tactical investing edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62509483
its over.
you guys are retards who can’t pick a good stock worth a damn
WTFWT
FUCKING RETARD NIGGER JEWS ARE DUMPING ON ABSOLUTE OUTSTANDING GOOGL EARNINGS.>pic related, it's me
>>62510313that's why i picked VOOleave it to the pros
>>62510299GUHggle!Ok now that’s out of the way service now do my portfolio a service and MOON
WE NEED MORE BAKES
>>62510313I buy what the man on tv says
How did Google beat eps so much? And it’s crabbing?
>>62510327I'm stupid AND I don't care
servicenow giga poomp
>>62510322My guess is that Google is faking great earnings via "look we own this much of anthropic and it is now valued at this much higher price!!!"
Oh wow, it's fucking nothing
> futures
>>62510335Based
>>62510299COME ON BABY!
HOLY FUCK SERVICE NOW!!!!!!
THEY ARE BEING LEFT HOLDING THE BAG
google capex doubles as expected
>>62510345>+5% Uhhh SaaS cummies
>>62510348Kek this tech companies are going all in, imagine what happens of ai fails?
>>62510346I hope the KOPSI just dumps.
WEAK BACKLOG SAYS MANDEEP SINGH, OUTCLASSED BY MSFT
>>62510345Didn’t even hit my 100C I’m donezo
buy stocks they saidyou lose money on inflation they saidnigger i am down 40% this yeari would have enjoyed at least 20 years kf inflation for thisand it keeps dumping daily
TSLA MISS 33c instead 51c
>>62510361Elon sirs....
I am still bagholding SNXX>we pooompin' after hours editionthank you for your attention to this matter
+0.31% today.Is IBM releasing shitty earnings today?
SNXX :)
>>62510368Kek, pics you can hear.
LITERALLY LIKE WIGGLING KEYS AT A FUCKING DOG, GOOD MARKET DOGGY GETS ALL EXCITED WHEN HIS MASTERS WIGGLES HIS EARNING REPORTS IN FRONT OF HIM
>>62510361tesla computer and space computer is bancruptits elonover
>GOOGL pumping to flatSo fucking based. I sold a shitload of 30% IC's
what do we think of IBM?
googl cloud growth 82%
Ooh baby do you know what that’s worth?Ooh, SpaceX is coming down to EarthThey say in heaven, love comes firstElon musk is never leaving earthOoh, Elon musk is never leaving earth
>>62510360Skill issue, I'm only down 10%.
>>62510381I DONT CARE I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAA
My memory and semis are back in the green let's hope korea doesn't go schizo again :')
>>62510387This but opposite.
Kek Elonbaggies
google eps $9.11 way up
>>62510387nasdog cant pumpits over
>>62510358just did nigga
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62510382MSFT saars...That was our single edge...
>>62510399Your single edge was that you have scam govt contracts
what caused the ah pump
>>62510381all I give a shit about is accelerated FOBO and AI spend increases these suckers continually post so my memory bags get pumped 5x
>>62510381I have it in my dividend stock collectionIt used to be my best performing but now MMM has taken the lead
looks like a blowout earnings dump eet
>>62510404The entire Market just bowed down to Google because they can't believe there is a company this successful
Good afternoon Death to Israel
>>62510392So why is TSLA going down on bad earnings instead of up? Why did the real world start mattering again?
>>62510361Weird you forgot the +7% revenue?
LGTSS>SPCX
>buying ai hype shit and not SaaS SERVICE NOW CHADS REPORT IN
AHAHAHAHA LAUGH AT ELONJEEET
what is capex?
>>62510380I was too scared to make iron condors on it
>>62510213You can fuck off 'two' (thats a pun, that is), to an English course for starters. Eat cow poo, dung beatles or wormcheese. We are here to make serious gains. Not forest fires. Now you made me miss the Ding Ding man.
>>62510419Double
>>62510419capital expenditure, money that is being spent to grow the business.
>>62510345I still dont know what service now does>>62510385Same but I need stuff to pump to late June prices.
>>62510424but they only say it in combination with ai
>>62510419stop trying to sound smart
>>62510411TSLA is now dealing in the real world
>>62510381I don't.
PACK IT UP BOYS
>>62510429Oh so only TSLA has to be in the real world and not the rest of the market? Who said so?
>>62510422Bro we both know you are poor. What gains are you making lol. Seriously, do your parents a favour and kill yourself incel.
>>62510419Cape shit. Like marvel movies and stuff. We call it capex because we also like posting about it on Elon Musk's "X" social media platform.>>62510427AI generates lots of cape shit images.
ServiceNow chads did we just win?
Elon is gonna be the Jews literal scapegoat.
>>62510440bigly
God I cannot wait for when SpaceX, a near 1 trillion dollar company, reports negative earnings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzExSq9DU9w
its so over innit? bloody hell fucking minge
>>62510440-50% in the past 12 months. winning looks different
>>62510444Least of their problems really.
>>62510424To be clearer, it's money spent to OWN STUFF. Not wages. Wages are operational expense. Same for some other costs like rents, subscriptions, etc... since they don't result in owning something at the end. There's some edge cases where you can pay wagies to build things, and those wages can be counted as capex, somewhat.
>>62510445>コメントはオフになっています。ゲイ
>>62510444What’s funny is that everyone already knew that they’d be in the red so it should be priced in but it won’t be because people are retarded. So it’ll continue nosediving
my sanded dick and micron are doin' a lil sum in AH
>>62510445is this from first days of ai? never post this horrible shit ever again
saar please redeem the capex
>>62510412yes weird indeed haha
>>62510443Should have bought more!>>62510447Yeah but I bought at 85 and now today more at 95.
What's the endgame of the so-called artificial "intelligence"? You can't circlejerk forever.
>goggles earnings callhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzExSq9DU9whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzExSq9DU9w
>>62510337Luckily for us micronchads, goog capex on AI is even higher which means micron is up after hours. As planned.
>>62510419It's where they launch Spacex rockets.
>>62510461SAAAAAARRR SAAAAAR SARSARSAAAAAR
>AI AI AI>Double Capex on AI buildout>217%>Supply chain constraintsWew I expected an actual pump for GOOG. Either way looks like AI is here to stay.
So is all this GOOG growth priced in or are we about to watch MU moon again?
>>62510453>>62510444>tsla only down 2% after hours on earnings fallingWhat's crazy is that Samsung and TSM dump after tsm was up 77% (projected to be 66%) and then everything fell like 50%.It's crazy that Musk can be a failure at everything but somehow rewarded for it.
>>62510461Fuck I really can't stand the jeet accent. Can't they go to an expert or something, they're fucking billionaires for god's sake.
>>62510460why does this board mke it so hard to fucking psot
>>62510460Everyone involved is excited as fuck, anyone on social media thinks they are smarter than the people involved. I know who Im siding with. Shit is making mathematicians obsolete. Even if LLM's cant reach AGI, which I think they already have, (pic related), they can build the thing that does.
>>62510471I don't trust it. For now I'm just gonna day trade MUU I think>>62510474Funny how that works when you're born into wealth
Keep saying tokens nigguh, it's working
>i'm only up .02% todayfug
KEVIN PLEASE SAVE ME
>>62510487But you didn't lose money though
I AM UP 20% ON NOW LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Told you to buy SRFM two days ago
>>62510419... capital expenditures?
NOW pumping to levels not seen since yesterday
Good AfternoonDeath to Israel
50% yoy growth in ad revenue, attributed to ai. still think it makes no money babe?
>The celebrity CEO is doing so much ketamine right now that I'm surprised he can even function. (Elon Musk)
>>62510458i bought more at 99.80 just then i aint scared buying the V especially when trumps average price is 114
>txn dumpfake and gay market is fake and gay
>>62510474Trump, Musk, and bitcoin has taught me the power of cults. Give people thymos and they will gladly shut their brains off.You can biitch about it, or try to make money off it.
>>62510491Shit I just checked my other portfolio its down .17%
>>62510503Not good enough to justify the recent pump.
>>62510498dude look at every other saas then look at now fucking BE PATIENT YOU LITTLE CUNT
Tomorrow us intChads will be vindicated... I hope
>>62510498I wanna fuck this tight JK. Fucking is my whole life. Damn.
>>62510498>he didn't buy the bottom>he's not levered up to generational debt
>>62510511it's the summer of inference. also 18a yields are way up
>>62510509TXN is down almost 12% the past month, posts a beat and raise and dumps.Fake and gay market is fake and gay.
After being up $200 in mes futures, I ended the day with $42 in profit.
KEK SPCX BAGGIES
>the Google eps was fake
>>62510471>>62510482MU probably moves up with the larger chips market but it's stuff like INTC, AMAT, KIAXY, SNDK that will move the market in the short term since MU earnings are 2 months away.Most likely MU will hit 1200 again in august, then the market will shart itself down 8% back to 24000 Nasdaq, 7100 SNP and micron will fall to the mid term support around 800-900 again. When their earnings continue to show dramatic growth, they will then run to 1500 dollara share by november.
>>62510528It was always a lie, just not a very good one.
Good evening I hate women
Buy PM/PM stocks
>>62510523Wish I wasn't so risk averse and shorted that shit with leverage.
MAKE GOOGLE GO UP U FUCKING PAJEET AAAAJFHFIDNDIFNEUFHE7DBF82NDOSNFBR
>>62510504>the one indian who is too crazy even for the people who eat cow shit and worship 1000 animal gods
>Alphabet to sell up to $40B of Class A and Class C Stock through at-the-market programWHAT ABOUT THE SHAREHOLDERS BOB
>NOW>IBM>CVXsometimes it feels like most of the posts in thsi thread come from people who bought previous pumps and are only bullish because they need it to go higher so they can exit in profit.
>>62510498kek>>62510502It’s gonna be good!
Fuck this I think I'm just gonna put everything into BTC and come back in 6 months I don't want to play the slot market anymore.
>>62510542or, and get this, or maybe we are buying these companies because get this, and i know this may sound crazy but give me some rope here, we actually believe in the company
>>62510543just checked twitter to see the reaction to the NOW double beat, and wow the salt mines are running, this retard in the screencap was shitting on NOW scroll down and he thinks tesla is going to $1000 ,l these are the guys betting against us
BOBO MAKE THE LINE GO GREEN PLEASE
Kioxia please be green tomorrow I'm so close to selling for profit! Pray with me brothers
>>62510548That's the plan. They want to funnel everyone into crypto because it's easier to dump on you there.
google raising capex, reiterating that it will increase significantly next year
Whoa did Sundar just say the n-word or what happened there
>>62510564>>62510563raising yearly capex to over 200B
SaaSapocalypse my ass
its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over its over FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK AMERICAAAAAAAA
is it okay to laugh at googbaggies
>ai is up>jewgle downlol?
>futures
What a COINCIDENCE, there are two specific columns that don't show revenue, while all the other ones do
>>62510557lel thanks for sharing. His page is hilarious right now. He had high hopes for Tesla
NOOOO DON'T PUMP SEMI MEMORIES NOW, I GOT SPOOKED OUT OF THE DIP ORDER because I actually predicted it but thought it would be another crash
i'm pretty new to investing and i don't understand why google is dropping. help.
So do i sell google or not?
>>62510576They were due for a heeming, next on the chopping block are the intcels
>>62510593You will see profits......in 2 years lmaoo
>>62510593passing of the bags ceremony
SNXX BROS IS THIS IT?
>>62510577Google is saying outright they're going to keep up the AI spend and that they'd spend more but they're supply constrained. Not hard to work out who wins from that.
>>62510589Are you me?
>Autonomous trucks this year>Optimus this year>Cybercabs this year>Massive battery sales>Capex for AI and SpaceXThe Elon pump will be insane.
>>62510589Kek me too, I have PTSD from holding that shit longer term. Oh hey my lil WULF is doing a lil sum
>>62510600So buy ALAB or... Its the training part Im stuck on.
>>62510584Crazy that normies still watch YouTube with no adblock despite the recent increases in ads/minute and YT Premium prices.
>>62510601Giving myself comfort (you)s through the paid proxy site, yes.
Its such a puzzling situation.Why stop pumping full bore now, when the war is back on again? If anything this would be when morale is the lowest and a pump is most justified.We're also closer to midterms now.But not only is he not pumping, he isn't tacoing or using axios.But whybeitthusly? He went back to war which is what big money wanted for a variety of reasons including shipping/avoiding the toll, the empire officials who don't want to see the empire bow, the zionists, the boring old credibility in internationals relations realpolitikers. But they are the ones dumping Korea. Its quite the puzzle, usually I have at least a clue to chew over, but there's nothing, I don't have the faintest idea why they've all decided to stop.
surely msft won't crash next week just like goog did just now, right??
>>62510613Or the fucking internet, for that matters. Worse, they are CLICKING on ads and buying shit.Who the FUCK does that, even my boomer father doesn't.I'll never understand how that meme "tech" (=ads) economy even works in the first place.
>>62510614Whoa
>>62510608this is good. pain is good.
I shorted TSLA at $170 in 2024 and got BTFO'd because Elon decided to travel to China. Lost $1000.
>>62510589>semis pump>koreans will just sell off and we're at red tomorrow againThis is pointless
>>62510608Dude imagine if this kills google.We'll all have to go use fucking Bing
>>62510530Still so weird how the right edited the photo to make him look more like a jew. Like what even was the play there lol>>62510612Suppliers to AI companies.
Eternal bagholders report in
>>62510631There was a time when Bing was king for videos. Now they wont let you use teen in the search. This is not the future I was promised.
>>62510631Warren Buffett will bail them out
>>62510619Ive said this shit before and I'll say it again.Microsoft is only alive right now due to government contracts. They stopped making actual money years ago when people started shitting all over windows 11. Then ai made new computers impossible to acquire.Either hold or get out now.
>>62510613I still end up watching them because the roku cant into adblock but i dunno who the f buys any of the shit.
>>62510608>record high revenue>reinvesting FCF in the company's growthBullish btw
>>62510584Meme numbers, don't mean shit for the company, but somehow trade monkeys call it an iNdIcAtOr and are having a meltdown over it.
>>62510593Some reports are priced in already, and some reports aren't. Investors are taking profits on GOOG because they decided it's priced in.
Just a friendly reminder that were in for another bear market, regardless of ai chips crashing.Luckily I'm dca-ing into index funds, but I'm fully aware my 401k is about to die in the next 6 montha.
>>62510657Dca into Berkshire instead if you really believe in a bear market
>>62510652>>62510608I think AI is the real deal and Gemini will be pretty sticky but overall not sure how it will get monetized. Especially with China just stealing the work than giving it away.
any oilers who also made fat cash today? Portfolio went up 2.3%
>>62510661My time horizon is really really long. I'm itching for a tasty crash so I can scoop cheapies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62510665My Equinor were printing today
How bad are INTCels gonna get it tomorrow?
>GOOGHmm well I don't have much in it at least
>GOOG pumps to 400 on previous earnings>dumps to 330 on new, even better numbers
>>62510662Kekkkk
>try to short semis on jewgle earnings Well I'm retarded someone take my account for me
>>62510678And you thought the koreans were crazy.
why are they so afraid of capex
GOOG COMPUTER!
I hope soxl doesn't do the thing where I timed the bottom, it goes up a bunch, then goes back down to my buying price
>>62510683>spend too muchNo that's bad>spend too littleNo you're not spending enough
>>62510678>we are making a profit>so we are grabbing all that money and gambling it away on shit that might blow up next month because we keep giving free internal secrets to china
>>62510678doesn't matter. just buy and hold. when you're up over 200% it's all noise. i wasn't going to sell if it was up, definitely not selling now. it's a fantastic earnings report, if you plan to hold for years it is nothing but great news, and now wall street is giving a very nice window to add. retards here will smirk and do their thing but it's just cope because they don't own google.
>GOOG down the same % as TSLALMAO
am I a retard for investing in these turbo meme dividend stocks like QQQI and XQQI
>>62510705if you have to ask
>Saudi tanker on fire in the Red SeaYeah I'm thinking it's fucked.
>>62510704At least GOOG numbers were actually good though
>>62510701What's so fantastic about the earnings report? I see conflicting information about this. Some says great other says bad. I'm just curious
>>62510683investors don't know how the market works and are wrong almost every time. they find out after they sold for a loss and the retard pump comes later
>>62510711thats what makes it funny
SAP at 130€ how the fuck. Thats a company that generates 8billion net profit on 40billion revenue.
So is goog fucked or will it recover pre market
>>62510705Everyone loves dividends, I get it. But mathematically they under perform. This will trigger Anons here but there are a gazillion finance papers written on this.Every tool has its place but unless you are a risk taking Grandma id stay away.
>>62510655Better than expected results can't be priced in by nature
>TSLAok there it goes
>>62510683Because Google will never see a return on that capex. It's starting to sink in that these hyperscalers are just setting money on fire.
>>62510722uh oooh
>>62510720fuck...
what positions was the anon recommending iron condors on google using? if i recall correctly this is dangerously close to one side of the position.>>62510676damn what a mistake it was investing in that piece of shit. i sure hope this stocks behavior doesn't portend the same downward behavior on semis
>>62510717Oh shit they report tomorrow. Hopefully after closing so I can slurp. The ServiceNow of Europe. Thanks for reminding me
>SPCXsirs please be patient for pump is of incoming
>>62510683Capex means less money available for dividends. Capex can a stock go down if it's on things investors think aren't really worth it
>>62510723I think Google will, but Anthropic and Open AI are fucked.
>>62510731How do I delete someone else's image?
>>62510718See >>62510700>>62510723
>>62510733It’s more about buybacks than dividends
Should I trim MU or AMD to go more into GOOG or the space ETF?
>>62510727Sorry man, least you know now. Its gay but voo is the best base. Than build out from there.I was really hoping you were a risk taking Grandma.
>>62510722>Roughly $0.22 of the $0.32 GAAP EPS came from an unrealized $1 billion gain on Tesla's recently acquired SpaceX stakeI swore I'd never touch elon meme stocks, but how can I not fucking short spaceX at this price?
>>62510712their growth is accelerating because of ai integration and they are investing more into it, their margins are up 15% year over year, so not only is ai driving growth but also efficiency, the billions they are pouring in are having a real measureable effect. people that don't understand will complain about the capex raise but other companies wish they were in that position to be able to invest hundreds of billions that efficiently. google is a verified winner from ai, and that's the most important business of the future, and they have the ability to invest hugely into it, both because of their cashflow but also because of the existing tech stack that they have. you have to look at the big picture and when you do it's a really bright future for them.
>>62510557Why would vertical integration be bullish? Vertical integration means, if there are inefficient links in the value chain, you're stuck with those inefficient links. Since no company can be best at everything, it's inevitable some links will be inefficient.
>>62510746>a literal house of cards
>>62510746I’ve already realized thousands in profit doing it and I still have put positions open going through next summer.
KEX SPACE-X
>>62510745Roughly a single percent of my portfolio gets put into divvies, and sometimes even I think thats too much, even if SCHD is a fucking beast.
>>62510523spacekeks
>>62510745I mean leaving a bit in there wont hurt right
>>62510622It doesn't. It's completely fake.
>>62510662The realer the deal the more churn and disruption. I totally believe it at this point, though. It's going to be a wild ride and we're in it at the start. I'm honestly just as excited about seeing how this turns out as making some money.
SPCXThe floor is $0
>GOOG dumps and takes the Mag 7 / SaaS along with it>Semis and memory pump on the news insteadI would laugh, but I just know the gooks are going to sell everything tonight on the positive news.
>spend nothing on companynot keeping up with industry demands, sell!>spend a reasonable amount on companyit's not enough, the competition is gaining, sell!>spend a lot on companyspending is too high, muh free cash flow, sell!
>>62510760Ad companies are bottomless pits of cash. I honestly dont know where they get all this money to advertise.Like, frito lay cant sell enough cheetos to justify a youtube ad for them. It doesnt make sense to me.
>>62510712Let me tell you what's fantastic about it.The company that has been inflating its stock price with buybacks has, as of today, turned into a seller. The anger in the charts is share dilution.The fantastic thing about it is that this is such a watershed, such a circus, that it is almost "fantastical". The i vestment thesis has gone and turned upside down. Instead of buying something with easy ways tl get lots of cash and do whatever they want with it. Now youre in a company thats dumping on investors to suck jewish AI dicks
How come all earnings calls have people with thick Indian accents? Aren't these American companies?
I found out that someone within my family has been trading crypto for a whileI have also found questionable shit the bought that I see often mocked in the biz threads like chainlinkis there anyway I can save this person? I'm looking for legitimate replies I'm genuinely worried
Welp, fell for the goog niggers. Calls expire on Friday so might as well hold to 0 in case of jew shenanigans. Still got 500 in cash so guess I'll gamble spy 0dtes on open since I'm sure the market will pump regardless
>>62510705huge divvies are good for very specific strategies. they're necessary for front loading strategies like velocity investing where you use them to pay the margin you're using for day to day expenses, and they're good for retirement where you just want to collect a check. for typical "invest what's left" strategies, they underperform.
>>62510683Remember the metaverse meme blackhole? You should be afraid too.
>>62510770In short, you aren't racist enough.
>>62510772Nah dont bother with financial cultists the only way they exit is through the tunnel of realized losses
>ServiceNow
>>62510631Just use Brave search.
>>62510683Inelasticity. >we're spending for 2 years>we will see roi in 3 yearsMeanwhile all people see in the short term is risk taken on and negative cashflow. If you make it to the end of the tunnel and the roi is there then people love you but they want the increased capacity to make money with none of the spend.
Up $8 today. Going to buy more SP500 this week end and probably some oil fractional shares and mining penny stocks if I can figure out which ones to buy. Saving money for the Hobbit release as well as Star Trek coming up in November. I want to get a few boxes of each but probably won't have the funds.
>>62510757No, and lots of great divy stocks, and stock market conditions where divys win (90 - 10 Japan). Its just that the numbers are stacked against you. Playing with a 2/7, but 2/7s win.
And now we crab til tomorrow next earning or what? And then we crab til next earnings
What are the odds that SPCX will shoot up my bearish bobo ass when I start to short it tomorrow?
>>62510631you should use bing any time you're not using a llm to search anyway, for the gift cards
>>62510728>anon recommending iron condorThat's me, and yeah definitely am going to be closing the put side if there isn't a v. Short strike is 315
>>62510763100% buddy, 100 fucking %.
>>62510794Compare it to the CBRS chart. It’s due for another bump up before earnings
>>62510794>shorting right after a 6,7% dipWhy
I've been waiting for 2 years now for china to get back to it's all time peak. I just want off this ride. Why won't american investors take buy at great value prices? Why won't chinese consumers start spending money again? Why don't chinese investors forget about the boomer real estate market and start buying stocks? It makes no sense.
>>62510794it'll either moon with a successful launch or crater without
>>62510768I was talking to a refrigerator repair company owner. He was spending 60k at google so he cut it off, lost 70% of his business in 4 months. So he comes crawling back and upped it 90k, 40% growth over his 60k numbers 2 years later. Shit works.
>>62510809The Chinese market is even faker and gayer than ours, no idea why you'd invest in that
>>62510809Turns out the gamblers addict pumping shit up to absurd 150 P/E and fucking wallmart to 40+ P/E on top of buying gazillion of worthless internet tulip money aren't Koreagooks, but Burgers all along.
>>62510801i thought futurist eschatology would be dead after spacex shitted and farded but it seems the redditors have simply pivoted.
>>62510815but it's somehow not as bad as the gook market
>>62510809I know man, just lost 200k on Eunach state stocks. Thing is the numbers are great, just nobody cares.
>>62510814Yeah makes sense Typical smigger midwits think they're immune to marketing
>>62510819You think Reddit was pro spaceX? You don't leave your house much do you.
>>62510772Just admit you are talking about yourself
>>62510794If youre short Spacex you should be getting out ASAP, its already down nearly 40%.
>>62510665>+5.7%Tech trannies are about to jump off their office building en mass
Can someone explain to me why Google drilled despite reporting record earnings up from last year, magnitudes more than spaceX, and plans to invest more into lucrative AI? And why somehow semis are inversing and mooning like crazy over this news?
>>62510794I would wait, there was some unusual options activity with the 7/31 330C that has 41K open interest
>>62510828Because I bought calls.
>>62510809Scared of Xi shenanigans and getting caught up in another China crash desu
>>62510828Indians lied and people died
>>62510828semis are not mooning like crazy and are still down huge
>>62510828This market has lots touch with reality long ago. Just buy the cheapies when they appear and don't touch steaming piles of shit like spacex, tesla, palantir with a 10 feet pole
>>62510794Thank you everyone for your input on this matter, I'll hold off. Guess I'm too late.
>>62510828>lucrative AIwhat companies are making money off providing AI right now?
>>62510828>lucrative AIbait
>>62510828The run up was pricing in their performance. The dump is cashing in.
MICRON MENTIONED IN TSLA EARNINGS
>>62510841they make a fortune selling compute at a baseline. when ai monetization schemes mature those figures will go from the moon to another dimension
>>62510846Tesla gonna drag them down with them
I bought Google calls today. Am I done for
>>62510828>explain to me why Google drilled despite reporting record earnings up from last yearstock price already pushed up into earnings report, expected 4 million % increase, only got 212% increase so big investors dumped it to cash out and move on. If you 'invested' its a good sign for longer term hold. If you gambled then you bought into earnings and sold on the news because you hoped it would be even higher earnings reported, but you were going to sell anyway if the price popped.
>>62510828>semis are inversing and mooning like crazy over this newsbecause it means companies are increasing their money spent on hardware, aka INTC goes to 300the real question is why are smiggas still buying software stocks
>>62510839I think GaySex has a lot further to fall. Those lockup period expirations are gonna be spicy
Houthis are blowing up tankers in the Red Sea. There is no Hormuz bypass now, and all middle east petroleum production is now totally offline. Oil *WILL* short squeeze to $500.
>>62510852>I bought Google calls today. Am I done forstrike and expiry when?
>>62510841This is the circular argument at the heart of it. Google saw advertising revenue double and margins increase 15%, but they are spending billions in capex, but Google saw advertising revenue double and margins increase 15%, but they are spending billions in capex...
>>62510858the USN guided 70 ships through the strait without Iran or anyone on planet earth knowing. the oil will flow it's only a matter of how we choose to make it be. doomers will be eternally btfo
>>62510859362 FridayIt's over.
regrettably, spacex has announced it is going out of business and that space is fake. thank you to everyone for playing.
>>62510828Buy rumors, sell facts.Jesus fucking Christ guys you're tracking fucking meme numbers to justify your BETS.NOTHING MATTERS. The entire market is a Greater Fool game.
>>62510832xi is epic. the crash didn't have anything to do with government policy, it was because chinese grandmas irrationally pumped real estate in the hope that if they bought a house for their grandsons they would be able to find wifes.
I’d squawk Becky’s box if you catch my drift
>>62510866Wait'll the bagholders finally realize what they actually bought was Grok and X
>>62510866I have a neighbour who litterally thinks space and viruses are fake. Still super into QAnon. Makes 300k owning a windows instalation company and lives on a lake.
>>62510855I think so too but I have a month until then to scout out a bump to get in on.
feels good collecting 3.35% on 100% cash with 0 risk and can invest in choice moments rather than getting duped into buying into about as bad as market conditions as possible
>>62510875I'm using cursor grok at work. And it's actually quite decent lmao
>>62510862>actually we wanted all those ships to get blown up
>>62510873>xi is epicPlease kindly fuck off Chang. We dont need another balless Eunach kleptocrat simp.
NOW bros we're green
>>62510886they didn't coordinate with us
>>62510882>doubling your money in just 30 yearslol. lmao even
>>62510886Why did everyone in Trumps cabinet wear eyeliner?
>>62510890Thought we’d be double digits
>>62510886I want ships to blow up so I can buy the dip
>>62510893You can always VOO and chill, only 20 years for a 2x
>>62510893>he cant read this is the investor in current market conditionsI left with the bag already, chump and am going to keep collecting 0 risk interest until my next bag. all gains zero losses. stay salty, loser.
>WTI Double topped>GOOGL bottomed at $324>MU & SNDK doing a lil summinYeah I'm thinking reverse circuit breakers on the KOSPI tonight.
>>62510886My Chemical Romance ass mf
>>62510862Only costed $37.5 billies with $70 more billies being requested by Hegseth. Totally worth it.
>>62510890holy fuck the conference call bill mcdermott nailed it
>>62510906watching doomers seethe: priceless
At what point do you guys trim your gains? How often do you balance your investments?
>>62510888>another
>>62510901>grandma sold the car to buy "direxchang hourly samsung.sk bull 50x" naked calls
>>62510917after you lose everything and rope a large ceremony will be held to celebrate you not existing
>>62510914best time to balance is when your making contributions to ira.
>>62510864you can sell to try to save some money, or just gamble that it could recover, or recover some, but with Friday so close any meaningful recovery is going to be tough.
>>62510917fuck off cryptonigger
>>62510921>>62510925i didnt make that thread i just thought we should use rather than make another
i'll be in the alps tomorrow night for the intc earnings babes, still have 2700 shares. i'd love to post reactions but it's probably just not feasible, don't think i jumped off a bridge or something though just because i'm not here to comment. hope they are good and the numbers go way way up.
>>62510928you should l2r first
free cash flow -5.8 billiobso it begins
>>62510924I guess we will have to see how tomorrow goes. We are in clown market so anything possible but I won't panic sell on open, already made that mistake today with EQT like a dumb nigger. Also there's a slightly higher than zero chance chinks do the needful.Who knows.
>>6251090130 years above 5.2% will wake you up.
>>62510914trim?the last time i sold a massive amount of stock was to buy a house (in cash thanks mr. market)the next time i do it is to buy a 2nd house
GOOGers... it's going back up....
>>62510950back to 360 by tomorrow open
>>62510914every 1-3 years
cheap chinese open source AI models are good for the AI infrastructure market>still require compute/data centres>will increase AI proliferation and uptake
>>62510956If Google hits 360 tomorrow I'll stick my dick in a jar of pickles and post it here. Screencap it.
>>62510898$100k into voo in 20 years will be well over $2mil
>>62510969Don't feel the need to post. We'll trust that you did it.
>>62510969I just screenshotted this and will be back in 24 hours to demand proof if it happens by market close.
>>62510969Please post it
