I accidentally identified as african american on over 50 job applications. these are positions i was most eager to apply to. If i get an interview how do i handle this situation? Im very pale
say you're from South africa and give a long winded story about reverse racism
>>62484641You have a black grandpa. Muh recessive genes and such. Wasn't there a black couple in africa that had a blonde blue eyed girl that was 100% DNA tested to be theirs? It happens, you have a black grandpa now. Try to get as taned as possible meanwhile.
I put the star of david in the corner of my resume and I get fast tracked to final interview everytime, I am sure it's a coincidence tho. it's also what got me into harvard through their non-trad program.
>>62484641One drop rule. Tell them that you have some contraband in your family tree and lecture them about the legacy of slavery.
>>62484641There are special tanning oils and sprays that can turn you black, use them
>>62484641Make sure to show up late to the interview or they'll know you're lying.
>>62484641Just say you're an octaroon.
>>62484641No one is allowed to challenge this, it's super illegal to interrogate someone about their claimed status. The most they can do is ask if you correctly completed the form. Same as other disabilities
>>62484641Musk larps as Boer, so you do that too. Where's the problem? Don't forget to mention your grandma fleeing from Europe in 38.
>>62484641Tell them day are rassis and shiat if day wont apply ya!
>>62484641you should also identify as disabled, gay, circumcised, lactose intolerant, and a woman
>>62484641based black man
>>62484641>how do i handle this situationLip fillers and shave eyebrows...
>>62484814Everyone says everything is illegal... Does anyone actually get in trouble?I've never heard of anyone getting in trouble for anything in terms of malicious employment practices except on occasion some restaurant gets in trouble for stealing a few grand of tips.
>>62484641Paint your face black, classic cartoon style. Problem solved
>>62484641>identified as african americanNo one's going to call you. Most workplaces don't hire Black dudes.
>>62484641just dont mention it, they arent allowed to either.if they dare to call them racist, its your get out of jail free card.
>>62484641Just say you transitioned
>>62484695Nah they just paid some corrupt nigger to say that. In reality they kidnapped the baby and its their rapeslave
>>62484814>Same as other disabilitieshehnah, but they'd know you're a lying sack of shit and wouldn't hire you for some other reason
>>62487294Yeah but what's the narrative that 99% of the world (including my retarded ass because this is news to me) believe? Yeah, that blondes can be 99% congolese and that's actually very normal. OP is black.
>>62484641>If i get an interview how do i handle this situation? Im very paleThey will probably ask you to confirm in the interview. Do not give a straight answer, say you don't remember specifically what you put in the application. They don't know you did the same in the 49 other applications.
