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So this was bobos big victory and le poppin of le bubble? Lmao
>>62527977I have finally transitioned to gay sex tranny that is all. Thank you and enjoy the thread.
>everythings
TKD
>u-shape patternlel maybe more institutions are finally buying ai dashcams and pump it at the end of day so they can inflate the performance of their funds or i guess whoevers using pennyscam stock as collateral to their loans, it's still illiquid enough to temporarily spike it up +5% after all
stop fucking selling!!!
>>62528029never mind, I don't feel like transitioning anymore.
>Uffie editionWell didn't expect this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qVA3zXPyx0
The orange nigger won't always be there to save your ass, you know
>last night, total elation on market gap up>today, total despair at the sell off>SPX closes +0.02%>NQ closes -0.36%The script is getting boring. You were warned, to a T, exactly what would happen. You mocked me. You never listen. You never learn. Perhaps next time you will recognize the pattern, the script, & realize when we're in a TV show re-run for the 600th time and you will profit as I did. It doesn't matter if you're a bear or you're a bull, you can still profit.>pic related
>>62528035is this you ai dashcams anon?
buy alot of oil this week
>>62528013i did at the time but i mean, you cant really compete with porn and hentai especially at that age where everyone is hyper-vigilant about sex and you cant even hang out with a girl your age after school without running it by 20 different adults. Assuming the girls wanted me anyways, which they did not. i can jerk off to some of the girls i graduated high school with still but it just hurts alot to do. im in college and jerking off to my classmates makes me want to kms
TOST
Bro
>>62528053>TOASTFUCKINGGODS
Hey guys, remember when SanDisk was hitting 3,000 and the world was a beautiful, happy place? It's been a long few weeks...
>>62528020yeah let's all post feminist rappers
>>62528057I don't wanna talk about it
>>62528057I told you guys to only buy physical Sandisk.
>>62528057it is what it is
>>62528042Tell me exactly how to profit off this knowledge
Death to russiaLine only goes up
> futures
>>62528057trump gave and took it away, like drug dealers dangling the crack making their customers think they cant live without themits time to sell anon
>>62528046ye im not as ashamed to post again coz it's recovering now lelthings also looking up for it, their data center from 2024 is scaling up and getting filled up, one of the few downstream cases of ai that are actually profitable (75% gross margin right now, but once they set up another 7000+ schoolbuses that are queued and being configured, they scale up to 90% gross margin, their data center once filled up can contribute 10 to 20 cents of EPS alone, before the rest of their business, that said im just trimming gradually now and not increasing my position, did buy and swung 50k shares for a 30-cent swing recently though)
>>62528042Except these dips are usually swallowed up instantly on Monday. Otherwise I'd agree. Seems to be following a script.
>>62528048Elaborate...
>KMB $111.44 It's your newest sign from God to get into the diaper game before $120.
>>62528078you still married to that stockyou fumbled the bag havent you
>>62528061Is yolandi a femilist?
>>62528078>(75% gross margin right now,**for that portion of their company i meanoverall revenue gross margins is gradually increasing but just a bit over 50% instead coz theyre also selling the hardware itself not just data servicesthe memory crisis is funny for it though, they do a % markup on the higher prices of SSDs so their Q3 results was pretty good, 0.02 eps in a single quarter when 0.02 was the whole eps for previous years
>>62528074I still have hope ;_;
>>62528067Sure. If this is the script (as it was yesterday into today)>go short premarket, before 8:00am EST or whenever you see the index break above keltner channel on short time frame>look for peak euphoria in /smg/>cover your short between market flat to -1%; look for peak despair in /smg/>sell 0dte puts at these lows>when market goes back to flat, buy to close the puts you sold anything can happen, any news can break, that shows you that you are no longer in the scripted re-run TV episode - adapt accordingly it is not as simple as "Gap up on Sunday, that means I should go short". It's the downtrending market + gap up + very little news to warrant the gap up [over time you will learn what news matters & will stick and which news does not]
Hey, anyone check on europe? Are they okay? They seem to be on fire.
>>62528088>>62528074Nigga if it's time to short it's time to short. The trend is your friend and do you think we've broken that trend?
>>62528081israel is rejoining the war and will bomb iran out of the real world
>>62528089thanks brother. filing this away for later use
>>62528028>1 pbtid>laughing that bobo "failed">bagholding soxl which is over 60% downokay mumu it's time for your pill. retards like you muddied it all up, if it werent for your permamumu ass id probably be sitting comfy right now in 100% cash reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!>>62528057i was so fucking close to wagecage freedom AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62528092my body is ready
>>62528083my fhsa is still 100% ai dashcams lmao but damage isnt that badtfsa is a bit more diversified, cost basis + profits out, buying value traps like nxlv.v and dc.a
>>62528090Who gives a shit? t. Mountain West
>>62528090Euro STOXX 50 was up today. Those trees are fake. The ones we need for Ikea get cut down in the north and east.
>>62528097:))))might get a shittt freehold townhouse next year
>>62528092Let the goyim fight in the real world
>>62528020gross, what's that?
I will sit on the toilet for 30 min for a dingleberry to fall off. I am a patient investor.
>>62528098We all have to make it, even godless communist eurobros>>62528101That's good, I thought that might have been a picture of the whole europe.
>>62528106luv me townhouses, simple as
>>62528095I don't hold leveraged etfs.
I bought oil not for profit, but because I believe in the product
>>62528124I was just pointing out nobody gives a shit when we're on fire. Besides, I will NOT sit by and let the EUSSR suck away market capital with their onerous taxes on the few Eurofags who do manage to turn a profit.
the good news is we got a hammer candle on soxx today. if the asia trade holds up and there's no adjustments to the font size or color on the headlines then we have a very good chance of a green day tomorrow.and babe, you frustrate me a lot but i did notice you were a good girl today, as far as the hate and racism goes. and not to be too cheeky but i think it would be easier to convince your bishop i'm right for you than it would be to convince him of the virtues some of the other things you get up to. you've made mistakes but you can come back from them, i still want to take care of you.
>>62528132We must liberate europe then
>>62528092Kek. They don’t fight their own battles. Plus. If the US is low on munitions. Who the fuck do you thinks being paying for a d supplying them? They are quiet right now because they are running very low on standoff munitions and air defence systems/interceptors
Do you smiggers forget that SK Hynix and Samsung report earnings this week.They are like 50% of KOSPI and DRAM. Its make or break smiggas.
>>62528146I trvst...the plqn...
The futures close between 5 and 6 is so gay
>>62528146Too buckbroken by recent events
>>62528150Should they close between 6 and 7?
My ass getting gaped by daddy elon
Game over for memory and GPU fags. Get fucked.https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-27/nvidia-s-750-billion-deals-revive-fear-of-ai-circular-financing
>>62528146And FOMC. And all the other dogshit in the US market.
>>62528150They're working on permafutures, actually. It's gonna give people more chances to react to pic related I suppose.
>>62528042If you really predicted it, why didn't you act accordingly?
>>62528164Futures should trade 24/7
Is now a good time to buy SOXL?
>>62528168I think so
>>62528168Either tomorrow or on Friday. Don't ask me exactly when, juat gamble.
>>62528160if it's a circle then who are GPU and memory financing ?
>>62528160*kisses you*This is not the driving force we're were already talking about this 6 months ago
Good morning saars, should invest through my bank or go elsewhere?
>>62528168$60 SOXL would be good.
>ServiceNow and Klarna still up in after marketsI’m about to goon
>>62528174Check the date. Article has fresh new details.>>62528173Themselves.
Semis is over isn't it
NVDA backstopping the doomed debt markets is by far the most bearish thing that’s happened.
>>62528178>ThemselvesThen it's not circular financing. The loop ends in semis.
>>62528146market prices in 6 gorillion percent increase for both of themobvious sell the news event
>>62528179So handsome desu :3This semi might just become a fully ;)
Trying to figure out from what mentall illness these *kisses you* posters suffer
>>62528188...Finding anons cute?
Smig with me if you want to live.
>>62528183What I mean is they are funding each other. Payments are deferred so a lot of it is fake promises that equity has already priced in. If the promises go unfulfilled... It all unravels.Many of the data centers can't be built. You would have to break the laws of physics. So it's only a matter of time.
Isn't it weird that we're all used to, and have in a sense normalized, a grown man who calls other posters babe and emotes on them like *kisses you* and nobody says anything about it anymore? Like it's just, oh yeah that's the babe schizo, don't mind him. Even for 4chan it's weird, isn't it? On a stock market general thread. Just think about it, wtf are we even doing, man.
>>62528194Right so who is, say, Micron funding?>Themselves Is not an answer.
>>62528197Anon I, MUUcultist, am separate from babeschizo
To all the anons who were shit talking Burry, I just wanted to lay out just how out of touch you are.Dr. Micheal J Burry’s short positions to date (publicly disclosed):Tesla at $416.22Caterpillar at $1,060.98VanEck Semi ETF at $642.80Applied Materials at $729.40Nvidia at $210.28Micron Technology at $933.86Price at closing today.Tesla at $309.22 for a +35% gainCaterpillar at $873.28 for a +21% gainVanEck Semi ETF at $548.55 for a +17% gainApplied Materials at $516.89 for a +41% gainNvidia at $196.51 for a +7% gainMicron Technology at $900.20 for a +4% gainSome of you really thought you could throw the ball better than the Tom Brady of bears, huh?
Do rich people do heroin? I only ever hear about cocaine, never heroin.
>>62528198Micron invested $650 in anthropic and SiMa. Who the invest in data centers who buy Micron chips. Fuck you.
>>62528201Did he close them though
>>62528197I hate that guy so much, he sounds like a patronising faggot. Jeffposter is alright, he has a bit of a weird obsession with international pedophiles but apart from that he seems okay. Don't know any other /smg/fags.
The ratings downgrades. They’re coming.
>>62528072Futures market is closed for another 11 minutes.
>>62528201How does he do it?
>>62528203Which Youtuber told you this and where did the money that turned Micron into a trillion dollar company come from?
>>62528207Maybe it's time people started investing in the real world again.
>>62528202Didn't Philip Seymour Hoffman OD on heroin?>>62528199I see, carry on
>>62528203Micron has $18bn in free cash flow. They're not funding anyone to any appreciable degree. Also your whole thesis only works if AI never becomes profitable. You're smarter than heads of all major tech companies?>>62528202
>>62528020According to the guy who I’ve been forced to wage with due to recent developments the “tectonic plates is shifting so the tornado alley is going to be on the east coast soon we gunna have more tornados I saw it on Facebook”Do you regard this claim from the budding geologist/climatologist as bearish for the financial prospects of insurers?
>>62528213Very haunting to think diapers are the real world...unless it's like that Yakuza scene
>>62528212I asked Claude and Grok you insuffer
>>62528198>>62528203Damn you broke that one quick. Nice job
>>62528207Apple is best company in mag 7. Prove me wrong
>>62528224Mag7 is dead as a concept
>>62528219>>62528223Also they're putting $200B in infrastructure and we think this will end by the end of this year?
>>62528219They spent $650 million on Anthropic. Look it up.
>>62528220desu the New Madrid Fault could really fuck some shit up.
just had some tacos. slurped hard today and making celebration fajitas tomorrow to celebrate the historic peace deal.
>>62528217And Prince. But no-one talks about this. I ask because if I was rich I'd be using heroin. It's way better than cocaine.
>>62528211Man knows ball.Shrimple as that.
>>62528130Even so its still down a huge chunk on the non leveraged version>>62528131Kek>>62528161>FOMCIm so hoping for a rate hold and no cuts this year
>>62528219Why am i quoted in this?
what is /smg/ watching tonighthttps://youtu.be/dPyyVrpT-KA?si=91oHpLgtKRVRKq0F&t=988
>>62528197i traded bigger than anyone else here today and blogged that too. people like you that are filled with hate negativity and envy are what's wrong with /smg/
>>62527815BUCK BREAKINGDEEP THROAT MARKETLOSE YOUR FUCKING SHIRTNIGGER WEDNESDAY
>>62528232>>62528230Also don't forget about the Camp Flegrei supervolcano. Over for europoors.https://arxiv.org/html/2604.25204v1
>>62528238Re:Zero S3>>62528243So get out on nigger chewsday?
>>62528236Even if it's a hold, always expect fuckery on FOMC conference day. Oh, and it's also a full moon.
Everything is always le priced in. The market actually never moves if you think about it.
>>62528237Quoting increases engagement, it's a default setting
>>62528229bruh $650mil is chump change rn>>62528237browser glitch
>>62528249actually if you really think about it is just the price of money that's changing
>>62528249The market doesn't move. We move around it.
What is the difference between options and CFDs? Because the latter is what is available in the UK.
NIGGERS
>>62528259CFDs nutz
>>62528259yeah good question how do you foreigners even interact with the market do you have to get chippy chap coins from the london stock exchange and be a right honorable lord to even get access or what?
Inflation is trans(itory)
>>62528259MY NIGGA JUST ASK CLAUDE BECAUSE THAT IS AN EXTREMELY RETARDED QUESTION
