I’ve got a Zoom job interview tomorrow, any tips?
>>62510949dont forget to say nigger and complain about the jews
Act confident
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>>62510949This is why I got a trucking license. Can’t handle the feminized humiliation ritual of writing a resume or going to interviews. If you want me to work for you then I’ll do it. Just hire me and shut the fuck up, and then just fire me if it doesn’t work out. I don’t want to grovel for it and I don’t want to tell you what I think about the importance of diversity nor where I see myself in 5 years. I’m here for a paycheck.
>>62510949I'm socially awkward and I'd still prefer an irl interview. anyone else like me?>>62511050sounds badass man I'm in the process of doing something similar myself.
>>62511050> $5 per gallon of diesel blocks your path
>>62511050Trucking is a stressful pain in the ass job and the pay is not even that good. Atleast here in yurop.
>>62511050I wouldn't do trucking but I'm with you on the other complaints. Job interviews are the fakest gayest shit ever. And if it's a zoom call it's 99% of the time a stupid woman.
>>62510949Don't forget to blink.
>>62511089>I'm socially awkward and I'd still prefer an irl interview. anyone else like me?Same. I also prefer irl talk over phone
>>62511158>And if it's a zoom call it's 99% of the time a stupid woman.and even when I lay out my experience and why it's transferable and I mog them educationally for this role they still hire their friend's niece to have a girl powwow and no one ever gets sued even when their office is 96% women and the one male xoomer accountant/lawyer/doctor/whatever that has his little harem going.
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>>62510949Look them right in the eye and give them a firm handshake, anon. Also don't give the HR roastie the ick.
>>62510949Use an AI avatar. Preferably a wolf or fox of some kind. CEOs love AI.
>>62510963That never happened.
>>62510949If they won;t even talk to you in person don;t bother with the job. You are alreay shit on the hiring companies shoes.
>>62510949Quantity over quality. If you are stressing this hard over this one interview to the point you are stressposting on 4chan's biz, you will probably bomb it.And that's okay, you should have your entire schedule lined up with interviews, as many as you can across the weekdays. You will nail one of them and that will increase the probability you get that dream six figure remote job, anon. Good luck on this one and good luck in every single one you do after.
>>62510949Pretend you’re gay snd be the least threatening man possible. Wear a collared shirt and blur your background. Speak slowly in clear short sentences. Practice smiling In the mirror before hand. Good luck anon
>>62511935>dream six figure remote jobI thought six figures in the US were the bare minimum these days. I'm an europoor and even my shitty salary translates to that in burgerbux.
>>62510949have a shot of hard liquor before, to reduce anxiety
>>62510949yeah, don't bother to show up, fuck roasties
>>62511050Office work is gay, but so is the trades. The only difference between a druggie tradesmen and a druggie office worker is the office worker hides it, and HR exist.>>62510949Be fuckable
