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>got my first “do nothing and send one email per day” office jobs
>8 months in still done nothing
commies were right. niggas like this deserve to be shot. nothing fucking happens i scroll twitter all day and get paid for it.
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>Wah wah my steak is too juicy
Shut the hell up and enjoy your free income stream.
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>>62500828
Enjoy.
If I've learned one thing bouncing around more jobs and more industries than anyone ever should, it's nothing is standard.
Some places are sweatshops, or break down your body in five years, while other spots are basically free money. People will toil away at something for years, not knowing how their job actually compares to others.
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>>62500828
>nothing fucking happens
you are kept in check, cozy and dull in your cell
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>>62500858
i’m grateful to have this and all that but jobs like this still shouldn’t exist. big jeff was really right about the goyim playing in the tangible world while the elites run off this fake nothing economy.
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>>62500828
I'll take made up bullshit for $500 Alex.
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>>62500828
The reality is that you have all this company free time, why aren't you using it to self improve? I got into a company and they have me handle all their IT stuff. Since you can automate it all, I take the downtime and use it to learn and self improve. It will benefit the company, but more importantly yourself. What reality presents to you as a "standard" is just what you perceive in your mind. Things are much more open and available if you know how to operate. Was this ever about how another entity exists off your fruits, or about how you want to live your life?
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>>62500828
Just because late state crony capitalism sucks does not mean that commies are right you idiot. Leftist zoomers need to understand commies represent the government controlling your entire life, not some sort of retarded blue hair coffee shop utopia
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I've had jobs like that, it's great. I went to work and did an entire separate job the whole time, collecting something like 230k in one year. Blew almost like 3/4 of it on crapto alas, but it was a nice setup while it lasted.
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>>62500943
How did you automate everything? Are you using AI to respond to tickets and pay some jeet in jeetland to handle them?
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>>62500828
Those jobs don't actually exist. There's some poor bastard doing all their own work and yours and everyone else's. So go complain to him.
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>>62500828
some die of thirst while others drown, I've been jobless for 3 months and I'd give anything to be at your place nigger

some poeple
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>>62501878
cattle.
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>>62500828
The biggest thing for me that I realized when I became an adult was that life is extremely unfair even though society gaslights you from birth into believing we're all equal. Tradies break their backs in the trades while white collar people do nothing and work from home all day. Then at the top of the hierarchy, there are male pornstars that literally get paid to fuck milfs while incels have to break their back to make ends meet. God's a cuck for letting this happen but we all know he won't do shit about it.
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>>62500828
And what skills or requirement do i need to get a job like this anon? I am so desperate for money rn, Man.. I just need money so bad.
here my discord in case you guys know anything I can do: leszdui
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>>62500828
im in the same situation and i wanna ack
>>62500858
>10 hour of commute and work + 8 hours of sleep
you only get 6 hours of freedom a day
how is this good?
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>>62500890
>People will toil away at something for years, not knowing how their job actually compares to others.
Thanks for this advice, I learned this the hard way by having two jobs that were completely different.
It's almost like picking a game server, if the first one sucks leave within a week and find work somewhere else
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>>62502053
Eternal damnation is real, he is just. Do not disrespect him.
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>>62504023
>Eternal damnation is real
In 99% of near death experiences people are completely forgiven and go to heaven.

>he is just
Lol. If he was just he wouldn't allow the Gaza genocide, or allow male pornstars to make bank while incels break their backs in the trades, or allow zogbots to get $6k a month in disability, etc.
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>>62500828
I'm in a senior technical role and have had many jobs like this. Turns out no one knows or cares how much work you're doing. Especially when you're senior you can always say you're busy with other things when some project or other wants more work from you. The most important thing is being easy to work with, especially for your manager and their manager. Don't ask for more work, don't rock the boat. Just do enough and have enough stories to tell when your manager asks what you're working on and you are fine. I've even had colleagues laid off when I wasn't because I'm easy to work with and follow these rules.
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>>62505182
>Gaza genocide
LMAO
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>>62505182
What if all the things you mentioned are actually the pinnacle of justice, and you are the one in the wrong?
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>>62500828
Same here and the part I hate the most is how frivolous I am with my spending. I save a ton of money and just put it into the most retarded investments possible because I just get paid for sitting around. If I had to toil with my hands I'd probably think twice before porting 25% into a pennystock that might or might not beat VOO after waiting for 1,5 years.
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>>62505225
Israel is going to get leveled soon, kike

>>62505228
Then we should kill god then
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>>62505219
Worst advice I was ever given was to "work hard" lol. Absolute opposite from reality
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My goal has been a job I can be lazy in and get paid well so I dont drain my energy daily into nonsense. Ive intentionally slowed down and been less proactive in my recent positions so I dont set bad expectations.
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>>62505228
The idea you are attempting to express is that justice may be incomprehensible. If that is the case then justice as a concept loses all relevancy in the sphere of human activity, which means there is no possible way to arbitrate disputes besides law of jungle might makes right, which means society itself is impossible since it exists for the purpose of mediated settlement. I'm just unfolding the chain of logic to you since you are probably too stupid to understand your own points you are raising and I would like you to consider them in their full scope.
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>>62505182
>In 99% of near death experiences people are completely forgiven and go to heaven.
Guess we will never hear from the ones who suffered actual death
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I'm studying for this cert.
I have Splunk and AWS SAA-C03
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>>62500828
How do I get one of these jobs? I've concluded my studied and am about to graduate with a First-Class in Computer Science.
Yes I fell for the meme
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>>62505348
No, the idea I am attempting to express is that God is with the Jews indeed, and not with your dear Palestincelians. I know this is hard to fathom for your quite limited /pol/tard brain, but try to imagine you are really, really, really wrong to revolt against God and against the people he so obviously favors. Then, start looking for a Jewish wife with considerable Khazar milkers (another proof of divine election) and kneel.

Wishing you the best.
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>>62505700
Ngl you should just wait until the AI bubble pops desu.
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>>62500828
I hate that the popular kids in school all got these jobs and gatekeep them away from autists like myself. Impossible to get these jobs as an autist
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>>62507453
It’s called nepotism via networking. Unfortunately if you aren’t a hypersocial normalfag, you will fail at life.
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>>62500828
Please give job title and how you got it
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>>62502053
You dont understand that 90% of male pornstars also do gay porn to make ends meet/because shlomo asked them to
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>>62505734
By your own logic, then, God would have prevented the holocaust.
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I basically have the same but I actually have to go into a plant in the heat/cold sometimes for less than an hour sometimes for most of the day. It's kinda nice that I get out and interact with equipment but Im just a middle man of communication most of the time or extremely niche info.
That said, if they fire me theyd lose a lot of knowledge.
Being a senior chemical/electrical/industrial engineer with a niche is a good build and I recommend it.
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>>62505219
Fucking this.
Getting the degree, getting your first job, and then getting to that senior technical position are the major hurdles but once you're in, you're in.
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>>62507463
https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/
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>>62507440
I don't believe that's going to happen to the degree that it's helpful for me career-wise.
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being in that spot is like a blessing to someone who's living on the street but the downside is clear to me. time is the most important resource and you can use it to build a life that you actually would be able to enjoy. if you're in an office you will be in an office for the rest of your life and you have no time or energy to change that trajectory. until you quit, which you can't because it's a cozy job with income.

conformity is fucking poison no matter which way you look at it, in my view.
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>>62505182
>If he was just he wouldn't allow the Gaza genocide, or allow male pornstars to make bank while incels break their backs in the trades, or allow zogbots to get $6k a month in disability, etc.
But that's Jews doing those things. And you know what Jesus said about the Jews?
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>>62500936
I believe it. If you've actually ever had ajob where you do nothing you would know it's torture.
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>>62500828
wish I had a job like that sometimes. work at an architecture firm and am always stressed. usually work 10 hours a day and half that time is coordination meetings and constant arguing with retarded clients. the other half is deadlines for interviews. dont feel bad about your do nothing job anon...
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>>62500828
Start a business on the side, quit or shut the fuck up. One of these 3 or their combinations.
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>>62500931
I'm calling your boss to fire you right now, you ingrateful little bitch



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