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Stocks are still bombing edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/ >>62536276
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I am catching falling knives
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> soons
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is it time to buy kospi?
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how over is it, /smg/?
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Rate cuts?
WRONG! The Raped Cuts, starring (You)
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>>62536777
checked
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>>62536783
Got loads of these little green niggas in London
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We have the technology.
All we need is the initiative.
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>>62536774
>tfw we will never be rich enough to buy cunny in this market
its over
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>>62536787
I'm up bigly today.
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>Rape cup coming in t-minus 22 minutes
LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!
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>>62536783

>around blacks never relax
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>>62536795
That’s based. Who didn’t have pretty teachers that they fantasized about as a child? That shit was awesome.
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i will buy calls and generate a lot of money from this FOMC

and then i will save the poor ladies in worst korea from suic*ding, what are you doing anon to help the chinks?
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>>62536788
Rates will hold. Guessing institutions are afraid that they will raise next time if oil moons. I'm certain rates hold, not sure if it moons or not.
>>
>2% down on Vertiv Holdings now
Should I abandon ship? Will it dip even further tomorrow?
>>
>>62536787
your life is over and mine is
all you can do is watch it burn along side me
if someone would offer me to get all my money back but never touch the stock market again I would take the deal
i want to go back to the past and punch myself the day I started """"""" investing""""""""
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>>62536795

this shit is so retarded lmao.
>teacher makes 40k/year to babysit retards
>replace it with 300k robot
>first day of school Jamal bodyslams the robot teacher in front of the class while everyone laughs

tech faggots are so unbelievably sheltered and retarded
>>
>>62536804
Don't even remind me my smigga, there was this petite ginger and this tall, black haired, pale, nerdy one... Ufff. They both taught my class, too. UFFFFF.
>>
The worst part is all these options are giga overpriced. I can't even make a bet without basically risking a huge loss
>too close to the money = just buy shares if bullish or hold none if bearish
>too far otm = lol you better hope it pumps or dumps 30% in almost no time just for a 10x
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>hike rates
>market implodes
>cut rates
>economy implodes
>keep rates
>everything keeps crabbing down
they won't do shit
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>>62536805
since when ai can make hair this detailed?
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>>62536807
If you get to -10%, yes.
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>>62536774
janny pedofaggot is baking the thread again
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>>62536818
You forgot
>do nothing
>japan sells treasuries
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>>62536819
ai is getting good at it
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>>62536818

I hope he raises it 100bps just to blow up all the gambling retarded faggots and go ahead and fast track to a market where I feel comfortable in buying fucking anything instead of God damn 40 p/e dogshit
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>There are smiggers betting on cuts
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>>62536830
one call by donnie fixes that
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>>62536831
nooooo wayyyyyy
this one is ai as well???? I thought this was a real girl
fuckkkkkkkk
she was my definition of the perfect female
no point in a life without her
i am kms
>>
>>62536829
pedo thread
pedo site
pedo country
>>
>>62536815
There was one extremely attractive Latina teacher at my high school, and my football coach was banging her
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>>62536840
i only had to bet 10k and i secure close to 1 million dollars aka generational wealth
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>>62536843
yes it is
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>>62536804
My teacher was my mom
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>>62536820
Okay then
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>>62536840
>There are smiggers betting on hikes
>>
Non-pedo thread
>>62536846
>>62536846
>>62536846
Use if mods delete this thread
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>>62536853
i don't want to believe it
show me source
>>
so whats the feds plan? inevitably hike rates to try and contain inflation while printing money to bailout anything that shows weakness?
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>>62536851
You can pay much less than that for a lottery ticket. And possibly win a lot more!
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>>62536818
He may as well rip the bandaid and go 50 bps or full Volcker and pump it 1000 bps. All the people pretending inflation isn't that bad yet a case of soda is $9.99. I used to see these at maybe $3.99 when there was no deal. Just hike the rates and get it over with instead of pretending everything is fine, just cause a recession rather than kicking the can down the road. But if they're gonna kick it down the road than I need a 50 bps rate cut asap. Get rich, cash out, move elsewhere since markets are moving fast enough that it makes me worried hyperinflation is nearing.
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post yfw rate cut
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>>62536800
where can I buy that soldier Kirby doll?
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LORS ONIONS?
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>>62536866
they should lower it so we get an exit liquidity
the us is fucked anyway
long or short term its the next great Britannia
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>>62536863
Have sex
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>>62536814
the robot is equipped with an AR15
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>>62536861
As always, the smart money is on nothing
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is this it?
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>>62536870
>>62536870
what are the odds?
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>>62536869
pretending that everything is fine until people start starving en masee is the name of the game, let the goyim deal with the real world
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>>62536874
No cut option?!
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>>62536861
adding this pic to my rasta folder
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>>62536863
Fuck off
>>
My 12/2028 SPY calls are slightly red, it's over :(
>>
>>62536861
>There are smiggers betting on macro
>>
>>62536866

>plan

uhh... we have a task force of 15 (((experts))) that include almost exclusively

>jews
>women
>indians
>indian women
>white collar faggots who have never had a job before

don't worry man the economy is in good hands we have a 30 year old Indian girl calling the shots now
>>
>>62536814
>replace "self employed" wagie with 300k robot sidewalk delivery
>nignogs steal delivery and break robot
many such cases.
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>>62536887
>buying leaps after a retard pump
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I am almost out of money thanks to SNXX
>anon has almost lost it all edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
>>
>>62536874
When speech?
>>
>>62536863
>non-pedo thread
>posts a pedo in the OP
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>>62536901
2:30ET
>>
ANOTHER V INCOMING
>>
I shit myself in my office today and was fired on the spot. Wacky Wednesday am I right?
>>
>>62536883
I just want to get rich and cash out into gold or some other currency and move elsewhere. Id rather not be here 15 years from now and a case of soda is $500 while mininmum wage is $50 an hour
>get job at Mcdonalds
>make $50 an hour
>hamburger costs $800
>tfw must work 2 days to make the same as the price of a single hamburger
>tfw the bug burger costs $50

>pic
What game is she from if at all?
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>>62536869

a significant portion of the worlds aluminium transits through the strait of hormuz

oopsie
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7 minutes to go. Just enough time for a quick change.
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>>62536881
poly says <1%
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we're pumping
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I bought insurance in case it moons. I can’t lose
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>>62536912
Bullish for KMB.
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N \
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>>62536885
Irie mon I and I me tink erryting gwan be alri burddah, da Warshy gon come wit da Glarshy ya na say?
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>>62536912
I unironically nearly shit myself this morning before work. Should've had my KMBs on
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5 MINUTES
*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
>>
BUY NOW????
>>
>>62536932
yeah
>>
I was promised TACOs and it's already Wednesday. Also who the fuck decided to call it Wednesday?
>>
>>62536915
https://www.youtube.com/@YamagamiKaruta/streams
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>>62536940
It’s like buying before earnings report but double the fun!
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>>62536949
Because traditionally people were doing weddings on Wednesdays.
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>>62536956
That actually makes a lot of sense. Thank you for your explanation, anon!
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>>62536949
Woden, aka Odin
>>
Is Trump even posting about the stock market anymore? Used to be daily even when things were bad now it's nothing, clearly too busy shorting it all
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Volatility is going to shit itself either way in a couple minutes and last at least until Friday.
You're seeing the puts aren't pinning or supporting you're through them like a wet paper bag and they keep moving them down. Shit's not bottoming behavior.
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>>62536956
As a kid I remembered how to spell it by breaking it up
Wed NES day. Easy for a video game enjoyer
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ready to jump off the bridge?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GO KEVIN
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RELEASE THE RATES OLD MAN
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>>62536964
Hail Woden
>>
HOLY V BATMAN
>>
is it habbening :DDDD
or is it so ober :((((
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Thats it? Is that all it pump from maintain rates?
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WERE SO BA-ack
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ready to shit myself where's my diaper
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PUMP IT
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FUCK YES!
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ty kevin
>>
i gotta piss
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buy, buy for your lives
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I LOVE THE BULL TRAP
I WILL DISREGARD ALL CONCERNS I HAD
AND GO ALL IN LEVERAGED
LONG LIVE KEVIN
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>>62536965

the last thing he did was publicly talk about "guys that short the market" and then he didn't recommend any tickers after that.

you do the math
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>>62536962
>mfw I spread misinformation
FOOL!
The Odin guy is right, by the way.
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>*taps mic*

what starts playing?
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we are so back, thank you mr trump, thank you kevin
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fake pump
its ober
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Seems like they want to see what Warsh says rather than just "maintain rates"
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20260729a1.pdf
> The Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 3-1/2 to 3-3/4 percent, in support of the Federal Reserve’s dual mandate
Actual, unironic nothingburger. Normies so spooked that simply not raising rates is considered good news.
>>
we're so back (I'm still down 30% in a week)
>>
>RWL
>>
>Five minutes ago, you said, "It's so over."
>Now, it's "We're so back."
>What changed?
>>
I’m gonna need a bigger pump for my insurance calls to make any money boss.
>>
Whats with all the celebrations?
>SOXL 10 minutes ago: $98.56
>SOXL now: $100.85
That's not a lot....
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>>62537021
Market sentiment changed.
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>>62537021
No rape hike
confined
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DEPLOY THE V KEVIN
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Prices are finally what they are supposed to be
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>>62537021
No rape hikes
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Reminder that BoJ is going to raise rates and kill the carry trade after market Thursday.
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>>62537005
Can you stop posting this disgusting shit?
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>>62537029
>>62537021
before I answer what is your performance this year?
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>>62537042
Also, if you doubt it check the backwardation on Gold futes vs CFDs. Capital is rotating.
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soxl is saved
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>clear out all the retail bears
>destroy vix
>buy cheap puts
>dump after

I've seen this one before
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an emergency rate cut is being priced in as we speak this very moment.
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>>62537007
HAIL WODEN
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It’s funny seeing Berkshire dropping because of no rate hike. Just because it actually makes total sense. And no I will not explain.
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>the fed just copy and pasted the statement
kek
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I just want one green day
i don't even remember what winning felt like...
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W-why is TLT dumping?
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>>62537046
I think they're cute
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>>62536985
This is what genuine "we don't know" looks like from wallstreet. Extreme hedging and counterparty hedging.
>>62537042
There's concerns about repatriating money (ie the pension funds in Japan pulling out of the US market) but if you listen to Sanae's heavily accented economic advisor he talks about on-shoring the money into shit like AI/semis/tech. That's their idea for domestic investment.
Not really looking like that's the play right at the moment but who knows they may look at weakness in things like kioxia and thing now's the time to give them even more money.
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So they’re just gonna let yields blow out? When Iran shit hasn’t even started?

$5 gas is gonna be like 5.5% on the 10 year. Mortgages already made a new high. Front end barely down
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

incase you guys wanna watch. it starts at 2:30

jerome had better waiting room music this shit is trash
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>>62537070

What do you mean? It’s obvious as shit it would dump if they didn’t raise rates. Growth and inflation expectations higher = lower TLT. Except you don’t even get the relief from the front end coming down. Just a shitty decision on their part, and the bond market is telling you that
>>
Microsoft SAARS
Shit, really unsure if I should sell before earnings or not now
>>
Kevin basically said the stock market should crash itself see ya later idiots
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>>62537070
BoJ tomorrow.
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>>62537084
>$5 gas is gonna be like 5.5% on the 10 year
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>>62537095
Sell your earrings saar
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>>62537084
Drumpf made a deal with the Fed that they will not hike if he promises to surrender to Iran and end the war.
>>
>>62537092
That's just standard "a customer service representative will be with you shortly" hold music. Yuck.
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>>62537084
Yes. AI will save us all, so we better do anything to not hinder it.
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>>62537106

they are trying to calm everyone down before warsh talks about not being able to raise rates because of black unemployment or some shit
>>
I fucking hate zoomer dip buyer slurpers like you wouldn't believe
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>>62537106
sounds a little bit like weather channel music
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>>62537112
Based black man saving tech.
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>>62537095
I will be selling MSFT call spreads at 3:45p. Keep em if you wanna inverse me boss
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>>62537118

If they don’t buy the dip today with no hike it’s limit down tomorrow so good reason as any to get some free money
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>>62537110
I dont think so bro
>>
GOOGL is up BIGly friends.
>>
10yr yields are even higher than before the release, hmmm
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>>62537127
I will sell calls when it hits 350
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Warsh just bitchslapped Mike Micron on his way to the podium
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>>62537128
The bonds market is the only market left that's not a clown market
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Get in here boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLzUcirVvHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLzUcirVvHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLzUcirVvHE
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>>62537125
artisanal, hand-crafted poverty, not that automated AI utopia.
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>>62537121
https://weather.com/retro/
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>>62537134
Because there’s no gamblers. It’s all big funds and governments
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>>62537131
THERE WE GO YEEEES back to green we are
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my fidelity crashed a lotta gamblers trading rn
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>cant even hold the fake and gay pump before the fake and gay meeting starts

grim
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>>62537150
Jesus if they hiked SPX would probably hit a circuit breaker kek
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>10 minutes of gain because of no rate hike
>would be 2 weeks of dumping if it was raised
Not to sound like a bobo or anything but…
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>>62537125
how exactly will AI cure cancer?
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wow, what a pump. Pack it up baggies, its over
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>>62537160
It will figure out what the Jews are putting in our food and shit
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>>62537135
Federal reserve stream, I don't know which is better, but there are usually different delays between streams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyexh4Ikrp4
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75% chance of sept hike now. What’s the point of waiting?
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>>62537159
you do know it was expected to have no hike. everything hinges on the press conference. are you new?
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>>62537159

desu I wouldn't be surprised at all if we dump even harder because we DIDNT raise rates. people that aren't absolute retarded faggots will lose faith in the clown car if it becomes too apparent the fed is just a bunch of compromised spineless faggots (they are)

dont trust shit until Friday after the big earnings come out. we could close green today and they could rug MSFT 15% in afterhours and then rug AMZN tomorrow like they did everyone else
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>>62537174
Wait for 30y above 5.2% once 100% tariff against China is delivered.
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>>62537106
jerome played circus music
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>>62537165
and then tell the jews who made them?
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>>62537174
If there was a 75% chance of it being sunny tomorrow, would you put on sunscreen today?
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>>62537174
if he says anything the market doesnt like, market could tank hard, if he says he is just guiding markets under supreme leader trump and everyone is going to get even richer, market ath by eod, easy
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>Fake pump already wiped out
Is it actually over?
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and the V's over. Fuck. Waiting for the old white man to tell me how to feel now.
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>>62537186
Nice analogy dumbass
>>
SKHY holding up better than MU is interesting but I'm still staying short.
A lot of the acute panic last night in kospi was weakness in HBM demand even as DRAM went up and MU is less exposed to that. I think there's just more of MU's float still tied up in institutions who want out out out compared to the recent skhynix adr but I'm very weak on that thesis.
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>>62537180
>dump even harder
Where will the money go?
>>
>>62537165
If you wanna eat healthy food just eat kosher products. They even have non corn syrup coke. They don't poison their own.
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>>62537174
doubt it, oil inflation isn’t the only cause of inflation,the rest is going down chuddy and this war is ending soon enough, it’s just trump trying to time the markets so it can pump around mid terms time. I ended the Iranian regime from getting a nuke, the market is hitting all time highs, black unemployment etc
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>>62537186

no but if I knew I was going to the beach I would buy sunscreen before I went.

the markets are supposed to be "forward looking" but then they do meme shit like delay a rate hike 1 month and try to celebrate lmao
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>>62537201
Nigga we were at ATHs before the war
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>>62537191
uhh what old white man.
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>>62537173
THIS STREAM IS AHEAD
>>
>soxl sub $100
lol. I wonder how many bag holders we have itt. I hope you guys are ready to hold forever lmao.
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>>62537205
***slightly less old white man
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Here come dat boi
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>>62537192
I accept your concession retard-kun.
>>62537202
You still don't get it, do you?
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>>62537198

the Jews have been buying every house in America if you missed it
>>
warsh gets absolutely aura mogged by old man Powell. dude has zero charisma
>>
>We love hard drives now, actually
I don't believe it one bit. All it will take for an analyst to say Seagate or Western Digital don't manufacture NAND. That would be a lie for the former but true, I guess, for the latter since everything has a Sandisk logo on their SSDs, but watch Seagate go up in flames to $600 then. I actually warned you.
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IT'S GOOD AFTERNOON, YOU DUMB FUCK
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>VOO & chill
Why is everyone so mad?
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It's forming the N pattern
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>he said the thing
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>do not redeem banks
lmao that he led with that
>we will restore price stability

its ogre
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>>62537223
NI
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>>62537204
people have the memory of a goldfish they want the market to pump around midterms else they won’t take it into account
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I stop baking for a few days and some pedofag janny (probably jeet) appears. How many CP posts has he saved to his hard drive?
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he doesn't sound very bullish
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exit your options, nothing will happen. its over
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>>62537239
I’m an option seller so I’m eating
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talking about playing with balls, whats up with this guy
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Oh wow my suspicion of them crabbing SOXL os looking more and more right
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>we're just getting started
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>>62537245
you sell options at a low vix, you are retarded
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>>62537222
Because VOO & chill is for goycattle who want to retire at 70.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I NEED TO REFUND QUICK
WE'RE GOING TO HOLD
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TASK FORCE
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>pump already faded
clown market
just go to 0 already fuck this
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>Warsh shit talking supply side of the AI trade
Yep it's over.
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>>62537229
NIC
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>>62537254
Works on my machine
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>>62537263
Thank you, NIC- for having me
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hear me out

korean government stock buybacks

(then the inevitable bankruptcy after a huge pump)
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this guy fucking sucks
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN BLUMPFT
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>>62537262

he is literally fudding SOXL right now LMAOOOO. he is target fudding chip shit
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Somebody ask this nigga why he hired the jeet woman from micro shit
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the algos somehow think this conference is bullish
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>>62537271
desu shoulda known after he shit talked them last time
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Did he say the thing? Rate stays the same?
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>>62537255
i retired at 42 doing that
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>The message from markets is the message from markets
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>>62537136
Kek
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>>62537274
AI isn't that good at reading voices yet.
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>>62537277
yes but not the really magic words, samer for longer
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>>62537276

his speech was less than 8 minutes

>do not redeem banks
>I will give zero guidance
>we will restore price stability
>chips are bad
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Is it bad news or good news?
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FED HOLDS INTEREST RATES STEADY AS INFLATION RAISES PRESSURE FOR A HIKE
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>>62537261
He may as well fucking hiked. Whats the point of
>maintain rates
>market gets worse anyways
Just rip the bandaid off already. Reeeeee why don't they put in a Volcker! At least if he was in place I'd trust he'd fix the inflation problem.

>>62537273
Somehow a woman younger than me with a resume probably filled with lies is worthy of the position
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>>62537289
>>chips are bad
?
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PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
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i wonder how long warsh will try to gaslight before someone calls him out
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>>62537289
Why do you want him to bloviate? The current fed rate is perfect, the economy is strong, and we're on a good course with the fed doing nothing.
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>>62537289
Fritolay in shambles
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>>62537298
great way to never get called on again
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>>62537279
that's pretty much 70, logarithmically speaking
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Warsh, just keep the music running during August and I'll exit most of my US positions. After that you can rug.
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OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH north star confirmed
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>>62537298
Nov. In nov he will say we are looking at raising a single point over the next 3 months.
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>>62537255
Retire? I’m literally a bum ass security guard that sits in a chair all day. I get paid to sit and stare at people all day. I live in a storage facility and my expenses are so low that I can do this for years.

>storage facility rent ($105)
>gym membership ($80)
>food ($195 - $215)

I’m able to put away $1,500 into VOO (have almost $140,000 saved)

Life doesn’t get easier than this.
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>it’s a fake pump
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>>62537300

>economy is strong
GDP would be negative if mag7 didn't spend a trillion dollars of debt on shit no one even knows how to sell
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>>62537296
hes right, wafers are the future
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>>62537289
>>chips are bad
What he said was
>AI capex too hot
>semi revenue too hot
>we don't consider chip/memory (calling it out by name to kick it when it's down kek) having a broader inflationary effect outside this market, so we left rates alone for now
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>the historic problem with data dependence is the data and the dependence
the crash is going to be biblical
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TASKFORCE MENTIONED
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>>62537264
better cover the calls you sold, lol
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>>62537255
This. Why would I waste my time coming to /biz/ if I'm going to retire at 70? I can just live my life instead of spending all this energy watching stocks.
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Alright this guy sucks. Just empty words.
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DEPLOY THE BABE TASKFORCE ON NO NEWS
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Imagine betting against LINE ALWAYS GOES UP. It's like betting on America's collapse. It's like most bobos in this general are 3rd world subhumans.
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>>62537322
I don’t think it’s going to 7700 I’ll be fine
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every time he uses "task force" the market giga pumps... weird
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KEVIN
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Pump it
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NQ futes in backwardation. What is happening?
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guys holy shit all my crap went green all of a sudden what happed? line goes up???
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Silver's green?!
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>>62537290
ECB hiked the rates preemptively and look where they are right now. Instead of following suit FED decided to DO NOTHING. Just incredible
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we're so back kevin bros. generational bottom confirmed.
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Long term gf wants to break up.

Losing 90% of port is nothing compared to this.
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>>62537312
so basically same as always, big corpos propping up the economy and dictating the direction
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>>62537333

trapping more retail bagholders probably. or nigger retard pump up until the very last millisecond like usual
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>>62537336
PMs also in backwardation.
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I miss him already...
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FUCKING PAID REPORTERS TRYING TO PROVOKE A CRASH FOR THE DEMS REEEEEEEEE
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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>>62537174
Cope that oil will be resolved. Steady right now isn't too crazy, but if oil remains at elevated levels up to then I can see a September hike. Rational decision imo that is banking on a big TACO.
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>>62537334
kevin just executed bobo live on stream
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>>62537358
oil and ME is the only sore spot. when thats resolved we are neon green to kingdom come
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FOR REAL THIS TIME
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GOOGL COMPUTER
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>>62537324
No surprise. At least Jerome had funny memes, though I personally didn't like the guy. Always delayed in everything and his actions clearly showed intent of protecting stocks over curbing inflation. Very nice $5+ for a bag of "party" size chips that's more like the size of a $2 regular bag from years ago. I do not care if it tanks stocks. The only way I am winning then is I go full gambler. And desu had I done that in 2020 or 2023, then Id have certainly made enough to outpace inflation. Since they've proven themselves to be obsessed with protecting stocks so as to delay a dump, all I need to do is the next time the market crashes is go all in on LETFs. Since their actions keep repeating I assume we will see $10 SOXL in the future and then $300 SOXL again and then $10 SOXL again and then.... I mean when looked at from that perspective it seems to be the easiest trade to make to outpace inflation that is not being controlled.

Now instead all we're getting is a slow bleed out on stocks rather than a fast band aid pull. It's basically like 2022 all over again. I may as well just get a job to have even more cash at the inevitable bottom when he does start hiking rates.
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>>62537324
i like it. it means keep buying calls until august opex
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Memory bulls I need copium right now. Please give me some. Memory bears feel free to make fun of me if you wish I feel like I deserve it right now.
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>>62537174
If you listen to his words he is telling you he's keeping the powder dry for something that's less supply side driven where the hike is more likely to have the intended effect.
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>Task.... Force
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EVENT RISK PASSING?
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MICROSAARS BACK ABOVE 400 AGAIN
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>>62537365
What happens in August?
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>>62537359
kevin saved the economy?!?!
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>>62537349
you must be a pansy bitch. we love jpiddy but warsh is a no nonsense kind of guy. he saw the 08 beta bankers and said he wanted no part in it. he is BASED
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Mr. Warsh what's going on with hyperscalers and the token economy?
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>>62537374
Now need these benchods to do the needful and pump on earnings
DO NOT DO THE DUMPING YOU BITCH
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>How would you characterize your next speech
>I would characterize it as a blank sheet of paper
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So glad I bought that discounted goog two or three days ago whenever it was
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>>62537368
kek!
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67 MENTIONED!!!!
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>Jackson hole
>the "big question"

I remember..
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Even UUUU is going up holy shit
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>>62537366
There's a chance with really good earnings and continued retard levels of capex that memory will poomp again. Assuming the market lets it and stops pricing in what's going to happen 5 years from now and we don't get another onslaught of Chink fud. Sorry that's the best I can do.
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they can't stop the buying
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Bros, becoming a value investor is the best thing I've ever done for my mental health. I buy stocks of good companies at cheap to fair prices, and I literally forget about them for 6 months, when I check back. I'm beating the market this way and sleeping better than I have in a long time. I don't have to care about the talmudic schemes "they" pull with oil, or semis or whatever. I chill and rake in the money.
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>I am assembling a team from around the world...
>TASK FORCE
Cool hype talk.
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I'm planning on selling assets so I can buy into samsung, should I leave the rope just in case?
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>>62537366
Split news. >>62537315
You're getting a little pump off of Warsh implying he won't intervene in chips because they aren't effecting the broader inflation picture.
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Holy shit sneed is green, legitimately thought it'd go under 1k
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where the guy calling MSFT up to $420 yesterday
I need to speak to him
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checkin' with the task forces
(its a pavlov's dog trigger word now)
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>>62537379
this bitch mid af and looks run through
bring back the redhead milf britbong shes peak kino
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qcom pumping today
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desu I feel like we're part of the task force are we not?
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>>62537411
Do you feel in charge?
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>>62537411
biz babes task force
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was at the grocery store
what did I miss?
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>>62536846
>>62536846
>>62536846
Non-pedo thread
Migrate
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>>62537417
It's pumping the economy is saved it's a running of the bulls buy buy buy
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this guys says a lot of stupid shit trying to mystify what the fed does lmao. it has 2 things it can do and literally nothing else. its not that complicated kevin.
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>>62537417
We avoided rape
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>Sandisk green again
>everything just goes back to benefitting Sandisk somehow
About to prove my point or maybe Seagate will just continue to pump and explaining this market is a useless endeavor.
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Are we shorting microslop or faceberg
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Maybe I should have stayed in cash for a little longer before I bought my first ETFs.
World Value Small Caps ETF is up, World Value and World IMI are down. Oh well, I'll stick with it but defer the automatic saving rate.
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>>62537189
Oh! Sexy. Looks so tight. I'm gonna print and fuck this.
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>>62537422
Sad
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MSFT APPL SAVE USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



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