STARSHIP IS LITERALLY SWIMMINGSPACEX IS GOING TO THE MOONYOU BETTER BOUGHT BEFORE THE WEEKEND
booster got rekt, again>Mission: Failure
>>62519238Oh boi my short!
>>62519238It crashed in the ocean SELL SELL SELL
>>62519498ocean water is more efficient for cooling data center than vacuum of space. BUY BUY BUY
In b4 lisping faggot chimes in with why its still a success because they got le valuable data.
>>62519621Metallica: Kek but true.
>>62519621if its so good for coolingwhy ship on fire?
>>62519238That’s Gulf of America you communist. Exactly were it was wanted. To the Moon.
>>62519238Was it planned to land on the sea surface? How was it able to float like that? Or are they trying to test if it can also be used as a maritime vehicle?
>>62519716this nigger is just polluting the ocean
>>62519716rocket looks like a bag of shit lmao
Short sell
>>62519716It's obvious Elmo needs to hire more indian tallent - the only way to compete with Chyna.
>>62519238they must complete 2 successful (non explosion) landings in the sea before they attempt to catch with chopsticks, hth
>>62519716Maybe the header tank in the nose got smashed and leaked remnant fuel
>>62519900How is a ship able to float? An empty rocket is essentially a giant metal balloon.
>>62519238Amphibious starships
>>62519238>>62519316luckily SpaceX is an AI company, so this doesn't really matter
>>62520527Soon
>>62519716It failed. SPCX gap down to double digits on Monday. Let me buy my cheapies. Easiest ticket to generational wealth in our generation.
i bought a perp at 110 gap up monday
>>62519238Actually chud there's far more to explore in the sea than in space. Underwater data centers and deep sea mining have always been the goals of spacex
>>62520533Their AI division must be making boatloads of money.
>>62521404>AI must be making boatloadsWell, they are def. underwaterCap'n Elon and his fleet of self-designed mini-subs - pre-order yours today - will be mining Atlantis and building waterproof datacenters within the fortnight, for profits no treasure chest could carry.And we'll see whose laughing then.
>>62519716i thought giant robot arms were supposed to grab them out of the sky?
>>62521445Saar, SpaceX is an oceangoing concern now. Elons Starsubs - in developpment - will smuggle oil out from underneath the Gulf and save humanity from buying EVs.
It’s really fucking gay that this nigger Elon bolted his slop machine and xitter onto SpaceX. I want to buy SpaceX not a terminal loss slopbot.
The dimensional merge is happening. SPCX and TSLA
>>62521816sensible move.That means instead of both having to find $5T each to fund the ever-delusional Elons latest non-profit nonsense, Terafab, only needs to be one company finding $10T now. A little worried Tesla might not be an entirely Good Corporate Fit for the Group tho. There are still little pockets of Tesla actually making a profit, like the Powerwall stuff. Most probably as Musk ignores those entirely.
>>62520533It does when Musks justification of even current MC is that space exploitation is of infinite value. With current trajectory they'll have every division losing money and even the one thing that makes money, satellite internet, is completely mogged by any fiberoptic network when throughput capacity and up/download speeds are examined. You can get 4-5x speed on COAX last mile networks and Comcast achieved that 9 years ago.
>>62520769Its going to get worse, markets still have not priced in the energy crisis. 96% of the stock is still locked.
bemp
>>62521860Not to mention that space travel is fraudulent to begin with. Impossible to exceed LEO with current technology, and Elon knows this.
>>62519316> UHH I THINK YOU MEAN GULF OF AMERIFAT>>62519865
Gee, I wonder why Starship testing on safe water landings is being perfected?https://x.com/junhoBTC/status/1999821554956263600
>>62519716if only one center rocket kept firing, could pull up on the beach.
110 iron support
>>62519238Rocket powered boats. Why hasn't no-one thought of that before?Elon Musk does it again
>>62519316>Gulf of Mexico Ngmi
>>62524338ah, them bits (Top of Big Exploding Thing) land in the Indian Ocean tho. Charge too near mainland and the natives will have dragged it onshore, surrounded by Acetylene torch wielding jeets and chopped up and in ebay.in for parts before its final GPS signal landed home.Its the other bit, the Booster, that lands in the Gulf of Mexico/Crack of Donald/Whatever. As >>62519316, that got REALLY fucked up, with the sneaky cunts cutting the video the second it became apparent that the rockets to gently slow its descent into the ocean were indeed, not firing. Again. In comparison, this bit crashing into the Ocean of Jeet and bursting into flames on impact was Glorious Success. Among the (many..) other things I never understand with SpaceX misshuns - if they 'solved' catching the fuckers already >>62520088, why are they then back to dumping them in the ocean?
>>62519316 >>62519238I guess jeet engineers failed again. Time to hire white engineers, Elon.
they had basically solved the biggest issue which is heat tiles working then switched everything to v3 which now wrecks the new booster, they should have stuck with v2
