Parents Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread>>62487589>>62488379>>62489096
>>62489747OIL is going to $50 even if Hormuz stays closed
Its never been more over.
> nows
buckle in, we are going down much much further mumus
>>62489753I haven't been able to figure put what to do since mid June. This market has been rough
I am financially ruined
I tried to rely on my mom a bit but she said my brother is drugs and she won't help him complete his degree but pays for all his stuff and can't pay for mine despite previously agreeing to. Oh well.I am going to buy 20,000 dollars of SNDQ.
I am still putting my entire paycheck into broad market dividend funds and borrowing to live. when the trend reverses I will see significantly more price action after putting more money in up front.zoom out
metal fags hold crabby bags and call for the end of the world for the last 80 years and then they finally get a 400% moonshot and they just buy more bags and watch it revert to trend line crab without realizing any gainsabsolutely mental community. almost as retarded as oil faggots buying at 100/barrel calling for 200/barrel or chip faggots that bought meme stocks after a 5000% pump and then are confused when the line goes down "for no reason"you guys are fucking retards
>>62489771Sounds like your bro got that good dick
Ayo, everything is fine
If this shitshow market manages to squeeze itself just one more month I'm free... I'm so close that I'm actually scared.
Americans that rely on previous generation for financial support:>72% Gen ZOk Gen Z is understandable, young adults need help>50% of MillenialsThis is just sad to see pathetic 40 year olds taking handouts from mommy and daddy>30% Gen XHoly fuck, they are what like 60? How do they even still have parents alive?
is this what it's like to be a jeet? to lose and smell bad?
POWER HOUR PLEASESTOP THIS DUMPINGSAVE US RIGHT NOWKEVIN
Its alway darkest before dawn babes. The most important thing you can bring to the market, aside from money, is hope. Cynical doomers might have a laugh every once in a while, but they wont profit, which is what we are here for. Hold onto your stocks and trust in david soxl
Parked some cash in SGOV today
KEK, my GOOGL sell order at 375 didn't fill and now it's back to 355. Where's the retard that told me to hold.
>>62489791Oh I'm having a great time with SOXS all right
This is Israel's faultIsrael and India are the greatest obstacles to world peace and prosperity
>>62489778The other kind of drugs.
>>62489788are you ashamed you smell bad or do you think its funny? if you think its funny you are a jeet
This is when we V right? Power hour?
>>62489747>with today I am no officially down 10% for the yearboy, I hate this shit.
>chip faggots that bought meme stocks>MU will likely have 50 billion in profit next quarterThis is why you shouldn't take investment advice from /smg/They literally don't and won't understand the point of a company is to make moneyNot post memes of elon musk in his tesla
>>62489813this time its different. more like a \ and it keeps getting bigger
>>62489813yeah...
Remember there's a direct correlation between antisemitism and poor performance. It's not the jews fault you fail their iq test
I just saw a little girl fall and break a tooth—is that bullish or bearish?
Threadly reminder that niggers tongue my anus.
>Sirs you should buy good companies like the mag7 they make big moneis>all have roughly the same YTD as the shit and piss 500
What's It taking ETORO so long to get back to IPO price? Not that im complaining
>>62489787I know a gen x construction foreman who used to be a freelance carpenter making random cabinets for contract jobs in his 30s, now he has a wife and a kid I assume is his and is like 46 or something, he randomly sleeps at his dad's house 3 nights a week for some reason and his dad is 75.
outside of a few financial sector holdings my entire port is red for the day, I just looked at it. what is going on ?
>>62489825Beastiality is a sin
>>62489759dis nigga be eating out an ashtray lmfaoooooooo
Small cap value hit an ATH today. Why are you still in semis and not small cap value?
>>62489833Some foul niggatry be afoot today
>>62489787t. zoomer leech
>forgot to close the short
>>62489818>pumps 1000% in 3 months>even the CEO is dumping shares>thinks its not a meme>no way to beat expectations so you pay the president for multiple tweets to shill your bagslmaomaoimage related explains why you are a bagholder but you are a fucking retard so you will just cope and double down on bags or whatever
>>62489839IJR is my lowest green position today. KO, MO, and SCHD are all doing even better. Don't ask me about my tech choices.
>>62489833Investors randomly decided today was the day to care about AI not being profitable and so rotated into sectors that are profitable
>>62489787>>62489831genX have a much higher average credit debt that millennials or boomers. I know a genX hag that doesnt even own a working vehicle and took on $10k in debt for a trip to Europe.
>/smg/ is despairing, panicking, dooming.>Calls that the bubble popped>Calls that we're in the down portion of the mania chart>None of the fundamentals reflect itYep, it' slurpin time
>>62489854SCHD being the best way to get alpha exposure, moreso than even state of the art etfs like AVUS is really funny to me
>>62489859how the fuck do you spend 10k in a trip
>>62489812>>62489845Bruh, oil is cheap right now because it's pricing the recession. It's that simple. The stonks market didn't get the memo yet but it will.
Just saw a youtube video where the guy said gold price should be around 40k. They don't even bother trying anymore.
>>62489862I love getting paid in time for the dip for once instead of right before it happens. I just wish I got paid more
>>62489862>fundamentals>in current year Lol
>>62489833NOWHERE TO RUNNOWHERE TO HIDE>>62489857But hardware is profitable
>>62489862Market don't care about fundamentals anymore thoughbeit
>>62489857Its mercury retrograde babe, ai is still the trade to be in, you should be buying not playing told you so, now is your chance.
>>62489862The crazy thing is that semi doomposters are shilling saas like microshit and amazon, you know all the big tech companies investing hundreds of billions into AI data centers.
>>62489867I also find it hilarious as well as wonderfully comfortable, being somebody who started with Schwab and originally prioritized their own ETFs, determining myself that SCHD was the only good one.
>>62489852>the number is up (because of good earnings)>it should go downThis is what I mean when this thread is full of the most retarded bears imaginableYou literally, fundamentally refuse to entertain the BASIC principle of "why number go up", merely that up must be down, because.>>even the CEO is dumping sharesBecause he's indian.
>>62489823Reminder -on a long enough timeline jews always get evicted for financial and societal malfeasance
>>62489833we're transitioning into a bear market
I'm transitioning into a woman
>>62489862The bubble is likely popped specifically because people are too dumb to understand why it went up and WASN'T a bubble in the first place.>none of the fundamentalsIt ran up on hype, the fundamentals don't support it because people who heard about Micron last month are selling because fuck you.
I swear one of these days people are suddenly going to wake up and wonder what the fuck all this spend on "AI" is actually doing for businesses and Nasdaq will crash 70%.
>>62489871got a link?i could use the laugh
>>62489880The usual faggots will insist that it'll collapse because one day they'll suddenly stop buying even though they're already locked into contracts
>>62489869payed for multiple people and spent like a month there. the entire thing was a ploy to save a doomed relationship with her deadbeat boyfriend, who she then left almost instantly after getting back and realizing taking him to rome wasnt going to fix him kek. Genx + female is a dangerously retarded combo
Is MU actually finished this time or can it still get back to 1000
it keeps going down
Why are copper miners getting rekted. Are we really adjusting for a recession or what
>>62489885I can't shake the feeling we're careening into a bigger financial collapse than the Great Depression
>>62489882if someone doesn't want to buy your shares for what you paid it means you paid too much man. you can cope any way you want about how "the market is wrong" but life gets easier if you pull your head out of your ass and don't ape MU at 1200 next time after a fucking 1000% pump in 3 months and then expect it to 10x after a 10x
>>62489889KekThe market is making you a woman ehGetting fucked
>>62489896Yes.
>>62489892https://youtu.be/dFjvcY9Tth0
>>62489898>>62489896Trump is shorting the stock marketHe wins everyone else losesVote communist
SCAMDISK is now under 1400
>>62489869damn just tell everyone you are poor why don't you, a 10k trip is nothing I do it all the time, last time I went to Hawaii and went snorkling with manta rays, was awesome and memories I will cherish forever, before that was to the valley of kings to see all the tombs with a personal guide
>>62489906
>>62489869That's my thinking. Even my flight to japan wasn't even $1,500 for a round trip>>62489877It's forward looking. It's been profitable because the tech world is building out data centers. But it needs to continue being profitable to justify being highthe other defensive sectors are less profitable but will always be profitable regardless if ai shits itself or not>>62489881This isn't me BSing either. When you look at a five factor regression test, it out performs on the small cap, value, profitability, and investment. The latter two, especially investment, being notoriously hard to pick up.
>>62489893That's not even my point though. I'm saying that AI and semis doomposters are shilling bluechip companies *right now*. You know, the same tech companies that keep announcing ever increasing capex on data center startups and shifting their core businesses more and more into AI (you literally can't even talk to a real person at Amazon anymore). Which means that they are tied at the hip to semis and memory.
>>62489893None of that matters because hedge funds want the number to go downIt's like how England just "magically" decided to score no more goals after the first one, the whole thing is rigged against you and the actual only advice was to get in last year and sell the rip.
>>62489857Ι should really open a KO position.
>>62489885>Tranny market
>>62489885yes but why? any news or happenings that would explain this or did everyone just suddenly realize its time to take profits before the ship fully sinks ?
>>62489916It doesn't make any sense anon, don't drive yourself crazy trying to make sense of it.
KEK BAGGIES
>>62489885Does that mean the bear market has a 40% chance of -ACK'ing itself?
>>62489921There's nothing new that I can see. People have been talking about how much of a disaster the AI rollout is for ages
>>62489921IBM cracked the facadeShows over
>>62489906jesus christ those comments...
>>62489891it already happened. the only ones that haven't tanked were chip faggots that are getting heemed now because "they made money we were supposed to pump"the stupid greedy faggots don't realize EVERYTHING else dumped all year because they were overpaying for chips that just sit in buildings collecting dust. not only do they not realize this they actively talk about how they are going to sell 10x more chips next year even though the ones they already sold are just sitting in empty buildings that lost moneythese niggers think its a realistic/probable timeline that all of the money/energy/water in the entire world goes to data centers that ???? and lose money just so "the infinite demand for chips" can pump their bags they have on stocks that are up 1000%how the fuck do you niggers have bags? holy shit. its absolutely amazing that you are able to be so red on something that has been so green all year
SCHD, KO, MCD, PEP, YUM and DPZJust buy those every paycheck and then do nothing.
>>62489926It will never be that fast. It takes months. Just enough time to convince retail investors "this is the bottom" dozens of times
>>62489914Baby stop with that. If the stock market were a math problem you would have better returns than me. Just listen to me and stop working so hard
The market has been hyper crabbing since may
Of course we can't have anything nice in this world. These animals will never let my stocks Run free for a few days at least give me the illusion that I'm I'm doing well. Up one day down back to where I started the next day repeat repeat
>>62489898yes, we are, same reason oil is not above 150
>>62489935>SCHD>3% div etfWhy?
>>62489862I haven't sold a semi ytd I'm not a panic seller but we have a big fat head and shoulders and an undercut of the 50 day sma. I'm not nostradamus here but the last time you lost the 50 you crabbed for over a month and MU bucked beta and so it could eat shit in particular. The astrology is worse here and on top of that you have way more people in the macrospace shouting doom to retail which we didn't have in march. >>62489890People are destroying value trying to be top callers but if enough people think they're calling a top it's a self fulfilling prophecy. It doesn't help that korea is gasoline dumped on the fire which makes people think they're right.
>>62489909HOLD THE LINE, SANDVISK BRUDERS! EARNINGS THIS FRIDAY
>>62489796just hold instead of being a panic bitch. if you're treating goog as a quick flip, you're retarded.
>>62489862Neuro owes me stock picks
IM HOLDING GOOGL.AND IM BUYING MORE.Fuck you AI TRANS NIGGERS.
>>62489918i thought the same but let's not jinx this. i'm enjoying everyone elses pain
>>62489918If you know without a doubt that a company will be around in fifty years, it's likely a good investment. KO is one of those very few companies.
>>62489933Nah, I don't think the masses have realized what a monumental fuckup these hyperscalers have committed. The average normie still thinks these dumb LLMs are going to revolutionize productivity and we're still very "early". I reckon it'll take at least another year or two for the penny to drop.
Imagine if you've gone balls-deep in this
>>62489950It's 3.65% and it's because it's a really good defensive ETF. And grows dividends faster than any other ETF because of how it picks its stocks. It's 10 year dividend growth with dividends reinvested is 13.5% which is just absurdly high. Having your income increase by 13% each year is amazing
>>62489950Their methodology is good for picking stocks. If you care that much about divs they also grow theirs at 10% a year on average
>>62489961big, GPU driven data has huge potential for physical economy and logistics chains in particular, but yeah chatbots are the worst possible commercial application for the idea
Buy chimps
I guess we're going to do this again.
>>62489943its purging the rot without killing boomer 401ks. rotating money from absolute AIDS like INTC and AMD to everything else and doing gods work by making trannies and redditors kill themselves
>>62489969Why not GRRR?
So let's have fucking Wallmart going to over 50 P/E or something, why the fuck not
>>62489974
>>62489753Oil is going to $200
well now it's really crashing
>>62489950SCHD isn't actually about the div yield, it's about the strict fundamental requirements for companies to be added to the fund. A company isn't going to make or stay on the list if it doesn't give back to it's shareholder and do so while being consistently profitable in the long term.
>>62489950SCHD is also a growth stock
>>62489980oh
The fuck is going on with Oracle?
Oh cool this ETF has a 3-year return of over 25%. This should be a sure thing easy bet move my money into that and immediately goes down and then flat lines for 3 months straight. Fuck this gay world
what do we do fellow jamjeets? I've lost my life savings of $639. how to do wite bobs n vegene now?
>>62489973sounds based
>>62489989Larry is gigabroke. He might even become the new Ted Turner lol.
>>62489921equity markets priced in perfection. the average PE ratio of the S&P 500 is at 32. earnings won't grow fast enough to close the gap, so prices will have to drop to the mean
>>62489954Buy sigma lithium
>>62489989Remember how we warned that 50% of their future revenue being tied to OpenAI, the company who isn't profitable and loses $3 for every $1 it spends, was a bad thing? Turns out investors are realizing it and that the IPO won't save themAlso they are getting sued by Apple in a way that seems like a complete slam dunk
>>62489989>>62489996turns out if you just spend infinity money building datacenters that don't make any money that you lose all your money>we project we will order 100x more chipshit next year this has been extremely lucrative
>>62489989He made a deal with OpenAI that they would make President John Henry Eden out of nvidia graphics cards by 2028. It did not work. Then he bankrupted himself buying paramount, cbs, and soon, cnn. The price action up to now was retards taking him on his word that john henvidia ewaste would be real in 2 years
>>62490006>the kind of mother fucker who says eating eggs will kill you
Bought my weekly vooAnother boring week
>>62490006>the coronacaust was 6 years ago
>>62489989Oracle is going to 0 if anybody retarded enough didn’t realize it
>>62490006But aren't the building of data centers and the speculation that AI will streamline work the only thing keeping the markets afloat? Wouldn't all other companies start crashing at the realization of this?
A second google has hit the towers
>>62490022Not necessarily. Someone like coca cola or realty income or united healthcare doesn't give a fuck what AI does. You'll just see investors who are tech heavy get screwed over and the GDP shit itself for a bit until they lower rates
>>62490022You ever seen that old cartoon where the coyote chases the road runner off a cliff and he doesn't fall until he looks down?
>>62490022Bait
>>62490022Yeah it’s just another wave of manufactured fud.I’m buying the dip as I have every time and I’m selling once it recovers because it will do the same thing again and I’ll be ready to repeat the process.
> revenueWhy does that matter?
>THE END IS NEAR1!?Q1!!>SPY -0.8%
This is a healthy and necessary correction.
>were approaching 5.1% 30 year yieldHOLY YUMOLA
>>62490022the vast majority of companies that actually keep society function don't give a fuck about your memory sticks and san disk drives anon. they will buy shitty chink spyware to run their factory before they give their money to some faggot retard at MU that says he wants to quintuple prices again or whatever
>>62490024holy fuck lmao
Netflix, long or short?
Who here manage to sell the hardware boom before the bust? How much money did you make? % gain? If you are still holding, why? Anyone making gains on shorting/puts? Gotta be some crazy bastards in here who made a small fortune on SNDK puts.
>>62490036its honestly the healthiest days I've seen all year. all the nigger retard stocks are red as fuck and everything else is green. its like the fed cherry picked an entire list of reddit stocks and anything with a 2x ETF and just fucking obliterated them
>PMIt just keeps going up
>>62490042I saw off exchange volume try to call a return to 110 in April and they've been blown the fuck out. Haven't thought of slurping since it was big money capitulating / exiting.
power fifteen minutes pleasewe need a late mega v
How do we recover from this?
>>62490059wait for large market influencers to decide to start buying againretail has minimal effect on pricing
>>62490037I thought somebody mixed that girl with Mileena, but it's not.
>>62490059Go to sleep until St. Patrick's Day next year, I guess.
don't worry guys, the koreans will save us
>>62490064At least they don't have anything left to sell.
>>62490064lol
>>62490059Time machine, sell in May, all in brent x10 at the 69 dip.
>>62490064Aren't Korean women kind of insane
>>62490042They've hit peak subscribers so their only way to squeeze more revenue is by increasing prices(which is what they've been doing) unless they grow their subscriber base massively or find a new way to monetise their platform or create a new product the stock is unlikely to rise
>>62490064I sold a 8/21 nasdaq put just now. don't worry guys I'm propping up the US economysomeone bought a fucking 16 delta put from me lmao
>>62490037Stop pointing this out, I'd rather have my blinkers on, thank you. And don't point out the Japanese one either. I want to live in la la land. Thank you.
>>62490064Billions of zipperheads must be liquidatedBoth financially speaking and literally speaking
>>62490068yeah they're really bitchy, and then your kids end up ugly because genetics don't pass on plastic surgery
when buy soxl again?
Just trimmed a lot of positions. Feels good.
>>62490045/raises handSold my last pathetic little grub stake on Monday, like an animal chewing its leg off to get out of a trap. I'm still money ahead on memory stocks, but my portfolio as a whole is getting heemed by Oracle's alarming decline -- I'm an Oracle baggie going back a couple of decades. There's plenty of BS on the Intarwebz about 'oh, the market is pricing in where things will be in a year' but FFS! Micron's earnings are going to be at $150 per share. Nobody's trimming capex or pulling out of any of the agreements they've signed. There's no reason for any of this. None. Market sentiment is Mr Toad and we are all along for the wild ride, it seems.
is shorting SPCX free money? shit is going to get diluted quick.
>>62490006
>>62490064By being liquidated into irrelevance
Thank you BTI for keeping my portfolio afloat. Once again,I can always trust on you to be my rock in the storm!
>>62490083right now, then sell in jew hours
>>62490090Hey i do business with BTI.
ibm-sama, i kneel
>set up a buy order for AMD at 490>fell as low as 492>now up to 500 againI keep getting blue-balled.
>>62490087be careful. the float is very, very low. it could margin call all the shorts and then dump before insiders become unlocked.
>>62490042Short
>>62490084did the same in the 24h market last night, idk what sort of schizo intuition was telling me to do it but now i regret not trimming more. feels good to take some gains tho eh anon
Did Berkshire dump GOOG?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
ey boss can we have sum of dem green days/weeks. I am feeling kinda tired right now and there are only so many dips I can buy. need to unload sum of mah bags.
>>62490094If only someone had told you guys to buy the dip on the future leader of quantum computing
>>62490095You just got saved from heavy bagholding.
>>62490105I hope so only because that would be really funny
>>62490108+0.14%
>>62490108It fucking over.
MU to 810 and DRAM to 49No one's pretending to support them anymore, which you could see at the previous days. You might get a minor relief tomorrow because the gooks are on vacation and they can't panic anyone quite so hard when kospi isn't actively shitting itself for the world to see.
>>62489951March was worse because of the war and 100 dollar oil but at that time Trump was long on the market, currently he is trying to make his shorts.>>62489945Yes>>62489997note: does not apply to companies like Tesla
>>62490108fuck you
>>62490108Not checking
>>624901082.304 %
>>62490087>>62490097Use SSPC to short it.
>>62490108this is insaneToday: -1.29%This Week: -2.12%This Month: -1.96%This Year: +25.25%From Peak: -5.13%12 Months: +17.31%
>>62489980GRRR really was the top sign huh
I've never lost this much money in my life
>>62490108-1.50%. I bogled.
>>62490108-10.86%also i officially quit the market, gonna exit positions over the next couple of months and ride out SNXX to zero and tax harvest EOY or earlier. It's been real /smg/
we are fucking pinned to this line niggers
>>62490108+$1,774.03 (+1.14%)For some reason REXR jumped 7% today and my industrial reits exploded
>>62490108Solid -1.84%
>>62490108down 1.67%, big mad
>>62490108-3.25%
>>62490108-0.5% just because i fucked up a spread and had to cut out fast.still learning and wanted to try something different but got some numbers mixed up somehow.was able to get in some more 15% premium IC's on GLD though so feeling comfy
I got newmont and barrick. I don’t care if they dump more. Gold is cheap
IF THIS NIGGER MARKET IS GONNA TAKE ALL MY MONEY THEN WHY ISN'T PC HARDWARE DIRT CHEAP. WHAT HAPPENED TO SUPPLY AND DEMAND.
>>62490108Another -1.21%. Im 90% cash, but that number keeps going up as my positions keep going down.
>>62490119Semi's risk in March was beta.Semi's risk right now is delta. You getting dragged down by the guy drowning next to you is not worse than drowning all on your own.
NFLX BIG BEAT
>>62490087 I made 2.39€ today
>>62490108I only just checked now and its just only -0.37% down
>>62490108>downs 1.84But there's still one more day to lose money this week! :^)
>>62490142Could you spell that out in plain English for those of us that don't speak technical-eze?
>>62490108-8.7%Oh and thinkorswim just shit itself too
>massive buying on micron eodMicron will pump tomorrow>nothing on sndkWhy do people hate this stock now, you realize chinese nand is banned in the US because it's tied to their military right?The most obnoxious part about this shit is if this becomes a bottom in the next few days and runs back up, faggotsi n this thread currently calling for a crash will spam "haha he didn't buy the OBVIOUS bottom, what a retard" 40 times a thread.
>>62490130>48 to 14 in the last monthlmao. and you tipped a Jew for the privilege. you really aren't supposed to hold this shit outside of daytrades
>>62490108-1.1% I am stuck in the crab cycle.
>>62490139New game, your stocks go to zero and you own nothing and you're happy because the chip they put in your brain keeps you docile and low T.
up 0.57% AAPL is carrying my port
>/smg/ shitting itself>-0.5%you niggas will not be able to handle an actual recession
At least I don’t have to pay any taxes on stocks this year.
>>62490111I doubt it.
>>62490093>Breaking news: Reason for BTI pump has been linked to a Macedonian man buying out a whole warehouse of cigarettes to smoke while getting drunk on a random weekdayApreciate it bud
It's moving up again!
>>62490130Why quit the market though?
>>624901084th consecutive -10% hit in 4 daysit's really good because each time, that's less and less money I'm losing per day. Eventually I'm going to win this race.
>>62490151Both mu and sndk had buy volume last minute. Last minute buy volume is a normal thing bud. Its call market close buy/sell.
>>62490143NFLX SALES MISS
>>62490108+48.79%Just a couple more days like this pls.
>>62490149Beta is correlated movement. If the sp500 eats shit broadly and it takes sox with it that's beta. The macro risk to semis in March was the wider market dragging it down over the hormussy panic. Delta is your own underlying asset price changing. Semi's are leading now they aren't following. Objectively semi's are turning down as both the Nasdaq and sp500 market breadth is getting better it's actually divergent to the downside. This is your own lungs filling with water versus the guy next to you thrashing about. It's much worse.
NETFLIXPULL UP PULL UP PULL UPRETARDRETARDRETARD
>>62490151True, the shame I feel outweighs the thousands of dollars I lost.
I pussed out on shorting Netflix as hard as I could've. Kept one put at least
>>62490169I should just give up everything always goes against me
>>62490108-8.5%
>>62490172JFC that's crazy good, congratulations
>>62490172nice, you shorting sneed or what
>>62490179my parents ktf
>>62490108+0.36%. new ATH portfolio.sold some PEP and kept some. will buy more if it pulls backflipped IBM for smooth 3%. will buy more if it pullsbackbought a little USAR because its raped so hard I'm up 0.71% on it and holding to dump it tomorrowbought a little GOOGL at close its up 0.46%sold a QQQ put at close its up 15% alreadybought some more TM hopefully can sell that again in jap market tonight been flipping it daily pretty muchflipped UBER like 3 times today sold it all at closebagholding QCOM that I bought today
>>62490174Go wokeGo broke
>>62489989They've been doing layoffs.
>>62489773>I am still putting my entire paycheck into broad market dividend fundsBased.I also invested in dividend funds, diversified in different currencies (EUR, USD, GBP) and pay dividend in different months each quarter, so I get monthly payments of approximately similar size. Besides the dividend, the funds also appreciate in value and give me ownership of profitable companies.
>>62490119>does not apply to companies like Teslanot yet.but gravity will come for it eventually, even if it takes 5-10 years
$NFLX | Netflix Q2 26 Earnings:• Revenue: $12.56B (est $12.58B)• EPS: 80c (est 79c)• Operating Income: $4.27B (est $4.36B)• Sees Q3 Revenue: $12.86B (est $13.0B)• Sees Q3 EPS: 82c (est 84c)
>>62490181Short term call 0DTE options spam
>>62490108+2.15%
>>62490183>flipped IBM for smooth 3%. will buy more if it pullsbackBro, it's going to the moon. Minor setback on a major operation. They were just tempering expectations for immediate results ahead of earnings.
>>62489895>does a trip as attempt to save a relationship>invites other people alongngmi
>>62490139>ceos and corpos will never lower prices even if inflation we to switch to deflation. You’re only hope is to make it more and faster than prices stay high or keep rising
>>62490108Eat shit mother fucker. Im swimming in a sea of red
>>62490196yeah her retardation knows no bounds
>>62489862I LOVE YOU NEUROPOSTER I WANT TO HUG AND KISS YOUUUU but I will still be shorting tomorrow...
Goyslop stocks for the win. Most smiggers >>62490166suck at investing and will be wiped out this year bunch of retard gamblers
Told you niggersHCA and MCDIts still not too lateYou're welcome btw
>>62489862>None of the fundamentals reflect itwhat makes you think that
>>62490202Yeah, I have enough of a position on tech. I'll start getting into goyslop for the next 2-3 months.
>>62490108AYO. Lost 2%
>>62490202Cola is up.
>>62490045Sold for a pathetic 60% gain YTD and now shorting
>>62490210Can you explain why a lack of free cash flow and MASSIVE amounts of capex expense is somehow bearish???
>>62489951>if enough people think they're calling a top it's a self fulfilling prophecythen buy the dip all the way down, Mumu.if a company is a great buy now, it's going to be an even greater buy when it's down 50% :)
>bought chips near the top and now I'm officially a retarded bag holderI still retain my thesis and hold the view that we'll reach ATH within half a year, but this isn't going the way I hoped it would go. At least I'm kind of fine with seeing everything go red and being in the hole for extended periods of time and if I lose half my portfolio over this, so be it.
just checked my portall im gonna say is wtf