uncle bogdanoff edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>62514293
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CLOWN WORLD
not reading any of that
> futures
>ctrl+f "R4UDxj+L" in the last threadWhat kind of mental illness is this?
>INTC
I chickened out on slurping some more ServiceNow today. Is it over for me?
Good for you, intcels. Let's just hope it doesn't dump ass like Google didnt
literally whonever heard of this shit
>>62514938commies are giga retarded lol
>Intcel saved my semis and memory playsPerhaps I was too harsh on you.
I said SK Hymen out loud in a meeting today.
ON WHAT NEWSON WHAT NEWS?????????????MY FUCKING SOXS
So options (market makers) were pricing in a 15% movement on INTC. So why isn't it at $115 or alternatively $85?
thanks google
Even AMD's getting a helping hand
>>62514941it's dumping because americans are retardedamericans are not going to stop being retarded anytime soon, so it's gonna keep dumping
>>62514944oh man is this the MAGNETS trump mentioned recently? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>62514952Did you get free sex after?
>>62514950>>62514938It just bothers me how white men suck billionaire cock. My Bhramin brothers never would.
>>62514968I haven't been stabbed before, nor have I ever met anyone whos been stabbed.Can you say the same?
>>62514961It's not done yet
The pain you are feeling now is just 5% of the agony you will suffer thru October
Will Korea now enter its own Lost Decade(s)?
>>62514972
>>62514961>So options (market makers) were pricing in a 15% movement on INTC. So why isn't it at $115 or alternatively $85?because implied volatility is often over-estimated. also that estimate might include the next trading day since we're afterhours right now
>>62514977hodl bro. they're going up up up it's their moment
>>62514972Bad bait
>>62514976I suffered from last October to now.
What a troll price for MU to end the day at.
>>62514982That's a bot from /pmg/.
>107 breached:) gg no rm marketmakerst. Straddle holder
who's buying Intel shit
>>62514974yea
Intel saved the stock market
>>62514985112 rejected, simmer down mumu
God fucking damn it fuckI sold my calls for huge loss 20 minutes before close10 minutes before close they do a huge spike up
>>62514984No, I'm not, you fucking idiot.
>>62514986pump the earnings call sell the news.
>>62514931How did Anally do? Stock is doen.
>>62514978Lol
BOUNCE
>>62514994Youre using the /pmg/ bots' shitty images? Disgraceful.
>QQQ up 0.5% in 15 mins afterhoursINTC found oil or some shit
diamond strong resistance at 112, its never going above that
Intcels I fucking kneelPlease Koreans, don't shit the bed tonight.And here is another realistic pepe for the guy who likes them :3
FuckI'm down 1.67% today.
>>62515007That's apu
>>62515010Its the same frog.
Going to buy five shares of INTC tomorrow
>you did trust the plan right anon?
>>62515001They're using MY images. I can't imagine being so paranoid I see the wall shadow puppets, even when there's no wall.
>>62515007>>62515010
>>62514999Pogopogopogopogopogopogo
>>62515007You are a master artist
of course i bought back my 7505/7500 put spreads at a loss. fucking knew the MM would push it over 7505 but chickened out.
Also congrats to the anon yesterday who said he had 2700 shares of Intel and Intel accessories
yep, 113 was a mirage, down we go
>>62515023Fanks :3>>62515021>>62515010I'll agree to disagree I call this guy Smiggercles
mega pump tomorrow comingSPY will hit 755 at least>>62515036Your AI isn't handling the white spots in his eyes correctly. They should be light reflectionsAlso, learn your fucking frogs
Oh well my INTCel doom lotto ticket didn’t pay off. I’m still up 3% today
Congrats to everyone who isn't crying and blaming others for today's losses. You might make it.
>>62515044
>>62515020So you're proud of ugliness? I'm not being critical of your bearishness of silver, rather, your pride in creating an ugly monster.
I wonder what became of INTC anon
>>62514991You seem awfully mad when I'm not even coming off as a mumu
>>62515061you are just getting delusional over an after hours bearish pump with no volume, INTC is going to wake up blood red tomorrow same with all semis
I made 6k today. I’m gonna eat Chick-fil-A for dinner.
>>62515067Were you gambling options?
Intel is such a commie gov scam lmao
what should i ape into
I should get some WEN delivered...
>>62515067>I’m gonna eat Chick-fil-A for dinner.Bloody rich bastard benchot!
>>62515067Calls I was short got heemed and the outside the expected move put spread I bought on TSLA was a big winner.
>>62515069>>62515081Oops meant to reply
>>62515081I see. No risk, no reward, but I don't know how you stomach that.
>>62515036Temple shouldn't be in ruins.
>>62515067I am curious, how much did this bet cost you upfront?
>>62515083Desensitized brain rot basically
>>62515073Right now? Hooo boy. I'd say wait until Monday at least, orange man is bound to fuck something up in the weekend.
>>62515073VOOthen chill
SAP beat earnings
>Intel literally saved the market >Doomertards btfo again
>>62515093desu might just do this
I'm all in on Micron Technology stocks right now.Big swings.Buy low sell high lads.
>>62515073SPXS, we are in a bear market but if you attempt bearish positions in tech the schizo upswings will burn you, so i suggest a low and slow bear
Man, how bleak is it when fucking Intel is what you're relying on to save the market.Grim.
>>62515088I bought a 350/335p spread expiring Friday on Tesla yesterday afternoon. The idea was that I was outside 1 standard deviation but cut off around 5 delta for the max gains. The max value of the spread at expiration is 1500 dollars but I didn’t wait for that. The calls were over several different positions. I use spreads to trade small.
>intc $6.26bn ai data center revenuethis is going to be a mind boggling blowout earnings
>>62515105Trvth nvke
>>62515108Forgot to say it cost 150 bucks
is MU a good stockyes im new to investingim just wondering if I missed the boat to freedom
>>62515114you bought the top son
>>62515102Average price Muron?
>>62515114Should've joined the intcel legion earlier today
>>62515105>how bleak is it when fucking Intel is what you're relying on to save the market.>Grim.Yes I do own smurfit westrock shares.
>>62515114>boat to freedomOil and gas companies anon.
>>62515117$960.Hopefully it swings back up to $1000+ when markets open tomorrow.
Don't blame Trump or various more successful races for your losses today baggies. Its all on you. Own it and the healing will being
>>62515053>>62515117These are better, mister CIA glowie
I will be sharing my comeback journey with you guys
>>62515102When the cats awayThe mice will play
>>62515131Thanks, its Mr Gorillionaire to you, ya busta smigga ass smegro :3
>>62515125/smg/ officially has the most paper hands Ive ever seen. I have literally no idea why everyone here is like this.Line goes up for the last 100 years and you think it wont average out?
>>62515138WTF Why did you do that to them???
>>62515133sex with this child
>>62515125
>>62515102I've been enjoying the MU ride but I'm probably getting off soon. Want a fry?
>>62515140Your ID says you're a glowie
>>62515108>>62515113Neat thanks! I wish I could get a win that size but I'm way too down from June to take risks on stocks I am not confident in, even with small amounts.
>>62515145How many shares of Intel do you own? She only fucks INTChads
Next week's earnings are fucking PACKED.
>>62515097is intel drilling for oil now?
>>62515014Pepe and apu are different.
>>62515144I wanted elephants with the noses held on by rubber bands but gemini couldn't get it right
>>62515152unfortunately, she won't have a say in this matter
>>62515141Today was nothing. Gonna get lots of days much much worse this summer and fall,,,,,and thats a good thing ,,,,,,clean out some of the riff raff gambloids
>>62515146Losers blaming Trump for their own gambling losses like they never heard of his existence before today. NGMI
>>62515159Git gud smegro
why does AI only give me ads unless I - post
>>62515156I hope you enjoy the next brutal gigashort that comes out of thin air
>>62515173This is why I need AI
>>62515137how does someone delete 80% of their acc by "investing"?
>>62515173You can say nigger here. Just dont say the meanie k word that starts with k and ends with e
>>62515155>qcom gonna make qcum
>>62515184And I'm definitely not fucking infuriated that you cant slur jews here. No sir. Not mad at all. I love corn syrup.
>>62515178that would be awesome, yes
>>62515184You can say kike as long as you accept them into your heart as your spiritual masters
>>62515162Same, don't like buying the top like I always do, but when the bet is correct any couple day moves won't make that much of a difference. Getting some 10x degenerates liquidated is fine by me.
wow that was pretty crazy how cfra initiated coverage on spaceXniggers at 115 while literally every other analyst thought it would go upguess we'll see what happens with this rocket
>decides to finally short SPCX>it pumps
How does RobinHood handle ITM VIX calls morning expiry? Do they force you out the day before or do they sell them in premarket of Wednesday morning when they actually expire? Basically do you get the crash protection of Tuesday night/Wednesday morning that you should, or not?
so that's it?oil baggies wonand everyone else lost?
Wouldn't that be funny if the rocket blew up and GaySex shares plummeted to sub-$100 overnight
>Tesler
INTC is doing the chart that IBM did where it pumps bigly then rugs the fuck out of everyone
>>62514974I knew a guy that stabbed someone and I know someone that has been stabbed
FUCKING TESLA RAPING MY ASS TESLA ROBOTS RAPING MY PORFILIO AND ASS
>>62515219Somehow it feel more consequential for the rest of the sector. If even INTC isn't shitting the bed, imagine how well well run companies are doing.
>>62515219 it's reloading
enough is enough. silver marines need an immediate bailout.
>>62515226Doesnt the US government own half it now or sumfink
>>62515231Bet we get a good flush down in metals next week for FOMC. Will be a good time to go long after.
>INTC is gonna close tomorrow lower than today
Maybe a giga beat was priced in all along
Starship 13 launch scrubbed
>>62515231
>>62515208space's closed due to clouds
>>62515235Retard rocks are starting a 30 year bear market
>>62515219give it time.
>>62515243>>62515210your (You), sire
>>62515224Tesla would be a great stock to have right now if it wasn’t such an overvalued meme.
>current portfolio above s&p 500 performance for this monthIs this a good thing or a bad thing?
The duality of man
>>62515224Elon is a good lad.But even a beginner like me knows Tesla is a risky stock.Electric cars suck.And we're still 20 years away from humanoid robots actually being useful products.
>>62515248Damn
>>62515264Their cars are actually great.The issue is the stock is just that much overvalued.
SPYbros? How we feeling?
>>62515239beating is bearish now
>>62515282So not beating is bullish?
>>62515286Cleveland cliffs is a good example of a bullish run on not beating
The market is in good shape considering all the worst events possible culminating at once>Iran war peaking again>Oil surging >Tariffs 2.0 round 2>Inflation and rate hikes>Market coming down from ATH'sAny one of these things would have completely tanked the market before
>>62515286bullish is you get a random tweet>burry said PYPL is undervalued>+30% in two daysyou will pay for premium tweets to pump your bags
>>62515290we have a long way down. wish it would stop. fucking up all my swing trades. trump stop messing around!
>>62515290We haven't even hit mid terms yet. Though I think this year we will have a bullish run for some reason. Everything's just been so upside down - why change things to make it as people expect.
>>62515294Paypal is absolutely not undervalued though.
>>62515301I agree. Market is no longer following longstanding trends. Gonna play it day by day, by day, by day..
an we please make another GME happen i just want to watch calls i bought for $60 go to $35,000 overnight again
>>62515290We live in the era of trading bots and arbitrage easing, thus ensuring that without some kind of serious happenings stocks average up over time as people pour more money in.Its going to take something like Google or Microsoft going actually bankrupt to average lower than 10% down.
>>62515290Kind of, which makes it a bit scarier to me. I guess that China refusing to buy oil at any price did help everything a lot.
>>62515170
>>62515297I think we are closer to the bottom than you think. any of the retarded shit ending is immediate giga god candle that sends every bear to the shadow realm foreverimagine if any of the following happen:>trump tarrifs struck down by courts or a deal is made to lift them>Iran war ends on any terms that restore normal oilflow>Russia/Ukraine war ends>anything remotely cool that comes from AI even if its a scam but they just hype it up bigly>they say inflation is under control/don't raise rates even if its a lienew ATH before end of year
>>62515314i really need it before wednesday my guy
>>62515310 these were brutally crushing the market this year you can look at the charts and see the corresponding events followed almost instantly
>>62515314Sure, sure. But all you'll get is a depleted SPR and women whoring themselves on gas stations queues for a can of gas.
>>62515264>Elon is a good lad.
>>62515314I've been buying long calls expiring in January 2027. We're due for a bull run again to make up for the shitty year.
>>62515314Why do you think any of the retarded shit is going to end? Those things happened for reasons, and those reasons haven't gone away
>Trump just announced more tariffsCan't wait for the markets and my port to get raped again. No idea why people still vote for this clown. We'd all be green right now if Biden was still in office.
Kek just saw INTC. I just have this feeling market makers sre trying to hold it between the 15% move.
>>62515323Looks like we've still got a couple of months left.
>>62515313Lol
>>62515323Not if you’re an EV chad.Shame about everything else being shipped by diesel truckers though.That’ll be a real problem for CoL.
>>62515331Just voted for him again this morning. You lost.
>>62515346We all lost, Anon.
>>62515351My rent went down by like 100$Maybe you lost but the trabajers down by the home depot are gone now and can go be brown somewhere else.
>>62515329they will end eventually. I just DCA for now. BND, JEPQ, PEP, CCL and cash is most of my portfolio at the moment.BND I have at almost the 52 week low cost basisJEPQ I bought at 58.04 below cost basis that even shows up on charts for this weekPEP I have 1.3% off a 52 week low with its div yield at 4.12% div yieldCCL I have at -2% and this is my bullish oil reversal play. they are one of the best PEGY stocks/Peter lynch stocks in the entire market. they had a record quarter Q2 and are strictly being punished because of macro (fuel cost guidance)anyways I just DCA these as they fall and I'll be getting paid monthy and positioned bullishly for the reversale whenever it comes.
QUICK TA BROS HAGIA SOFIA THE INTEL CHART WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE ITS GOING!!!!!!!
Barron Trump will run for president
>>62515331>Trump just announced more tariffsBased on forced labour. Which he's claiming the EU and UK don't do enough to prevent.Somewhat ironic given where he gets his own merch made.
>>62515346
>>62515359He can't, stupid. Below minimum age.Also, youre not even American?
>>62515203Thank you for pumping my bags.
>>62515362Trump will change the age requirement
>>62515355
>>62515355>rent went down $100>Inflation went up by the same amount cumulativelyThat's the grift.
>>62515335Well, if you're referring to this graph, this is the wrong way to interpret it. It's not supposed to be going to zero, that would be SPR. Well SPR are not supposed to go to zero either, but that's what they're for, and indeed the SPR can and will still go for many months, probably no real issue before Q1 2027.But regarding the graph, see it that way: oil is like blood. It's the blood of the world. What you're seeing is the flux and level of blood. An adult body has 5L of blood. If you lose 2L-2.5L, you're dead or at the verge of dying.Now look again at that notBlood graph and its Y axis, and consider that the world consumes 100M barrels a day so the system keeps functioning.I don't even want to see what that graph will look like in December/Q1 2027. Well, if there's anything left functioning to update that graph, that is.
Did the intel ceo say the n word or something?
>>62515358FUCK I HAVE CHECKED THE CHARTS USING THE NUMBER 1 TA TECHNIQUE AND INTEL IS A HAGIA SOFIA I REPEAT INTEL IS A HAGIA SOFIA ! SELL IT NOW
>>62515371it's right there in the protocols my goy
SOXL is never seeing double digits again
>>62515375Ah but is it a Hagia Sofia pre- or post-ottoman conquest? Did you make sure to check?
>>62515374he said, "cause stone cold said so" and proceeded to perform stunners on everyone in the crowd
>>62515379it will hit 500 then it will break everything on the next crash and they will ban leveraged etfs
>>62515380no i am still a young TA truther i am not aware of these advance distinctions
>>62515327What stocks?
I need green tomorrow bros I'm begging you
>>62515391LolLmao:3
>>62515391TACO on iran coming soon i would imagine, although i just sold my oil long for a profit so expect world war fucking 3
can someon explain why AI isnt inherently open source? like cant anyone just use an AI model and tell it to create another AI model copy of itself but make it open source? whats stopping anyone from telling chatgpt to create a copy of chatgpt and name it goyim-gpt and make it unlocked and unkiked without cenosrship then give me the coding files so i can download them and host it somewhere else?
>>62514977forget about koreaare we about to be the lost decade?
>>62515391I'm channeling for it, greenbro
>>62515393He's already given himself some wiggle room on that. Anything the hootys do is Iran's fault now.
>>62515389I just started, I have an IONQ 40 dollar call and USAR 20 dollar call. Thinking of getting an IBM call or two. Still deciding on intel and other AI stocks. Ju
>>62515399post his praise be to allah one
>>62515394The vast amounts of training data. They already have an llm general on tevh
>>62515401Hot off the press 2 minutes ago
>>62515408>>62515399ok well maybe i did actually time my sell on my oil pretty well then
>>62515399>let this blog post serve as an announcement of us bombing yemen
HOLY SHIT WE ARE BACK
>>62515408Very jewish of him. And israel still hates him???
>>62515419trump is gonna be the next PM of israel bro they love him
>>62515408I'm getting real Patrick Tomlinson vibes from his tweets
Jews rape my children, you lost tranny.
>>62515408Probably a dumb question, but if we own Venezuela what's stopping us from just robbing Great Britain of the 30 tons of Venezuela gold they stole from them and then using that gold to underwrite any shipping losses that the Tutsis or the Iranimals do to any of the boats? Stealing stolen golds isn't really theft, right?
We haven't even begun to go down, of course the idiots who gamble of stocks they don't understand will blame Trump. But by November they will be gone,,,,,good riddance to crybabies
>>62515428Just having fun with you. We're due for a bear market and the retard doing stock manipulation and announcing the +30 peace deals to artificially pump the market to only rug on his pocket shitskins when nothing happens is pretty gross though.
>>62515428At this point smg should just drop all pretenses and begin posting in yiddish. Itd be more honest at least
Hahaha intel what the fuck
>>62515419He's letting the Saudis get nukes. Honestly, bretty funny.
>>62515408Is this a taco, is the market gonna pump now
sex with women
>>62515408>didn't say forthwith and herebyNot an official decree, then. Doesn't count.
>>62515439>repeat of jewgleNever change.
KE KINTEL
PULL UP PULL UPI CAN'T STAY AN INTCEL FOREVER
*ahem*Cash Gang.Rise Up
>>62515424No child, you are not getting Patrick vibes from that post, those are your delusions again. You have been instructed numerous times to stop comparing me to the baby orange Hitler in chief and committed felony disengious comparisons for the last time, enjoy prison stalker.
>>62514506>glad I didnt do those iron condors on googleIndeed, pretty decent haircut today (-2.4%).Guess you shouldn't do IC's anywhere close to earnings no matter how wide kek.t. IC anon
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY TESLA TESLA FUCKED MY ASS
>>62515450Relationships with men
>>62515470Women are property so the only relationships possible are between men.
>>62515470>>62515474can you gayniggas flirt in discord this shit is cringe
>lol
>>62515477
goodbye, techsaars
Now that ai is over, how did yall do?
>>62515470>>62515474
>>62515485It's coming back buy the dip
TESLA FUCKED MY BOYPUSSYYYY
>>62515483LOL what the fuck did Ranjesh and co. get into here
>>62515492Just a classic Aryan display saar
PEACE DEAL IN THE WORKS YOOOOOOOOOOO
How the fuck are we green after hours? We're tariffing the planet again
>>62515290they're kind enough to give retail more time to buy in
>>62515499bullish for america
