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>>62526859>sitting in all cash waiting to strike
gonna get that easy money anons!
TKD
Gooooooood morning. Death to America and Israel Summon your AI gods to command us
>EasymoneyGODS
> nows
NIGGERS
>>62526859bombing this market with no survivors
SKHY became just SK after the rape today, for it lost the Hymix
Heavy semis bags.
>>62526880If i lose all my gains I will rape Usa MImi
Up, down, up, down. Pick a direction FFS!
>>62526883I'm holding. Don't come crying to me for my cum drip in 5 years when I've 50x'd lil bro
>boy>you’re gonna carry those bags>carry those bags>for a long time
>>62526890I'll take your cum drip now...
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>>62526894>the lost decade>started by a president that niggerfied the capital pasting gold on all the walls
Me? Yeah I’m just holding a bunch of Servicenow, Klarna, and Blue Owl. You? You’re a chip bagholder. We’re not the same.
>>62526872i do get it
Just remember:
>>62526911>t. underperformed the SPY for the last 25 years of his career
Iran, Houthis, sorry but this is just too asymmetric for you. What can I say, you need to smoke 3 Saudi refineries per day, 12 tankers a day, level down 4 US bases a day, close 3 global trade routes a day, deplete the worlds' SPR 2 times a day just to maaaaaybe win against Scotty and make oil go up +1.12%Meanwhile on the other side, you have to fight a fake tweet by a demented retard relayed by Axios that will make it go -7%.That's just how it is.
>>62526916Just paying attention and looking at a balance sheet was an edge when he got started
>>62526911Thanks, I'll never transfer my heavy bags.
>>62526916>he thinks 25 years is a long timeHello, impatient.
>>62526927I dunno maaan 25 years do compound
>>62526905>Genuine Patented Trump Burgers.I don't know why you all get so mad at this.
>>62526920you could literally just count up assets on the BS and the market would be selling for below the total asset price. crazy easier times back then
>>62526868Kek that looks like Donald Trump. I can tell it's not because someone forgot to Adobe Photoshop orange on his face.
>>62526932I’ll compound your ass if you don’t apologise to master Buffett
>>62526947Yes Daddy
>>62526911He also didn't buy tops of bubbles. If you bought oil at 135 in 2022 you don't really wanna hold that.
My Tesla and dram bags raping my asshole rn
>>62526954Don't worry, this week's earnings calls will turn DRAM around. MSFT back to $350
>>62526946He takes the makeup off for Bibi when they're intimate in private <3
Locked up SpaceX baggies must be crying.
>>62526936this is why 10% of my port will always be mcdonalds
>>62526961Touche
Slurp HK Hynix or no
>>62526963Do we slurp now or wait for it to go below 100?
>>62526971I am just thinking you should go for someone with less market share if you are in the RAM game
thoughts?
Oh, yeah, it's FOMC week.
>>62526865What will you buy?
>>62526979Looks like an attractive graph for some #SLURPITOS action .... not
How is the SNXX guy doing?
What tf is happening today?
>>62526992market about to crash back down to 680
>>62526865>11%lol wtfthat's not even beating spy
>>62526989If you want to joke you don't have to go look for him, I did 3x SK Hynix and by the time the last share was sold off I lost 80%+.
>>62526978Hmm
>>62526992AI bubble popping.
>>62527000But desu yeah still if I close -10% I am shorting
Fuck this marketAll these faggot bear manipulators need to be rounded up and shot
>>62526974Are you kidding. They have NO PRODUCT. And no revenue to support anything above 50 dollars in my opinion.
>>62527002Die you faggot bear piece of shitJust die
Oil is still down 8%, it's not fair semisisters
>>62527002It's called the dip before the rip
>>62526989Why the fuck are you in this given how memory is doing?
>>62527006they're going to mine 100 trillion dollar asteroids in like 10 years, just in time to make you filthy rich right as AI makes money obsolete. Haven't you even watched a signle Elon Musk inerview?
>>62527006isnt their product government money for their rockets and shit?
>>62527018Okay then stay in it. You’ll see. Assuming you’re not being ironic. Hard to know. Lot of dopes in here with no eyes.
>>62526866I like his sitcom where he molestes his daughter.
>>62526988there's a divergence between revenue going up while price crabs and while people keep chasing the ai train
DRAM and SOXX aren't even OverSold yet. They are 28 and 37 of 100 right now.It's ogre, the semi trade has crackedWe need to become oil cowboys
I hate microshit so muchWhy does this garbage keep going up?
>>62527009That was needlessly harsh. Merely sharing an opinion.>>62527015We'll see. Considering all the shorts if it rips it'll probably RIP, but it might be really tough.
>>625270212% of IPO valuation. Starlink. 1.5% of it. 97% is a shit AI model they admit has to be torn down. And renting (massively indebted compute) to Anthropic. With a 3 month walk away clause. If you can’t see the danger I can’t help you.
Looking at the last month of SOXL declines and I really really want to dip in and play or full-port into SOXL calls before the next jump because I feel like there will be a 15%+ upswing, but I also feel like there will be at least another two red days before there's any kind of turnaround, and any turnaround will be short lived as it's definitely going back under 100. But I'm not confident enough about that to just outright buy puts. What should I do, cocaine?
>>62527028People know Duolingo is going up -- it's CURRENTLY IN THE PRICE.People expect that there will be NO MOMENTUM FOR FURTHER ACCELERATION in the future. Only THAT would be new information. Instead, they see the profits are steadily going up -- which everyone that wants to buy it already knows NOW.
Not buying anything until September. Boomers were right, I should had sold in May.
>>62527033I see the danger, but I also see the upside. It will eventually be worth more than the entire US economy, man. even ONE share of it willbe worth billions
>>62527032It wasn't harsh enoughHang yourself you cunt
>>62527029Start looking for sectors and sub sectors with low forward P/E. This 150 P/E shit is on its last legs. Until the next bubble.
>>62527033I thought they were going to absorb TSLA into SPCX and make it "X the everything company"?
There are SOXL baggies in this thread right now.
>>62526988Im slurped out. Ill buy more KORU if it continues to dump but I think im done.Now it either crashes and I convert my voo to tqqq, or the singularity takes off. Give me anything but the choppy crab.
ServiceNow double digits tonight? Surely it’ll dump tomorrow, right? Three day pump must be unheard of
>>62527041The wisdom of the boomers is not to be underestimated
>>62527029Well it's nice and discounted right now if you think the talks will fail. I'm too much of a pussy to touch it and then see it swing the other way 10% on some night news.
testing results for AMFN's fusion reactor drops in augusttexas stock exchange uplisting some time after that
>>62527024>hard to know if you're being ironic>lots of dopes in here>n-n-n-not me thoughbirds of a feather mein niggar
>>62527044Okay?>>62527049Tesla is a dog. It’s plummeting for a reason.
well and we still have msft, amazon, meta, apple and a rate hike ahead of us. this gonna be good.
thank you elon musk you ruined my life
the music stopped, get fucked niggers
We should start some more wars for Israel desu
>>62527064Bottom signal
>>62527061being a jeet ruined you. you never had a shot saar
2 more weeks of dump and crab.
>>62527050Two of the biggest SOXL losers gave me shit for selling 125000 shares. They did it at 300, now bag holding at 100. I hope those incel losers kill themselves. I knew they were poor even before the dump. This crash is bringing me much joy.
>>62527041PROTIP: Yom Kippur
>Elon muskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxT5KRlcYb0
Some some SPCX calls to help reduce my long out cost basis
what percentage of qqq price action has spacex contributed?
>>62527064T-they're just giving the band time to rest.
burning all the theta on these ATM puts only to jump and close above 7400 end of day to fuck over the maximum amount of put holders
>>62527076>output
>>62527076Your calls doin a lil sum sum?
>>62527064SPACE DATA CENTERS ON MARS WITH ROBOTSSPACE TOURISMROBOT AI MACHINE GOD
>>62527044Elonturds really do believe this.
its over, can you guys just post some softcore porn so i can goon
I have increased my portfolio value by 2% by shorting SPCX since IPO. I always bet responsibly or else I’d have already made it
>>62526894The Beatles - You Never Give Me Your Money (medley)You never give me your moneyYou only give me your funny paperAnd in the middle of negotiationsYou break downI never give you my numberI only give you my situationAnd in the middle of investigationI break downOut of college, money spentSee no future, pay no rentAll the money's gone, nowhere to goPenny-jobber got the sackMonday morning, turning backYellow lorry slow, nowhere to goBut oh, that magic feelingNowhere to goOh, that magic feelingNowhere to goNowhere to goAh, ah, ahOne sweet dreamPick up the bags and get in the limousineSoon we'll be away from hereStep on the gas and wipe that tear awayOne sweet dreamCame true, todayCame true, todayCame true, todayYes it didOne, two, three, four, five, six, sevenAll good children go to heavenOne, two, three, four, five, six, sevenAll good children go to heavenOne, two, three, four, five, six, sevenAll good children go to heaven
I guess nothing really ever happens (we don't get rich and our gains are wiped out)
>>62527086
FYI on the gulf tech infrastructure. They’re starting to strike it. Not helping the situation for tech. Using publicly announced investments and major disclosed commitments (not estimated replacement value of all facilities), the total is approximately:* Amazon (AWS): ~US$17.5 billion* Microsoft: ~US$16–17 billion* Oracle: ~US$15–16 billion* Google: ~US$10+ billion (Israel component largely undisclosed)* Intel (Israel): ~US$35–45 billion invested over several decades, including fabs and expansions* Nvidia: Multi-billion, not publicly disclosed* Apple: Multi-billion, not publicly disclosed* IBM: Undisclosed* Cisco: Undisclosed* Meta: Undisclosed* OpenAI: UndisclosedMinimum total from publicly disclosed figures: ~US$95–105 billion.If you include reasonable estimates for Nvidia, Apple, IBM, Cisco, Meta, and other U.S. firms’ physical campuses and infrastructure, the aggregate U.S. technology infrastructure footprint across Israel and the Gulf is likely well over US$120 billion, though that higher figure is an estimate rather than a sum of announced investments.
>>62527089love that whole album tbdesu
>>62526911This is only the case if you are an index sister. It doesn't apply when your most diversified index is SOXL.
>>62527095
>>62527096imagine how much money US tech companies are going to get from the sandniggers to rebuild all that shit.Bullish
you guys took profits, right?
>>62527106We bought the peak and are holding
>>62527106I will capitulate at 25% profits and short
>>62527084this is gonna be a long week
Now I know why my bank called both me and my brother to hurry into their pension scheme out of the blue.
>>62527104How about this?
>>62527103 SOXL is more diversified than the man pictured. He sure as fuck didnt make 100b off VOO.
>>62527064>immediately restarts even louder than before
>>62527106I've been 50% cash for the last two weeks but I trimmed some of my PEP gains today.
>>62527113this is a man isnt it
>>62527106i get excited and jack off when i'm up, i don't sell until I capitulate at the bottom
i'm down $2k
>VCX commercial>the public ticker for private tech >-25% todayyeah I think I’m good on private tech boss
>>62527113goysloppa girl still looks yummy
>>62527118Brother, how new are you?
>>62527121BuyTheDip
>>62527029Yeah...AMD and INTC are still overvalued af even after todays heeming. I've complained before in this general that the May to June niggerpump basically frontran like two or three years of earnings growth for semis.
>>62527125zoom out
i am getting fucked
>>62527121Open AI and Anthropic look pretty fucked. That said the money printers will just buy them after they go down 75%.
>>62527128So, are you implying that was the top until 29?
Thank you G_d Emperor Trump for this opportunity to buy chemical stocks
It's time to get zapped with the "become an anime bimbo" ray so I can get fucked properly
luckily my SCHD and boomerbags are supporting the mild loss against VOO today.
>>62527138This freak looks like when your wife in crusader kings 2 has gigantism
>>62527135INTC wont make a new high under 2049
Your average tech baggies hand after this July. Gotta catch em all.
>>62527096Surely all these megacorps will learn that these areas are uninvestible or even uninsurable after these shennanigans.
>>62527051>We imagined this thing>Therefore it will happen>The SingularityIs the biggest load of sci-fi horse-shit
>>62527141Huh?
>>62527142Good, fuck those guys. That's not even my antisemitism talking; they just fucking suck.
I voted Trump, but his stock market has already peaked. It's not going to get any better the next 2 years. The Iran war will keep dragging on, oil prices will keep being volatile, and new tariffs will keep disrupting things.
>>62527124That poor girl has a massive zit on her nose.
>>62527155Kiss it
>qqq just eating theta Fucking do something so I can sell already
>>62527150For me it’s ms giga chad on cnbc
>>62527101
>>62527160More people should watch this. Not only is it a chud certified show it's funny
>>62527148Kek. They thought they could topple Iran in a few days. They aren’t as clever as you might assume.
>>62527148broken window economics makes money retardwhy wouldn't they rebuild? it's profitable
ECB will probably hike like 50 bps if this Trump oil bs continues. Its fucking over.
>>62526859Quite a red day. Bobos are happy?
>>62527149Hey man, you do you. I just put 2m in the Leopold Aschenbrenner singularity bottleneck thesis. My biggest holding is CRDO so you can laugh at me when it crashes or cry when it goes up.I personally dont think compounding tech gains is that laughable of a concept but we will see.
Seriously considering selling ServiceNow now but I haven’t found anything tasty to slurp and if I don’t then I might as well keep holding ServiceNow.Never once been in that DRAM game. Is this the time to finally get in on the action?
>>62527169Because it could be destroyed all over again? Because the gulf money and demand for dollars is in danger of total collapse?
Guys, I feel bullish on semis again. We'll be so back in no time, reaching new ATH's. Burry and his shorts be damned.
>>62527159All of those CNBC bitches. Every. Single. One. Be the dream wife.
>>62527086>heeled loafersUnexpectedly lewd in combination with the bare legs
Hang in there nonny
Hmm. It's almost like it's trying to tell me something..
>>62527175>Because it could be destroyed all over againbroken window>Because the gulf money and demand for dollars is in danger of total collapselol no
>>62527083Kek
SOXL has descended to April levels. Soon the "levels not seen since" meme will stop being funny
first sell off
>>62527178>lewdit's a frog you sick fuck>>62527187
>>62527172This is like that Kardashev Civilization Levels bullshit.>We're not even a level 2 and there's 5 levels!>We gotta get there, level 3 at least! There's something wrong with us, we're not even at level 1!
What's the consensus on MSFT performance post earnings? At first I believed they were going to pump like crazy and then drop even harder, but since that's what already happened with GOOG I feel like they're going to skip the first step and just slump to sub 350 again. I feel like selling a couple hours before just to be safe now that I'm finally just a teeny bit in the green.
>>62527180Asia will be blood red tomorrow
>>62527196Probably. Would be funny if they won't though.
>>62527184We need name tags. I’m tired of responding to the same fucking brainlet.
>>62527180What is it saying? The age of memory is over?
>>62527193the consensus on MSFT?they have a nasty c-suite jeet infection
>>62527176I mean, they're going to be a thing forever, right? Even if that AI bubble pop ends up happening I genuinely don't see how they won't climb back in 2 years at most.
It's over
Anyone even making money today
Coffee bros we are eating good tonight
>>62527192Kek, true. But, it has begun!https://youtu.be/2U_OkCsexjw?si=Xzty5AZgnebsr6Xc
Yeah I'm calling this week's bluffs and am shorting back to break even or on my way to more gains
>>62527199umm nigger whatjust buy a 4chan pass and you can login and see user id's
Is it true that the large tech companies fake their revenue by investing in AI companies which use that money to buy services from them?Why is this allowed?
>>62527175Keep as little infrastructure as possible in war zones, or suffer the absurd insurance premiums and eventual loss of service. Long conflict and satellites.
Feels good to have low DRAM exposure in my portfolio. My condolences to those who couldn't weather the storm.
>>62527203Yes. But what does that have to do with current valuations being supported or moving lower. A near exponential explosion of ai and hyper ai gains and singularity bullshit got priced in. It’s not happening. Not it’s getting discounted. Deal with it.
>SNeeDisKHoly shit.
>>62527202Yeah well the consensus on how they will perform, we already know about the jeetification.
>>62527207Yeah I’m up 1,25% but I’ll probably be blood red tomorrow instead. Dunno how long ServiceNow can rally.
>>62527212Persistent over different threads?
>>62527215why shouldn't it be allowed? not the government's fault that you're a retard and you invest in shit you don't understand
>>62527223Number go up that's all I care about
>>62527215Wait until you hear about all the career politicians blatantly insider trading with no consequences
>>62527208>disruptions in oil refining and shipping>oil prices going downmake it make sense
Nice red tomato in this salad today
>>62527222uhh yeah that's how a log in workskek yea then you can keep track of the brainlets lol
>>62527222
>>62527229>oil baggies
>>62527215The entire global economy is built on loaning money that somehow ends up getting lent back to you, it's just more noticeable in the tech sector because they'd saved up a lot of real funds over the prior 30 years.
>>62527236DEPLQY THE VV
>>62527229American portfolio is too tech heavy!
Oh how I wish I sold my intcel's at 130
This could be us
>>62527244How
>>62527229>PLTRDamn all the earlier posts about Burry winning and this snuck in there
>>62527203Well, by that time nations may adjust and the supply may suffice much better for the demand, not reaching its highs. Semis may be more permanent now, but its evaluations may not be. Either way I don't think that revenue has topped just yet. Should be higher at least next quarter, making me think we should be getting at least some proper bull trap recovery, but I hope for another leg up.Either way I'm not selling and holding all my bags.
>Another day of semis taking a shit while hedgies rotate back into saas under no news>Then the reverse will happen a few days laterBoring market. Give me sleepy joe again.
Nasdork to 24,600. Then flip a coin.
I was promised massive famines due to ukraine being unable to export grain and the imminent collapse of the west like 4 years ago now wtf
>>62527232Great film
>>62527252>saas no news>biggest saas companies servicenow and SAP showed just last week that SaaSapocalypse is fake and gay
>>62526989I am still here and I am still losing an insane, unreal amount of money on SNXX>sneedisk is going sub-$1,000 by Friday editionthank you for your attention to this matter>btw I'm currently down -51.29%
>>62527252I have such a hard time seeing META/MSFT and to a lesser extent AMZN not dumping on earnings.
>>62527254I voted Trump, and his stock market hasn't peaked. It's going to get better the next 2 years. The Iran war will keep dragging on, oil prices will keep being volatile, and new tariffs will keep America strong
>>62527249It's still down 40% from when he shorted it.
>>62527258Don't feel bad anony. I am down 60% on my MUU, so I am only up 35% YTD
>>62527258ooooh yeah i understand the loosh farmers that's some good sufferingthat hits good>>62527260>I voted!opinion ignored
>>62527260He's going to keep fucking us if he doesn't end the war this year. Take the L and go back, orange man, or put boots on the fuckin' ground.
The market should be up bigly today somebody said
>>62527267it was up bigly and now it's down bigly
>>62527267It was the GRRR poster
>>62527254Takes a season for crops not to be planet or see low yields. So for example.All this stuff takes a fees months to filter through
>>62527254It would places like Egypt that would get hit the worst from this.
>>62527273We need name tags. I’m tired of being responded to by the same fucking brainlet.
>>62527267Well, I did think so. Even KOSPI ended up like 1% up.
>>62527218it's very simple. this is all there is to it. this bullshit they're calling AI (Always Indian) is just fancy expensive auto complete and nothing more. the overpromised efficiency gains will not be materializing
>>62527258How much $$
>>62527278You think not? How long do you think it takes oil to be pumped. Cracked. Split into different components. Then the nitrates extracted. Then disturbed. Then shipped. Then received and distributed to growers. Then sewn. Then grown. Then reaped. Then sold. That brainlet thing stung I know. But you don’t have to stay lonely with that one neuron. You can grow them too. My words can be your fertiliser. You MORONIC CUNT.
>>62527215It's allowed because the answer what should be booked as revenue is not as clear as you make it out to be.Also the Goodfellas like quasi book cooking has been known since last year, it's already in the price.
>>62527258Respect for checking in nigga
>>62527286such a classic game
>>62527286based asl enjoyer
>>62527271What's more strange is that the dip hasn't been bought much. A dip like this on a Monday on no news almost always recovers instantly.
