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World Cup Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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> futures
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>>62499514

OP you're blowing my mind this was peak /sp/ posting from 2010.
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10 hours to KOPSI open
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>>62499514
>/sp/ christmas
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>agnc and nly earnings this week
mReit bros. I'm feeling comfy
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>>62499534
I want a 20% kospi dump so bad.
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Anyone buy or look at alab or rmbs? Thinking of jumping in.
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>>62499532
Uh, we, uh, going all in on Annaly?
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Tonight we dine in hell
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For the Google-Anthropic link, I was initially all in on buying the ipo when it became available but the way the market reacts to Chinese models scared me off
One day of “new Chinese model claims to be as powerful as Anthropic latest” (keyword being claims) and seeing it drop 10-20% in a day would be too much for me
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>>62499532
This shit is preventing me from going short on semis. Darn it all.
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Everyone, seek sanctuary in GAW!
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>>62499573
Chinks are astroturfing hard. Your not just fighting the models but a 1.4 billion man PR firm.
We don't hate them enough.
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>>62499573
That's the 2nd time it has happened. It's just a pointless scare, but I agree that going into Antropic/OpenAI looks dubious, I'd rather get into neoclouds/MAG7/semis/energy.
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>Chinks are astroturfing hard. Your not just fighting the models but a 1.4 billion man PR firm.
>We don't hate them enough.
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Anyone who invested in South Korea is a retard. South Korea is probably the worst, most unstable country in the world. They were ran by a dictator less than 50 years ago. Now their entire economy is controlled by four companies. They have the lowest birth rate in the world and one of the highest suicide rates. They probably have the lowest quality of life in the world, even worse than places in africa where children are starving and dying of aids. Their government is ran by some sort of globohomo controlled cult. When the voters rose up and elected a new leader the globo cult arrested the new president and gave him multiple life sentences. South Korea probably won't even exist in 10 years.
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>>62499588
Bullish as fuck.
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>>62499588

its funny that Koreans are cashing out Samsung/SK Hynix to buy us stocks while retards in US are aping the top of the hyper forever bubble in korea

retail baggies are cancer
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>>62499588
> They probably have the lowest quality of life in the world, even worse than places in africa where children are starving and dying of aids.
Kek, no. I used to live there, and they have a very good quality of life. Birthrates on the rise btw
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>>62499584
>he still thinks china doesnt lie constantly despite over 20 years of business and finance lies from a socialist single party system
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>>62499588
Globohomo cults and overworked slaves are bullish though, no?
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>>62499604
Also high suicides = fast rotation of workforce culling the weakest links = bullish
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>>62499584
I haven't seen a basedjack in awhile. Slanteyes areshaking right now.
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>>62499602
military retards with free government sponsored housing and employment don't have a valid perceptive on what life in korea is like.
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>>62499604
>>62499605

all the kids that blew up their accounts are going to turn into communist faggots and vote for communist shit. its what losers do.

super bearish longterm like literally -100% bearish
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>>62499609
>voting will affect anything
listen to yourself
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>>62499614

everyone knows you can just chimpout if you don't want to work. you just gather together downtown and start smashing shit until the government sends you stimulus checks
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>>62499614
Are you stupid? Genuine question.
Fix your fucking bots, losers, this ones broken.
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>>62499609
they have already proven that voting doesn't work. what's more likely is a slow stagnation similar to what japan experienced in the 90's. people will devote themselves to frivolous hobbies rather than working to provide for their families and grow the economy. their is a smaller possibility of a violent uprising, but south korea is definitely a culture where millions must die.
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kek
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>>62499619
>Bring in immigrants to grow the economy.
Voting doesnt work.
>Strict racially pure society.
Voting doesnt work.
You niggers are never happy.
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>>62499626
>voting doesn’t work
Correct
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>>62499629
Incorrect bergstein
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>>62499616
it would get the currency collapse over with faster
>>62499633
moron
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>>62499641
Youre only trying to convince americans that voting doesnt matter because you cant stand that america had choice in how their country is run. Dumbass.
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>>62499641
So we got one obese Warhammer loser commie lover, and 3 Anons who hate the Western political system and want to emulate Russia.
Internet was a mistake.
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>>62499645

how do I vote for immediate war with Israel?
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>>62499651
>people who bought SK hymen at the top should decide things
grim
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>>62499653
Flood your senator/congressman with voicemails and texts that youre only voting for a candidate whos hard on Israel
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>>62499655
Also, voting out the incumbent forces AIPAC to bribe yet another person which will eventually drain their coffers.
Vote for new dudes.
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>>62499656

>drain their coffers

dude they just print numbers or shares or whatever to create more numbers. they never run out of numbers you fucking idiot
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>>62499645
so if the democrats controlled the house we wouldn't be going to war for israel? shut up faggot
>>62499651
the political system is fucking rotten to the core and as far from the constitution as it can feasibly be. you fucking mongoloid, drooling faggots
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>>62499656
Or you just go back to a monarchy and the king expels the Jews. Its not rocket science little baggie bro.
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>>62499659
>AIPAC owns the money printer
Youre so stupid that I'm surprised you remember to breathe
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>>62499660
We're going to war for israel because youre too lazy to yell at your representative. Youre the problem retard.
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>>62499662
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fgMjjZ5h
troll. nobody is this stupid
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>>62499663

my representative is a woman and half of my neighbors are indians.

its fucking over dude you are coping so fucking hard that voting matters at all lmao
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>>62499668
Youre right. Better do absolutely nothing.
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>>62499669

go away glownigger I'm not sending "I hate Jews" emails to the government holy fuck lmao
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>>62499673
Might as well accept your slow miserable wasting away because nothing ever gets better.

I kind of understand why jews think of us as cattle now. Its literal livestock behavior to just give up and die.
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So are you guys just going to be crying about your pathetic chudcel life all thread or are we going to get back to talking about stocks instead of why politicians are why you can't breed?
Speaking of which, think we're going to see KMB back above $110 if you pant shitting retards are already making stinkies and wailing for your mom's before noon on a Sunday.
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if AGNC raises it's dividend i'm gonna fill this fucking diaper up so fast
>>62499682
>So are you guys just going to be crying about your pathetic chudcel life
yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
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>>62499682
Chart doesn't look healthy to me boss. The ascent stopped as soon as it filled the gap from October.
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>>62499682
I just really hate pathetic chud doomers who try and make everyone around them as miserable and hopeless as they are.
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>>62499701
The only thing filled regarding KMB is the adult diaper you shit in. Going to be plenty of buying pressure going into the divvy date in a few weeks.
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>>62499607
I was a teacher in Busan for two years.
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>>62499726
>rare xD tag
Nice get bro
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>more bombings
next week will also be red huh?
death to america and death to jews
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>>62499588
fuck i need to go soon then to eat korean fried chicken before its too late
if i only didnt lose 12k this year…
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>>62499731
Thanks man I’m proud of it
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>>62499665
he is right
you will die for israël and you will like it
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next week will be the best trading week of my life. we are all gonna make it.
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>>62499747
based on?
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>>62499740
you aight niggah
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Honestly I'm getting pretty AI pilled at this moment, where my currently heavy semis bag don't feel too bad holding anymore. I can't see the capex spending lowering anytime soon and chips should be still printing for at least couple years to come. The revenue and current capex debt are the only concerning things, where anthropic and OpenAI may fail and tank the whole thing temporarily, but that's probably the worst case scenario.

Anyway, this is a dip buying opportunity, where KOSPI may actually be an amazing value exactly due to the degenerate leveraged nature of the pump, where it might've overblown its evaluation on one side, but then it'll push the estimates much lower due to force liquidations, making the dip even larger than it should be.

Anyway not a financial advice.
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>>62499515
We have bears, bulls, swans and crabs and Bart.
But who are the frogs?
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>>62499774
Frogs should be leaps?
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What will markets do next week?
>What will markets do next week?
>picrel, last week's results
>linkrel, next week's pollfaggot
>https://strawpoll.com/X3nkP5aXLgE
>https://strawpoll.com/X3nkP5aXLgE
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>>62499750
Feels
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>>62499777
But what is leaping? Jumps on weekend futures or something?
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>>62499788
Filling the gaps.
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>>62499534
Is there any actual leverage above our own soxl 3x? They managed the murder all on their own.
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iran attacking data centers should be bullish. they get destroyed, they have to be rebuilt which means more profit for hyperscalers which mean bigger earnings and lines goes up. buy soxl.
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>caught holding AI bags
>down 40% in the last month
gonna kms
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>>62499777
If frogs buy leaps then frogs should be wheelers who sell covered calls and CSPs in sideways markets.
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>>62499762
the providers aren't the winners the users will be. railroad investors financed a massive technologic innovation and got their shit pushed in for it. if selling continues (probably will) i'll look for an entry in Q4. but if we start seeing hardware markdowns, capex cuts, or financing falling through for the neoclouds that's the music stopping
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>>62499774
that's just us
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>>62499803
trust the plan. just close your eyes and do a 360 and walk away.
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Futures are raped.
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>>62499532
Ahh, big week dis
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>>62499813
>if
That's exactly the thing. But all means we won't. The orders are filled and the spenders are all doubling down. The increase of supply is nowhere to be seen. That's at least for 2026&7, where this is likely to continue towards at least 2030&onwards.

The chip manufacturers also increasing capex and expanding heavily is a great sign that they actually believe this to be a long term trend, not just a flash in the pan as committing to 2-5 year investments goes beyond the normal cycles you'd see.

Of course things can still fall apart and I could be wrong, but the more I've been looking, the more bullish I've become. Especially when it's quite plausible that countries (especially USA) may consider this whole thing a question of national security.
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Deep discounts for bogleheads this month
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>>62499747
don’t forget the little man when you make it my guy
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>>62499561
i don’t get this webm
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>>62499826
Real discount was march.
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>>62499832
Depends, if you were to believe the bears, then the oil situation may get much worse than in march, triggering much higher sales.
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>>62499832
of 2025
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Good Morning
Death to Israel
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>>62499835
Good morning

Death to Israel and to all Muslims
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>>62499835
>>62499840

Salutations
Death to Israel
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>>62499840
second.
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>>62499804
I swear aspiring options sellers need to forget they ever heard about covered calls or csps. Covered calls makes sense but they are more the position of a stockholder than they are of a bona fide option selling Chad.
Margins from selling spreads will always be better in proportion to the collateral that must be held. I look at the person that talks about cc's and csps same way I look at a person talking about the interest of a savings account instead of the stock market. It's that big of a difference
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>>62499856
>I look at a person talking about the interest of a savings account instead of the stock market. It's that big of a difference
This is literally how people who run wheel strategies compare premiums, they compare annualized returns to a baseline. I have a spreadsheet specifically for that. You are absolutely right, wheeling is an investment strategy, not a trade.
>aspiring options sellers need to forget they ever heard about covered calls or csps
>people should forget about a tool they could use to grow their wealth
Why? If anything, aspiring options sellers should learn more about it because it's easy to understand and it will give them some insight into how options work. Even if it's not useful to them now, they could still learn something, and it's a good strategy they might use later in a different market.
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so whats going to happen?
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>>62499870
*dodges*
*dodges*
*dodges*
*dodges*
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>>62499877
why would you want to dodge it?
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>>62499878
I put too much point into evasion and dex. I can't help but dodge

*farts*
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>>62499882
Based dodger.
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>>62499887
damn, he's fast. I would be careful with this dude
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>>62499832
There was this huge discount circa 2000 that I didnt take advantage of because I was eatin crayons and takin naps.
Im ngmi
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>>62499882
For tax evasion, right?
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I hate every single one of you especially you faggots with 5 figures or less talking so self assuredly. Kill yourself, you broke scum! You don’t know what you’re talking about.
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>>62499901
Hows the weather in Sodom? Blood rain with a chance of salt pillars?
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>>62499560
Im thinking of jumping too
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Is memory going to come back this week or should I sell. I lost 25k the past 2 weeks in memory and am getting tempted to sell but am worried it will recover the moment I do.
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>>62499914
Shameful self-shill from a different device.
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Won't let, it concerns me every single person is expecting the market to dump tomorrow. Historically I feel like the market does the opposite of what the goyim thing it will do.

What do you think guys?
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>>62499901
fucking based 5 figure fags aint worth shit
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>>62499924

LOSE YOUR SHIRT MONDAY!!!

AHHHHHH

>>62499901

jew
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>>62499927
Depends, I'd expect gooks to keep sliding down some more, though US stocks might start to recover. I'd say that Alphabet earnings might be a massive catalyst.
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>Palantir, Kalshi, Facebook, Tesla are all DARPA funded psyop shell companies
>AI organically moons
>Datacenters are being blocked by Chuds at town hall meetings

Nice “investments” you got there baggies
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>>62499924
Hold dumbass
Fucking idiot
Never sell for a loss
When you break even you can reconsider your move
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>>62499937
>1.63MB
Those companies are shit and so is your image.
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Q. who owns 4chan
A. that would be our good friend, Warren Buffet.
It was revealed in a freedom of information act request that Good Smile Company owns a 30% stake in 4chan. The rest of the company is said to be owned by a japanese internet company. Based on prior business connections to 4chan admin hiroshima nagasaki, this has been speculated to be Kadokawa. The largest shareholder in Kadokawa is Mitsui & Co. Good Smile Company has many business relations with companies owned by Sumitomo.
This complicated corporate structure is a byproduct from japans attempts to break up the zaibatsu. Similar to modern day korea, japan used to be owned by a small group of privately held companies collectively refereed to as the zaibatsu. After japan was defeated in world war 2 america brought in anti-trust regulation to attempt to legislate the zaibatsu out of existence. sadly this regulation didn't work. The zaibatsu still owns the majority of japan through a complex network of shell companies.
One of the people who realized this was the greatest investor of all time, Warren Buffet. Warren saw how the cultural impact of japanese companies was slowly replacing the west so he sold all his stocks in disney and started to invest in japan. While the old zaibatsu families gradually dialute their ownership warren has been silently purchasing shares to the point where he is now the largest share holder in the big three zaibatsu companies. All of the things that people love here, video games, anime, vtubers, sex dolls, even image boards themselves are all owned and controlled by berkshire.
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>>62499514
>Had major pest problem with California ground squirrels
>They would dig up and eat anything that looks green, even daffodils and onions(which are supposed to be toxic to them)
>Tried every pacifist method to control; cayenne pepper, peppermint oil, coyote urine, motion sensor sprinklers, ultrasonic emitters, chicken wire fences etc. NONE of them worked
>Finally snapped when rose bushes got chewed on
>Bought 4 Ouell squirrel traps(NOT cheap)
>Set them around my backyard, mainly near my raised beds
>First week alone I killed 24 of these bitches
>Luckily amount of damage has significantly decreased over time, less holes, tomatoes eaten etc.
>Noticed some of the bodies were half eaten...?
>Looked at critter cams
>These fuckers are CANNIBALS, they eat babies and dead bodies!!!
>No longer feel that sorry for population controlling

I'm gonna load up on more agriculture stocks because holy shit that reeks of a bearish bad omen for me.
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>>62499802
this is what thirdies never understand. with ever attack our GDP grows and only makes us stronger.
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shut up and open them akret
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>>62499973
stop telling everyone to shut up just because you can't get (you)s
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>>62499956
lol, maybe get an air rifle too. Sound bad like chipmunks. I've heard gerbils go cannibal.
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>>62499956
i had a similar problem with chipmunks. they can tunnel into the ground and potentially harm your house's foundation. caught a shit ton using traps and pistachios as bait, like 50 of the suckers over the course of a summer. we would catch them in the trap and drive them down to the local park and release them in the woods there

i would have preferred to just shoot them with a .22lr rifle, but we live in the suburbs and there's too many houses nearby. didnt want to risk a missed shot ricocheting into someone elses house and the cops getting called
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>>62499979
faggot philosopher
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>>62499926
Shilling a 50b dollar company on biz, are you fucking retarded? Hmm, hope I trick you into investing your 2k net worth, lol.
>>62499914
Alab or rmbs? I like it long term but 300% jump plus an ongoing AI correction. Tough one to time.
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>>62499992
good point anon
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>>62499514
nigger
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>>62499654
Kek, touche.
>>62499660
Take your meds loser. Not the systems fault your poor and cant get laid.
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When is TACO being deployed this week?
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>>62499951
Based, thanks Anon!
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>>62500002
What kind of TACO can Trump even come up with at this point? I feel like when you're trying to slowly starve a nation by hitting their water and power infrastructure there's not much to say, right?
>Uhhh they're militarily finished.
Okay, why are tankers blowing up?
>Uhhh two more weeks and they'll beg us to have a deal.
Okay, those passed, what next?
>Uhhh *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* not now Bibi!
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>>62500005
He always finds a way.
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>>62499995
Huh? He spent his life lamenting the teen pussy he never got.
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>>62500000
What a shit get
TKD
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>>62500019
Take your meds loser. Not the digits fault your poor and cant get laid.
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he's crashing out
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did you guys just see that? wtf just happened? is this... actually... what I think it is? WTH
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Assemble my legion! We ride!!
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>>62500031
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>>62500031
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self fornication is a sin… /smg/…
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gonna think ahead and not put on a shirt tomorrow
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>Americans dying for Israel again
Frankly looks like a nothingburger again. Not that I want to minimize things, but that's how it goes. Expect a KOSPI dump and a Wednesday pump.
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only 5 hours til KOSPI time
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>>62500057
I want a 20% flash dump so I can go long on 3x KORU.
Looks like the AI bubble has bursted. Much less dramatic than anticipated.
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>>62500060
If this is the AI bubble bursting, then this is pretty disappointing so far.
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>>62500063
Yea... but Google down 7% in 48 hours, IBM 25%, ALAB down 40%, SOXL down 60%. Plus its just starting, but voo has barely budged and really most companies have a healthy PE.
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>>62499956
Bro, chickens will eat you if you have a wound.
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>>62499624
>a money where you can accurately measure the supply
I love the us dollar. I'm not a bitcoin maxifag but this definitely satisfies my autism.
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>>62500069
Dude, IBM's crashing due to software being overshadowed by AI and chips..... At least that's what they claim....
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Got outbid on a eBay auction I was gonna have buyer’s remorse about. Actually I forgot that I’d bid on it. #blessed
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>>62500060
>>62500063
it was never going to be a fire sale. that would make it too easy.
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>>62500063
Because it only bursted for us, retail investors. We'll still get ACK'd over through DRAM and nand pricing. Excuse my crude, unchristian language.
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>>62500053
I'm fucking the pringles man
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>>62500069
IBM shit the bed because of the AI boom. software is obsolete.
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>>62500074
Well, we didn't even get bull trap yet as far as I can see.
>>62500076
Sounds kind of contradictory to the whole idea of the bubble popping.
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>>62500069
You really can't put Google in the same tent as those other shit coins
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>>62500080
IBM has languished for decades and only went up because of AI bullshit
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>>62500080
ai IS software
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>>62500090
eh AI is more of an algorithm. specifically in the compression family of algorithms. software is more deterministic and have a clear boundaries for function and scope.
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>>62500074
Agreed. A man can dream though.
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I have gotten very wealthy promoting faggotry around the world. Very successful.
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>>62500096
your brain is an algorithm.
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>>62500096
>software is more deterministic and have a clear boundaries for function and scope.
Lmao, not always no. This is a person who has never actually studied computer science. You dumb gay psuedo intellectual nigger.
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>>62500076

>retail dogpiled one sector in leveraged ETFs
>why did they ACK us

nigger its open world PVP on these servers its not fucking story mode
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I already feel raped this week...generational trauma incoming
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I'm kind of wondering what will happen with gold prices now. If epic fury continues we may be breaking some major support levels.
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What niggery gook activity will actually transpire tomorrow
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>>62500125
Nah, gold is going down. You will own nothing and be happy you stupid faggot ass nigger.
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>>62500110
I doubt that.
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>>62500087
IBM also incinerated an ungodly amount of money investing on quantum computing, venture capital style, with nothing to show
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>>62500027
Youre right I am poor my NW is only 750k but that wont stop me from calling you a niggerfaggot
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>>62500135
you doubt that? all of physical reality is mathematical. how do you think you're able to process thoughts?
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>>62499762
On fri DRAM looked mad cheap for $49, so I bought some calls for Mar2027, Even though I swore not too overweight AI anymore and especially DRAM, every reasonable policy has a limit where an equity becomes too cheap to ignore.
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>>62500132
Show nose stein
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>>62500138
>nothing to show
They have working quannum computers babe. Hsbc and vanguard use them to trade, they are incredibly useful for biology and materials science. They do it all on silicon that they make in their own foundry and they control qiskit. Ibm is the quannum company, and its being funded with cashflows from mainframes, dead business subsidizing the future
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>>62500141
what about the processing of non physical reality.
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I’ve achieved the perfect pre boomer Paleolithic portfolio of fossilized stocks.
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>>62500138
Angery I wasted a couple 100 buckaronis on IBM. Imagine how many meals this would be
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>>62500141
Read up on the map is not the territory. Or any philosophy. You’re making some category mistakes
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>>62500144
I know that feel. If your strategy is safe enough to not get obliterated by a short term volatility, then it's probably fine, but I wouldn't be shocked to see if we'll go lower than this still. The Iran thing combined with all the leverage could hit KOSPI real hard.
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>>62500151
you're assuming a non physical reality exists and the bran can process it. I don't think so
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>>62500141
Math isnt real -_-'
The universe runs on logic
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>semi futures

bros, im about to go back to /tv/ until we start pumping again
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>>62500167
Could be this Wednesday.
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>>62500167
Check back around spooky season
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>>62500150
i mean, the qubits cannot compete with the current computing power except from 1 algorithm. qiskit is more like a "quantum emulator", you can run it on your pc right now if you have python, its free. its true that banks really want to find out if they can get any kind of algo that is some ms faster than the ones they currently use. this is nice and all but it's nowhere near as ground-breaking as it was supposed to be. its like you invent the horse carriage in a world where everyone uses cars
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>>62500163
you okay anon?
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>kimi k3 is busy chatting with other users right now
>monthly subs: sold out
>yearly subs: sold out
>"uhhh so how do i subscribe bot?": you can't

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF ITS BULLSHIT OR NOT
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>>62500174
>spooky season
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>>62500177
They dont need to replace compooters, they do a few things that they cant do a lot more efficiently, certain classes of problems, like sorting and routefinding but more importantly simulating quannum mechanics itself, which is why its so important for bio and materials, you literally could never do what they are doing with classical computers, discover new chemical reactions and molecules, look it up. It doeant need to be better at all things, it just needs a useful niche
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>>62500184
K3 is real bro.
Source: It came to me in a dream.
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>>62500141
> when the chain reaction of accidental thermodynamic motions going back billions of years puts that little thought in your head again
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>>62499908
exactly what I’m talking about
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>>62500140
Im not quite 10x you, yet, you incel retard frogposter. 2017 was 9 years ago you tourist. Time to move on.
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Kimi K3 shows that frontier models are almost worthless. They made a model that rivals Fable and 5.6 for very little money and released it for free.

The value isn't in being the model provider

The value is being the compute provider.

OpenAI has a shitload of compute, so maybe they could pivot successful. Anthropic has insigifcant compute and they rent lol
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>>62500203
Wrong. The value is in using the technology to produce returns. The semi trade is over baggie
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>>62500177
a lot of people pushing quantum are doing it more so because they think can channel other entities, not necessarily for computing in a traditional sense. not my favorite theory, but hey follow the money.
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>>62500194
I made the same mistake with gpus and its the same kind of niche, just like patallel comouting the tyoes of problems qpus can solve are totally virgin territory and unbelievably valuable. It might not be the goldmine that gpus turned out to be but there is immense value in solving chemistry
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>>62500207
There's not enough compute out there for that.
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>>62500214
There’s already too much
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>>62500217
Not according to customers. Especially the #1 customer
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>>62500213
alab and/or rmbs, yea or nah.
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If you're still holding or buying the dip in tech/semis/AI, you're dumb money.
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>>62500223
I am dumb money.
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I'm kinda concerned about clf anon
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By the way lots of places sell beyond meat (ticker BYND) here in germany, even mcdonalds sells the nuggies. I paid 16 euros for one near the kuntzhalle (real name for their art museum) today
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Apps like Robinhood have given too many retards the opportunity to invest, therefore making the stock market forever-volatile. They often cash out over being pussies, or putting all of their money in and having to take out to pay bills
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>>62500223
What price should I buy leveraged kopsi at?
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>>62500194
i agree having some specific tool to do something better is useful, but the market wants ridiculously massive cash flows and for now it doesnt seem to be happening, at least not anytime soon. maybe when quantum communications become widely used, ibm may have its time to shine, but again, we are kind of far away.
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POV: your girlfriend just spotted a GS chad at the function
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>>62500241
Thats what you want, but i am more comfortable investing in something that needs a lot of work, buds sometimes blossom
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>>62500223
nice try bobo, i wont sell my intc even though im down 20%
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>>62500238
Buying the dip only works if you get a quick recovery. We're about to see levels of demand destruction the world has never seen before.
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>>62500196
When I see my neutered dog I sometimes think to myself this branch of life going back in an unbroken chain back to the ur slime that made us all is now finished.
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open the futures already this game is boring as fuck
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>>62499560
Alab used to be good but then it took a huge shit on me. It has been relatively weaker than the larger semi stocks, actually the last few days it’s been the weakest out of skhy SNDK, MU, and WDC and STX. Just look at it on the 5 minute chart for the past few days. Fundamentally it’s supposed to go up as data center rollout increases so I don’t understand why it took a giant poop on my head
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAkCktcChhM&list=RDiAkCktcChhM
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GRRR: 15%
SOXL: 15%
VXUS: 30%
SCHD: 30%
Cash: 10%

r8
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>>62499799
There is a SP500 4x. I think someone tried to get a 5x ETF but idk on what it was and the SEC didn't allow it anyway so doesn't matter
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>>62500265
Speaking of cash, I would like to remind cash gang that SIPC does not insure cash holdings at brokerage firms, but rather your cash holdings end up at your brokerage's bank and are insured under FDIC, meaning you only get $250k coverage.

Better to hold money markets or roll tbills.
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>>62500275
>only
people in smg have more than 250k?
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>>62499799
OOOO 5x bull QQQ and AAAA 5x QQQ bear.
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>>62500265
Honestly retarded
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>>62500281
You don't?
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>>62500289
>1pbtid
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Absolute shittiest world cup ive ever watched yikes how can brownoids watch this vomit
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>>62500261
Kek, thanks. I think it like a lot of others shot up too fast.
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so we all know stocks are going to dump until September and then we rally for a couple of months to midterms. Usually there’s uncertainty at the time but trump knows that so he started this war up again so the market lows and highs shift. For example sell in may and go away lasts until June
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>>62500292
its so fucking over for me
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>>62500223
I remember when they dumped around this year last year and the AI boom ended forever
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>>62500307
Nah that’s gay
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beta is really fucking me right now. I avoided the korean bubble but all these margin calls are going to wipe out the entire asian stock market.
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> 30 minutes
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Fures in 20
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>>62500324
>>62500329
I dont want to know
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How are the futures looking I’m too lazy to check myself
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>>62500265
No r8s? Why are you passive today?
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My entire future rides on DRAM and SKHY dumping tomorrow. At least I feel alive.
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Bid ask slightly green
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Is line go up?
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5 MINUTES AHHHHHHH SELL FOR YOUR LIVESSSS
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Holy fuck, this volatility in the spread. Jumping back and forth like two and a half points. Still on the green side but holy shit
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>>62500265
0/8
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>futanaris
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Bricked up, 1 minute to go
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I hear the elite 4 music
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Good feelings gone :(
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>>62500369
youtu.be/BisNx4YR8pQ
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> futures
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Yeah, it's over.
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I'm so tired of this "just buy growth stocks" meme
there are no growth stocks anymore, it's all speculation and gambling
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SOMEONE CONSULT THE CHART ARE WE GREEN TOMORROW
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World cup is over
Spain won
Povertyball remains extremely gay
College ball soon
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>>62500381
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>>62500381
>ARE WE GREEN TOMORROW
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when does the gook market open?
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>>62500383
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>>62500080
They coasted hard on lostech nobody else was bothering to learn.
Then AI just learns COBOL and in 5 seconds it finds all the bugs in IBMs own code for their customers.
There’s a few other software companies that pose as being ready for AI, but are actually ripe for disruption like with IBM.
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>>62500080
Fun fact my grand father lost his job at IBM in the 80s because he beat his boss at golf and kept mocking him. After that he got transferred across the country and demoted and his pride left a huge stain on the family.

Use the information as you will
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>>62500387
1 h 45 m. Same time as the Aussies
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Isn't it really pathetic, waiting on fucking GOOK FUTURES on a Sunday afternoon?
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>>62500404
Kek it's not futures 8pm eastern is their market open
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Fuck this lame shit. Im going to take nap. Please burn the world down in the meantime.
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LADS
i found this website
https://hyperdash.com/
whats it good for and how reliable is it for anything?
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>>62500404
Got everything riding on them dumping. And yes I'm pathetic. Praying they dump, American market opens, buy calls, and kill it.
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>>62500410
The food always arrives cold despite their name
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Really glad I didn’t watch the globohomo game of povertyball brought to you by Polymarket. Which was totally not created by DARPA in the 1980’s and activated during 9/11 to introduce precrime, Minority Report style. The bread and circuses continue while flock cameras are installed out the parking lot of the circus tent.

This semen slurping sport isn’t for me.
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>>62500397
He didn’t really miss out on much.
IBM is basically patient zero for the jeetification of tech companies.
What is happening to Microsoft now IBM had to deal with in the early 90s.
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>>62500411
usually they dump a bit then buy in and run it up
it's monday after all
only time theyll dump hard is if HORMUZ NEWS reports another tanker attack or one of their commie politicians mentions TAXES on corporations
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>>62500417
But what were you doing in the meantime?
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>>62500422
Forget that they were closed on Friday for that Omega dump.
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>americans don't care about football
>everyone is talking about it on a business board
ok
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>>62500432
*soccer
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It's over
and that's okay
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>>62500232
They are going to go bankrupt. I have had my eye on them for a while and I want them to succeed because I like their shit and I don't eat meat anymore but they're going 0. They're pivoting to protein drinks but that won't save them either.
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>>62500432
they only care about things they can win
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>>62500432
Soccer's gay
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Oilies Are so demoralized They won't even come out for a 3%
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>>62500284
Based!
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>futures
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>>62500390
Ibm is an ai company now. They dont invest in their legacy business anymore, they host secure private ai models, bought a cybersecurity firm, and build quannum computers. I dunno why someone like you, who invests new money into liquid diarrhea like schd knocks ibm for making cash on a legacy investment that doesnt need any capex
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>Futures
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>>62500464
IBM was a large constituent of Schd when it yielded 5%+
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>>62500384
>>62500460
World economy is shot
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>>62500381
4 out of the last 5 days after the world cup close green.
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>>62500422
My cope is that even more chinks will get liquidated and margin called because of where all the semi slop was at end of Friday. This will cause a wide spread bug panic and even bigger sell off of gooks trying to save themselves from sweat shops
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>>62500467
Just give me 20% more ants, you can do it.
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>>62500428

Sleeping
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$50k GGLL, $50k Google, do I sell some GGLL and buy more SSO?
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buy the ibm dip. forget ai. my q level clearance connections told me ibm is working on teleportation and time travel.
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>>62500471
I hope so. Kopsi is at a 19 pe though so good chance the white man comes and stabilizes it. Some guy posted an hour long video on Korea and what I gleaned from the 40 seconds I watched.
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kek argensimians
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>>62500397

does being a little bitch run in the family

>lost muh white collar job that was my entire personality
>time to drink myself to death on expensive liquor now

many such a cases
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>>62500460

Trump is a gains goblin when it comes to OIL. He will TACO again while Jared Kushner shorts it again via trading and polymarket
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>>62500480
All I give a shit about is opening red. The white man will inevitably pump it, if we open red and I can sell my puts I can swing it into a spy 0dte for inevitable giga pump and make out like a bandit. Everything rides on tomorrow.
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>>62500485
>the white man
I mean they have white skin yes but I wouldn’t call them white
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>>62500471
>>62500480
They looked spent to me on Friday. Will be interesting to see if there's any baggies left there to sell more
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>>62500487
The small hat demons you know what I fucking mean
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>futures
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im very bullish on rocket labs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfrm31sSrDI

the CEO seems very good
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> futures
https://youtu.be/ikYGBBULC40?t=71
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>>62500494
Spiggers never gonna fucking learn
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>>62500495
>0 movement waiting for kospi
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>>62500480

19 pe in Asia is like 80 pe america
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>>62500483
Crazy, each one of your posts is more toxic than the last. You are absolutely miserable. 11 posts calling everyone a fag, tranny, commie, or loser. No stock plays, just bitching. You should kill yourself if you hate the world that much.
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>>62500494
Why are they so far apart? Are they afraid they might kiss each other? Are they gay?
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>>62500501
Is it like penis size?
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>>62500502

I've been shilling GOOGL. learn to read faggot
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>>62500507
Confirmed jeet
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>>62500514
>>62500514
>>62500514
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>>62500397
Based grandfather.



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