>A/C broke in rental>lease ends next month>landlord refusing to fix, just ignores my messagesHow to profit off this besides accidentally dropping my pet termite colony in the basement on move out day?
Such is life in a low-trust society.
>>62533360my old apartment was surrounded by niggers, no air conditioning all year, 100+f outside all year, and we were on the 2nd story. $2,000 a month. no electric bill no water bill. to cool off you just take a cold shower. smoked weed all in that apartment all day, tons of weed. zero complaints
Just inform him that because the place is in proper condition, you're not going to be paying for the month. Make like an official email out of it. Cite some shit.
>>62533360I ignore almost every email and text from my rentlets. You have my phone number. You know exactly where I am. If it's actually important, call me or knock on the door like an adult. Look me in the eye.Somewhere along the way you people started thinking landlords are customer support agents who sit around refreshing an inbox waiting for another notification. That's not how the real world works. I own the property. You rent it. I own your home. Let that sink in. If there's a legitimate problem, bring it to me directly instead of sending your fourth unanswered email and acting like you've exhausted every option.Funny how every rentlet is terrified of a five-minute conversation but has no problem typing essays into an app.
>>62533502I want things in writing.
>>62533502slumlord
turn off the breakers, loosen the posts on all electrical outlets, especially ground wires LMAO! and put scrambled eggs into a food syringe with a long ass needle, stick it behind the electrical outlet and spray it into the stud bay CLEAN IT UP LANDIE
>>62533502ladies and gentlemen I present to you the boomer
>>62533502have fun cleaning my feces of the walls boomerfag
>>62533502*ahem* sir Theres bacon grease in my sink drain
>>62533502Honestly, I'd be on your side except, as >>62533534 mentioned, having a paper trail can save you a world of hassle when dealing with shitheads. Nothing stops you from sending the email and then calling the bastard.In conclusion, kill yourself.
>>62533502This is 2026, gramps. Nobody talks over a phone anymore you dinofag
>>62533360yellow spray foam, semi flexible long tube to snake into the drains and vent stacks, go to town
>>62533360Reduce your rent. In my country you could reduce it by 20%
>>62534802In my country you have to keep payingBut you can pay the state instead of the landlord until he fixes his shit
>>62534843Kekked. Libertarians get eternally btfo.
>>62533360Complain to the county health department. He's violating unsafe living conditions and you can put your rent payments in escrow.
>>62533502>t.Gas yourself
>>62533360pay the most expensive HVAC contractor in your city to fix it then withhold rent equal to the amount of the invoice.
>>62533502This but unironically.I get messages about every little flake of paint that looks out of place or the sun shines too brightly.Fuck off and leave me alone unless it's something that's actually gone wrong.
>>62533360in my cunt, things must remain as they were when the lease was signed. You can legit refuse to pay rent until things are returned to the way they were when the lease was signed. You will win in court. Not sure about your cunt. t. landlord
>>62533360it will not get fixed. you know it, your landlord knows it. Get a portable AC and return it within a month. Pour the next months worth of cooking grease down the pipes.
>>62533502I went to your office in person, faggot, multiple times. I don't have access to you because your roastie property manager smokescreen is keeping me from accessing a real decision maker. Fix my fucking A/C nigger it's 100+ outside.
>>62533502>he doesn't have a proper manager taking care of all that stuff for himPOORCEL
>>62533360make sure to cause maximum damage before you leave. and make it a problem for every neighbour as well
>>62533360I remember when I was renting an my AC wasn't working I called my landlord at like 10:30pm on a Friday and gave him shit, he was like "man, you're calling me on a Friday night with this?" he sent the guy the next day
