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I gotta pack for my trip tonight or Sunday morning but I don't wanna. I just wanna laze around.I hope ding ding ding anon is on my plane.
>>62520717where are you going anon?
My first risk off signal from my model since the april dump. It's not looking good. It nails most dumps, and doesn't get many false positives.
>>62520722The big fed meeting on how to better shill AI to this general.
>>62520725i hope your model is bs>>62520727i'm already full ported to memory and semis
>>62520725Did your model call the April dump?
>>62520703best boy :)
>>62520731I have a more conservative configuration that hasn't gone risk off yet. But with this model, even if it would signal risk off, risk off isn't official until a 4 day confirmation has passed. This configuration is to reduce false positives even more. Because they happen.There's one signal that's not terrible yet. Market breadth is still good. I would call it, we're officially in a bear market since Friday, at least for the short term.>>62520742Yeah you can see in the image that it did.
>>62520744>There's one signal that's not terrible yet. Market breadth is still good.This could also be a sign of money being rapidly shifted around to try and escape the blast radius. We'll have to see how other sectors perform over the next 6 to 12 months to really know.
>>62520744Wednesday FOMC is the pivot in my smigging opinion. I'm 99% sure we hold rates, but comments could be hawkish. Market reaction Thursday/Friday will steer us in the coming direction. Whether that is a retest of 6,600 or a push to 8,000 time will tell. Hope you smiggers have been trimming profits and have a sizeable cash position (I don't I went all in on Friday lol).
>>62520744QQQ finna test 625 fo real fr no cap cuh
>>62520759You think its a coin flip and you went all in? Bet size really is what kills us all huh?https://elmwealth.com/lessons-from-betting-on-a-biased-coin-cool-heads-and-cautionary-tales/
Ugh I posted in the wrong thread Let me repeat:NIGGERS!!!!!
have you made it if you wake up in newyork middle of the day with no worries, cares or job and nothing to do besides walk out your hotel and go get food?
>>62520767I'm the gorillionaireThinking never was my strong suitI am a smigger of action
>>62520777Nice digits. I knew it was you.
the iran war will only end with destruction of iranian oil capacity at the very least because us grand strategy is cutting china off from the outside world and its resources
>>62520788Nah it will end like all things, disappointingly and quickly. US has stopped strikes and is pursuing a ceasfire.
>>62520792please dont do the nothing ever happens thing at me
>>62520788How do you do that. Without saying goodbye to every well. Pump station. Refinery. Oil rig. In the region for 10 years.
>>62520799you answered your own question
>>62520699Where’d that dress come from
Yeah I’m holding 80 FRMI 10 calls about to hit a 22-24x because July 31 is the deadline for the company to get tenants for its power company check me outside.
TACO saturday my dear oil baggies
>>62520725>>62520744>8 month chartdid you backtest this thing at all?show is a 10y chart at least
>>62520838After pondering the orb I have decided to invest into a low cost oil index fund.In the last five years it has gained 40%
>Bought a lot of memory stocks past 3 weeks>Started crashing right after I did>Started recovering last week>Would have broke even with with a tiny tiny profit if I sold on Thursday>Crashes again on Friday>Futures redWhy the fuck didn't I get out 2 days ago I'm retarded
I'd use her office equipment if you know what I mean. If you don't know... by office equipment I mean her vagina and by use I mean I'd have intercourse with it.
>>62520725I uhhh how do I read this chat? Looks like it just mimics the actual chart to a degree I thought it was just that chart. I assume the data is fed in daily rather than retroactively?>the risk off thing for this months second halfNo please, no more! But wait why'd it call it so late into the dump?>QQQOh. Does your model work on SOXX? If so can I see what it says on that one?
>>62520852Thats a still from a porno, anon.
>>62520767Based professors giving $5,600 to their students.
>>62520725nice. my own proprietary testicle-feel indicator went risk off on march 11th and continued to be bearish the entire way up after april 1st
>>62520788the grand strategy is starving off a good portion of the world's population
>>62520848Sneeddisk earnings in two weeks, in hopium that things are sorted out by then
>>62520865Pretty sure a either a new covid is gonna hit and kill alot of the population or some kind of big war (3rd) or there will be peace and they gonna screw aroubd with the food industry to shrink the population since Human labor not needed in a few decades.
>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, vote in next week's poll>https://strawpoll.com/PKgleQMkoZp>https://strawpoll.com/PKgleQMkoZp
>>62520867earnings are not good enough anymore no matter how good they are. neither is guidance. price movement is detached from everything rational.
>>62520867I doubt they alone can pump the whole market. Just look at what happened after TSM and INTC earnings. If that keeps happening next week, then hy the time SNDK reports, their stock will probably be like $400 a share. Uh yeah they definitely can pump at the point.....because they dumped so much first lol
Monday is gonna be neon green
>>62520797Name three things that have happened in your meagre lifetime.
Say it's 2028 and the memory run is over. You've made your gains and it's finally time to cash out as you see the writing on the wall.Where do you put your money now? Assuming there's not a new trend to catch like robotics.
>>62520882There's nothing to pump is the issue. It's an open secret the $1.5 trillion on AI was a colossal disaster. The only question is whether or not they'll get a bail out.
>>62520871yup>>62520879i think i'm three for three now. next week is a bloodbath, no crab bias this time
>>62520886spy and chill assuming you made enough
>>62520886My ol' reliable VOO, RR, Apple, although I might start thinking of getting a house depending on how things went
>>62520848You're exactly who is supposed to get shaken outPlease do the needfulLet us go back up
>>62520881>it's irrational because it's downbuddy. retards are rotating into JPM at 2.65x book>>62520886if the stock market still exists, energy
Trump not ordering more strikes on IranNvidia, Broadcom, SK Hynix and Samsung all made gigadeals over the weekendWe're coming of a week of dumpingI was hoping for a bigger dump to buy but Monday is going to be neon green
>>62520893>>62520894So you'd rather put it in an ETF instead of a number of defensive stocks like PG, KO etc.? What's the reason?
Market shall be the color of my id come monday.
should i go into battery or robotics etf?
>>62520900A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
>>625208851.ive never had sex2.im a beautiful plus size transgender lady3.they blew up that one pipeline... or something...
>>62520886I rotate from /smg/ to /pmg/ and become a schizophrenic rock holder.
>>62520901>no digitscheck em
>>62520901
>>62520772Thank you for coming here to post this.This word needs to be said more in our daily discourse.
>>62520907Laughed, but would anyone really?
>there are people who buy things buy clicking on ads in websitesjust think about that
>>62520912Any time bro. You can count on me
>>62520901It's over bobos.
>>62520899>Nvidia, Broadcom, SK Hynix and Samsung all made gigadeals over the weekendSource on these welcome developments, please.
>>62520699>HR called me in on the WeekendWho is stupid enough to answer the phone on their weekend, when you are out of cell range of course?
So... how about that SPCX launch.
>>62520923https://news.samsung.com/global/samsung-electronics-and-broadcom-expand-strategic-collaboration-across-memory-and-foundry-technologieshttps://news.skhynix.com/en/skhynix-nvidia-partnership-2026/
>>62520931$50 stock, I will buy it when it hits $40
>>62520915I'm keeping like 5% of my port in a gold ETC already, probably gonna keep it around that number indefinitely. I'd never full port into metals though and I don't care about the aspect of having physical bars. Well, unless they unleash some metal eating bacteria in Fort Knox or something.>>62520931They already launched and splashed down after the initial delay. Aftermarket is not ecstatic it seems.
>>62520931>So... how about that SPCX launch.Meh..Falcon 9 running like a champ, Starship not so much. SPCX had it working and landed the booster on the chopstix but made changes now it does not work, that is why they dumping in the ocean. Bezos' Blue Origin hired a long time NASA manager who wasted five years of BO money and time so they finally fired him, but you cant make up for that much lost time and lost momentum. Now they blew up their rocket, launch tower, and launch pad. This only matters to me because ASTS needs the big rockets to launch 8 sats a time to be cost effective and neither is working and Falcon can only launch 3 at a time and delaying my gains.
Reminder that as the oil crisis worsens the divergence between EV aristocrats and ICE poors will grow immensely.That said, you shouldn’t invest in Tesla or BYD.Invest in the Oil companies that will be squeezing all the poors.Then invest in an EV for yourself.
Why can't we all just get along?
>>62520946It is pretty funny OpenAI and Anthropic could both cause a financial crisis with their lies and broken promises and both companies have jew ceo's. It's another of the endless examples of jews being little scamming faggots and ruining society
>>62520946Because trade needs a buyer and a seller. If everyone is on the same side, the system stalls.
>>62520931shorting it to 0 and going to be the star of the big sneed 2
>>62520945I ride cheap trams because I'm a filthy eastern euro that doesn't have to deal with brown people in public transport. If my ride breaks down I wait 10 minutes and my chaffeur arrives with an electric bus replacement. All that for $290/year. I've been an EVchad my whole life.
>>62520946along what
>>62520945Anon... The poor's are buying ev too.I'm planning on buying mine this year or the next year.
>>62520945bicycles >
>>62520699nw needed to be able to sniff that chair?
>>62520909>double 09s
>It’s being reported by Axios that the US president was given a plan for what would have been a 14th night of airstrikes on Iranian targets, but instead did not order them.>Instead, he indicated that he wanted to give renewed diplomatic efforts a chance to work.>It’s also being reported that perhaps the 14th night of airstrikes was put on hold because there is a growing belief among military leaders that the effectiveness has reached its peak and that there wouldn’t be anything more to be gained by targeting more Iranian facilities.Markets green, oil red on Monday?
Rate my folio>VUG>SPMO>AVUV>SGRTthis is about 80% of my total stocks.
>>62520934if you think it's only a $50 stock you should wait for a better price$40 to $50 is only a 25% return lolthere are stocks that trade basically at net cash value if not lower, like holding co's trading at almost 50% nav discount compared to their public holdings so it's basically $1 value going for 50 centsyou can do better
>>62520979we are either getting taco tuesday early or a surprise invasion tomorrow. Sunday night will provide clarity.
>>62520985NDX needs a critical taco, stat!Look at the weekly close
>>62520985nah there's no question Monday green kospi will retard pump into circuit breaker
>>62520982Looks good, what's your returns this year? 20%?
>>62520931i'm sure they'll be mining asteroids shortly
>>62520973heheh exactly as planned
>>62520990>26,400
/r/pennystocks caught wind of AMFNprobably going to dump on them this week
>>62520991Considering that KOSPI didn't have chance to react to the Friday dump, it might just straight out dump as a response with some recovery.
>>62521000I just started it lmao. Before this I was just making (still decent) gains on a pretty normal SPTM-based folio.But im like 30 so ive got 10 years of dca growth to look forward to.
Damn, looks like the US can't win a war without war crimes (infra/desalination etc) because this time they can get war crimed back (oil in other countries).
>>62521019It's pretty unfair when your enemy can fight back.
>>62521014Well if you're not gonna bother with gambl- err, investing in growth stocks, I suggest you leave /smg/ as the FOMO during a bullrun is too real.
sneed it all today
>>62521009AMFNbians emergency meeting when?
>>62520979>It’s being reported by Axios
>>62521009Why is reddit always a sell signal? I chose to deny it when I saw them piling into semis and memory. And behold my account has suffered for ignoring it. Down multiple 5 figures worth
>>62521031Is that the one with the sniveling looking guy who appears at FOMC meetings and the website articles come off as "no no no everything is okay stop looking at reality and trust us, buy more stocks now!"
Enron Oil and Gas
>>62521033>buy more stocks now!based
>>62521032They're retailcattle. If their instincts finally got convinced to buy it means distribution is in.
>>62521033idk, possibly. I just know they printed every>peace deal (maybe)headline.
>>62521043two more weeks
>>62520774new york is an absolute dump compared to euro cities. i didn't want it to be so but it is, and i spent most of my time in new york on the upper east side even>>62520806just ask ai babe>>62520951oh there you are. get a grip babygirl. i really wish you would join me in venice but honestly i don't think you would fit in, they don't sell white monsters and i don't think anyone here watches anime or knows what 4chan is and they definitely don't goon to video games or vacation in japanhow does this thread have 100 replies without being linked? do you people really watch the catalog for a new /smg/?
I hope you didn't buy puts or hold oil over the weekend
>>62521062i bought a lot of soxl actually
>>62521049my auto-fill is to 4chan.org/biz/smg and i just click the furthest left thread (most bumped)
just ate seed oils, AMA
>>62520725>technical analysis
This whole time I've been saying KOSPI reverse circuit breaker as a joke but they actually have them and have been hitting them non stop before this dump lol.However on the back of the UGE deals with SK & Samsung, KOSPI has bottomed and will reach new heights. Dragging MU and Sneedisk up with them.
Oh you liked the Odyssey? You oddysey these nuts bitch
MEMsissies!! how we feeling hearing about the latest news from NVDA? we ripping, yes?
>>62521084I sure hope so. Would be nice to see some positive development. If it won't happen this week, then I don't know what else would make it happen.
niggas be talking about the odyssey but not the fact they have no money, I find that odd to see
>>62521086>>62521092Fuck off bots.>>62521089How about posting a link so we know what the flying mother fuck you're talking about.
>>62521086>>62521092GOTTEN
>>62521080Do you know what "lean" means?
>>62521093goog it, bitch
>>62521093dude it's fucking weird. people i didn't even realize sold their accounts on twitter posting about movies out of nowhere.
>>62521093How about I stick my nuts down your throat and you gargle them like theyre mouthwash? How about that instead, huh? Yeah you'd probably like that faggot. Little faggie fag.
>>62521111Sounds like you like it too anon. That’s a high level of trust.
>>62521093Me when I think I'm important in an online Pokemon go forum
>>62521136>did you see Sklurk's latest Gurty Wurty bo Burty video? No.
today's smg unc jamhttps://youtu.be/5LuH0ywYVQc?si=AEbasnI7dzAMsayO
>>62520923>>62520932I remember reading about Nvidia and SK Hynix working on a deal like 2 months ago when I was actively following Hynix developments because I had shares. Not really news.
>>62521093https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/nvidia-and-sk-group-enter-usd500-billion-ai-partnership-plan-to-supercharge-ai-infrastructure-with-next-gen-memory-and-massive-ai-factorieshttps://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/south-korean-memory-giants-samsung-and-sk-hynix-are-set-to-announce-massive-deals-with-leading-u-s-tech-firms-report-claims-korean-president-arrives-in-silicon-valley-for-meetings-and-high-profile-ai-summit
>>62521148Oh boy, will KOSPI end up green for once?
Pump it again Jensen
It starts with Wan
>>62521155おわりだ
People are posting here on a beautiful Saturday
>>62521158no saturday is beautiful when you share a nation with niggers
>>62521159true
>Rumsfeld said that in regard to Afghanistan, Bush, U.S. Central Command Cheif Tommy Franks, and Afghan President Hamid Karzai "have concluded we're at a point where we clearly have moved from major combat activity toa period of stability and stabilization and reconstructive activites. The bulk of this country today is permissive, it's secure."May 2003
>>62521143Hey, that's actually quite entertaining and it's a real goal. He got two cards rated, but at a 2 and 5. I don't know how, since they look good from the front.I mean, yeah, he's a grifter and scammer probably too (DinkDoink and this other crypto project with animals fusing (coffeezilla chased him)), but it's somewhat original "content" and interesting if there's actually even one 10 of those cards
>>62520717>I hope ding ding ding anon is on my plane.I wish there were notifications on this board.
>>62521049New York is a nice place to live so long as you avoid the cities: especially the giant dump that is NYC
>>62521161He wasn't wrong. The US ruled over the major population centres for 20 years with fighting only in rural areas.
>>62521159Every day is beautiful because I get to post with my smiggers :3My family might all be deadMy friends might have moved on with their lives and started familiesMy health, both physical and mental might be declining at a rapid paceBut I will always have my smiggers <3
>>62521147The market and basically everyone on planet earth but you will see this as big news my dude>banned for making a post about pokemonthe mods of this general fucking suck. the posts aren't even financial related half the time fucking loser lmao pokemon is more stock related than whatever you baghold you bum. I'd beat the fuck out of you if I ever met you irl you demented little worm
>>62521166Do not wish upon that star. Multiple mods/jannies are jeets.
>>62521172not the point
we should devote these generals to making fun of the gay retarded mod of smg until market opens back up. what a loser! lmao
>>62521181I second this
>>62521179Anon i Hope that isn't your dick
>>62520985>tomorrowtwo weeks to next new moon
Capital is rotating into the real world.
>>62521201Where the goyim lives? Doubt it
>>62521201This already happened and is currently rotating back into the stock market
>>62520699Line only goes upHypocrit much
>>62521203Of course not. In Tel Aviv :)
What a retarded concept the market is. A place where one with more money has more power and with that a higher chance to win. Might as well just go to the casino
btw shit eater mods anything and everything is stocks now as anything and everything can be tokenized and exchanged as a security. learn how the world works before telling others what they can post you fucking bum
CryptoAIRobotics Everything else is useless boomer garbage
>>62520788they can just buy from russia thoughbeit>but ukrai-this is temporary, war will end eventually, how is this a longterm checkmate against china?
>>62520699Buy the dipDeath to russia
Diapers are the future!
>>62520699Waiting next week to see if I want to buy puts on $TDAY, the parent company of "USA Today"https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TDAY/
>>62521171I went into a pastry shop and watched a mentally deranged poop skin grab a bunch of packaged bread and croissants off the shelves and just walk out like it was nothing. It was really odd watching everyone avoiding what was happening. I was stunned (not really). Thank Christ I live in Texas, NYC is like a zoo we visit from time to time for fun.
Ready for AMD to go to 5T market cap, /smg/?
>>625212283 day special military operation going on five years, are you an actual russian or one of the multitudes of blackmailed pedos they use to shill their seetheSpaceX lol
>>62521252Agentic Money Destroyer
>>62521241is this before or after you switched your vpn proxy to post your reddit larp
ACBBAlways Carry Brass Balls
>>62520717You should kill yourself faggot. Nobody cares about your homosexual trip.
>>62521232But /pol/ told me Russians are based whites and Orthodox Christians?
>>62521031Kek, this is pretty funny. Between this and shrugging Kamala you do good work anon.
>>62521155Wan ting, I-ah don't-uh know why
>>62521276still barred from bad mouthing trump, pathetic gay-opfutures omg
>>62521043fuck shoe on head still had it. what is she now? 30? 35?
This isnt a dip. Its a slide.We all thought ai would bubble burst first but its actually oil as the catalyst.
>>62521252Amd doesn’t have pricing power as NV does because it is just hardware company and doesn’t have boundaries and totally relies on TMC
>>62521293Bubble burst? It just started.
>>62521288Bots on here are getting bad.
You could be investing in a Saturday night with friendsYou could be investing in a weekend with the gfAnd yet you are here, investing in shitposts on a Saturday night while the markets are shut.
>>62521326Yeah no shit we’re all spazzes
>>62520788Iran war doesn't end until the regime is gone.We may not turn it into a peace loving democracy, and retards will say>"but you lost the X war its not a feminist western utopi...!"but the point of all the wars is credibility in international relations and that those who deal unreasonably with the empire get got, simple as. why were in is up for debate between redditor and chud, but now that we're in it you know full well there can only be one solution.
>>62521326Have you ever heard of a cell phone
Operator, oh could you help me place this call?'Cause I can't read the number that you just gave meThere's something in my eyesYou know it happens every timeI think about the capex that I thought would save me
I went to my company picnic today. It was at an amusement park. I was shocked to see the cost of admission was $60. The last time I went when I was a kid it was only $15. Aside from that nothing has changed. I only stayed for around 15 minutes. Being alone in big crowds makes me feel awkward and pathetic. I couldn't really enjoy myself.The place was super packed and everyone was with their families. It was so strange because I always assumed everyone at work was an incel like me.The point of my story is to buy stocks in normie vacation companies. Disney, carnival cruise, airlines and hotel chains.
>>62521338Are you saying you are in the club right now while /smg/ posting?
>>62521326Did the kremlin bat signal go out or what, hello discord ivans
>>62521340Invest in a family
Not even 24 hours until the line is moving again
>>62521353I am trying but it's a process. I'm not giga so I need to make it before I can put piv.
>>62521351Its all about comparison. I'm in the club posting on 4chan (pathetic) and youre sitting in your room and making this dumb ass wojak of my post (incredibly pathetic).
>>62521351wait, so you are on a computer?
>>62521351I've done this a number of times. I have fun doing it so I don't care.
whoa sascha, stop projecting your miserable existence on actual human beings, between your cry sessions to the janny discordlook at dem futures
>>62521305bankruptcy is extremely bullish
I just want a total market crash. This crabbing and line slowly going up won't make me a millionaire. A market crash where I can convert my regular shares into 3x leverage however will make me a millionaire
Good evening I hate women
You guys are all doing it wrong. Set up your portfolio to make all the money you're ever going to make in ONE DAY and then go touch grass.
>>62521376The market will never crash again, until the very day you capitulate and go long.
>>62521383I hate that faggot so much its unreal. Every intelligent pussy bought his book and would quote it to justify being a coward. 5 years latter I learned his hedgefund went bankrupt, just before 2007. Being a pussy didnt pay.
>>62520699I injured my back couple of years ago in that sitting position, managed to somehow fix it. Dont know how she's not injured.
so when is google going to go to zero? the retards at that company clearly have no idea what they are doing. they are doing all this capex when they are widely known as they company that kills off all their projects, successful or not, with no consideration on how to use them to strengthen their competitive position. remember google domains? they had the fastest growing domain registrar in the world before they decided to kill it off to focus on higher margin projects like google workspace. no consideration was placed on the fact that most workspace customers are companies and organizations with multiple domain names. they could have integrated the products into a google corporate suite that handled the full stack of corporate it. instead they throw it all away.that's what's going to happen with this ai thing. as soon as another company gets a decisive edge over google they are going to write off all their capitol losses and give up because they don't care.
>>62521383that's just 1,726%, wtf Stop using a comma for thousands.
>>62520979exit pump monday before the next leg down.
>>62521402AI is a national security issue.> erm le bail outs? don't make me le laughThe future WILL arrive on time.Google are probably the best positioned to profit from what's going to eventually happen. I wish I could be as surprised and entertained as you when the other players reveal more spend increases next week. Try to keep your eyeballs in your head.
>>62521276I do what I can.
>>62521426https://killedbygoogle.com/google will get bored of ai and drop it. gemini is next on the list. if you like ai invest in a company that is actually dedicated to it's development long term.
BROS MICRON IS BREAKING OUT WTFWTF
>>62521433do you do stand up?
>>62520699market will slowing start bleeding out in OCT/NOV this year after the fed hikes interest rates instead of holding or cutting them. Housing market will be a shit show esp in markets like Austin, Nashville, Los Angeles and Tampa. Crytpo will get the brunt end and crawl to a slow death with BTC in the 16k range eventually. i expect this will last between 1-3 years max but most likely 1 year will be rock bottom.This is vastly different bc the reason is the Fed kept interest rates high for too long to fight persistent inflation, eventually causing borrowing costs to rise, liquidity to dry up, and overvalued assets across markets to unwind. The fed will argue thatfurther rate hikes are necessary to slow excessive demand, bring inflation back toward its target, and prevent price pressures from becoming entrenched in the economy.which is actually why fucking McDonalds hash browns are $3 each. So expect interest rate to go above 7% in the next few years
>>62521148So will this pump it or are we getting more bullshit dumps like Google caused?>>62521114Kek>>62521289She wears a wig now. Bald.
>>62521453hot
>>62521435933!!!!
>>62521461*934!
Oil demand destruction.
>>62521494I love how this guy was on TheQuartering to talk about Corona and Quartering started talking about his dead fish in his luxurious fishtank.
get niggers are subhuman faggot parasites
>>62521499
>Hormuz closed for 5 (five) months>Russian oil refineries getting shrekt daily>Aramco got blasted yesterday>bab al mandeb closed now>Brent: under $100The Talmudic games are staggering, how is this even possible?
>Futures
>>62520985I mean hes just doing this to drive down oil prices? hes got no idea what hes doing
>>62521520They could always keep the price low, they just didn't want to
>>62521520Only 3% of the Korean population got margin called and Korea still looks fine today.Look outside, you see jets flying, cars driving, and food being sold. The news and reality are different.Stocks are up because they're connected to reality not the news.
>>62521520Don't be a Panican
>>62521494>>62521520dont worry, the economy is transitory
>>62521543>Only 3% of the Korean population got margin called
>>62521447Hash browns are $3 because they hire retards. In Japan the meal is $3 because the labor is efficient throughout the supply chain >>62521520Losers blame everything on joos or jeets. It's an easy way to avoid blaming yourself for your shitty gambling >>62521447
>>62521541>>62521520Tomorrow I'm gonna fill my tank to the brim. And fill more into a canister. I'm gonna drain my gas station for the market to quicker adjust to reality.
>>62521543Im curios to see the kopsi Monday. I know it wont crab.
>>62521520Cant play these games forever, oil will crack 150.is BATL a good buy on a day with fake good news about the Iran war?
>>62521548Fuck off Vance, your wife is ugly and nobody even marginally economically literate bought what you had to say about Japanese Strawberries in your shitty book.
>>62521558>Oil market expert is buying penny stocks Lmao
>>62521561I know of japanese watermelons (cubic), but what is there to know about japanese strawberries?
>Those who held memory stocks past summer
>>62521553It can only go up now.Look at the previous dips, things turn around after liquidations. Trump only allows like 10% dips.
Goddammit why the fuck didn't I DCA or go all in on July 7th and then sell the rip fuck I could have made so much money.>>62521553>>62521578Dump because fuck you
>>62521494sounds like more profits to me. america is going to be so rich.
>>62521590Did trump nationalize the oil industry?
>>62520703he's a wet dog
>>62521594why would do you that? the a bunch of entitled poor fags would suck up all the profits.
>>62521573He wrote a book on gdp being fake and gay becuase Japanese Strawberries taste better than US ones for the same price.With bonds as high as they are government spending cant do another Obama, Trump, Biden which will hurt the economy. Hes pivoting from the Elector party of the economy to doubling down on nationalism. Admires North Korea.
>>62521578>>62521589Kek, Duality of man. We know it wont crab...
>jpgPure evil
>>62521605>Japanese Strawberries taste better than US ones for the same pricelol lmao even, they do indeed taste better, but then again pretty much any fruit outside of America tastes better than the slop they grow in the US. However prices for fruit in Japan are ASTRONOMICAL
>he underestimated the power of sucking cockswith bussyent at the wheel, nothing is impossible
>>62521520>>62521631
lol
>>62520885>Fall of the Berlin Wall>9/11>I took Angela Scandin's virginity
>>62521606it's not duality people just really want a pump and a pump would 'make sense' since companies are posting huge earnings, but low volume means market faggots can play with the market by bringing us nearly to a crash.
>>62521644this POS better make sure TSLA goes above 1k in 2-3 years
>>62521561>OBJECTIVE:SURVIVE
>>62521561This nigga is having his career torpedoed by the war. And now Indian CEOs are gonna tank the stock market making him completely unelectable.
>>62521644Its over
>>62521289She was fine for sure too bad she's a coalburner who got pissed on in her 24/7 bdsm relationship with armored skeptic
>>62521644
Goooos
>>62521672you have to wonder why orange man is revealing all his plans
>>62521675idk none of this shit makes sense to me. like why would terror bombing make a foreign sovereign population like you?
>>62521672The entire idea of “the military industrial complex” has been destroyed. Our defense base has atrophied post Cold War.
>>62521561Low IQ racism, and since the shills are posting here against him he has my vote, just have to figure out which stocks will benefit with his presidency. Maybe just buy INDA now that indians are taking over every country
>>62521548
>>62521683Seems like a dumb thing to say with a $1.5 trillion annual budget
>>62521683>>62521687moneylaunderingscheme
>>62521675Why do you believe the washington compost? Have you learned nothing?
>>62521683I unironically work for a company that does a lot of subcontracting for a MIC companies. shits always been bad, it is essentially all about making money and pumping the GDP. it wouldn't be difficult to make 10x more effective products at 1/10th the price if people in charge were more realistic about what is possible.
Canned Heat
>>62521672trump already depleted american missile stockpiles 5 months ago during the first 48 hours of the conflict, they were using two million dollar patriot missiles to shoot down an iranian drone worth 30 thousand dollars
>>62521685True, notice the crybaby losers blame every stupid thing they do on someone else.
>>62521690https://youtu.be/vGt4lwdtYfU?si=hbtXjV7vEiPM5rNH
>>62521691That's a big pepe
>>62520699Is BN, BAM safe?I heard they are PE investing in infrastructures, renewable energy and data centers, but unlike hyperscalers they can just walk away from debt if they just hand their daracenters to creditors.I haven't invested in it for now but have been considering for like 3 weeks.I think they might be safer way of getting an AI exposure,And will start shilling it once i buy.Do you guys think its worth a buy?They also have Howard Marks,And BAM is asset light and has 4%divvies,And has 95% long term capital invested in it.
>>62521693>2m GDP > 30k GDPsounds bullish. US should use 10m missiles next time and really pump that GDP. Iranian economy will collapse in no time.
updated my exit strategy simulationno one should ever have a >10% portfolio position in any single pickbut somehow it's still kind of reasonable
>>62521693Just like Russia ran out of ammo 5 years ago,? It's the same liars reporting both of those stories. Safer to assume it's not true.
>>62521694
>>62521701unironically yes, russia has run out of many things from soldiers to air defense to tankstrump purposely got america into this quagmire for russia's benefit so he wouldn't have to ship those patriot missiles to Ukraine where they could have done some real good, in those first 48 hours something like 900 patriot missiles were wasted
I dont know what the fuck a blue chip is.Are they tasty?
>>62521708>I dont know what the fuck a blue chip is.>Are they tasty?Super tasty
>>62521704Putin and Trump are the only world leaders who care about their own people. And Trump is helping Americans get rich in the stock market, I know you shills hate the thought of a rich middle class. Too bad we rich now thanks to Trump's leadership. Heck I just made $84,000 in oil stocks in the last few weeks
>>62521718that's bait
>>62521708they're like blue waffles
>>62521718is that so, chatgpt
trump cares so much about the american people he keeps screwing them over and raising prices from food to good and services with his tariffs, because he wants what's best for them, to be penniless and homelessand putin wants all russian men replaced by muslims and jeets, that sounds super based
>>62521730>from food to good and services with his tariffswe dont get food or services from other countries. That was the joke with canada, besides maple syrup we dont get much from them.
>>62521730
>>62520841yeah and my model goes back decadesthat's just a ytd chart. The chart has nothing to do with the model. The chart is something seperate that creates a chart and puts the output of the model onto it.
>>62521732the consumers are paying the prices for his tariffs, only a literal foreign snownigger shill would argue different at this point
>>62521734Do I buy or sell spy Monday
I like how last decades foreign interference was trying to get american states to secede the union and now this decade it's about annexing our allies like canada, greenland etc etc it never stops with you faggotsdeath to russia
>>62521742If I weren't in the market I'd buy.but if you're largely already long you could hedge up.
>>62520699I've always been more of a huge tits fan but I would happily ask her if she wanted to sit on my lap and let me massage her fat ass cheeks while I'm selling/buying stocks
>>62521732Yeah the anti Trump bots can't even get facts right. USA is self sufficient in food and thanks to trump food costs are lower. Plus we all got rich off stocks trump even tells us what to buy
>>62521751Thx
>US TECH COMPANIES CUT 140,000 JOBS DESPITE AI SPENDING BOOM>According to the Financial Times, major U.S. technology companies have eliminated around 140,000 jobs even as they continue to invest heavily in artificial intelligence. The layoffs reflect a strategic reallocation of capital toward AI infrastructure, data centres, and AI talent, while reducing spending on non-core businesses and traditional rolesLooks like the bubble is deflating already
>>62521756trump was begging for argentinian beefit's amazing how you juggle sucking muslim cock and protecting trump in the same suck while pretending to hate israel from your moscow kremlin kike commie block apartment
>>62521684Once of us has read a book... Make that two books if you dont get your infograph... Bet you listen to A LOT of podcasts though, lol.
>>62521718Kek, you are a fucking retard. Of course you love Vance. This nigga cant breed. Stick to pol you brainwashed illiterate poverty faggot.
>>62521761>he thinks US doesnt have beefyou cant be this retarded dude..we were encouraged to buy it because he wanted to help their economy.
>>62521760overall tech employment is up. the companies cutting are the big boys. and the big boys generally doubled employment during covid. because theyre stupid.never forget that zuckercuck went all in on the metaverse which is basically wii mees and second life without legs
>>62521765Of course we love Vance he's gonna pump stocks and make America richer while you cry about aids
>>62521760BASED
>>62521760I think bubble might not be deflating but they are doubling down on AIs, but not sure.
>>62521760or is it reflating?
>>62521770Argentina first sounda oddly familiar, projecting much
>oil
>bubblethe bubble was just startingit was only a build out up to this point to get to "highly valued" and legitimate overvaluation only started noweven during dotcom you have -15% drawdowns halfway to the peak, and obviously you cant tell when it would actually be the peak during the money especially with money just rotating back and forth (QQQ peaked by SPY didnt peak until like half a year later) so all you can do is just hedge but itd be stupid to sit out entirely because bubbles are lucrativei have 20% of my money in value trap picks where management is doing share buybacks above my cost basis, ill keep adding to my value traps the more i trim off my more exciting plays
>>62520979>AxiosRetard
I'm gonna pass taking advice or commentary from a bunch of foreign parsites that lose money on leveraged option tard gambling in a general with a nig worshipping op pic, thanks but no thanks
>>62520717I'm not taking a planeSomeone else will have to post the earnings chart every thread next week
>>62521809relax bruh markets closed
>>62521800>oilUhl baggies gonna be making fat cash soon boss frog. Stait of homos and bobby mandelb all closed up tight as asian pussy.
>>62521809who did bro mean by this
>>62520699URRRGH BUNDAWAAAARG RAPEEEE
>>62520886Capital rotation into energy, commodities and electrical infrastructure is necessary for memory to continue to pump. Even if it crashes now if no investment occurs in these sectors during the likely recession then AI will still be limited by these bottlenecks when it recovers, so follows all of its inputs. Worse still the drop in large load customers might feign that the drop off in the few remaining legacy power plants is feasible without replacement, all buffer capacity formerly afforded to exchanges has been wiped out and we have just enough for most scenarios. Large manufacturing plants, to return out of necessity for a new cold war with markets essentially partitioned, will require similar increases in generation on top of that required by current AI and projected. It cannot wait unless decay of the nation is acceptable. Even EVs if large scale utilization is planned to limit exposure to oil volatility would require these investments and large quantities of mining in North and South America. Such mining is likewise essential to weapons production now a certainty in the US given depleted stock and continuation of European production with an emphasis on smart weapons. Even HMGs/GPMGs on vehicles are more often controllable remotely from within, the drones, countermeasures to drones and all manner of ballistic missles will require loads of base metals and rare earths relative to western capacity. This is going to happen even with 30 years of peace as almost every western nation has exhausted decades of stockpiles of everything from small arms to long range missiles in the Ukraine and the middle east. Things like rare earths are required in relatively small amounts but Western production is almost nothing yet.
>>62521826he means hes not taking advice from anyone that isnt a nordic viking
>>62521756Look beef and staple grains retard, its bad now and its only just begun. You can't grow wheat at scale without fertilizer and fertilizer production has been semipermanently reduced solely due to Trump being the worlds most gullible retard.
>>62521520How did none of you geniuses not mention the strategic petroleum reserve? That is the one and only answer to this anon's question.Once the reserves are tapped (happening at an alarming pace), prices will shoot up to unimaginable levels. Matter of fact, it will be unobtainable. The reserve level is the real timer to finish the war in any way. The war has to be resolved before then.
>>62521520China stopped buying oil, while everyone braced for the worse and released their reserves, creating temporary oversupply.
>>62521849first sentence has grammatical error. I usually don't correct my posts, but I noticed the irony of calling others stupid, so I had to mention it.
>>62521836I am so high right now
>>62521849Also, many people look at the strategic reserve inventory and think "oh we still have a good amount left before zero, so we're good"However they forget that the underground caverns that store the oil get dangerous and unstable when it's filled with water and emptied of oil, so the actual amount you're allowed to take out of the reserve is much less. And we're so close to that critical floor. I'm talking a few months at most.
>>62521844United states has fertilizer fren, if gayropeons want to starve because they hate trump and don't have a military that's not my problem I will profit from it
people love finding new things to worry about lol
>>62521849>How did none of you geniuses not mention the strategic petroleum reserve?Its more complex than that. Canada has lots of oil and gas and exports a LOT to the US through a vast pipeline network. US has many locations for storage in addition to the 'spr' such as Cushing Oklahoma. Also the US import millions of barrels per day from non middle east sources and also exports millions of barrels per day, and refines many types of products. Just looking at the SPR by itself is not the whole picture and does not matter in the long run if Trump is just a senile retard. Trump and his buddies been selling SPR oil very cheap to keep local prices down so sale volumes have been very high. If they sold at higher prices then sale volumes would decrease. I suspect a lot of the sales are far below market prices to fill local tanks for those who will just wait for the price to increase then just sell at higher prices and make shit ton of money.
>>62521861Buy oil stocks then, I already did . Quit crying tho
>>62521866Didn't want to say europoor and go full mask off while you're throating the first jewish president of the usa, ivan
>>62521870>Trump and his buddies been selling SPR oil very cheap to keep local prices downWhy lie so obviously dummy?
>>62521878>Why lie so obviously dummy?pay attention to what is going on, you might learn something. Probably not, but give it a try anywau
>>62521877Trump made me richer sorry that bothers you shills
>>62521884holy shit I'm talking to an alien?
>>62521885Projection
>>62521775>50 Rupees have been deposited in your browncel acountHave to have sex to care about aids, your safe Ranjeet.
>>62521685I don't blame the joos.I do blame the Keynesian faggots (redundant) larping as conservatives running the planned economy from their politburo thoughbeit (i'm talking to you bussy).
>>62521889>holy shit I'm talking to an alien?caller you are on the air, turn down the god damn radio
>>62520699New tread>>62521907>>62521907>>62521907
>>62521561Does this guy have any white family? Are they just too embarrassed to be photographed with him? Why does he push the India side?
