>he fell for the neet memeNobody told you that comfy jobs exist.
>>62537963There is a fuckload of these, but you have to accept that the money will be shit and it will likely be quite lonely and boring. So yeah, almost like getting paid for being a NEET.
This is me except i got a cushy software job and wfh. They’re probably going to start working me harder though but I have enough money to actually neet if I want unless I somehow knock someone up but as a 35 yo autistic virgin that’s not likely.
>be the first one to die when paranormal shit starts happening
>>62537963All well and good until the junkie rocks up one day with a knife or gun and has decided no one is getting between him and his fix today.
>>62537963>security guard licensewtf?Also what the fuck is with security guards for empty buildings, why don't they put security guards in place like McDonalds / fast food, Grocery stores, Walgreens etc. where they're actually needed?
I just want a comfy control room job where you chill and just have to be alert for certain things in case something goes haywire
>>62538941Exactly. You’re the guy killed at the start of the movie when the antagonist enters.
>>62539099>where they're actually needed?That's the point, if you need "security" you call on the cops and let them deal with the shit, it's their job.Your job is being a present being and call them if nobody's around to do so.But forget about it schizo-boy, you'll hear the voices and shit yourself long before some urbex kid trigger an motion detector
These jobs are great for guys in their early/mid 20's, former neets or students. At some point you realize there's no potential for growth and move on. Being 40 and doing work like this means you've failed
>>62539099>Also what the fuck is with security guards for empty buildingsMy guess is that it gets them lower insurance rates on the building?
>working night shiftenjoy dying 10+ years earlier and feeling like shit constantly
>>62537963>interact with the dredges of society>comfyyou are an imbecile
Only immigrants and niggers get this type of work in my country, no white people allowed.>>62539320>Being 40 and doing work like this means you've failedAlso this.
>>62538941I worked somewhere haunted, most spirits aren't violent and even ones that are rarely have ever killed someone. They can't do much my guess is requires lot of energy that is harder to interact with matter without a body.
I have a senior management job in a call centre which used to have over 100 employees (now 15) and being gradually consumed by AI. I work a full time roster but maybe 1-2 hours of work per day depending if there’s any tech issues or whatever. I can come and go as I please, have my own private office, do pushups and read and stuff. I want to leave but I know if I get another job it wont be anywhere near as /comfy/The only thing I hate is how much time I waste looking at IG and X. Trying to reduce it though.
>>62540002Paying a security guard $25 an hour is better than someone breaking in and smashing the place up or worse yet becoming an entrenched squatter
>>62540977Kek elaborate
>>62541222Checked but my experience is just with one building and one spirit, supposedly it was meaner to other guards working there overnight (many would just quit on the spot) but it only made creepy noises and would lightly open doors. Everything happened during a 1-month fire watch the building's sprinkler system needed revamped. This was back in 2016, haven't ran into anything paranormal since. I assume spirits fuck with people out of boredom if they are truly stuck in the same place for god knows how long.
>>62541237Based nonspooked ghost enjoyer95% sure my house is haunted (used to be a morgue in the basement), but most of the ghost shenanigans is also just opening and closing doors: there's one next to the morgue room with a big note with KEEP CLOSED written on it that appears to be their favorite. Its randomly open or closed whenever I go down there.I also get weird sinister vibes going down the stairwell that also enters the basement from time to time but that's most of it
