I want to hear horror stories about prostitutes manipulating virgins or bitching at them.And prostitute stories in general.Ironically /biz/ actually gave good HONEST advice that prostitutes do not compare to a real girlfriend(for better and for worse) and it is absolutely a business and a transaction and they will not act like your caretaker unless you pay up the ass. Also most cumbrains don't ironically pay them to do house chores, not sure how 99% would react to that.Also what's the story on male prostitutes? nobody wants them?
Holy fuck. Just go out, your incel view is so distorted it's painful.
>>62502002>incelSeethe and Dilate, tranny >>>/r/edditor. YWNBAW or a man anymore for that matter.-spaceAnything else you'd like to add?
>>62501995I've invested in a bunch of prostitutes over the years but wouldn't say I regret anything. Most a paid at one time was 140 for a half hour with this tiny white girl from Michigan.
>>62501995Negress prostitutes are super motivated and always impressed by my BWC but their pussy sometimes smells and they probably have aids. Asians are cute, that includes the ladyboys. When anons can no longer afford bitches it is the confirmation of a bear market. OP asking about bitches tells me BTC will go much lower. Also male prostitute only good for homo sex.
Prostitution is animal sex. They’re gross.
>>62501995> sugarwill be the worst investment of your life. unless you are street smart and know how to play the game you are going to get fucked up the ass literally and figuratively too if you know what i mean
>>62502371you know nothing about what you call it? streetmart? are you fucking stupid i swear watch how you running your mouth like you own the streets infact you probably a lowlife hustler with face tattoos i despise you when you always in the way between me a honest fat guy and sexy hookers JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
Just go to Hong Kong where you can order them like you are ordering from a restaurant menu. Good back rubs too. Prices are in HKD>>62502041>>62502357I see it like having a nice meal.
>>62502011the one acting like a redditor is you, i have /pol/tard fatigue, since none of you belong in this imageboard
>>62502416Yeah I'd like to go to asia. I went to athens and there were a lot of 18-19 year old Romanian and Bulgarian girls for cheap. I was like 20 at the time with a pretty good time so I had a great 4 days there
>>62502428>with a pretty good timeGood job I mean
i work in a bakery and admit i am fat and lonely. im too shy for real sex with hookers so sometimes i park my vehicle not far from them and roll my window down and fap in my pants while watching the hookers. i hate their pimps with all my bodymass, they harass me all the time and start shit. they damage my toyota and threatening me if i dont pay up. i always argue i never been touched by their women why must i pay? despicable lowlifes
>>62502461based lmao
>>62501995i'd rather just buy a wife.>muh depreciating valueteaching her sexual skills tailored to your own interests over the course of decades increases her value, and any physical depreciation can be greatly reduced by exercise, diet, and competent maintenance. What's more, she can also learn other skills and perform tasks that you cannot get from a prostitute (at least not at any reasonable rate). She can cook, clean, birth and rear children, act as an aide or secretary, and just generally make your life easier. Prostitutes are jjust an expensive way to masturbate and are a waste of money, a wife is a long-term investment that can yield massive returns.
you dumb perma vifgins dont understand you dont give em cash for fun you give em that to fuck off!!!!>this way you WNGMI in life
>>62501995it’s all good until you cum and realize you spent x hundred dollars on a girl who’s not that attractive desu. Even the good looking ones wouldn’t stand out in a bar or club or wherever women frequent, I wouldn’t know where they frequent. Which is why I buy them
>>62502862You forgot the part where they can take half your shit if they get bored. Seems like a big thing to miss. That's a fucking awful investment. Better to see an escort and go about your business without being in a shit contract.
>>62502936Like employees, if you actually care and invest in them they’re less likely to leave. And prenups are pretty solid excepting children being in the picture.
>>62502945>less likely to leaveLmao. Even if that were true, which it isn't, why would you sign a contract where she is "less likely" to leave. Listen to yourself, you utterly contempable simp faggot.
they will sooner or later leave anyway
>>62501995I’m currently fucking some Romanian bombshell. Total nympho. It’s amazing. Like you said does not beat a real girfriend (I suppose) but it’s nice.>>62502427Incel website faggot shoo shoo
>>62502936that's a matter of due diligence really. Don't marry a gold-digger, get a pre-nup with assistance from a good attorney, and don't live in a state full of retarded judges. So long as you don't give her AIDS from fucking a prostitute or some shit, you should be golden.
>>62501995Virgins? I used to date this girl, 20-something, she loved animal crossing. But her sister was a big whore, onlyfans and everything. Anyway at some point her sister got her into onlyfans and then into prostitution. Convinced her to sell her virginity to a fat guy in his 40s. She was upset when I found out and was upset, she was mad that I wasn't happy for her finally finding 'success' as an 'onlyfans model with extras' and that I was being abusive and controlling according to her sister. Last I heard they're still at it on twitch and OF. She's trying to be one of those chicks who fucks twitch mods to get special privileges but so far it hasn't worked out.
>>62502461Nice anon, great way to save money
>>62502862Highly based. Grow your beard out nice and crazy looking and buy a Draco. Fuck them pimps.
>>62502862I prefer to hire a dozen of maids, but a long terms girlfriend is very much a better choice out of all, the experience is very worth it.
>>62501995Everytime I hear about overseas prostitutes, it seems so dangerous. Prostitution is so institutionalized in Japan, they even have student discounts.
>>62501995Just tell them what you want up front before handing any of your cash over. Can only remember having three good ones; two of those were hot as shit but even one of those was just trying to talk the time away. The other was just sophisticated and she clearly liked me. The other one was a cutie and doing shit I couldn’t believe down there. Just glad my phone didn’t die while meeting her, need to definitely see her again when I go down to that city again.. Yeah if you find a good one stick with them because I have been with maybe a hundred escorts and the good ones are rare.
>>62504861Most of these are post wall roasties trying to strictly catfish underage student at the sametime earn some money, they have so much to gain from.
>>62504861You can just go to Australia where it's actually legal.
>>62502395>>62502461
>>62502461One time a long time ago I boughted a porn DVD and th3 DVD player wasn't working so I jacked off to the cover
>>62501995I only got one once. Theres this strip club brothel in downtown Denver (at least it was there in 2021) Friends dragged me to the strip club and when I was drunk enough one thing happened after another. Wasn’t worth the $500 though
>>62505586Damn...
>>62503270>fucks twitch modsLOL
>>62505560pretty based. I try to masturbate using my imagination
>>62507402Try using your hand.
>>62507941> mans hand gets you offgay
>>62503083the prenups get thrown out when kids are involved, no point
>>62504924yeah, never saw the point in showing off pics. It's always a catfish situation.
>>62510955>the prenups get thrown out when kids are involved, no pointthey don't apply to kids at all. They're about property rights and debt, not visitation rights or anything like that. Unless you're talking about child support, but that's tied to custody battles anyways. That is one of the big risks that you can't hedge against with a pre-nup, but I think due diligence should still cover it. So long as neither of you go into things thinking that love is the only thing you need to make a marriage work, and the pre-nup requirement successfully filters out the gold-diggers, you should be able to avoid any divorces.
>>62502461>i hate their pimps with all my bodymassThis sentence was worth the weight.
Canadian local girls are the absolute best. These girls are honest and really tries to have a great time with you. Just don't get attached right away.Also, women these days are getting /pol/ pilled pretty hard frpm the Indian migration flux. Lots of them tell outright how these jeets are ruining our country.
>>62501995>Also what's the story on male prostitutes? nobody wants them?Guys are hornier than women. So unless a woman is totally totally hideous or needs something very very specific she can get laid super easy for free
>>62511137what's the benefit to getting legally married then? why not just cohabitate and call yourself "married"?
>>62515054keeping yourself from getting common-law married without a prenup, but that only applies in some states of course. The formality of a marriage license would also grant the wife some legal and financial protections in case of a divorce, so she might insist on it as part of the marriage negotiations, especially if you expect her to become a homemaker.
