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1st for niggersTickers NRGU, NOG
>>62507230No! I want,$15 KORU. Save me Trump.
I am still bagholding SNXX>the glorious RETVRN editionthank you for your attention to this matter
kospi broke outi repeat kospi broke outthis is not a drill
>>62507230Its over jew smiggers.I found your secret. You've been hiding these from me, but I, a goy, have found out about 99 cent kosher tea biscuits. I applaud that you hid them from me for so long, as they're as moreish as goldfish and extremely delicious with subtle flavor that straddles the border between sweet and savory all at a reasonable price, but you have been found out.
>>62507242You will be dumped on tomorrow young smigger
NIGGERS
>>62507230Pretty good meme OP, no fuckups on the bake, waited for 400. You are seen, you are appreciated. Today OP was not a faggot.
>micron is almost at 1000
>>62507239Excuse me this is a bad time to get me in a breeding mood please cease and desist with your AI girl prompting.
>>62507248>PEPONIUS, LAST EMPEROR OF KEKISTAN
Bought 14 shares of RKLB expect this shit to crash since the bongadoffs won't allow me to gather wealth.
>Stock has been steadily rising for 2 weeksHmm yes I think I will invest in this stock>Dumps 5.0%I know this trick, as soon as I exit it's going to jump. I am going to HODL.>Dumped 20% by the end of the dayIt appears that god has given me the divine ability to kill any stock I'm holding. Tell which stock you want me to buy and I will end up running it into the ground. I've already lost $30,000 and counting.
Sheesh Korea starting green, can't wait for the dump end to the day.
big?
>>62507239Seagate has terrible products sincerely IT data center chud.
>kospi greenprepare for the biggest vantawhite aryan candle, and prepare to see it all crumble down when a feather falls the wrong way and all the chinks panic
>>62507258nah they only follow we latelyi bought higher and we already had the giga dump
>>62507248>$1,644.50 overnight so farunlikely, i shorted the bottom and caused this entire reversal
I'm gonna buy fat calls on that one stock I keep talking about that everyone ignores me about. That's how I know it's a good play
>>62507266Thank you, thats the girl I chose. Wondered if that was a sign that I should invest.Any thoughts on crdo, nbis, or alab?
babe i know days like today infuriate you, dunno why, you could buy chip stocks any time, it means more wealth for your country, more opportunity. wish you'd reconsider your scornful attitude about the market and growth stocks. you've already proven to everyone that you're prudent and skeptical and believe in thrift. i've tried to guide you too but you'd rather be a chuddette and complain about indians and jews than listen to reason, it's time to give that up too. it might not be the bottom, they may have more plans for dumping, but i really hope not, and even if it does go lower it's a good time to buy now, very good discount, and you can always buy again at the bottom with your dividend checks. starting my journey to venice tomorrow and i'll be there on the 24th for 5 days, plenty of time for you to fly in, and i can extend the stay as long as you want, everything my treat.
Can someone explain to me why it's still pumping hard when I already sold? Shouldn't it go down
$250 oil soon
>bank isn't loaning me money anymoreWhy are they always so mean?
>>62507263All my copper miners are down, so I'm not sure how big impact. Maybe most copper miners side hustle in gold/silver have suffered too much.
>>62507278It entered 'Why the fuck did we sell?' mode.
>>62507282I'm sorry Michael, we tried to warn you about refinancing
OOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEETAILSPINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAILSPIN
>>62507245>those discontinuities man wtf is up with that shitcoin oh wait it's the market index for a country that exists irl HAHAHA fuck korea
Tisha B’Av
well that last thread was something
>>62507289I only need 20k please mr banker
>>62507278Goblins gotta get your gains. You probably didn't leave milk in your shoes last night.
Well, the Koreans are happy. That gives one hope for the morrow. I'm still a little nervous about what Google's capex will be, and what it bodes for memory stocks.
any anons here not falling for the mumu trap, it will go down more i feel it
>>62507275>crdoPromising hardware components. The rest are small positions i would go hardware sales over software sales due to cannibalization. You cannot avoid hardware requirements but software you can in house or go with a bigger vendor. Kubernetes, AWS(amazon), Azure(microsoft) are top products for data centers. Networking Cisco, Arista, Extreme Networks, Brocade, Juniper are good investments for making these connections between users, companies and governments.
>>62507307They'll report stellar earnings (but 80% of that will be from the hypothetical valuation of Anthropic going up).
>>62507309If you think it's gonna go down then it won't. Thanks for confirming it's bull hour
Are Koreans gonna be based for once tonight? I'm finally green for once..
>Micron Benis
>>62507266Is working at a data center cool
>>62507311I agree. Problem is everything you listed is 200-400B marketcap, bought out, or brocade with a shrinking revenue.I need to find the unicorn that is the hardware of the future but under 50B with growing revenue.
fucking nvda again stinking up SOXL
KOREANS ARE DUMPINGSELL SELL SELL
>>62507238remnder to never buy NRGU because they have already closed the 3xletf once beforei n 2024 without prior notice, locking you into any losses you already had from waiting for oil to spike that summer.
>>62507325GRRR
>everything is priced for perfection there is no more value investing>the only bargains left are actual dogshit (PEP, MCD, nike) >t bills cant even keep up with inflation BEFORE taxesYoure forced to gamble there's no other way
>>62507245But can it get a higher high? If not, it's going to shit itself again.
>>62507323Well i work the IT side in networking aka NOC so it's pretty chill, 24/7 shift work kinda sucks but 6% swing shift diff, 10% night shift diff makes up for it. Flexible PTO schedule, standard PTO, even flexible shift schedule provided manning is there. You spend alot of time chasing small problems around the network and cutting your teeth on installs with the engineers above you. Pay is good for IT networking 160k with masters and CCNP. But its not gangbusters like the few programmers in my building who do double that dealing with vendor specific modifications for software. If you wanted to get in the industry then read up alot of books and work on homelabs via VM's/Cisco Packet tracer to have a chance. Certs>Degrees majority of the time.
>>62507330I made a shit load of gains on NRGU when the mega pump happened. My portfolio went up 450%. Your opinion will be discarded
>>62507325ALAB. LABX for the 2x bull ALAB ETF
>>62507333Don't talk shit about my goyslop stocks!
>>62507333Protip: It's not how much money you make, but how much you keep.Drawdown and stability go a long way
EQT ANON YOU LIED TO ME
buy CRAK
>>62507337No. Never trust canadian garbage that can be randomly closed at any time.
>>62507333Thankfully everyone on /biz/ agreed we would all get rich on INTC calls last year and no one spent this entire year fudding intel because they were more concerned about being right than making money, right?
KOSPI finna do a wile e coyote on this gap boss
>>62507358>INTC believersits going to 300
>red futuresHmmm
>>62507333What's the problem of McDonald?If you are us citizen you have easy access to foreign markets too.
>>62507325>She will leave you for a man with more
>>62507333Yeah it seems that way.>invest in non semis>seems to mostly crab and dumpAt least the semis get pumps
I bought 100 GOOG @ 256.62I am down 1k currentlyThat is all
>>62507380Frankie.....
>>62507380Great googlie mooglie you are quite the dumbass aren't you smigger?You could have set a limit order for $535 and it will get filled in the earnings volatility. That is my plan :3
>>62507380How can you be down if goog is 346,19?
>>62507380193@372Not fun
>>62507387Excuse me, I meant 356.62That is all
>>62507333Checked. gambling is the only option and I embrace it
>>62507245>kospi broke out
OIL IS BREAKING OUT Y'ALLL
$61k is considered alot in Japan, Which way will you go white man?
>>62507284More of an inflation commodities read
when investing in the "attention economy"DO NOT invest in growth. Stay away from it like the plague. Human attention is a finite resource. There will never be more of it available than the number of people on the planet. And not all human attention is equally valuable.That's why if you have Netflix you need to get the fuck out right now.If you're going to invest in this, it has to be something new, but the competition is brutal.
silver computer is short squeezing sirs
>>62507281aren’t you the fag who owns a bunker and thinks the collapse is near. If you are I want to say go fuck yourself and you were and are wrong
>Japan Finmin Katayama: US-Iran situation has grown very challenging. Will take necessary steps on forex as required.Owari da yen-san
What gods must I pray to for SPCX to fail another launch and crash to $100? I want to see retards who bought at the top cry and want to finally start selling puts at reasonable price levels.
>>62507399And you just know they don't mind age gaps so you can get a cute young woman https://www.koreaboo.com/asia/yuki-tomoe-idol-married-fan-celebrates-age-gap-marriage/
>>62507398>Y'ALLL
>>62507410muh oil doin a lil sumn mmmhmmm
>>62507403Got it, buy meta and goog.
>>62507336I've just bought into so much IT fud over the last few years. Are you guys even hiring? I have so much free time at my job I could defo get whatever certs I needed done in a few years. I see listings around DC for my field (mechatronics) making comparable money but obviously cost of living is much higher than where I'm at. t. electromech tech at a factory night shift 43/hr
>>62507403A thesis Ive heard is with AI we are going to be flooded with more content than ever, making attention the one of the rarest most profitable things in the future. Not sure how to make money off thst but makes sence.
>>62507354>implying I trust any financial institution RH removes the sell button. We are all playing in a rigged casino
>look at 10year chart of oil>apparently it's immune to inflationEverything is soo fake and gay
>>62507412>oil >doin a lil sumn>right before bedtimeIm too tired to trade tonight.
>>62507424Psst it pays dividends that usually don't go in chart.
>>62507424Technology improves resource extraction a lot over time.
LOOK AT OIL COMPUTATIONAL INC. GO!
Watching thirdies cream over the death of 18 americans, despite casualties being lopsided on the other side will never not be funny.
>>62507421alternatively, human attention because next to worthless because most consumers are out of jobs
>>62507417>Location DCYou have no idea how bad it is to get someone who wants to work out there. We call those people slut hoppers since they move from gov agency to civilian to other careers and back to another. Almost 1.5 years they habitually hop around or work 2 full time jobs.Certs generally Comptia Trifecta ie A+/Net+/Sec+. Reality required is Sec+ but you need to learn the content for A+/Net+ to make Sec+ easy so get some PDF's for free and watch videos until you get the material then get Sec+After this you are qualified for Helpdesk so 2 years of working there if you gain CCNA/Redhat you will be qualified for either Networking or Server admin. If you want to do more security related content then CISSP/comptia CEH is a good thing to grab.If you have a bachelors then getting any random MS is fine it really doesn't matter but having it opens up alot of doors. Higher tier management requires PMP/MBA so be aware. Your mechatronics, EE/CS/CE background would make you seen as a god since alot of us barely have a bachelors degree on hand. Employers care about your ability to learn more than the content of the degree.
Why is gold going up further than oil when oil goes up instead of going opposite oil like earlier in the war?
>>62507230>UBS proposes bundling private credit loans into investment grade A2 bonds. By diversifying the loans the ratings agencies can label the bonds as investment grade, allowing them to sell to insurance companies and retirement funds.The FUCK are these retards doing???
>>62507434ALWAYS be a demand for blowjobs. Maybe the future is us just blowing eachother all day, but there will be jobs.
>>62507442Letting the goyim hold the bags, this is why I have my 401k all in S&P 500 ETFs, you just know it some sucker who picked "less risky" investment portfolio in their 401k.
>>62507438the market was becoming too predictable so they decided to make it based on purely bullshit instead
>Futures>https://youtu.be/0BPTNdmdJSc?si=VUjjZJNEwwBPwO3E
>>62507442>>62507442>By diversifying the loans the ratings agencies can label the bonds as investment grade, allowing them to sell to insurance companies and retirement funds.This is exactly what MBS did in the 2000s.>2026: Sell>2032: Buy>2035: Crash
>>62507442preparing exit liquidity for the next '08
Missed this earlier today> Apple will launch Apple Upgrade next week, an iPhone, iPad, Mac and Apple Watch leasing/subscription program. It’s partnering with Klarna to launch in the U.S. at online and retail stores.
>>62507442KAll new money is going into bondsIm not putting up with this shit
>>62507442Sounds neat. Think I can use these as collateral?
>>62507459Probably just gonna SCHD and chill on all my future paychecks. Fuck this niggerfaggot market
>>62507456lmfao everything is slowly approaching the singularity.
>>62507456i'm still using a shitty Iphone who the fuck is still doing Klarna?>>62507464nigger really about to get rekt lmao,
OIL.
Rubio says Iran is not serious about talks. And why would they, lol
>>62507465>>62507466I work at WMT and we're moving to have our electronic shelf labels account for surge pricing in the next 5 years.Also Klarna has been one of the payment options on our POS for the last year or two. I've only had one customer request to use it. It generates a QR code on the terminal they scan and get approval for on their Klarna app. It's kinda slick, but takes a while to process. Of course, that's on them for not having the money to afford the big purchase in the first place
>>62507417I would also recommend working at a helpdesk part time 20hrs or less a week to get your feet wet then moving onto to a better job once you have 2yrs of exp and more certs.
>>62507452Whoever made that bullshit fucking chart had to be a goddamn time traveler, HOW is it so accurate!?
>>62507433Unfortunately war isn't just team death match or else US would've won in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Vietnam.
>>62507471not a fan of this one you can do better anon i believe
>>62507481To the public Iraq was seen as a success. But now lol they are going to go through another civil war eventually. if not they are seen already as Iran's proxy.
I was going to share the nudes I found today but the guy who called me a loser for working at goodwill ruined it for everyone
>>62507475Thanks anon No bachelor's degree just an associates and a journeyman On paper I'm a mechatronics tech but in practice I'm 80% wrench monkey but ofc hiring agents don't know that. Just looking at my options trying to get out of my niggerfied city for my kids. I appreciate your effortpost.I have so much fucking free time at my job I would be retarded to spend it reading VNs instead of doing something productive.
>>62507493>DC>Getting out of niggervilleI recommend getting a job at a gov agency and then hopping to another location with a military base. Do part time imo its going to be the best bet. Get certs and if they have internal moves for the company you can move to another location & utilize there TA to get money for college/certs will help you out greatly. Lots of moves you could make but part time gov contracting would be ideal for your current location. We ie any company that has a location at DC is desperate so having Sec+ will be the minimum to open some doors. CCNA is what you should also get to get them salivating during the interview. After that location and degree should be your next moves before moving up again with better certs and a MS degree. Your current exp is valued troubleshooting is a hard skill to gain and nebulus to quantify so if you learned ANYTHING at all IT/Mechatronics or random shit like build a PC/messed with a linux distro/Minecraft server then you are leagues ahead of most people. put that on the resume btw.
>>62507442Has anyone had their brokerage firm suddenly or recently offer or advertise private credit investments to retail investors?I think we're getting close to a collapse, but they need retail holding the bag first.
SMCI BROKE THE MARKET. WE GOING TO THE MOON
>>62507508Housing mortgage companies are offering adjustable APR's anon its over.
>>62507442Those are CLOs or something iirc. AAA graded CLOs have had 0 loss for like 40~45 years, while AAA graded CLOs lost more than 40% in 08because law demanded them to be different from CDOs and made them enact lots of risk mangagement measures.They were like 85% safe most of the time.But as AI rape rolls in the environment might have changed and they might face rape in the future too just like CDOs.
>>62507487I will try again I apologize
>>62507521Ok a typo the ones which lost 40% in 08 is CDOs not CLOs
>>62507512Nigga you aint doin shit with a single whale's money
>>62507521I exited CLO position few months ago because most CLOs are made by private equity and as they are getting raped in private lendingI thought they might hand their bags to CLOs passing the loss.
>>62507513Not sure if entirely legit but;>https://x.com/HedgieMarkets/status/2079335039720952144>A Nikkei investigation found that Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle have $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn't appear on their balance sheets, more than the $1.35 trillion they officially report. These are GPU contracts, data center leases, and joint ventures that don't count as debt under accounting rules until the facilities go live. Meta's hidden debt is $420 billion, triple its reported debt. Oracle's grew 30-fold in four years. All five declined to comment
>>62507531Debt isn't real
>>62507531If this whole dance with the devil results in 4 of the mag7 going bankrupt i will be so pissed because it will once again prove that nobody can actually survive the american market forever. A cruel joke.At least there will be other data firms to pick up the broken pieces.Meta is the only one I would put hard money down on going bankrupt, however. The others still have a chance.
>>62507531It’s Enron and worldcom again
>>62507531>Asked GeminiThese figures are explicitly disclosed in the footnotes of each company's SEC filings (10-K and 10-Q reports) under section headings like "Unrecognized Contractual Commitments" or "Capital Lease Obligations." Wall Street analysts, credit rating agencies, and institutional investors already track and factor these figures into their models.Because Big Tech is locking in massive 10-to-15-year purchase and lease agreements today, they are betting that demand for AI computing power will be huge in 2028–2035. If AI monetizes as expected, these obligations will be comfortably paid for by revenues. However, if the AI boom cools off, companies will still be contractually obligated to pay billions annually for hardware and data centers they no longer fully need.
>>62507539AND AOL-Time Warner. RIP Larry you fuckin bozo.
>>62507540I love how armchair analysts always think they found the next big short>all the biggest companies are really not making any money and basically just live with their moms in the basementloooool
>>62507537>nobody can actually survive the american market foreverAnd what form of life lives forever? Nothing
>>62507474seriously has me wanting to long klarna. every business wants to move to a rental/lease program and they will be there to fill in the gap.
>>62507543Social media just makes everything huge when in reality nothing ever happens. Guy is counting 15 year lease agreements as debt to get a reaction, and it's easy to confuse.
>>62507239why cant all girls look like that
>>62507548>TFW no skunk gf to spray me with Texas road perfume >Why even live>>62507542I would invest in Newgrounds if it ever went IPO
What's Trump trying to do to Canada with the tariffs?
>>62507548because I won't allow it
>>62507553He's trying to tariff Canada
>>62507553Fuck over their car market and oil market imo its to push china out of the shithole.
>>62507553I think he's just upset that they won't pay the landscaping bill
>>62507543ahem.. I WILL be a side story in the big sneed 2
>>62507553Im so confused as well. Also suprised the market gave zero fucks at all the tarrif talk today. So seems like it was more for his base than reality.
> futures
>He isn't invested in the S&P 500, I'm here comfy and chilling.
>>62507553Acquire a cheap source of REEs that isn't China
VOO and retiring at 70
>koreans trying to shit themselves and dump againJust ban them from the markets already.
KOSPI is green, but Nasdaq Futures are RED.Is it over?
>>62507553>canada, do what I want>leafs: WE COULD FUCKING DESTROY YOU KIDDO>okay then *tariffs u*>leafs: NOOOOOO THIS IS UNFAIR
>>62507553He's lashing out because they hurt his feelings Hurt feelings are behind 95% of his policy decisions
>>62507531>>62507540heh glad I listened to /biz/ and /rddit/ and didn't buy sandisk and micron when they were 100 bucks last year, that would haveb een suck a bad idea!
>>62507230>Where the fuck is my egg White Sea urchin dressed in balsamic and baby blood, chef?
>>62507583Theyve effectively done the opposite of what the US market does for a week and a half now.Somethings going on
>>62507281without a new headline its over for Bessent's booty boys shorting oil
>>62507592I like this as Im a big Newsome fan and just discovered how amazing Sea Urchin is. Fuck boys, you need to try it.
>>62507325LITE under 700 usd
>Gooks not dumping for onceHm maybe I will put $1000 into skhynix tomorrow. Apologies in advance.
Dude they just forced the new google finance. It is the biggest pile of dogshit. I can't even find my stock lists.
>>62507589I regret not buying a few sandisk shares last year, I'm a retard
>>62507553What's Trump trying to do to India 2.0 with the tariffs?
what can i buy for an easy 20% gain. only looking to tie up my money for less than a month. should i get one of those 3x NVDA etfs or some bull oil 3x etf?
boring market boring
>Gatekeeper Reports Record FQ3 2026 Results with $12.5M Revenue, 68% Growth, and $2.4M Adjusted EBITDAgrew enough that they basically make the same eps in 1 quarter which used to take them a whole yearill get to sell another 10k shares tomorrow then ill maybe buy more dundee corp instead before gold goes up more
>>62507602Only if you ordinarily enjoy buying things like MUU and SNXX and SOXL. The entire fucking Korean market is one big leveraged instrument. Me, I'm never going near them again unless it's with a long handled cattle prod.
>>62507608Huh?
>>62507605They cam't even render tables correctly lmao... retards
>>62507616Adjust that graph for race pranjeet.
>>62507615If you want to get into the memory play it's either gooks or Micron. At least I cam hope the koreans stabilize as they all get margin called, but micron couldn't pump even with a TACO tweet so I have no faith in it anymore.
>>62507616almost like canada isnt full of mexicans and niggers...well guess it is now lol
>green day + red futuresIf we dont pump tomorrow can we have the janny ban anyone who posts the meme chart?
>>62507619>Canada is brown>Except when stats are involvedAre you fucking retarded. You seriously need to kill yourself. That makes zero sence you uneducated poltard incel.
>>62507628Black people are 90% of the bad stats in the US. Indians what commit rapes like mexicans?
>>62507629nice
>>62507616your whole economy is shopify and overpriced houses
>>62507633>Jeets > NiggersFuck you are a Migapoltard, lol. They are both awful. We are just whiter than you.
>>62507618Has Google been jeeted? I know MS has.
>>62507638I agree nuke india.
>>62507616Now control the data by race
>>62507639lmao look up their ceo
>>62507639not that I'm aware of
>>62507230after many many many years of wageslaving and having no life (no wife, no kids) and selling some useless crap i had i managed to accumulate about 160k in funds, im fucking tired of wageslaving (im 36) i need to now use these funds to invest and live off this shit in the future, otherwise i will soon an hero.im thinking of investing 100k in the following funds.50% in voo25% in qqqm25% in schdrate this shit, will i make it in the next 2-3 years?
>>62507643He won't he's an indian.
>>62507639You used to be able to use the classic view, but they forced this new dogshit UI. I may need to use something else. I don't invest with Robin Hood, but it's pretty good for checking lists of prices.
>>62507646You only have 160k liquid after the age of 36? dam anon its over.
>>62507646Anon that will probably be worth 450k in 20 years. Do you think thats enough to retire?Keep DCAing
>>62507646It's okay, but you're incredibly concentrated in QQQ, and you're all in on the top 500 companies, with no small caps or global diversification.
>>62507646TQQQ buddy. That changes the math. VOO, not so much.
oil is VERY obviously going to ATHs. bussyant is a yes man, even though he understands this he can't say nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_yxdaPgtxk
>>62507646I think you'll be fine, though I would like to call your attention to AIRR. Having some hand-picked growth-oriented industrials alongside all the rest isn't a bad thing at all. It's done well by me.
>>62507646take the 25% from SCHD and put it into silver and looks good boss
>>62507657>>62507659With AIRR and Silver he will make it with 160k in 3 years time?What?
>Betting on Oil Futures
>>62507646I'm gonna be real with you, chief: wait until next spring.
>>62507646>>62507653by the way, dividend equities historically under perform. And if interest rates keep rising your dividends will get even worse with SCHDConsider a fund like AVGE or VTit's hard to get fucked when you buy the whole world, and if there's a US led recession, you'll recover before people in SP500If that's not enough of a return for you then consider momentum chasing or some shit. Momentum just got wrecked so prices are down.
Thoughts on the upcoming LYTE ETF by Roundhill? The same group behind DRAM ETF?
>futes
>>62507629Why did you post this anon?Is it you or from reddit? Asking out of curiosity
>>62507646Is the money in a taxable account?How much do you need to live? Give me a per month or annually amountWhy investing only 100k and not 160k? What are you doing with the rest of the money?How much can you invest every month for the next 3?
>>62507583>>62507593I keep looking for info on this, but so far the internet is hush hush. Wtf is going on with kospi and nasdaq being inversely correlated lately? Is it due to the Korean leverage unwind?
>>62507676He (if us) at most needs 40k to cover for 12 months of job loss. No clue why he didn't cap out his savings to that point to dump into investments earlier or to pay off the house/debts he has.
>>62507677don't try to assign reason to Korea. the only thing explainable is the leverage
>>62507676i have it just in a basic savings accountprob need about 2500/month to liveim using about 25k for degen investment maybe in crypto, the rest i will keep emergency fundi plan to invest over the next few months but im looking for a decent entry into these funds
>>62507683wtf is "The Oxford Study"?
>>62507683stop spamming stupid off topic bullshit you fucking FUCKING assholethis is /biz/ not /b/
its okay guys the koreans aren't using leverage anymore
>>62507666>it's hard to get fucked when you buy the whole worldit is very easy to get fucked buying the whole world when you're domiciled in the world's declining piggie bank during ww3 (capital controls). that said there may be some good money to be made buying chyna/tank seng in the short term
>>62507684Wall Street is balls deep in this. They’re exploiting some kind of arbitrage between the US and SK.
Asking again >>62507673
>>62507583the stock market is a tech shitcoin at this point dont over interpret that
>>62507677i have no idea but i would start by investigating the hang send relative to both. asian flows are... beyond me but there's something there
>>62507666What this chad is saying is trve.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIUgjib_fm4
>>62507646you unironically need to gamble that money till you get near 2 mil. that can comfortably net you 70k+ annuallyor just move to thailand
>>62507701It’s a bot. Someone’s been sliding the last few threads with smut because they don’t want us to uncover what’s going on here >>62507677
we are now heading back towards the downward channel
Jewgle, up or down?
>>62507710We are just going to hover between 7300 to 7600 until midterms. Wouldn't waste my time with options
>>62507708If the anon stops posting, you could be right.
>>62507715sell call spreads at the top and put spreads at the bottom
XEQT or VFV for Canadians? Or some kind of split even though VFV is already in XEQT?
>>62507707kek if i lose my life savings gambling i will literally an hero, i have gambled before in crypto a few times and lose a few 2-3k but nothing to much
And we're back.
>>62507717good idea homebrecita
>>62507720XEQT is weighed more in Canadian and global stocks. VFV is purely the S&P500. Depends on what you think is the better play, but personally I don't see anyone but China outperforming the US in the next decade and there's no way to safely get into their stock exchange (yet).
>>62507721Losing(or losing value in stocks) 2-5k for investments is more of an emotional hump to get over. Full porting on one stock then taking losses to sell and full port elsewhere is how you end up mega fucked. You are better off letting those losses sit while you invest more into other stocks to regain your position.
>>62507688Here is my advice thenKeep 15k as the emergency fundInvest 25k into XBCI which leverage bitcoin income, that will pay you 500/month if bitcoin stays at around 60k priceInvest 120k into QQQI or GPIQ. QQQI pays 14% so you'd make around 1400 a month but it has very little growth. GPIQ pays 8% which is about 650 a month but the growth isn't capped as much by the income.All the money paid to you + however much you invest should be divided into 4 equal piles and invested into VOO, SCHD, whichever one you picked between GPIQ and QQQI and into one leveraged SP500 income (XSPI or TSYX).You should be able to retire in 2 years with that. Just make sure to keep working until the income paid to you after tax is 2750 so you reinvest 250 monthly to keep up with inflation.
My plan to fix the economy and make it real again in one easy step:Make it so that a person can only be invested in a single company at a time. Make diversification illegal. As simple as that and everything instantly becomes better.
>>62507740My plan to fix the economy and make it real again in one easy stepTKD
>>62507239How do you get ChatGPT to output these without complaining?
>>62507725might be a higher rating asian like 7/10, but most others posted are 5/10 if at all
>>62507399You continue to refuse to tell me what dating website this is where I can meet these fine young men
>>62507743gpt only does little boys and sister abuse material. use a different one, preferably a chino model.
>>62507751Yeah I know I could use ComfyUI and some model off Civitai, but he does use ChatGPT because I recognize the style
>>62507721you can do a quick 2x by end of this year by all in INTC, its going to 200 at the very least
>>62507749multipass
>>62507728>there's no way to safely get into their stock exchangeXCH.TOVEE.TO
>>62507399Literally none of these are Jap. They're Gook, Chink, and Taiwanese.
OMG HGRAF BROS
>>62507758>leelooposting in big '26ancientfag detected>>62507741based
>>62507765WAGMI
>>62507765graphene is shit
>>62507758I don't know what that means
>>62507772There will be graphene in the plastic dildo you use to pleasure yourself next year, as well as in your knee pads.
Is 500 bucks for 9 hrs of work good or should I quit?
>>62507774Nobody knows what that means. It's provocative. It get's the people going.
>>62507778Fuck yes it is, unless it's something where you're wrecking your body.
>>62507777nope. waste of quads. graphene is literal trash
>>62507770My buddy with the midas touch is a big believer but 44k revenue, any gooner on biz makes more.
>>62507766Are cat head sandwiches good?
>>62507781But I could stay home and jack off instead>>62507791>is pussy good?
>>62507780So the same as Chicken Jockey
>>62507786Do you know how many companies on the NASDAQ that are trading at $10+ billion mcap with zero revenue?Is HGRAF on track for revenue growth?You're not supposed to invest in where the puck is, but where the puck is going.
How come you can say nigger here but not in the nsfw boards?
>>62507791i dunno, i'm eating picrelated rn>the heat from the din dins melts the cheese
>>62507333Holy checked
>>62507797Because we're niggers
>>62507800That aluminum is bad for your health. The acid in the tomato sauce will leech the aluminum and you will ingest it. Stop eating like a poor, it's not good for you.
>>62507797Being able to say nigger is related to describing market circumstances
>>62507796Name 2.>>62507800Fuck Im doing keto. Id kill a man for that right now.
>>62507800Looks good
>>62507794go to work and jack off
>>62507797I dont think you can, just not one reports it.
>>62507810OKLOPCVXBoth hit $10b mcap (they're down now, but still).
>>62507810>Fuck Im doing keto. Id kill a man for that right now.coincidentally, i was just talking to my favorite foid about possibly selling plates irl, since i live in a college town there's definitely no shortage of drunk/high kiddos who would probably much rather have some home cooked shit like i make than order $50 worth of DD slop, plus it'd be a good way to network with people who have good taste in food for possible future business opportunities>>62507813thanks anon! simple stuff but it'll keep me going for another day
>>62507800DIS SILVERNIGGA CAN COOK. LET HIM COOK
What should I do if Trump tariffs will wreck my livelihood and turn my family destitute?
>>62507548That's like Stable Diffusion 1, bro.>>62507616
>>62507826Canadian detected. We don't give a fuck about you at all.
>>62507627Where do you guys even see these futures?
>>62507826Is this a business? I've read up on some CNC manufacturers for Safety Razors and they just sucked it up to sell to america. They really don't have any other market aside from europe anyways.
>>62507832Yahoo Finance, at the top of the page.
>>62507826Sell your family
>>62507835Oh. Thanks, Trump supporter.
>>62507823do it do it do itmake bbq
>>62507826It's the Laurentian and Quebec business cartels and Liberal taxation that have made your family destitute over the past 25+ years. Trump is just exposing the racket.
>>62507838maybe hes a mario supporter>YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62507837sell the car, sell the house, sell the kids. i'm not coming home
>>62507844nvr 4get
>>62507743With chatgpt less is more. You can do a prompt like "make a group of beautiful Japanese women in an anime style" and then proceed to say "now put them all in swimsuits at the beach" after generating the first image and that will usually do it for something like that. If you can set the precedent in the chat for sexy images then it usually won't have a problem making more. Also a lot of the time if it flags your request for being graphic you can just say something like "do it anyway" and it will just make it anyway.>Picrelated
>>62507832TradingView. ES, NQ, YM, GC, SI, etc. rolling contracts.
Nasdog Futes opens red ...>>62507851I will definitively, thanks for the tip bro, and hot pic, wouldjackoffto/10
>>62507855Also if it flags you for copyright like if you're telling it to copy an art style or copy a movie poster just tell it that you're doing a parody covered under fair use and it's just for reference and that has worked for me every time. I'm sure there's way more workarounds but I'm a noob to this shit it's just way too fun.
Wake up ,oils up, im richer, thanks Trump thanks Benji!
I've never had a corn dog
>>62507867Top signal.
bear time?
I hope GOOG will pump and confirm semis are back instead of this being another bull trap.
>>62507881GOOG stole a lot of MSFT's office 365 business over the past year. I think earnings will be strong.
>>62507868>50% corn>50% dog>50% chemicals What's not to like?
>>62507881I think the high capex will keep it from printing even though it shouldn't. Investors are simply dumb and wrong 99% of the time
Are we anticipating a pump tomorrow until market close, since Google's report won't be until after markets close?
>>62507868Missing out if you never made it at home before. Store bought is weak. Imagine cornbread around a braut.
I'm a corn dog
>>62507882I think so, previous quarter looked exceptional and it seems rather likely it'll continue.>>62507885That would be ideal personally. People getting bamboozled over capex, despite the spending working out by most means. Either way MAG 7 seem currently undervalued, with them gaping up eventually, but I doubt it'll happen anytime soon as the worries about capes is more than likely to remain.
>KOSPI starting to slide downThe pain may not be over yet.
>red futures after a green day What does the chart have to say about this?
>>62507905At least 100 days of pain ahead, for you not me im an oil oligarch
>overnight futures turn by 20 bepis>smg:omg bros is it over forever now for real?
>>62507909another emergency oil reserve has been found because of this post
>>62507909How's that 200 dollars coming along boss?
holy fuck i figured it out. the whoel reason SPCX IPO'd was to mine oil on asteroids.
These niggers really still living in straw hutshttps://youtu.be/Ek5lS5vtBp0?is
>>62507914I don't get it, just drill more oil out of the ground, how hard could it be?
>>62507917we are going to drill baby drill the entire solar system
>>62507921Its a gamble even with proven reserves. The longer you pump out of a well the more expensive it becomes. You can only fuck around with "Dry" wells before it's too expensive to continue.
they should have never put SKHY on the US market. fuck these gooks
>>62507921oil barons will be left holding the bag another 100 years at least
>>62507928Nice hidden pepe.
>>62507928This has to be good oil too. If you count Venezuela, Utah, and Alberta oil sands it be much larger.
bros do NOT look at kospi
>>62507929
>>62507921they have to refine the human piss from the oil since you guys keep pissing in the streets
>bobos think a +2.5% day is a red day for KOSPI
SOXS +5% this early in pre market
>>62507928now cut off everything past 1H 2007 and post it again
>>62507932They're trying to drill for oil.
>>62507933Green blue orange colorways. Not in order but close enough.
>>62507916Im getting rich at $60, but nice try baggie
Risky oil stocks are XOM types at 25 p/e pbra is 4Lmao easy money
>>62507940kek i kinda see it
>62507909>62507943>62507948brown hands typed these postsno (You)s for you
>>62507940I see it.
sold some cc yesterdayand because I am a market genius it will dump and I will get all mu peanuts versus what I the huge chunk of unrealized losses sitting in my shitfolioyour well cum
>>62507952did you have a stroke while typing this
why isnt kospi craahing faster
>>62507958The evaluations are making it kind of difficult. The prices are quite undervalued, but the gooks are trying their hardest to keep things down.
>>62507958I think "the market" wants to do another pump and dump so we're in the pump phase.
me when i play options
>>62507957ues
>>62507961they gotta squeeze the koreans one last time. I wonder how the rest of the market is going to handle a shovel salesman shitting the bed? From my knowledge Ram has been a major bottleneck in HBM due to its inherent design limitations. CPU's/GPU's are still chugging along with future graphene material's soon to hit the market with decreased power usage and higher speeds for the respective chips but generally Ram production/improvements are a massive bottleneck for performance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrAl85b1bTo
Hmmmm
>>62507958Techtards still have hope, lmao the market will bottom in October,,,,screencap it,,,,oil for the win this summer
coffee isn't working how do I cure handover fastI need to lose some money today dammit
>>62507966´member when futas were like +2.2% and we somehow still closed -1%?
>>62507972>>62507972>>62507972
>>62507966Gotta see where we are at before open
>>62507958all the leveraged chinks got liquidated so theres only real holders left and they have diamond hands
