Goodbye Tesla!
its over for jeetlon, space X IPO has cursed him
>>62512357TSLA price was propped up thanks to Muskbelievers constantly throwing money in. Now they have 2 Musk stocks to buy, effectively halving TSLA stock demand. Suddenly any bad news start to have an effect on the stock price and that in a big way.
>>62512349If Tesler goes tits up do the cars just shut down?
>>62512349Uh oh. Just accepted an offer.
>>62512349Bought the dip.
uhoh, he doesn't know >>62512442
>>62512445Looks like it’sGoing up from here
>>62512445nice, tesla's been doing pretty good the past six years
>>62512349who knew being racist was so expensive? do the nazi salute some more, you little bitch.
>>62512349Elon needs to accept that he’s not as cool as he thinks he is because nobody really understands him anymore. He should be surrounded by charismatic people who can explain Tesla and SpaceX mission and purpose of spending all this money. He lost his credibility with too many false release dates of products and broken promises.It’s okay bro you’re 55 or something age slows you down maybe 35 year old Musk could run three companies but it’s okay to admit that you need help.
>>62513175What if there never was a business in the first place? What if it was just a mirage all along where money was thrown into a big pit to lure in morons thinking this was actually a viable business?
>>62513508but of COURSE there was a businessTesla has some big corporate buyers for their popular 'Cybertruck' model. SpaceX cannot fill their car parks with enough of them.
>>62512349>lost to BYD on EV >lost to Unitree on humanoid robotsFair value is $10 a share
>>62512349It's okay, he managed to make a new ticker and then dumped on the heads of his dumbass believers
>>62513671If he made a company whose business model it was to dump shares on morons I'd buy that.
>>62513508Go look up how a ponzi worksstep one teslastep two spacexthe problem is ponzis always collapse
>>62513691Why yes, I did in fact imply musks mirage companies are ponzies, gz for figuring it out
>Share Price? - Meaningless.>Money? - Meaningless.Y'all sleeping on stuffz that really matter. Like a historically accurate version of the Odyssey.
Literally the only people i see driving teslas are pajeets or asians or white numale looking dudesWhy dont normal people buy it?
>>62512399This isn't sony
>>62513175Nah spacex is expanding to ai (good move despite what the normies think) and tesla is getting into robotics which is way more valueable than cars. The stock market just ebbs and flow. Newfags need to learn to wait.
>>62512349Tesla shit Vs Finacial Realityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGi6j2VrL0oBreaking News 2157 MegaHyperNewsCorpThe body of the infamous 21st century figure Elon Musk responsible for the great technology collapse and histories notorious greatest conman was discovered on Marx today by the hyperworldcouncil robotics probes. The sit of musks final resting black, the prefabricated plastic shacks that were recently uncovered by an unusual storm on Mars, the place where he fled with 50 cultists to escape proscecution in 'Spaceship' in 2029 allowed the titanium shelled drones to burrow to his final resting place. The corpse was discumeverd petrified cutching a descicated bag of frozen peas with a femur showing gnaw marks in it's jaw. While children today now celebrate spitting day, when effegies of musk are spat on and burned in bonfires at schools worldwide the real story of the African conman is far darker. Here we look at his concaine and ketamine addled rise to stolen wealth and his dramatic fall. (article continues please insert sex token to read further)
>>62513776You are poor because you are comically stupid.
