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What would it take to have a 2008 tier collapse?
you ever make a sale so bad that you delete your browser history to never see that ticker again
>>62526332need a mumu version
> nows
why didnt you guys tell me not to buy semis
uhhh intcels?
LOSE YOUR SHIRT MONDAY!!!told you fags this morning it was a stinky nigger exit pump and not to buy more chip bags. you never listen
Today’s play is freak the fuck out and full port AAPL and COST
Up 19% on ServiceNow. How long do I hold? Sell now and buy potential dip tomorrow or keep holding?
>>62526362Mmm, soup for lunch sounds good.
Daily reminder invest in SCHD or LDGL and chill. Don’t chase the next bull run you will bleed money like 90% of them
Why aren’t you anons pumping AMFN? This is your chance to dump on Reddit
>>62526371set stop loss close to your current point, set buy order at a comfy dip
>Kimi came out >Markets shit the bed
>>62526358That's hilariously accurate too. They stopped building sky scrapers because it stopped being popular when they stopped being profitable. So now what's "popular" for party gifters and governors and mayors is how practical they can be. So they're showing off by making urban areas that are comfortable to live in and pragmatic and reasonable instead of flashyIt's like being practical is popular so they are vainly moving in the right direction lol
>MU>SNDK>WDC
Is Sivers ever gonna become a good buy again or was it a scam from the start?
Who here bought SPCX at 225?
She forgot her shorts! Hasn't anyone told the elves that proper ladies don't just wear the bikini without shorts on the beach?btw., no, I still haven't gone short in this market.
PINS keeps pumping... fuck
>>62526342>Irrational exuberance in the stock market>Shit companies do IPOs at crazy valuations>Debt from non-profitable investments being repackaged and re-sold repeatedly until people lose track of how solvent their debtors areas debt >Oil price going through the roof and starting to slow the real economy
Hey bobos this was funYou can stop now tho
>>62526370>AAPL>full port at athYou smiggers just love losing money, don't you?
Bears always win in the end
>>62526386Suppose I should've known the RAM market at 6 trillion seemed a little strange
>>62526396That’s what the tape says. Not my move boss.
IVE STILL GOT A 746 SPY CALL TOMORROW BOYSITS NOT OVER I CAN WIN IT BACK
>>62526383no different to why all old european towns look good, aristocrats showing off their home
>>62526368you were saying?
>>62526381Might do the trick. >>62526389No one
>>62526396Where do you think you are?
>>62526376I sold my AMFN Friday
>>62526382All the bearish news hit at once. Over the weekend we had NVDA with all the deals, but that was already priced in, I told a guy I read about deals being in the works 2 months ago.
SNDK is going back to the year Charlemagne became king of the franks
>>62526393>inflation high but you just lie about it>need to hike but you cant or the government goes broke>every company is jeet snake oil salesmen promising retard shit to autistic tech faggots>oil pipelines on fire but paper oil down 7% today>record leverage in the market>people investing in gook shit based on hypespooky
>>62526408>Ten years ago
>>62526374SCHD is so fucking comfy its unreal
>>62526407we also have fomcyou'd be crazy to buy/sell this week
>>62526393>>62526342Apparently the $1.5 trillion in data centers for ai has been put into SPV's to shield the MAG 7 in case they all implode But that means that all the pension funds and private credit that dumped into that are just going to implode. That's what blows. It's no longer tech companies just screwing themselves over with debt for a decade or so, it's using pension funds and private credit for exit liquiditySo the 2008 crash part will be when the angry people in the pensions go to California etc. demanding why they put money into this, and then the state representatives run to the federal government saying they were tricked and the SPV's don't protect the tech companies from being sued
>>62526405anon its not going back above 100 for the 4th time
>>62526400Apple is such an absolute honeypot trap. Cheap Chink RAM will never allowed. The Chink company that produces it is LITERALLY linked to the Chinese military, and even if it weren't it makes zero sense for America to dissolve the sanctions if all it just results in is hurt or American semis.
>>62526408dont worry boss we grew up from that long ago, were less retarded now, slightly less
>>62526415>>62526374Don't forget there is a comfy international version as well with SCHY to pair with it
>>62526408Heh, that one alway cracks me up.
>>62526412They're going back to the year King Arthur pulled the sword from the rock.
>>62526258chart looks good
>>62526407Oh shit... I don't feel good about this week. Some companies that are good companies but may not be able to deliver a big enough surprise to the upside.
Anyone notice semgee has been a lot better since baggot left
>>62526418It is my mental illness and i'll pick the cope.
If you guys can buy Swedish stocks buy Flat Capital right now. It’s like 85% Klarna. Easy ~5% tomorrow since Flat is down today and Klarna is up. You’re welcome. This is not financial advice
going to rebalance today, seems like a good day to buy what needs to be bought and sell what needs to be sold
Iran few minutes ago attacked the eastern side of the Saudi Arabian East-West oil pipeline. An hour ago, Houthis attacked the western end of the pipeline.Saudi Arabia starting today now exports no oil.
>>62526383a different government or economy isn't going to make you happy. in the end it's only one thing. everything you need is at hand you just need to reach out for it
>dead cat bounce but it‘s my entire portfolio
>>62526427GOOGL beat by like 250% and tanked 12%. good earnings are bad.
>>62526428oh shitthat faggot and the avatarfags were the worst postersprobably killed they selves when dram dumped lol good riddance
>Morgan Stanley says you should prop up SPCX at 100 please baggies
>>62526438I really hope FrierenSNDKposter is okay
>Korea green>American semis crashing with no survivors on no news>Korea in reaction to America crashing with no survivors>America in reaction to Korea crashing with no survivors>Korea in reaction to America crashing with no survivors>America in reaction to Korea crashing with no survivors>Korea in reaction to America crashing with no survivors
>>62526441Mutually assured destruction
>>62526439Sorry 108 was the bottom. You missed it
bought calls on RAMI have no clue what I am doing and I'm too lazy to even try to think about what I am doing wich is always a good sign.
>>62526441We were green pre-market doe...
South Korea announced a massive public-private initiative under President Lee Jae-myung to build 18.4 gigawatts of AI data centers nationwide by 2035 with an estimated cost exceeding one thousand trillion Korean won. Implemented across two phases, the first phase aims to achieve 8.4 gigawatts by 2029 for approximately 550 trillion won, while the second phase will add 10 gigawatts between 2030 and 2035. The strategy is built in partnership with major conglomerates including SK Group, GS Group, and Naver, with SK Group taking responsibility for 15 gigawatts of the buildout. To avoid grid congestion and promote regional balance around areas like Ulsan, Chungcheong, Donghae, and Sejong, the infrastructure will be distributed outside the Seoul metropolitan area with government support providing discounted electricity and streamlined land and water rights.
>>62526417the ai boom is real and it's going to make the country flourish again. you constantly do this, expect the worst so you can't be disappointed. i will change that about you and i know how.
>>62526447>didn't listen to the oracle chart
>SOXL now -14% and keeps dipping
>>62526451;-;
>>62526452>LumGODS
>>62526432Sounds like another $10 discount for WTI.
>>62526428Kek yeah. He would spout really retarded talking points. I remember he was against the giga pump in OIL when Ukraine started. He missed that bullrun. Good riddance to that faggot
I'm not doing shit this week until the rape hike newsI'm just not
>>62526419>Apple is such an absolute honeypot trap. Cheap Chink RAM will never allowedWhy not? Apple can seel its applephones with chink RAM on the Chinese market. The CCP govermnent may even require this, so they can downlaod the unencrypted data directly from RAM as they see fit.
>>62526436Google earnings were boosted by their equity stakes, but those don't translate to real cash flow which is what investors look for. In reality their p/e hovers around 29, not the 16 to 18 that yahoo or some other places show.
>>62526332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
>>62526446The photo that went to congress
>>62526465found it on that PINS website next to an amazon ad
>>62526428He probably made it, and is sitting in a bathtub with his new harem as we speak.
Actually good time to buy SKHY. Earnings are on 7/29, and any news will be good news at this rate. Quick in and out.
>>62526470*kisses you*
>NVDA forced to bailout the AI bubble to preserve their own valuation
>>62526332I still can't believe they used the meme Logitech controller.
>>62526473
>>62526441Korean KOSPI enden green because NDX was bigly green at that time. If you actually look at instruments that follow Korea outside of Korean hours like IQQK then they're red right now. Markets are 24/7, even if you can't trade the Korean exchange KOSPI 24/7. A lot revolves around what the New York open does.
>>62526473Ew faggot
>>62526470Not sure m8, famous last wordsI mean if you are content with holding 6months+ it's good, but buying an option below that is playing with fire
d-deploy t-the w
>>62526478We'll make it through this anony
>>62526464sameoneAnd we have much further to go much much further. >>62526460Datacentres as a high capex utility service with high eneergy costs and depreciation are a bad business and would be even if they slowly turned lead into gold.
>>62526485Kek
this is like march but this time it will be worse, there wont be any rescue
>>62526486>>62526478DONT LEAVE ME OUT OF THE ACTIONS, SISTERS
FUCKIN KEK RIP THE MARKET
i don't need you to become brave and hopeful, i just need you to try it once. that's all it would take i'm sure of it. and i'll make you sure i can take care of you.
>>62526490>there wont be any rescueyou doubt the god emperor trump?
>>62526490I wonder how many anon weren't around for the 22-23 gigadip.
rape my ass monday
So is SOXL dead?
the ai trade is officially over
737 support broken...
>>62526501Omg stop crying I'll buy some ok? Had a tiny bit of a vision here while eating
>>62526498Back then I still wanted to make it as brogrammer, and I consider just finishing and selling my finance tools instead of trying to make it via trading.
>>62526502>MU IDanon....don't laugh at me like this...>>62526493*holds you gently because I am too busy holding>>62526478 tightly*
it's overpanic sell everything
>>62526332Bought koru Friday, bought Samsung last night, bought alab, crdo, nbis this morning. 300k total.Let's go!
>>62526501Nah just keep buyin, it will recover
>>62526513lmao
the pain hasn’t even started
>>62526416RBLX will pump
I was told today would be green. So why are we red?
we'll never ever be green again will we?
>>62526520i lied
>>62526519>RBLX-60.23% 1 yearThe old yikeroo
>>62526523It's Joever.
Buy the dip. Not memi you silly. Oil.
>>62526520
>>62526517Pain is pleasure
Don’t not worship at the alter of the Demiurge. Reject the material realm and embrace inner truth and divine knowledge.Short AI.This is spiritual and financial advice.
>>62526542I'll do it uhhh this afternoon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Remember, there is no crying in the casino.
>>62526530>Buy the dip
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOne of them V's
>market finally realising they put a brain dead malignant dunning kruger retard in charge and he's not going to die or stop soonkek great job mutts, great job
>>62526545But are we allowed to smoke in here?
Knife or fire
when is taco time?
>>62526362I wish we had these cute bats where I live. Instead we have those little brown ones that look like demons.
>>62526421call in sick tomorrow and go to the airport. you won't regret it. you can work from the beach for the next month, that's where i'll be in 2 days. i'll buy you a bikini that you'll have to take confession after wearing
I slept in bc I was told it was going to be a green day and now I wake up to this shit
uh why is SPCX looking like its gonna dip below 100
END IRAN WAR NOWTHINK OF THE...ERR... THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>62526551tuesday
>>62526545Can there be masturbation in the casino? I'm feeling kinda stressed.
Should have sold calls, chud.
wait til earnings season ends, it’ll pump!!
>>62526559S-shut up baka! We're going to the moon.
You're getting a bounce here, but it's weak weak weak
>>62526571>if>which goals>goals went down from mars to moon after decaderanting about mars being the goal
kevin this was not supposed to be how it took place this week in time
>>62526559Because it's called spics. What did you expect?
>>62526548Where are you from anon
oh right i should buy some spacex
>nigvideo
>>62526545>got addicted to gambling when I won't 6k at the casino>finally got free of it>friend messages me about the market>go back to itI'll never escape. I've quit smoking, drugs, booze, everything. But you get me gambling I literally cannot fucking resist. Everyone's got a vice
>>62526578No negativity in the dojo please.
Trying to reframe bag holding to make it sound cool since we're all doing itTactical bag holdingTechnical bag holdingEnhanced bag holdingI'm open to suggestions
>>62526587*wonAnd yeah the real casino not the market although I did get up to 80k on gamestop and jews fucked me so I cashed out with 20 and immediately gambled it
>>62526545We can't even weep silently? Wtf
>>62526591Maintained asset allocation.
*SNORT*
sold gold at the bottom awardrecipient: (Me)
from $22k to $5.6k. where's the damn taco at?
why the fuck is DRAM even dumping maybe I should've informed myself now that I'm holding these leveraged calls lol.
>>62526583we're all free floating particles in a horrific void anon. I know you want to bitch and cry about my country of origin and claim via your mindreading powers that I'm not white, but none of that is going to help this situation.
>>62526604Well if CXMT is now at 500 billion that's 500 billion in market cap innit
My Rolley, my love, was forced into a crab by Americans dumping, many such cases. Sad!
It's funny seeing people on CNBC echoing my own viewpoints 6 months after I had them. I think I may unironically be smarter than average.
AMFNbians ??? Can we break $0.20?
>>62526524I'm not doing any trading right now. I can't leave my dogs unattended in the yard anymore, they got jumped by a buck last week and the little girl is really anxious and has started pooping in the house, like lounging outside, then running inside to go and then running back outside. Any time she starts barking I have to drop everything to check on her, and she's barking every five or ten minutes.I'm taking them to a doggy daycare for evaluation tomorrow as they've already cost me more in losses than it would have cost to put them there for the day every day.
>HGRAFGODS
>SPY down 0.15%>SMG is half suicidalI swear these minor downturns just show how leverage you people are, I haven't even made any trades in two months and am still up by 15%
>>62526408Wait till you learn thats exactly how crypto is bought and sold.
>>62526560Yes! I forgot about her living bombs. Inshallah.Where the hell are the 'i told you's? Finally lost to the 'which post?' comeback? HA!
>>62526604the demons paying for the memory can't take on any more debtand the leveraged k*reans have been told by their president to stop being degenerate apes
>>62526562
>>62526605It was just a simple question, why are you sneething
>>62526618>>62526615lmao
my google dip buy is already up 14 dollars :3
What is it going to take for the SPX to pump but the Nasdac to dump?
>>62526627take profit
>>62526618no shit dumbo half this thread is full ported in some leveraged SOXL or DRAM scam
>>62526619I haven't touched Crypto since Do Kwon's BTC pump almost liquidated my short futures.
There's always an opportunity somewhere
>>62526571isn't he like 5 or 6 years behind putting a man on mars and self driving cars?
watch gold retard pump now that I sold most of mineyour welcome
>>62526618its amazing how they got retail to dogpile shit they can rug 50% and still keep boomer 401ks in crab mode lmao
soxx is gonna go back green i can just feel it. i still believe in happy endings.
the 90 year old president of the united states is watching porn again
>Every chippiehead shit talking burry in the pre market thread.>Eat shit on open.I bet more than half you couldn’t even name the price point Burry opened a short on Tesla and how much it’s made him.Hell i bet you couldn’t even name the companies he’s shorted other than nvidia (which is the only one (uno) he’s lost on)
I sure don't enjoy being a semis bag holder, where it keeps taking a toll. My hope and will is waning, but I'd rather ride to 0 than to sell and realize my losses.
>>62526643Retail is all leveraged, in ETFs or Options.
>>62526648trvst the plqn...
>>62526631Level with me for a second, can you really blame anyone? Let's look at where we are at. Most young people can't buy homes, are forced into wage slavery, have all high paying jobs outsourced to jeets, they have no hope but to hit it big essentially. They buy into high volatility stocks praying they are right and can feel some kind of semblance of hope. It's easy to bobo or mumu post, but I feel genuinely sympathetic because everyone here just wants to escape the hell that we live in and getting lucky is about the only way to do it. There's exceptions but I really do feel most people see this as the only way out. You'll probably fail, but at least you tried
>>62526645Kek, and Anons in this very thread believe and defend everything he says.
>>62526645He’s gooned out of his mind in amphetamines
>>62526649For me it's not about realizing vs not realizing, I just genuinely believe the sector with the highest likelihood to make like 20% in the next couple months is precisely semis.>>62526615Give your puppers some hugs from me
>>62526571lmao what a fucking conman
>>62526623Probably been here too long, I've seen too much. Terminal mutt fatigue. Anywhere else on the planet (including Burkino-Faso) this cunt would be dead or in prison by now.
>>62526606>>62526621Sorry but I have to inform you that the biggest degenerate monkey always wins and I have no idea what you are talking about nor am I interested in investigating this any further
>>62526571I don’t think the interplanetary Archons are going to allow this
>>62526663Why don't you just answer his question
PUMP EEEEEEET
aaaand it's over
cathy wood bought 100M+ worth of shares of SPCX at 115why aren't you buying? the pros are buying the dip
>>62526571Sounds like he and ye are going to be co-owners of tha erf.
and baby i'm sorry about those other girls, things i've done in the past, i can't relive my life or turn back time. that's what i think you're really worried about, not that i'm not a catholic, and don't get upset about that even if i'm wrong it's just how i feel, and i'm saying sorry. i want to be all in for you, it's all i've wanted since i met you.
>>62526668>>62526669Who do I....believe...
>SPY can't hold 740 despite TACO>Trump to Channel 12: I am not giving much time for negotiations. If talks fail, then the U.S. will return to powerful military operations against Iran.>Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister: Iran rejected two extreme US demands during talks in Islamabad after Washington warned negotiations would fail if Tehran refused to accept them.>talks or ceasefire haven't even begun, pakis and qataris are just desperately trying to get talks to resume>CENTCUM commander "assessed" that any lack of interceptors can be compensated by a massive attack on iran to knock out their missile launchers (again) >yahoo finally got a meeting tomorrow to convince trump that iran has nukes in pickaxe mountain and needs to be attackedthe markets are screaming at you to close all positions and yet you are willingly choosing to baghold leveraged semiconductors
>>62526674I only plan to hold for 24h so we could both be right
>>62526655I ain't your dadit's your money bro I'm just shitposting to pass the time while I lose my moneylose/lose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>62526645DEEP THROAT AMERICANIGGER MONDAYLOSE YOUR SHIRT MONDAYGET FUCKED IN THE FACE AMERICA
>>62526680Never said you were, but I'm curious if you agree or not
why are my nintendies pumping?
>>62526645>deep throateddoes this even have any use outside porn or is the president of the USA talking about oral sex?
>What's going on?>What could happen next?hmm dunno
>>62526674Number go up. Trust me bro.
>>62526688Darsh the destroyer...
>>62526672It's only $111 per share. You too can own a small piece of it nigga.
I have semiconductor fatigue
>>62526677Buy the dip faggot. Lost 30k on Koru this morning. Hope it goes lower so I can double down. You can not stop the AI gods from engineering.
>>62526695I have AI fatigue
>>62526684yeah sure why notbut there really are smarter ways to lose money than to full port into leverage>>62526687I believe the expression is full throated, in demonstration of full supportpotus is just full uncoomer mode probably watchin it with his buddy john goon (formerly john thune)
>>62526667changed to my phone, im from india sir
>>62526688It's not the Feds fault there is so much debt out there
>>62526695SOXX is still like 70 p/e lmao. shit cant drop another 40% ez
I wonder if I should be watching the china politbuero meeting tomorrow
>year 2050>wow, we really thought these LLM's would change everything back then huh
I just reloaded XOM, PBR and EQNR.Also when was the last time /smg/ had sex?
Is space computer going out of business?
>>62526701nigger the feds are literally the debt. they have been printing hard as fuck for 3 months and the markets are still shitting
>>62526690>>62526701>oh no the target rate is incoming as expected>oh no the head and shoulders pattern is finishedabsolute state of bobos
>>62526332BOBO returns get rekt. I’m siting in all cash waiting to deploy :)
>>62526710they can always print moar they will always print moar
HE'S OFF THE MAT
wtf man
>>62526708Everything that has space in its name is going to zero
I-Is it WTFWT time? S-Should I look?
>>62526658>I just genuinely believe the sector with the highest likelihood to make like 20% in the next couple months is precisely semisAgreed, that's why I went in. I get the higher beta, but it seems just way too much for a bit too long. Like how big will the recovery need to be? And it's dumping on seemingly bad news and dumping even on good news. Either way the only rational thing new is to hold, but it just truly feels awful to the point where I wonder whether I'm just holding bags for no reason. Ultimately I can just take my losses eventually, try to take some learning lesson and then move on.
what the fuck was that
>>62526705>2000severything internet (member IOT?)>2010severything crypto>2020severything ayy eye>2030stake your pick>space mining>nano machines>gene editing>gay conversion therapy (real)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>Trump: Iran wants to meet and we're meeting. There's chance we can make a deal with Iran>Trump: Iran requested a meeting through surrogates.
>>62526716MUMU MAY NOT BE HUMAN, BUT HES SHOWING SOMETHING DAMN CLOSE TO HEART
>anons listened to the JaneStreet 9000 posting “bobo lost” 3 times a minute at 3am on a Sunday in the smigger thread>they didn’t just watch the Nikkei and Tokyo, where things actually matter
>>62526718What about space saver bags. I use them all the time.
Thas rite
>>62526667Because the ensuing /intpol/ stale '''''''banter''''''' is so boring:>>62526700
alright sold my SOXL position. I can have sex with at least 5 whores for this money
will space go even more down? should I buy the dip or sell my bags
also I ate way too much and wanna sleep well tonight
>>62526725HE DID A PREMIUM TWEET.HOLY FUCK GUYS ITS A PREMIUM TWEET ITS A CERTIFIED AXIOS BANGER
I wanna believe but I don't think this is trend-reversing news
but the RAM calls stay on
hes tacoing too early, its supposed to be tomorrow
>>62526633How much was your margin?
>>62526732If you're not from a shithole you shouldn't care but ok
>grab some hot honey doritos because you're an obeseham>it's not too badMaybe I should buy PEP
>>62526725Taco Tuesday? Taco Tuesday.
