What are some ways to game casinos that won't get you kicked out?
>>62502769If a legit downy waddles up to a table and wins a million dollars, do they accuse him of card counting?
>>62502769Really Card counting involved spotters from people not at your table. That's how those MIT nerds did it. They'd love of some retards from /biz/ thought they could count cards and go lose money at their casino. Also they've solved this by rotation between multiple decks instead of the same deck over and over
Dont play at the cheap tables if you dont want to get kicked out. Its really easy to make 1000 bucks off Blackjack but brutal to make 50k
>>62502812Yeah they had a whole system of designated players that were supposed to lose, feeding somebody else card info with morse code pings on devices in their shoes so one player won regularly and would bet big during higher probability hands. OPs image macro is, as usual, irresponsible faggotry
>>62502769the poker table
>>62502812>NOOOO MY SCAM DESIGNED TO MATHEMATICALLY EXTRACT MONEY IS FAILING BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING A BETTER JOB OF SCAMMING ME!!!!! NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!
>>62503355you are wildly out of datetime for you to binge some gambling youtube.There are absolutly guys out there hustling a "living" roadtripping around trying to milk casinos counting cards solo and they are constantly getting cockblocked by the nationwide casino identity network.OP image is accurate
this was an interesting docu...the guy is a chad and son of a pro card player, so he's giftedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqPJojtM9kA
>>62503851at one point he gets a dealer who reveals the house's down card as she's dealing. this was a while back so obviously that woman probably got fired by now.
>>62503371Correct, they were cheating. I'd kick you out for being brown and just say something else. That's the beauty of private property: )
>>62503399>counting cards soloWhy they cycle through multiple decks and you can't tell which one is which? Lmao grow up kid
Never interested on poker mathsToo much effort
>>62502769I think colluding in poker is a pretty good strategy. Seems kind of hard to pull off, but probably the best method of cheating.
>>62502769Investing in oneReferring people to play there
>>62503870cycling decks takes time and reduces the casinos profit from less hands being dealt. It's more profitable to just find and ban the card counters
If you owned a casino you would do the same thing. Everyone who opens a casino considers it a money printer, which it is, and if anybody finds a loophole you're obviously going to close it.
>>62502769as long as the house makes money too, they usually don't care. shark casual tourists, don't play directly against the house, and everyone's happy and getting what they want
Craps, dark side, off the strip, is unironically the only way to consistently win money. It also depends on how much you bet. When I go to Vegas I usually drop $1000-$1500. Win 3-4 rolls playing dark side craps, profit $500-$750. Call it a day.
Blackjack is the house's choiceRoulette is where real money is made
>>62503989Lmao, they are gonna cut out shuffling at all in your fantasy world
>>62502769>MUH MOVIEStry to count 20 decks moron, they dont use 1 deck like they do in the MOOOOVIES
Probably poker but the barrier to get good enough to make decent money on live 1/2 isnt worth it. might as well get good at another skill instead
>>62502769If you win sports betting too much, they will ban your account. You're never meant to win.
>>62504021What happens to you when 7 gets rolled 5x in a row on the come-out roll?
>>62504058lol elon just told her shit to get her to sleep with him. women are so dumb roflmao
