Fed edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62517952
Greetings, fellow feds.
>Its another weekend episode>Three days of thinking about market mistakes I have made this week>Only to dump again Monday after waiting eagerly for markets to reopenHow did this become my life fr fr
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>Trump is just crashing the market with no survivors then pumping it back up with insider trading>Hedgies literally just rotating money back and forth between tech and semis to fuck over retail>Gooks getting margin called and dumping their shares every nightI'm so tired. Give me Biden's boring economy back please.
> futures
Are we done crashing out over indians?
Not happy about my day today lads
>>62518666you want bidens -20% '22 back ?
Are the Koreans going to come in with the steel chair tonight?
>>62518672I have it on good authority every single day in 2022 was a gradual green.
>>62518663I'M GONNA RAPE THIS PUSSY
2 more years of this shit
>>62518675the kospi show doesn’t come back until Sunday
>tried to buy IONQ just before closure but got too greedy and placed it too low so it didn’t go throughWatch IONQ moon on Monday.
>>62518675Its saturday in Korea, last night was their Friday.Monday morning they may choose to resume raping the global economy.
>>62518672Goddamn, 22-23 was straight retarded.
when was the last time we had a historic peace deal or ultimate victory? feels like it's been awhile.
>Chairman/owner of SK group (includes SK Hynix) was a small-time nobody with a company known for making video and casette tapes>Marries then-president Roh's daughter, and gets huge financial and political push from the government, which turned SK into a big tech corporation today>Chairman few years ago cheated on his wife with a much younger mistress, already has a babby>Divorce and the court case for the division of money was big news circus for years, with courts overturning each other several times. Sometimes the ex wife gets nothing, sometimes she gets a lot.>Today the court says the ex-Wife gets roughly 644 million USD.Was the younger pussy worth 644 million USD and years of national ridicule? The post-nut clarity was probably ball-crushingly depressing.
>>62518667>pollen! fuck yes!
>>62518681>>62518683I forgot how time zones work
>>62518674Love the zesty nig in the back
>>62518672All I remember was that green line went consistently up after COVID. At the very least it was a great final 2 years of his term. I don't believe Trump will manage the same since he comes up with new trade wars every few months.
>>62518691That's ok smiggy wiggy its been a long week :3
Didn’t know SpaceX had a launch tonight. Should have bought. As long as it didn’t explode then the stock will, in a good way.
SOFI dumping before earnings, that means it won't dump after right? Right?Haha I'm gonna get raped
>>62518702>the stock will, in a good way.Lol, are you talking about the AI company SpaceX?
>>62518680I want to get rich off of EWY and KORU and whore monger in South Korea
>>62518691it’s always a bit sobering when the closing bell rings on Friday
>>62518702
>>62518702I'll buy when they dissolve their space travel teams and repurpose all the smartest rocket scientists to figure out how to make AI profitable
Best way to pick tech companies is find one with Indian ceo/coo. Great innovators and not afraid to trim the fat and hire cheaper labor
>>62518705>he thinks fundamentals matter more than sentiment and social media engagementOhh you sweet summer child
>>62518697spx got heem'd in '22>market was restart pumped from stimmy checks and now running out>china continued covid lockdowns causing widespread supply chain shortages>Ukraine war breaking out causing more shortages>high oil and inflation
>>62518689
>>62518719>restartlol*retard
Explain why I shouldn't buy voo instead of gambling with semiconductors
>>62518719Like I said, after COVID ended it was a fairly straight line up. You could pick literally any stock that dumped during it and be green forever.
>>62518716Lol
You did buy DRN correct?
>>62518689>>62518720>Korean had baby>gets punished for itThey’ll never solve the fertility crisis
>>62518728This shit looks like it would give you a heart attack.
>>62518689>Was the younger pussy worth 644 million USD and years of national ridiculeYes.
>>62518680I would SUCK a FART out of her ASS like hitting a BONG
>>62518667His greed will be the end of him.
>>62518724Need to update this, but the point still stands
WATAYA:>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
imagine being trapped in memi over weekend
>>62518667i dont get it
>memory is fucking over rotate into software and dump semis>WAIT, software is spending gorillions and are not doing jack fucking shit, dump it and back to semis>NEVERMIND, semis are reporting the greatest earnings in the history of earnings maybe ever, this is bearish as fuck rotate to software NOW>oh FUCK google just increased capex spending HOLY SHIT its over its going to zero jump to semis fucking nowi have rotation fatigue
>>62518747>BUYAN tqqq>SELLANgoog, bought yesterday>HODLNmsft>READANmuvluv>EATANcrackers>FAPPANhopefully not>FEELANgood
>>62518725'23 and '24 were good but nothing crazy there were better years before covid was a thing
>>62518753gotta stabilize in minors
>>62518750I'd give a better than 50% chance kospi slurps on Sunday. Not great not bad.
>>62518762I never said it was crazy. I said it was boring. Boring is good compared to what we have now.
>>62518750This must be the one of the oldest /generals/ on my korean talmudic biscuit and crochet internet portal. No one under 35 knows who Clarissa is, right? Or do the zoomers watch the reruns on their tikky toks?
>oil goes up 10% because of verified closures of two important choke points>goes down 5% on one report of Pakistanis talking to Iran about restarting talksWhat the fuck is wrong with this market?
>>62518702Be glad you didn't. You really don't want to sit on that shitcoin. It might go up 3% only to dump another 5% immediately after.
>>62518768I wonder where Clarissa is now?Is she living a good life.. or is she a crack whore living in a trap house somewhere in LA?..
>>62518767I kinda like the opportunity this market presents. Just gotta play it differently. Yeah sometimes I think I'd rather a market I could just park my money in nasdaq and forget about. But I market that dumps wildly is a money doubler if you play it right.
>>62518750who's the hag?
>>62518679Wednesday also has SK Hynix releasing their earnings. Such a massive week.
>>62518776>pakistan will save the market
This place feels like a bunker for the 10 demotivational threads per day we get.Death to Israel and China
>>62518790needs a seething nick fuentes and its gem
WHEN NEXT AMD MOON I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE
>>62518768median age of a typical chan user must be 30+ at this pointwe got old
>>62518796>AMDYou should have bought Nvidia if you want to go to the moon.
>>62518767>preferring boring marketNigger life isn't any fun when things are boring. Volatility and huge swings give you opportunities to make money and keep things interesting. Don't be a bitch
Anons help, I have around $25000 to invest, Im gonna use this money as part of a house down payment, what do I invest in for growth, im looking for stability. CDs are too slow, but I cant risk it with faster trades, im looking to add into it and use a part of it in 4-8 years.
So is anon getting it on with zoomettes orI sponsored this half white/half thai sister in Bangkok for some time. No regrets.Also buy oil companies.
>>62518653
>>62518804I believe MU will safely double over the next year. Buybacks begin in December with capacity to buyback 40% of outstanding shares. It may trade sideways/down until then but it will be over $1,500 next year, each earnings should be better than the last. Not financial advice!
>>62518601-1.45 poo centCould be worse. Enjoy your vacation dinganon, honestly surprised you’re spending money on yourself
>>62518768I got the reference boss. My favorite show was Pete and Pete
>>62518679So much important stuff having earnings and it's coinciding with a FED meeting week that could see a rate hike. My last hope for a pump. Idk if its worth holding calls expiring in November if everything just dumps.
>>62518804Speaking of MU, something beats down Micron every time it tries to maintain $1000. If it gets there, it seems like a good opportunity to short. I've stayed out of this actually schizophrenic market the whole month, though. Too wounded to accept more risks.
>>62518804You mean you want to grow it then use some of it as downpayment for house down the line?Yolo into NRGU.
"people" ITT got scammed by indians
>>62518804>Fat dividend>Resisted today's tech dump>The future king of quantumIBM
The short leg in my sandisk bear call spread lost 10k today
>>62518825never mind I’m stoned
>>62518816Hell yeahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkGtGt1L6iU&t=27s
>>62518803Ok you can go be a nigger thug lyfe or whatever. Not my problem.
>>62518829Based
Buy weed and psilocybin stocks
>>62518839I only invest in physical weed.
>>62518778Apparently she's been bretty busy. >>62518798Yeah, you're probably right, just didn't notice.
Oh wow look at this pic of sitcom chicks that are now old. Wowweee I didn't know Debra Barone and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are nearly the same age....>Debra is almost a full 2 decades older than Sabrina>inb4 most anons don't believe me and look it up>tfw the southern euro genes are significantly better>tfw Debra is the older one>tfw Debra is nearly 2 decades older than SabrinaIn other news, my portfolio is just getting wrecked and wrecked. I'm hoping the meetimg next week results in no rate hikes and an annoucement that there will be none in 2026. He can retract it later, I just want out of my option holding, I'll take just 50% of my losses back and skip away happily, I don't even need a fill refund AIEEEEEEE!!!!
when all the red shit I'm hodling flips and goes green I'm gonna be so happy
>>62518816>>62518829>NAAAANAAAANAAA NAAAAAALoved that shit.>muh childhood>muh nostalgia
Fuck you faggot
>>62518776At this point I only expect oil to go parabolic the moment the oil reserves are drained and less than 24 hours remain before gas stations suddenly raise the cost of a gallon of gas to $100+ knowing there is no supply coming so may as well charge obscene amounts for the last bit. If this happens well at least I finally get closure, my portfolio option holdings get their value destroyed but there will be sooooo many cheapies to buy up.>>62518808I'd wife a woman that looks like that. Pls anon, pls tell me she isn't a whore for money?
>>62518831I'll never understand people like you. Look how shitty and full of niggers the world has become in the past 20 years, you guys are playing the long game when the world won't even be worth living in 29 years from now. What's the fucking point of trying to have money for retirement when you're going to be old and tired and surrounded by niggers? The best odds you've got is trying to make some quick money and live your life before it becomes unbearable to even leave the house. Tomorrow isn't guaranteed
So is the Japanese debt bubble going to burst?
>>62518856world's always been covered in niggers bro merchants made bank surrounded by actual african baboons wild animals and straight up cannibals in colony times. A few uppity blacks in your neighborhood is nothing compared to that. Nah bruh get off twitter we stack
>>62518841>wifey thinks I'm going out to mow the lawn>really going out to get high in the middle of the day(and mow the lawn)
FIATmogged by EU.
>>62518865It's only going to get much much worse. You can be old and frail with all the money in the world but there won't be any place worth going to or life that isn't niggerfied. You do you
>>62518871We didn't pick the design yet. Still having a public vote.
>>62518874>implying aryans haven't always been 1000 to 1 to the lower racesyou're soft, b. plus you're retarded
>>62518877Never said anything about aryana just white people in general. White population in the US went from 90 percent in the 80s to 50 percent since then. With niggers and browns multiplying en masse, it's only going to get worse. Although I suspect you're some kind of shit skin yourself so it doesn't bother you
>>62518853bicycles are the future
>LOSE YOUR FUCKING SHIRT MONDAYLOSE YOUR FUCKING SHIRT MONDAYI just want you smiggers to know next week will probably be the most volatile week of the entire year. War, oil, debt, bonds, gook markets, earnings and FOMC rate hike decision.
I honestly don't know why they haven't done more stimulus/bailouts at this point. they look totally incompetent at this point.
>>62518887yeah it was 1% white and 99% literal abo browns in egypt but our aryan ancestors ruled just fine for thousands of years you're a pussy bro whites are always a fraction of nig populations always have been unless you're an atlantean there IS no super white utopia to "retvrn" to
>>62518906>buying MU on margins is dumb Broken clock
>oilno.>electricityno.>alternative fuel cellsno.>pedal poweryes!
>>62518875I voted for this, what about you anon?
>>62518653I bought 120k of KORU at 19.30. I dont feel do good.
>>62518912I shat on all the memphis minimalist corporate assgarbage and scribble dibble bullshit designs. Don't care if it's birds or people, just make it look presentable.
>>62518844I mean I like having had a great childhood, educated parents, millions in the bank, and a youth of prime pussy but yea... we definitely arent aging well. That is fair.
I'm down 30k this week
>>62518909Yeah and it's only going to get worse until they flood every fucking corner. Whay do you not get? We aren't talking about thousands of years ago, we are talking about right now
>>62518914It could've been worse. You could've bought the picotop.>>62518920And adding to that, yes, haha big boob Greta, I'd rather have her than the noname opera singer they put on the €5.
>>62518925Oh so it's going to be 1000 times as good as our ancestors had it except we'll have even more tools and wealth to deal with it? Epic bro I'm le sooo worried. Are you a fucking retard or what, dawg?
>>62518891if this were true we would be sitting at 250/barrel.
>>62518871>>62518912I really liked Design H, clean, pretty birds.Also what sick fuck actually put corporate Memphis up as a candidate holy shit.
>>62518812the Indian CEO sold hundreds of millions of dollars at 1200 and you are holding bags and shilling themLMAO
>>62518928You're obviously some kind of brownoid so your feeble mind can't comprehend what I'm talking about. Keep shilling Indian ceo companies for your village
>>62518908dude i am absolutely floored they stopped at the 1776 payments for service. they have to be waiting till closer to midterms or something>>62518861unlikely, out of any country i would expect japan to be the biggest candidate for actually increasing living standards from here. huge capital account surplus
I AIN'T FROM DALLAS BUT I D-TOWN BOOGIE
>>62518939Yesssss bro everyone who isn't joining you in the suicide ditch waiting to die is indian yessss dude that's so awesome.Keep uh, being scared of "browns" and dying I guess I'll be living my life and planning for the future for my family and kin bye bye little bitch bye byeeee~ history wont remember you buh-byeeeee now~
>>62518941>japanwait i'm retarded. ignore
>>62518870>get high with my girlfriend>fuck her face>mexicans do my landscaping I don't even know their names and never talk to them
Microshart looking weak on that daily close
>>62518936What would you invest in, im trying to avoid your pic.
>>62518906Lose your shirt monday was this week
>>62518679>>62518818hooly FUCK i would just buy an OTM call lotto ticket (if i had the money)
>>62518954It's lose your fucking face monday next week.
>>62518952I'm 50% BND/CASH and like 10% JEPQrest is in PEP, AMZN, UBER, GOOGL, QCOM and TMI'm just going to DCA this stuff every like 2% drop and I'm keeping an eye on a re-entry for PG and CCLHOOD is appealing but I don't want to gamble earnings. I will buy it if they tank thoughUSAR is getting interesting. it has been raped so hard I think the pain ends around 12 at worst.HCA maybeIBM on a pullback
>>62518952Chillin in SGOV selling options to stupid niggas
How badly do you guys reckon SPCX will crash if Starship blows up on the pad?
>>62518966bigly. I also think all of QQQ would rug hard as fuck if that happens
>>62518946brown
Ah, another long weekend of imagining my own rape on Monday. Bliss!
>>62518966bullish for oileverything is bullish for oil
>>62518975>every weekends' a long one when im bag holding!
>>62518927I genuinely don't understand their choice of personalities to put on the billsI'm 100% bird team
>>62518971
>>62518966God I wish that happens. Might actually slurp if it does.
Maybe I shouldn't be leveraged until this downtrend is broken.
>>62518966DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME SMIGGY
>>62518934E or F for me
SPCX BROS RISE UP
>>62518966I have puts to buy! Why does it have to be today when I get paid next week?
>>62518923Idk anymore, probably another 5 figures
>>62519037There’s plenty of downside left. I anticipate a bump before earnings before the selling really continues from this point.
>>62518753Not a problem when you invest in REAL companies
>>62519054I'm thinking dump before FOMC and pump on earnings/no hike
>>62519036>still going down in the aftermarketWhat the hell is his problem?
>>62518703GOOGL went to shit before earnings only to get new lows after the ER. It's over.
>>62519057It's not the FOMC we need to worry about. It's the BoJ rate decision the day after.
Of course SpaceX has a launch after hours. Market manipulators
The booster failed so that counts as a failure. SPCX to $0.
>>62518841>smoke it all, today
>>62519057>retard pump on fomc dump on earnings
>>62519057For tech sure. As the biggest spic X bear on this board, even I think it’s oversold. The lockups will cause more selling pressure but I could see some fomoing in before earnings by retail. As well as short covering.
>>62519095Oversold relative to SPY and QQQ perhaps. But just wait until the oil driven recession hits. My target is sub $69 next year.
>>62519100I’m in for the long haul
next week MSFT increased capex guidance is going to be the second plane to hit the AI tower
>>62519014>>62518934I think I like D the most. I like burds, and I find them aesthetically nice. I want the face of D with the back of H.And if we have tu put up with people, then the F is rather nice and fun to me.
>>62519109It's funny to me that investors react negatively to high capex when they've been advised as such for the entire year>the market is forward thinkinglmao the market is a women on her period
Robinhood going to shit, just slipping nonsense, unrelated articles that don't exist into the news. This is Micron's page. This is bullish. $1200 again by Tuesday.
>moses turning rods into snakes>odysseus fighting cyclops>jesus doing necromancy>tartaria>best we get is some shitty ai and ugly electric carsliterally not fair. Why did everybody else get to live in final fantasy? Is this era where everybody goes when they break some magic laws in the past? Is money really some chains we have to carry to learn our lesson here? Like if we master it here we get to go back to the final fantasy eras?
>>62518891Well, he's right
>>62519110That's actually pretty a e s t h e t i c>meanwhile, in america>looks like fooking chinese counterfeit bullshit>actual trash coming out of the government
>>62519007Same, a little too late for that now>down to my last gambleNot fucking buying anymore options with the remaining cash. I am keeping most of my 2025 gains. I've already lost all of 2026s gains, not about to lose all of 2025s. If stuff pumps before a set point in the future then I can make most of my money back on this gamble. The question remains, can they keep prices down long enough? Does holding it down here for months hurt their financial positions or will they keep dumping it and ruin all calls expiring later this year?On that note, it feels like next week is a critical juncture that decides whether the downtrend continues or does not. If those with massive amounts of money decide to dump all those semis, memory, and tech stocks even with great earnings then downtrend it is. After all no amount of claiming the entire market is completely honest and logical is actually reality. You don't just go from>lol Micron's earnings were great but we've decided to dump all semi's>April started and we decided to change our minds and pump semis to absurd levels just because even before earnings for each and every one of them were releasedAnd now>haha Micron's earnings were great again but we're gonna dump them all anyways>hmm this we won't change our minds and keep dumping>oh look more great earnings, don't care still dumping them
>>62519120Money and computers are magic. Change your perspective.
>intel has great earnings but what about -------->AI hardware unrelated to intel dumps because>apple goes up, inversing itI can see this is just going to be the.... whatever algorithms and retards are doing now. This is the market now. It wouldn't matter as much if the entire thing was down 70% but the "quick, buy apple, Trump will surely let them buy banned chinese military hardware so they can sell slopphones" is just the most obnoxiously stupid shit ever.
If Micron breaks $900 right now, it's actually over, btw. Don't slurp unless you haven't cut your losses since like a month ago.
>>62518672YesFuck you fuck trump fuck all the insider bullshit he brought
>>62518680>Just one repWow. Shit. I can manage 8 with a broken knee.
>>62519127Options are alchemy. Sell an option. Look I turned nothing into money.
>>62519132>I'm down bad now >I want to be down worseokie dokie
>>62518780>just time the picobottom of the earnings rebounds and you can out-predict dumbasses and malicious hedgefunds dumping stocks with 100% yoy earnings growth purely because fuck the guy with 100k~ invested and you can DOUBLE your moneyWow based~But here's a better oneNever buy before a holidaySell in may and fuck offNever listen to /biz/ because /biz/ is full of retarded cunty gamblers and baggies betting on either the Melt Up or the market to literally go to zero as oil magically hits 400 a barrel
Oil is supposed to be 300 per barrel. That's what I'm owed
>>62518691>>62518683hyperliquid fixes this problem>>62518689If I had 50 billion I wouldn't care about losing a billion>>62518687The sandgroids are being fucking retards and trump is being a retard>>62518682it will moon in premarket and then dump down to below friday's open after reporting record earnings through the day because this market is so gay and fake
its literally over for micron the sell pressure is 2x stronger
