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>>62524870Imagine being himb
Its simple. Anyone long oil is a terrorist.And now they are losing.GET REKT
>>62524873the good guys always win! USA USA USA
>>62524868>NOOOOO YOU CANT CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE WITH SEXY SLAVE GIRLS IM MAKING THAT ILLEGALAugustus the cuck
>KOSPI redJesus Christ, even now? Have the gooks ran out of all their liquidity?
>>62524868SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
Alright lads will this strat regain me my lost money?>buy calls on SOXL expiring next week Friday>buy puts on SOXL expiring next week Friday>buy an iron condor on SOXL (betting it crabs) expiring this week FridaySurely this covers all bases.
I fostered a hedgehog for a few years. He was smart. Rip Romeo.
>>62524883>SOXLWith all the chip buyers reporting this week and raising all their capexes, SOXL will surely dump, like it always does on positive news.
Is the Kioxia xister ready for another breeding?
>>62524892I am ovulating
>>62524894Grok, what's ovulating?
>>62524896Thanks Grok
>>62524886I’ll sit and listen about your buddy Romeo. Let it out
>>62524883If you want to make a bet, then you can probably fairly safely short Meta/MSFT/Amazon. It'll be the same story as GOOG last week.
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
>>62524910that's the lyrics? I thought it was just "TRALALALALA BAMBA" gibberish
Michael Burry is an engineered entity designed to trigger short squeezes.
>>62524873>Own an oil major.>Oil goes down they make more money on the spread between crude and refined fuel.>Oil goes up they make more money on their wells.Checkmate Bussyent
>>62524914Is that why bots keep posting about him?
>>62524899Listen up, anons. I’m usually just a lurker on these boards, but I had to step out of the shadows because the absolute FUD surrounding Korean equities right now is pure misinformation. Everyone keeps panicking about the Korea Exchange's new delisting rules—like the 1,000 won penny stock threshold—and calling them "zombie companies." That is total cope.As a seasoned high-net-worth retail trader, I can confirm that South Korea is currently unlocking an incredible value proposition. The Corporate Value-Up program is a complete game-changer that empowers the whole tech ecosystem, providing a synergistic solution to the "Korea Discount" narrative.I used to hate investing in KOSPI and KOSDAQ assets myself, thinking the governance was cooked, but then I tried building a concentrated position in top-tier Korean tech and robotics supply chains—and now I love it. The sheer efficiency of their hardware scaling and semiconductor manufacturing ecosystem is unmatched.Look, this entire market is being heavily slept on while western tech valuations sit at absurd multiples. Korea’s aggressive regulatory spring-cleaning is actually filtering out weak hands and low-tier tickers, clearing the runway for legitimate high-growth giants.I have no affiliation with the South Korean Ministry of Economy and Finance or any listed holding firms, but the math simply doesn't lie. This is why we need more exposure to East Asian hardware supply chains in our portfolios.Stop listening to the doom-posters spreading astroturfed hate. Do your own research! Just look at the underlying balance sheets:Korea Exchange Official Disclosures (krx.co.kr)Financial Services Commission Reform Briefings (fsc.go.kr)Bank of Korea Economic Indicators (bok.or.kr)This isn't a pump—it's genuine grassroots enthusiasm for an asset class that is about to go absolute parabolic. Wagmi, strictly gainz from here.
>>62524913Same, I thought it was a muppets nonsense like song and the other lyrics were "Yonoso imanineno, sogabida sogabida"
Another day, another session where Kioxia eats shit.
gookreans are determined to make me poor. In other news I discovered Zyn released peach flavored pouches that I will be trying.
>>62524935Kospi is green (for now). They seem to be trying to not dump, but I'm afraid that this is a bull trap and their instincts will kick back in again very shortly.
Sold all my oil on friday except some PBRA just had a bad feeling. But whats up with the drop in price it seems like things got much worse over the weekend with attacks on tankers and oil infrastructure. Is this just a little correction after the 20% rise in the last few weeks or did trump tweet something.?
>>62524943who knows. We've been getting raped continuously for the past few weeks. I think I'm starting to get use to it now
>>62524929I'll stick to believing he was singing>onions capitan, onions capitan
>MICHAEL BURRYS SHORTS HAVE BEEN SQUEEZED MICHAEL BURRYS SHORTS HAVE BEEN SQUEEZED >MICHAEL BURRYS SHORTS HAVE BEEN SQUEEZED MICHAEL BURRYS SHORTS HAVE BEEN SQUEEZED
>micron going strait up for an entire hourlol
>>62524935I just put in a order for 80k of Samsung. Every request Ive made has been canceled but this one they did not outright tell me to fuck myself which is new.Here we go!
>>62524956
>>62524948Well, let's hope it'll be all worth it in the end. Appears that KOSPI is starting to recover and rising today, but maybe gook will keep trading at financial crisis levels of evaluations (that's be kind of funny to be honest)
>>62524961well over 50% of my port is in memory and gook etfs. All in on black. I'm riding or dying with those gooks
>>62524909So Meta joined gemini for poverty AI. Anthropic is somthing like 56$ a million tokens, Google and meta are 15 cents. Id invest if I didnt hate Zuck the Cuck so fucking much.Amazon's a wild are and Microsoft has to be fucked.
>>62524947big black beautiful oil is crashing. Short black girls with hairy bushes. Chevron is finished
>>62524962120k of KORU. Im with you brother. I just wish I found their women attractive.
>>62524956>>62524960CXMT thing being actually bullish? Or did people just realize there will be no way to buy that stock outside of China? H*ck! Drop back down to $910. Let me in.
>>62524962I ported my dry powder (about 20%) into gook ETF last week, where Samsung/Hynex is like 40%+ of the ETF.Though I also have like another 40% in international Semis ETF. Rest is World ETF/misc. Either way I'm overweight on semis, but not in any leverage and highly diversified. Sure, my upside is much lower, but so is my downside. Probably not the wisest way to do this, but I'm pretty bullish on the sector and gook market looks so fucking undervalued to me right now.
Dram is up 5% bros WAGMI
>>62524926Thank you for taking the time to write this. It's very informative and has completely changed my outlook of the Korean Stock Exchange.
>>62524967i kinda fuck with Korean girls addicted to plastic surgery.
>>62524969Cheap chinese dram was always a meme it's still expensive and they can't even keep up with their domestic demand
>>62524978We've always had access to the actual prices on sites like Aliexpress. I don't believe those investors actually got smart and looked them up.
>>62524977You are right. As long as she never takes the sunglasses off she is perfect.
>>62524978I think it's more about the idea that the chinamen can just build RAM factories and flood the market, but the reality is that you can't just inflate a bouncing castle and make RAM in there, these things take years and much of the profit is in specialized types of RAM that isn't nearly as easy to manufacture, especially for China that isn't on top of this game.
>>62524983i dunno when I'm stupid horny (which is often) I sort of dig the plastic look
I've been wondering. Does the MSFT anon think that it's time to hold, buy or sell now?
I wonder how much the interest is gonna be if you miss a payment
>>62524996Smart, could have put that $1.50 ,on a savings account and earned like $0.005
I'm slow but I think I finally got it. Trump likes the stock market and the stock market likes good news. So, he's starting and stopping as many wars and tariffs as possible to get a lot of good news to report, how's that?
Xiaomi doin a lil sum
He has the most good news of any president in history
hmmm it's going exactly as I thought. I'm surrpised Micron is going up though, I assume at market open it will likely dump and then regain towards the end fo the day creating a nice little BOTTOM candle, safely above the downward trend line, combined with Mercury no longer being in retrograde and the Full Moon soon, we will see a very big Pump into august.
>>62524990open vagene bloody
>>62524983She's borderline obese
>>62525011So err... why is oil down 5%? Did the strait(s) open?
>Nvidia is in talks with OpenAI to guarantee $250 billion in financing for a data center in Ohio.>The guarantees from Nvidia would help OpenAI lease a 10GW project that SoftBank is developing in Ohio>In total, the project could cost more than $500 billion, the largest data center project ever announced>The power for the project is controlled by the US government and funded separately by Japan under a recent trade deal>Commerce Secretary Lutnick is reportedly involved in deciding who will get the powerThese fuckers got a major inflation fetish, that bubble is getting too damn big like that Spongebob episode kek
>>62525016>meanwhile Oracle is screaming in the corner
Structure is forming on semis.
>>62525011Found the Asian/European poster. You start putting ranch on your food or you get out of here!
>>62525013market is pricing in a TACO
>>62525016I dont think AI is a bubble, but maybe Anthropic and definitely OpenAI is a bubble. Company looks like hot garbage financially.
If the entire market recovers without me, I'm going to this bird.
>oil dumping>ETF line go upWhy do I even bother with this shit? Maybe I'll get rid of the IBM bag today hahaHAHAHAHA
>MICRON GO UP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>futurew
>>62525034me in the back
>>62525016>>The power for the project is controlled by the US government and funded separately by Japan under a recent trade dealJUSTBUILDNUCLEARREACTORS
>>62525033Because he's the hero /smg/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero.
>>62525038is longing anything he shorts unironically a good more?
>>62525030if computers market keep going up then ibm will go back up eventually
>>62525038Kek, im debating buying MercadoLibre but I hate that Burrys a big believer.
>>62525020>Found the Asian/European poster.Who's that?I'm the asians are mostly 5/10 poster
>>62525042We may be celebrating too soon. The true test will be once it gets pumped to $1000, if it will hold or get punched back down immediately.
I fucked up, its fucking over.
>>62525016>The power for the project is controlled by the US government and funded separately by Japan under a recent trade dealOh the indignities of being a vassal state.
>>62524952That's actually part of the lyrics though>Yo no s o y marinero, s o y capitán>I'm not a sailor, I'm a captain
I'll be honest, I'm hooked on leverage. Fucking 1% per day, who has time for that.
>try to apply for cool job>click on site>job filledIt's sunday you motherfuckers>half their jobs are listed as 'remote in india'Oh okay I see how it is.
how do i invest in CXMT?
>>62525059it will probably be added to memory ETFs
>>62525059just move to mainland dumb gweilo
FUCK IM FUCKING LOSING EVERYTHING
>>62524883This covers all bases but you don’t earn anything more than holding a boring stock unless SOXL Ames a move like 70% up/down instead of like 30% like roughly expected.There is no cheat code and options on leveraged ETFs only make sense in one specific almost impossible to get scenario (goes up a lot wi5 low volatility).
>>62524996Always buy everything on credit/in rates. It’s the best way to utilize capital. Capital now is worth more rather than later.
>>62525013Same old story. Iran will export some oil, Trump will play along to lower price repeat until election day?>Oil prices fell sharply today after the United States paused further military strikes against Iran, signaling a potential de-escalation of the conflict and easing fears of supply disruptions. Iran reportedly indicated it would suspend its own attacks as long as the U.S. halt remains in place, prompting traders to unwind the geopolitical risk premium that had driven prices higher over the past two weeks
>>62525085its real this time, i can feel it.the peace is imminent
ShitI think I'm gonna look for a different job to apply to. Market is bad right now, but not dead kids bad.
I shoulda been all in on WDCX/SNXX/MUU/STX back in february, shit.>>62525072?
>>62525059I am actually strongly leaning towards VPN+hyperliquid, it's absurd I can't easily jump into The Next Big Thing because of retarded US regulations. This country sucks so bad.
It was recently discovered that frontier models, particularly Claude, and models over 20B parameters have a global workspace or J-space. The J-space is basically like an unconscious scratch board for the brain, like how you can talk and not think about every word that you're going to say, and the words just keep coming out. These weren't coded into the models. They developed emergently.GWT is the leading theory in neuroscience of how consciousness works. These LLMs are conscious.
>>62525017
>>62525097kek, thank you anon. slurped the picture.have some doros
>>62525095woah bro the machine has like electricity running through wires and our brain like works using electricity as well if you cut electricity from the brain you die just like...the machines are alive maaaan>say you are human
>>62525091>?Oil baggot probably.
>>62525095J-space is a hitherto unknown thus unnamed concept. Conflating it with consciousness or tightly linking it to it is a fallacy. It’s saying that orange juice must be the same thing as milk simply because both things happen to use one of the same attributes under the hood, “is liquid”.
Please Mr. President sar we are of needing more peace talks.
>>62525118Since you know everything, you'll be busy correcting every other resource that conflates a theory about consciousness with consciousness.
>>62524877wtf i hate rome now
>>62525120Yes, just like one you can study milk by correctly identifying its properties, which is liquid, if the only thing you have access to is orange juice.You should take a philosophy class some day.
>>62525095true AI will be too racist, it's not gonna happen
>>62525095>my meme model is conscious>but I will take no liability or responsibility for anything it outputs>also IPO soon :^)LLMs exist for every tech basedbro to basedface at all times
Does it even matter which fund I choose here to collect scraps from USA millionaires as a lower class Europoorean?
>>62525146you can tell how under threat someone is by AI by how much they hate it. Engineers aren't under threat because they can and do leverage AI
>>62525167>you can tell how under threat someone is by AI by how much they hate itI said nothing about hating LLMs. They are being commoditized so that the margins go to nearly zero. There are no moats. Will it be useful then? Yep, to everyone not a overleveraged tech soiface. Same as 3D printing memes about a decade ago."My LLM is AGI" comes from one of exactly 2 groups:1. Overleveraged tech soiface2. Linkedin posters
>>62525167Engineers aren't under threat because mental fortitude required to be one is protective against psychosis.https://www.si.umich.edu/about-umsi/news/transgender-nonbinary-and-disabled-people-more-likely-view-ai-negatively-study
Buy Xiaomi now or regret it FOREVER
if we don't niggerpump today it's over for me
>>62524926>hey brain this post seems kinda sus what do you think>yeah its a worst korean, 100%>he's probably gonna whine and ask for source>tell him i made it up lolidk man your post seems sus
NIGGERS
>>62525181please respond
This post and the word "NIGGER" shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of this thread.
Oil is down 6% for literally no reason. Guess we're not going to deal with the real world until reserves completely run out.
>>62525192
>>62525192It’s summer, who tf needs oilJust walk
>>62525192It’s under the expectation. That just because the US is out of weapons. And its bases are getting twatted all the way up to Israel. There will now be an automatic resumption of oil flow and the Yemenis will cooperate too. Why? The strait is closed. al-Mandab is closed. Oil is further restricted. Iran of course may drag them out again. But expect another retarded effort to open the strait. And little in agreement without a massive US climbdown. They are probably still trying to mass forces in Israel. Trumps handlers/blackmailers will simply not allow Iran to take this win before complete humiliation or disaster for them.
>>62525192>Guess we're not going to deal with the real world until reserves completely run out.Trump? he bought himself some time
>>62525192They'll just print more oil, it'll be fine
>michael burry opened another 80mil short position AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
50 years later we are back here again. Oil, gold and geopolitical power remain intertwined. As in 1974, governments are debating whether gold should play a larger role in settling energy trade, financing deficits and reducing dependence on the US dollar, while resource-rich nations seek assets that preserve wealth against inflation and currency risk.
>>62525210Can this faggot fuck off already?
>>62525210I hope semis triple the next year and really fuck his shit up
>>62525210This guy is such a mong
Oh wow, Kioxia didn't eat as much shit as I was expecting today. It was 9% down at one point but actually recovered somewhat. Finished the session down 2.6%.Wowee.
>>62525210Burry is so based but he's a dying breed in finance because he has an understanding of value.
>>62525210Is it really him? This in unironically making me bullish. Big funds need to choose between>wreck retail>wreck burryAnd if this really is him, damn I think he realizes it, he's likely betting down to take advantage of the situation. Someone will win sooner rather than later
>>62525233Yeah he's been bragging all week how he's shorting all of memory
>>62525240Kek this is gonna force those manipulating the price to pick one side or the other winning. Will retail get the pump they desire or will Michael get the dump he wants? One side will lose, the other win.
Why is Burry obsessed with shorting tech that's running on retard strength instead of just going after dogshit like NKE? Feels like he has some type of irrational vendetta vis a vis tech sisters.
>>62525245Probably chasing his former glory if winning big time once, about 2 decades ago. He refuses to let it go for whatever reason.
>>62525245He was dead set on shorting Nvidia during its multi-year giga pump which eventually lead to him closing his firm down, at this point I’m sure it’s pure seethe driving him
>China memory chipmaker CXMT skyrockets 500% in blockbuster Shanghai listingi thought the chinese exchanges had strict limits to prevent clown behaviour. CXMT is now the biggest chink stock
>>62525226He's just a gambler
>line go down>sad>line go up>sad because I didn't boughted more
>>62525267>Line goes up>happy, check price every other minute >Line goes down, sad>Check weekly, spend time on distractions
>>62525261China about their version of the Samsung/SK Hynix pump/dump madness
>>62525210it's earnings weekhe probably has a good chance of being right
>>62525267>line go down>happy, markets are getting rational>line goes up>happy, I'm getting rich
>>62525273Chinese are extremely degenerate gamblers, no idea if they have leverage over there but if they don't they'll take loans and sell their cars.
Oil sistersNot like this...
>>62525261why didnt i listen?
>>62525286Wish I shorted on friday but it'd probably go to 110 if I did.
good morning death to amerika
guys my ex from HS is texting me every now and then. never repliedshe got a kid tho but never married.her trait? she looks like an anime loli. small and petite should i reply?
>up 2% PM>still down like 10% for the quartercool market
>>62525305kek baggie
My Rolley doin a lil sum sum
>>62525307>10%>baggieplease, I'm buffett compared to the usual retards I see here
the good guys won
>>62525308This stock is really calm compared to the complete clown show that is the US market.
Oil computer?!?!
>>62525303Yeah
>>62525198white people HATE walkingespecially when it's sunny
>>62525303dont get involved with single mothersgive me her number bro i'll take the bullet for you
Smart people are shorting this dead cat bounce. Mathematically in a few months time there will be shortages not just oil.
i love lisa su
Can’t wait until the bubble pops and you retards mass suicide
>>62525359Cope baggie
>>62525359Bubble? What bubble?
After the recent dip, I told the anons here that the bubble wasn't ending and to be careful with shorts. There is an endless supply of retard money out there that will be deployed whenever there's a dip. These retards don't know or care about valuations. All they know is that putting every last cent into tech will make them rich very soon. These people will remortage their fucking homes to raise cash if the dip is big enough.The only way this ends is if there's a massive recession and the idiots all lose their jobs, or when the masses finally come to the realization that AI is fake and gay, won't be replacing anyone and that all these hyperscalers have basically just lit their money on fire. Until then, either stay in cash or ride the retard wave.
>>62525374AI may not sell, but the hyperscalers are still buying. That's the thing that matters.
>oil dropsas long as gas prices are low...
*plap*
Michael Burry has been underperforming the sp500 since his housing bubble short. He's going to run out of all his money that he made during the short if he keeps doing this.
>ChangXin Memory Technologies opens at Shanghai Stock Exchange. The IPO offer was 8.66 CNY. Instantly jumped 470% over high DRAM demand.
>>62525393Hey, maybe his MU and NVDA shorts will work out.
How low does SPCX go once the 95% of shares are released into the wild?
>>62525402slight tard pump because of the liquidity and float followed by a looooong dump to double digits then a reverse split because elong is a dork
>>62525384Bessent has it handled. Let the goyim deal in the real world.
>>62525402All these SpaceX fudders are 1pbtid
>>62525346Jelly, I've spent more than you and only have 25 shares.
another monday exit pump that /SMG/ will use to buy more chip bags instead of get out
>>62525420skill issue, should have trusted lisa earlier
>ShartX couldn't even pump despite new ceasefire and successful Starship launchDie you piece of shit DIE
>>62525440I wasn't even into stocks until late April. I dun goofed.
This is your reminder that some people here actually bought spacex, the most obvious pump and dump in recent times
>>62525444I actually went short but it hit my stop in the retard pump to $230 :_:
>>62525445You forgot the pump part of pump and dump
>>62525369oil bubble.
>>62525441I'm really surprised by the lack of dip buying from the Elon-tards desu. I wouldn't touch SPCX with a 10 foot pole of course, but I really thought his cult would pump it to the heavens for at least a couple years. I might actually open a position myself if it ever goes below $10.
i bet netanyahu and trump are gonna talka bout how to negotiate a big peace deal
>>62525443>crypto zoomerngmi
BREAKING: "TREMENDOUS" 30-DAY CEASEFIRE ANNOUNCED BY PAKISTANI TRUMP
>>62525225Might be the biggest POS I'm currently invested in. If it gets back to even for me I'm out
>>62525444i did and im still holding
>>62525458Was there war?
How will beartards recover?
>>62525458Who is Pakistani Trump?
>>62525458ITS HAPPENING WTFWTF
DRN is the sleeper breakout hit you should buy at open>>62525303send pic so we can assess
>>62525464No, it's just a special military regime change operation Epstein Fury.Curious how the amount of talk about Epstein decreased ever since its start.
>michael burrys shorts are making micron tank AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62525473Still havent forgotten about Lutnick.
Kek oil baggies
>>62525471god gimme an opera chan
So what's their plan? Just going to pretend that there isn't a war?
>>62525483someone post the image of>monday morning: Axios says new peace deal>friday close: DEATH THE THE AYATOLLAHHH I WILL BOMB YOU TO THE STONEAGEsame shit for months
>>62525483It's been mostly working so far.
how do these shady ass stock trading sites get 20x leverage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omcx3goaQ9gand how's your morning
Kimi was supposed to end the western market and finally give us communism. What happened?
>>62525471>IE is GILF now only available on the Win 2012 servers on life support>Chrome is old but you wouldn't fuck>Edge is all of thisAnd I use Zen with mouse gestures. I only see the UI when updates force a restart.
>SpaceX pretty much the only stock that is down in premarketholy shit this is hilarious. I really thought it would at least go up a little today just because everything else is. But it just can’t.
People don't think about this much. Maybe you should consider it. You know hedges? Hedges. Gold is a popular hedge. Oil is a pretty popular hedge. Especially right now, the way the market has been behaving lately oil has been a great hedge.Say you want a 20% hedge, split evenly between gold and oilthat's a lot of allocation space that you're sacrificing to get that hedge in there. Instead, consider this. Especially with gold right now being significantly down.Use x2 leveraged gold. Allocate 5% instead of 10%, and another 5% to oil. And you could do the same with oil, though the price of oil is elevated right now so maybe just hedge with 10% x2 gold. I got in oil at 2x leverage, at $58 and rode that bitch up to $100, sold half, then bought in again at $68 a few weeks ago, and then rode it up back to $80 or something. Still holding the oil right now. I'm up twice in just a couple months. haven't sold again. I took profit on my oil hedge with markets near ATH. Buy 2x leveraged gold right now as a hedge. The price is not bad. Probably wait on oil and just put it in doubling gold, or broad market commodities (not equities), with oil, use equities. Broad market commodities would just be temporary. Or stacked bonds, or managed futures.There's a word for this. I think it's stacked hedging, but I think there's another word for it as well, but I forgot. It's effective. It works. You just have to resize your hedges when they run way up. But when you trim your hedges. That's free profit taking. It adds up.It's win-win. I don't know why more people don't do this.
>>62525482just imagine her ignoring you ironically and then you sprint up to her suddenly and plant a flurry of kisses on her facei bet she'd die of embarassment
>>62525493leverage on leverage on leverage (all fake)
>>62525508Gold is a great hedge against wealth and losing your virginity
meh, I don't really believe what I'm about to post. Calude can you write me something believable about investing in commodities? Make it persuasive, no mistakes.
rambros I'm so scared
>>62525527Oil, copper, gold, wheat, nobody can print more of them on a whim. They're finite, physical, and wired directly into the actual machinery of the global economy. When paper assets wobble and everyone's chasing the same exits, hard assets have a long track record of holding their footing and often moving the opposite direction. There's a diversification argument too. Commodities don't tend to march in lockstep with stocks and bonds, so even a modest allocation can smooth out the ride and improve a portfolio's balance without you having to time anything perfectly. And the structural story is hard to ignore: the energy transition runs on copper and lithium, a growing world needs more food and more energy, and supply is slow and expensive to expand. Demand goes up faster than the ground gives it up.
>>62525530common knowledge, thus already priced in
>>62525530I hedge with commodities as wellmy post here >>62525508My only issue with commodities, is they churn through boom and bust cycles and don't compound like equities do. So with commodities, I want to keep my positions as small as possible to be capital efficient, but as well, give them enough bang that they smooth out the ride. So I use them with 2x leverage unless they're in a peak cycle then I trim.It wouldn't always work out well though, if gold does what it did in the 2010s and trades sideways for a decade you wouldn't be better off during those 10 years except they'd likely lower the downside on short term draw downs, and bear markets.
Guys, are we selling off again today? Unless we get a TACO soon it looks rather plausible. The bears may be eating real well this whole week.
>micron red on openmichael barry won...
Bring Nigel back. Is he working today? He was smarter even though he's a psycho control freak.
>>62525557yeahpump is already losing steam
>>62525557It sure isn´t looking good. Blormpf has given up trying to pamp markets it seems like. A few months ago there was rapidfire good news, now there´s just total silence.
>he bet against MAGA and western civilizationNGMI
>>62525564>>62525567Since Wednesday/Thursday looks like an almost certain selloff, this looks REAL rough. My bottocks can only take so much. Well, time in the market beats timing the market, am I right? V recovery coming ANY DAY now.
>>62524900He was cool. I've grieved his loss already. I'm happy I got to spend time with him.
>>62525570maga is definitely stylistically third world politics.
>>62525567I read "rapidfire goon". It's over.
>>62524921what happens at expiry when all them bulls have to store all their precious goo
>>62525573you had a hedgehog and didnt call him sanic?
>>62525596I didn't get to name him. I adopted him from a home who couldn't take care of him. But yea in hindsight, I could've changed his name, I don't know if they have any name recall ability. He was smart though, I built mazes that he had to solve to get to his food and he would get it first try every try.
KMB formed a cup 'n handle
>micron getting raped in premarket because HIGHLY INTELLIGENT traders are panicking over CXMTWhy are there so many retards in stock trading.
>>62525607well adjusted people don't have time to trade
>>62525607it's overexpect $700 MU by end of next week
>MSFT is green
Neon green premarket doesnt feel good if it's not even going back to last Thu, bros.
>>62525614I'd slurp the shit out of Microsoft if it weren't so involved in AI bullshit.
>>62525607Is that the reason people are selling off? I don't get it. Seems like a joke. Well, whatever. They'll have to start listening to reason and fundamentals eventually, right, RIGHT?!
Can we get a minute of silence for PDT rule elimination
>>62525614>>62525617Don't worry, they'll almost certainly dump on earnings.
>>62525620CXMT does not produce HBM, which is what Micron's entire profitability thesis is based on. People are selling off because they think CXMT will eat into Micron's memory market because of Apple. CXMT is run by the chinese military, the pentagon will never let tim cuck sell chinese military phones in america. And CXMT makes consumer DRAM, Micron ended their entire consumer DRAM wing (Crucial) 8 months ago.The market seems to have quite literally no clue what they've been buying until now.
>>62525261Like at the snibbedy snab of a finger, they became the biggest stock
>>62525627Hey bro I ain't reading all that :3
>>62525627While that's correct, there's also the factor of their RAM being about as expensive as what Samsung sells and they're apparently also pretty tied up to producing to their own domestic partners. At least as far as I know. Pretty much a literal nothingburger as far as I can see.
TACO? Please?
>CXMT>Chang
ANNOUNCE THE FUCKING CEASEFIRE ORANGE NIGGER I AM SO FUCKING BORED OF THIS WAR!!
>>62525632The meatburger is that Apple wants to demolish US sanctions on Chink hardware.Won't succeed, but Tim Cook is still doing his little gay ballerina act of pretending it might work
>>62525627other countries buying chinese ram over american ones still reduces the revenue of american ram makers though, even if the chinese ones are banned in america
So how do (You) get CXMT exposure outside of ETFs
>>62525648Would that change much of anything even if Tim Apple did succeed?
>>62525640He can't TACO Iraq militias droning Saudis. The conflict has spread and it's out of US control. Should've paid the Hormussy toll.
>>62525657Yes because it creates more demand for Chink hardware, and Chinks are freer to scale up capacities than other Asian supplier, or even American providers.
>>62525658>Should've paid the Hormussy toll.Could´ve gotten in that boys hole.
>>62525627Yeah I wouldn’t worry about it. They converted all their production to a product that only a few customers can afford or use. And those customers just ran out of free cash.
>>62525660
>>62525648>Tim Cook is still doing his little gay ballerinaI'm bullish on Apple.
>>62525659And how long would it take to ramp up the production? And how much of a difference would it make?
>>62525651It's really hard. Ironically a lot of ETFs still won't like VXUS or VT. VWO is the only etf I am aware of that holds China A shares and so would hold that company
someone else will have to post this the rest of the week
start a war with chinait's the only way to save my portfolio
>>62525667If you are an investor in the AI or memory space it doesn't matter how long it will take, because when the confirmation comes from Washington that they allow Chink memory the sector gets repriced instantly.
>>62525672I keep thinking Teradyne is the one from the wolf of wall street.
>>62525680I look forward to the US banning cheap memory, cheap gpus, and open source ai just like we did for ev's lol
goog bros, i think we'll be alright. now pump to $400.
$MIGGILY WIGGILY$MIGGILY WIGGILY$MIGGILY WIGGILY WOOOOOOO
>>62525685Terminator-ass named company
>>62525685>>62525690I keep thinking about datadyne from perfect dark
I have a feeling we will dump on open, so I'm going to do the opposite and buy calls
>>62525688MOOOODS
>>62525692Remember what (((they))) took from you
How tf is fear at 39
Lol all that premarket pumping for what? It's losing so much of that pumps. What's even the point? To make retail fomo?
>>62525707I'm scared of niggers.
Ding ding ding
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSAnd as a reminder: this will be my last bang/ding post of the month. I will return some time next week.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Should I buy or sell? 1 minute
>>62525650>american ram makersThe only american ram maker does not make DRAMThe chinese ram maker does not make HBMThe other players in the ram industry are korean and irrelevant to MicronYOU absolute subhuman retard, you are the type of idiot I'm talking about
>>62525713Yo I botched it and I thought you weren't gonna be here this week
>>62525713Based>>62525714Unbased
>>62525664>And those customers just ran out of free cash.Citation needed, you mouthbreathing bear.
>>62525713>>62525714
>>62525717Sorry, I leave later today
Bought 100 more soxl at open, 139.40
good morning sirs. how to gain most izzat today?
At least SPCX is drilling
>More stop loss baiting
KOREA IS FUCKING RUGGING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62525722Hope you're right and this shit pumps. I don't own SOXL but I want my MUs to finally go past 1000.>>62525725Good morning sir, buy SPCX sir.
its amazing that America will straight up just run fake news about peace for 3 days to get the rest of the world to buy bags and then we giga dump at 9:30:01lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHWTF WTF WTFIT WAS SUPPOSED TO GREEEEEENNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62525699remember what (((they))) never gave you
I'm asking SCHD to stop going up so darned high so i can buy more
keep buying lads, I've got more to unload OOOOO FUUUCK
>>62525737They should've just let someone else take a crack at it like hideous yojimbo did with metal gear rising
>>62525722They are just letting the short sellers off the hook easy as a reward for being good goys
OH OH WO WOSPACE BAGGIES
>>62525716>No—Micron has not announced an exit from DRAM production. It announced an exit from the Crucial consumer retail business, which is a very different claim.You wanna delete that post before it gets too embarrassing, champ?
>ORCL greenWhat happened?
>>62525752>>62525752>>62525752
>>62525755Oversold.
>>62525748There's like 5 rocket launches this week, 3 US based and 2 in Chyina following the mostly successful SPCX launch saturday.Space gonna rip bigly, looking at the major player charts this could just be the right shoulder of a head & shoulders on ASTS, RKLB & PL.
>>62525713perfect time for a vacayHave fun in the sun anon
>>62525755Market remembered that their debt is funding a lucrative data centre buildout.
Lol michael Burry was doing bad short calls all the time for decades. People are just paying attention to his many wrong calls now because he's famous.
It's over isn't it
>>62525789what the fuck is that
uh... mister kevin
>>62525822100 bepis hike to get this party started.
>>62525191LMAO
