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QQQ WTF
> nows
THE LARGEST OIL REFINERY ON EARTH HAS BEEN BURNING FOR DAYS YOU STUPID FAGGOTSI've told you niggers in every single thread to get the fuck out for days
Let's be real, true price of the MEMEDAQ-100 is 17000-18000pts. I didn't factor in the 2027 global depression yet, mind you.
Another early green late red day?
>ADBE
>>62535605Shhhh don't wake them up, it allows me to add my paycheck every month into more shorts against these blind retards, and I intend do to it for as long as possible.
I thought trump got rid of jpow for this
>>62535612Feels good being an Adobe chad, sitting back and watching as all the dumb AI niggers melt down while you're up a minimum 3% every single day.
>even mutts have got terminal mutt fatigue
>>62535609sure, if you can even call <25 minutes of green, green.
rape inside my fucking ass
>everytime I check semis it's down another 0.2%Deploy the V already
>>62535613the smoke is visible from fucking space and the top news story on the goybox is the peace treaty possibility (while us bases are eating missiles) and that eating vegetables is bad for you and will make you poop because they know feritilizer is going to infinity.
For a change we're dumping today.
It's over
why aren't rates lowered?wtf is trump thinking
>>62535593My boy made the OP. I’m so proud.
>>62535620Haven't you learned anything last couple of weeks? There is no V.
>SOXL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I refomoed into oil companies. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62535630There will be a mighty V the liles of which we've never seen before.Source: Trump came to me in a dream and told me
Red days are more exciting than green days because I enjoy watching other people lose money.
>make a joke in smg>no reaction>see the same joke referenced days laterI knew you guys cared about me
> 9:40> hike chance increasing as we approach the inflection pointhuh weird
>>62535637I believe that you believe that.
>Everything I predicted came true>Sold -1% from the pico top>also sold btc at $123kXD trading was this easy all along?
>SCHD green yet again
I am up BIGLY today. Horrendously massive gains on gamedev. I'll be sure to let you know when the bell rings later on. Praise be to Allah and thank you for your attention to this matter!
Intel is at the top of the gap from april, if it doesnt hold i guess we can expect it to drop another 20%lmao just kidding. nobody caresa bout TA
>DRAM red>RACK greenvaneck chads win again
SCHD is now up 23% YTD compared to QQQ 9.6% and SPY 8%
Just bought 9k of Vertiv Holdings. Wish me luck boys
>>62535638That's the best. Enjoy! You are a Deserver.
>>62535639What joke was it>>62535616How long you in for. I don't think we're hitting all time highs any time soon but this stock is definitely oversold
Do hedges just make money by trading against the workers? I mean where else do they get the money?
its over, koreans dragged me down with them.i had a good run but almost all my gains are wiped out and i still havent found a decent exit pump, ive just kept buying MU every dip and every time it dipped harder, ill see you guys on grindr, at least im somewhat cute for gay men apparently
ayooo wtf AMZN what the fuck happenedalso kek NBIS baggies kek SPCX baggots
trust in the plan of self rape
>SOFI
THE LMND CEO JUST GOT SHOT
>market opens>down 5% immediatelyok
Dirty cash I want you, dirty cash I need you-oh!I'm dirty cash, the one that you asked forI'm wanted by the rich and the poorMore and more, you just can't reject itYou're the junkie and I inject itInto your blood stream, it's like a bad dreamMoney's the theme, do you know what I mean?
Bought SKHY today thinking it couldn't get lower and may have done something not horribly retarded for a change (Pending the rest of the day not dumping)
>>62535653"slurp the dip" is a glownigger meme used to farm cattle. you niggers never let anything fall because you ape every single pullback but they just let it bounce to lower highs and then dump on you again.instead of getting dumped on once you faggots let hedge funds dump on you 10 times over the course of 3 months and just monkey brain ape every single dip because "line only goes up" forgetting the part that its not going up again until your leveraged account blows up first
>koru -0.8% So it was all a bad dream?
>>62535656b-but it's the future of finance!
>>62535647The darkest day of the year for me is still better than the brightest for you babe.
SKTELECOM MOONING
I’m selling call spreads on COST. Also DELL is still ripe for sharting
>>62535661Kek...based understanderCattle = fag npcs
>>625356515 years at a minimum unless earnings take a turn for the worse.
Intcel going to 50.
>>62535669>5 yearsIf you dont make it by 19 it's not good enough
>>62535648Looking good so far
>>62535661im not expecting it to reach new ATH, been buying to make the exit pump hurt less.but no not even a head and shoulders is forming...
I've reached the acceptance stage.
>>62535647>KO up 29% ytd
is the market pricing in a hike like a retard so we can pump when they obviously do not hike?
>>62535668ThisIm not gonna be a dip slurping normal faggot. That's why I'm 100% cash.
We're not dumping as hard as the other days
>>62535676next time you read about oil refineries exploding you should probably derisk/deleverage/realize profits instead of listening to glowniggers that tell you it "doesn't matter" and to "buy the dip"
>>62535679I'm getting ready to crowdfund a statue of Warsh if he hikes.
It's going to be mighty quiet in smg. I want everyone who sold the top like me to stay. We can laugh at bagholders. They will avoid the thread, and they will avoid looking at their portfolios...it makes me feel good to bully them.Chads
>>62535684The night is still young.
>Trueflation at 1.29%. Waste management volumes at pandemic lows. >Record apartment concessions. The real economy is whispering recession. Energy prices are screaming inflation. >The Fed decides soon. AMERICANS ARE TRASHLESSTHEY HAVE NO GARBAGE
>>62535658The sell button exists anon.
>>62535685>not having weird links on your bookmark toolbar so you can get some (yous)ngmi
>gold testing 4k again before the FEDF for /pmg/ (and 5% of my folio in a gold ETC)
NEW S&P LOWS FOR THE WEEK, NEXT STOP THURSDAY'S LOWS
>>62535685ELO?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
How's AMD doing? I was thinking of cashing out and paying off my mortgage and no longer be a slaves to the fucking banker kikes.
>>62535695the guy that posted his hands covered in cum jerking off to the bobina thread was peak yesterday
>>62535697YESSSSSSS, MOREEEEEEEE
shorted netflix, what am I in for?
Microjeet is a long term hold for me but I'm tempted to sell before earnings and the panic over capex
>Anons shitting on semis>When the entire market is shitting itself except for AAPL (for some reason)
>>62535695He's hovering his mouse over the balding article. You could've made fun of that if you really wanted.
>>62535701We're gonna need you to tone down the rhetoric
>>625356981600. I'm pretty okay but not concentrated autism enough to just memorize computer lines 60 hours a weekalmost exclusively caro kann as black and usually queens gambit as white but depends what retard shit they open with
PBF ripping. Reports tomorrow. Exceptional crack spreads and high oil should be big tail wind. Have it paired with CNQ oil producer. Also smiling. Reporting tomorrow too. Should be good.
>>62535657Source
I am now down 6% overall.Whats the best way to drink hemlock?
>China to send rocket launchers to Iran - Telegraph
>>62535703Damn I wanna see that
Kevin...
>>62535717>i wanna see another dude's cum
>>62535714Zombieland Saga
>>62535706Losing a lot of money
>>62535685>You rely on Al Jazeera for truth and transparencySHYGD
>>62535721I'm a cuck and I consider bobina my gf (I'm bobo, I identify as bobo because I'm bearish). So, to see another Man cum for her... *blushes*
>>62535701Amd have a giant gap around 400 and if you are ok with testing that area you should can hold it.
>>62535725If you're a genuine cuck consider suicide.
>>62535716They're supposed to be anti-air but who knows if they won't just shoot at ships instead. Shoulder-mounted by the way so they can just gape the Hormussy on the run.
>>62535724desu its better than any American media and I only went there for Zion Don pictures
Please can someone else join me in OWL. And we hold through the report tomorrow. I don’t want to do it alone. The OWL poster from months ago is gone I think and I’m feeling scared.
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN DIPPERINOAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SRLL SELL SELL SELEL
Please stop Don. Too much winning. We can’t handle all this winning.
>>62535723weird, I'm making money right now
>>62535727Why? I have a girlfriend in SEA but she worked as a prostitute. Well she kind of keeps me in the dark about it. I lust insanely hard for bimbos and sluts.
I hope they raise rates, imagine how blood red the market would be, might even get a circuit breaker
>>62535730Why would you hold the Overwatch league?
>>62535674It's not like any of you listened when I was posting stuff like this. You won't listen now either. Hopefully I saved someones retirement who has been sitting in cash smiling since the end of May. This market is still vastly overvalued, all of it, including the safety stocks, insurance, retail, utilities and industrials. The ridiculous datacentre bubble and tard tier elon garbage is just a rotten cherry sitting on top of a pile of shit.Don't worry I'll let you know when the bottom is in but we are not even close and by then you will probably hate anyone who tells you to buy. and have sworn never to buy a stock again
>>62535738I edge to the thought of it kek
>>62535732obviously we just need to raise tarrifs to compensate for this
>>62535732If the US government wants to reduce its debt by increasing revenue, it will create deflation and recession. The only way is to pump up inflation to reduce the ratio of debt / GDP.
>>62535740>when it’s time to buy, you won’t want tomany such cases
>>62535736you're like Elliot page, you're less than a man... you're a troon.>you lost tranny
Everything is going to shit and this guy is ranting about Fauci and Biden...in 2026.
>>62535732Yes Refunds
>>62535740imagine posting about fundamentals in the big 26play the lottery, or dont. there's your 'fundamentals'.
>>62535740how do you feel aboot financials at this time?
>>62535746I just accept that hot girls will cheat or do some other fucked up shit. I only want hot girls. Think of it economically, I'm just playing a hot slut tax.
>>62535740You could have just bought the Vertiv Holdings bottom today instead of sitting on cash. I’m doing very nicely right now!
>>62535747yeah I'm not reading all that if it's not bout the war
Another dump and crab day. I should have bought SNDQ on open like I talk about to myself last night.
>>62535747I have always found it fascinating how MAGA blames Biden for the vax, but Trump is always taking credit for coming up with it first and making it mandatory. Literally doublethink.
Trump feels like the Quartering. He keeps on streaming, but everybody is dunking on him and he won't even stop saying dumb shit. Eternal content
Is this the ol dump before FOMC then retard pump at 2pm? Or are we going out of business?
>>62535745I remeber telling people to buy intel and xom and GBS.L when it was cheap and got laughted out of it by people spamming cannibis . I remember trying to convince people to put a few grand into eith when i was a dollar a pop and link when i was 28 cents. They never fucking listen. Right now if you are not in a cash liquidity account paying over 3.5% a year or at very least sound short term bonds paying that you need a guardian too have power of attourney over your money
>>62535747they are throwing everything at the wall to distract from oil. they cant control it anymore. no one believes the tweets and even if they manipulate the price of paper oil for a day or two it violenty rebounds after
>>62535747His stray 2020 asshurt neuron fired up. Probably woke up from a nap seething about a Biden dream he had.
new lows. it's never been more over. how are spacejeetX baggots? suicide watch?
Aww fuck it's all tumbling downFuck me I'm -9% YTD and counting
DUMP ITOh god. I am really riding it down to 0. Well, so be it. I can maybe rebuild eventually.
googoo is holding up pretty goodi was expecting a deeper dump off than this from them>>62535752> You could have just bought the Vertiv Holdings bottom today instead of sitting on cash. I’m doing very nicely right now!do you even listen to yourself sometimes?
So... FOMC presser day...
>>62535761only one chart matters, everything else is noise
At least the whole S&P is red today, not just Nasdaq, right semibros?
>>62535742Oh he’s not stopping there. He’s backing dead demon Lyndsey Grahams 500% tariff bill. This is going to be a magnitude bigger rake to step in this time if he signs it into law. The damage will fall on the US. The above is complete proof of the idiocy of these policies. And wait until the like of China respond. It will be devastating. They could already shut down US tech in a couple weeks if they wish. They control almost all the raw material inputs in the chain. And I mean everything. Take any piece of semis, optics. Go down the value chain to the key materials, metals and so on. It’s inevitablely China with 50 to 100% market share.
It's over soxcels
oh no i'm temporarily embarrassed for a few more days (weeks) WHO CARES. I WILL WIN IN THE END
>>62535763They bounced to $113 from $107 so probably thinking they won.
can we get the guy posting goon bait of bobina, its over at least make me hard
>>62535758he's a walking meme and its funny because he doesn't understand the joke.
>>62535767>zoom outYou’re like my friend who have been telling me to sell ServiceNow for days because muh zoom out. They had great earnings and the bear market overreacted. Was a great buy
>>62535743With the consumer already tapped out. Leveraged to the tits. And scraping by? Good luck with that. Depression time.
My stocks are down today but I'm not selling sorry
Niggas been watching ww3 unfold for 4+ weeks and they still bagholding xd
>>62535771the only shart that matters is the one that give you izzat, saar
>>62535773>crab in a bucket mentalitySomeone else having it bad doesn't make my situation any better.
>>62535771can i get a rundown from you about mr shiller and his chart?
despite all odds, skhy is the only green thing in my portfolio todaybottomed official
>>62535778hello, I'm your wife
>>62535778I got you bro.
I-is that a little dipperino? AAAAA EVERYTHING IS GOING TO ZERO NOOOOOOOO!!
Just let the algos do their job
Gigantic draw on crude inventories
>>62535773Moving day and money is chasing cash cow and inflation hedge.
>>62535771>reaching 2000 levels again
>>62535778How about double breasted warrior Mumina?
Wow. The market usually pumps while I'm in the bathroom. It might really be over.
>>62535781thoughts?
>>62535794who is you?
>>62535787I'm saying we're red only because everything's red. Friday would be a good time to buy the dip I think.
>>62535776Yeah? From May right here and you ignored it.
>>62535747
>>62535782Boomer has a ton of money and they don’t even care about inflation rate.
>>62535747>omg why do you care so much gosh get a lifeI voted for this actually
>>62535806sorry i auto-ignore 5 figure accounts
imagine selling just because it dipped below your buy price lulmeow
>>62535801You’re supposed to be smarter than the average investor. Otherwise you’ll lose money like most people.
>>62535803Ahh friday they fixed the economy? inflation gone? Friday the wars are over. And friday the rate cuts? Goos...thank you. Tumor days! Fucking kek. Just casually guesstimating its still going to go up, specificslly on friday
>>62535807>Take a rightist meme>Replace words to make it a leftist memeThe left truly can't meme
CAN I INTEREST YOU FINE GENTLEBEARS IN SOME FRESH PRIME MUMU STEAKS?SOME OF THESE KILLS ARE SO FRESH THEY'RE STILL MOOING AND SLURPING
>>62535761I’ll keep posting it. US and EU diesel/gasoil/heating-oil.
>>62535798By this logic you would have sold in 1995
>>62535812I have 81 million in assets that's why I actually think about this shit instead of guessing.
>local investor who has only known bull markets projects growth going forward
>>62535791WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH
>>62535614Keeping rates steady is dovish. There will be no Warsh slander in smg.
>>62535822Based and liar pilledUnless you are that smigger with like $20M in NVDA
>>62535819i can only afford some KFC, got any fried chicken
>>62535818sounds like you're seethingi'm not even american and don't care about your jewish factionsstop worshipping shabbos goyim
>>62535822
>>62535822YEAH WELL I ACTUALLY HAVE 97 TRILLION DOLLARS IN ASSETS AND FUCK SLUTS EVERY DAY AND DO LOTS OF COCAINEIdk why 4chan sissyboys are so afraid of telling the truth. My nw is 250k and about 60% is in a 401k
>>62535817Everybody's guessing in this economy, buddy. We don't need your negativity here, /smg/ is a feel-good general.
>>62535828Lmao the troon is mad on 4chan
>>62535823Uhhh on a long enough time horizon, something something
Fuck, if this breaks...
Who here is Down and Mad about it. Post your unhinged rants
>>62535809Yeah? Well their 401k, house price valuations are getting ugly fast. There a lot of other people. And they are doing a lot worse off too.
>>62535818unfortunately it's pretty accurate
>>62535780>spent years shitting on sleepy joe (who never actually slept on the job)>now falls asleep everywhere he goesPottery.
>>62535830Oh and I also drive YOUR dream car. That one. I floor it every time I step on the gas to ruin the engine!! And then I just buy another one!!!!
>>62535824Thunder Tits O’Reiley
>>62535824>he's not familiar with Lael "Bazongas" Brainard
You didn’t listen? WHY?
>>62535831Everybody's guessimg 'down'...consider it Loveful Spite I don't want you to become a bagholder UwU
>>62535832whatever you want to fantasize about moshe
>>62535823the line goes up
>>62535830I shit on you. I'm here to study tards like you as rab rat
>>62535593so this is just a pullback because it's not quite clear that the rates will be hiked today or not? right? RIGHT??
Things are trying to bust
>>62535844Become?
>>62535803Well, fair enough if that's what you were trying to say. I'm kind of dubious about recovery happening anytime soon, but I'll just keep holding and see what happens. Selling now sounds like even worse idea.
>Vertiv Holdings brosWhat’s happening is it over?
>>62535803you are supposed to go on vacation from June to September like kike money managers unless you actively day trade and go back to cash this time of year.>make all your money in first half of year>short everything and go on vacation to rape babies on Epstein island or whatever>come back after Yom Kippur and close your shorts>pump everything into the end of the year
>>62535847You completely missed the part where I accused you of lying
>>62535848It's rate hike panic AND algos shitting themselves over oil prices.
>>62535824Lael "brain" Brainard.
>>62535851Kek
lowest crude stockpiles in SPR since 9/2018
>>62535853looks like AI bubble is poppingKorea and memory stocks were just the first, now with waves come different other AI exposed sectors
>>62535857wow thats jpows wife? he deserves such a gilf
>>62535771it has been explained multiple times why comparing shiller decades ago with shiller now isn't equivalent due to the differing legal and tax landscape and the nature of the different high/low capex corps back then and now>inb4 hurr durr guess they're all high capex now
>>62535860>in SPRsorry, excluding SPR
>>62535827Best I can do is Kentucky Fried MumuSo lean that you won't taste the difference!
I'm a deeply closeted bitcoin believer and i portray myself as a USD bull
It all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down...
>>62535861IMO the only way the music actually stops is with an interest rate hike or some of this debt coming home to roost. It will happen, the ROI will never reach what it needs to to justify this, but until the consequences are impossible to ignore, they will do so.
>>62535861skhy is holding up retty good todaywish i didnt selli wnat to hold but this market is making it impossible to do so
>>62535867I'm like that but skinny and kfc guves me diarrhea
Eddy Bobo is on CNBC again
>>62535867never post again
i vill catch every knoife until i'm happy
>>62535872Music in Korea already stopped. That might have well been the domino that starts knocking others out
GOOD FUCKIN NEWS!!!GOOD FUCKIN NEWS!!!GOOD FUCKIN NEWS!!!so, my sister is dating a guy who did a plumbing job at a womans place whos son works at a bank. and she says its possible.
AGI will fix thisWe are creating an artificial GOD trust the plan
>>62535732YESESREFUNDS
>>62535867ayo dis niggas ID is milkshake
vix over 20 see you all in hell
>>62535884LLM and expensive auto complete will not create agi dumbass jamjeet
NIGGERS!
Can the guy who makes these AI images make one with a buffed out bull (or frog) resembling Ronnie Coleman lifting some heavy bags and saying "ain't nothin' but a peanut"?
exit all markets
>MIGA golems and NPCs still buying, preventing the euphoric dumpThis will happen 100x more as predicted before ITT. Fucking dipslurper psyop is going to cost us a year of our lives
I wonder where markets would be at if Iran shit never happened.
>>62535884Can't wait for it to identify political parties and corporations as terrorist organisations and wipe them off the face of the Earth.
>>62535887we went down this much while the vex was below 20?doesnt this mean its about to reverse
>>62535892He's been right for 12 years
>>62535862I think this is his wife, actually.
Why won't this stupid Orange Nigger just fuck off and leave my portfolio alone?
>>62535864>literally it's different this timelollmao even
>SNEEDISK CRASHING THROUGH 1000SNEEDISK CRASHING THROUGH 1000>SNEEDISK CRASHING THROUGH 1000SNEEDISK CRASHING THROUGH 1000
>>62535892I already did weeks ago. you niggers called me a faggot for shilling 50% cash since June and I went to over 75% cash yesterdayI will be here to loot the dead bodies for cheapies when this place gets real quiet
>>62535899maybe he has two wives?>>62535892when will it be safe?
>>62535899Sad, not even worth cucking like who'd wanna see that beast get fucked
>>62535901kek that's some high grade copium
wtf is going on lads. MORE RED?
>>62535904>maybe he has two wives?You guys don't?
so when is the right time to load up on TQQQ? 2 weeks later?
>>62535899well i mean beauty is in the eye of pepes or somethingmaybe she has strong head game
>>62535902oh no! anyway...
>>62535909Can't imagine surviving the nagging unless they were bisexual and sorted it out between themselves.
>>625359116 months or laterI want a bull to fuxk my girlfriend
>>62535872Dunno, looks like markets are already reacting by dumping hard even when they could be still ignoring the consequences. Dumping, corrections and bear markets seem normal part of cycles, but this looks rather excessive.I'd say that this is more of a bullish signal overall as people are really shitting their pants and not euphoric, so there should still be quite a bit of liquidity to be deployed, but this is pretty brutal overall.
>>62535913he's going to send her to get korean face surgery where they suck the fat out of her face and she comes back looking like a teenagers with a sexy milf body
nasdaq hitting 666 before the FOMC is peak kike numerology
KEK SPCX baggiesIf you continue that way, you'll find oil, don't worry
Funny how Servicenow just keeps pumping. Doesn’t matter what else is going on in the market or in the world. Really thought it would be red today
>>62535643AVLV mogs it
reminder to NOT invest in SaaS, you WILL get fucked
>vix jumps above 20>immediately goes back below therefore rendering "buy when fearful" completely invalid immediatelywhy
Nasdaq YTD is now a lil cucky 5.92%. My YTD is a veiny, girthy 23.02%
>>62535930Him bought when fearful,
A dippy? A LITTLE DIPPY WIPPY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62535928how about saas companies that buy GPUs to rent out
>>62535928When? I’m up 30% in SaaS
I think she’s gonna break support this time.
In all seriousness, I am getting some weird vibes things are happening soon.
Holding until the Fed talk, then going all cash if we get a rate hike.
don't worry bros, this is totally not a bubble.
>>62535919your izzat is already lost jeet baggot
babe poster has been DCA averaging SOXL on margin since 134. its at 97 now
>>62535724Believe it or not, they make a headline and an article when a refinery processing like 5% if the refined gas of the planet blows upOn the US side? Crickets.
>>62535944Dunno what it means, but I assume it's not good.
>>62535660RIP
>>62535923can you post micron?
DRAM 3X ETP down 87% since creation.
>>62535945He better sell while he’s still got enough to buy a pressure washer
>>62535946You don't have to choose between>trust Qatari state controlled mediaand >trust all US mediaYou can distrust them both, for example.
>>62535953its funny because his collateral he is using to buy SOXL on margin is INTC and NOK>NOK down 36% this month>INTC down 39% this monthI wish he would post his chart here I want to see it
*ahem*AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT'S FUCKING OVER
>>62535954Sure. But facts remain that it's more truthful.I don't think you realize how grim it is.
>Aaaah! It's every fucking day, just make it stop already!
Damn hadn’t thought about any potential USA rate hikes since I don’t live there. And I just put my last pile of cash into the market.How much effect do rate hikes usually have on the markets? Always bad?
>>62535945As long as he wasn't going to retire in the next 10 years he'll be fine. Maybe
>>62535958What is risk management for 500 Alex?
>>62535964he won't be retiring. ever.
Commodity chads stay donged up
Shut up, it’s trying to V
>>62535963>the cost of the worlds reserve currency goes up nah, it's no big deal
Man imagine the melty if Warsh actually announces a rate hike today. Gonna be biblical
>>62535958That the guy who went to Venice?
maybe its time to start slurping commodities or consumer staples, only tech and AI was going up during that bullrun, everything else crabbed down and now that the entire market is going down further it could be a good spot to slurp non techy>>62535967
>>62535963>How much effect do rate hikes usually have on the markets?
>>62535963surprise hikes are bad. otherwise they're usually priced in
>>62535960I actually don't mind Al Jazeera that much, they have some explainer videos on things like the conflict in Bosnia and Herzegovina in English that are perfectly fine. But >rely on A Jazeera for truth and transparencyis absurd. They aren't truthful or transparent. They are answerable to and controlled by Qatari interests. If you aren't taking everything you read by them with a large grain of salt, you're fooling yourself.
>>625359782y already signaled that and it will be fine
Remembering the anon with a model that shows when to go risk on or risk off. Predicted everything thus far.
>>62535973>>62535977>>62535978ChatGPT told me Berkshire is a good place to store your money during a hike. But then again the consensus seems to be that there won’t be a raise.
Who /value/ here
>>62535987This is not risk-off event and you just need to hold correct stocks like pltr.
>>62535963It’s bullish in the long termNot good if your leveraged rn
>>62535985cope. we will be lower in August then we are now
>>62535989I've got my SCHD, don't worry
>>62535593Muh plan made from Ken Fishers bookWhen VOO is near 657 USD or VT near 150, I will sell. (Ken fisher said if -2% per month continues for 3 months its statistically highly likely to be a min 6 months, max 18months long bear market)If those does not happen bull market is not over I buy VUG.When VOO gets under 602USD, or VT under 144 USD, I will buy VUG.(Statistically probably last serious down leg)
>>62535988why would you ask chatjeetpt, owned by jews, trained on jewish data with jewish biases, anything?
GOOGL is green sirs. The wonderful Indian CEO wins again!
some of you are alright. dont be in yemen tomorrow
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>62536002Most anon here are in regular men.
>>62535923>how spacex "makes money"more like incinerates money> -200% operating margin on groklmaoi hate so much when they use ( ) to signal negative numbers, it's confusing for no reason when the - sign exists
Okay so the memory trade really IS dead
>>62535980I've been relying on AlJaz since May for this war. You won't find out how Israel is fucking over the US by focusing on expanding its lebensraum in western media. Something that Iran said is unacceptable if peace is to be signed, by the way. And they have arabic translators on site to aggregate news from gulf nations at a decent pace. They're biased as fuck but if you're not retarded you just see it and filter it in your brain.
>>62536003It takes 90 minutes for fedwatch to update so the market has to wait to know what to do next
Imagine stressing yourselves every fucking day. >literally buying VOO at every dipEnjoy all the stress I guess. Buncha weirdos lol..
>>62535980nigger I'm constantly evaluating the situation and I never turn my brain off if you notice the fucking chess link on my bookmarks>bruh don't turn your brain off make sure you think about thingsno shit faggot.. why do you even feel the need to say dumb shit like this?
>>62536010I love losing money
>>62536010that's cheating
>>62536000Vibe is so slow
I have to get it on.
>>62536018So let's see how you get on
the entire space sector sucks so much ass right now
ahhh quick TRVTH about another peace deal or some shit
literally, all I have to do is buy SPCX and wait 10 years elon will reward me or I can buy VOO and like double my money which is basically nothing compared to profits from space
>Tech troons bringing down the rest of the market with themGetting real sick of this shit.
>>62536028My Equinor went brrrrr
>>62536010The suck is the point.
>>62536027>dead end infinite debt with no purpose tech shit that has bankrupted entire countries beforeit was always shit
>oil doing nothingwow, it's happening or whatever
>>62536032based
Got a sneaking suspicion that META is going to nuke us with earnings.
>>62535593So, where does the KOPSI bounce?
the ai market is still bullish. the entire market is down. buy the dip. enjoy the rape and diamond hands.
FUCK TECH SHOULD HAVE INVESTED IN COKE
CVOL for diesel futures up over 200 now. That’s basically the VIX for Diesel (HO). Norm is 30. Extreme swings in price over next 30 days in implied volatility. Probably record high. Trumps sweating.
>>62536040Don’t see them doing good based on how the market values ai spending right now. Which is why Apple is doing so good
>>62535997who is ken fisher and why should anyone listen to him?
>>62536034but like, satellites and shit! space mining in 50 years!
I SHOULD'VE INVESTED IN VICTORIA'S SECRET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62536042glownigger or coping bagholder
>>62536052if im not rich my grandson will beshut the fuck UP
I SHOULD'VE INVESTED IN ADULT DIAPERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62536050META has a history of bottling earnings calls as well.
Wait a fucking second.Oil topped at $120Silver topped at $120Micron topped at....$1200 are you fucking kidding me
>>62536032No it’s not lol. Just stop it guy. Go out and find a bullshit part time job and DCA into VOO. Most of you live with your parents anyways so you don’t have expenses lol. Am I wrong? If I’m wrong tell me I’m wrong.
>>62536056>grandsonanon everyone will be sterilized by 2030, you better speed it up
>>62536056>dad why did grand dad give all his money to the African man that said he was going to go to mars>I don't know son I don't talk to that faggot anymore
>>62536064And the Dr prescribed you 120 pills a day you schizo fuck
>>62536041What do you mean bounce?
>>62536068I dunno man I was thinking about it before Micron topped out
I’m going to buy the fuck out of this once it hits bottom. Uooh god man I’m not holding bags for the first time in years and I’m ready to cum
>>62536052
closing the threadwill be back as king of smg when space is back in momentumciao
>>62536029the jeet baggot cope is so delicious. the only space you will be going to is the space between the shitting street and your grave on a train track
>>62536071If you are trying to wait for the perfect timing you are going to miss it anon, don't be greedy.
mark my words. we will end the day in the reds
>>62536065You are wrong.
>>62536067that shyster afrikaan has made me a shitton of money based on his lies and deceptions over the years. His latest scam sucks ass tho.
>>62536078but we be in the reds already
>>62536064>>62536068jews are all schizos and they believe in numerology.>12 symbolizes sacred timing, cycles and completion
>>62536077I’m ok to hit within 10 percent of the absolute bottom. We are nowhere near it.
Pour one out for the Republic of Korea
>>62536082So there you go. You expect manipulation? Well...
>>62536050What happens after Apple's earnings? Are they going to give those gains back? They have been at ath for a while now.
>>62535991This is his model. Or at least the graph of it.
>>62535708AAPL is a boomer emotional support stock.Just give it time.
V is vailing
Shout out to the NIGGER who said we'd pump Wed and Thurs
Is there a name for the fuckin parabola QQQ is doing?
>>62536055What is this schizo glow nigger faggotry. The CIA hires people to post on biz to collect thousands of dollars in AI investments? Is this the thesis? kek
>>62536031If you bought Equinor based on an anon’s advice that was probably me, you’re welcome.
The S&P500 is down 3% from it's all time high close.Son, you haven't seen anything yet.
>>62536096the number 1 user of reddit is a military intelligence base in florida.the most prolific moderator on reddit was Ghislaine maxwellif you don't think glow niggers are around you are retarded
Lads. The spread on a barrel of diesel to a barrel of oil. Has widened from 22 dollar to 91 dollars and still climbing. That’s their margin. This should be an amazing quarter for complex refiners. PBF Energy reporting tomorrow. Just saying.
>>62536094Obviously nothing is going to really happen one way or another until rape hike announcement. If you think this is bad, just wait
I bought a 0DTE call spread as insurance on my bobofolio. Starting to feel a little spooked.
>>62536098Wait for dip
>>62536103DELET THIS GOY!
>>62536071What are you aiming for? Where would spy have to be for you to dip your toe in.
>>62536104I'm 20% ported into Total Energies. My cornholio is ready.
>>62536111350
>>62536103You didnt answer the question but ok.
>>62536111He’s trying to time the bottom, a classic strategy that’s historically proven to work.
>>62536007Biased news > disturbingly silent news.
Apple flirting hard with going red
>>62536114they trained "apes" to be exit liquidity. you are either one of the retards or one of the glowies but either way you need to stop telling people to buy bags
i recommended PYXS last week.it's now up 40% since i recommended it.it's going to go much higher.
>>62536120I get the trend is your friend....but...well I have more conviction in being a MU bear now and that sounds like medical stuff
>>62536120What do you reccomend next oh great faggot
>>62536000Your hatred and bigotry really aren't doing you any good.
>>62536111I'll dip my toe in once we break the March lows (2009)
>>62536115Honestly if you are forgiving on your bottom definition I've got within 3 weeks three times. I think its somewhat doable as long as your target isn't a 24 hour window.Its the top I have zero fucking clue on.
>>62536118Probably waiting until earnings tomorrow to take a big steaming dump.
I'm biased to believe the market is going to definitely react to upcoming events
If rates hold expect moon tomorrow?
>>62536111I will post here once I boughted >>62536115Shoo shoo gains goblin, you won’t trick me into buying your bags this time
>>62536119The cia trained anons to buy thousands of dollars of gme. You are a schizo retard, lol. Kill yourself faggot!
>>62536131I'm no confident that'll effectively turn around the market sentiment
>>62536115works for me... I told you niggers to buy MSFT at the exact bottom. I told you I exited at 395. I told you to rotate out of chips. I told you to go cash.I'm still up 7% this month while the market ropes itself and I never took any risks or went short lmao
My trading professor tells me I should work as a trader for prop firms because I'll be able to trade with a lot of money. Do you think he's right and that I should do that? I'm a total noob
>>62536103The eglin shit is a red herring. It’s just a VPN node.>VPN Termination Point: Eglin AFB serves as a major termination point and exit node for the Department of Defense’s VPN infrastructure. This means that personnel stationed overseas (such as in Iraq or Afghanistan) or at other domestic locations often connect to the internet via servers at Eglin, causing their traffic to appear geographically as if it originates from the base.The Maxwell reddit mod thing is 100% true and it’s hilarious to read her post history because she has an almost encyclopedic knowledge of age of consent laws.
>>62536111Around the green parts. Mind you, even the green is historically high and should actually be yellow, but hey, gotta have to account for the clown world we're living on.
>>62536130You couldn't be more wrong. Everything is priced in. And I mean everything. Always.
>>62536124broadcomamphenol
>>62536132Yea I dont fucking care. Just exchanging ideas and strategies. Nobody is gollowing you to give a fuck when you buy.
>>62536134GME was probably organic but its also why WSB is 100% glownigger scams now. its wild that 4chan is still buying the exact same glownigger scams as reddit though
>>62536139>prop firmsTons of rules that will probably teach you bad long term trading habits
>>62536139You won't train your greed and fear with a paper account or small amounts, I can tell you that much. Not sure if prop firms are the way to do that though. Better than losing your own money on leverage I suppose.
>>62536146>GME was probably organicno way
>>62536141I used to be a huge PE fag but these ever growing corporate profits are really messing with the numbers. Makes it so much harder.
>>62536139You wouldn’t even pass the testing phase in order to get hired. Stop chasing dreams man, just be humble and take the easiest path given to every single American. This whole fantasy word you lot live in is sad as hell.
>>62536144You sound upset little buddy. Here is a strategy for you: Exchange your bags for some cash at a loss. You can always buy back in later.
aaahhh mu broke 780 support!those dastardly hedgies went and did it!
>>62536155>just be humble and take the easiest path given to every single AmericanSuicide?
>>62536148Oh, actual prop firms could be different. I was thinking whatever those paid funded trading accounts are.
My Vertiv Holdings gambit is failing!
>>62536158Half porting in MUD
SOXS is mooning
>>62536156But only after 30 days. Otherwise you get the wash sale tag of shame.
>>62536158MU at 375 is going to be nice
https://x.com/i/status/2082447352544059720
>>62536166shoulda done that earlier like at the open but after the initial run off
>>625361561.6m in voo to deploy. I'll be ok.
>>62536175Yeah I'm really bad at this desu
BogleCHADS stay winning
>>62536167I'm 41%+ on SOXSI never had anything like this
Who is looking at this chart and is surprised that it's dumping? Looks like a bloated corpse.
I'M NOT FUCKING BAKINGNIGGGGGGERRRRRSSSS!!!
>>62536177careful it might crab at this pointbut i dunno either
>>62536171Nice. Soon it'll all be over.
JPM drilling 3% today tells you everything you need to know about where we are going
>>62536183All our bakers roped
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>62536181The balls on you, love it! Even though I have 250k of KORU watching SOXL collapse is bringing me so much joy.
>>62536176Proud of you anon. With that much money you have no need to seethe at poorfags on 4chins
>anons have paid $300 for a single share of SOXL
Mexican standoff between bakers
>>62536191It's a bad time to get into oil now, right? Looks like they're hitting ATHs.
Buffett will emerge victorious.Again.And double digits IQ retards on this god forsaken general that shat on him for months will go deafeningly silent, curiously.
>>62536200>if you love SOXL at 300 you will super love it at 30
I told you 3 days ago I would be willing to help you get rid of your SOXL for 12 bucks, and that I was being generous and overpaying.I still stand by this.
>>62536200>my investments are in good 3x daily leveraged companies >they will come back
>>62536206While he does have the biggest cash blaster, he still has room to fuck up and unload it on garbage instead.
>>62536212Kek, litterally me!
>>62536211*kisses you and hands you a share of SOXS*
please make new tread, tanks you
>>62536200I didnt sell at 300 because I thought it was gonna go up more
>>62536218I didn’t buy above 70 because I knew this would happen.t. 2022 SOXL Holocaust survivor
>>62536218>Karl Jobbed after hitting on Billy Mitchell's wife
>>62536218a tale as old as time itself
>>62536218Should have sold at 22 like me.
>>62536217if you make me create a new thread, I WILL put a big fat Nigress as the OP pic and you WILL like it
>>62535716China hasn't sold weapons to Iran since the 1990s, and there's no reason to think they would suddenly abandon that policy just to sell a measly 400 MANPADSIt sounds like someone is trying to invent a reason to continue the war
>>62536184Well that's part why I went half over full port. I am not sure about in-the-day-term, but I'm holding out for a few days
>>62536218greedy ahh mf
>>62536010i keep pondering between equities and a rental house for income but I cant be assed to actually become a landlord. so VOO bagholding it is.
How does holding SOXL / SOXS work long term? I thought you are not meant to hold these for longer than a day or week because of some decay?
>>62536218What is your average?
>>62536227It just implies 100% tariff on China soon. But I guess China don’t care
>>62536233It works until it doesn't
i voted for this
>>62536233they get chopped to shit. your money just dissolves between "management fees" and choploss
>20k July 1st>12k july 29Sell everything and go all in on SOXL dip?
>>62536233do the math yourselfis +50% the same as -50%? how do you get back to breakeven from -50%?
>>62536233fuck decay if the volume is there then decay is irrelevantif anything theyre meant to be defensive kinds of stocks that you hold temporarily though but people love holding it for long periods
>>6253623510.52 but >>62536230 is right
>>62536224Exactly where on the thicc->fat spectrum are we talking?
>>62536242>100k start of month>32k nowDon't catch a falling knife man
>image limit reachedunacceptable
>>62536233The actual decay is the borrowing rate, so 4.5% x2. The decay isn't real, pure midwit fear mongering. The compounding is very real though, so it doesnt just 3x, as it compounds the last compounding. Why tqqq went up 10x when qqq doubled.TQQQ, SSO, UPRO all prove thst idea of yours wrong, its the psychology thats the real problem. How many people can chill watching 90% evaporate. Also unless its line go up than that 4.5% x2 catches up to you.
>>62536247oh like that dude that put in 6k and it went up to 113k but then he didnt sell so he only has (less than) 48k now
>>62536243I understand this, I guess im not good enough to know how these leveraged ETFs work. Seems like everyone on /smg/ made bank riding SOXL>>62536246Do you actually make money on these? I thought the % resets daily? Isnt it an asymmetrical bet to always be leveraged long as opposed to leveraged short? (can go to infinity but only go to 0) Unless I am just retarded, which you can just say too
>>62536233Decay is already priced into the graph. Just look at any long time period and see if you don't like how the line looks (tip: you won't mind)
>>62536258wow he only made 40k? lmao, what a loser.
>drone attack in egypt just blew up floating LNG storageyou have until friday to exit all positions
Baking.
>>62536266What the fuck are they doing. Suprised America doesnt give the middle east a trillion dollar check and just have them march in. Every country must hate Iran by now.
>>62536258>>62536258wasnt there a guy on X who turned like 3k into 700k and went back down to 12k or something, what was his name i forgot
>>62536260im a dummy with them too but all i use them for is to hit my price targets fasterfor the record i just use it to scalp but i end up trying for moon shots like a dumbo
>>62536272Arabs can't fight like that
>>62536269make it an evil bake to punish the lazy bastards that refuse to bake(I'm one of them)
>>62536273oh i know that guyhis name is EL RETARDO>>62536264no last thing he said is he's still holding it and doesnt care
Nobody's gonna bake huh? Makes me think there aren't more than like 5 smigger regulars here. Kinda depressing desu.
>>62536251We’ve been listening to this guy scream by the dip by the dip at us for six months LOL
>>62536272>Every country must hate Iran by now.weird way to spell Israel
>>62536269>>62536276>>62536276>>62536276
>>62536272Saudis already join in. Not boots on the ground but shooting at Iranian militia targets in Iraq.
>>62536282smart smiggers know FOMC days are just crab hell and sleep in
>>62536278>>62536276>>62536276>>62536276Evil enough for you?
>>62536233Yeah if you're a huge pussy
