>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62507230
GOOG WTF START GOING UPIM BLEEDING
I hold all these bullish positions.The market is up since Friday.And yet it feels like I'm standing on a cliffs edge.Why? Why does it feels like I will soon be putting fries in a bag?
> futures
KOSPI dies so what's next?
>>62507979It's ok. Welcome to the team. Next time we'll make it.
>>62507979Your subconscious is telling you this is a bull trap
I am still bagholding SNXX>digging out of the hole editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62507977Glad I sold. Fuck these jeet shillers idgaf if earnings pump I've lost enough already
KOSPI IS BLEEDING (again)
>>62507990Is that good or bad for /biz/tards?
>>62507972N word, the N word. N word N word N word, I'm saying the N word. WTF you going to do about it Jews? WTF YOU GOING TO DO?! THE FUCKING N WORD! THE FUCKING N WORRRRRDDDDD NIGGER!
>entire portfolio went from 5% up to 1.01% in the span of 2 hoursSomeone please fucking save me.
>>62507994HOLY FUCKING BASED
miners
how do u cope if ur poor with obsesity?
>>62507993It's bad for the whole market. You don't want kospi to be a runaway train cause it will crash hard and take the market down with it. The problem will take care of itself in due time. They'll simply lose all their money. Don't play with leverage, kids.
>>62507996You get those spikes in crypto weekly.
>>62508001So i assume the other anon might be onto something even if he doesn't understand the market interactions?>>62507965
>>62507999they barely recovering broI don't want my metals to be so correlated to beta
I feel sorry for tech baggies investing in dumb shit they dont understand, at the top during the worst time of year during the worst time in the election cycle. BrokiesThis is how you get rich , even investing at the worst time, before oil went to zero, triple your money after inflation in 5 years. Cry about it
>>62507977GOOGOO GAGA!!
>>62508001>Don't play with leverage, kids.I am a Tactical Investor™, i know what i'm doing. trust me ᗜˬᗜ
>>62508009Its not complicated idiots, when your p/e is 4 and you have the lowest production cost in the world for a product that everyone needs you mint precious fiat $$$$$$
>>62508015I'm not against leverage per se but I would expressly tell anyone to avoid it. If you have to ask, don't.
Anywho, thanks Trump and Netandyahoo for juicing my returns up 50%ytd
why wont trump open the strait of hormuz?
>>62507977>>62507988GOOGL has moved like 1% in two days and I've seen like 5 anons say they have been liquidated on it or some nonsense or that they are "bleeding"this place is so fucking gay and retarded
>>62507972memory absolutely crashingmfw i'm in cash
every time I take a break from gaming and check on KOSPI its doing something stupid fuck that country and its herd population
IM SO GLAD I SOLD HOLY SHIT ITS GONNA DUMP 40% AGAIN BUT I SOLD THE PUMPIM FREE NIGGERS
WTFWTF
>>62508001Everything bad for biz is good for me! You niggers never learn!
>>62508027KOSPI closed green what the fuck are you faggots even on about
>>62508027what game
eeeeeeeeeeeeeerm we got 50mil selling vs 10 mil buying bros
>>62508032Green for the day, but the price action is bearish. Learn to read price.
>>62508039>healthy green day despite nigger America mooning oil costs globally>WHY WONT THEY PUMP MUH 500x LEVERAGED CHIPS REEHHHH I NEED TO MAKE RENT MONEY FASTI really hope you faggots get AIDS and die I'm not even joking
>>62508032+0.9% is red for kospi
Holy shit the commodity jeets are annoying.
someone just bought 30 mil wtfffffff
>>62508042+0.74%Market started recovering after kospi closedLet's see if it lasts
>>62508039>Learn to read pricei thought we all agreed "price action" was just males version of zodiac signs
>>62508048>we all agreedI abstained from voting
>>62508020Not finished dumping.
>>62508043Have you ever seen a commodities investment conference? It's all White men and women.Indians are in tech, AI and crypto.
BILL KOSPI RAPED ME
>>62508052these are a buncha old niggas. I bet they vote trump. Racist crackas!
>>62508053join the class action, buddy. You will get a check of $1.25 in six months.
>futures
>>62508048is "we" in the room with you right now?
>>62508052>white men invest in food, energy, land, build critical infrastructure, organize logistics that keep shelves stocked and society functioning>jeets invest in digital dog coins, meme stocks, African space programs, whatever tech thingyreally jogs the noggin
>>62508052>dealers of the real world
It's up to London and the premarket to save us lol
>>62508057can i get calls for that
>>62508052Lmao, how much did they pay to get shilled some bad investments >>62508066Low iq racism, lmao another jealous broke loser
>>62508071grim
>>62508066>Indians are also the highest income immigrant group in the USAreally activates your almonds
NASDAQ is down but major hardware stocks are up. It makes no sense.
Imagine not having oil calls right now.
>>62508079>>62508073is it jeet hours? look Rajeesh if you have 2 billion retards living in literal shit picking through landfills as a job then you are bound to end up with a few slumlord families that leech all the money from their joke country to send their kids to the USI hope they send you all back soon
Xom with 401k here, should i invest all my exxon stocks to equity
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>>62508071>>625080787th prime minister in 10 years rally!
>>62508071they can't even save themselves
>>62508082should've bought CRAK
>>62508093https://youtube.com/watch?v=5NZsCYOM4j0
>>62508087Its not my problem you are jealous of indians . Maybe spend less time crying about them and study up on investing. Its not complicated
>>62508099It's obvious to everyone that you're projecting your resentment against Whites.
>Bobos right now>https://youtu.be/6oMUiZXYQC4?si=y4CSecbxSPRKC_Ia
>>62508090Don't want to be overconcentrated in one stock trading at historically high ratios
>>62508087>Jeets make their money through intense nepotism and tech money printer bullshit >Whites too busy seething and accusing each other of being Indian to discuss investing on le stock market generalActually I'm sure your a turk or a paki or some random flavor of shit skin. Whoever smelt it dealt it
Whatever happens at least I´m not holding BAGX at 200 cost basis.
>>62508103Lmao, the low iq racism practioner knows the mind of everyone. Why do you losers assume that everyone who is beating you at life is indian? Fascinating really
>>62508114do you have one of those cow shit candles in your house?
Oil *WILL* squeeze to hundreds of dollars a barrel.
>>62508108Theres probably 0 Turks or pakis or jeets on smg but these losers spend their day crying about them rather than researching investments they seem to use astrology and then cry when they lose
>>62508114Don't you have a 100 Iphones to make before lunch street shittter?
>>62508114You're not helping your case at all.
>>62508123You will get heemed by tacos and other bullshit.
>>625079999 fine post, checked and based
this market is fucking gay and boring.
>semibaggies
>>62508127The reserves are empty and they're panicking. No more TACO'ing out of this clusterfuck.
Bro why didnt we buy the dip
>>62508117Im travelling the world, in Turkey right now because I retired from good investments while you are seething in mommy's basement about indians, sorting through your 6 terrabyte incel folder of shitting indians. Lmao at your existence. Stay jelly
>this summer>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam folder!
>>62508045how do you see order books?
>>62508138Brother that´s like 40 USD.
>>62508141https://hyperdash.com/
>>62508138>he's a roachlmao
>>62508144I'm worried it's poojeet iqdalit. He likes posting pictures of his self eating alone with $10 pizza hut meals like he's a high class success.
DRAM bros...
last night i took 4g of shrooms and i spend a portion of the trip ruminating on the AI pumpwell, it was quite wild, at one point i was inside an AI mind.Anyway it was revealed to me that the AI bubble isn't a bubble and we are only beginning therefor i shall be rotating into a AI pureplay portfoliothank you
WTF HAPPENED
>>62508145Lmao these brokies are obsessed with chadjeets, this clown >>62508145 cashed in his 401k and gave half to the government to buy silver, his breakeven on is $180So many resentful losers here who think they deserve to be handed wealth because they are white. Not gonna happen when indians will hustle for it
>>62508127there's nothing that orange nigger will do to stop this he's fully committed to war with Iran now
>futures blood red>eqt still greenThanks to the anon I gambled with, tomorrow should be nice
>>62508146
Buy weed and psilocybin stocks
Why oil going up? Seems like a scam. Theres no supply issues, China is shifting to non-oil energies. America is getting Venezuela oil. Is this some kind of trick?
>>62508163>he believed orange nigger's lies
>>62508167none of the reasons I gave rely on Trump doing anything.
>"You can move the futures around, it really doesn't take much money">"When I was short, at my hedge fund, you could create a level of activity beforehand... you can move it up, and then fade it, that often creates a very negative feeling.">"It's a fun game, and a very lucrative game" - -Jim CramerOh the old tricks! They never get old though, do they.
>>62508170>he doesn't know
guys with no gains is like girls with no assit's so fucking over
>>62508163this is what germans are like, only bizarro. they will act like they are yielding to you but really they're stopping in the most inconvenient place and forcing you to go around them while they watch with some strange glee
>>62508163>>62508170There is zero oil coming out of the middle east right now. The Houthis are now blockading Saudi ports and export terminals. There are no bypasses.
>>62508177schadenfreudethey are autistic cucks for the most part. they live to self harm. they want to work 80 hours a week and give 90% of their check as taxes to the government to import muslims or whatever. very strange people.
>>62508180well i guess we'll have to find another way to india
30% of the world's oil production is now offline. Probably closer to 35% if you consider what's happening in Russia. Oil *WILL* hit $500 a barrel when the futures manipulation backfires.
>>62508180we can just guide ships through
>>62508180Its amazing. Oil makes "people" with TDS seethe. It makes option traders all lose money . It makes techtards seethe because Oil stock holders are making bank. Thank you Blumph!
>>62508189this is why buying US oil companies is a no brainer, they will win-win>oil price risesthey make a lot of moneyor>oil prices doesnt risebut the US bombed fucking everything so other nations will have to rely on USA oil production -> they make a lot of money
>>62508190Lol, how's that been going for you over the last 48 hours? There are too many UKMTO advisories of ships getting blown up to count.
I guess were going the nuclear proliferation route
>>62508195It's proof they can guide ships through unscathed if they choose
>algorithmically trying to dump the market againSo what happened did Trump announce he was going to bomb more water tanks or something
>>62508199Absolutely delusional kek.
>>62508199then oil wouldn't be pumping if that were true
>>62508189Up 30% since the rich Chadjeet told yall about it 2 weeks ago. Lmao dont overthink these things if your limited braincells are full of racism
>yellows continue to try to crash the global economy for no reason
>>62508192>Trump fucks up massively>Y-you have TDS if you laugh at him!Trump Dicksuck Syndrome kek
>>62508189why not $5000?
>>62508204it's a literal fact
>>62508137People in this thread are too busy schizoing about 500 dollar oil or throwing money into the black hole of shorting the market.
>>62508206Blumph let iran send out 100 million barrels during the ceasefire to lower prices. Picked up $100,000 in pbra and nog shares on the cheap. Thanks Blumpph!
>>62508177>>62508181but the beer the blondes long sausage and the rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften… if not for Germans I would be Jewish, my foreskin is forever grateful
>>62508048Technical anaylsis is real and good when it agrees with me.
>technical analysis>charts point to this>trump makes a tweet>lines brokenSo much for technical analysis.
>>62507979Post cunnyThe answer is that Trtump is an insider trading moron who doesn't understand why his approval is approaching zero and bombing iran randomly
>>62508222>>62508048Only the oracle chart is absolute.
>>62508212>>Trump fucks up massivelyOK, if you know that why didn't you profit like i did.......lmao you let your emotions keep you poor. Anyway i love trump. Great president and most entertaining of my lifetime. Even though the war was a mistake it doesn't really hurt white Americans and thats all I care about
>>62508230>approval is approaching zeroOh no the never trumpers are now never never ever trumpers. Kektop, learn how to make money with trump its so easy he literally tells you how
>>62508241>bro just buy the top of oil and hope it goes higher>I'm so much smarter than tech guys that buy topsshould probably be selling oil desu. maybe its goes higher but the play already played out ranjeesh
>>62508222Trips for retarded faggotry. Seriously only dumb gay retards say "T3chNical Anal-siss" matters. I hope the fucker that posted this dies a horrible slow death. Fucking gay nigger.
Was the animal spirit of the day not the bull, bear crab, kangaroo, or black swan, but dead cat?
anyone else feel like gooning too much makes them shit with stocks? I just feel shitty and brain fog all the time
Weekly chart of Nasdaq 100 is a bit worrying- week 1 - pump - week 2 - pump a little more- week 3 - dump - repeatWill it dump again in two weeks? Will the dump be even larger than the last ones?
>>62508189Yeah but China has reduced its demand unexpectedly hard. That’s how oil prices stay low.
>>62508241Metal miners are a buy dumb dumb.
We need inverse Jim Cramer right now
>>62508256Let me ask Miss Cleo real quick.
>>62508255I find you shouldn’t trade too much anyway if you want to make it with stocks. Like 10 new trades per week max.
>>62508252yesterday the nasdaq pumped because it was outside of the bollinger band.20dma is used to move around billions of dollars whether you think TA is real or not is irrelevant if others believe it then it becomes a self fulfilling prophecymean reversion is incredibly real and many people have made billions off of just buying the dip on non shitcos that oversellpost your portfolio so I can short all of it
>>62508255ur suppose to not cum and goon even during market hours so you develop some pavlov instinct to get hard looking at candles and be on alert the entire timejust make sure you dont cum when the market is dumping as you will take terrible trades just to have a red day and cum, its worse than being a gambler
>>62508246You're talking to the famous jidf jeet bot, iQdalit. Best to filter it.
Was yesterday a big honeypot trap
whos ready for the dump
>>62508260Great! My platinum miner and my silver miner were up 8% each yesterday. Physical silver is for losers
>>62508272Lmao these pmg losers have been seething for 10 years as they filter out all their wealth and Chadjeet makes $millions
>>62508272I feel like this place is mostly bots nowadays. Either 80% of the users here are glowniggers shilling rugpulls or we still have so much lower to go with the retail liquidationI thought this massive drawdown in SOXL/DRAM had already blownup most of the retards but the quality of the threads has been so bad the last few days... its right back to aping degen shit in complete disrespect of any logic and blaming Koreans for everything even when they are green and we rug them ??? very strange glownigger narratives constantly all day
>>62508275I am. I actually kind of need Micron to dump since I bought my puts too early. I'm still about 5% in the red right now.
spacesex setting up for another -5% in 3-4 hours get your 100x puts in
OK yall off to explore Turkey some more. So much nicer here than American cities you can safely ride the metro and everyone is normal!While i was in the shower oil went up another 3%. More profits for me!,,,,,SU, NOG and pbra
>>62508284>I feel like this place is mostly bots nowadays. Either 80% of the users here are glowniggers shilling rugpulls or we still have so much lower to go with the retail liquidationMaybe you are just a pol brained idiot , ever consider that? Look at this dumb shit you write>they are autistic cucks for the most part. they live to self harm. they want to work 80 hours a week and give 90% of their check as taxes to the government to import muslims or whatever. very strange people.
Can you shut the fuck up jeet nigger.
>>62508280What platinum miner do you have?
>the only way to have 2 green days in a row is to have red futesLETSGOOOOOOOOOO
>>62508303for>>62508231
If oil holds above $88 the short squeeze begins
it is a holy day in rabbinic judaism so today is just goys that know scamming goys that don't. enjoy everyone, i will not be trading.
>>62508315>Tisha B'Av is the saddest day on the Jewish calendar>it is a day of catastrophic eventsAHHHhhhhhhhhh
>>62508311>short squeeze beginswhere and why?
WisdomTree REEEEEEE give me my oil gains
>>62508320
>>62508321there's a lot of oil shorts above $88
roses are redviolets are blueim financially ruined
>>62508303> 2 green days in a row is possibleLOL
>>62508324doubt, oil chart is giga bullish
>OIL COMPUTAH IN DA NINETIESDUUUUHHHH I FINK ITS GWAN BE RED MON
>>62508301SBSW
>>62508311>OIL at around 200$ in two weeksI kneel.
bearish giga fud
Oil? Oil.Told you to buy 2 weeks ago. But of course you retarded deluded miggers answered with memearrows.I'll tell you this while I'm at it: start shorting everything else gradually starting Q4, yes even and especially your memetech.
>>62508311Imma short squeeze your booty.
>>62508351>shorting the Santa rallybottom is in September/october
>>62508351Never shorting my precious semis. I'd rather ride them down to 0. Only getting more dry powder to double down with.
>>62508344I have a more pure PGM play. Impala IMPUY. Not a big allocation but did well last year.
>>62508349Kök, I bet the Feds are SPRINTING towards New York right now to arrest Net and Yoohoo.
>>62508354Sorry bro, no presents delivery this year, oil too pricey. best I can do for the old guy is 12$ a gallon, and I'm selling at a loss here, just so he can deliver presents to two or three war orphan kids.
My Rolley doing a little sumthin, wish I had more since it rides out most problems
>>62508363>Except for oil spikes
God I can't wait until you oil trannies are like the pm baggots.
>>62508364It handled that even, biggest issue was Iran war crashing it, taco’s helped especially the big one but will need another before it gets a real pump
>>62508367The Iran war issue was the oil spike dumbassI slurped back in 22 at 77pI will slurp again in 26 at £10
>>62508366>silver bag holders>gold bag holders>oil bag holders>dRAM bag holdersSo many heavy bags...
Imagine coming into a general for the stock market and seething at people for holding bullish positions on things.
>>62508358It's about 70% revenue from pmg. I don't like impuy because it's otc and I get raped on commission
>>62508366Why. You miserable little wretch. Hates to see others with light bags. Because your heart is black.
>>62508370don't forget the Google bagholders after today and -20% gap down because data centers make negative money
>>62508366you sound like you bought sneed above 2k
SCOTTYBUSSYSTARTING HISSHORTSas predicted in the scriptures
>oil computer going downNani?!?!
>>62508375MU at 1200
not selling oil
Uranium has bottomed I think. (Energy Fuels- UUUU) is bouncing on the 2Y SMA. Very oversold sector now.
what robotics stocks?want to get in early
>>62508385Based. I added and kept at 68, you sure as fuck won't shake me with those pathetic shorts, Scotty.I WILL sell you my oil at 120. 1% of what I have. Just so you can keep a light bulb on. And you WILL beg me for more.You know what I have that you don't, Bussy? Time. I have all the time in the world. You don't.Now do a dogeza pose and suck my dick, Scotty. You know you love it.
>>62508393OUST & MU & NVDA is all you need for now. You really don't want to be too early. Wait for early sector leaders to emerge.
>>62508393Robotics waxes and wanes every 10 years it's the poor man's H1B program.
>>62508396>$120I don't know, from the past performance it looks like once WTI reaches over $100, then all the tricks and levers get pulled to suppress the price. Waiting for $120 might be a bit of a stretch, but that just my plebian opinion.
Post your bags>Rheinmetall>IBMSoon I will be free, I can feel it.
Oil
There are people who still doubt the oil market is being manipulated by world governments
>>62508408>S.M.H.Down, but still very bullish. Hope GOOG's capex will pump the sector. I might deploy my dry powder into KOSPI if it does.
>>62508410>oil drops over 10 bucks in an hour.I should go fill my tank while gas is cheap
>>62508410What are you, a conspiracy theorist?Get your tinfoil hat out of here.It is totally normal market conditions.Governments wouldn't do such a thing.Governments only have our interests at heart.Governments only care about you, James. We wouldn't want you to get hurt, would we?
>>62508413It dropped $10 in 10 minutes
>>62508410I don't know what you're looking at, but it's not the right thing.https://www.investing.com/commodities/brent-oil
>>62508417Because MM's & Bussy know he is going to TACO today.
>>62508422Israel said it doesn’t want to fight America’s war, which might mean that America is allowed to pull back finally. It’s up to Bibi but maybe he will let us
>>62508422But it's not Tuesday?!?!
>>62507979Unless you've been into VOO and chill for at least 2+ years or mostly putting stuff in defensive stocks your fears are justified. I'm not saying you should sell right now or anything, but I'm personally preparing myself to have safe-ish out within the next 12 months.
I bought some miners 3 months ago when that retard with the AI frogs was shilling them, but I really don't get the strategy. Are they supposed to 10x or something later, much later? What's the point?
>>62508423That's just because they are low on munitions and tankers having to fly further distances (Romania and Crete and Cyprus), which means they cant get as many on station to fuel fighter aircraft (they spend time buddy fueling other tankers). So the munitions and size of strike packages is shrinking.They've rolled the US air force back from the gulf bases, back from Saudi bases, back from the Jordan base. Now all they have is Nevatim and Ben Gurion bases which are so packed with tankers the Israelis are complaining they cant operate the airport normally. There's dozens of them sitting there like sitting ducks. So they hope to sit this one out due to lack of munitions and tanker fleet they can field during attacks.TLDR- Munitions too low to arm all the aircraft- Tanker distances reducing number of support tankers- Nervous about the vulnerability of tanker now all they have left "safe" is Israel for the aircraft.
>>62508433- They've repaired their balance sheets as a sector (many debt free)- Cash rich even at current metal prices (printing)- Excellent financial metrics, likely for rerating eventually
>>62508438But is that going to make us any money?
>>62508426Sounds like a decent idea. I don't think we'll be crashing this year just yet. Possibly a correction into another bull run, just like we've had already, but I suspect one or more of the big AI players may fall due to private credit debt, triggering a wave affecting the whole market. I wouldn't expect a massive market crash personally, where it'd be mostly affecting tech and triggering a bear market.But these are just my baseless feelings.
>>62508434World's strongest military subverted by one orange, powerful
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETRIPS:3
Funnily enough by biggest money maker (I missed the AI bullrun) has been a bank from my country that has upped almost a 14% YTD WHILE printing an utterly monstruous dividend, 50 cents with the share costing like 3 euros. They're going to distribute two more like that one and then resume their usual modest rates. I plan to leave before the third one since they are going to sink hard after that last one and I have already made some decent spare change out there.
>>62508408>RheinmetallBrutal.
>>62508445Owari desuwa
>>62508441no but you get to say "I own minors" and then some smigger will crack a smile at ityou will be rich in spirit
>>62508445RIP
>>62508441Take a company like Artemis gold. The have a 75% margin at current gold prices. SEVENTY FIVE. Market Cap divided by Net Profit gives the following. Based on forward estimates, Artemis trades at a forward P/E of roughly 11.4x, indicating you pay very little for their upcoming earnings potential compared to standard growth stocks. If you dont understand these terms. You need to do a bit of studying before you get burned.The market is criminally underpricing metals in general still.GoldSilverPlatinum Group MetalsUraniumCopper
>>62508465>Copperit's really only this one and maybe platinum/palladium if you think evs will take off (maybe literally)
I will buy some...pepsi today...
>>62508470They're pretty much all in deficit. After chronic sector under investment. We are going to need enough copper in the next 20 years as has ever been mined in human history. And high quality deposits are shrinking. So agree copper only going one way.The closure of Nuclear in Europe and Japan is being reversed. Demand is tanking off again as supply is falling. Gold is a geopolitical and monetary story. Silver again in deficit. I should add Gallium to that list as its about to become a geopolitical trade pawn as China controls 98%. Crucial in semis.I've a side bet in an Australian Gallium explorer called NIMY Resources. They've found some good gallium deposits. Could explode on a trade conflict with China that escalates.
Imagine even caring if some government fag is manipulating oil, they can't do it forever and I'm not dumb enough to buy options. Pbra is going up if not today then next week or next month I will get paid beotch
Of course my stop loss was triggered on DRAM last week and now that shit is up double digit %Fuck my stupid fucking chud life
I wanted to set up a practice account to measure my success against an LLMs picks but it's extremely difficult to do this when you have a larger account. Almost like by design they want you to not be able to measure your performance against your own metric.
>>62508499Quit gambling dumbass
>>62508499It'll go down again, the current price is a dead cat bounce before it pulls back again next week.
>>62508189It will hit $200 not $500
>>62508499It's going down, at least today. Might pump after GOOG, so it may be the bottom for some time.
>>62508434>they’ve rolled back the USAF from bases in the Middle EastThis isn’t even remotely true, and we have plenty of delivery platforms that are capable of striking Iran (MQ9s, B2s)
lol
who's ready for the big fat bounceback todayTEARS if you missed itTEARS
>>62508502I actually made a profit a couple weeks prior this was my remaining half
>>62508499This is said repeatedly Do not have stop lossesFirms pay money to access that information from brokerages.They know exactly how much to dump on you
>>62508494>i read some public information about copper which is already priced into the market and now i have an edge on the tradeishygddt
>>62508516Any minute now...
is being fat related with personal financeare fat people poorer or richer?do they invest better?
I want my money back
>MSFT is green
Memory is dumping again bros...
>>62508524George Orwell wrote a book in 1937 called "The Road to Wigan Pier".Wigan being a very poor town in Northeast England. In it he describes how the working classes just eat utter slop with no care of nutritional value whatsoever - and whatever beauty they had in their youth is washed away by the time they hit their mid 20s.
>>62508524Depends, but in most developed nations obesity tends to be positively correlated with poverty and poor life choices in general.
>>62508522>>i read some shilling about silver from a guy who charges 20% to buy silver and now i have an edge on the tradeishygddt,,, I have no idea what this means
Semis bros, is it really over? Have we topped already? Are we only going to go down from now? We didn't even get a proper bull trap, dead cat bounce.
MEMORY IS LITERALLY SHITTING ITSELF RN WITH A PROLAPSED ANUS
>>62508532I like Alice in Wonderland's allegory."Well, in our country," said Alice, still panting a little, "you'd generally get to somewhere else—if you ran very fast for a long time, as we've been doing.""A slow sort of country!" said the Queen. "Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!"
>>62508534I seriously hope you guys don't dont do this, usually accompanied by a picture of george costanza in a batting cage
>>62508530Just wait until SKHY's earnings next week brotherman. They are a far better company than Micron and Micron just reported an 85% profit margin and like 300% revenue growth, those numbers are going to be even higher for SKHY.
>>62508541the author of alice in wonderland was a PEADOPHILE
>>62508540CALM DOWN
Small 30% pop in the price of oil since the start of July
>>62508540Shakeout, a haikuWeak meak hand trembleThe large bag is cut looseWHY? What have I done?
>>62508048>>62508041Kospi scam opened +5% and crabbed sideways for six hours baiting in retail, then dropped to close at +1%. How is the bearish nature of this so difficult for you to understand?
>>62508495This. The thing is not to fall for the jooish trick of buying timed paper. Who the fuck in their right mind even does that. Buy stonks, actual stonks, and just sit and wait.The ones on a timer are the government desperately shorting. Not me, I have all the time in the world. They may have infinite money compared to me, but they don't have what matters the most. And boy I do have plenty of it.
>>62508548We've been through this already this year. It's bullish in the long run.
>>62508556>It's bullish in the long run.
either small shakeout before semis blowoff the cliff and die through capex guidance of google ORsemis reach the promised land, heaven is within reach and everything pumps 20%+ with some insane numbers
>>62508540Jitters before Google earnings. If they keep big capex then memory will pump.
>>62508137>Internet Computer down 99%>Super Micro Computer up 20%Make it make sense!
>>62508180Is Egypt blocking the Suez Canal too?
>>62508560>google increases capex, but not by as much as in previous quarters>memory dumps as a responseIsn't this the most likely scenario?Either way I don't think there's almost any way that GOOG is decreasing capex.
>>62508258Probably to lull the US to sleep.>Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
>>62508189>oil will trigger MOASS GMEchads will win in the end.
>>62508495
>>62508567Could happen, we've seen it a few times with earnings where the memory companies have posted massive numbers beating estimates and their share prices still tanked because massive expectations were priced in. I personally think that's less likely in this case, as long as capex is continuing at previous rates or increasing memory should go up. The big question is wether that will happen, there's uncertainty over whether hyperscalers want to keep spending as much since they're now having to raise capital from debt and equity offerings.
>>62508392>didn’t sell the three mountains top
Someone left their child in a hot car right near where I work and the kid died. Police speng a full 2 hours at the scene gathering evidence. I don't know what happened to the mother, but it was apparently a foster kid, which means she really really just didnt give a fuck.What are some depressing stocks to invest in now that I've lost full faith in humanity?
>9am - Markets open and dump>11:30am - Markets bottom>12pm - TRUMP tweets we will have Iran talks>4pm - SPY closes at 755
>>62508567They were raising 80 billy so it should go up
>>62508578wtf are you talking about
>>62508584I dont think a taco is even feasible until we dip 10-20% just from oil shock.
Incoming crazy MU dump btw. Just thought I should warn you all.
>>62508584Markets stopped listening to that stupid faggot when the war kicked back off
>>62508590based on what?
Are those trading challenges to obtain a funded account predatory? I always see ads for them and that's always my initial reaction. Then when I look at the reviews, it's a bunch of desperate losers saying they spent thousands to keep their account from being closed and no good reviews. Any good stories? Just curious, I'd never touch it because I know they'd close me out when my position goes deep red.
>>62508595ON NO NEWS
>>62508595Feels and vibes
>>62508577>the big question is wether that will happenIt is, but I don't have many doubts that they are gonna keep/increase capex. By the reports of chip companies of orders being made already and things like the internal memo from Meta confirming doubling down on compute, I wouldn't expect anything different from GOOG, who is more of a mind that the more chips they get their hands on, the more they can print, with internal fights and rationing over computing capacity.I sure hope for a reversal, but as you've already written even great earnings that should pump the markets are treated as exit liquidity. The fundamentals should eventually catch up, but the market sentiment may lag behind until some sort of crash next year. Well, we shall see. I remain bullish, but it's kinda concerning.
All is lost, abandon ship, fly you fools…
>>62508615Abandon what ship?!?!?!?NEVERMIND, PANIC SELLING EVERYTHING. IT'S FUCKING OVER!
>>62508604
I AM DOWN -0.2% PMIT'S OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62508619>DOWN -0.2% PMWhat babyshit are you holding? German 100Y bonds?
>>62508009PBR anon when do you see this inversing?
>>62508621a perfectly diversified slopfoliosome of my shit down 30%, some up 30% ytd
pump on market openscreemshot this post
>>62508581was this in france?seems a common thing in france
>>62508625Dump on market open. Don't save this post.
>>62508625Followed by a gigadump half an hour later. Fax thks post to your grandma.
>>62508622Why would it reverse? It's 4 times earnings it should accelerate, maybe in October in Lula loses .
I will never EVER EVER sell a stock that's in the red.I know I KNOW, I just won't... HAHAHAHAHA
>>62508636You're so tough, dude. Can I be your sidekick?
>>62508009What about quintupling in one year
>>62508636This guy is GMI
>>62508636Sar bloody how I diamond like you???
>>62508636Samesies besty
>>62507972coomerism is bearish.
>>62508641That's incredible if real. How the fuck do you manage that near zero DD?
OH FUCK HE TWEETED A REVERSE TACOWTF WTF WTF
>Trump on Truth Social: From this point forward, any time the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, the US will bomb one bridge or power plant.
Orange nigger talking about power plants again, its over.
>>62508655Is this bullish or bearish?
Thanks you senile old cunt.PBFCNQ
>>62508657I voted for this
>>62508177so you were that black guy that got angry at me for no reason. I was just tired, came from the sauna, you dumb schmuck
>>62508655Big if true
>>62508658Guess we'll find out when the first power plant gets leveled.
>>62508659luckily no ships are going through so there are no ships to shoot at
>>62508659some of you are alright. dont go to the desalination plant tomorrow
I NEED to know whether MU will drop on market open. Do I sell my puts or not?
>>62508199You're misunderstanding. All of the ships want to leave. The strait isn't open until ships wsnt to return
>>62508323me on the left
>SpaceX AI Explores Major Data Center Expansion In Texas - InformationWtf no, Elon, we want them in space.
>>62508655I'm bullish on CAT
>>62508659Good guy Trump making sure we get another dip to slurp
>>62508667>Drops hard and fast>Bottoms $880>Finishes the day higher
>>62508676A good point. Do we not know where the missiles are being launched from? Target there.
>>62508675Ok, thank you. You just gave me fincancial advice so if it doesn't work I can just sue you and get the money back, right? Perfect.
>>62508676A tit for tat that attempts to shift the blame behind bombings of their infrastructure to Iranians. I don't think there's much more to it as it won't open the pool anyway.
>>62508659you'd think by this point he'd have realised that the Iranian regime don't give a shit about threats like this.Blowing up bridges and power plants is good for the Iranian regime. They can literally point at the smoldering remains and say "look what the americans have done, brothers"
>OpenAI is using the same Chinese models they are calling to banHow fucked are we
>>62508655War is bullish stupid, it means they are PRINTING
Ukraine finally hit crude exports, down ~1.4m barrels per day from kazakhstan CPC pipeline and Red Sea Saudi loadings are down about 40%. Gulf loadings are dead too because the Oman lane is dead and they can't find crew willing to run it even for 6 months pay for a week of work.So the oil deficit is much closer to the nameplate deficit from the original closure. Like 15m barrels
Wti drops from +3.5 to +3.2% is he out of ammo?
>you now remember that when Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed in a US airstrike back in February trump claimed he had achieved "regime change" and the war was over
>>62508659Just nuke them ffsNuke tehran and moscowtehran has no water and will uninhabitable soon and there's nothing in moscow worth a damn
> its a war so the goal must be to win
>Oil topped even with bad news>FTSE up bigly and about to breakoutYeah I'm thinking shakeout then resume bull pumping smiggers, I will be slurping hard and fast in the first hour of trading.
>>62508697>Trump insisted multiple times through March 2026 that killing the leadership itself constituted regime change, saying things like "we've had regime change... the previous regime was eradicated, obliterated; they're all gone" and that Iran had moved to a "third regime" with more "reasonable" people. He and Defense Secretary Hegseth kept repeating this framing into April, even claiming the US received a "present" from Iran's new leadership.
>>62508696The Jews turned off the algorithm that automatically shorts oil whenever Trump tweets
>>62508704
>>62508676Hes angry, frustrated and cant find a way out. Under pressure from Zios (maybe Epstein stuff) and from the war he cant win and tanking poll numbers. And of course a rapidly deteriorating monetary situation, bond market situation, economic situation at home.Like a child he lashes out.
>>62508699It's not a war, not at all!
>>62508701I hope so. I expect large dump today, but if GOOG won't pump semis after close I don't know what will anymore.
>>62508709My custom feed generator on BluSky filter out cat and dog pics.
Wti back to +3.5% Drumph is impotent
Red day today.
So what’s the deal with KOSPI? They waited until I was asleep to dump it?
My intuition is telling me semis pump at open
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAROIL BAGGOTSARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>62508725Explain why. I need a laugh
>>62508723Are y'all old enough to remember when Hillary tried to kill pepe
>>62508699>using the w-wordThat's a no-no, my nigger. It's an SMO.
>>62508723Please consult the chart >>62508231
oilSHEIKS how are we feeling about this
RAM already pumping
>>62508732Should've sold yesterday an hour before close. I imagine it'll slowly trundle downward today, so no great loss.
ai dashcams is about to open +10% at least after that earnings call>$100m in backlog, and >$100m more potentially with RFPs in progress (most likely MTA transit in new york)memory crisis not an issue, just pass on the cost to customers lol, margins already pretty good as was announced last night
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62508415>the government is going to kill people to hide the super secret plan of shorting oil which they said they would do publicly to the media.
o fucked i doxx'd my first name shit lol now biz knows i have a jewish-origin name
>>62508741based
>>62508741You are a treasure.
>>62508741>instant bagx dump
amazon dumping hard
Checking in on the 705 QQQ short guy, did you make it out ok?
>*eats your gains*
>oil up 17% the last month>the latest SPR report comes out in an hour
>>62508745Could be worse, could be an Indian name.
>>62508231>greed red = greenwhy are we still red then?
>>62508746Come one, man. Just post the sauce.
>>62508759>one
>>62508741Based
NOG +3%
>oil baggies celebrating losing slightly less money
>>62508758It's red compared to yesterday close you gotta give it some time.
>>62508763What makes you say this anon? What are your secrets?
Pbra +48% ytd
>>62508763>sold my NOG two days ago
>>62508763I went to look up something to make a joke and now I'm disappointed NIG isn't a ticker
>>62508769Reading financial statements
>>62508774You can still invest in NGR, SLV and JIG
>>62508777
>>62508741Today is dumpTomorrow is MEGAPUMP
>>62508780i kind of need megapump every day or i'm ngmi
I'm starting to think the overall plan is just the ruination of all non-Israeli middle eastern countries. The hormussy doesn't matter, the enrichment of uranium doesn't matter. This is glass parking lot strat, Trump must follow his master's orders.Oil to 90
>>62508778How fucking difficult can it be to copy paste the OP text and subject? The simplest task and you failed it.
>>62508778Dont use this tards thread
Im baking
> dont worry, I'm going to thread splitThanks
Just pump it all, it's that shrimple
>>62508854>>62508854>>62508854>>62508854
>>62508655I should order some tacos
>>62508857Alright migrate. Delete your thread, faggot OP.
