinhood, IBKR, answer the questions, start trading on margin 72 hours latter.
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>>62477637
Priced in doe innit
>>
>rugged by Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf
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>turns out, it wasn't priced in at all
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>>62477644
Who knows. I just bought a spy put to amuse myself to see if we dip tomorrow.
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>>62477631

>who could navigate this

it was pretty easy desu. I even spoonfed you guys every step of the way. I sold all of my MSFT today
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What happened to the gooks that turned KOSPI into a pmernanent bear market? There was a massive run up earlier this year, which wouldn't have been possible if they were all leveraged and trying to lock in profits.
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>>62477650
That's the problem with leverage though-market movements are accelerated.
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I bought Samsung today
down -10% in a day, down -32% from highs
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>gas prices are going back up AGAIN
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>rugged by the japanese 20 year bond
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Going grocery shopping soon. How much should I invest in long term food storage (rice and beans and canned meats)?
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Made some money selling MU calls today. Slowly digging my way out of the sneedisk hole I jumped into.
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>>62477657
Full port beans
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>rugged by the end of quarter rebalancing
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>>62477657
Nigga get beans!
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>>62477660
>sellingcallsGOD
>>62477657
tree fiddy
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>rugged by record growth
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Millions of gooks must be liquidated
>>62477657
This nigga investing in beans
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shorted AAPL at close today largely because of that wild candle
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>>62477520
which potato chip producers are you bullish on?
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>rugged by NWORDS!!!
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>>62477403

I can turn 1k into 10k like *that*

my problem isn't skill its emotions.
im right 90% of the time, and the one-time every two weeks im wrong i fucking lose my shit because i MUST be right.

the prediction shit is the easy bit.
handling my ego is the rough patch i haven't been able to handle yet.
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>>62477673
NOO YOU NEED TO SELL BECAUSE OF THE PRICE ACTION DON'T YOU GET IT
>>
>try to make profit
>hilariously dogshit trades and shitty luck

>try to trade my way out of the hole to break even
>masterful buffetian level trading, perfect divination, God himself blesses my portfolio
why does this keep happening?
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>rugged by inflation not seen since <3 years ago
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>>62477685

you are the type of faggot that asks if he can borrow a cigarette at the bar
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>>62477644
Absolutely not
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i panic sold dram in my roth. maybe ill buy back in if it drops lower.
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>>62477694
this'll actually be the first time in my life ill have ever borrowed anything.

im usually a cash guy.
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Why did oil decide to live in the real world all of a sudden?
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>>62477612
I will definitely be out if it hits $30
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>>62477505
Why can't orange nigga finish the war he started?
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>>62477699
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62477705
the price was low enough that they could start covering their shorts
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>>62477685
that is typically nonsense, if you have an edge to markets you just automate it and let algos trade for you
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>>62477705
Markets finally came to the realization that Trump is not a rational actor and will refuse to accept defeat even when faced with economic collapse
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>>62477717
He's very rational when you look at his profits
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Trump you beautiful bastard print my puts
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>>62477718
Those profits won’t mean shit when he’s dragged out into the street and lynched when gas hits 10 bucks a gallon
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>>62477717

markets are just pricing in the fact that America is run by a fucking clown that bragged about passing his senile pant shitter test this weekend and then blogposted a rant about nuking everyone before going on TV on a live phone call saying he was going to nuke everyone
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'member?
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>>62477723
muttoids are the most raped kikeslaves on the planet, they won't do shit, trump could literally walk around shitting in people's mouths and they'd just mumble "next time I'll vote harder ..." or some other cuck shit
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>>62477729
Is he a muslim now?
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>>62477646
Oil going up today should tell you absolutely everything about this "priced in" meme. Everybody with at least a double digits IQ knew this fucking MoU shit wouldn't last.
NOTHING IS FUCKING PRICED IN. The fabled "all knowing" market doesn't fucking know anything, not even its own myopia. At best it prices shit for the next 3 days, and even there I'm being generous.
I don't even want to know what it supposedly "priced in" for the next 6 or 12 months that wasn't actually priced in at all. OH WAIT, I already know, and it's not pretty.
FUCKING FUCKTARDS EVERYWHERE. I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR "PRICED IN"
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>>62477732
Still voting for him in 2028
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Bought 80$ call on DRAM exp December. How bad did I fuck up?
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>>62477644
the market right now is pricing it as a 56.7% hold rates and 43.3% hike (0% cut) for the next FOMC meeting. 1 month ago, for reference, it used to be 89.3% hold, 8.3% hike, 2.3% cut. for once, you can actually say its not quite priced in
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>>62477739
there you have it, there's no amount of humiliation that the circumcised amerigolems wouldn't take with a smile on their face
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Ultra leveraged korean man loses 1.4m usd and kills oneself
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>>62477736

this is why I knew chips would fall... faggots were saying shit like "priced in until 2030"

like motherfucker the market is so fucking bad at pricing anything ever lmaooooo
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>check hits tomorrow
>blood red AH
>Koreans are going to mega dump

The slurp will be UNREAL
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>>62477732
“muttoids” have been the ones who’ve put down the most attempts on drumphie.
Fact nuke.
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>>62477736
that's why I put in a 2x levedger hedge on oil when it hit below $70
most of my other shit has been going down but my oil has been doing well, and my gold has been doing ok, with both positions leveraged
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>>62477747
koreans are absolutely insane, all the institutions and foreign investors are running from korean stocks like it's a burning house while random retail investors are taking on more and more debt because surely the semiconductor gainz will continue forever, when their bubble pops for real there'll be thousands of koreans jumping off buildings
>>
>rugged by Jerome Powell and Kevin Warsh
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*sigh* Guess I should move from MUU to SNDQ
>>
>>62477733
He's our first pan-abrahamic president
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>>62477732
wait til you hear about Europe lmao
>>
It seems Bibi sent Trump a photographic reminder
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>>62477767
europeon politicians have no power to do anything to begin with
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>>62477736
nobody could have seen this coming
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>rugged by >>62477777
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>>62477777
wtf how
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>>62477777
>>62477778
>rugged
>fugged
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>>62477747
>the fate of a margin trade is a han river view or han river itself
it doesn't say anywhere he killed himself in fact he said he was going to stop gambling on stocks and just live his life away from it
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>>62477778
if there were aliens
Trump would blab lol
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>>62477736
It’s priced in for about 2 weeks worth of forward looking estimates. :^)
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>>62477736
you should have guessed Oil was irrational and unpredictable when, a formerly rational commodity, kept going down in price after having a major supply chain disrupted and the actual commodity becoming more scarce
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>>62477777
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>>62477775

I told you to get out of chips a month ago. they gave you two exit pumps over the course of a month with lower highs each time. and another top signal with SK Hynix.

you ignored the birds dieing in the mines and now you notice the air smells funny
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>>62477733
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>>62477793
Real?
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>>62477788
it's a shitpost, shut the fuck up already about it already and baghold ORCL nerd
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ayo where dem beans at
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>>62477795

I dumped that shit lmao. holding bags is for faggots they have too much debt and interest rates going up is gonna giga blast them to the nether realm
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>>62477709
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>>62477793
Soon
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>>62477714
my edge is me
my last 4 attempts were +300%, +4400%, +2100%, and this most recent as +400%, none of these 1 off yolo calls but multiple day seshes with dozens of options plays.

recent +400% was by far the hardest, very hard to trade when rent is on the line


>>62477778
based
>>
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....
>>
>>62477735
Lack of (you)s shows how interesting this week is going to be.
The real action is gonna happen July 24th to August.
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>>62477807

>I can get +400% easy I do it all the time
>anyways yo can I get a small loan I blew up my account again and I'm broke right now and rent is due

nigger stop coping... you are donating your mcwage to Jews.
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>>62477820
i will be out of town that week
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>>62477814

stfu
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>>62477827
u mad
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>>62477783
Read more he died and his brother wrote a post
Although part of its censored frrom unknown reason
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>>62477794
>>62477806
Praise be to Allah
>>
QQNE and SPNE seem like good instruments coming to the market soon for people that want to eliminate a little bit of the faggot retard shit in indexs right now

sorry I just don't want to buy the African mans space ship
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To ORCL or to not ORCL
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>>62477788
No you didn't.
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>>62477823
>jews

The rabbi didn't blow up my account I did that.
If I wasn't such a greedy lil fat girl and just kept the $700 that id turned into $25,000 in two weeks, id be aight and couldve spent 6 months in neet luxury.
But I wanted $100k.
And i'll get it too.

My high score keeps getting higher.
>>
>>62477807
>All these multibagger trades
>Hard to trade when rent is on the line.
>I'm just that good.

Well are you making it or aren't you? If you're worried about rent, I'm guessing you've omitted massive losses between these trades. Otherwise you'd be paying rent with divvies by now.
>>
Whats with financial nihilism nowadays?
People don't want to work and slowly build wealth like boomers and gamblemaxx.
Is it that the housing price and shit is too high and asset returns are higher than labor returns?
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>rugged by the illuminati
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>>62477844

desu I think its because they cant get sexxoo. boomers could just be retarded faggots and work at a factory and still fuck some chick as long as they took her to Disney world once a year or whatever

nowadays a lot of kids don't get any puss because social media/dating apps/societal standards/memes make it so that Stacy only fucks Chad and she takes herself to Disney world with onlyfans feet pictures.

the only way out is war but all the guys now are fat retarded faggots so the only way we can fight war is by turning it into a videogame and letting them use Xbox controllers to bomb Muslim hospitals
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I still bought my stocks at fair prices
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>>62477829
yes, I can't find the fuckin beans >>62477798
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>>62477843
No, I'm green pretty much every day until I'm wrong once, then I blow up, again because ego.

No biggie.
I already got a loan,
like I said I have basically never borrowed any money, maybe once was late on a medical bill from college.
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>>62477814
Time to go, bud.
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>>62477836
They laid off half of their staff in April, they're in deep shit.
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>>62477844
Current work culture is from the 50's where one salary could buy a house and you had a wife doing all the housework and home shit.
Now everything costs more. No shit people don't want to join the rat race
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>>62477848
Hmm yeah lack of normal women might be one of yhe reasons too.
At least US has many gamers for ww3.
But wait Chinese have more of them.
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>>62477736
It was always a lie. If stuff was truly priced in, then something like Micron would never have gone as high as it did. The whole thing is temporary, so why is it suddenly being priced at such high valuations for eons into the future if it's temporary?
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>>62477854
Maybe next time your up bigly, stop full porting and only bet 50% or less. If you're smart enough to time great trades, you're smart enough for simple risk mitigation.
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>>62477848
That's a lame excuse, celibacy is a staple of human existence since written record and it was at times a specific way of building wealth during the monastic era
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>>62477505
I sold micron and sneedisk today. I'm going to sell my photonic stocks soon too
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>>62477858
Lowering the wage for corpos by using feminism to empower and liberate them into becoming slaves for corpos and importing immigrants.
Whats strange is if they did that they needed to keep us manufacturing but failed.
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Oil will squeeze to $200 this week
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>>62477866

these faggots masturbate 3 times a day and refer to themselves as gooners. they aren't practicing abstinence they are malformed cucks and they treat their finances with the same disrespect as they treat themselves. 0dte calls on leveraged etfs
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>>62477858
what exactly is the alternative they expect to realize?
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>>62477868
At least you gave nice food. Be strong.
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>>62477868
you need to get your well looked at bruh
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>>62477874
Top signal
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Hi smg, can you help me understand options, please? I know what they are, but I am not sure what option volume implies. Let's say I buy a $100 call for SPCX that expires in 4 days. I understand that lets me buy those shares for $100 for the next 4 days. Which means to be profitable, I need the price to go up, because what I'll do is, I'll buy the shares for $100 from whatever sucker sold me the call and then I'll sell them on the market, right?
Which means the seller would instead profit if the price does not increase past the strike price and the buyer lets the call option expire.
Same reasoning in reverse for puts.
Given that options are sold by market makers and the casino always wins, does that not mean that market makers' four-day prediction for price movement is between the highest volume of 4DTE calls and puts?
Or put another way, if we see a high volume of calls at some price, that does not mean the prediction is that the price will go above that value, but just the opposite?
Or if pure aggregate volume is not a strong signal by itself, is there some platform that will let me see volume of options bought by retail investors (aka suckers)?
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>>62477880
Could just be lime or iron deposits. Or some fun industrial runoff.
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>>62477874
source?
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>>62477685
For me, it's patience. I get too impatient even when I can just wait and get an easy return. It just requires waiting....waiting...for many, many months. Obviously I fail, destroy my portfolio's value, and when the opportunity arrives, I get a 3x.....right back to where I was when I started getting impatient. Had I just been patient then I'd already be at maybe half a million by now. But nope I'm at like $100k.
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>>62477868
Grim meal. At least buy some water. You do know there are places that sell water at a decent price rather than having to drink that disgusting look water.
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>>62477875
I blame Hollywood and social media for selling an idea of what everyone's life should be
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>>62477878
make a smart/lucky play on the stock market or sports betting and make a few hundred k. it's either that or go into debt for a mediocre college degree that pays out 70k a year for 50 hours a week of work. the tech dream that the last 3-4 decades were built on is dead, the hundreds of thousands of good tech jobs that paid 90k+ a year have all been taken over by indians who work for peanuts.
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>>62477885
>Given that options are sold by market makers and the casino always wins, does that not mean that market makers' four-day prediction for price movement is between the highest volume of 4DTE calls and puts
market makers hedge against the options. they make their money entirely on the spreads, not the direction the stocks goes.
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>>62477896

social media took Hollywood/television brain rot and cranked it up 100x. everyone is a retarded faggot now. language has devolved to communicating in pictures and emojis. your entire existence has to be validated by approved groupthink

the kids are not alright lmao
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>>62477857
No, it was 13%.
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>>62477863
IQ and EQ are different things.
i couldve made a lot more this time too if i just held my thesis, but i always dip in and out

if i wasnt paranoid i would post them, and you would have to admit that i have some skill based on how retarded i am, taking profits at +15-25% each time like a pussy on the upside, yet holding to -90% on the down.

to be profitable while this retarded in the basics, you need to have some insight.
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>>62477897
Trade schools maybe? I think sports betting is being an indian or korean.
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>>62477868
that water looks poisonous
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>>62477906
This sounds exactly like what I'm doing and it fucks me in the ass the exact same way. Though I'm not putting in my rent money and just 10% of my liquid assets.
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>>62477887
I can feel it in my bones
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>>62477826
You can position ahead of time until then.
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I made a great amount of money on SpaceX earlier in the year. Now the question is: when should I buy back in, if ever? It’s nearly halved where I sold it, but it’s still a forward-looking stock. How strong is the bear case?
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>>62477910
>>62477893
It's just a little bit of iron, common on the maine coastline. My neighbor's well is full of salt from the towns winter road salt pile
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>>62477918
>earlier in the year
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>>62477902
Oh so they truly always win no matter what, I see. In that case is volume of options traded indicative of anything? Or just pure noise made up of retail mass delusions?
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>>62477918
The bear case is the 1st round of earnings force the entire company to pivot to starlink only with mass layoffs, and in 6 years they become a competitor to fucking comcast.
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>>62477874
Oh fuck off glowie, I know your play, next week it'll be "uuuuh you told me oil would go to 200 in two more weeks, and were far from it teheh~ :^)".
It will shortsqueeze at some point, but as markets are retarded and only "price in" shit for the next 3 days and not beyond, it won't happen until SPR are out of fuel. And it's not until Q1 2027, and that's if they don't find ways to extends things a bit, which is possible.
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>>62477918
>>62477923
Kek I meant RKLB. Got that SpaceX nigha on my mind…
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Get out by August or thou shalt go bust.
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>>62477926

bull case after that is they acquire BOOST MOBILE and a democratic president gives niggers free cellphones again
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jokes on you calling me stupid

my IQ is 79
you are arguing with a retarded person

what does that say about you mister smarty pants?
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>>62477505
I haven't payed attention to the market for about a month or two and it's still the same bait and switch hormussy still closed. How is South Korea and Taiwan getting oil to make semiconductors and how has the economy not completely imploded yet? I thought it was due to collapse June?
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>>62477935
Her head is too small for her body
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>>62477938
The story is that everyone overestimated China’s demand, and it turns out they either have HUGE reserves underground or they are stemming consumption. Hard to know since it’s all opaque.
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>>62477935
Do you have any chocolates and a story to tell?
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>>62477938
Im just saying we NEED WAY less brown people in our media.
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>>62477885
the term you're looking for is open interest
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so all the stocks are bad? there are no more good trades to be had?
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>>62477931
ayo dat nigga be runnin thru my mind ALL DAY
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>>62477918
I made a great amount on puts of SneedX

Did you know that it would take the entire GDP of earth for the 21st century to alter the course of a roid by 1m/sec?

Did you know that the moon is made of literal posion?

1$ is too high.
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>Oil rise has stalled already
>Futes only -0.07
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>>62477946
Imagine the gainz that nigga must have.
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>>62477962
Beijing Geekplus Technology Co., Ltd. (HKEX: 2590)
I put 200k into a Chinese Warehouse robot company thats down 75%. Im doubling down as I thought the original price was good for the worlds leading producer of warehouse robots with 30% growth and (just) positive revenue.
Samsung also looks very attractive. Fishhead bug man supremacy.
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what does this mean
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>>62477932
You bears keep promising me a good time that never happens.
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>>62477972
they're scared about what comes after 80
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Buy XLF right the fuck now
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crabs in my market
crabs on my ding dong
this really is the worst month ever!!
- Jim
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>>62477987
Bank earnings this week, started at close. Sector rotation is still on. XLF up, SPY down.
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Give me ideas for a hedge, for my AI portfolio

I don't want to just short everything I'm long on. I want something shitty, preferably, that will move down with the AI trade, but not catch a lot of the upside

Any ideas?
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its back with a vengeance
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>>62477972
>Going into Japanese trading hours
lmao, surprised Scotty Bussy's niponese fuckbuddy didn't manage to make it go -5% already.
Grim.
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>>62477972
Imagine playing with the goop itself when you could be buying the refiners that turn this record low goop into record high profits.
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>>62477655
EVChuds, yet another win for us
>faster cars
>mostly owned by men
>batteries lasting longer than expected
Sorry ICEssies!
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SPCX bros, what happened to the 150 floor?
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>>62477987
We've been in retard clown market for years now anon. Most things dump on good earnings.
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>>62478000
I have a limit order at $57
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>>62478002
that's because there's a rotation going on
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>>62477992
I have laughed at goldfags my entire life but Im feeling gold mines these days. They are a hedge thst keep making me money.
If you dont like that id look for some cheap pe consumer staple. Something like Toyata.
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>>62477987
literally do the exact opposite, short banks
except for BAC they might have some good stuff to show off
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>>62478009
I actually already have gold as a hedge.

I'm looking for something to short, not go long on.
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>>62477505
Oil bros... We rise...
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>>62478004
I'll pick up some shares if it ever goes below $5.
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>>62478015
$57 is actually right on 100 p/e
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>>62477980
No attribution, annoyingly vague... I'd say nothing.
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>>62478013
>oil
WTF BUSSY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT HANDLED
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>>62478013
>didnt watch deepwater horizon

this only ends one way boomer
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https://www.hfir.com/p/public-the-oil-market-is-in-the-twilight
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I'm up 7% on my oil holdings today
but down 5% on my gold holdings so it's fuck it
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How nice of them to warn the captain
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>>62478013
>$79
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>>62477980
Your regularly scheduled line go up will resume once retail is done panic selling
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What's gonna happen with futures after Trump anounces the ground invasion tonight?
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>>62478013
WAR WAR MORE WAR MORE WAR I WANT MORE
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>>62478050

military stocks drop 40% on news of war
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My portfolio is very boring
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>>62478050
Not happening till Nov and probably bullish.
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I'm tempted to dig up my post a few days ago telling you anons that buying oil was free money.
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>>62478058
Give me an analysis on what oil will do for the next six months I'm considering buying USO calls and I want to hear what you have to say.
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>>62477980
>"most"
Nigguh. Is it the the most or isn't it? God damn.
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>>62478064
It clearly says the most.
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>>62477505
>50 min until korea dumpy
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62478061
you could have bought oil $10 cheaper a couple weeks ago
now it's at $80 you want to buy? lol
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OH GOD OH NO IT'S HAPPENING
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>>62478064
It’s a 1pbtid kalshit tweet shill.
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>>62478072
I treat everything smart money crypto on twitter says like gospel
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>>62477938
Paper oil is every bit as good as the liquid
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>>62478072
there's one fact about the market
there's always a legion of permabears creaming collapse is imminent. Constantly. Every single day.
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>>62478072
KEVIN PLEASE
DON'T TAKE MY BUSSY
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Millie Alcock can try some of my cock... if you catch my drift
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>>62478013

A message to all the tech trannies

Pic related
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>>62478080
those are fud bots
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>>62478066
"Clearly."
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>>62477969
>the moon is made of literal posion
Only non-whites are lactose intolerant and can't eat cheese
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We must be getting close to bottom now that panic is setting in
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>>62478087

Asians get terrible shits when they drink milk but they still love drinking milk and eating milk deserts so they can blast liquid scat everywhere

weird "people"
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>>62478080
I take pleasure in the fact they will always be poor becuase they refuse to accept that their teachers were right and they are dumb as fuck. Forever blaming everything on "glowies".
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>>62478070
Risky bet that Iran calls Trump's bluff and we reach operational minimum of the SPR.
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>>62478061
It will go up to $90, then it will be forced back down to $80 through a combination of shorting and fake news from Axios. After several months, reserves will start running out and we will see a biblical price spike to $180.
I just made all that up. I have no idea what's going to happen. I just knew that oil was criminally cheap at $70.
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>>62478091
I do the same thing with milkshakes and ice cream
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>>62478091
Honorary Aryan behavior
It took generations of this to forge the ubermilkmensch
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solded dram today because of trump speech and worst koreans. should i get back into spmo or wait for dram to dip even lower? it's in my roth so that's why i sold.
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>>62478088
I wonder what my presence in these threads again means
>>62478069
BOCCHIPOSTER NO COME HEERE :( *holds n cuddles u* It'll be okay
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>>62478100
Be a true patriot and help the secretary of faggotry short oil
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>>62478084
Huh? Im up 2m off SOXL.
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>>62478100
>solded dram today
LOL


Sounds exactly like a memory fag. I bought Samsung today after it dumped 10%
I don't really care for the memory trade, or like it, or think it's safe. I just take deals as I see them.
that's why it was so good, the retards are dumping
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Can't wait to short some brentussy from top to bottom once this shitshow is over. Sadly, I've no free funds to long it at the moment.
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>>62478109
What's good entry point? I also think this dump can't last forever.
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>>62478109
And I've been shitalking memory for a month

I actually got back in today after the huge dump lol
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>>62478109
You can be a memoryfag...or a cultist, like me...believers will be rewarded...
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>>62478112
Just buy Samsung when Korea dumps again tonight, and maybe buy Micron tomorrow
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>>62478072
Interesting. May I see his max rizz played of
>100% ported networth on puts
>maxxed out credit cards to get more puts
>went to the bank and maxxed out the loan to get even more puts
>finally went to the injun and got a loan at 50% daily compounding to get the final bit of puts for his position
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>>62478086
I get its an awful post with zero numbers or sources to back it up, looking like it was written by a 17yrold Indian. What do you expect from a betting sites twitter though.
Also every seller needs a buyer so if tech drops it could still be hedge funds fleecing retail. Doubt that is the case, just a shitty tweet but.
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>>62478114
If it dumps again Im buying. So fucking weird its not listed on the Nasdaq though. What I really want is a 3x.
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>>62477980
>"most"
Kek what? What does that even mean?

>>62477978
How do I get her to be my bride!?
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>>62478127
you're not going to get a 3x
these memory companies already have like 80% margin

they cant just keep raising prices much more or they'll cause demand destruction even from the hyperscalers
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I hate grocery shopping. I should expand my potato farm and get some chickens.
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>>62478132
Kek this nigger farming potatoes
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Lets start hoarding silver
They cant mine all of it
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>>62477793
he's going to end-up posting this shit on truth social one of these days
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>oil futures are still under 80
>USO is 120
lol someone is getting scammed
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Iirc today was the first day most IPO buyers could finally sell their SPCX shares without penalty. Low of the day, $136.78. Just $1.78 above the IPO price.
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why can't they just artificially create gold like they can diamonds?
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>>62478129
>How do I get her to be my bride!?
You tell her you didn't explode your portfolio with leveraged KOSPI shit like her husband.
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>>62478080
anon look at the kospi. it's the beginning.
valuations in America will also have to revert to the mean
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>>62478139
Would you rather I put a datacenter up?
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>>62478148
different grade of oil
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if dram drops below $50, ill get back in.
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>>62478154
Lab grown gold is inferior to real gold! The chinese manufacture fake gold and sell it as real gold! Don't you want quality real organic gold for your portfolio sir???
Your wife will know its not real gold! Inorganic gold doesn't keep its value!
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>>62478132
You should skip farming entirely and breed cattle. Farming sucks, you'll get old and not every year will have good weather
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>>62478154
The way you make gold is through a particle accelerator, a nuclear reactor or a fusion reactor. The former 2 are too expensive, the latter doesn't exist outside of nature.
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>nothing happens
>markets panic
???????
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>>62478171
>Markets panic
>Nothing happens
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>>62478171
>nothing
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>>62478162
Kospi is already dumping premarket. It night unironically hit $40 before the end of the week lmao
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>>62478171
It's purely technicals...
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>>62477980
Epic rug pull that will make Wendy's investors look like a slight stumble.
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>>62478175
>Iran
>something
lol
lmao
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>KORU could go to 0 before Christmas
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>>62478091
If you only knew about ancient Egypt.
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>>62478154
There's plenty of gold in the solar system, why would we make more?
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>just saw Bitcoin at 60k
>remembered an year ago a coworker calling me dumb for saying i wouldnt buy it
Man i need to stop being so petty.
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>>62478191
Imagine getting to do that with irl Rhodopis
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>>62478184
feasible since it's splitting in two days
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>>62478201
On a long enough timeline all leveraged ETFs go to 0
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>>62478091
our ancestors did the same. and I know lactose intolerant people who like dairy enough that they don't give a shit about occasional liquid shit.
but gook culture has bigger problems such as the obsession with status and facial surgery
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>>62478206
We could do to care more about status and beauty
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>>62478091
ill let you in on a secret i was only made privy to maybe 1-2 months ago about how a certain demographics or certain demographics are able to still enjoy dairy products through their lies with little to no negative consequences:
lactic acid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calpis
whether the japs drink this regularly or not the main ingredient of interest is mentioned above
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>>62478208
removing the niggers and spics would greatly improve things t.b.h.
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I’d rather retire to some place like Argentina and marry a half breed than mix my genes with some fish head girl and have incel sons. Anyways don’t buy DRAM right now.
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>>62478215
tru tru
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>>62478159
I'd rather you starve to death in Ireland patrick
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>>62478177
you're giving me hopium that i didn't do a stupid today. my dram buy was at $52 and $55.
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>>62478225
@grok, did that happen?
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>>62478225
>"had I not hit them with the nuclear"
I love my president
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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wouldnt it be funny if a le terroist attack occurred and destroy whats left of the US oil reserves over the course of one night in the near future?
haha yea...
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>>62478233
dont worry oil is dropping back down like a rock right now
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>>62478233
Nigga saw his beans futures
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>>62478235
The CIA wants to know your location
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its a liquidity sweep. its going down
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Sell.
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Don't look at the US10Y or 30Y
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I bought for taco Tuesday. expecting it to be big.
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>>62478237
You need to do your work better, Scotty. Maybe by riding a cock you belove so much.
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> its a liquidity sweep. its going down
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>>62478250
blood thats old news get with the times
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SOMEONE WITH A SCREENER THAT ISN'T FUCKING YAHOO FINANCE POST KOSPI



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