>Why would I ever buy a house? I'd rather pay rent forever and invest the difference™. Sure, I don't actually invest the difference because I'm always "waiting for a better entry," but in theory I'd be richer. Delayed gratification is for boomers. I need maximum flexibility so I can move across town every 12 months after my rent goes up another 11%.
>>62494855>If I make some money, maybe I'll convince a landwhale or a pajeeta to give me some pussy.
>>62494855Unc is chopped
>>62494855>pay rent forever and invest the differencethis is delayed gratification
>>62494855zoomers don't invest because they know only insiders get richuntil something like crypto can give everyone crazy returns for no reason they won't touch investing
>>62494895Renting during your younger years and investing in the market is way better than owning some overvalued house. The market has always outperformed real estate for almost a century
>>62494855>why yes, a cryptocoin named NOGDICK sounds like a proper investment. i'll use my mom's credit card to- anddd my stack is worthless now
>>62494878Face>>>>>>>>>Height>>>>moneyBut you wont understand as a fat balding 40 year old, probably manlet too.
>Why are homes so expensive? I'm single, have never dated, and have zero marriage prospects. I need a 3 bed 2 bath home so I can entertain my hobbies of playing video games and masturbating.