>Buy a stock that had just crashed 50% hoping for a recovery and 100% profit>It actually works for once
>>62477771congrats, go buy some steak and whiskey and have yourself a celebration.that's what I do every time I make money
>>62477776The waitress at red lobster arrives at my table, asks if we're celebrating a special occasion today. I smile and read her name tag"Yes Deborah," I say with visible pride. "I closed the deal on the Henderson Account today!" She congratulates me on my success and offers me a basket of garlic cheese biscuits. I order a whiskey and soda, double tall. My wife get's the pina colada in the hurricane glass. We order soup and appetizers, then dinner and desert. We're going all out on this special occasion I tell you what. I have three double tall whiskey and cokes and then order a shot of jack to finish my dinner off. Deborah brings the bill after dinner and I congratulate her on her windfall because a rising tide lifts all boats. I tip her 10% because we spent $300 and there's no reason for her to make more than $30 in an hour of easy work. Hell, her coworkers helped her bring the food to the table anyways. On the way out I'm weaving a bit, riding a high that's better than cocaine. I'm celebrating, I made the deal!
>>62477776Thank anon. I'm gonna sell tomorrow and reinvest. Wagmi.
