Stocks are still bombing edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>62536276
I am catching falling knives
> soons
is it time to buy kospi?
how over is it, /smg/?
Rate cuts? WRONG! The Raped Cuts, starring (You)
>>62536777checked
>>62536783Got loads of these little green niggas in London
We have the technology.All we need is the initiative.
>>62536774>tfw we will never be rich enough to buy cunny in this marketits over
>>62536787I'm up bigly today.
>Rape cup coming in t-minus 22 minutesLETS DO THIS!!!!!!!
>>62536783>around blacks never relax
>>62536795That’s based. Who didn’t have pretty teachers that they fantasized about as a child? That shit was awesome.
i will buy calls and generate a lot of money from this FOMCand then i will save the poor ladies in worst korea from suic*ding, what are you doing anon to help the chinks?
>>62536788Rates will hold. Guessing institutions are afraid that they will raise next time if oil moons. I'm certain rates hold, not sure if it moons or not.
>2% down on Vertiv Holdings nowShould I abandon ship? Will it dip even further tomorrow?
>>62536787your life is over and mine isall you can do is watch it burn along side meif someone would offer me to get all my money back but never touch the stock market again I would take the deal i want to go back to the past and punch myself the day I started """"""" investing""""""""
>>62536795this shit is so retarded lmao.>teacher makes 40k/year to babysit retards>replace it with 300k robot>first day of school Jamal bodyslams the robot teacher in front of the class while everyone laughstech faggots are so unbelievably sheltered and retarded
>>62536804Don't even remind me my smigga, there was this petite ginger and this tall, black haired, pale, nerdy one... Ufff. They both taught my class, too. UFFFFF.
The worst part is all these options are giga overpriced. I can't even make a bet without basically risking a huge loss>too close to the money = just buy shares if bullish or hold none if bearish>too far otm = lol you better hope it pumps or dumps 30% in almost no time just for a 10x
>hike rates>market implodes>cut rates>economy implodes>keep rates>everything keeps crabbing downthey won't do shit
>>62536805since when ai can make hair this detailed?
>>62536807If you get to -10%, yes.
>>62536774janny pedofaggot is baking the thread again
>>62536818You forgot>do nothing>japan sells treasuries
>>62536819ai is getting good at it
>>62536818I hope he raises it 100bps just to blow up all the gambling retarded faggots and go ahead and fast track to a market where I feel comfortable in buying fucking anything instead of God damn 40 p/e dogshit
>There are smiggers betting on cuts
>>62536830one call by donnie fixes that
>>62536831nooooo wayyyyyythis one is ai as well???? I thought this was a real girlfuckkkkkkkkshe was my definition of the perfect femaleno point in a life without heri am kms
>>62536829pedo threadpedo sitepedo country
>>62536815There was one extremely attractive Latina teacher at my high school, and my football coach was banging her
>>62536840i only had to bet 10k and i secure close to 1 million dollars aka generational wealth
>>62536843yes it is
>>62536804My teacher was my mom
>>62536820Okay then
>>62536840>There are smiggers betting on hikes
Non-pedo thread>>62536846>>62536846>>62536846Use if mods delete this thread
>>62536853i don't want to believe itshow me source
so whats the feds plan? inevitably hike rates to try and contain inflation while printing money to bailout anything that shows weakness?
>>62536851You can pay much less than that for a lottery ticket. And possibly win a lot more!
>>62536818He may as well rip the bandaid and go 50 bps or full Volcker and pump it 1000 bps. All the people pretending inflation isn't that bad yet a case of soda is $9.99. I used to see these at maybe $3.99 when there was no deal. Just hike the rates and get it over with instead of pretending everything is fine, just cause a recession rather than kicking the can down the road. But if they're gonna kick it down the road than I need a 50 bps rate cut asap. Get rich, cash out, move elsewhere since markets are moving fast enough that it makes me worried hyperinflation is nearing.
post yfw rate cut
>>62536800where can I buy that soldier Kirby doll?
LORS ONIONS?
>>62536866they should lower it so we get an exit liquidity the us is fucked anywaylong or short term its the next great Britannia
>>62536863Have sex
>>62536814the robot is equipped with an AR15
>>62536861As always, the smart money is on nothing
is this it?
>>62536870>>62536870what are the odds?
>>62536869pretending that everything is fine until people start starving en masee is the name of the game, let the goyim deal with the real world
>>62536874No cut option?!
>>62536861adding this pic to my rasta folder
>>62536863Fuck off
My 12/2028 SPY calls are slightly red, it's over :(
>>62536861>There are smiggers betting on macro
>>62536866>planuhh... we have a task force of 15 (((experts))) that include almost exclusively>jews>women>indians>indian women>white collar faggots who have never had a job beforedon't worry man the economy is in good hands we have a 30 year old Indian girl calling the shots now
>>62536814>replace "self employed" wagie with 300k robot sidewalk delivery>nignogs steal delivery and break robotmany such cases.
>>62536887>buying leaps after a retard pump
I am almost out of money thanks to SNXX>anon has almost lost it all editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62536874When speech?
>>62536863>non-pedo thread>posts a pedo in the OP
>>625369012:30ET
ANOTHER V INCOMING
I shit myself in my office today and was fired on the spot. Wacky Wednesday am I right?
>>62536883I just want to get rich and cash out into gold or some other currency and move elsewhere. Id rather not be here 15 years from now and a case of soda is $500 while mininmum wage is $50 an hour>get job at Mcdonalds>make $50 an hour>hamburger costs $800>tfw must work 2 days to make the same as the price of a single hamburger>tfw the bug burger costs $50>picWhat game is she from if at all?
>>62536869a significant portion of the worlds aluminium transits through the strait of hormuzoopsie
7 minutes to go. Just enough time for a quick change.
>>62536881poly says <1%
we're pumping
I bought insurance in case it moons. I can’t lose
>>62536912Bullish for KMB.
N \
>>62536885Irie mon I and I me tink erryting gwan be alri burddah, da Warshy gon come wit da Glarshy ya na say?
>>62536912I unironically nearly shit myself this morning before work. Should've had my KMBs on
5 MINUTES*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
BUY NOW????
>>62536932yeah
I was promised TACOs and it's already Wednesday. Also who the fuck decided to call it Wednesday?
>>62536915https://www.youtube.com/@YamagamiKaruta/streams
>>62536940It’s like buying before earnings report but double the fun!
>>62536949Because traditionally people were doing weddings on Wednesdays.
>>62536956That actually makes a lot of sense. Thank you for your explanation, anon!
>>62536949Woden, aka Odin
Is Trump even posting about the stock market anymore? Used to be daily even when things were bad now it's nothing, clearly too busy shorting it all
Volatility is going to shit itself either way in a couple minutes and last at least until Friday.You're seeing the puts aren't pinning or supporting you're through them like a wet paper bag and they keep moving them down. Shit's not bottoming behavior.
>>62536956As a kid I remembered how to spell it by breaking it upWed NES day. Easy for a video game enjoyer
ready to jump off the bridge?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GO KEVIN
RELEASE THE RATES OLD MAN
>>62536964Hail Woden
HOLY V BATMAN
is it habbening :DDDDor is it so ober :((((
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thats it? Is that all it pump from maintain rates?
WERE SO BA-ack
ready to shit myself where's my diaper
PUMP IT
FUCK YES!
ty kevin
i gotta piss
buy, buy for your lives
I LOVE THE BULL TRAPI WILL DISREGARD ALL CONCERNS I HADAND GO ALL IN LEVERAGEDLONG LIVE KEVIN
>>62536965the last thing he did was publicly talk about "guys that short the market" and then he didn't recommend any tickers after that.you do the math
>>62536962>mfw I spread misinformationFOOL!The Odin guy is right, by the way.
>*taps mic*what starts playing?
we are so back, thank you mr trump, thank you kevin
fake pumpits ober
Seems like they want to see what Warsh says rather than just "maintain rates"
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20260729a1.pdf> The Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 3-1/2 to 3-3/4 percent, in support of the Federal Reserve’s dual mandateActual, unironic nothingburger. Normies so spooked that simply not raising rates is considered good news.
we're so back (I'm still down 30% in a week)
>RWL
>Five minutes ago, you said, "It's so over.">Now, it's "We're so back.">What changed?
I’m gonna need a bigger pump for my insurance calls to make any money boss.
Whats with all the celebrations?>SOXL 10 minutes ago: $98.56>SOXL now: $100.85That's not a lot....
>>62537021Market sentiment changed.
>>62537021No rape hike confined
DEPLOY THE V KEVIN
Prices are finally what they are supposed to be
>>62537021No rape hikes
Reminder that BoJ is going to raise rates and kill the carry trade after market Thursday.
>>62537005Can you stop posting this disgusting shit?
>>62537029>>62537021before I answer what is your performance this year?
>>62537042Also, if you doubt it check the backwardation on Gold futes vs CFDs. Capital is rotating.
soxl is saved
>clear out all the retail bears>destroy vix>buy cheap puts>dump afterI've seen this one before
an emergency rate cut is being priced in as we speak this very moment.
>>62537007HAIL WODEN
It’s funny seeing Berkshire dropping because of no rate hike. Just because it actually makes total sense. And no I will not explain.
>the fed just copy and pasted the statementkek
I just want one green dayi don't even remember what winning felt like...
W-why is TLT dumping?
>>62537046I think they're cute
>>62536985This is what genuine "we don't know" looks like from wallstreet. Extreme hedging and counterparty hedging. >>62537042There's concerns about repatriating money (ie the pension funds in Japan pulling out of the US market) but if you listen to Sanae's heavily accented economic advisor he talks about on-shoring the money into shit like AI/semis/tech. That's their idea for domestic investment.Not really looking like that's the play right at the moment but who knows they may look at weakness in things like kioxia and thing now's the time to give them even more money.
So they’re just gonna let yields blow out? When Iran shit hasn’t even started?$5 gas is gonna be like 5.5% on the 10 year. Mortgages already made a new high. Front end barely down
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htmincase you guys wanna watch. it starts at 2:30jerome had better waiting room music this shit is trash
>>62537070What do you mean? It’s obvious as shit it would dump if they didn’t raise rates. Growth and inflation expectations higher = lower TLT. Except you don’t even get the relief from the front end coming down. Just a shitty decision on their part, and the bond market is telling you that
Microsoft SAARSShit, really unsure if I should sell before earnings or not now
Kevin basically said the stock market should crash itself see ya later idiots
>>62537070BoJ tomorrow.
>>62537084>$5 gas is gonna be like 5.5% on the 10 year
>>62537095Sell your earrings saar
>>62537084Drumpf made a deal with the Fed that they will not hike if he promises to surrender to Iran and end the war.
>>62537092That's just standard "a customer service representative will be with you shortly" hold music. Yuck.
>>62537084Yes. AI will save us all, so we better do anything to not hinder it.
>>62537106they are trying to calm everyone down before warsh talks about not being able to raise rates because of black unemployment or some shit
I fucking hate zoomer dip buyer slurpers like you wouldn't believe
>>62537106sounds a little bit like weather channel music
>>62537112Based black man saving tech.
>>62537095I will be selling MSFT call spreads at 3:45p. Keep em if you wanna inverse me boss
>>62537118If they don’t buy the dip today with no hike it’s limit down tomorrow so good reason as any to get some free money
>>62537110I dont think so bro
GOOGL is up BIGly friends.
10yr yields are even higher than before the release, hmmm
>>62537127I will sell calls when it hits 350
Warsh just bitchslapped Mike Micron on his way to the podium
>>62537128The bonds market is the only market left that's not a clown market
Get in here boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLzUcirVvHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLzUcirVvHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLzUcirVvHE
>>62537125artisanal, hand-crafted poverty, not that automated AI utopia.
>>62537121https://weather.com/retro/
>>62537134Because there’s no gamblers. It’s all big funds and governments
>>62537131THERE WE GO YEEEES back to green we are
my fidelity crashed a lotta gamblers trading rn
>cant even hold the fake and gay pump before the fake and gay meeting startsgrim
>>62537150Jesus if they hiked SPX would probably hit a circuit breaker kek
>10 minutes of gain because of no rate hike>would be 2 weeks of dumping if it was raisedNot to sound like a bobo or anything but…
>>62537125how exactly will AI cure cancer?
wow, what a pump. Pack it up baggies, its over
>>62537160It will figure out what the Jews are putting in our food and shit
>>62537135Federal reserve stream, I don't know which is better, but there are usually different delays between streams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyexh4Ikrp4
75% chance of sept hike now. What’s the point of waiting?
>>62537159you do know it was expected to have no hike. everything hinges on the press conference. are you new?
>>62537159desu I wouldn't be surprised at all if we dump even harder because we DIDNT raise rates. people that aren't absolute retarded faggots will lose faith in the clown car if it becomes too apparent the fed is just a bunch of compromised spineless faggots (they are)dont trust shit until Friday after the big earnings come out. we could close green today and they could rug MSFT 15% in afterhours and then rug AMZN tomorrow like they did everyone else
>>62537174Wait for 30y above 5.2% once 100% tariff against China is delivered.
>>62537106jerome played circus music
>>62537165and then tell the jews who made them?
>>62537174If there was a 75% chance of it being sunny tomorrow, would you put on sunscreen today?
>>62537174if he says anything the market doesnt like, market could tank hard, if he says he is just guiding markets under supreme leader trump and everyone is going to get even richer, market ath by eod, easy
>Fake pump already wiped outIs it actually over?
and the V's over. Fuck. Waiting for the old white man to tell me how to feel now.
>>62537186Nice analogy dumbass
SKHY holding up better than MU is interesting but I'm still staying short.A lot of the acute panic last night in kospi was weakness in HBM demand even as DRAM went up and MU is less exposed to that. I think there's just more of MU's float still tied up in institutions who want out out out compared to the recent skhynix adr but I'm very weak on that thesis.
>>62537180>dump even harderWhere will the money go?
>>62537165If you wanna eat healthy food just eat kosher products. They even have non corn syrup coke. They don't poison their own.
>>62537174doubt it, oil inflation isn’t the only cause of inflation,the rest is going down chuddy and this war is ending soon enough, it’s just trump trying to time the markets so it can pump around mid terms time. I ended the Iranian regime from getting a nuke, the market is hitting all time highs, black unemployment etc
>>62537186no but if I knew I was going to the beach I would buy sunscreen before I went.the markets are supposed to be "forward looking" but then they do meme shit like delay a rate hike 1 month and try to celebrate lmao
>>62537201Nigga we were at ATHs before the war
>>62537191uhh what old white man.
>>62537173THIS STREAM IS AHEAD
>soxl sub $100lol. I wonder how many bag holders we have itt. I hope you guys are ready to hold forever lmao.
>>62537205***slightly less old white man
Here come dat boi
>>62537192I accept your concession retard-kun.>>62537202You still don't get it, do you?
>>62537198the Jews have been buying every house in America if you missed it
warsh gets absolutely aura mogged by old man Powell. dude has zero charisma
>We love hard drives now, actuallyI don't believe it one bit. All it will take for an analyst to say Seagate or Western Digital don't manufacture NAND. That would be a lie for the former but true, I guess, for the latter since everything has a Sandisk logo on their SSDs, but watch Seagate go up in flames to $600 then. I actually warned you.
IT'S GOOD AFTERNOON, YOU DUMB FUCK
>VOO & chillWhy is everyone so mad?
It's forming the N pattern
>he said the thing
>do not redeem bankslmao that he led with that>we will restore price stabilityits ogre
>>62537223NI
>>62537204people have the memory of a goldfish they want the market to pump around midterms else they won’t take it into account
I stop baking for a few days and some pedofag janny (probably jeet) appears. How many CP posts has he saved to his hard drive?
he doesn't sound very bullish
exit your options, nothing will happen. its over
>>62537239I’m an option seller so I’m eating
talking about playing with balls, whats up with this guy
Oh wow my suspicion of them crabbing SOXL os looking more and more right
>we're just getting started
>>62537245you sell options at a low vix, you are retarded
>>62537222Because VOO & chill is for goycattle who want to retire at 70.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHI NEED TO REFUND QUICKWE'RE GOING TO HOLD
TASK FORCE
>pump already fadedclown marketjust go to 0 already fuck this
>Warsh shit talking supply side of the AI tradeYep it's over.
>>62537229NIC
>>62537254Works on my machine
>>62537263Thank you, NIC- for having me
hear me outkorean government stock buybacks(then the inevitable bankruptcy after a huge pump)
this guy fucking sucks
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN BLUMPFT
>>62537262he is literally fudding SOXL right now LMAOOOO. he is target fudding chip shit
Somebody ask this nigga why he hired the jeet woman from micro shit
the algos somehow think this conference is bullish
>>62537271desu shoulda known after he shit talked them last time
Did he say the thing? Rate stays the same?
>>62537255i retired at 42 doing that
>The message from markets is the message from markets
>>62537136Kek
>>62537274AI isn't that good at reading voices yet.
>>62537277yes but not the really magic words, samer for longer
>>62537276his speech was less than 8 minutes>do not redeem banks>I will give zero guidance>we will restore price stability>chips are bad
Is it bad news or good news?
FED HOLDS INTEREST RATES STEADY AS INFLATION RAISES PRESSURE FOR A HIKE
>>62537261He may as well fucking hiked. Whats the point of>maintain rates>market gets worse anywaysJust rip the bandaid off already. Reeeeee why don't they put in a Volcker! At least if he was in place I'd trust he'd fix the inflation problem.>>62537273Somehow a woman younger than me with a resume probably filled with lies is worthy of the position
>>62537289>>chips are bad?
PUMP IT UP >PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP >PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP >PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP >PUMP IT UP
i wonder how long warsh will try to gaslight before someone calls him out
>>62537289Why do you want him to bloviate? The current fed rate is perfect, the economy is strong, and we're on a good course with the fed doing nothing.
>>62537289Fritolay in shambles
>>62537298great way to never get called on again
>>62537279that's pretty much 70, logarithmically speaking
Warsh, just keep the music running during August and I'll exit most of my US positions. After that you can rug.
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH north star confirmed
>>62537298Nov. In nov he will say we are looking at raising a single point over the next 3 months.
>>62537255Retire? I’m literally a bum ass security guard that sits in a chair all day. I get paid to sit and stare at people all day. I live in a storage facility and my expenses are so low that I can do this for years. >storage facility rent ($105)>gym membership ($80)>food ($195 - $215)I’m able to put away $1,500 into VOO (have almost $140,000 saved) Life doesn’t get easier than this.
>it’s a fake pump
>>62537300>economy is strongGDP would be negative if mag7 didn't spend a trillion dollars of debt on shit no one even knows how to sell
>>62537296hes right, wafers are the future
>>62537289>>chips are badWhat he said was >AI capex too hot>semi revenue too hot>we don't consider chip/memory (calling it out by name to kick it when it's down kek) having a broader inflationary effect outside this market, so we left rates alone for now
>the historic problem with data dependence is the data and the dependencethe crash is going to be biblical
TASKFORCE MENTIONED
>>62537264better cover the calls you sold, lol
>>62537255This. Why would I waste my time coming to /biz/ if I'm going to retire at 70? I can just live my life instead of spending all this energy watching stocks.
Alright this guy sucks. Just empty words.
DEPLOY THE BABE TASKFORCE ON NO NEWS
Imagine betting against LINE ALWAYS GOES UP. It's like betting on America's collapse. It's like most bobos in this general are 3rd world subhumans.
>>62537322I don’t think it’s going to 7700 I’ll be fine
every time he uses "task force" the market giga pumps... weird
KEVIN
Pump it
NQ futes in backwardation. What is happening?
guys holy shit all my crap went green all of a sudden what happed? line goes up???
Silver's green?!
>>62537290ECB hiked the rates preemptively and look where they are right now. Instead of following suit FED decided to DO NOTHING. Just incredible
we're so back kevin bros. generational bottom confirmed.
Long term gf wants to break up.Losing 90% of port is nothing compared to this.
>>62537312so basically same as always, big corpos propping up the economy and dictating the direction
>>62537333trapping more retail bagholders probably. or nigger retard pump up until the very last millisecond like usual
>>62537336PMs also in backwardation.
I miss him already...
FUCKING PAID REPORTERS TRYING TO PROVOKE A CRASH FOR THE DEMS REEEEEEEEE
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>62537174Cope that oil will be resolved. Steady right now isn't too crazy, but if oil remains at elevated levels up to then I can see a September hike. Rational decision imo that is banking on a big TACO.
>>62537334kevin just executed bobo live on stream
>>62537358oil and ME is the only sore spot. when thats resolved we are neon green to kingdom come
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFOR REAL THIS TIME
GOOGL COMPUTER
>>62537324No surprise. At least Jerome had funny memes, though I personally didn't like the guy. Always delayed in everything and his actions clearly showed intent of protecting stocks over curbing inflation. Very nice $5+ for a bag of "party" size chips that's more like the size of a $2 regular bag from years ago. I do not care if it tanks stocks. The only way I am winning then is I go full gambler. And desu had I done that in 2020 or 2023, then Id have certainly made enough to outpace inflation. Since they've proven themselves to be obsessed with protecting stocks so as to delay a dump, all I need to do is the next time the market crashes is go all in on LETFs. Since their actions keep repeating I assume we will see $10 SOXL in the future and then $300 SOXL again and then $10 SOXL again and then.... I mean when looked at from that perspective it seems to be the easiest trade to make to outpace inflation that is not being controlled.Now instead all we're getting is a slow bleed out on stocks rather than a fast band aid pull. It's basically like 2022 all over again. I may as well just get a job to have even more cash at the inevitable bottom when he does start hiking rates.
>>62537324i like it. it means keep buying calls until august opex
Memory bulls I need copium right now. Please give me some. Memory bears feel free to make fun of me if you wish I feel like I deserve it right now.
>>62537174If you listen to his words he is telling you he's keeping the powder dry for something that's less supply side driven where the hike is more likely to have the intended effect.
>Task.... Force
EVENT RISK PASSING?
MICROSAARS BACK ABOVE 400 AGAIN
>>62537365What happens in August?
>>62537359kevin saved the economy?!?!
>>62537349you must be a pansy bitch. we love jpiddy but warsh is a no nonsense kind of guy. he saw the 08 beta bankers and said he wanted no part in it. he is BASED
Mr. Warsh what's going on with hyperscalers and the token economy?
>>62537374Now need these benchods to do the needful and pump on earningsDO NOT DO THE DUMPING YOU BITCH
>How would you characterize your next speech>I would characterize it as a blank sheet of paper
So glad I bought that discounted goog two or three days ago whenever it was
>>62537368kek!
67 MENTIONED!!!!
>Jackson hole>the "big question"I remember..
Even UUUU is going up holy shit
>>62537366There's a chance with really good earnings and continued retard levels of capex that memory will poomp again. Assuming the market lets it and stops pricing in what's going to happen 5 years from now and we don't get another onslaught of Chink fud. Sorry that's the best I can do.
they can't stop the buying
Bros, becoming a value investor is the best thing I've ever done for my mental health. I buy stocks of good companies at cheap to fair prices, and I literally forget about them for 6 months, when I check back. I'm beating the market this way and sleeping better than I have in a long time. I don't have to care about the talmudic schemes "they" pull with oil, or semis or whatever. I chill and rake in the money.
>I am assembling a team from around the world...>TASK FORCECool hype talk.
I'm planning on selling assets so I can buy into samsung, should I leave the rope just in case?
>>62537366Split news. >>62537315You're getting a little pump off of Warsh implying he won't intervene in chips because they aren't effecting the broader inflation picture.
Holy shit sneed is green, legitimately thought it'd go under 1k
where the guy calling MSFT up to $420 yesterdayI need to speak to him
checkin' with the task forces(its a pavlov's dog trigger word now)
>>62537379this bitch mid af and looks run throughbring back the redhead milf britbong shes peak kino
qcom pumping today
desu I feel like we're part of the task force are we not?
>>62537411Do you feel in charge?
>>62537411biz babes task force
was at the grocery store what did I miss?
>>62536846>>62536846>>62536846Non-pedo threadMigrate
>>62537417It's pumping the economy is saved it's a running of the bulls buy buy buy
this guys says a lot of stupid shit trying to mystify what the fed does lmao. it has 2 things it can do and literally nothing else. its not that complicated kevin.
>>62537417We avoided rape
>Sandisk green again>everything just goes back to benefitting Sandisk somehowAbout to prove my point or maybe Seagate will just continue to pump and explaining this market is a useless endeavor.
Are we shorting microslop or faceberg
Maybe I should have stayed in cash for a little longer before I bought my first ETFs.World Value Small Caps ETF is up, World Value and World IMI are down. Oh well, I'll stick with it but defer the automatic saving rate.
>>62537189Oh! Sexy. Looks so tight. I'm gonna print and fuck this.
>>62537422Sad
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