Get in the human fridge, wagie!
>>62525144So... a fridge?
>>62525144Cool.
>>62525187/thread
>>62525144right now waging in a portable cooler sounds like a great job perk
>>62525201/thread
>>62525144The company is Trusco and is publicly listed..Might be a good buy, the consumer market is for this is probably tiny.. But it could be a thing in hospitals, they all have equipment to treat heatstroke, and if this is the most efficient way to do it, then this could be standardized equipment in all hospitals - world wide.
>>62525373Upon further examination, the ER use ice water in a tub to cool down patients with heatstroke.So that is the bar it has to beat.. I could ask Chat about it, but it doesn't seem likely that this can beat that.Maybe there still is a market for it in elder-care sector, where it's more convenient to use than an icebath?
>>62525388Or where a 200 gallon tub and ice isn't immediately available. Takes too much time to make the bath. Rushing to make the bath would make a slip and fall hazard for evryone.
>>62525144>have to sit upright while cooling off in order to use itFail. If I can't lay down while cooling off then I don't want it
What if you expanded the concept to include an entire work space? Maybe make it the size of an office?
>>62525144also, Simpsons did it
>>62525892Just tip it over.
>>62525842They just hose them with cold water lol if the old fuck cant walk, they get waterboarded in their beds
>>62525144confort is retarded and make you weak, fuck it, I'm not going to die because one or two extreme heats. $9000 my ass. I'll just end up with my clothes/undies totally dripping in sweat, what's the problem? people sweat you fucking retards, we're all humans, we all sweat and stink. I swear to god we deserve a complete and total extinction as a species. We're just too weak and gay when we could be resilient and strong>inb4 /threadok
>>62525144>innovation in 2026
>>62525203/thread
>>62526279>dies from being wet since white and black people are sensitive as fuck
>>62526444Let me guess, you love niggers right?
>>62525144ZIS VILL BE BANNED IN YEROPE!
>>62526930quite rightly sooffice pranksters would gaffa tape the door shut on the first unsuspecting victim for a laugh.
>>62525144*farts in your cool cupboard*refuses to explain, leaves.
>>62525144When i was in Japan last time they had ACs
>>62525144Yeah, that's called the beer freezer at my local convenience store (Just have to feign interest in the beer for a few minutes)
>>62525144OR... a Cherry Slush
>>62525144Yeah, I could go for a nice cool tall one. Clam bake it.
Imagine the smell and the shoebox
>>62525144assuming this is used indoors, wouldn't this heat the house, though?
>>62526425The wagiecel becomes enraged even at the thought of choosing comfort
>>62525144used to take breaks in the walk-in cooler at McD's when i worked there, way way back in the 90s
>>62528955this is how you become a freezer walk-in fatality statistic >>62527251. Taking a chance at McD's none of your fellow retards do something retarded, like stack a few pallets in front of the door. You'll have earned your 'coolest employee of the Month' badge tho.
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>>62525144$9k for a fridge with a bad seal and no shelves?
>>62529093>$9kHuman Grade™ aluminum >bad sealSafety Vented Inclusive Design>no shelvesMax 2 users simultaneous.Folding humans to fit more, eg during heatwave/office fire, is medically inadvised.
>>62525908Or the size of a building even.
>>62525144>>62525373>Might be a good buy, the consumer market is for this is probably tinyI'd argue one way to use it would be in generally public places. Similarly to a photo booth. As someone who lives near an extremely hot desert, I'd assume you could make serious bank if these things were batter operated and rented out for a short period on the street. Hot people want to get cold fast.>>62526425>I'm not going to die because one or two extreme heats.Honestly? I'd give you 4 hours max, 2 without water in direct light. (extreme dry heat at 110F)>>62527251That's why you would put in on a timer and have it be an a portable AC unit with an enclosed (decreases cost and increases safety). Realistically a dome shaped design with a more focused stream of cold air going to the head could do much better.>>62528813>OR... a Cherry SlushSugar is generally dehydrating, we can still run the number for fun though.Most big brand stores profit a a 70 to 85% on drinks. A large 30–32 oz Slurpee is $4.50. Since how fast you can consume one depends on the person, well go by the melt time and assume your physically using the Cherry Slush to cool yourself. The unit completely melts into a warm, flat liquid in about 45 to 90 minutes when left outside during hot summers. A Small Window AC Unit (5,000–8,000 BTU) uses 0.5 to 0.9 kWh per hour. If we average .75kWh x 1.5hrs we get a total of 1.125kWh. Even during peak summer rates the average cost per kWH is 34.4¢A slushie Costs: $0.67 Our AC machine costs: $0.39The human fridge has a clear profit advantage plus it can be entirely autonomized.
>>62525144I think this would be a far better idea, since cooling the person directly is more efficient than cooling some space:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hSkXNEV-GUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv0IJM3BV9Yplus the videos come with all the instructions included
>>62526050The proportions of that tent are pretty inconsistent in each panel. It’s like a Harry Potter tent where it’s way bigger on the inside
>>62525187A refrigerated brap chamber
get in the fridge, wagie
>>62525144I really thought it was like that JAV vending machine porn at first..
