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Humiliation ritual.
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Maaaaan, I love normies. She literally changed her profile picture to "open to work" the same day she got fired
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>>62536409
They're getting rid of the jewish daycare postions? Things must be getting bad out there.
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>>62536409
how do you even manage strategic communications
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It’s smells like Deflation is back on the menu, Boys!
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>>62536442
Be a woman with a meme degree
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>>62536409
>Humiliation ritual.
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>>62536432
Korea stock market collapse is likely a canary in the coal mine.
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>my accomplishments at visa include running a booth at a sporting event
>giving birth to a child
>and visiting a sporting event
A khazakstanian just flew over my car
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>>62536620
at least she's honest
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>>62536409
I don't want to sound like a jealous, or spiteful dick. But I genuinely wonder why people need college degrees to get into these bullshit fluff positions. Even to be a CPA, CFP, CFA, or "Financial Advisor" isn't that hard to do. I took the basic FINRA exam with zero preparation and passed it on my first try.

The vast majority of these white-collar positions just require a basic Microsoft Office course, a basic budgeting and accounting course, and a basic marketing/communications course, none of which require a dedicated 4+ years degree in a specialist field.
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>>62536662
Do you actually work though? the majority of workers are retarded and you want atleast a degree from them so they actually know how to input data.
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>>62536681
Yes, I've worked 15 years straight without a punishable tardy. Only days I've "missed" were paid vacations.
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>>62536662
public education has been degraded. they give literal retards high school diplomas these days. kids who turn in blank homework papers get a passing grade. etc.

college is a way to separate irredeemable prole retards from people who can follow directions, show up on time, maybe write a few paragraphs of english or do basic algebra, etc.
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>>62536662
>>62536751
i'm a CPA. my undergrad was in something other than accounting (math), so i learned everything "business" and "accounting" in a 2 year masters program. that is to say, accounting could realistically be an associates degree.
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>>62536662
>why people need college degrees to get into these bullshit fluff positions
education is a big industry, if it goes down, hundreds of thousands of people will die
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>>62536751
That's true about high-school passing everyone. But, even college is churning out morons with no basic Algebra skills.

From AI:
UC San Diego: A campus report revealed that about 1 in 8 incoming freshmen test below high-school math standards, with 70% of those students falling below middle-school levels and requiring basic remedial courses.

The Problem: The university saw a 30-fold increase over five years in freshmen placing into remedial math.

Impact: Hundreds of students with straight-A high school records are now stuck taking multiple non-credit remedial courses before they can start college precalculus.

Baruch College: Large numbers of students struggled or failed required algebra and pre-calculus classes, prompting the school to lower minimum passing grades for the business program.

Broader Trends: Professors at other institutions like UC Berkeley note that first-year students frequently struggle to solve basic algebra equations during office hours.
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>>62536432
oh yeah, less money is printed, more DEI layoffs will happen, because those fake jobs for women should never existed
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>>62536765
I agree with this.

I've looked up non-credit "Associates" programs at a local college. You can pay to take a specific class at this college, but you won't receive credits, or a degree. Some classes require a dedicated 4 year program though, you can't take them individually.
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>>62536424
i've seen this so many times, do these people not have any plans at all, any savings, anything...for the not unlikely event this would happen? It boggles the mind. Can't even take one day to get wasted or something.
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imagine how stupid her job was if a schizophrenic chatbot trained on reddit replies could do it
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>>62536424
>>62537085
Reminds me of when one of my peers quietly flipped his LinkedIn status to "Open to Work." I screenshotted it and sent it to my team lead.

If you're already advertising to the world that you've got one foot out the door, you're a retention risk. Shareholders deserve employees who are committed, not people interviewing on company time.

He's still at the same level. I'm above him now.
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>>62537085
normies have no time for anything, they do stupid shit every day and when you ask them to do something, they say - i have no time
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>>62537085
People are trained to be slaves, what do you expect? Her entire identity revolved around being a corporate drone, a mom (based), and being a good little consumer. 2/3rds of her whole persona disappears if she doesn’t work and her ego can’t stand it.
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>>62537232
Nice bait
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>>62537085
If you don't do this, they filter you. Most corporate "roles" are entirely about subservience and dependency.
Anyone can technically do these jobs. They made the slave mindset mandatory to reduce costs.
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>>62536812
This is a made up problem stemming from colleges intentionally admitting a certain percent under qualified students for diversity. A lot of colleges have been sued recently over it and lost but continue anyways. This has no bearing on kids who got in on merit, yet will still wreck public trust anyways. It makes no sense why they're doing this but in case you didn't know
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>>62537580
i quit my job 2 years ago and still haven't updated my linkedin. guess i'm on my own now since i'll get filtered permanently as soon as I update it or they find out it's not up to date kek.
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>>62536409
women love this shit. Corpo culture, everything about it
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>>62537232
you fail to understand that when I set my profile to "open to work" on a job it means I absolutely do not give a shit.
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>strategic communications
so a nothingjob
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>>62536662
Pay to play retard.
Are you new?
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>29 years old
>became a manager when she was 24
>has a degree in Human Resources
>posts pics about making 120k a year plus the gym and not doing any work
>layoff caused by AI
Based
Fucking kill yourself bitch
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so all these people got vaccinated right?
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>>62540976
I can guarantee it
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>>62537657
Thanks.



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