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>>62523134I would have leased them my Xbox controller then again it might have been destroyed
>>62523145Charge them for incidentals
Every stock on the market except for the ones you own will be green tomorrow
AMFNbians report? Heard Reddit is going to pump our bags
>>62523228I'm ready. Sold half on Friday to cover my total cost so now I'm risk free
I've been home alone for 2 days and I'm extremely depressed. Mom went on vacation. Still have 7 days to go.
>>62523230How many shares? Might buy a little more Monday
S L E E PT I G H T , S T E E L E R
>>62523236Fag
>>62523223A factually correct statement.
>>62523244I'm 36 years old.
>>62523230Wow there’s a lot of chatter on stocktwits about AMFN
>>62523240250. I don't risk much on penny stocks but I did have 1000 at one point.>>62523253Can't remember where I found about it but I've been holding since before the ticker changed
>>62523262I just checked Reddit pennystocks. People there really are stupid. This is a textbook pump and dump but some are arguing it will work. I really don’t care if it works I just need it to pump so I can dump my bags on someone.
>>62523236I know that feel very well. Trust in david soxl though and you will be able to take a vacation too someday
>>62523253Retail finding out and pouring in is my favourite top signal.
KOSPI better be fucking green tonight and up by a lot.
>>62523294Shhhh. No. Let it all crash.So I can buy back in for cheap
>>62523281kys
>>62523294it's up according to the skhy chart but not by alot
>>62523228This looks like a shitcoin. You freaks are on your own if you want reddit to pump you. Especially since the fed was made aware of wsb just to counteract their attacks on hedge funds
>>62523236>Still have 7 days to go.The first 4 days of no food are the worst abandonnon. After that, you'll get comfy hallucinations n sheeit.
lmao google dumped off hard just nowhyperdash is probably just tracking the changes that oil price fluctuations causeit's down from 322 to 320 rn
>>62523130Ive figured it out.You cant insult jews with the k meanie word on sunday since an angry rabbi fresh off shabbat will ban you.Mods, favoritism towards a specific race youre not allowed to insult is blatant favoritism and this is why no one respects you.
Anyone else feel like the world is sleepwalking into disaster? Middle eastern oil output is pretty much completely blocked and the oil market doesn't care because Trump fucked them so badly with his shenanigans that they just gave up trying to price oil. The Houthis probably blew up a Saudi refinery recently and are blockading the Red Sea again. Meanwhile Ukraine is sinking cargo ships in the Black Sea and blowing up refineries in Russia, and now Russia is doing the same to Ukrainian cargo ships (one just sank at the port in Odessa). Kazakh oil output has been cut because they relied on a Black Sea port to export to Europe. Millions of people will go hungry without Russian and Ukrainian grain exports. I dunno, maybe I'm just worrying too much and this is all a nothingburger, which is why markets are so sanguine.
>>62523300It's already way too cheap. >>62523304Doesn't matter that much. The NVDA deal and oil prices decreasing better do some magic, but they're willing to dump for almost any reason.
>>62523311I aint reading all that. Go update your blog.
>>62523314Anon, you don't have to announce that you're a zoomer with brain rot in every single thread.
>>62523311>/smg/ - stock market general
>>62523311maybe...
What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, vote in next week's poll>https://strawpoll.com/PKgleQMkoZp>https://strawpoll.com/PKgleQMkoZp
>>62523311>Anyone else feel like the world is sleepwalking into disasterWelcome to the world, where there's always at least ten reasons as to why everything is turning to shit and we're on brink of a catastrophe. If we've survived the Cuban crisis we'll be mostly fine.
>>62523311>sanguineAre you supposed to read this word like "linguine" (the pasta) or "penguin" (the bird)?
>>62523279Lots of delusional baggies there. Moomoo comment section also has lots of those too
>>62523311
>>62523321Zoomies dont know what a blog is you fucking retard bot
>>62523307I have food, I just hate doing anything to make it. I don't eat much junk food, so everything needs to be prepared. The problem is we don't have a dishwasher, washer, or dryer.
>>62523327Is then penguin spelt 'penguine'?
oil on the climb uphope it goes down sooni guess it doesnt really matter what happens right now since everything is sorta slated to be down for the week because of earningses
>>625233111. Oil reserves are keeping the supply stable for now2. The saudi refinery which was attacked was not a big impact on oil. A real happening would be the Houthis completely closing the passage to all ships, the attack of the Yanbu port and pipeline terminus, or both. However, Houthis didn't do this yet, and is letting Chinese crewed oil ships pass, to the relief of the markets3. Russian oil facilities are being attacked at a more critical scale. Russian situation is impacting the oil market more and more
>>62523308Yeah brent went up a dollar this past hour. It was going down for the entire day today though, so it's still $2 down in total.
>>62523340I love that gif
>>62523327>"linguine" (the pasta)I choose this way from now on.
>>62523311dril bur dril
>>62523340Maybe the reason I'm not so embarassed to be initially fooled by some AI vids is because I was fooled by this gif initially when I was like 11 and it was no big deal. Nowadays midwits get so angry defensive if they think they've been fooled even a little bit. Fragile
niggas in this thread really splurging on 20 dollars worth of penny stocksseems like every three or four months a new crowd of retards rolls in as the previous batch loses all their money on stupid shit
>>62523362wtf that penguin gif is fake?
>>62523311>Millions of people will go hungrynot people, just africans and indians and good riddance
>>62523362Same. I was 8 when I saw it on a vidya forum and it was like black magic to me. Then the guy posted pic related and it all made sense. I was fooled.
Too many times Ive been bit in the ass by hoping Oil Futs will open bright green on mondays.Lets start looking for a rope, shall we.
Ukraine has entered the chat with Iran, Israel and the US
When people start dying, my port starts flying.Thats bad, but its the sad reality.
>Iran foreign minister: Ukraine's Zelenskiy targeted Iranian commercial ship, killing sailorUkraine was the good guy long enough to become the villain.
when is goog gonna pump back to $400?
>>62523402Fiddy years
>>62523399people? really? are you sure its not just beasts in the shape of man?>>62523400ukraine has been assisting in drone warfare against Iran since day one
>>62523294I know it wont be flat. Im curios which way and Im happy with both. Got 120k of KORU and Id love to buy more.
>>62523400>>62523408Are we forgetting that Iran gave Russia a huge amount of Shahed drones for years to use in Ukraine?Iran's hands aren't completely clean in the Ukraine war.
>>62523400They've been getting raped by Shahed drones sold to Russia for the entirety of this war. I think that's why they think they're justified in taking down their ships, especially if it gets them good boy points with the US. That being said they're in range of Iranian rockets and drones, so good luck with that.
>>62523311Nothing ever happens nigga.
>>62523415>>62523420That's true. I forgot about that
>>62523367
Debating buying more stocks tommorow. Anyone have thoughts on these tickers?>NBIS>ALAB>MDA>SamsungBuy, wait, trash. Let me know.
so since there's a de facto ceasefire, oil futures are going to crash right?
>>62523432Is the pool open?
>>62523428Kek
>>62523428The name of that penguin? Jeffrey Pengstein.
are you shorting spacx down to 70-80, /smg/?
>>62523432something must have happenedcheck the x-er feeds
It feels weird how people are unaware of AI progress. People are spending a lot and don’t realize that most jobs will be gone probably in two or three years.
>>62523444I wanted to get in at 135 and didn't, and now I hate myself for it because it was free money. Not sure if I wanna get in now as it seems to have lost that downwards momentum.
>>62523447
>>62523281
>>62523452Employment numbers are bizarrely up. It is just two months but economists are scratching there head. Nothing ever happens.
Buy AMFN
>>62523452Most people are just using the free AI. And that does quite some mistakes. So naturally one can't judge the paid AI. Or depending on your job, you coudn't judge the paid Coder AI, if you're not a techtranny
>>62523454Here we go again. I guess at least this time it's a bit different.
>>62523111>Waiting
>>62523454oh no i'm sure all of iran's allies will rush to it's defenseall zero of them lol
>>62523475i think the only one they have left that doesnt totally have its hands tied is china
I act mad niggerish on the weekends when the market is closed.
Microsoft giga squeeze in 4 days, last chance to run away. After that they will dump hard as they always do, and even if they start to recover the AI bubble will pop before they even start to recover. Expect them to stay in the low 200s until 2040.
>>62523465Ads incoming
>>62523478china definitely has it's hand tied, they're not going to do anything beyond selling iran equipment in order to field test their tech against the US's. And even then its not in China's best interest to draw the war out longer
>>62523475I suspect Russia will invade Ukraine very soon for what it did to Iran's ship.
>>62523454Nice I’m long in micro futures do you think it’ll dip below $85? I kind of want to ride my position in case something like pic related happens >>62523475This gives russia justification to openly enter the conflict in the Middle East vice versa. Ukraine just fucked themselves by opening another front
>>62523465Nothing is free. They collected your question and information to train their model to cater to public taste. Soon, they will have the most valuable data to predict from fashion trends to election.
>>62523489Do you think China and Russia want America to invade and get bogged down or not invade and not lose a ally?Im curios what the troll farms are pushing.
What do you waste your gains on?For me it's whores and food slop.
>>62523503A lifestyle that allows me to masturbate completely naked inside my own home forever.
I pay my credit card bills over the phone just to talk to someone. But most of the time it’s just an automated voice teller.
>Kospee
>Asspie
>>62523497kek god help us all if russia launches a second two week special military operation, this time in a country it shares no land border with. >>62523502china, russia, and iran are not allies. they sort of share a common enemy. China hates Russia more than they hate the US historylet. A US invasion isn't realistic, midterms will reshape US politics. If the west ever fully declares war on Russia China will join on the side of the west, it the lowest risk highest stability option and will return their historical lands in siberia you guys are fucking stupid if you think china and russia are allies
>>62523512holy shit a talking bear
>>62523480I literally tried my hardest not to say nigger yesterday and I couldn't do it. My friend said I was mumbling it at the end of the night when this black girl was around. Without the market I'm a mess.
>>62523515>China hates Russia more than they hate the USare you talking about the Sino-Soviet split? That happened a while ago
>>62523512Some of yall don’t need to be worrying about money
>>62523525
>>62523529Now ask it if China is Russia's Israel
>>62523525there is sino-soviet split that was a kgb psi-op that the american public ate up so the banks could transfer tech to the east without the goyim asking questions. you're a useful retard spouting that shit why don't you examine what china and russia have actually done instead of repeating a headline. a hint? they're united on every single international issue that promotes communism. so, based and epic split ya got therefucking idiot
>>62523525>he doesn't know about the tsarist imperial era treaties and China's already growing soft power in the far north eastyea bro china values freindship over historical land claims and northern trade route access>>62523529try a book instead of jew slop nigger
>>62523542>they're united on every single international issue that promotes communism.what the hell are you talking about? communism? you do know that the biggest supporters of the ukraine are communist ran eu members. the whole goal of this war is so ukraine can join the eu and adopt all of their socialist policies.
>>62523515I could see Russia occupying the straight with man power(Russia doesn’t care if they die) to exert direct influence over the oil economy. Win win for Iran and Russia. I don’t think it’s an impossibility that Iran uno reverses and invades the coast lines around Hormuz
>>62523542I'm sorry I'm a fucking idiot.
>>62523554it's ok to be an idiotits not ok to remain an idiot
>>62523542
>>62523553HAHAHAHA Iran?Invade?stupidest shit i have ever read on smg
>>62523447>>62523454>>62523475Ukraine ship sunk, most are bombed but not sunk like the titanic kek Iran retaliated
>>62523550No shit retard
So is SOXL fucked? Pls I just need ~$240 SOXL and I'll be happy.>>62523311Most definitely but rather they are just pretending nothing is wrong and hoping it just goes away. Though I suspect this means the stock market will go one of two ways.>long slow dump for months/years dependent on how slow the real world turmoil is>sudden crash the moment the market accepts that things are terrible, likely the moment oil reserves run really low and it can no longer be lied away with paper>>62523497That theory that Zelensky is really just genociding the Ukrainian people is only gonna look more and more likely to normies.
>>62523562I should have said occupy. I don’t think they’ll invade and try to conquer any arab countries sat best land grabs
>>62523562
>>62523568Believe in David Soxl
>>62523570
>>62523568putin just came out on public video stating his goal is to genocide Ukraine lol
>>62523575
>>62523559most accurate representation of ww3
>>62523570>>62523575Both of these images are propaganda.
>>62523570The majority of them have renounced their Russian citizenship, well, maybe not those that were fake jews but really the passport is worth far less than the Israeli one regardless
OPEN THE FUCKIN' MARKET!
Chevron niggas still repping the hoodDon’t need no war, no ceasefire, shiiiiit im in it for the love of the game.
>>62523591idk, russians believe russia has no borders and everything is russia, two million russians is a ton considering how small israel's population is, would be funny if israel collapsed because of it lol
>>62523565if this was real, the kremlin kikes on /pol/ would have a couple threads bumped about this, wouldn't they
mission accomplished pretty much
>>62523578What a cursed image
>>62523597They are russian jews
>|the gloves will soon be off" posting rutranny lost
>>62523590China is winning
>>62523600Checked and they do.Bibi is meeting with trump to show him more blackmail so he attacks again. We are already at war these are just hydration breaks. Fake and gay
>>62523609two days old article, might as well be from ten years ago, we're operating on 6 hour shifts from world war lll to six hours later having world peace
>>62523565It was the Russians who did thatThere is no need or point for Iran to bomb Ukrainian ships. Iran would retaliate far more effectively by bombing something valuable in Bahrain. Keep in mind that Ukraine have no independent ability to communicate at long range with drones and also no independent ability to track Iran's ships. Obviously, this attack on the ship was not only approved, it was instigated by the US.
>>62523615I must be blind because I don't see one thread up
>>62523311>Millions of people will go hungry without Russian and Ukrainian grain exports.reminder that this meme conflict has been going on for 4 years and no country has starved to death. Also ukraine has been in civil war since about 2014 and the israel grudge on the middle east has been going on since the very moment israel exists.
This fat orange bastard has been talking non-stop about “peace talks going well” since Friday close, then right as Monday futures open he inexplicably posts AI images of destroyed Iranian battleships on his cancer of a social media platformThis fucker has puts I just know it
>>62523515The year isn't 1969 anymore. Things have changed.Chinese public opinion of Russia is very positive, which indicates the CCP intends to maintain good relations with Russia.Also, China is building their new ICBM silo fields close to Russia, to maximize the distance from American submarines. Historically, China used to build ICBM silos in the center of the country, where they would be equally far from all threats. Apparently, China does not plan on war with Russia for the foreseeable future.
>>62523608ass in asseyebrows raised
>>62523635
>>62523633There was a deal in place that the UN brokered I think. Basically Russia and Ukraine agreed to not target each other's grain exports. I don't think what we're seeing now has happened before.>the israel grudge on the middle east has been going on since the very moment israel existsAnd how many times have both straits been closed to oil tankers? See this is what I'm talking about. Things have been generally fine ever since the second world war ended, and people have gotten used to it. They don't look at what's happening around them, they just have this sense that things will work out in the end because that's all most people alive today have ever known.
>>62523596Hello? Based department? I’d like to file a report.
>>62523633>civil war
>>62523111We’ve all been there. Sleep tight, Steeler.
>>62523636Wasn't one of russia's main sticking points against the west and nato was the encroaching of missile sites near their borders, why wouldn't that same logic apply to china doing the same, china just told russia that they shouldn't dare use nuclear weapons implying they thought they might use tactical nukes against Ukraine, it doesn't sound like a friendly partnership, but a boss/worker one or one might say a master/slave relationship considering how weak russia looks over the past 4 years
>>62523568Man you americans continue to be clueless. Everyone in europe hates Putin. Ukraine got dragged into this war because it wanted to join EU. Putin is the only thing that’s standing on the path of EU and therefore Europe becoming stronger. Like the last boomer trying to upkeep the post WW2 world order. We’re cheering for Russians to feel more pain because they still support the old soviet boomer.
>>62523677Just usual imperialism. Slipped out of sphere of influence so it's chimp out time. Nothing new under the sun for humans...
>>62523663Missiles? An American submarine can launch Trident missiles from close to Russia. An American bomber can launch AGM-86 missiles from very close to Russia. The problem for Russia with NATO encroachment is, I'm sure, ground troops and gray zone warfare, not nuclear missiles.>china just told russia that they shouldn't dare use nuclear weaponsSource? Not that I think China would appreciate the nuclear taboo being eroded by anyone, but I doubt they would publicly reproach Russia about it.>a master/slave relationshipI think that's an exaggeration. Both sides have leverage. Russia has the theoretical ability to switch sides; Trump and many China hawks in Washington would probably like to see that.
>>62523681Putin still thinks that imperialism works like it’s the 18th century. While EU shows how imperialism is done in the 21st century.
