The Australian government set up a new warning system that bypasses Silent and Do Not Disturb modes on phones. They just tested it today. A major war is coming, and I need to know what stocks to buy.
>>62525697Fuck off polnigger
>set up>new warning systembro this shit has existed for as long as cellular SMS itself
>>62525697SpaceX brother!
>>62525723Not this system.
>>62525697now watch nothing happen
Been tested in other countries for some years now, guess Australia are just catching up.
>authorising
They couldnt come up with a better name?Critical anusalert
>>62525697These things are always something about a kid getting "abducted" by their biological father in some sort of custody dispute between niggers that for some reason the whole province needs to be woken up at 4AM for
>>62525697Australia has one of the stupidest governments in the world, along with England; it’s surely just to scare the population so they can more easily pass laws that curtail civil liberties, or something like that.
>>62525697Who the fuck would attack Australia? You have a couple coal mines and that's it. China wouldn't dare send a single rocket because they'd be team-killing their nationals left and right.
you pussies wont do shit, austrailia is more cucked than the UK
>>62525697You WILL get Welcome To Country alerts as well as warnings about potential racism in your area, and you will like it
>>62529966>click "post">racism alert blares
