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no edition?no previous?/smg/ is not sending their best
>Oil falls more than 4% on report Pakistan is pushing for new U.S.-Iran talks with China’s backingWhat the fuck is wrong with the oil market? This isn't normal.
Attention all smiggersI am being financially rapedThat is all.
I’ve been raped and beaten financially speaking as well
Buy DRN faggets>>62517919>Now she's single with a kidMaybe it's time to rekindle that one. Not saying to marry her but if you compartmentalize both of you can forge that nostalgia into something real.
>>62517952
>>62517961Easy refiling. They can do whatever they want, it won't change the outcome.
>>62517960>wednesdaydear god
>>62517962You can outrun it.
>The European Union is at it again and, as usual, taking direct aim at GREAT American Companies! After having fined Apple, for no reason at all, 15 Billion Dollars, Meta, 3 Billion Dollars, Amazon 2.5 Billion Dollars, and many others, we have just been informed that Google, a truly advanced and amazing group, has been fined yet another 1 Billion Dollars, without explanation. This brings the Google total to over 18 Billion Dollars! This illegal and highly discriminatory practice started at these high levels during the first year of the Sleepy Joe Biden Administration, but it’s not going to continue during the Trump Administration. The United States of America is not a “PIGGYBANK” for Europe, nor will we allow it to be! Please let this TRUTH serve to represent that we will immediately initiate a 301 Investigation into the practice of “ROBBING” American Companies and, in turn, the American Taxpayer. The European Union will pay a very big price for this illegal and highly unethical conduct, which I have consistently warned them about. The penalties will be entirely reversed and, we anticipate, a substantial TARIFF to be placed on them at the earliest possible moment. Stay tuned! President DONALD J. TRUMPHe just can't give it a rest for one single day.
oilSHEIKSdid you re-up today?
how is it statistically possible to lose on almost every trade, even with spreads? wtf am i doing wrong?!
>>62517975She married the abusive chad and had his chad offspring, she will probably make some excuse for not having anons kid and possibly get him snipped, she could very well go back to her abuser like so many women do.The smart play here is to not rekindle shit, cut her off completely if he has feelings so they go away
>>62517975Just like one of my japanese H mangos!
>>62517985I have Trump fatigue in the same way I have nigger fatigue
EQNR, XOM, PBR shareholder reporting in.@62517989noone gives a shit about ur armchair hate
we have a positive green/red ID ratio ITT, bullish as fuck
AAAAAAPLEASE GODKILL ALL MAG7INCREASE THEIR CAPEXMY SEMI BAGS NEED PUMP
Good afternoon Death to Israel >Verification>not>required.
>>62517985>*decides to filters out Jewgle AdSense, Kikebook Ads, X Ads and so on right at root EU ISP and mobile providers*>takes 2h to implement by local techiesEurope has the possibility to do the funniest thing and make him go shit his pants when the meme7 lose 33% of their revenue overnight and he contemplates his precious stocks market sitting at -60% and still on its daily limit breakers.
Really important to have a job so you can use this top strategy
Fuck me, circumstances changed irl that I really should have been 100% cash last month. Going cash now means I lost a huge amount from these bullshit dumps where despite how good earnings are the stocks dump anyway, my guess it is funds deleveraging themselves. Well anyways I am in a position where I need to focus and holding all this garbage is clearly not conducive to my ability to focus. After all how can one focus when they see their portfolio escalator up and elevator down? Ughh I really should have just gone cash that one day but I didn't. Why the fuck did you not close out your positions past me! Fuck you, you should've sold, now our predicament is even worse!!! How the fuck am I getting the short end of the stick in almost every single aspect of life regardless of effort!?
And just like that Oil will never be above 90 again
This is time to get cautious as the planet of discipline and justice is going to be leaving you with no choice but to confront the raw truth. Saturn retrograde is a time to take accountability for your actions and to correct it after analysing where you went wrong- or you may have to pay the price for it. Some may be forced to correct their ways inorder to survive. You will have the good fortune to fulfill your duties which you had been neglecting previously. Retrograde in Aries will help you go into your subconscious self and correct your ways of thinking about justice. You will get opportunities to ponder the concepts of right and wrong, and come to logical and just conclusions. The point is in acting upon the knowledge that would be dawned upon you, so that you can be benefited by this retrograde of Saturn in Aries.This is financial advice.
we'd be on a generational tech sector bullrun right now if it werent for trump
>>62517962kewl frog
Is now a good time to invest in the Nikkei 225? Biggest dip since covid.
How do I make sure I don’t miss the SpaceX bottom?!
>>62517959i dont get it
>>62518019I miss Biden. It was just slow, boring, but stable green every day for 4 years, not whatever the fuck this shit is.
>>62518014skill issue
>>62518036Volatility is fun and will scare off the faggot retailers like (you)
AMFNbians report in. Looks like our lottery ticket hit
>>62518038Still in it and up 27% YTD, but not really a fan of casinos. Sorry not sorry.
>>62518041>Up 27%>Meaning he's making riskier gambles and not just doing the boring safe stuff>"not really a fan of casinos"lol
>>62518019>googl at 16 p/elast time it was this low it doubled in a year
I wonder what became of AI dashboards anonAlso post some music https://soundcloud.com/xngelblxde/ataraxiaAlso don't sleep on DRN.
>>62518040So far on target. Could keep moving up a bit more, but I expect some consolidation between 0.12 and 0.20 before we get above it for good.
>>62518038its weird when shit is at an ATH and clearly wayyyy overpriced there is an endless supply of faggots excited to baghold MU at 1200 or buy SPCX at 220but as soon as they put the littlest bit of fud on the goybox everyone thinks oil is going to $200 and we will be trading canned beans to surviveyou niggers are so allergic to buying the dip.. I told you to buy CCL yesterday. what do you faggots do? probably bought the top of oil.LMAO
>>62517985that's a lot of words, he definitely didn't write this, is this russia talking, it's so long winded and rambling sounds exactly like a putin speech about history
AI thesis has been proven so many times already, but the tech sector is still getting fucked.growing = le bubble meme is embedded so hard in the brain of the nomgroid its insane
>>62518052Nice pick. What's your price target before you sell CCL?
>>62518048Yes I prefer stable markets rooted in fundamentals instead of casinos dictated by TACO tweets. Doesn't mean I'm shaken out like you'd hoped. Sorry not sorry!
wowzers what a green day i don't think we could ever possibly go down again line just go up forever
>>62518058already sold it. try to catch it again under 26 when Iran blows up a boat againbuy AMZN or UBER would be my current shill
>>62518056It's AI ya doofus
>>62518049>>62518049i think it still might, in spite of trumpian market effect i bought in yesterday
I thought SpaceX mooned yesterday, but it says it's at 115 a share, what was everyone talking about
In 1482 sandisk sailed the ocean blue
>>62518049The issue being, the P/E won't take the CAPEX black hole into account.It's nice to throw 9000B into the pit, but if it only allows you to earn 15B more, it's not worth it.Worse than any government overpsending, even.
>>62518057i think todays bearish market was mostly institutional investors derisking because of the uncertainty around Iran and tariffs.Obvious place for them to take some profit was the AI stocks.
>google says they're going to spend money>chips go up>intel says they are making money>chips go down it's over this is all the confirmation that we're at peak spendKek
>>62518074their revenue growth on q1 was very strong though
>>62518051We need to shill more. This has potential
>>62518013I can't even get a job easily anymore. My job history has way too big of a gap! Where am I supposed to scrape up a salary? I've seen wfh call center style work but that obviously isn't going to work as I need a quiet place, a noisy place will just get me fired asap. Would be nice to stack up cash just to buy in on the dump.
>>62518074Two wordsGrowth company dude
>>62518081Say that you were a self employed investment banker during the gaps It's totally woke to say you took a break
>>62518074pretending to give a fuck about debt is just fud they use to shake people down before they run it back up again.they print money and own everything. they have a stake in anything>anthropic successfulGoogle owns it>quantum is realGoogle owns it>SpaceX stops sucking assGoogle owns itthey own the internet. they own the most face time hours of any company with YouTube. they print a bajillion dollars in ad revenue. they make phones and tablets.they are the everything tech company acting like they will fail is retarded. they cant fail because they are everything and all of the money. pretending to care about their cash on hand is retarded when they are literally bankrolled by Berkshire now and can raise infinity bonds at will that get overbought every single time the sell them
>>62518081lie on your CVeveryone does
Fed has to raise rate and crush AI bubble
>unmarried >childless >no gf>kids be calling me unc
I am still bagholding SNXX>when will the heeming end editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Fucking RALLY you CUNT!!!!!
How can people be down?You only trade when you know you can beat index funds.
>>62518111i didnt know that
>>62518090A cute 20 something woman held the door for me the other day at the post office and I said "thanks" and she replied "no problem sir"
>>62518090How do you do fellow unc
>>62518090>>62518115>>62518117Start NTRing your nephews' wives and gfs, just like in the h mangos.
>>62518115
>>62518094Is this the start of your villain arc?
>>62518115>sirThat's a Yank thing though isn't it.You all call each other Sir and Maam, even though it's lost all meaningfulness and sincerity.It's just a formality.
newfag hereTIL dividends don't reduce your shares numbers, only the valueso it's not entirely false that it's "free money"?
>>62518089I want to all port into TIPS talk me out of it
>>62518128I don't believe Americans call somebody their age of maybe up to +8years "sir".Maybe if he's 35, which he probably is.
>>62518129Dividends are shares the company creates out of thin air and gives to investors at market value, so the total number of outstanding shares increases, which dilutes the value of the shares existing before the dividend was issued. That's what buybacks are for, to keep the number of outstanding shares from ballooning. Dividends without buybacks are a red flag
BREAKING UPDATE: I am still financially ruined
>>62518086this, they can afford to do a huge capex because they are one of the few who are making ai with profits
>>62518115>siri eventually came around to liking when women started calling me this. coming from them it's not too far off from 'daddy'. i have to go to the landfill again to drop even more trash i forgot i had. i'm moving and have not done this process in sixteen years. the portfolio is doing... fine. kind of. i do want the resumption of the golden bull soon, however.
>>62518149I invested in Micron stock too, at $960.Now it's fucking $930. Ffs.Am seriously pissed right now.
>>62518162You're gonna love it at $700
>>62518166Nah.It will rally.Just got to HOLD THAT SHIT 'till Monday.
imagine how much googl would be pumping right now if the market wasnt so bearish
>>62518128No, typically you only say that to your elders or superiors
>>62518172You think the Koreans aren't panic selling first thing Monday?If FOMC is good Wednesday, no raise, we might get a slight relief rally. But we haven't bottomed yet.
>>62518181the market chases memes and hypes, not reality
>>62518149>I am still financially ruinedwhat about socially?
>went from Chud to UncFeels comfy
>green on safe folio (larger)>red on risky folio (smaller)>currently dcaing more into risky folioAll according to keikaku
>>62518172I anticipate a massive shakedown next week before FOMC on the 28th. we will probably see new lows across the board Monday or Tuesday and then its maybe bigly up Wednesday if rates aren't hiked and META/MSFT/QCOM/LCRX/ARM all report Wednesday so that shitshow will determine where we go from there... I'm thinking we bull for a little bit but who knows with all the fud and macro shit
WATAYA:>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
hey at least you didn't buy silver at over 100
>>62518203Yeah I bought at 75.>sound of hammer cocking
>>62518090>>62518115Start wizardmaxxing.Beard up and just let that shit go.
>>62518205well, at least your grandson will see those bags go back to even
>>62518201>BUYANUUUU memes>SELLANCalls>HODLNLLY>READANIlliterate>EATANCoconut chicken>DRINKANCheap champagne>FAPPANFatass wooty jugallettes>FEELANBretty okidoki
>>62518203At least you didn't miss out on selling it at 120 and see your 4x go to 2x
Europe bros, LDGL and chill. 4% yield and its cucking the semi cucks
how we feeling bout HOOD earnings on wedesday? im long till 115
Repeat after me: I WILL NOT revenge trade 0dtes
kek oil baggieskek tech baggieskek space baggies
Russia just attacked estonia
>>62518206>You will never wander the wilds, making gains and fucking bitches along the waywhy even live
if we figure out how to sell women into marriage to average men an era of human excellence will commence
>>62518201>BUYANNothing>SELLANSolded all my AMFN today>HODLNSGOVRIOTNIGVIDEO>READANI never read actual literature anymore, should start again>EATANHad an alambra breakfast taco this morning>DRINKANWater>FAPPANn/a>FEELANpic related
ORACLE holy FUCK
>>62518181Imagine how much it'd crash if retail didn't leverage into every dip
>>62518201>>BUYANnothing a bunch of expenses ate all my liquidity this month>>SELLANNo>>HODLNchippies>>READANproofreading a bunch of reports>>EATANchinese takeout>>DRINKANmonster zero ultra>>FAPPANasanagi>>FEELANits friday i feel great
>>LiveSquawk@LiveSquawk>Iran’s New Leader Is More Open To Pursuing A Nuclear Weapon, US Intelligence Says – @nytimes
>>62518235That's nothing compared to the astral plains and the dream world.Start meditating, psychadelics, and lucid dreaming.The Philosophers Stone is Mind in its true nature.In order to be a wizard first you need to be a sage.Once you have the Eye and see the nature of reality (without totally losing your mind) you can start inter-action.Also yeah lots of hot yoga hippie bitches down this path.
>>62518235wander: yesgains: slowlybitches: no
>>62518248You spooked me. Thought it had started going up or something
>>62518071it did?
>>62518257I don't want to say "it's a sure thing" but it feels inevitable that the company gets downgraded to junk bond status and the company just shits itself
>>62518201>BUYANSOXX>SELLANNothing.>HODLNS&P funds, tech picks, and KO>READANGibbons. He seems to have quite the fondness for Emperor Julian.Also re-reading a bit of the Age of Madness trilogy. Orso is a great POV character.>EATANChicken pot pie>DRINKANSome Blue Moon>FAPPANNon-descript Czech sluts>FEELANGud
>>62518258Why tho
>>62518263Gibbon* fuck my bagholding life
lol my 7400 spx butterfly i bought for .10 might pay off. max gain of $1400 for a risk of $10
I don't feel so good mumubros
DING DING DING DINGI just took a shit.
>>62518254fuck thattake aunt Datura's round trip to hellallow your subconcious to split from you so you may parlay with him, he has much to saylearn to anchor yourself to reality or lose yourself forevercome back a stronger man, or not at all
>>62518262Yeah but can we get in on one last dead cat bounce? That is the most important question
>>62518275I don't think so. They'd have to magically convince everyone that AI and especially open ai (50% of its future revenue) isn't a disaster
Wait , SLB up 10% on earnings, wtf.
>>62518263That reminds me, I've had Imperium and the Cicero books on my to do list for ages, if I wasn't such an illiterate fuck I would get around to them.
>>62518201>BUYANIBM>SELLANMy ass>HODLNMSFT>READANSome Star Wars EU stuff since I read everything out of order when I was a kid with no money and an understocked library>EATANSandwich with one slice of cheese and a lil mustard with a pop tart on the side>DRINKANWater>FAPPANGave up real porn on my birthday last month. Only hentai for me from now on.>FEELANStrange mixture of smart and retarded
>TA doesn't wor-ACK!
>>62518282retard
>BUYANBought back my GOOGL IC's but am starting to think I should have held. 1.5% to short strike just wasn't enough of a cushion for my liking though.>SELLANMore IC's next week, just need to regroup a bit>HODLNNothing lol>READANSurangama Sutra and Ciaphas Cain novels>EATANPhilly cheesesteak and spaghetti>DRINKANCoffee, later will be moscow mules>FAPPANERP with local models, we'll see where it goes>FEELANPretty demoralized, GOOGL earnings kind of fucked my ass but I'm good. Need to just get my nerve back
>>62518283>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcope
>>62518273
>>62518282Whoa
>>62518290
>>62517988You should just buy VOO and stop looking for get rich quick schemes. Find a job, work and ultimately DCA into VOO. That’s it. This whole thread fucking sucks btw. You’re all dumb as rocks.
Nasdaq having a nice volume driven shit right as the institutions position for the weekend.
>>62517959cool frogs
Another good day for call sellers
>>62518282does it pass the hagia sofia test?
>>62517988You need to realize the market is literally pure chaos and your success doesn't depend on how much time and effort you put into it. Like if you think "if I just work harder, study harder, and become more talented and smarter I'll do better" you're tricking yourselfthat thinking applies to near everything in life except market tradingHence why we go for index etfs
So how long until we get a new round of talks? I say Wednesday
>>62518300This is quickly getting old
I give up, I'm selling my blackrock income shit as well as verizon and at&t to short sneedisk into the fucking dirtdo with this information what you will and adjust your positions accordingly, 1.5xing my SNDQ position this afternoonfuck kikes
Soxl sisters, damage report?
>>62518274>subconcious to split from you so you may parlay with him, he has much to sayNot the best. The real shit is visions, what he has to show you. Nonetheless it's just your thinking mind, shitty LLM. The unseen and those who move in it are where it's at, and all that is nonverbal.>learn to anchor yourself to realityExactly, meditation. But not seeing into reality is a mistake.>come back a stronger man, or not at allIf you're lucky "you" die. Dude sucked anyway lol
>>62518282So you be telling me I need to get a drafting table?
>>62518282what does worack mean?
>>62518295Should have figured this out in 2023 lol
>>62518245you have to learn how to go outside
>>62518307your hands look weak, soft and chubby. trying to earn money is one thing but taking care of your body is just as important if not more important.
>>62518282TESLER!
>>62518296imagine all those juicy fresh stops set after 10:30 that went *pop* on the way downmight be bullish they didnt wait til monday to do that and set a new lower low at the same time
>>62518276I don’t know man… I need to fucking slurp something. I got 10k burning a hole in my pocket. Can only think of Spacex or Oracle now. For a quick 5-10% rebound next week!
>>62518313>go outside>there is no one outsidehuge
you have to be fucking kidding me.
>you been market maked
SPCX bottom is $69 in several monthsSPCX top next cycle years from now will be $420
>>62518318Start looking at individual sectors
>>62518282>crack!
>>62518318HOOD unironically. earnings 7/29. PDT rule lift, beat expectations 5/6 of the last earnings, missing one by a penny on EPS. banking and credit card roll-outs are big business, crypto and prediction market revenues are coming out. its trading $20 off what it was like a couple weeks ago. real easy win here.
ATTENTION DUELISTS:My hair would like to announce that it it now trans female.
>>62518306Only in that I should have written calls an hour ago when they were worth 5 dollars more a contract.
>>62518328>pov you say Babe
>>62518306hagia sophia pattern, here comes the big up spike trust the plan
Fill up your gas tanks today.
>tech baggiesLMAO>meanwhile
Kioxia is still eating shit
>>62518303Iwti need to be above 100
what kind of drugs are technical analysts on? https://www.tradingview.com/chart/NFLX/VPrKSvEj-NFLX-NVDA-Hagia-Sophia-WARNING/
>>62518335Yeah I was looking at that too. And Klarna. Down 10% this week and they just announced they’ll be the financial instrument for Apple’s new hardware leasing program. And Apple got their report next week in which I’m sure they’ll discuss it. Just the fact of such a massive company making tiny little Klarna their partner should make the stock soar, even if that program is a bust. But yeah HOOD is interesting too. Maybe I’ll just pour more into OWL. I have no idea what their report will be like next week though.
>>62518353I smoke weed all day
>>62518340>babeposting makes a comeback>hormussy opens Aug 1>NVDA 350>SPCX 400 then closes the year at 33>AAPL tardcharges to 1000>MU is deleted from exchanges and can only be traded in human blood>Houthis switch sides>Ukraine annexes russiaScreencap this
Who is trump gonna shill on his nook talk?
Well gang, lost it all at the casino. Never trust a fucking jeet company, Google fucked me and i fell for the shill. I'll be back, soon.
Cam on intel dump to 89
the jeet in your machine
>>62518362Good thing I've been stockpiling human blood.
>>62518201I fucken that buffet quote
>>62518365saaar... saar... tsk tsk. google is dalit stinky bladdy brown paki stock saar.Please kindly do the needful and redeem Brahmin Mahindra stocks.
KOSPI is not gonna be happy about these numbers RN bros....
>>62518309yeeees! Everyone doing anything more complicated TA is retarded and overthinking
Who here holding Intel stock?How are you coping right now?
>>62518365I understand now why jeets get so much hate. They'll just get blamed for your retarded decisions and incompetence
MU is just going to crab until the next earnings, isn't it
>>62518379i am broadly invested in the nasdaq
>>62518380Brown hands typed this post
hehe
>>62518380you just lost izzat saar.
>>62518380>You shouldnt have trusted me saar you are white you should be smarter
>>62518382I hope not.I've got £1000 invested in it and it's tanked today.Not in a good mood.
>>62518201>BUYANGoogle>SELLANAMFN>HODLANINFQ>READANTao Te Ching and the Short Stories of Anton Checkov>EATANChick-fil-A rn>DRINKANCoffee by day. Jefferson's Reserve by night>FAPPANVids of my ex wife throating my hog>FEELANExtreme depression
Fuck me I was right, fake pump to lure people in. I should've sold my bags when I had a chance
>>62518382Stop talking. Permanently
>>62517988market guessing doesnt get better with timemostly stupid luck helps
>NYT: Iran’s New Leader Is More Open to Pursuing a Nuclear Weapon, U.S. Intelligence Says>The previous supreme leader, who was killed early in the war, had renounced nuclear weapons. U.S. spy agencies believe his son is more interested in building a bomb.FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING EXCEPT URNM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62518393Actually he just lost >>62518387>>62518395Trust what? Did the CEO of Google give a pricepoint for the stock?
>>62518231Why? I’m up 0.11% today on oil.
>3.35% apr on 100% cash
>>62518405what is that all?
>>62518406Notice how he doesn't even deny being an Indian, take notes bros
>>62518400I'm not gay so I won't fuck you
ironically bullish if he doesn't taco and eu cucks
>>62518201Bough Todayt:JEPQAMZNSKHY (smol)QCOM (slightly less smol but smol)HOOD (smol)Sold today:CCL0dte calls I made few hundred onHolding:UBER bags absolutely fucking rugging into closeGOOGL bagsPEP greenCash/BND @ ~50% of port
>>62518405It’s like murdering his father and niece affected his sense of self preservation and anger level somehow.
>>62518415I'm not a bro so I won't take notes
KEVIN I'M GETTING FUCKED HERE
Warsh is going to hike next week, Trump will bomb Iran hard this weekend, and the SPX will end the week down 5%
>>62518419His son was known to be much more hawkish for many years. It's no surprise
I told uAnyways, it seems like the best way to make money now is to gradually buy the dip until the bottom is in, then full-port all your dry powder in, sell when it goes up 5% and immediately go into SNDQ. Too much work. Have to actively watch the goddamn graphs. No way.>>62518382OHO! It's going to mega beat on September and lead to the greatest stock market crash since 2008, even harder if it actually misses.>>62518412That's terrible, faggot. I have most of my cash locked in 4.5% IRA whatever it is for 2 more years. I didn't read the fine print. All I know is I still outperformed that bagholding memory for too long.
>>62518412I was going to ridicule you, then I realized we are amongst RAMbaggies and Grokxbaggies.
>>62518422I dont know if he can with the 30 year start 5.2. US is looking fucked.
WE NEED A MEMORY BAILOUT
>>62518405there's no way jimmy carter administration was this dumber and stupider than this one.
I usually have a pretty high pain tolerance but I’m starting to scared pls bobo
I caught the knife on UBER I dunno wtf is going on but whatever fuck it
>>62518434*pours a bag of tacks under the table*
>>62518430Only way to bring down the 30 year is to hike and contain longer term growth/inflation expectationsHe will 100% choose pain on the front end vs the long end
THERE'S A COLDNESS IN THE AIRBUT I DON'T CARE
>>62518442>He will 100% choose pain on the front end vs the long end
SCHD chads where are you
>>62518442he was on the fed board in 2007/2008 during the crash and all they did was lower rates to 0% and print infinity moneywould be a safe bet that's what he does again lmao
>>62518448Gonna get calls away. But buying oil cause this in the bottom.
>>62518415I'm not gonna deny any allegation. It's always americans that see in point in somebody not denying an allegation they made up in their mind.You didn't deny my claim that your decision was retarded and you're incompetent >>62518380
>>62518443NO WAY DUDE I SOLD MY 90P INTC STRADDLE AT 96 BECAUSE IT WAS STATIC FOR OVER 2 HOURS FUUUUUCK I LOST MONEY ON IT BUT COULD BE UP 40% NOWERRREEEEEEEEEEPRETEND I USED THIS WOJAK REEEEEE
>>62518346A question. Would high inflation and high bond yield be bad for this type of etfs?
>>62518431i was within 10% of breaking even on SNXX this week, probably should've sold and quit this nigger market until the kike war is overi'll wait until August 5th but after that I'm done, this faggot company is going sub-$1,000 by the end of September, fuck sneedisk
>>62518454if you don't deny it, then you are guiltyif you deny it, that shows you got triggered and thus that the allegation hit the nail in the headthis is called female/foid arguing or a kafkatrap
>>62518427>>62518428Don't worry bros I make money on stocks. Going all cash now is the play. When RAM hits single digits it will make a lot of people rich.
>>62518448ETFs are for cowards
>>62518463I like my 13% dividend cagr ty
>>62518463Really. Do you check SPCH?
>>62518434kek
>>62518461In all seriousness, I feel rather comfy with my oversized "emergency fund," which I just consider a liquidity pool.
>SPCX is down 38% from ATHHow many of you are bagholders?
>>62518460Do people really do this? I know who Kafka is, and that he's a fag, but not that this tactic is tied to him.
>>62518457high inflation is bad for everything except bonds.
Be careful out there baggies
>>62518476In space bags are weightless
the tranny that LARPs as a made man says his two largest holdings were INTC and NOK>INTC -28% 1 month>NOK -32% 1 monthboth still overpriced. both still shit companies. I don't get it I think the estrogen rots your brain
>>62518461I feel like going cash would have been a good play several weeks ago. Now I’m too afraid of selling the bottom. Luckily I already had some cash reserves ready to slurp when we started to dip, though I was a little too heavy handed with my slurps early on, I thought we would’ve at least stabilized by now. So what little cash reserves I have now are stretched thin and I can’t slurp RAM as much as I wanted. Close to 500 shares tho
I bought calls to hedge my bobofolio
>>62518454>seething over Americans Jesus christ I may be retarded but at least I'm not a bitch nigga like you
>>62518477is this your first day on the internet?here we don't have our faces plastered next to our postsso when someone calls you brown they are immediately setting a kafkatrap
Sounds like all us stonks bro's are losing today. Ffs.
>>62518495Not everyone is in Tech anon
>>62518495I'm up 0.52% but I am starting to accumulate bags and I don't like having bags. I never have bags. having bags isn't my thing
>>62518493bitch you lost money to indians, lmao
>>62518495My SCHD is up and keeping me from being totally btfo, but it's overall not great
>>62518491why is xhe like this?
>Soxl erases all gains an hour before weekly closePottery
>>62518502>doesn't deny he's an Indian>seethes about Americans Nigger no matter how much money I lose, at least I'm still white. You will forever be a street shitter.
>>62518505the rugging will continue until retail capitulates. as soon as they blow up their leveraged accounts. the exact fucking millisecond they say "I'm done with this shit" we are going to be so fucking green lmao
I.Just.Want.To.Make.Some.FUCKING.MONEY.why the FUCK did I put all my money into semiconductor shit
>>62518495No, but if it makes you feel better I was at 0.25% on the year until yesterday.
>>62518490You could sell half and hope it dips more. There might be some recovery between Sun-Tues tho. Tough call
>>62518507you lost tranny
>>62518512you are in a crab market, nobody makes money
>>62518521Option sellers do
>>62518486Lost it all on Rocket Lab calls and leverages? Supposedly he was set for life 3 times if he had just gotten out lel but he kept gambling
>>62518512> he's not in it to summon demonsThink long term. Maybe it's time to rethink your investment goals
>>62518232They did not, but don't worry, they will undoubtedly do so in the not too distant future; the escalating bombardment-by-proxy is going to force Putin to carry out some kind of response
Pushing MU back down underwater of the 50 day before the weekend is bad. It was the only one dram/nand name showing any technical strength. They're gonna wash that shit out more next week.
>>62518448Have 110k in schd and schy senpai
>>62518527If these digital demons would TURN A FUCKING PROFIT I'd be down
>>62518485It's the opposite. High inflation is good for everything except bonds. Inflation causes a double whammy to bonds. Firstly, it reduces real returns. Secondly, inflation means higher interest rates, which means the value of existing bonds drops.
>>62518537Just look at Venezuela's stock market
>>62518520You will never be white, ranjeesh
>>62518514I want to see us all winners and making money desu.I only just started investing on Monday, and was happy with my small gains each day until I got home from work today and all my profit was wiped out and then some.I guess that's how it goes sometimes though.I'm learning from you /smg/ guys though. And you're a lot more interesting than the boring twats on brit/pol/ that just complain about immigrants all day.
I've managed to go negative ytdpretty impressive
QQQ down 9% from ATH while every company has record earnings but orange nigger cant stop sucking Jew cocks lmao.
>>62518542Doesn't matter lil bro
>>62518543>I only just started investing on Monday,Really? That's wild. Hell of a first week. Anyway, like all us uncs here are telling you, it's about being patient. Finance is an endurance sport. Just don't buy memes everyone is spamming.
>>62518543If you're gonna hodl long you gotta be prepared to ride out the volatility. These red days are nothing compared to some fun years weve had.
>>62518549>doesn't matter I'm not whiteOh but it doesn't, poojeet. It really does
>>62518550but that is not exciting and doesn't make for funny posts...
>>62518550GRRRanon will winanyways what are these memes you refer to?
>>62518555OK maybe buy some small positions of meme shit for the lulz.
>>62518549
>>62518555Trips for funny post meme stocks going up in the power hour?
>>62518555yes that's the trouble with patient investing
>>62518554Didn't matter to the CEO of the company that ripped you off, lmao retard money gone
>>62518512You're supposed to buy low and sell high my dude
>>62518558If there is an "xitter community" for the stock, don't buy it.
>>62518563>investingwait you guys aren’t just trading?
>>62518558God I hope so smigger, eaRRRnings in about 3 weeks could be make or break.
>>62518545*record earnings that they're immediately spending on bullshit that has 0 returns and depreciates to nothing in 3 to 5 years
>>62518545The war doesn't help because risk off but you've really got wall street screaming amongst themselves>it's peak AI spend, fly back to the mags>it's not peak AI spend look at how google's guiding, put your money in picks and shovelsAnd no real consensus among them. You can see like right the fuck now looking at the Q's dueling buy/sell volumes. No one's made up their mind.
>>62518543>>62518552if you bought the panic today you are probably going to make it. if you panic sold today you are NGMI. if you use leverage or margin you are probably ngmi. if you have a job and buy shares every week of cheap good companies or indexs (not 200 p/e Intel or 60 p/e SOXX) you are probably going to make it
>>62518488INTC you can at least make a case it is essentially nationalized so won't go to 0, but no clue about NOK.
>>62518568>tradingwait you guys aren’t just gambling?
>>62518564Yup, and I was wrong to believe a ranjeesh would fuck me. I can learn from this, make my money back, and continue. But no matter what you will always be brown, poor, and inferior. Nothing can ever change that for you. You and I are different, I got fooled, you ARE the fool, and always will be
>>62518568i switched to longs on sso and qld about a year ago. now i just sit and wait and dump more cash in to them periodically. i used to be fun. i used to lose money in very exciting ways.
>>62518515Yeah I’ll prob just bag hold instead of risk it. If RAM does a rip similar to SOXL this past cycle I’ll prob make about 7 years worth of my income from my normie job with what I have now
>>62518525Yep, im set for life probably just a small fraction of what he had and i dont do margin or options just kind of take it easy ,take profit too soon no need for home runs, sold most everything earlier today before i saw that tweet, just waiting for a fat pitch . All that crazy shit will catch up to you
>>62518427>I told u>Anyways, it seems like the best way to make money now is to gradually buy the dip until the bottom is in, then full-port all your dry powder in, sell when it goes up 5% and immediately go into SNDQ. Too much workYeah ;_;
Damn I sure do feel stupid
>>62518578Graveyards are full of people who thought they had more time.
>>62518584be that as it may
>>62518578I'm going to go QLD spam when I think we have bottomed. wanna see how FOMC goes first but that shit is primo
>>62518578Then why are you here? I wouldn't waste my time here if I was investing like that
>>62518584Your mom is full of my semen.
I engaged in my first homosexual act today. First of many.
>>62518530The dream. My house is paid off and I have in a cheap rural area. I could cut back to part time work and still live comfy on those divvies.
high speed fibre optic cables to new york
>>62518590Buying tesla?
>>62518592Based and flash boys pilled.
>>62518577shut up brokie ,din't read til the end
>>62518590Gotta grow your principal somehow
How do I keep my wife from finding out how the stock market is doing
>>62518570Google showed more AI usage, more search usage overall so it wasn't just cannibalizing old school google search, accelerating cloud revenue, and accelerating search revenue. Google's position internally is that they're making money on AI. They then guided capex higher and set off everyone deciding whether they should believe google or not.
>>62518577Cry more loser
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?And it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you... this will be my last ding post of the month. I'll return some time in early August.
>>62518601We're going to the same thing aren't we?Sure you can't ding ding ding post from there?
FUCK my 7400 butterfly was so close to hitting
>>62518590I just saw a fat tranny on an electric scooter with a pride flag was that you?
<MSFTWhat the fuck happened?
>>62518601shut up
>>62518600>>62518595Indians are fucking seething itt
>>62518601Not opening my portfolio since I am only in banks and semis.
>>62518601>it’s fucking nothing
>>62518601>+$1,465.18 (+0.94%)
>>62518597turn your computer monitor to face the wall; this should be sufficient enough deception to befuddle the average foid>>62518595you are the brownest poop-smellingest subhuman brownoid gorilla nigger on this entire board and this cesspool is already browner than a turd in a punchbowl
>>62518608they must be out of jam
>>62518610you are supposed to full port 3x leveraged semiconductors and then hold them for 3 months while they bleed and post "HOW IS THIS HAPPENING"
didn't lose no money, especially not to an indian, lmao
>>62518601Gains frog, hope your vacation is great
>>62518608Because you lost all your money? Lmao
>>62518601could've been worse, or betterToday: -0.45%This Week: -1.53%This Month: -5.48%This Year: +19.04%From Peak: -8.53%12 Months: +12.02%>>62518602I might be busy during ding posting time, and I also don't know if I'll have reliable internet. So I want to set expectations accordingly.
Good afternoonDeath to Israel
>>62518597Women don't pay attention to the market, but they do have a strong intuition about your anxiety levels. Meditate. Ground yourself. Don't think about it, and neither will she.
>>62518601If you think I'm checking today your out of your mind
>>62518602>>62518601Is there a smigger meetup I wasn't invited to? You goys are all I have left <3:__:
>>62518601-0.92%. I have only myself to blame for my losses. I still bogled into SPY.
>>62518601Day -0.1%Week +1.8%
>>62518601-5.5%
>>62518615Nice try but that was me in 2022
-.87% what the fuck
>>62518601>downs 0.24%>didn't sell my calls>nothing happened>lost a lil moneyRad
>>62518626Day: +3,87%Week: -3,38% lelReally got saved today
>>62518624I don't know where that other anon is going. We might be going to the same place. But I know I won't have reliable cell service, and I'm cheap as fuck so I won't be paying for internet.
>>62518582Nah, I didn't 'told u'. It was poking fun at absolutely no bears being around when semis are up but suddenly claiming they were warning us all along when they dump.
>>62518635Where are you going Mr. Ding? On a nice well earned vacay?
>>62518601i got fucked again, it's over
>>62518601+0.66%+0.84%
>>62518638Yes, it's a vacation. I'm not doxing myself by telling you where. Like I said, I won't have reliable internet. So you can assume I'm sailing across the ocean or on an arctic expedition or hiking the desert or spelunking or a safari or something.
>>62518648How long will it be? Are you going with anybody?
>>62518638We're going to ground invade Iran for a bit, no biggie.
>>62518648Stay safe, we will miss you Mr. Ding <3
>>62518652i'm also mr ding >>62518273
>>62518653>>62518653>>62518653
>>62518650Be back the first week of August. Not 100% sure what day. No, I'm not traveling alone.>>62518652Thanks, but I wouldn't mind if I got killed in a peaceful way on this trip.
>>62518601down 0.92% todayup 0.36% this week
>>62518618>dumb shit skins can't even tell different posters apart by IDLol you will never be white that other dude is right
